>(allegedly) start bar fight>get stabbedwhy are chicanos like this
>>151165184I'm not like that, I just drink a bunch of IPAs and talk shit on the computer
>>151165184>>151165331can confirm. he was in town to do the color commentary on the colts/Raiders game tomorrow. https://fox59.com/news/indycrime/former-nfl-qb-mark-sanchez-involved-in-stabbing-in-downtown-indy/
>>151165184KWAB
>>151165184I would smash him with my butt.
>>151166062>stabbed in the chestThat nigga ded
>be American>don't get shot
>IMPD announced that Sanchez has been arrested for his role in the incident.>He was arrested at the hospital for battery with injury, unlawful entry of a motor vehicle and public intoxication, which are all misdemeanors.>Sanchez remains in the hospital and has not been booked into the Adult Detention Center, according to IMPD.lmao
>>151168668He got cut by a 69 year old
>futt bumbler
>>151168911>random socio-economically charged stabbingBut it was. Damn beaner started it.
>>151165331Anytime I’ve seen you beaners drink anything harder than a corona all hell breaks loose
dude thought we forgot about that 2010 afc wildcard game.
>>151168668>>He was arrested at the hospital for battery with injury, unlawful entry of a motor vehicle and public intoxication, which are all misdemeanors.
>>151165184Why do squirrels collect nuts?
QRDhttps://x.com/IMPDnews/status/1974584238759682402>12:30am October 4th, 2025 Sanchez was drunk and walking back to his hotel room >he saw a 69 year old delivery driver (not joking) double parked>Sanchez flies into a blind rage and begins ranting at the driver>the driver pepper sprays Sanchez >Sanchez breaks into the delivery vehicle and starts punching the driver>the driver stabs Sanchez multiple times >cops get called to the scene>render medical assistance to Sanchez and the old man>receive footage of the entire incident from surrounding businesses >Sanchez and the old man are taken to the hospital >Sanchez remains in the hospital (where currently is as of the typing of this post) >the old man has been released>after reviewing footage of the incident IMPD arrests Sanchez at the hospital. >he is currently still at the hospital awaiting release after which he will go to jail >according to Fox they are replacing Sanchez with Brady Quinn
>be wealthy and successful>flush it all down the toilet bc you're drunk and stupidignore movie fights; it takes almost no effort to kill someone with a knife.sanchez is lucky to be alive atm.
>>151165184imagine you are a multi millionaire, easily 50 mil NW and you still find the need to go to bars and talk shit with complete strangers
>>151171320its funny because they eat beans
>>151165184He is a WHITE Hispanic in America.Viva la razza bianca hombre
>>151166062lmao that's wild.
What is Marco Rubio doing in Indianapolis?
>>151171955the cuban qb is in next draft, fernando mendoza
I think being a member of the Jets in a meaningful way curses you for life. This is why Revis had to leave to win his ring and get into the Hall.
>>151171412Mark Sanchez must get so much shit everywhere he goes. I don't know why he would ever go to a bar.
>>151170031>trying to be a karen when not whitehe's lucky to be alive
free the homie the jeet shouldn’t have double parked
>>151171826l,ao
>>151170031Alcohol remains the midwit vice of choice.
>>151170031>according to Fox they are replacing Sanchez with Brady QuinnIs a 24 hour notice enough for Ms Quinn to get her makeup done?
>>151165184dumb brown animals
>>151178515>Alcohol remains the midwit vice of choice.That would be weed.Alcohol, in moderation, is the gentlemen choice.Weed, in any form but especially smoking it, and smelling like a dead skunk, is the plebs choice and the preference of non-Whites.
>>151181507kek
>>151181620>smelling like a dead skunkOldGenXFagHere and that's the part I don't get especially when girls, who spend all that time with makeup and perfume, smoke that shitty smelling pot. Maybe it's because their pussies are so nasty (since modern women do not douche) and they're hiding the smell.
>>151165184Typical drunk beaner behavior
I want it duly noted it was in fact this faggot >>151181507 who turned this into makeup thread and I am merely trying to fit in
>>151182589first time I smelled weed I thought it was sewage. it smells so fucking bad. I hate it. I live in a college town. the smell is everywhere on everyone for 8 months a year. i wish someone would introduce these profoundly retarded kids to edibles.
>>151181620>and smelling like a dead skunkYeah I think I hate this the most about weed. You can smell it from a mile away. It's a fucking stench.
>>151184337>>151185510There are definitely some strains that doesnt smell atrocious but that's that premium shit. Stoners should be given free Vaporizers or something to reduce the smell
>>151170031>69 year old delivery driverthe fuck?
>>151165184Something brought out the Aztec side of him
>>151165184>buttfumble>maced and gutted by a geriatric wagiegenerational kwab
>>151172507imagine the stench
>>151166062He got stabbed and wasn’t even commentating on the London game wtf
Would it be fair to say that Mark Sanchez was the Tua Turnaballova of his generation?
>>151170031>be delivery driver>have to carry mace and a knife>*Merica
>>151185993Start saving for retirement, anon. At least that boomer won't have to work for the rest of his days after he sues Sanchez.
they don't have the intelligence of whites or BBC strength, so they get mogged on both ends
>>151185993Probably some illegal brownoid
J E T S. JETS JETS JETS
My earlier Brady Quinn post has some errors. I'm correcting them. >69 year old truck driver is making a delivery of fryer oil to the hotel Mark Sanchez is staying at>Sanchez is hanging out at the loading dock at 12:30 AM; drunk and possibly high>he tells the delivery driver that the driver is barred from standing at the loading dock per orders of the hotel manager >the driver tries to explain to Sanchez how loading docks work >Sanchez decides to spice up the conversation by shoving the delivery driver into a wall and throwing him onto the ground >the driver flees into the cab of his truck>Sanchez decides the party is just getting started. he catches the driver just as the cab door is closing and tries to pull the driver out of the cab>the driver pepper sprays sanchez>sanchez begins beating the driver>the driver pulls out a knife and stabs sanchez in the chest repeatedly >hotel employees notify law enforcement >Sanchez lets go of the driver and the fight ends>both men are taken to the hospital >the driver gives a statement to police>the statement is backed up by dock workers >Sanchez refuses to speak with law enforcement >Law enforcement obtains multiple camera angles of the entire incident. Footage confirms the accounts of the driver and the dock workers>Sanchez is arrested at the hospital and charged with intoxication, unlawful entry of a motor vehicle, and battery >Sanchez's stab wounds will require a lengthy recovery >the 69 year old driver is not currently hospitalized
>>151201417neat
>>151201417wheres the video?
another correction to my previous posts. 69 year old victim remains hospitalized face book /photo?fbid=1237409048192085&set=pcb.1237411608191829bloody photos of the alleged victim in the hospital. currently still hospitalized. could not find video footage. I'll post the unedited version on /b/ after this. they're not that bad if you see a lot of gore like me. guy has a cut in his cheek. there's blood all over the place. Sanchez is allegedly worse off; stabbed in the chest. could not find photos of Sanchez.
>>151201417Cocaine Superman
>best QB in recent Jets history despite being the definition of perpetually mid game manager>threw his broadcasting career away because alcoholThere is just nothing sacred about this cursed team. I only don't feel bad for Jets fans because they cheered Geno Smith's season ending injury in 2014
>>151219702Literally Joe Namath with violence instead of sexual assault
>>151188653He's the Kyler Murray without the mobility of his generation
>>151219616please reply with post number of video anonthank you
Sanchez charges upgraded to felony charges
>>151224798beast mode
>>151224798And he has the last name Sanchez, he's getting deported now. He'll get his revenge by leading the Mexico olympic flag football team to gold
Was clearly trying to bum the delivery driver in a coke-fuelled haze.
currently looking for video of the fight. here's a cap from another video after the fight of Sanchez walking down the street with a stab wound to the chest. SFW as far as I'm concerned.
He was minding his own when some short fat bald guy walked up to him and said, "nice buttfumble, pretty boy," and the CTE kicked in
The real question is how did Ray Lewis get away with it?
>>151170031>USC butt fumble gets poked>ND QB takes his jobThis is karma for the Bush Push.
Mark, you came to the wrong city to push around some elderly dude
>>151165184He’s fucked for this shit.He disfigured an old man. Lawyers are going to peel the bark off both mark and fox.
Turns out Indianapolis cops dont care about bean QBs
mark sanchez on a gurney being taken to a hospital after the incident
>>151166552It's actually very easy. Go to New England and you'll be fine.
>>151170031Honestly fuck that beaner. Who the fuck does he think he is to be a parking officer for a delivery van; especially one that's doing post - midnight deliveries?
>>151228995>and FoxI think that's the thing that's overlooked here. When the story broke, Fox immediately went to Sanchez's side and almost painted this random delivery driver as an aggressor. They had social media posts, short segments, and such all ready to go out and they sure did. I hope this dude gets a fat payday
alcohol the great removal of family friends and LIFE...thank God hes alive
>>151178515>Alcohol remains the midwit vice of choice.to be fair this sounds way more like cocaine. Alcohol doesn't make anyone but teenagers run windsprints in an alley after midnight
>>151165184He just wants back into the NFLHe knows if Jones goes down and he very publicly is in an Indianapolis jail, they'd go and bail him out and have him suit up rather than put Richardson in
Because I'm neurotic and somewhat egotistical, I can't help but always compare situations like this to situations like mine. I look at myself, a nearly 34 year old "man" who is a complete loser. I've never had sex or romantic experience, rarely have had friends, I live with my parents, I have a horrible job, I've wasted every meager opportunity I've ever had. I've completely given up on life and can't express the level of misery I live in every day, just nonstop suicidal thoughts 24/7 for years. I hate waking up, I hate going through every day, my only solace is sleep. Then I look at Mark Sanchez. This guy is very handsome and charimastic, tall, athletic and extremely fit. He grew up in Southern California, was the top HS QB recruit in the country, and was the starting quarterback at USC. He had the childhood and college experience all guys dream of, a football star and infinite amounts of sex with countless gorgeous girls. He was a top NFL draft pick and became generationally wealthy immediately and while he wasn't a great QB, he then got to live in New York, had lots of early career team success. After retiring, he got to become a football analyst on TV for many years, staying involved with the game he loved, kept being famous, got even richer. And yet even a guy like this can do something like this and completely throw his life away for literally no reason at all whatsoever, whereas I know that despite the horror my life is, I'll never do anything like this. If I got to experience even one iota of Mark Sanchez's life, I would thank God every day for my great fortune. I just don't get it.
>>151226318kek
>>151234559He has CTE please understand if you played football for even one game your brain is permanently damaged and you can’t be held to any personal responsibility. Sanchez will get off and have a third career as a Washington lobbyist fighting for CTE research funding.
>>151234559he's had everything handed to him his entire life anon. those kinds of people often become sociopaths
>>151234559It's called having pride. It's why you never had anything to begin with.
>>151234975>having pride is attack a wagie over where he parked his car, when he was actually in the right and it was none of your business anyway
probably a bad batch of coke
Bros, it's CTE, isn't it?
>>151234559Alcohol, it's always alcohol.When you're older and you're drunk you're more dangerous than ever. Learned it firsthand when I had too much at a wedding last year. I didn't do anything destructive but I said a lot of stupid shit that ruined the night for some people and I regret it.
>>151234559Mark Sanchez was a pedophile fuck him man
>>151172507oh?
>>151235493of course. could also be roiding though
>>151235883Also, this is still the best drunk ex-Jets qb moment
>>151235587What did you say
>>151166306american emergency rooms are extremely good at keeping people alivethose "73 shot, 3 killed in chicago this weekend" headlines you see aren't entirely about black excellence with firearms
>>151234559You've missed some milestones but 34 is not that old. It is getting close to what I would consider the point of no return. I hope you find the motivation to make it, anon.
>>151170031>69 year old delivery driveramerica is an insane asylum
>>151235587>>151238072Seconded. You must confess to receive absolution.
>>151232325https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REU1JCELpro
>>151239762you got me good
>>151235587It's a nice mix of alcohol and CTE
>>151172507very likely that this directly resulted in this incident via accumulated CTE
