bukkake edition cant think of anything else important on today, probably some aflw or something
>aflwnot footy champdo better sweaty
poort aflw player got her shorts pulled down yesty. flash of bum cheek
Cath has never looked better
Up and at 'em (an hour late)
nick daicos lol
ummmmmmmm they win games okay dont ask questions
geelong doesn't even have any good players though so who cares if they rort the cap aye
how we feeling daylight savings chads
Look at the /nrl/ thread >>151163783Look at all the incredible detail in the OP and follow up posts. /afl/ could have had that, but turbo was bullied by turbo hater
>>151171459>game 1so the nrl grand final is like a 5 game series like the nba?
>>151171370discombobulated
Good morning alf
>>151171459/nrl/ has sovlless shit ops compared to /alf/
>so much of an autist he cant be happy with his one thread win for the year>has to whinge in the place he admits he got bullied out ofholy kek
I'm not turbo, simply saying that its unfair that he got bullied by turbo hater
>>151171370thanks for the reminder. microwave clock and kitchen clocks need changing.
Happy daylight savings summer chads Winter spergs btfo for another year
>>151169642>an hour lateapplied for a mental health day yet mate
dst is honestly retarded tbqhwyit wasn't even actually brought in to help farmersthey wake up whenever the rooster bukaws
wish brisbane had daylight savings best part about down south in the summer is the sun staying up longer
>>151173260not sure i want the sun up at 3:30am tbqh
Hate the concept and would rather see it scrapped but now the sun isn't rising at 5AM, now it's 6Gives me an extra hour of not worrying about the alarm going off earlier
>>151173274The sun rises at like 6am mate not sure what youre on about
>>151173764>alarmmeant cock*bangs horse*
>>151173804idiot
it's not december and there's like 3 different periods of dawn and dusk champ
>>151174016Doesn't make sense why the sun would rise that early.
the gf is playing today. it's her queendom, please respect her rule.
Splitting different songs across different versions so people need to buy all of them to hear everything remains tacky and cringy as hell. At least it's not actively undermining her album like she did with Midnights and TTPD this time so that's something. But this shit remains deeply embarrassing for an artist of Taylor's standing to do. You don't need the money that badly sis.
gma
>>151171459
>Ash Riddell delivers another midfield masterclass, surpassing her own record with 45 touches, the most ever in an AFLW game
>>151175002balanced comp they have there
>>151174810this is a straff
straffo is literally the definition of rent free for some of you
>>151173274it would rise at 5 rather than 4 champ, daylight savings puts it an hour ahead
>>151175002>>151175132we demand equal pay btw
>>151175002>masterclass>AFLW
Nick "the champ" Daicos
>>151175719>second born>second at everything
>>151173260Daylight savings sucks.
>>151175920why's that?
>>151176052because it just does
>>151176052For me it throw's my body rhythm and routine completely out of whack. Plus I like the dark so it not turning dark until almost 9pm isn't my cup of tea. Even eating dinner when it's still light makes me feel odd for the first month or so. I just don't like it. There's also a bunch of studies that suggest it's not good for your health and frankly I believe them.
>>151176052because i'm a nerdy little depressed shut in faggot allergic to sunlight
>>151176168>>151176224>>151176400got it thanks mates
Fuck gaylight savings
lotta non whites itt
>>151176660daylight saving's map btw
For the record, Straffo quite likes the album
>>151176660>it's a white thingNo, faggot. Even in these countries support is pretty much divided evenly down the line. It has always been divisive.
>>151176840>retarded laughing stock mutterica represents white peopleHOWLING
why is everything political with you blokes
>>151176660>USA >White
>>151176947That's what's happened to the world. We've all been divided and trained to attack constantly. Look how quickly people are willing to take up arms and fight each other over something as asinine and irrelevant as daylight savings.
i am never masturbating again
>>151177051I am masturbating again in about 10 hours.
>>151177045remember to defend billionaires and pedohphiles at every stage, the nupol oath.
>>151177117You can just change "billionaires" to "browns" and the same credo becomes the lefty oath. Though frankly the left defend billionaires when they're on their side too.
>>151177176oh you're at that stage of your development
>>151177281What stage?
go back to /pol/ you fuckwits
WHY AREN'T WE FUNDING THIS?
Might have said some things I regret last night, lads.
not a single person cares about your personal tribulations
argued with mum again
anyone else see sam "the cuck" mitchells speech? what a fucking cry baby brat
>>151176947>t. born in gamergate +11
>>151177820how fucking horrendous
>>151177117>nupolmeant botted pol
>>151177820>>151178362Did you actually watch the game or just look at the final score?
reckon you cunts need to be raped
>>151178241At the B&F? What was he crying about this time?
>>151178497i haven't watched any footy since like 2023 if i'm being perfectly honest you
>>151178497https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg4Cy3UCsVsBest two teams of the league going hard at it
if robbie gray was a poof would he be robbie gay or robbie rainbow
>>151178527again?
>>151178582Crisp
Shitting clay again.
i am opposed to daylight savings because that means it's hotter for longer i don't want 40 degree days where the sun sets after 8pm
i like daylight savings because irrational stupid things that a mere cultural remnants of bygone eras are sovlfvl
Iggs morn
Daylight savings is good in theory. There’s more light later in the day so I can do things at night. In practice, every shop closes at 5:30 so it’s pointless.
>>151178941WELCOME TO GEELONG
>>151178976They are already going to struggle to bring in Curnow on top of Marshall. They simply cannot afford Butters.
IFa player that is rumoured to be leaving during the season doesn't re sign before the season is overTHENhe is as good as gone
>>151179039>
butters and hinkdog to my dosn
>>151179064Depends on the player. Some of them hold it out forever for a bit of extra cash. Jamie Elliot is a prime example. He pulled the same shit with Gold Coast this season that he did with Brisbane a few years ago, eventually re-signing for a little more at the last minute.
do you guys like boney m?
Why don't any of the slopdelivery services have any specials? I thought they always had big deals on grand final days?
>>151179287Sure do. Never listened to a full album of theirs but I listen to songs like Rasputin, Ma Baker and Daddy Cool all the time.
>>151179291grand final was last week matenot sure if you knew
>>151179335crisp, i've grown to quite like them too as of late
if I go crazy then will you guys still call me superman
>>151179342Nah, the baby brother code has its grand final on tonight. I swear last year or the year before I got like $15 off. Didn't even watch the game but I remember there were slop specials on the same day.
>nrl grand final day>thread almost deadbit in this
>>151179419This thread shitposting about trades, daylight savings and fast food will almost certainly have more traffic than the NRL grand final thread.
Doesn't feel like a Sunday desu. Not adjusting to life without footy.
Thinking I josh up NRL tonight.
>>151179548there has been no footy on sunday for 6 weeks
>>151179607no more brother wars
>>151179614Yeah but with no footy at all it feels like Saturday afternoon waiting for the game to start.
>>151166945>*whips out dick in a perth hotel with kath after she's finished commentating the sunday night fremantle match*
>>151178497>implying anyone watches aflwdilanon, i...
Broncucks are genuinely going to get fucking arse raped tonight
wish melbourne rugby players would storm my colon
>>151179379no but steven lois lane iykwim haha
>>151180345looks like the work of a fuckhead tradie to me
>>151180399>ClaytonThese are the "skilled workers" we're importing to replace tradies, mate.
>looks like the work of a fuckhead tradie to me>tradiefckupshave you considered learning to read captain obvious
>>151180467>In the 2021 census, there were 18,988 people in Clayton, down from 19,358 in 2016>At the time the census was taken, 27.2% of the population reported being born in Australia
>>151180527read the filename dickhead
>implying indians can't be tradiesdo better sweaty x
>>151180590>3/4 are foreignersit's even worse than i thought
i am implying thatfind me a picture of an indian "tradie"
reckon phone repair is a trade champ
Welcome to the Devils... Robbie Fox!
garn bottleo
>>151180765Call NRMA, RACV or RACQ and see what the nationality of the mechanic they send you is.
holy mogged
>>151181095reckon he's hardly a buck'six
>>151181095never meet your heroes
bit in this
Post daylight savings diarrhoea.
>>151181235tf samethough I may fucked up my cooking
>>151181170true, huge error by tdk
>>151165851drunk internet purchase no.6,811 just landed . one of my cheaper dumbarse buys tho.
daicos derangement syndrome
My arsehole is absolutely burning.
>>151180345its excellent work sar, can I have job ?
>>151181235>ynr when the media tried to pass off high mortality rate post vax caused by DST
doctors get paid too much
doing some meal prep
stakeholdersmasterclassNick Daicoslowering the eyes, or variations of thatIndians contributeto and enrich sociertyislampalestinejudaismisrael
remember ukraine? whatever happened to that
>>151181830Who cares
>>151181165you think that's bad wait until you see the line for a gf inspection in bondi
>>151181987lmao
When is next penis inspection
>>1511820682 weekstrust the plan
Kinos about the fairer sex?
>>151182809Kek, such whores
men fall in love once women do it daily
>>151183570Women don't fall in love.
EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!!!!
>>151183804Trvke, too transactional, that’s why they can’t understand loyalty in the same way men can. Very difficult lesson to learn for young guys is just how different girls are/can be.
wake up in the am compose a beat
turkfag
turkGOD
they say that hypersexuality is linked with ADHD. unfortunately, my ADHD is linked with Asperger’s, so I’m hyper sexual and a virgin, which has resulted in becoming a coomer. Just fucking shoot me
Wanking the old knoberooney
not your therapy group
lets go boys
Just blew all over the missus pussy.
>>151184188HOLY BASED
>>151181804
>>151184188why?
>>151184071they also say that adhd is a subset of autism (which since dsm-5 also includes aspergers retard)
>>151184259Had a nut I needed to crack.
>>151184097Crisp
>>151184188>over not insideJye Amiss tier goal accuracy.
>>151184071>they say that hypersexuality is linked with ADHDWho is "they"?
>>151184263You can have ADHD and not autism, apparently the combordity rate is 30%
>>151181830>ynr when reddit was all like >muh russian logistics dindu have the helling logistics the invasion will collapse in 2 weeks
>>151184349you can unless you live anywhere the dsm-5 is usedl2read
stop using self diagnosed labels and fix your fucking life
got a blood test hoping that a severe deficiency in maybe testosterone was the reason I’m the way that I am but nope, everything was fine. I guess the structure of my brain must just suck
>>151184071You just need a gf that is a autistic coomer too
>>151184376>/afl/
My boot scootin' baby is drivin' me crazyMy obsession for anal, my arse hole gapesMy rodeo Romeo, sucking him from head to toeMy arsehole pines, better get in line, five, six, seven, eight
>>151184411as if you have the test of any normal man from 100 years agoyou just KNOW they update the numbers to pretend the test of a male over the last 20 years is normal
>stop using self diagnosed labels>actually been officially diagnosedwhat now champ
>>151184497anyone can get that diagnosis if they want itcut the crap
>>151184392you are insufferale
>>151184376Corrrr
>>151184411The "normal" range of test is extremely wide. It can be quite low compared to 50 years ago and still be considered normal.
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DIAGNOSE YOURSELF>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BE DIAGNOSED BY AN EXPERT NOO DON'T TRUST THE SCIENCE
>>151184540this poster is trans and brown
>expert>jeet that did qualifications in some shithole
>>151184565bell street maccas in 15 minutes champ
>>151184595you dont really trust doctors to youwonder how much kickback they got from whatever mind control drugs they prescribed you to
>>151184607stop asking questions about who actually was hired to factcheck by fb during covid you indophobic antisemite
>>151184629haven't renewed my adhd med script for years retard
>answer these questions to prove you are an autist>omg! i tick all the boxes xd
What do you blokes want me to get you for christmas?
>>151184683hsgf
>>151184683I dunno
>>151184683Anal fissure cream.
>>151184689Pick me up one too thanks mate
>>151184683this but legal >>151184689i can't afford to give away another freo way to coke hit em real high send em shops for smokes
>>151184683out of debt.
ella roberts and me would be so good together
>>151184683I don’t want anything. I want the 25th of December to be no different to any other day
>>151184722USAUSAFOY
>>151184749Yeah she's a cutie
>>151184223meant for>>151184727
>>151184683a career
meant carer
>>151184683meth mostly iykwim haha
Take your meds you little spastic faggot
my life be like ooooo aaaaa ooo aaa oooooo
he's not me retard
>>151184850been singing this
>>151184853yes he is, we’re all the same here, we are… anonymous
>>151184850trip on glenn mcgrath iykwim haha
>>151184885i miss when we actually did shit like thatmoot is a faggot and a sellout
>>151184918this but meal prepping and frozen microwave food
>>151184918which ones cheaper though
>and then we all dressed the same in an online game and le trolled xd!>i miss the old days anonymous is legion xd
>>151184933go goyslop btw
>>151184901Haha!
>>151184960it was good
>>151184960>he's too new to hear about the scientology pranksFOWF
Alright lads lets start piling into /nrl/
>>151184987hope no one fingers my bum haha
>>151184987>less active on grand final day than /alf/ on a post-season Sunday before trade period startsgrim
>>151184960still more memorable than anything you've ever said or done
>>151171459>turbo was bullied by turbo haterturbo's a weak bitch then. imagine being bullyd. just don't give a rats clacker, it's that easy
you guys are just an edgy redditchill the fuck out lmao
>>151184987BRONCGODS
>>151185032I would not want to be friends with this person.
Some female rugby players are hot, they got nice thick strongly built bodies
brisbane broncos are publicly traded. it's possible to buy all their shares and turn them into an afl teamnorf floated themselves on the stockmarket in the 90s and it resulted in carlton attempting a hostile takeover
>>151185017bobba you you bobba bobba iykwim haha
>>151185032>best case you save a day by going early>worst case you look like an absolute spastic fuckwit and have to spend time and money to fix it
>>151185063Meh.
We seriously need to start doing better as a community
>>151185087Shut the fuck up.
>>151185087I'll gape your arsehole, cunt.
>>151185063>women playing masculine sportsgrire
HOW DARE HE
This is not a community
You may certainly not.
>>151185107I will literally never forgive him.
>>151185063yep would love some rugby girl's smooth tree trunk thighs around my head
WHAT IS GOING ON
>>151185009That’s what I thought too lmao, grim
WHAT ARE WE SEEING HERE?
>>151185117>football columnistreckon there should be more demands for being a "journalist" than a doctor or lawyer if you're obviously DEI
Need this horse to get up so I can chuck the winnings on the storm
>>151185168Think about what you're really gambling with.
>>151185168number 12 for me and im going brothel
60,113 at the wallaby test last night, more than any gayfl game except the 2021 grand final. rugby matches now hold 3 of the 5 largest crowds at perth stadium.what's going on wa bros? thought you loved your gayfl?
>he's doing this on his big nightFUCKING KEK
>>151185009almost like the legal high scoring grand final hasn't started yetonly simps care about nrlw
>>151185200Gayfl sucks run by woke Victorian poofs. Rugby is a man's game
>>151185168but enough about kath iykwim haha
>>151185200>60,113>more than any gayfl game except the 2021 grand final.60,113 is fucking chump change for the AFL, dummy. Collingwood vs Port Adelaide in round 1 got more than that.
attending a sporting event in person is just something that blows the nrlspergs mind
Watching Sheffield shield.MY South Australian Men's Cricket Team.
>>151185244He means *in Perth
>stadium in rectangle format can hold more people than ovaltoday we learn basic geometry with nrlsperg
>>151166945Beats cricket
>>151185249Have you ever tried getting around Sydney? It sucks. People in Sydney rarely travel. Because teams still use SOULFUL suburban grounds rather than every team playing in a soulless concrete bowl shared by everyone else in the middle of the city.
>>151185269That argument is still flawed.
>>151185312>Have you ever tried getting around Sydneyno, i dont want to attend mardi gras thanks
>>151185312>Small, empty, suburban stadiums are so soulfullel
>more than any afl game>EXCEPT>BUT>NOT THAT ONE >BARRING>OMITTING>EXCLUDING>DOESN'T COUNT
it's so fucken easy to rile up you spergs
>>151185345I wonder what his excuses will be when Perth Bears struggle to get 10,000 each week in 2027? Assuming that even gets off the ground that is.
>NRLel couldn't even get a stickyjej
>>151185354Pity your own thread isn't active enough for you to spend time discussing the grand final instead of coming here.
Big O has retired
>named their team after an existing gay clubwill never not be funny
>>151181235Diarrhea posting is spiritually jeeted. Or you’re just an actual stinky 5ft street shitter. Bane to get the 3peat in 2026
>>151185387Mods just being practical. Why would it need one?
>>151185410true, it wont even go over the bump limit so no need
>>151185397Yeah, my missus told me years ago.
>>151185397Sad but expected. Body is falling apart. Nice that he was able to play in a flag after missing out last year.
>>151185417Mods making a sticky robbed me of making secondary grand final day threads
>>151185397>morris leaking before the club gets it out againwhere does this cunt get off
i like the idea of the nrl's state premiership. too bad it wouldn't work for footy, unless you have three sets of goal posts and can pit the vfl premier against the sanfl premier against the wafl premier
>>151167547You love to see it
Diarrheaposting is hilarious
>>151181423kek.
yous a bunch of poofs
the sticky was soulless
>>151181423>>151185464have any of you cunts entered into that competition to go to london with him?
Bont was far more deserving of a brownlow than Nick daicos
>>151185475t. coping NRLfag
>>151185478Sounds awful.
Its funny how this general just becomes /nrl/ 2.0 whenever they have a game on. Kinda just shows that they really do dominate the Australian sporting landscape
>>151185519I was thinking if I won it I'd just say can I have the money for the trip and accommodation instead.
NRL is for toxic males
>>151185553Does it allow for onselling? You'd be able to make more just by creating a bidding war amongst Pies members.
NRLW has player heights and weights unlike woke GAYFLW
>>151185457Based Charlie Cameron
public holiday tomorrow lads
>>151185669Yeah but everything is closed. What the fuck am I going to do?
>>151185680take my hand
>>151185680go and watch the local legal high scoring grand finals at the beach
What backwards arse state has a public holiday tomorrow?
What are you shitstained losers doing? We're in /nrl/.
>>151185774ACT, NSW, and ACT have labour day tomorrow
>>151185797Why would I be in a thread for something I couldn't give a shit about, troll behaviour this
Grim, guess that’s standard in their threads
Crazy that these states have a holiday to celebrate a political party that's in power
>>151185812Is this standard /nrl/ content?
may rewatch the harry potter movies all in a row tomorrow. haven't seem them in like 9 years
Final footy game of the season about to start. Their pre-game entertainment is going to mog Snoop.
Remember seeing one recently on tele for the first time in years and thinking how geared towards children/reddit they are.
>>151185868They were never any good.
>>151185904Who is it?
gonna go fuck tonight
>>151185904footy?
>>151185803QLD kings birthday too
Might crack in to a few tins and wank the night away.
What's for din dinz?
>>151186050Still can't decide. Takeaway of some kind because I didn't put move any meat from the freezer last night.
>>151186050https://www.aldi.com.au/product/seasons-pride-frozen-super-crunch-chips-1kg-000000000000365335Pop it in the air fryer and you've got a restaurant quality meal.
>>151186095Don't start him.
>>151186044Crisp
>>151186118Start what mate?
Jord
>>151186095>$3.99good deal
>>151186155Could travel from Dartmoor to Melbourne for less than that. Not a good deal at all.
>Equating using public transport to being a good deal...
>make 26 an hour working 46 hours per week>no chance in hell of owning a homeRope looms
jeremy camerons tackle was a free kick againstyou cant grab the jumper like that
>>151186228Ropes belong on oppressors, mate. Don't off yourself.
>>151186228>26 an hourDon't think you can afford the rope, kekw.
>>151185904isn't it just Birds of Tokyo every year
>>151186228That's what I used to get for casual warehouse work 20 years ago
>>151186270lol
>>151185904what an odd thing to even think about let alone compare
>>151186261Good idea, might start with a pollie
>>151186363Violence is discouraged.
not going to watch the nrl grand final, going to flog my arsehole and pound my prostate instead
I’ve gained weight, I need to lose 10kg
>The National Minimum Wage in Australia is $24.95 per hourThey really value you if they're giving you $1.05 extra per hour. Over an entire week that's $50 extra in your pocket.
Love pushing a prolapse back in when wiping after a heaving dump.
any other clubs have 5 flags in the 2000s?
>>151186389>Over an entire week that's $50 extra in your pocket.How much after income tax?
>>151186398Nope. Just Bane. Geelong and Hawthorn next best with four each.
The bane supporters here are insufferable
>>151186404Don't think you're paying income tax at $24.95/hr.
you gotta turn that cash into more cash somehowwe're all trying to figure it out toogood luck
>>151186423They're pretty based imo.
>>151186422Since the national comp in 87 though would eagles be next with 4. Bane 5, hawks, cats and iggs 4
This performance is shitting all over AFL's pregame. Need a night grand final to be able to compete.
>>151186438you ok mate? we watch sports here not music acts lmao
jack steele is just a nothing nobody boring twat
rare to see a woman with a sexy back these days, nearly all are hunched pudgy quasimodas and/or built like circus strongmen
>>151186437Hawks have five since it became the AFL. They won in 1991. They have seven if you're counting from 1987.
snoop was way better than teddy shits
>>151186456Should iggs pick him up
I’m shitting
FUCK YOU WILL
Lads... I think he's actually singing instead of lip syncing.We can't ever banter /nrl/chads again.
>>151186469Ah that was right, 91. Forgot it was 90 not 87 that it became national league too.
>>151186478He says he doesn't want to leave Saints so I assume he's just going to see out his contract unless someone comes hard for him and I can't see too many big offers. Game seems to be moving away from the Oliver and Steele type mids.
>this nrlpoof seriously live blogging pre match entertainment
>Playing Still DreHoly mogged.
>>151186487not watching the nrl, too busy stimfapping to gay porn
>>151186438I dont know who this is.Im not being ironic or trolling either. Never heard of him.
>>151186515Go iggs btw
This fat bloke is pretty awful.
>>151186517He won some award a year ago and someone quote tweeted a tweet about him saying they’re just making up guys now and it went viral. Nobody knows who he is, just some record company creation
more like teddy sinks desu
They really need to stop wasting millions on these horse shit pre game music acts, nobody would care if it didnt happen
afl just keeps winningsnoop dog v some fat cunt lmao
>>151186563Trvke, okay if it’s some aus band though. Hate the American shit like snoop, we are Australian and it feels tryhard/foreign
>>151186389We "pay above award wage" what are you complaining about
just get some local choir or vocal group or some shit to sing classics/standards, simple as. as the other anon said, no one cares.
uncle collin fuming he doesnt get this gig
Do you blokes even like nrl
>>151186614no but steven may
>>151186614No.
>>151186614
>>151186614Nope. I fuckin' love it!
>>151186647fuck off nonce
These NRL chads are making our afl players look like lanklets who have never seen the gym.
we got good value out of this Sydney 2000 stadium
Hello, how are we all?
based dick pussey
>>151186670Retard. It's Brisbane vs Melbourne, they're not playing in Sydney.
>>151186670dick dastardly move from the afl to convince the nsw govt not to turn it into a proper rectangle because they pinky promised to have the swans play there
>>151186553Kek
>>151186670It's a white elephant. There's fucking nothing at Homebush and it's barely used throughout the year.
stop talking about rugbyanyway how many blokes have you fucked recently?
>>151186688…
>>151186683Thank you
This is the one game of NRL I've turned on this year and already feel like switching it off before it's started.
The steady hand of Conrad Sewell.Singing in a key way too low. And doing the gay end note. Fuck off cunt.
>>151186718Needs a giant carpark around it so cunts can just rock up easy in their car
>>151186776Having anything around it would be a start.
prep done
>>151186782crisp prison cook
This is such an unaesthetic sport.
>>151186782I think personally I'd freeze maybe a couple of them each week so I build up a surplus and can have a little variety.
>Tie scored before afl scored a goaloh no no no
>>151186824Maybe someone should teach them something about defending?
>>151186816good idea desu. what i normally do is make 2/3 different dishes but couldn't be bothered this time. although i do add different sauces before heating like passata or a curry sauce. that can change it up enough.
>>15118686210
>sunday evening>busy work week loomsi may just end it all tonight
why are normies waking up to companies like oracle and palantir now
i don't really care about the war between codes or whatever but fuck nrl is just so boring to me, just guys running in the same spot tackling each other
>>151186953Life has gotten too shitty. People aren't as distracted as they used to be.
This is a good game for a change. These are normally boring as fuck.
juts found out my brother was diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder>inb4 crisp josh daicos
>>151186970It's a legitimately dogshit sport. This is such shit watching.
i've had some stomach flu virus thing for like 2 weeks it's not that bad but it's lasting fucking forever, ready for it to fuck off now
>This is a good gamedepressing if true
actually quite enjoying this. never gave rugbeh a chance but it's not bad
>>151187015It's shit.
>>151186987what does that even meanhas it had any impact
A ‘sin bin’ is so pathetic, time out type shit
>>151187041far as i can tell it just means he's very self-confident and self-centred, and it's true, but i don't think that warrants a "diagnosis" or whatever, that's just the way he is, dad's the same
need a black brazillian gf
>>151187057now i understand such a fucking weird ass science name
>>151187061this
>>151187106sesame street bros...
NSW teams have lost in1. AFL2.NRL3.NRL Men's State of Oirigin4.NRLWNot a single NSW team won in any of these grand finals, they only made it to the NRLW grand final.The absolute state of the state of New South Whales
>>151187106weak mind
>>151187106What's up with his teeth? Had his head kicked in or something?
>>151187116more like weak back>>151187126he's tall
>>151187118
>giving a shit if it's dark before noonOfficeCHADS rise up
>>151187141surely you'd get it removed, he has the money
>>151187132Does being tall fuck up your teeth?It's his upper set of teeth.Normal person: \_/Oscar's topjaw: |_/
>>151187106Hope he stays with the club at some capacity. Be it welfare or development.
>>151187169being tall fucks up your bones which can include your facealso eyes
it's always sunday nights where i contemplate in why i go on living
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huzYji2OAD4
>>151187185Fair enough, wasn't aware of that if it's natural height and not a hormonal disorder.Just to clarify (since I first said teeth) - I wasn't even looking at his teeth teeth, just the angles of his upper jaw / teeth on his right side..
>Collingwood has opted against nominating Tom McGuane as a father-son prospect for this year’s national draft
>>151187226no harm done m8 also i am semi guessing myself but he has that kind of thin boney giga tall frame which seems more like a disorder thing (bone injuries also make me think this) as opposed to the more 'naturally tall' thicker guys
>NRL maxed out their game thread>Half now posting in their pre-game threadImagine not having a sticky.
>>151187244Damn, not a positive assessment when Pies with their lack of youth and no high draft picks opt against a free hit that they'd be able to get with a late pick.
>>151187244must be depressing being the kid
That Youi ad that's Browny that's otherwise exactly the same was like something from Bizarro world.
>>151187280i know exactly what you meansame script and everything, just nrlel themed
>>151187280>>151187287Big corpo advertising lacks any soul and they just pander to their target audience probably did it in that way to save money as well. Also uncanny valley.
Their onfield interview women mog ours.
omg is that le haka
>>151187340desu nrlw women mog aflw women too
seriously impressive how badly mcrae and his band of scum are going to fuck collingwood up. their only youth is the daicos bros and they just got rid of an admittedly mediocre forward in mihocek, but when you have such little attacking power you need to keep someone who has been a leading goalkicker for the club like mihocek. i honestly feel bad for collingwood, the list managers are absolutely destroying the club
>>151187393
>>151187368>fat coconuts mog thin womenno fuckhead
>83m gaineddamn this guy sucks
>>151187402they got rid of mihocek while keeping all the other boomers (of whom they should only have kept elliott)
>>151187408>thin
>>151187402Mcrae literally said he's not worried about the future, only trying to win a flag now.Future Collingwood will be the future coach's problem.
>>151187484geez he's such a mindful nice guy always caring about others
>>151187465yeah exactly, and to think elliot was potentially leaving as well. they wouldn't have a single decent forward, even the eagles have jake waterman.>>151187484how are collingwood fans not outraged by such an idiotic plan by a coach? the board should sack the cunt immediately.
Diarrhoea again. Arsehole is on fire.
any tips for a bloke who is starting to get into pissing
>>151187484they'll be lucky to scrape into the 8 next yearif they start getting injuries (likely) they're fucked
Been watching Terry Davis videos again.
>Mcrae's short term thinking will cause Collingwood to blow up in a few years>Nick Daicos joins Tasmania on a HUGE $$$$$$ contract>Collingwood stuck rebuilding during those compromised draftsKek. They'll be going the Iggs route.
>>151187537crisp
>>151187546would be very funny if true
sounds like noah anderson scored a goal
>>151187532>>151187537Kino
Uh, the /nrl/ grand final is shaping up to be kino.
>>151187537have you ever seen the down the rabbit hole documentary about him? very interesting and well madehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCgoxQCf5Jg
>>151187645nothing will top 2023 but this could be close
okay i must admit nrl's not bad
mighty eagles: 4 flagspurple faggot dickers: 0 flags
>>151187765So crisp
>>151187765God favours the Iggs.
Who here not watching the nrl
Melbourne doing a bigger bedshit than Sydney and Geelong combined.
>>151187955I don't mind the game itself, but I had turn it off because I literally cannot stand the songs and the encouraged crowd chanting a la basketball, fucking horrendous cacophony
>>151187955im not
>>151187983Yeah the loud speaker crowd chanting is particularly cringe
>>151187983Put on radio commentary. It's always better. ABC.
yeah player music after goals isn't cringy though. right.
which ai chat slop bots do you blokes use?
Demons have made some fucking horrible blues that last five minutes.
>>151188022Only feels right in hockey for me
>>151188064Chatgpt
>>151187645>go out at halftime for walk>come back 5min left scores this closezamnlucky i get to see the end at least
What a fucking shit sport.
>>151188163but enough about what the afl has turned footy into
why do they play a song every 10 secondstoo overstimulating for me
Absolutely pathetic sport. Wish I could get my time back from wasting it watching that slop.
>>151188184why?
>>151188197Because it's shit, you dumb faggot. Absolute garbage. I'm legitimately mad I wasted my time.
>>151188086They've always been a basket case club.
>>151188221wanted melbourne to win i guess
>Brisbane won AFL and NRLPootoria on suicide watch.
>>151188237I thought they were supposed to walk over the Drongos easily?
>>151185397Not shocked, his contract expires next year and despite recovering in VFL his finals performance was only passableWill be missed </3
>>151188250I don't care either way. I had no stake in it other than wanting it to be good watching. Even with the scores close that sucked.
>>151188184>>151188221crisp afl watcher since circa 2018
>>151188281it was good
>>151188262Petracca wants out clayton told to get out it's over for the storm.
>>151188323Lmao
broncGODS wonfitzroy's gayfl win forgotten already LOL LMAO KEK KEK KEK KEKQUEENSLANDAH
Do yous think the moon landing was real or fake
I hate q*eensland so much it's unreal
>>151188301lol
>>151188381Fake, spacetards are insufferable
>>151188381I suspect the 1969 landing was fake but I do think we have been to the moon.
i remember when that footy doco came out where they followed a few clubs, i think was during the memevid shit, the iggs board on bigfooty had a big meltdown because the club had a chaplain and a bunch of players would pray with him.
Jesus Christ, brownies are so damn good. I wish I could just eat brownies until I weighed 450kg and my heart gave out.
Brownies are shit you retard
>>151188431Bigfooty is full of atheists with 105 IQs that think they're geniuses and look down on anyone that believes in anything.
>>151188381i don't think about it (that is to say, i don't care)
>>151188448You stupid fucking cunt, I will kill you.
Bane sporting captial of the world desu
>>151188452>and look down on anyone that believes in anything.People who believe in sky fairies deserve to be looked down on.
>>151188435>>151188448>"brownies"FOYs
>>151188448Maybe you should try eating fudge instead of packing it.
>>151188467I want to learn about space desu but I want to make sure I’m not being psyop’d
>>151188381I think it was real but definitely didn't go down like they told and theirs a reason we haven't been back since. Elon knows this as well and his whole moon base and mars base is just a way to get people to invest in his company. In my lifetime we wont go back to the moon and definitely not mars.
>>151188477Only if the sky fairy is Christian though, right?
>>151188495Spaghetti monsters are based and knowledge pilled.
>>151188493>I think it was real but definitely didn't go down like they told and theirs a reason we haven't been back since.There's been five more recorded moon landings since Apollo 11 but the last time was 1972.
Rain is really heavy right now.
>>151188523Cheers mate just doxxed ya
Whom's excited for trade period tomorrow?
>>151188477vaxx status?
>>151188538You're welcome. Door's open, come right in.
>>151188540*raises paw*
>>151188381we've been on the moon since the 40smaybe earlier
>>151188514cool
It's on it's wayIt's on it's way!AND IT'S THERE!!>plop
There was no real scientific reason to go back after the first few.The public backlash of having issues resulting in deaths/people trapped on the moon would kill all goodwill about space programs, which given the difficulty was only a matter of time.
>>151188431didn't they freak out because one of their draftees said they liked trump?
>BRISBANE will push to land West Coast's pick No.16 in a trade for Brandon Starcevich as negotiations trickle on between the clubs.>And tied up in the discussions will be the high profile move of Oscar Allen to the Lions, which is the last remaining major free agency deal yet to be lodged.>They are looking to land Starcevich using pick No.23, the first pick of the second round, but the Lions are targeting Pick 16, the first-round pick that is tied to the Hawks.
>>151188556>we
>>151188557We'll also go back in your lifetime, unless you're in your late 80s. It will be the Chinese making their first visit though.
The NRL grand final was great
don't you go out in the raindon't go outin thepouring rain
Reece Walsh is way cooler than Nick Daicos
>>151188566Are the Iggs really Starcevich enough to make that trade?>And tied up in the discussions will be the high profile move of Oscar Allen to the Lions, which is the last remaining major free agency deal yet to be lodgedBasically all rigged.
>>151188613>Are the Iggs really Starcevich enough to make that trade?Yes. Owies precedent has been set.
>>151188613>>151188622
time for a night walk
i'm giving you a night walk to tell you how i feel
>F1 in 1 hour>It's been rainingNice sporting evening.
>afl "gifted" a pick 19 to west coast to get them starce for nothing>bane getting a free pick when they would have lost him for nothing as a free agent or a far worse pick in a trade>they're still asking for more
>>151188661Hopefully no rain in singapore
>>151188647Nice night for a walk, eh?
>>151188564kek yeahelijah hewett likes trump and musk and reads the stoics basically a gigachud
>>151188681Do you stalk the social media of every west coast player?
>>151188876what makes you say that
>>151188876no, only ella roberts
>>151188876It was talked about a fair bit.
how is this general so /iggs/ but hardly any /fred/
>>151188915There's some fred posters here, just more iggers
>>151188915Most Fred posters got the message a long time ago and ended it.
>>151188915iggs customers outnumber fred ones like 3 to 1 irl so it's not too surprising there are many more here too
we out here
Which club has the least representation here besides suns and gants (who have zero i think)?
>>151188915it's just one guy, one very mentally ill guy.
I dozed off for a bit. Woke up just in time for f1Go Oscar
>>151188975prob sainters
>>151188975seynts or hawks i reckon
>>151188975Saints or Bulldogs probably.
>>151188975for such a big club the tigers seem to have few posters
>>151188975You never see genuine posts from hawks saints or dees fans
>>151189000yeah there were def more during their flags
>>151189006Used have some dees fans. Definitely some hawks still.
>>151188979all me
>>151188915>>151188953Crows customers also outnumber port 3 to 1 but i think there is more port in /afl/ than crows
>>151189017I’ve never seen a hawks poster and only dees I can remember is micky posting based elitemons
>>151189035see>>151188979
>>151189013Fairweather, unlike mighty igg posters.
Theres two west australians in here and there both supremely retarded, one of thems a freo supporter and one is the iggs sperg
the iggs shall rise again!
Theres a bunch of essendon supporters in here but we're all pretty sensible
>>151189106All pretty down trodden you mean
Imagine being a dons customer
i'm iggs but love monke dosn poster nglwish i'd thought of it
>>151189106Monke poster is one of my favourite posters. I don't like people putting down dosn but I'm an original big 4 guy.
>>151189102Crisp
the monkey makes me laugh haha
Can hear the neighbours clothes dryer banging god i wish i had that type of luxury
>>151189185don't dream too big m8
>>151189185Just think you wouldn't have to outside if you had a dryer.
Essendon, Carlton, North Melbourne. What worthless shit clubs
>>151189185the jews took it from you
>>151189185I wish I had one because I'd wash my sheets a lot more than I do if I could dry them in a dryer.
hate /afl/ man, fuckin hate it...that shit ruined my life
Technically it’s only 9:55 right now right?
ugh so much this
>>151189310Jesus Christ, fuck off.
might have a nap and then stay up all night watching (association) football
Yikes, let’s unpack this
Bed time soon for wagies.
>>151189310we MUST be better commentators
>>151189310It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unorthodoxy.
>>151189572Jesus Christ, fuck off.
>>151189572I thought this stuff was over?
>>151189572we MUST be better commentators
>>151188915Shit teams > Mid teams
>>151189006I have never seen a demons supporter under the age of 50
Yep bed time gotta get up for work tomorrow. Mr. Shekelberger needs you alert and productive can't be hung over.
>>151189572
>public holiday tomorrowheh, crisp me
>>151190128
>>151188638imagine what this absolute spastic is cooking up right now
>>151191599i imagine it's meth mostly iykwim haha
How are we all
>>151194717good mate just chilln
>>151194931That’s nice
wish that I was normal
i wish i was special
>>151195159You don’t, trust me
>>151191599>lions ask for the hawks 1R instead of the priority pick>"yeah that sounds about right. i'm happy to pay that">files for the trade before bane files the allen free agency papers>turns out bane only paid enough for band 2after we iggers finish crying into our beers, he WILL be hanged from a light tower at lathlain
>>151195458no but steven illuminate iykwim haha
>>151195458>after we iggers finish crying into our beers, he WILL be hanged from a light tower at lathlainso crisp
iggs
>>151197365C R I S PRISP
>>151197738'risp