The heavyweight bout of the divisional seriesFirst pitch at 6:38ET/3:38PT on TBS
Dodgers!
>>151169101Ladies and Gentlemen please rise and remove your caps for the Philadelphia Gay Man’s National anthem.
doyers
What do we even pay Sam Altman for?
dodgers
>>151169101it isn't fair the phillies don't have wheeler. asterisk series unless LA sits ohtani
Well Doyerbros, it's been a good ride.
>>151169287pre-cope, nice
my Phils :)
>>151169387like a character from a sergio leone movie
>>151169288extremely based
Ninedgers
>doggie doosKEK BAU BAU!
you're brown
>>151169421based fuck the lambs
>>151169355NU BARANS!! WHEWNGOTNOW
LETS FUCKING GO
>>151169355pre-cope*
>>151169355he is so fucking scared kekhe's getting gaped tonight and he knows it
philgers winning this
tbs is such a shit broadcaster
>>151169454absolutely disgusting
>>151169431BAU BASED
Hey dodgers bros you won last year let the phillies win it this year
the milkfed masher is on the prowl
>>151169101Why the fuck is Bader 8th?
>>151169421haram
>>151169601cuz he fast and get on for 123 batters
>>151169632/mlb/ meetup
I don't watch a lot of baseball. Is Sanchez the best pitcher in MLB rn?
I think the DOYERS should sweep the Phillies!
Chiefs fan here, I hate the Philadelphia Eagles so I'm also going to hate on the Philadelphia Phillies. Let's go Dodgers
why are they tf2 colors
>>151169680What a fag
>>151169597ExTREMELY based. Schwarbomb gonna happen off Ohtani, check em
this bag will curse ACKtani and doyers
D O Y E R SOYERS
ohtani looks like he's gonna cry KWAB
>umpire laughing his ass off talking to other umpYeah that had meme potential
>>151169680t. paco
OHTANI BLAST
grim
phillies gonna lose this im afraid
SIT YA ASS DAWN
>OHTRANNY
MY Phillies WILL win
Realmuto easily 1 sigma higher IQ than ohtani
Why is Castianos playing
>Filthies
Steeeerike 3
>>151169752kekuga
where might one acquire a good philly cheesesteak
>>151169785He is responsible for at least 80% of the success of Phil’s pitching staff
>dookie butts
>>151169763Wrong
>>151169811Not in Philly
>>151169811subway
>ohtrani already bucked and broken
Turns out it's not as easy to hit when you're facing an actual postseason team lol!
DIRTY SANCHEZ
what the fuck was that actually awful from the dodgersits the first inning and they look checked out
Yup like I thought. Get fucked
>Teo swinging at everythingkek
Great at bats in that inning. Rack up that pitch count boys
man phillies fans are something
Real organic posting right here!
It's over doggie doos
striking out the side against the dodgers is like winning the world series to philthies kek
It’s the start of the game but it doesn’t look good
AN OHTANIAN STRIKEOUT
>doesn't throw strikes>still strikes them out
Ohtani gonna crumble here
Silence we’re watching a master at work
Ktani
not even schwarber can get past an ohtanian pitcher
Sit down Turner you cuck!
>>151170007okay dinkleberg
sit down schwarber
october baseball
>>151170000Fuck. Checked
Damn that kept carrying
>>151170007>>151170035Kek based
123taninice job
Pitchers duel
UH OH STINKY HOOPER
Shohei hit em with the 1-2-3 inning
Lets go CUBBIES BEAT THE BREWERS
Yeah, this is gonna be a kino series
How they not gonna let Kershaw start a game in this series?
>ad to watch a movie on streaming
>>151170113Who's gonna tell him...
>Ohtani’s first ever postseason start in one of the most hostile stadium environments in the big leagues>1-2-3This series is over.
Do you think the burgers will regret turning this series into a CAN vs USA statement? You could have just said nothing.
Ohtani-san kakkoii!
Anime pharma ads? For the boomers?
>>151170147Wrong thread /pol/friend
god i hate modern commericals
Gaydgers...how bout dem apples beeyotches!!!
God fuck I just ate SO much food I feel like shit. Go phils
VTube fans are pedophiles
>>151170143Literally 1 millimeter away from a schwarbomb
>>151170147Dodgers raped the blue jays in the regular series
freddie :)
Fweddie!
fweddie :3
Boyd and Gil forgot this was a playoff game and have now put both their teams in a huge hole by having to use up the bullpen
>>151170228But not out so it was nothing Cope
Good hustle by Edman to avoid the double play
>>151170287dios mio
>>151170291surprising since he fugged his ankle
i miss when baseball players didnt like each other. now its just a bunch of richfags having a lark
Please god no
>>151170265thats the LA vibe of a faggot stylist...the same is happening to rappers and football players
Oh thats right I forgot how much trea sucks at ss
is postseason kike a meme or real
I hope every Phillies fan dies of a fentanyl overdose.
These guys can fuck off, Trea will do great
>leafjeets getting uppitylel
>>151170329wtf...
kike…thats one zesty batting stance
>>151170318Its just a hoodie bro calm down
>>151170329hey now that's a bit too far don'tcha think
Let’s all remember metsfans are cuckwatching this game
Good ab by kike, getting that pitch count up.
bobblin bohm
>>151170373kek
Button up your shirt ya scallywag
>>151170373what’s the cuckchair equivalence in baseball?
>>15117030890's baseball is a thing of the past, and that's a good thing. Together we stand, but division and conquest can't succeed. Back then, owners kept players under contract and paid them next to nothing.
>>151170373>765 million dollars (plus tip) for one joto
>>151170373FAGGets kek!!!
>>151170373KEK MESTizos!
>>151170373
Doyers fans absolutely hate the idea that other teams have good players or that fans of those teams enjoying seeing those players play against the Doyers. They are baseball totalitarians. To the average Doyers fan, the only point of baseball is for the Doyers to win and for everyone else to be sad about it. They don’t understand why there are fans of other teams. If every other team in the league was contracted and the entire MLB just became 26 guys in Doyers jerseys lobbing meatballs to each other, Doyers fans would just smile and say ‘Doyers’ to themselves over and over and they’d never get bored.
let's get that pitch count up boys
kek stnakees
>>151170373aw naw naw naw naw!!!
>>151170446Didn’t read
>>151170360its a $5000 dollar hoodie that Freddie didnt pick out for myself
>>151170466like cottage cheese
>>151170446shut da FUCK up bitch!!!lol...LOL!!!
>>151170329BASED
Can the Doggies cash this in?
>>151170487We already know doyerpacos can't read, you don't need to tell us
GOOD CALL
Philthies fans absolutely hate the idea that other teams have good players or that fans of those teams enjoying seeing those players play against the Philthies. They are baseball totalitarians. To the average Philthies fan, the only point of baseball is for the Philthies to win and for everyone else to be sad about it. They don’t understand why there are fans of other teams. If every other team in the league was contracted and the entire MLB just became 26 guys in Philthies jerseys lobbing meatballs to each other, Philthies fans would just smile and say ‘Philthies’ to themselves over and over and they’d never get bored.
>>151170446>He doesn't know about Cubgers
YOU BEST BE DOING EYE CONTACT BOY
Is Sanchez considered Black or White? I'm not a bigot; it just confuses me that they believe they are White.
I HEARD METS FANS WERE IN HERE!
>>151169680Fuck you puto. You Chiefs fans ruined the NFL general with your constant Mahomes dick sucking
i can see when sanchez is sweating on a hitter or notthose were some incredible pitches to pages
>>151170556sorry doesn't really work for the Phillies but good try
Pages ain't getting any ump help there
>>151170556think it was a poodre that wrote this retarded shit
>>151170607kek seethe bitch
Yup get fucked
>>151170584hey...
>Pooges
>>151170607Kek!!!
Pitchers duel: Chink vs Mulatto edition
>>151170607
>>151170446Trvke
>Jays put 10 on the YanksWhat happened?
>>151170653take your bigotry to /pol/ because /sp/orts is a board of Love and Tolerance
Why do sports like baseball and basketball constantly force the LA NY Boston meme? It's soulless.
>>151170696yanks gave up
Cmon doyers
doyerpacos seething kek
>>151170673
>>151170696Post season Judge.
Feel like Dodgers fans are going to hate Pages within the next year or so
>>151169101padres fan here, we lost and got raped but I was not surprised. This year's team just couldn't execute
>>151170727You can just tell thats stinky
>>151170712At what score did they give up?
>>151170711$$$
>>151170727who is this?
>>151170711muh old school championship rivalries
>>151170745We got cheated
Doyerpacos introspective...
>>151170762She is 2pure4lewds
Ohtanis a bum now...
>>151170758Mia Malkova
>shartei shartani
>>1511707512-1
this is your goat?
that movement on 77 lmao
My brewers going to bootyblast one of these teams
>>151169680We are reaching peak levels of mindbroken
a key element of fascism is making it appear that the entire world is organized against your group when in fact you are in the most advantageous and powerful position in society. the los angeles dodgers are a textbook example of this phenomenon.doyers also engage in the behavior of making their group seem impossibly powerful ("count the rings!") while at the same time making it seem as if they can be felled at any time and vigilance is always needed (whining about all the 'smears' and 'false allegations' against Ohtani). this is important to study.
>>151170751Probably when the jays scored a 3rd run. That, and they managed to only score one run with bases loaded
>>151170823thx
>>151170762let's go phils >:)
TEXICANS LOSE TO SUPERIOR FLORIDACHADS!!!CHICANOS LOSE
is sogay ready to pitch under the lights?
>>151170876That rub was walked in btw.
UH OH, GET OHTANI OUT OF HERE, PUT TANNER SCOTT IN NOW!!!!
>>151170873we made the score closer in the end so that's all that mattersnobody thinks 20 points is a blowout
OH NO NO NO NO
walktani
JT needs to bunt
MARSHY!!!!
>>151170875PRRRRRT
>>151170762we love and respect her!
We’re gonna have to slapThe dirty little japAnd Brandon Marsh’s the guy who can do it
>>151170837why these niggas wearing batting gloves in a living room?
that's real fuckin muto
Yes I am hate watching the Doyers
>>151170922>PUT TANNER SCOTT IN NOW!!!!yes... YES!!!!!
They let the riff raff in for this playoff game?
>THE ABSOLUTE LOS OF ANGELES
Teoscar Hernandez is horrible
Hahahahaha how do you let the go by you what the fuck
DOGGIE DOOS KEK
ACKtani kek
It’s over
REALMUTOGOD>REALMUTOGODREALMUTOGOD>REALMUTOGOD
get FUCKEDDDDDD
teo a SHIT
>18 ERAthat will be 700 million + tip paid out 30 years after he's gone
This doesn't feel like that dodgers team from last year. They had a good run
its time for the bullpen…
kek ohtranny
>teo jogging to itwhat a retard
>>151170837poor jakey :(((
>>151170777When we got to 33 scoreless playoff innings in a row (counting last year) I knew it was over
SEND HIM BACK TO THE JAPANS
>DOYERPACOS
>Teo phoning it in againBench him
>>151170924LMAO
Two tommy johns.
>>151169785Witness
LFG
WTF IS GOING ON DODGERBROS?!MY TIKTOK TOLD ME OHTANI IS A TOP TIER BASEBALL PLAYER!!
If he cuts that off Bohm might not score honestly
>>151170932Wat?
>>151171027Pretty much but now it's time to laugh at the doyers
trashtani kek
>can't get it done on a loud saturday in south philly
sooo yeah hitting AND pitching
#throwstrikes
GIVE HIM YOUR ENERGY
>>151171001How about them cubbi-ACK
The dodgers will be lucky to win one game this series
dishonoroburu. shame on ancestors
asianbros...these whitechads are beating up on our great yellow hope...
whats he doing to his hat?
>>151171080Because bohm is slow as fuck, be they let the ball roll to the wall so its ok lol. Wathan probably holds him at 3rd if he cuts rhat off.
wtf was this retard doing
I see Ohtranny is assuming Kershit's mantle kek
>>151171117they did better than the yankees
Can you guys not make such retarded posts and actually discuss the game? There are non-americans ITT and I want them to think we are intelligent. Stop shitposting and embarrassing us as Americans.
>>151171008Good enough, welcome back Clayton "Multiple Entries" Kershaw
philliesbros, we are barrelling a LOT of balls here
3 ER
>ohtani doesn't understand English>uses pitchcommhmm sure totally wasn't gambling
clipping this because of teo being a retard
>>151171145allowing an extra run to score
Based Bader
UH OH STINKEES>UH OH STINKEESUH OH STINKEES>UH OH STINKEESUH OH STINKEES>UH OH STINKEES
dam dodgers really going to cuck themselves by letting this guy pitch
hot take: ohtani was never a great pitcher
It happens when you troll too much
Harrison Bader is my favorite Jew.
>>151169121Suck!
>>151171169kek machimpo tier of laziness
>>151171150U need Ur panties ripped off and 3 BIG BLACK DICKS in ALL 3 holes at the same time!! Way up ur pussey and Way up Ur ass as far as they will go but even farther. And the thickest cock goes down Ur throat so it makes U gag and convulse as those big black cocks pound away it feels like from the start Ur being assaulted but it's made U cum nonstop. Just one continuous constant orgasm and just before U pass out those big black dicks squirt their loads of cum inside U! As U lay on ur stomach the cum is coming out of all Ur holes, i'll turn U over and jack off all over
so gay oh tranny
>>151171145this nigga axel in harlem
SLAP THAT JAP
>>151171169bench him
>>151171145Went from a single to a triple that led to a sac flyWhat a dumbass
Not Ohtani's fault
>>151171169its a long series, better to not wear yourself out sprinting unnecessarily
only a matter of time before he gives up a dinger
>>151171169>if Bohm had some hustle in him that would've been an inside the park home runDOGGIE DOOS KEK!
Just checking in from the AL side, any updates?
Oh fug what happened to golden boy?
>>151171169Thats just horrible.
SHOOO HEIII
>>151171169Bench him. Immediately.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH GET FUCKED DOYERPACOS
>>151171184wait until you see their bullpen
>>151171246yuisisters....
owari da..
>jt realputo
cowboys fans down bad....
>>151171150Sure. Here's my contribution. Ohtani is giving up some runs. And LA's bullpen will give up even more runs. All while Sanchez pitches around LA
>>151171228>hustleKek thats as fast as he can run. He's genuinely so fucking slow. I think Schwarber is faster lol
>>151171232Ohtani getting bent over3-0 Phils
Manfred had the media hype up this pitching debut for months, he's going to juice the balls to put the Dodgers back in this so this isn't an embarrassment for Ohtani
somebody post a webm of that slow mo shot of ohtani going into commercial
>>151171169Last year I missed teo this year I don't.
>>151171232
is this pearl harbor 2.0?
pfma...
hmm yes playoff baseball sounds nice but unfortunately I'll be watching the season premiere of SNL instead
we still got it we still got it
What percentage of Japan do you think are watching Ohtani get bamboozled while eating breakfast?
>>151171150Pipe down schizo
>>151171286Don't blame you, he's fallen off hard since mid may
>3-0>Ohtani getting scared
>>151171312SNL is so shit tho
>>151171313The blow pen is coming soon
Time for trucks, trucks, and more TRUCKS!
I need to be bent over and filled up... Dicked down hard as I plead for more cock...
>>151171145lmao. this nigga didn't even try. remind of of cam newton that one time in the superbowl
Ohtani is definitely the most overrated player ever
>>151171334but BROOOOOO bad bunny is hosting with doja cat!
>>151171263DELETE this…
>>151171334it's a leaf so...
good start but we need 6-7 runs minimum to beat the doyers
>>151171340
>>151171340does the padres truck have ridiculous remote controlled hydraulics?
>designated bunter>gets hit by pitch
Dodgers look so outclassed. There are levels to this, dodgers arent even close this year
>>151171373You’ll get when the bullpen comes out
OUT OF TOWN SCOREBOARD UPDATE!!:JAYS - 10YANKEES - 1
LET'S GO SAMURAI
>>151171379It certainly could.
Why do they always try to dodge the ball? Do they not want a free base? Hockey players would eat that shit for breakfast with a smile.
will any of the playoff series devolve into throwing it at each other?
Thank you based Philly. Padres fans are rejoicing and I will be eating a cheesesteak from Gag bros
Swing the Katana Ohtani
>>151171340based truckbro
>>151171417Hockey players play with pads lol
The Yankees got raped
>>151171417reflex
>when you’re the best player in the game they make rules for youYea no kidding! What where they talking about gambling or something before… I don’t remember
evidently ohtani is the greatest athlete of all time
>KWABTANIKWABTANI>KWABTANIKWABTANI>KWABTANI
>2KTaniThe lights are too bright for Shohei....
kek he thought
KEK
>>151171359doja cat is cute when she has normal hair
strikeoutlookingtani
Not a good day for baseball's big market superstars
>>>wsg/5988974
>>151171417If you don't try to dodge the ball you don't get the base
Fuckin BASED Sanchez. I am making some coffee
>>151171082im always up for that, bro
you should be required to wear your batting armor when running the bases. similarly you should be required to bat with the faggot mittens
>HE'S THE BEST PLAYER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, EVER>THEY CHANGED THE RULES FOR HIM BECAUSE HE'S SO AMAZING>strikes out looking, 0-2
>>151171442Here's one for the fallen.
>>151171446
Safe by a mile wtf
>POOPIE SHITTS
Cubs - gapedYankees - gaped
that wasnt even close
>>151171496Retard>>>/wsg/5988974
safe
>REFFIES SAVE ME !!!!!!why are dodgersfags like this?
TUDBRING IN THE ROBOTS ALREADY
>call is overturned
>>151171547Mookie has minimal charisma on his little podcast show
>>151171520hes either the greatest athlete of all time or everyone in MLB is a clueless retard who cant figure out how to let prospects pitch and bat after high school
I love that the runner did a hard slide to break up the DP. It's refreshing after we see players just run out of the path all season long.
big market bandwagon casuals already turning off the game
It doesn’t matter. None of this matters
booooo
>>151171579Mariners are on in an hour.
>>151171588Checked. And of course it matters (I have money in this game)
>>151171577that was no takeout slide
ive never seen the dodgers play this badly, and I have been a fan since 2021. Im about to watch football instead
>>151171543<3
>>151171609I meant an actual slide into the base.
for the love of god teo you fucking shitter
What's Teo's contract again? Whatever it is, he FLEECED them
>teo
>>151171588
Ohtani saving no one
teo is busted
my padres would bootyblast both of these teams
>>151171525And with a baseball going the speed of a pitcher he breaks his jaw. Look what happened to Fry. And pillar. And so on.
>>151171642when do they play
>>151171642This
>>151171640he's a beast in the batting cage
My M's got booty blasted by BOTH these shit teams....
>>1511716333 years for $66M with a club option in 2028
>>151171642so true kek
Stop shitposting and make better posts. The euros are here, don’t embarrass me.!
Will all wildcard round teams KWAB today or is there hope for an upset?
Just got here, what the fuck was this?
>>151171670
Wow looks like the Jays dodged a bullet with Ohtani
>>151171543better toss than any of ohtani's pitches so far
what's the best cheesesteak in LA? Boo's?
SHOHEISHOW RESPECT TO SANCHEZ-SENPAI
sad ohtani montage
based dodgers lulling the philthies into a false sense of security and entertaining the crowd
>>151171677bad route to the ballsame thing that causes him to look like a fool more often than not
>>151171677I genuinely don't think Bohm scores if Hernandez holds JT to a single. The Phillies 3rd base coach is a retard.
>>151171677Future gambling investigation
Keep it calm
>>151171704dodgers should let schwarber hit a homerun for entertainment purposes
>>151171685Jays paid Vladdy with the Ohtani war chest, now they need to lock Bo up and move him to 2B.
Ohtani heard there's a casino across the parking lot
need webm of phils fans taunting ohtranny
>Trea not hitting>Trea not running full speed>meh defenseput in Sosa ffs
>>151171306anyone have a webm of this slomo?
that's my (((kike)))
phillies winning this would be the worst thing possible for baseball
Guys, guys, guys, did you know how great Ohtani is?
for me it's dem tiggers
SCHWARBOMB
KKtani
>>151171726they might, if it's a part of their plan
>>151171755>eagles save football from Chiefs slop>phillies save baseball from Dodgers/Yankees slop
>>151171763twas a dud
>>151171642respectfully acknowledged
>>151171755And so it would be the best outcome overall
>>151171774Wow that's as many as he's got as a hitter today!
>>151171755shut up manfred
>>151171677that's straight up unacceptable
>>151171755it's just the way shit goes sometimes
>>151171677Realfuckenmuto outsmarting the nip and smacking a hundred like it’s nothing
I've never seen Ohtani put it in the corner, he throws it right down center or wide on either side
My doggiedoos :(
>play a game>off a day>play a gam>off a dayWhy is Manfred such a fucking retarded faggot? This isn't the fucking NBA.
DFA this bum Harper
>>151171755NO WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS
>>151171689South Philly Experience is pretty legit
>>151171677thats a single
Dodgers will come back. Not even sweating.
>>151171842they can't compete with the NFL for eyeballs
>>151171842they don't want to hurt ratings by having all DS series on break at the same time
You doggies shouldn't have laughed at my Padres. Now you're cursed :)
Harper winning a world series would be bad for baseball.
>tfw Angels wasted ohtani's 2 way player prime
>>151171842Afraid of the nfl
>>151171883Sorry I didn't know...
I don't know how y'all can stand this faggot league. Literally the most ONIONS superstars and coverage. Even CFB is more entertaining than that shit.Anyways hate watching against the Doyers and Stankees because they are the most onions teams
>>151171889They really did lmao
>>151171677how can you play like this and be in MLB?
>>151171906>Even CFB is more entertaining than that shit.love a good 44- 24 game
fweddie :(
>>151171906no one asked
Alec Bohm has sexo with Erin Dolan
>>151171842it's so fucking stupid. now the eagles and phillies play on the same day at the same time
>dodgers statpadded so hard against the reds that even when most of them will go 0-11/12 this series, they will still have over 1.000 OPS for the postseasonthat's kind of funny and sad
>>151171906>ONIONShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmphV6lMdXs
>>151171677>black outfielders
sanchez loves to put the first pitch right down the middle
>>151171957coward
hate filthy but the doyers need to die
>>151171828racism will not be tolerated here, chud. take it to pol.
Many of Ohtani's key pitches weren't missing by much in the 2nd but they were all balls. Let's see if he found the strike zone now
>>151171906What the fuck are (You) even talking about what does that shit even mean
>Andy Pages has a .091 OPS(not BA, OPS) in the postseason this yearholy shit that's insanely bad
I fucked Taryn and sucked on her toes btw
>doyers
>>151172007you sound obese
>>151172006His approach has always been awful, desu
That's the end of Sanchez's dominance, it goes down next inning
I cannot financially handle the Dodger's losing this, I have way too much riding on their World Series win. What the fuck is going on? This team was supposed to win fucking 120 games
>>151172007Kill yourself
>>151172007Dude she wouldn't sleep with any of us
>>151172006ehh, only been 2 games so farhe was flying near the end of the regular seazon
>>151171964what's wrong bro
when's kershaw pitching?
>>151172018She likes portly men :)
>>151172007I posted this
>>151172030
>>151172030All the pitching 8njuries + their Off-season moves being incredibly awful fucked them over
NEW>>151172060>>151172060>>151172060>>151172060>>151172060>>151172060
not sure i fuck with lauren shehardi or whatever her name is
>>151172007Her years are being wasted by a faggot that can't put a ring on it.
>>151172066Checked. Good to know cus I'm clinically overweight by about 35 lbs. Doyers sweating a little bit they're about to be on suicide watch
>>151172066shes walled. find a new slag
>>151172030putting large wagers on futures is a negative EV move. call before you dig
TEOSCAR-SAN DAISUKI
