>>151168097HANGING WITH DA BOIIIIIISSSS. Are the Prelims any good B O I S?
real thread>>151165875>>151165875>>151165875
>>151168171eh, not that promising on paper but some potential for fun slop fights, i'd say.
>>151168097real
>at ufc 320 i win this fightgreat charisma from cory there
Is this the thread? I'm sick of fight nights being fucked by fucked up shit
>>151168561well, i don't know if we can keep the retards out but at least i made this thread without advertising for something
fuck veronica hardy
>>151168561this is the non-shrimpclit thread aka the thread
>>151168561>>151168582it is mine
>>151168251Fuck off
>>151168097austin fucked paige
> almost 2026> shrimp thread wars still existholy grim, haven’t been to /heem/ in god knows how long and nothing’s changed.
heeminder BKFC is on, you can watch that whilst poofc is showing wmma
why they got veronica against some whom
why does every wmma fighter shave their legs
>>151165875>>151165875>>151165875real thread
>>151168638link?
>>151168695sorry shrimpdick you lost again
>>151168696https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et7q8KcSyrIprelims on youtube as always
>>151168726cheers b
>>151168726Thanks oak
WE ALL HAD HER, BUT DAN MARRIED HER
>your oliveiras, your paul craigs
>>151168587Dana has.
holy shit the chin on red tape lmao
knuck kino rn
FASTERTHAN THE RAYO
there was no tap fucking lying bitch
sick uppercut
I clearly felt a tap
>>151168814uppercut is the most powerful punch in knuck
Hardy is cute but than won't make the ref believe the other one tapped
I'm breaking dishes up in here, all night uh huh!
>>151168833True. Ive seen the humble left hook work very well as well.
dan hardy was simply too smart for fighting
Magomed Ankalaev vs. Alex PereiraMerab Dvalishvili vs. Cory SandhagenJiri Prochazka vs. Khalil Rountree Jr.Josh Emmett vs. Youssef ZalalAbus Magomedov vs. Joe Pyfer
Lying slut...she should be spanked...
brogan walker might be the worst fighter in the ufc
>>151168864>Magomed Ankalaev>Merab Dvalishvili >Jiri Prochazka >Youssef Zalal>Joe Pyfer
>>151168864AnkMerabJiriNontent Nontent
>>151168864CHAMAMerabJiriZalalJoe
>HEADSHOT DEAD
>>151168896there is only 1 woman that doesn't suck.
>>151168864PoatanMerabJiriZalalPyfer
>>151168864AnkalaevDvalishvili Prochazka ZalalMagomedov
which one would you impregnate
Posting pic without comment
POOR POOR SHRIMPJEET
grim
>>151168949yeah, but there's still levels
>>151168974Veronica Hardy
Patchy Dick
I didn't end up going to sleep and I am now watching WMMA. if you could bet on me falling asleep before the main card, put the house on it though
You see, you gotta give respect if you want respect
>>151168864PooatanMr. Rob Dwalish WillyYuri ProchazkaYoussef Zalal, but I'll be hoping for an Emmett KO anywayAbussy Magomedov
>>151169014you could be watching knuck kino
Would you impregnate Dan Hardy thóugh? Thats the big question.
when is she leaving that dweeb dan hardy, that nigga is a dork she needs a REAL man
>>151168864AnkalaevSandhagenJiriZalalPyfer
if din thomas is so smart why was he never champion
>>151169035Gotta luv the codster
>>151168999that perreira chick (the cute 19 year old) was the worst
based daner lullying everyone to sleep with the first fight so we dont have to endure the sheer boredom the rest of the card will bring
>>151168864Ankalaev MerabJiriEmmettMagomedov
>>151168097Fuck Dana
>>151169060STOP THE CUM
>>151168864PereiraMerabJiriYoussefPyfer
>>151169099YOU LOST
>that coach camlol, dan looks like a pedophile
when will wmma get their first trans champion
>>151168864ankmerabjirizalaabus
>>151169120Well hello beautiful
>>151169129lost what? 100 heemers already watching and we just started
Dan Hardy is the greatest mind in MMA
How did Dan bag such a fine bitch like Veronica?
Womens mixed martial arts.
>>151169166>SAAAAR 100 MY INDIA RELATIVE WATCH JOIN SAAAAAARS....pleaseKill yourself jeet
>>151169014Same, i fear i'll end up sleeping on the second wmma fight though
>>151169191Groomed her, he's like 45 years old
ate too much earlier and don't have space for fight snacks this sucks man ;_;
>too high IQ to win many such cases
>>151169213Exquisite post
well at least the wmma part is done
going to get two dave's singles for the main card and a bag of ruffles
>>151169236still 1 more
>>151169236thats why having knuck at the same time is a blessing.
>>151168864Anksandhagenjiriemmettabus
>>151169228I gotta get into mma coaching then.
>>151169250Wendys is only good for their spicy chicken nuggets and chili
PvZ baby daddy about to get tapped
i'm smoking weed lol
Bumdy won
did megan shit out that baby yet
>>151169275Enjoy the panic attack b
>>151168864anksandhagenkhalilzalalpyfer
>>151168864AnkCoryKhalilZalalA heckin bus
I had to do a double take when they said this doo was fighting for paige van zant lmao
pvz butthole fever
>>151169275ok this is epic
why is the guy vandervoord beat higher on the same card?
>>151169291yeah named it danny devito jr iirc
Does Austin feature on paige's OF?
pvz way hotter now in a trailer trash way
>>151168864Alex PereiraMerab Dvalishvili Jiri ProchazkaJosh EmmettJoe Pyfer
>>151169353yesi have seen his penis
if brahimaj wins he should go on the mic and say that he fights for pvz too, to pay for her OF
megan big ass in a pair of jeans. thoughts?
PvZ's turd snipper
>>151169353she needs to do a shemale on female scene
I've seen this guys cock entering a pussy
Austins got a nice ass
Someone post that PVZ naked webm from her OF.
>>151169399is for some reason connected to her pussy as we previously discussed
how does his meng compare to conors
>>151169396Scrumptious
Post vanderford's meng
thoughts on referee Mark Smith
finally I can unmute
Is the crowd cawwing like seagulls?
>>151169446dude’s gotta have a less than average dong
>brahimaj has got great handsHE HAS ONE PRO TKO, AGAINST MICKEY FUCKING GALL
>>151169258
>>151169446my name is also Mark
>>151169446fingers
who are these bums
>>151169510liaryou post like a matt
off the floor on the board
Why doesn’t Dana add any new ring girls, at least for the numbered UFC events?
why does joe rogan act so elitist
>>151169250Enjoy, King.
>vegas casuals starting to boo againnot everyone enjoys cage fucking joe
>>151169538ok you got me
hate joe rogan
I wish Austin would flatten me out :(
>>151169578$200 million dollars will do that to you
because you're a vegas casual
>i stayed up to 2am for thisi don't think i'll make it to main card bros...
>>151169578heh these vegas casuals dont even know that the apex cards are the best ones
Based Joe destroying the casual tourists
>>151169573they should just fire all the other girls and keep only that curly haired black girl
>>151169578He is the casual.
>missed out on the Veronica Hardy PowerWank I might not make it
>>151169573just date a dude at that point
>>151169578because he's an elite human being in multiple ways
yeah, joe. the crowd are casuals for booing the guy sniffing more crotch than his wife
It's those Vegas Casuals folks, the people who spent thousands for tickets to only watch two grown men hug each other against the cageIFUCKING HATE JOE ROGAN
i just saw hatsune miku on my television set
that high kick crumpled him like tekken
OOOOOOOOOOH IT'S TIGHT>nothing happens
>>151169573She's hot I was looking at her belly and I didn't even get her face lol
I just heard DC in the walls
>>151168864CHAMAMerabJiriZalalAbus
HEEM KWABBY
HEEEEEEEM TAPPYKWAB
>>151169695you must have some thick walls
IT WAS TIGHT FOR ONCE
>>151169684aged like fine milk
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!
Gay finish
woah he beat his ass
FUCK ALL CROTCHSNIFFERS
just how shitty was smellator
shit fightNEXT!
Easy money!
he gets to fuck pvz since he won
>you gave me nightmarestory loss
It's actually pretty insane he was still standing after that kick
YOU GAVE ME NIGHTMARES DOOD
Dude got a condom for a hat KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Nearly had a double heem on knuck lol
>sticks condom on his head
>you gave me wet dreams
>>151169764He was referring to PVZ butthole pic.
pvz was giving him the look
Bro had a pretty unorthodox guillotine
>>151169755Isn't there a thread for gambling addicts already?
>Vegas casual's not understanding how high level this nut hugging -ACK!!!!!!!!!
>>151169786pvs is around, he doesn't want STD's
WELP I LOST PAIGE GET BACK TO SHOWING YOUR SHITTER FOR MONEY
kissed him twice
Is he taking a cannon home?
coneheads ass nigga fuckin dan akroyd head ass bitch nihha
>>151169806which ethnicity does this silly hat belong to
Sweet Joe getting free kisses!
Paige Van Shant because I shant be banging that bitch
What religion is this?
>>151169846Albanian. There's a lot of them in the bronx
>>151169842I think it needs a little more editing if you know what I mean
The Albanian Meng does it again
>>151169786Protect yourself at ALL times b
had to mute at the joe rogan podcast partneed to see this faggot get zeemed
>>151169853Dickheadianism
>>151169846They are out of Condomland, dont you know brazza?
ewwww its the veneers guy
>tfw you get heemed so your wife has to go sell her body to pay the bills
>>151169853new york mystery meat homosexual sex cult
>>151168097over
>Be boring crotch sniffer>Get subbedHow the turns have tabled.
>>151169853Conehead religion
Guise, is Alex now more than 40%? What kind of PERCENTAGE are we talking about tonight? I NEED THE NUMBERS JASON
my name is on the ring
>comentator says Peiera won the first fight kek
>>151168864AnkMerabJiriZalalPyfer
>>151169806xho rugeni
>>151169853Get back into the trench Shlemenko.
>>151169806>>151169842kek
>>151169806Out of every culture's funny hats, this has to be the most low effort 0 iq design for a hat in the history of the entire world. In both utility, design and meaning.
hope Patchy gets zeemed by the pole so we can quit seeing these bellasnore bums get in the poofc
Basharat Finna get fraud checked
Bash a Rat is a real one.
>jewish ufc producers refuse to use the afghan flag
hypothetically you are in the UFC which silly hat are you putting on rogans head in relation to your nationality>picrel
>>151168864alexcoryjiriemmetabus
>>151169986Afraid not.
Niggas
>>151170026we're getting another basharat exposed today
UFC is such run of the mill sterile manufactured corpo goyimslop now, there’s really no class or identity to it like PRIDE FC had.
>proudly wearing the flags for venezuela for his mom and colombia for his dad>american
>>151168864PereiraMerabJiriZalal Pyfer
>>151170018who is this brat?
>>151170109@van_vinny or something like that
Niggas with no flag always give an evil vibe
>>151170014a mountie hat
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNYYYYY
>>151170080Retards keep throwing money at it so it'll only get worse. Enjoy!
this is just the same fighter with the mexican and arab skins selected
>>151170175>>151170026Does spamming in a dead thread actually bring any kind of profit?
Why is that farids legs so hairy
Behead those who watch shrimp.
>>151170012Based retard. They used the Palestinian flag for Belal last time. What flag do you think they should use? It's not the le jews that would have a problem, its the UAE. They don't recognize the new flag they're using right now. If he used the old flag, the new mengs would put a fatwa out on him and dana kek.
>>151170014>gigamogs all other silly hats in the worldone of a kind
Looks like Mr Joe "Le pot is harmless" Rogan has been suffering from some degree of mental sluggishness as of late.
>>151170157>you lost weight but your soul is still fat
>my leg is frozenmaybe it's just diabetes, DC
>>151170330I was just thinking that. Guy sounds checked out.
another pointless round
>>151170354DC is an elite athlete. Plays golf and everything.
>>151170330He's cooked! Prattling on about Frank Mir. Unc it's 2025!
bash a rat
Stop being so negative
>>151170018feetfags are mentaly ill
Basharat kind of looks like a 135 Paul Craig at some moments
There's no way any of you know more about MMA than Joe Rogan
>>151168864pereiramerabkhalilzalalmagomedov
BaSHART
I shouldn't have to scroll that far to find the thread
> Dana stretches the numbered UFC events to 8 hours> everyone still only shows up for the last hour.just why
BBC cuckoldry
>>151170574>not using the catalog
lmao he kicked his butt
>>151170627which fighter is this?
>>151170596ad money is still ad money.
>>151170596why do you think that has anything to do with what time people show up
>>151168864Big ankSandhagenJiriZalalAbus
Why did no one post the naked PVZ webm where you can see her asshole? Im sad now...
el guapo looks like basharats evil brother
>>151170687this is a sfw board anon >4chan.org/rules
>>151170596To many fighters everyone wants to be in UFC and they poach everyone so PFL doesn't have anyone
Ah come on man I am really sensitive about this stuff you can't let Afghans beat us dude where is the swag, wtf.
*stops seeing red*
will there be heems tonight
Hes not a gladiator.
>>151170709???
bootyerrez
>>151170732Feelsbadman
>>151170781Dana just leaked the script, there will be exactly 2 heems in the whole night.(Both during prelims.)
stupid bitch can't heem
story loss for basharat regardless
>>151170682> why do you think that has anything to do with what time people show upbut who keeps putting all those bums and wmaa on the card no one wants to watch?
>>1511705968 hours is fine at home, but i was at one of the longest UFC events ever, and it's way too long to be at an arenaimagine a ball game that was 8 hours long and the good players don't show up until the last 2
>>151170754armysissy getting flashbacks? https://youtube.com/watch?v=ujszckGyLus
>>151170832shout outs to dana, saving me time
Story loss bigly
None of you could put together a better card so quit complaining
holy story loss anyway guapo is complete and utter shit
I hope the lims are shit so we get a banger main
Why does adin Ross have better ring girls than UFC
watching the ufc i looked forward to all week
>>151171024Daikon legs
>>151168864AnkalaeMerabJiriZalalPyfer
Post your WMMA face
>>151170997FKM
>wmma
Wow from THAT to Yana and macy... Great fucking card dana
>>151170997funny to think all these humans have sex but not me
>>151170997>visible plastic surgery scars
>>151171024Imagine the sweaty crotch smell....mmmmm
fuck you
Guapo's entire style is>constant feints on the outside >never close the distance>throw a long punch that your opponent can see coming a mile awayso why does he feint?
>>151170997because those are only regular hookers, not ones that will suckle on dana's gooch
>>151170997UFC has too many trannies.See how many broad shoulders and sharp cheekbones you can count tonight
>>151171070My BBC has sex with your mom
>>151170879Yeah they won by decision there too.
>no interview if you win by decisionI like this.
>wmmasee you in 3 hours lads, i can't take these shit prelims
>>151171062mfw
>>151171099is that bbc your step-dad?
>muh story loss copewhy do you morons never learn. your opinion simply doesn't matter
>TIME FOR YOUR WMMA FACES
>>151170997Right girl kinda turns me on since its like if FightFairy had a baby with Karate Kid and she had a bangin tranny body.
>greatest fighting organization in the world>two 30 year old brown manlets with the physiques of high-schoolers not to fuck each otherthis is not a real sport.
>>151170950lie
>>151171057
>>151170997Imagine all the STDs they've collected
>>151170997you can't judge all ufc ring girls based on one sheboon
>>151171146hi javid
>>151171164Ugly lanky dudes
>>151171153she looks nothing like fightfairy and you sound incredibly lonely if you're comparing real life women to some 300 follower egirl that nobody except this sad ass general gaf about
Did you sarcastically post “>wmma” before the Joanna vs Zhang fight? You keep shitting on it but you’re missing out on some good fights.
>>151171159wtf is this
>>151171070I'll have sex with you bro.
>>151171164imagine the elephant walks
has chiasson ever actually made weight before? also wtf is picrel
>born in russia >last name is santoswtf?
>>151171159Games are for children. This is real mma dickhead.
>>151171216the amount of women fighters that can deliver fun fights is very low and none of them are in this fight
>>151171266Mrs. Worldwide
>>151171259>MALE
>>151168864Ankalaev Dvalishvili Rountree ZalalMagomedov
>>151171266She got MACACO'D
>>151170014One of the black furry ones that the guards outside Buckingham palace wear.
>>151171266she's married to thiago santos
I thought Sandhagen was fighting later?
>>151171216nigger that was six years ago
>>151171303Fuck you
Soon
>>151170997isnt the middle one toporia's girl?
>>151171296Oh ok, getting married shouldn't change you MMA name, it would ruin my gambling picks if I clicked on her name only because of the brazilian name.
I'm starting to have to use 200% zoom to read 4chan, my eyes are getting worse and I'm sad
American top (blowjob) team
last wmma of the night, fix your snacks, take your lees and schaubs
>>151171374Aren't pageant winners supposed to be attractive?
>>151171381How old are you?
>>151171381ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢᵘᶜᵏˢ ᵇʳᵒ
Thiago ‘The GILF Hunter’ Santos
>>151171399You’re no winner
>>151171381Carrots and sun light will fix you up right.
>>151171424the losing contest...
what if alex kos ankalaev first round and restores the good timeline?
>>151171414why are brown men like this?
DC is cute
>>151171399I think they judge them based on how smart they are now because of feminism or something, they got rid of swimsuit competition 5 years ago.
>wmmaBBBOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dude weed
>ok ok ok ok ok
Tiago inserted his Brazilian cock inside of Yana until seed was spilled last night as she screamed for him to give her the power.
Streetbeef? Yeah I know a couple of wmma fighters who have that
>>15117140030+
>>151170877> 8 hours is finenah, remove WMMA and all those bums from numbered UFC cards, and you’d have a solid sporting event lasting just an hour and a half to two hours.
>>151171453>how smart they are now>womenAnon...
>>15117139910/10
>>15117150640?
>you can't unsee that
>>151171506grim
Uh key
man I just tried to order some wine off ubereats and these fags are really trying to get me to upload my driver's license and meet the driver instead of leaving it at the doorhow tf is any of that convenient
Funny that UFC doesn't even try and hype up Ankalev in their promos because he's so fucking boring and everyone knows it.
>>151171445Just be grateful he chose a wyt grandma instead of taking your gf
>>151171518Try talking to a woman instead of generalizing
>>151171546Just got to a conveniance store, you live in a walkable neighbourhood like a white person don't you?
>>151171557nice selective bias cope due to double digit iq
>>151168864Magomed AnkalaevCory SandhagenKhalil Rountree Jr.Youssef ZalalAbus Magomedov
They're not entertaining and not hot enough to heem my meng to. Why are these women here?
>>151171546Doordash doesnt make you do stupid stuff
>>151171562Fuck you
>>151171532>>151171562Yeah, not going to your degenerate friend simulator faggot.
>>151171589I live in one of the wealthiest counties in America which means things are far apart. Know your place, peasant. Also I'm too busy reading Kant
Shrimp got tired of spamming his dead site, so now he’s spamming with dicks, kek
>>151171546It’s illegal to sell alcohol to minors. If your idea of convenience is paying extra money for some indian to bring you your shit then you deserved to be inconvenienced.
>>151171593>inbred cave wrestler khabib clone fan accusing other of being low IQ
>>151171531we all become chopped uncs sooner or later, you're next up
>>151171594>korean foid will act like anti sex ultra radical feminist in koread but do this for any tall white man
>>151171546why dont we just make an open source uber eats with block chain technology and cut out the middle man
>>151171151
>>151171617like every week, he's pathetic even by 4chan standards
who's winning
LESBIANS SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO RAISE CHILDREN POW
i thought sandhagen was the co-main? whys he fighting a girl on the prelims lol
If you drink alcohol, you’re a degenerate and not a heemer
>>151171651Anyone who turned the stream off.
>>151171637Yeah we used to have block chain technology. You'd melt gold into blocks for storage, and make a bunch of links into a chain when you wanted to flex on a bitch
I personally love Joe Rogan at the Commentary table. He brings enthusiasm that the other ones simply dont.
>>151171658How old is that nunes kid now?
>>151171663> 3 amtoo late for that
>>151171247thanks, bro.
>>151171663everyone in the UFC drinks alcohol
>>151171532Imagine the smell.
>>151171663I thought your discovering daddies drank a shit ton of booze
>>151171701Islam doesn’t and he’s the top fighter in the world
>>151171681I miss Mike Goldberg. I miss his funny mistakes. Now we just have this asslicker Anik who's willing to do ANYTHING for $40k and I mean ANYTHING
Macy chiasson win or lose is peak dyke
>>151171681retard
>>151171663Let me guess former alcoholic? You had your chance to drink responsibly and you failed because youre a fucking man with the mind of a child. Ill drink on Saturday night nigger.
>>151171681Its not what he says, but what he doesn't say.
>>151171658Grow up
>>151171597cucked yet again. fuck it I'm sticking with water
>>151171738Truth nuke well said
If you watched ufc unmuted, I can't watch with you
>>151171731VIRTUALLY IDENTICAL. God I miss those good ol' days as well man. Remember the fucking Ice-Spill? >>151171738Like what?
>>151171663>>151171736Bodied that freak
>>151171646I still don’t get why shrimp never shows up in football threads, but he’s always there even in dead UFC threads. Even though there are way more football threads than just once a week
>>151171736Why do you get so offended by straight edge chads if you don't have a drinking problem? If someone doesn't engage in something I do I don't try to force them to like you alochol and weed fags.
do i have potential?
>>151171736I just observed how it adversely affects others and chose not to imbibe. If I fought you, your alcohol wet brain would cause you to stumble and bumble and I’d easily put you to sleep.
Is he cheating? Man I don't know, I'm looking around for something else to throw. I'm breaking dishes up in here all night uh huh
>>151171759It must be your state or something. I used to have bottles of vodka delivered to my office building and it was extremely convincing
wmma delivers again
For me, it is former colour commentator extraordinaire Bas Rutten.
>>151171834yeah could be. NY is a fat bejeweled woman judging others for not sharing her views
wait whats sandhagen's massage therapist doing there?
>>151171581>implying
>>151171830Doesn't change the fact you asked for a sober vs drunk live fight for /heem/, I accepted and set it up then you ducked. kwab filth
>>151171830I agree. Only way I'm getting heemed by a drunk is if he overhand right suckerpunches me in the back of the skull.
>santos>russianwhat
Did you guys hear about Rite Aid?
>>151171532wish my loads were like that
>>151171924I already posted about that, scroll up
>>151171924shes married to thiago santos
>>151171927no
Macy chiasson proved all the haters wrong and became a wmma jobber
I remember when I was drunk as hell in a club more than a decade ago - Was REALLY drunk and I did something stupid so a guy punched me in the face. I IMMEDIATELY sober'd up in like a second, realised what happened and then a brawl ensued. Adrenaline is one hell of a drug that much I can tell you guys
>>151171782Like I keep a list in my back pocket?
While you’re drunk ass is passed out in your room, I’ll be having sex with your mom and I won’t have any trouble performing.
>>151171782I remember it well.>LITTLE EAGLE SOARS AGAIN!!>You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Forrest Griffin >Travis Lutter the Michael Jordan of grappling And I'm sure I'm forgetting many others
>>151171967what you mean by that is you got decked, cried, and the bouncers threw you out
FIRST HEEM OF THE NIGHT COMING UP
>>151171939>>151171949aah
>>151168864AnkalaevMerabKhalilZalalAbus
>>151171830Alcohol puts hair on your chest. Your not even a real man you remind me of my mother. I would dump you on your stupid head and nobody would miss ya.
It's Punahele PORiano not Soiriano. Can't believe they're letting ColBEAST change fighter's official names.
i've had alcohol twice in my life, both before turning 18 and those were probably the two most fun nights in my neurotic hellhole of a life
>>151171991Awful thing to say about your mother.
>>151171983Factual post.
you now remember Coconut Bombz
Listen there has to be a guy who does the ad reads or management is going to get madAnik is the guy who decided to take the bullet. If you're mad at him for that you're simply low IQ. He's the only commentator that tries to keep things on track when DC or Joe go on random tangents.
>>151171991beer literally lowers your t and gives you gyno retard, it can make you inpotent too.
>>151171736nuked that marmot
>>151168864MagomedMerab JiriZalal Pyfer
>>151172023I remember Cocoa Nut Busters
>>151171983Not really. I got ganged up on once but that was another story, kek. I can admit that a group of people stomped on me while I was on the ground after I heemed one of them, but it is what it is.
>>151171991Your drunk ass would make so many mistakes. Your reaction time would be so slow you wouldn’t realize you’re about to get heemed until my fist was breaking your bulbous booze nose.
>>151172050saaar not a very nice meme sarr
If Pereira loses another fight I'll cry, I need fun fighters to win again
WHAT THE HELLE SORIANO
help me finish my new rap song:magomed magomedovpussy ass niggas gettin laid off
OHHHHHH HELL YEAH MORE LITERAL WHO BROWN MEN THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DANA. LOVE FROM INDIA!
Mark Goddard is secretly based
You're not a real man if you don't consume this poison that makes you an emotional retard and slowly kills you after you build a dependence on it
>>151172062you're german. stop pretending like you have any idea how to fight
>>151172131you're whining like a fucking woman
>>151172099He's good at keeping a secret.
>>151172133
>>151172099>secretly
>>151172073I dont need to be fast ill walk through your pillow fist pick your bitch ass off the ground and tombstone you into a coma.
GOING TO TACO BELL WHAT IS THE BET THING THEY HAVE
>>151172172five layer burrito
>>151172172tacos
jesus christ, they keep hyping up gautier. that guy is fighting a literal short notice can tonight who gets ko'd in round 1 all the time
>>151172172it's all hyperprocesses garbage that is going to make you die more quickly
>>151168864PereriaMerabKhalilZalalAbus
>>151172172Crunch wrap supreme
for every 1 rob grownkowski drunk gigachad type drinkers, there's 100 fat guys with tiny arms and high blood pressure who look 10 years older than they should
>>1511721725 soft tacos for $5 and a bunch of fire hot sauce
Patchy Dick by KO
>>151172133why is this fat american talking? the mountain dew stench out of his mouth is fucking disgusting
His skin is terrifying
>>151172031DC and Joe rambling is the only reason to listen to the commentary at all
>>151172211five tacos? fatass nigga
>>151172172Grilled cheese burrito or dorito loco tacos. Or both.
>>151172092Nurmagomenotov MenabovWhen you hear the call the prayer, see all his cousins rolling on donkeysCross the street cuz they beards be swampy
OHHHH THE LITTLE BROWN BOYS ARE TOUCHING EACH OTHERS FACESTHIS IS SO EXCIIIIIITING THANK YOU DANA LOVE FROM INDIA!!!
>NO chamaSOON
>>151172172baja blast and whatever lux box is cheapest. You will not get a better value.
>>151172168I’ll target your weak ass liver and make you cry
>>151172182Ufc is WWE. Dana is a budget Vince mcmahon.
>>151172226it's 5 taco bell tacos that's like 1 real human taco
>>151172221Yeah B I love hearing Joe go on about the cups they use or calf kicks or talk about how big and athletic and scary black men are it hasn't gotten old after 500 times
The Rock finally took a role where he actually will lose a fight on screen?
>>151172172Just called ICE. Expect a visit.
why did joe just imply mark kerr looks like a neanderthal
The Dwayne Johnson movie looks very gay
>>151172254NO chama?!
>>151172268real tacos are smaller than taco bell tacos
the bas rutten movie will mog the fuck out of that slop
>>151168864PereiraMerabJiriZalalAbus
We're going to get to see Be Joe Pyfer feed a bus a carrot on live television
>>151172262Ill be so drunk i wont fell anything. And im an angry drunk. You'll have to kill me. Or be destroyed and humiliated. The things ill do to your body will make the heavens weep.
>joe fantasizing about sucking the rock off mid-commentaryHaven't watched shit slop for a few years. Glad to see nothing has changed!
>>151168864AnkalaevSandhagenKhalilZalalMagomedov
>>151172254i really want alex to win, not because i love alex (i do), but because i fucking hate every single one of these mountain muslims with all my heart
>>151172211Indian?>>151172254soon brazza we keel zem all
Joe can't even fake enthusiasm over watching dirt people grapple anymore
>>151172303NO chama
neither of these guys are brown
OMG YOU GUYS!
>>151172336Me too my big yellow shoes wearing Brazilian brother, me too.
>>151172359Finally, some real peak
joe's being a real casual here, just shut up and enjoy the grappling dude
>>151172359based, finally some kino
>>151172218might be fat but I would kill you. you have no combat background in your country in any single combat sport
verat's corner should just throw in the towel at this rate
oh my goodness
OH MY GOODNESS
>>151172354(love from mexico)
>>151172353He was trained by Jane Goodall
Another full round of this shit.
imagine being a goldfish
>switch to knuck>goobs walking out with a title belt over each shoulderholy based
>prelimsyeah I'm gonna go goon for a couple hours
OH MY GOODNESS MAGOMED TUMENOV HUGGED HIM REAL HARD THERE JOE
I've returned to save Heem
>>151172431Nope
>>151172431kill yourself
>>151172431SHRIMPDICK THREAD DO NOT USE
>>151172336>mountain muslimsthat wrestle bearsalso if ya wanna winknock this fuggin guy out
I hate when coaches give such complex directions
someone make the thread
>>151172387>might be fatkek of course you are
>>151172431kill yourself>>151172473
wtf olivi got like 2 months of mat leavethe state of america
>>151172480congrats you'd get rolled by a fat guy
>>151172327I'm glad I listen to polish comentary team who openly shits on all the boring fights and and said everything other than the main card is probably going to be trash 2 fights ago.
>>151172564Based polacks, I hate when the ufc commentators try to hype up a fkn snoozefest
>>151168864PereiraMerabProchazkaEmmettPyfer
>>151172972>shitskin relates to shitskin
