HEISMAN TY SIMPSONHEISMAN TY SIMPSONHEISMAN TY SIMPSONHEISMAN TY SIMPSON
WELCOME TO THE SEC TEXASSI GUESS WE KNOW WHY CHOKLAHOMO HAS 3x THE B12 CHAMPIONSHIPS AS YOU
ROLL TIDE FAGGOTSSIMPSON FOR HEISMAN
get fucked pooisville
>>151170915Alabama just backdoored their way into the top 5 most likely. I think they jump Indiana for sure.
>>151170915ugly as shit but I bet she'd make good gf material if you can get her to lose 150 lbs or so
ROLL TIDE YOU FUCKING SPEARCHUCKERS
Time to bench Manning already
>>151171223she's not ugly she's just fat, this is someone you can invest in as a penny stock and become a quadrillionaire on
>>151171233bama's entire history is based around enslaving and worshipping spear chuckers
We'll take that playoff spot from you, Pedo State, thank you very much.
Every single aspect of Arch is genuinely terrible. Missing throws all over the place, bad mechanics, stares down receivers, even his supposed athleticism he never uses. Just panics and stands like a fucking statue in the pocket. How did the Mannings scam everyone with this meme?
We didn’t just buy good players we also bought good officiating hehe raider power
>Pooston
I don't want to alarm anyone, but WHYoming and UNLV are playing a snow game....in october
PRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖHHH XD
>Scott Frost is back at UCFHuh.Did they remember to lift the curse they put on him for calling their natty fake?
OH NO NO NODeport this beaner
>Cuckeyes and Miami shitting up earlySo, uh, who's good in CFB this year?
my ponies :)
I didn't want to believe it, but Taco Tech really is the best football team in Texas, aren't they?I didn't stutter, I'm including the shitters in the NFL like cowsois and toxins
>>151172796BASED
Bros, what's the nutritional content of a watermelon? Does it actually have vitamins or anything?
Dressing up as PJ for Halloween bros say hi
>>151173080go look up dehydrated watermelon
>>151171435very based
>One sided broadcast againDo you guys mute your tv or do you have something else to listen to so you don't have to hear the announcers talking endlessly about one team and celebrating them the entire game?
>>151173083Hope you shaved your head
>>151172996Dude could retire off "talkin football" until he was 60 years old and can't even do that. Fucking mexicans lol.
>that jeremiah rundaym
>let Sayin throw deep twice>the first requires a great play from the safety, the second is on a pinhead to TateDay's and Hartline's sandbagging is retarded
>>151173104>doesn't listen to the westwood one audio stream
>>151173105Been bald for years
>>151173095Kay now what. Is there still iron and stuff? Any fiber or is it just all water and red?
>>151173141grim
>>151173141Mr Clean lookin ahh nigga
>>151173132good idea
>>151173141What's up with the balding epidemic in MN?
For me, it's the Florida State Racial Caricatures
>>151170915
>>151173185PFAS everywhere thanks to 3M
DRAGON
What part of California Los Angeles are you from?
How many Xanny bars do you think Carson Beck is on every game?
>>151173207Milk truck arrived
>>151173207kill fuck marry
>>151173207Looks like Caleb from Clarksons Farm
>>151173217Inglewood, unironically
>>151171233sweaty missionary with minto until she pisses over my cock and chest...
Is Beck Himothy?
>>151173217Pink Pony Club
two owl teams are playing each other right now
>>151173217Ontario. Formerly Anaheim. Roll Tide!
>>151173233that cock gobbler is so annoying, first season he was okay and then let celebrity status go to his head. came in with that fucking perm and I was like, fuck off cunt
If my Longhorns are bowl eligible by the end of it, this season will be a success
THEY GOT THE STOP!!!!
STOP DOING THAT CHANT IT'S PROBLEMATIC
Should I doordash taco bell?
how does this twink on NBC have this deep of a voice?
>>151173281Grim. How the mighty has fallen.Brb gotta take a big arch manning
>chud chop>2025
>>151173289They didnt.
>>151173004No team is as good as good teams used to be, talent is too spread around because of NIL and the transfer portal
Texas Tech is a damn good football team
FUCK!!!!We're not chopping and chanting hard enough 'nole bros!Get that fucking redskin back on the field!!!
am I the only person watching a&m versus mississippi state?
>it's a chant after every play episode Oh yeah, I forgot why I never watch FSU games
>>151173249trvke and our chant isn't literally pajeet hooting
>the same fucking song on every downany school that does this should have their football program removed
>>151173315>limited editionkek
>>151173297I'm sure Ian pumped him full of protein from a young age to follow in his footsteps
>mock choplmao
>>151173350I am watching my Aggies play
>>151173376Based
>>151173318>chud chopkek
>>151173354Could you imagine having to wave your arm like that for 3 hours every saturday?Couldn't be my Ducksies :)
Death to anime posters. It's the merciful option and would relieve their families of their deep shame.
Fleet week airshows cancelled
>>151173350im watching as well
>>151173350yes
>>151173350Yep. In the whole world. Good going.
>>151173296
>>151173350I am watching FSU/Miami and nebulously wishing ill upon Texas 8&4, I'll switch over if they start losing by a lot
>>151173350I respect the military nature of the A&M Corp of Cadetsdid you know, upon graduation, they're awarded Officership in the US armed forces?
OOOOOOOOhhhh ohhhhhFUCKING KEK>>151173281>2 losses>1 major upset‘no’
>>151173376>NOOOOO HOW DARE YOU MOCK OUR HECKIN TRADITIARINOS.
>ywn have Carson Beck's Snapchat rizz
>>151173350Is it even competitive?
>>151173350I don't think I could make myself care about that game
>>151173425
>>151173398sheikh isn't anime halal? saving and posting images of 3D women is haram
>>151173461jesus christ
I am watching FSU Miami, Miss St AM, TT Houston and just because I have 4 options, I put on this Ohio State B1G snoozer.
>>151173296doordash culvers and repent sinner the UP will never be yours!
>>151173461is this what you are supposed to do or does that only work if you are a famous college qb?
>>151173489Bend the knee cheesehead
>>151173461Is that Carson Beck?That wigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, whitest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Carson screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That wigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That wigga Carson Beck and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Carson Beck, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.That wigga Carson Beck stole my heart and drank my seed.
Uhhhh >black QB bros our response?
>>151173461kwabHe’s so pathetic
>>151173461Who the fuck talks like that?
>>151173398what about head coach fursonas?
>>151173464annoyingly so. i've been real nervous all week because I think miss state is underrated and my aggies are overrated. and so far i'm being proven right.
>>151173217722 East Kensington Road
had to work today and couldn't keep up with scores HOW THE FUCK DID PEDO FUCKERS LOSE TO POOCLA AND NICO IAMALOOLOOLEAVA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NOat least we won't have to hear about them crying about deserving a playoff spot
>>151173461yugioh zombie kid ass looking mother fucker
>>151173501women get the ick if you send two sentences or morebrevity is the soul of tits -aesop or shakespeare or someone
Well, told myself, I'd watch the first quarter. Anyways, how has the miami/FSU game been?
>>151173516All behind the line bubble screens.
So penn state is not ranked anymore, right?
>>151173555Trips confirmed. Only talk to women with single word answers and grunts.
>>151173516REAL impressive....
>>151173461is this why im still a virgin?do I need to talk like this to women on the internet in order to get sex?
>aggies
>4th and goal on the 6 inch line>shotgunCOLLGE FUCKING PLAYCALLERSHOLY SHIT HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES
>>151173516>vs woffordshould have it's own category
>>151173569They’ll keep them ranked for the Ohio State matchup
>>151173523>fursonasjust quit being weird. you're scaring the hoes.
0-11 now
dumb. just kick the FG
>>151173559Stoppable force meets a movable object.
>>151173583how old are youdo you work outwhat job do you have
>>151173583Yes, it's not because he's a famous qb and women are nothing but clout chasers. Send your crush that exact message.
>>151173461jej he's barely a step above jeets and their DMs
>>151173597zoomer qbs literally don't know how to take a snap under centerall they do is eat hot chip and clap
>>151173583how many bots are in here i literally just said that
>>151173602Maybe Purdue is just a bad football team?
>>151173583>womenNo. Dumb sorority chicks looking to add to their number and "sex reputation"? Yes.
>>151173621KekThat's so stupid lol
>>151173600>has beaten literally no one. >lost versus ranked team. >loss to a winless team. Having them ranked for any reason is peak jewery.
>>151173461>please saar, show bobs and vagene
fucking hell. do literally ANYTHING but run it right up the middle on 4th and 1.
>>151173621>i want to see your pleasure water
Dodgers are getting WORKED right now
>>151173630B1G if true
I don't understand how people can be virgins past like 22. I had a phase where I was a chubster (way too much beer drinking and eating like an absolute idiot) in college and was still getting pussy. Total numbers game.
>>151173621>pleasure water
Does UCLA have a better offense than Oregon? They scored more on Penn State
>>151173350Why would I watch faggies
>Kat Dennings is fat nowtragic
>>151173674>now
>>151173650their rank was jewry before they played any games
>>151173668when did you go to college
>>151173217Lived at 679 Gayley Avenue during college
minnesota is a talented and well coached team this is an impressive display by ohio state
>>151173685graduated in 2010
>>151173668>numbers game0 is a number
>>151173668I really bought the "Sex only after marriage" stuff after being raised hardcore Catholic
>>151173674>nowshe has been forever, she just used the renaissance age trick of shoving it all up into your tits.
>>151173621>I want to see your pleasure water
Randy Pittman Jr. sounds like a NASCAR driver
I'm starting to think bellishit wasn't good and Brady carried him
>>1511736980, like negative numbers, infinity, and pi, are only concepts of a number.
>>151173697there you have it
>>151173674you think the qt assistant there is jealous of jordon?
>>151173621The internet is a blessing and a curse. On one hand, jeets infest it with their scams and perverseness, on the other hand, everyone hates them now.
>>151173668it's easy if you go to class and go home to study and never talk to anyone.
>11 kids>father died when he was 8>diedYeah....right.
>>151173668I'm 47 and still celibate - never even kissed a girl before.
OH IM GONNA PLEASURE WATER
>>151173720Duh
>>151173723What has changed anon?
>>151173730it's 90% that dude from /nfl/ that seethes endlessly about maholmes
>>151173722It's on the number pad of my keyboard. In any event, I am an incel, hope this answers your question.
hah, that was like the zenith and nadir of TCU bitches
>>151173738lies
>>151173720Has belicheck had a winning season without Brady Brady was still the playoffs won a super bowl without him.
>>151173726Jeets have really speed ran being hated, like even just five years ago nobody really gave a shit about Jeets and yet here we are with it being socially acceptable to completely shit on them online.
>>151173668try being 5'5", it makes hookups impossible I did lose mine at 23 though, ty latina women for not caring about height
>>151173717It does. Shout out to my /turnleft/ niggas.
>>151173730No idea. Go back and find out for us.
>>151173767>zenith*crack**sip*Now THAT was a television set.
Don’t say this often, but that was a bullshit holding call. Blocker released
as an upperclassmen and a few years after I graduated I used to hang out at the union and go to the "learn to dance" mixers and pick up freshman girls.
>>151173807for me, it's the sony trinitron
>>151173785Went 11-5 with Matt Cassel for 15.5 games.
>>151173747dating appshoeflationdeath of third spacespandemicsocial mediathere are lit so many interconnected factors that this thread would be dead before i could write a coherent post connecting them all. but if you're an unattractive or low status male you're basically worthless before the age of 35t. lost virginity a month ago at 23
Does Kevin Hart even do movies anymore or is he just a professional commercial guy now?
>>151173668nobody's impressed by how many uggos you stuck your dick in before tinder was a thing
>ass To mouth
>>151173836And missed the playoffs.
Oh fuck the tigers game is starting...
>>151173807Kinda spooky there's no reflection in that mirror, senpai to be real.
>>151173779Dont wanna believe me then so be it. I can die happy knowing I'm monk than you.
>>151173807>built in vcr*sip*now THATS a TV
>>151173787I knew little guys who got sniz. Hell I know a 5'2 alcoholic in his 40s who has two children and both the moms are decent looking. always excuses! just throw the dick out there and see what happens.
>Goldielol
>>151173786They rival jews with how much people hate them now.
>>151173858They would have made it if the Jets beat the Dolphins in the last week.
>assToMouth
I miss physical media.
>Faggies
>>151173862LSU, Auburn or Clempus?
>>151173892>if
reed sucks man
>>151173789You know what would make watching CFB better? Jamie Little's MAN HANDS stroking my EMPURPLED THROBBING MEMBER at halftime.
>>151173787They still do. Sorry Nate, I fucked your wife.
Fucking damn it Reed
>>151173904It already doesn't matter because all you asked for was a winning season without Brady.
>>151173898Detroit!
Ehm.>black qbs
>>151173892They would have made it if they won more games.
FSU playing like complete shit
>Free Shoes
>semenholes
>>151173921where are her nipples???
>black qbsBECK DRAGON SLAYER
>black qbs
Semen bros, it's over
>>151173898Yes
>FSPootumbling down tumbling down tumbling down
FSPooAlso, that was NOT a roughing the passer call in the AssToMouth game
That was fucking beautiful.
>uh oh, I'm about to be sacked>better launch it down the middle of the field>hopefully it's not an interception that leads to a TD!
>FSPOO
is ole miss/a7m a competitive defensive game or just 2 shit offenses floundering about?
SNUBBED
FSU really fucked up on their first drive and now they have a mountain to climb out of
>Semenholes They actually thought they were back
This is what a number 3 team is supposed to look like
>>151173929>all you asked>youWrong.
How did FSPoo beat Bama? They fucking suck.
WELL WELL WELL SEMENHOLES
>roughing the passerKeksas sent the check to the wrong refs >int Spaghetti bowl confirmed
Neither Mississippi State nor Texas A&M actually want to win this game, do they?
As I was saying this morning in the pregame thread, this is the classic Carson Beck looks like fucking Dan Marino game. Then he won't be able to stick his thumb up his ass against L'ville.
>>151173982its two offenses being retarded
>>151173996>i insert myself into conversations i don't understand
Good night Goldie.
>>151173982i'm not sure
>texas.>penn state. Are either of these teams going to be ranked
what did Fleck do for Day and Hartline to decide to not have the slow start today?
all the texas teams are losing today
Is it even fun being a Ohio State fan in the regular season except for when you play Michigan? Just playing shitter after shitter.
>>151173959I want to keep posting tonight. The assistant principal’s friend yelled at me for flirting with her earlier so I have nobody else to talk to tonight since that bitch threw up and asked to go home. Pretty sure she faked it, but probably dodged herpes again.
Welp, looks like Ohio is winning back to back natties. Congrats, tripbros.
>>151174061Houston and Texas Tech play each other so that’s not possible
Welp this FSU game is done. What's next? What are we watching now?
>>151174037Welcome to /sp/
>>151174061Baylor and SMU both won
>>151174075>is it fun to win a lot?yeswhat winlet team do you support?
>>151174085pooston isn't a texas school
strikeoutanhi
>>151173807Luved me zeniths
>>151174076what
>>151174094see >>151174105we aren't talking about FCS shitters
>>151174086Sip State vs A&MMontana vs Idaho State
Why do you guys care so much if your team wins or loses? It's like you think you'll be fired from your job or executed if you lose or be given a million dollars or free gas if you win? Nothing literally happens if you win or lose. Go do something else.
>>151174125ignore the schizo
what was beck's brother's name and why was he less of a douche?
hope this bitch doesn't kill anyone like the other pilot lady did
>>151174080>Beating Moldie = winning a Nattylol. Lmao even..
bros, why did they throw the shoe?
>>151174099So defensive. I'm just asking if watching your team beat up on shitty teams in the regular season bores you. I guess not. I'm a montana fan. Don't have a FBS team really. I guess maybe Wyoming?
>>151174125i have no idea either
>>151174151Grim God damn. Is there nothing better?
>>151174152my team has won national championships while i went to school there so yes i am actually permanently to them
>>151174075>>151174080Ryan Day about to kwab to Michigan just to win a natty again. Unfortunate for those that live outside of Michigan
>>151174196>forcing "grim" againKill yourself
>>151174075It's annoying because your expectations are too high for how they play a lot of the time and when they play up to expectations it's boring. Late games are stupid.
Minnesota is just Wisconsin with a good QB.>no running game>dink and dunk passing game>great run defense>poor pass defense>poor special teams>shit the bed against any decent team
>TCPoo
>>151174152i'll try that as soon as you try not being an unbearable cunt for 5 minutes.
I just hope my gophies had fun this week.
>>151174086there's cu @ tcutcu looks like complete garbage though
>>151174217>people will like what I tell them to like
>>151174217>He doesn't know it's a staple of the 4chan lexicon for over a decadeIt's grim you don't know this. Do you even know about based God?
why isn't that guy posting the nubile minnesota girlspost emcmon
Bane?
>>151173207shes like a young Holly Rowe
>>151174250Yes. Unironically. Doctors have said my opinions are objectively correct.
>>151174182some men just want to watch their season burn
>>151174282His mom told him it's time for bed
"Alright guys, it's an extra special game this week. Put on the big ass fucking M's on the helmets. Ohio State won't know what hit em!"
>>151174232hate to break it to you sweaty, but wisconsin has an actual defense
my cousin goes to tcu and i honestly feel for her because she has an objectively hideous face.
>>151174182No championtrip, no point in trying hard
>>151174361lmao
>>151174361How's her body though?
Miami is about to win this game by 30.
i'm going to jerk off for the next four hours. should i risk a DUI and buy more beer or just jerk off now? ive already killed a 4loko in the last hour
Is Minnesota even a real school? I went to a B1G school and was involved in a lot of programs with other B1G schools. Never met somebody from Minnesota. Is it just a hoax?
This is disappointing. I'm about to go back to playing vidya
>>151174400drinking is for queers, drinking and driving is for faggots.
>>151174411They're all somalians.
>>151174290came here to ask this
>>151174352yeah, which is why they are doing all that defending this season...
>>151174411Did you ever meet anyone who looked like this?
>>151174400Jerk off while you drink and drive, it will save time
>>151174412Yeah if Miami scores again I'm turning this shit off
my aggies :)
Jesus Christ, MississippiDoes nobody know how to fucking tackle anymore?
>>151174282Being a fan of this team sucks
it only took half an hour to score!
Herbstreit hates FSU. He got rejected by some chicks and kicked out of a bar 20 years ago and he's never gotten over it
>wow these two teams really hate each other! >just ignore that basically none of them are from florida and none of them actually care about the rivalry.
>>151174217Grim
Mark Sanchez status?
>>151174469he got deported, btw...
>>151174394probably alright? i never really noticed. like if someone smeared dog shit on the mona lisa would you notice anything else?
Pick one
>>151174472B-but you'll miss Herbie telling us what a great rivalry this was back in the 1980's!
>>151174504Arrested.
>>151174396>>151174412>>151174472Low attention span zoomies. Its not even a 2 point game.
>>151174504deciding which latino prison gang to join, they should start a recruiting battle
>>151174282If you lived in Minnesota you'd know how hard of a thing that is to find
>>151174526Middle RowFar Right
Who would have thought after Week 1 that Alabama would be in the Top 10 and FSU would be unranked again.
Well, at least hockey starts soon...
>>151174526>the illusion of free will
>>151174504kwab of the year
>>151174526I feel like they should have hotter cheerleaders
>>151174520Depends how drunk I am. I dont really care what her face looks like if her 10/10 ass is planted in my face.
>>151174526More cake than a bakery
>>151174504Seething. Coping.
>>151174347kek its over goofbros
>>151174526middle right blonde
>>151174327i almost bought tickets to that game was posting here when that happenedand god almighty i cant believe ive wasted the past five fuckign years. at least my bucs won the owl that year>>151174526they all have +200 body counts but farthest right middle row
>>151174544>Its not even a 2 point game>14-3wut
>>151174526They all look like porn actresses, and no, that's not a good thing.
This is gay I’m watching the Ed Gein show
amazing stuff ryan
>>151174526No thanks to the rest
>>151174620Is this game taking place on the equator?
>>151174566Grim
>>151174578Miami actually cares enough about academics to filter some girls out
>>151174526Bottom left and it's not particularly close.
>>151174577stop posting my wife>>151174650
>>151174622I think he meant 2 score
For those asking how >we cope tonight...
>>151174622I think the retard meant 2 score game
>>151174561>Far Rightwhy dont you just throw up a roman salute you freaking chud?
>>151174526bottom left, how is this a question?
>>151174636>ed gein murdered older women>stars Addison Rae Really makes you think
>>151174544You are correct.
>>151174646Ah, a man of taste
>>151174701why isn't there a gamethread for this?
>>151174650im drunk i meant gainesville is in the tropics so yes technically
>>151174705>>151174686which is also dumb because it is a two score game too.
>>151174526Middle row 5 looks like she'd want you to be rough with her
>>151172796>snow not currently fallingSo, nothing to see here
>Semenholes
>>151174701BASADO
>>151174400I will never forgive the yakuza/owners/cygames/whoever for creating all of these horsegirl vixens and not allowing porn of them.
FOOMBAL
jesus christ...
>>151174744No the sideways picture. I figured that meant you were on the equator.
It's PRIIIIIIIIME TIME
>Penn State is the first top 10 team to lose to an 0-4 or worse opponent in 40 years. Brutal.That's a yikes my guy
>>151171448I'm not sure we should celebrate too much but I'm happy with an ugly win. Needed to prove we can win ugly
>>151174672then you should've posted her first
Well it was a fun month of September Racial Caricature bros, but it's back to Unranked HELL for us
>faggies
>>151173738Crazy that there is two of us out there. I just never really had luck in life. Got two shitty degrees, never had money to go on dates or impress any girl. I like spending all day reading and watching movies, suddenly I am like I am fucking 47 dude what happened I wasted my entire life. I am also 5'6" so its just like the world never wanted to me have sex.Did have a couple chances as a kid and at 35 with a very drunk fat woman but never took them because of being scared. First I was a kid, the drunk woman getting into trouble for rape. Now I got heart disease so maybe never before I die.Just never EVER miss your chance to have sex any virgins in here you never know dude IT might be it. I guess as far as us, remember there are lots of people who died a virgin like all the dead kids and everyone else so sometimes shit happens.
>FOOOMBLE2 simultaneously
>>151174526
>>151172796Based. Snow games are kino
>>151174833he was down
>pississippi state trying to sell a fumble when he was downpathetic
>>151174820kek more like shittany lions
>>151174791>he fell for the yakuza memeanon some schizo sent guro to seiun sky's owner, otherwise there are no restrictions on fucking the horses>>151174828i posted her first last thread
>cryami offense
>GAYBOIS written on his nose
Who is the most overrated CFB program?>Penn State>Notre Dame>Texas
>>151174931good taste.
This Ohio State game is over. Might as well just give the Buckeyes the trophy already
Carson, they won't give you their pleasure water if you play like that
>>151174950C O M F YOMFY
>>151174953At this point it really feels like Penn state
>>151174955they're not even good and have 0 ZERO quality victories aka "wins"
>WNBANOBODY CARES.
>>151174953Pedo State by a mile
>>151174526Standards are slipping.
>>151174913Yeah I know about that, and the japs still do not draw porn of them. Japs need to learn how not to blindly follow 'authority.'
What is a good side hustle? I need extra income but am never in a fixed location on the weekends
>>151174955I wouldn't be so sure. Let's wait till they play a real tough opponent to see what they are made of. When do they play someone worth a shit?
>"I'm only human">"I have my doubts..."Brutal
>>151174950I miss Wyoming. You could get blizzards in August and heat waves in January.
>>151174955I wouldn't get too excited. OSU has played literally no one.
>>151174953Pedos state, ND & TexASS actually have some top 5 wins
>>151175001sex work
>>151174991EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU CARE
>>151174526Top row second from right Middle row second from left
HOLD ON TO THE FUCJING FOOTBALL YOU RETARDS
>>151174953Pretty muchI'd include USC and Tennessee
>>151175001Sucking truck drivers off
>>151175003penn state next week.lol.
How did this team have everyone fooled for so long?How was their first drive so good??
>>151175048I could have been charging for that the whole time?
>>151175001i heard being a 4chan janitor gets decent pay
>>151174955What? This season has more parity than we've ever seen. There are literally zero good college football teams this year
>>151174955You will STILL find a way to lose to a REALLY mid Michigan team
>>151175039It was a pick one of the three. I think USC and Tennessee are properly rated / talked about considering their histories and where they are today.
>>151175001Uber around the bars during closing timeinstacart shopping
Sick interception by CU
>>151175076Oregon and Ohio State both look better than the rest
>>151175001freelance pharmacist.
>cut pizza a different way than standard>market it as a completely new itemThese places are getting lazy as fuck
>>151174999>japs still don't draw porn of themanon the last time my unranked gators beat a #9 team i posted hentai in here for two hours, you're lucky i've deleted my folder lol
If your pizza is any good, why would you need to dip it in weird sauces?
>kicker sticks his leg out for some reason>any contact with the leg is a penaltyWOOOOOOOOOOW
>>151175109Oregon will get kwabbed in the playoff like they always do
>>151175127this is to go... even further... BEYOND
>>151175107I mean TCU
>>151175109Better than the Shit-10, oregon has played nobody and ohio state played a texas team that might not be ranked by the end of the year
>>151175166>ohio state played a texas team that might not be ranked by the end of the yearif there's any justice in the world they won't be ranked by the end of this weekend
>>151175001I made 15k by driving around on “bulk day” and taking peoples junk of value then selling it at “garage sales” at my house every weekend. Stopped doing it cause a bunch of Mexicans moved in and started sniping the good stuff in the middle of the night. Might go back into business when they get deported
>they added a two minute warning to CFB so they could have yet another full commercial breakThis sport is so Jewed its unreal
>>151174646B: Teagan Presley, Tara something, Alexa Flexy, Kira Noir, That one chick from GHS, Martina something, Sisi RoseM: Asian-y Willow Ryder, Nickey Huntsman, Ophelia Purr, Blake Blossom, Skylar Snow, Sabrina Banks, Nicole DoshiF: Lika Star, not sure, Lighter-skin colored Kira Noir, Brooke Wylde, A toothy Alex coal. A brunette and teethy Elsa Jean.
>>151175152One of these years they're going to "get lucky" two or three times in a row>>151175166>t.most unbiased SEC viewer
>>151175193Didn't realize we had a professional gooner in our midst
>>151175193gooner-sama... i fvcking kneel...
for me, its the 3rd and long WR screen
>commentators still glazing manning during the half time report
>>151175195>shitting on the shit-10 means I'm an EEC fan
>>151175230stop bringing this up my gators unfortunatelt won today
How long until we have AI calling the plays?
>>151175230For me it’s 3rd and long running play stopped at the line of scrimmage but the refs called defensive holding.
>>151175253Tell me 3 teams better than Oregon. I'll give you OSU too.
>>151175257About 3 years ago.
>>151175257Al is a commentator for Prime Video now, anon.
>>151175257ai reffies and they will be unstoppable
are any of these primetimr games good?after that incredible afternoon lineup?
>>151175257Why not today?
Oh shit Holly Rowe's on. Time for a quick goon.
>>151175257PLEASE BENCH THE AFRICAN AMERICAN QUARTERBACK
>>151175257we talkin bout practice NOT THE GAME
>>151173842Fucking brutal. I feel for the zoomers.>t. former college slob with a little dick who fucked women anyway circa 2012
>>151175294>>151175296>>151175297How do I know you aren't a LLM?
>>151175257hopefully sooni cant wait to hear AI Gus Johnson's "WOW" in every game
Honestly Miami should be ahead by 20+ with how fucking awful FSU has looked
>>151175278Georgia Bama and Ole Miss
>>151175278UCLA, Florida and Cincy
>>151175257I miss that gimmick league where fans called the plays.
Who here accepted Christ after college? What made you a believer?
James Franklin's accomplishments are frankly embarrassing.
>>151175333i thought you meant play-by-play announcement calling...
How did Lagway score more points against Texas than Ohio State? How does this like that happen?
>>151175357I accepted him before college and still following since.
>>151175325You don't.Sweet dreams...
>>151175230The Spavital Special
>>151175336based Ess Eee See chad>>151175345Cringe blue team supporter (and be*rc*ts)
>>151175335FSU should have +4 points, the refs missed a massive obvious PI call on the first drive
>>151175365
>>151175397>Parth Upadhyaya
>>151175257I'd love to see retarded-ass Claude call plays. If it's anything like Claude plays Pokemon it would be a riot.
primebros....
>>151175352i never bothered to watch. how was it?
>>151175365more embarrassing that we still accept what some faggots in some board room tell us about (((rankings)))
Bench Salter, the experiment is over
>>151175357raised atheistwent to lutheran church with gf in undergradbecame a weird near eastern crypto-pagan while I was getting my master's
>>151175127because it would be too messy to come with the sauce on it
>>151175278Miami, Cincy, Virginia
This Fanta guy is absolutely a pedophile
>>151175436Gimmicky. I think they only let you vote on plays on 3rd down.
>>151175393I'm right and (You) know it. Oregon sucks.Here's 3 more: Michigan, Tennessee and Memphis.Suck it.
>>151175230It's not always a dumb call. If the D is showing a tendency to blitz like crazy on 3rd down you can pop them and get big yards. If you call a play where the QB has to wait a couple beats where his WR gets 10-15 down field, you're fucked and sacked and if you have a retard QB he'll sling it for an INT.
At least we're not Penn State
>>151175278ND might be better than Oregon
BITCHES LOVE SOSA
>>151175416>Yes! The man in the striped uniform is a referee! If I talk to him, maybe he can tell me how to reach the Underground Path!
Welp, Miami wins. Time to do something else with my night
Taylor MacGregor (sideline reporter on the Houston TT game) looks like the chick who played the lady police chief in Ace Ventura. The one that was Finkle.
>>151175573Finkle is Einhorn though.
>>151175488i love it when it takes too long to develop so the receiver gets popped so hard he forgets what his mother's face looks like.
>>151175562kek
Racist Florida bros...WE WILL WIN!!!
>>151175584BIG OLE MR KANNISH!
>>151175152>how to die from alcohol poisoningseriously, don't bathe in alcohol, even as a joke.
>>151174953Penn State. It is fun to make fun of ND but their 2 losses were both close on the road against (currently) 2 top 10 teams. The way the games are shaking out this year makes me think there will be a few 3-loss teams making the playoff.
>>151175257Allen Iverson
>>151174483Cute desu mangs
Reminder FSU assblasted Alabama
fluke
How long do ducks live? I feel like the Aflac duck has been in commercials for decades.
>>151174526Front row first from the left
>>151175696Anon…
>>151175671Game doesn't even matter anymore. I said that the night of the game, but anons were sure Bama would be 6-6 and FSU was going to the NC.
>>151175696Anon you might be retarded
>>151175696Bruh Donald been doing that shit since before my GRANDPA was born
>>151175696
Coach Primeate is my favorite coach nickname
>>151175671first game of the season with alabama on the road with a new QB. Its a win but at this point FSU and Alabama are totally different teams from what they were week 1. A lot of elite teams look bad early in the season, especially with a new qb.
>>151175696HIS NAME WAS GILBERT GOTTFRIED!!!
>bump limit>zero results has /cfb/ found Jesus finally?
>>151175753The Scrooge McDuck you dummy.
>>151175781>A lot of elite teams look bad early in the season, especially with a new qb.Oh that explains texACK
Coach primate
>>151175796Didn't know he was missing.
Texas is gonna get assblasted by Georgia arent they
>>151175832now I TOLD YOU to stop saying that
>>151174483why does she have the heem pepe glasses
>>151175723>>151175781oh yeah I forgot the results of the games don't matter. why even play the games
I just watch Uncut Gems and I’m sweating
>>151175870to sell advertisement times silly
>>151175870It's how college football is now. I didn't do it, bud.
Hows yalls local news? A black dude ran over a girl on mine.
>>151175849Disappeared after telling his homies he'd be back in a while.Been almost 2,000 years since...
>>151175870nobody said the results don't matter? Its still a loss for Alabama and its not going away, but the fact is Alabama is a good team right now and FSU isn't. Things change this far into the season anon. If FSU loses tonight, they'll probably be unranked and Alabama is probably going to be ranked within the top 5 tomorrow. Its just the way CFB is.
>>151173785won a playoff game ironically against the patriots on the og browns
I love BIG BIG BIG TEN FOOTBALL
Anons need to post more random lewds they've gotten from sluts
>>151175949color of the girl?
>>151175978I FORGOT THE PIC
Maryland is a bigger KWAB than Penn State prove me wrong
>ICE recruitment adKek based
>>151175986i'll be praying for you anon
Aggies trying damn hard to lose this trap game but Mississippi State won't let them.
>>151176007brutal
>>151175949i heard about a nigger shooting an 18 year old girl and then i proceeded to meet her at the clinic i work at. she got shot in the chest so i even saw her titty, but my girl's ugly saggy tits were unironically prettier
>>151176016Kamala is for they/themPresident Trump is for you
>>151176009Penn State lost to the worst P4 program with a coaching staff that was led by a guy who didn't even know how the headset worked pre-game. Yeah nobody is ever overcoming that for KWABOTY, possibly KWABOTD (decade). I mean what the actual fuck.
>>151175949I might see the start of the news 3-4 times a month. It's always a shooting in the hood and then an update about the shooting in the hood 3 weeks ago where 2 blacks were arrested for it. It's comical.
>>151176078
>>151176061I'm sorry but UCLA is going to be bowl-eligible at the end of the year and Penn State will finish 5-7 senpai
>>151176057*President Trump is for Israel
Carson Beck looks like your average meth junkie
>>151176057This was an absolute banger political ad
>>151176097Penn State will be like 9-3 and people will be unironically shilling for them to get in the playoffs.
>>151176078I pick but never eat...
>>151176057Kamala is for they/them.President Trump is for (((they/them))).
>>151176193>>151176193>>151176193>>151176193>>151176193>>151176193
>>151175997Also black
>>151176137I got proofs senpaiPenn StateW NorthwesternL IowaL Ohio StateL IndianaL Michigan StateW NebraskaL RutgersScreencap this my dude
>>151176137so what any team is better than a SEC team getting in like before the NIL money was legal
>>151176175I wrap my finger in a kleenex condom and go digging.
>>151176007>MOTOR THE BOAT
>>151175003oregon in the b1g championship
>>151176202was she like black black or a mulattress?
>>151175889great moving but hated the ending
>>151176228>Brings up the SEC unpromptedmany such cases
>>151176264She looked pretty black. It was in the ghetto.
Come on CU get it together
>>151176563Coach Primate
>>151176615fuck off you unoriginal bastard
>>151176681And there it is
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
