my penis is thicker than patchy's legs
damn this sucks THUNDEROUS BOOS
Janny is being an huge faggot my JJ thread was a peach.
Patchy "The Sloth" Mix
>sign smellator>become smellatorWhat was Daner thinking?
They used to be friends
How this doo get a monster sponsor
AGPkalaev is done for
this is the thread
>>151174452Proof my nigga?
I'm 100% subcontinental Indian, yet I have an 8" penis. Feelsgoodman
Pissy Shit needs to be cut
extra extra! asshit bitch getting KWAB'd by unranked nobody!
what are those circular things on patchy's back?
>this card
>>151174474This picture is a million times better than the current "fight"
>>151174491Not like there's a choice!
OHHHH HE LAID ON THE LAST MINUTE CAN SUBSTITUTION JOBBER FOR THE 29-28 VICTORY!!!! TRULY THE SMELLATOR GOAT!!!!
Megamind ahh bih
What a bum show
i think the other guy won
>>151174474You can't count for shit retard
Damn I saw his cock
If Patchy was Muslim they'd be calling him ELITE.WHOA WHAT A ONE SIDED DISPLAY OF DOMINANCE
>be winning>jump gilly>losepolish iq ladies and gents
>>151174516me when I spill the ketchup
>>151174508cupping marks
>>151174508they heat glass cups and place them on the skin and the suction makes that mark
Mom walked in
patchy mix sucks so fucking bad
>>151174490HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
now THIS is the thread
>>151174508He's been cupping. It's a meme thing athletes do because it supposedly improves blood circulation
>>151174543
>>151174474Hot. Makes me want to stroke my penis repeatedly until white stuff comes out.
>>151174490
sharty mix
Fuck Smellator
how much did poofc pay for patchy mix?
Patchy "Steele" Mix
I thought the Polish guy won R2.
Buffalo 1Poland 0
the level of mma skill on this card has been fucking abysmal
Patchy just needs to shave his head, grow an abe Lincoln beard and he'll be the next superstar
>>151174486Yoo wtf is up with Artems arms lmao
>>151174583Don't do it brother that's satanic.
How tf does this happen nigga
>>151174592About treefiddy
these prelims kinda suck I'm just waiting witness ateba kill a man today
>>151174592nothing but he gets free entry to all ppvs (that he's on)
this guy was a champion? lmfao
>bellator champion
>>151174508Branding marks from Jewish Ari
Bellator's GOAT just went tooth and nail with some random Polish albino
robbery
well it's over, and that's a good thing
what a banger this is why i watch ufc
lmao
Black dude got robbed but posting it anywayhttps://youtu.be/wGeFVtLo1RA
The polack looks blacker than Patchy.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DECISIONY
How do you score this like actually? Who tf won?
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SMELLATOR HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAAHHAA
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
oh they actually gave him the second round, surprisingly good decisionhe's still retarded though
FUCK YES, GET FUCKED PATCHY YOU LITTLE COCKSUCKER
Its over
Patchy didn't get the memo that only Muslims are allowed to lay and pray
>>151174606well head strikes make you smarter so overall the entire sport will continue to get higher IQ
Lmao cut Patchy Bitch
robbed
KWABPATCHY IS GETTING CUT
A truly ultimate fight.
>FUCK YOU PATCHY MIX
honestly i agree. patchy was doing no damage
patchy is getting cut right? maybe one more fight in the early prelims of a fight night, right?
Rigged bullshit
KWAB
i tried a new technique with my french fries tonight and it made me take a huge patchy mix in the till
CLINT DOWN 6 FIGURES ON MMA AHAHAHAHA
They'll give him a third fight. What BS.
Doo is pogging his brains out
ahahahahahah
BASED JUDGES
AHBAHAHAH THEY HATE PATCHY MIX
Patchy should be cut and then charlie kirked by the ufc
HELLO EVERYONE :DDDD
>>151174702i saved your gif
Khamzat esque performance from Patchy
>>151174708Actually he improved a lot this fight and he didn't look too bad. I'm looking forward to his next fight.
glad RDR won
>You now remember when people rated PFL/Bellator fighters and said they could hang with the ranked UFC fighters. >You now remember people hyping Patchy Mix (20-1 champion of Bellator)
Magomed Ankalaev vs. Alex PereiraMerab Dvalishvili vs. Cory SandhagenJiri Prochazka vs. Khalil Rountree Jr.Josh Emmett vs. Youssef ZalalAbus Magomedov vs. Joe Pyfer
He's not even proud.
>>151174723tell me your technique>>151174720they'll keep him for 1 or 2 moreI think they like him
AnkalaevDvalishviliRountreeEmmett Pyfer
ok can we stop the smellator meme nowits clear theyre not very good fighters
>>151174751i saved it too
patchy is super hated, and rightfully so. guy got booed against fucking bautista
he hurt him pretty bad to the body in round 2 but they usually dont weigh that on the scorecards unless they actually get dropped
>0-2
Lmao, patchy can only beat turbomanlets
>>151174474why are women incapable of being whores?
Poa-cucks on Reddit are already mentally preparing to lose. They can’t even stand behind their idol. Pathetic https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1ny7qfz/regardless_of_the_outcome_today_this_guy_will/
They learned how to pronounce Wiklacz well enough, but still can't pronounce Jiri
shatpee dicks is the type of fighter that gets cut after a win, absolutely fucking godawful boring bum, i expect ufc to get rid of him asapthe pole is dogshit too
>>151174676first round for Wikłaczsecond round for mix but it was closethird round for mix
Soooooo does Patchy switch genders and try to win a fight at women's 135??? His career is pretty much over.
>Yeah, I don't care how that fight looked, the Bellator guy ain't winning. Tell em to change the cards.
Yucko Viquatch lmaoDana finds these people living in tents
Monster exes will not be happy about this one
why do these commentary faggots think Patchy won ? he didn't do shit even when he was on top, the polish fag was doing more than him
>>1511747256 figures? jesus
featherweight AJ McKee would run the division everyone knows that
>>151174797suck a dick faggot
>>151174774fuck MAYBE, he needs to go all out in his next fight and not try to win via lay and pray. If not the PFL can add him to their rankings
>>151174774instead of presoaking them for an hour i tried putting them under running water for 5ish min. didnt work lol
Not a robbery. Patchy deserved to lose that one. Embarrassing. You can't be crying robbery over such a pathetic, low level performance. Hilarious that he now lost to an unranked guy. How can he get any worse?
DC is so shamelessly biased towards Black American wrestlers. The second round could have gone either way, Patchy didn't 'clearly win' you fat fuck
>>151174764>le 32 year old prospectMaybe he can beat a newcomer in a few more fights
>>151174780based
>>151174790They know he has zero chance. The Pooatan meme is over. He's too old and slow.
This proves once and for allKSW > Bellator
>>151174822He won.
Just how fucking overratywas Demetrius Johnson
>>151174769AnkMerabJerryZalal the halal bossman(I shit on) Abus
>>151174769Magomed AnkalaevCory SandhagenJiri ProchazkaJosh Emmett Abus Magomedov
>>151174790how about you stay there
>>151174855unironically, but you guys have a massive steroid issue
>>151174769AnkMerbTreeJoshBus
>>151174766Bellator has had a few fighter who could be top 5 in a UFC division.Prime chandler, MVP, Diego Lima, to name a few.
>>151174769AnkMerabJiriEmmettMagomedov
How long till the first non-dogshit fight starts
>>151174822rogan hates Polish fighters, they acted like jizzy was winning when Janek raped him.
MerGOD Dvalishwilly
is shrimpy really the only stream left?
>>151174899Your boy wasn't even proud. He knew he deserved to lose.
>>151174827over the years clint is down 6 figures he put 7% of his total bankroll on mix vs bautista and about 13% was anchored on him this week, also lost 7% twice on jiri vs alex and 7% on hill vs alex
>>151174888Turn on your TV
>>151174858in what way did he win?
>>151174790You're rooting for Ankatroon
Man I'm going to sleep so I can regret watching F1 tomorrow
>>151174839oh kek thought you had something good for me lad>>151174837I don't see him going all out honestlyThis was a pretty friendly matchup if you look at it. Even the Mario fight. Yeah it's not easy but considering the level people thought he was at, a win would have put him into title contention. This fight he got a debutant from a lesser promotion than the one he came from and still couldn't perform. I feel like they wanted to give him decent matchups but he's not what they expected
>>151174906viprow
can't believe i actually like a crotchsniffer but merab has managed to win me over
>>151174859Back then, DJ was the only truly high level martial artist in 125, everyone else was just bums too small to fight in any other weight class. The current 125 top 5 would handle him
>>151174822Joe Rogan is a fraud. I'm surprised people think he's an MMA expert
>>151174888After this next gookcan fight there's a BBC squash match and then the real fights start.
>>151174917In the way of fighting.
>>151174906Opposite of Streamwest
>>151174912It's been on, and it's been all dogshit
>>151174508you dont want no part of this shit dewey
>>151174888Perry vs Stephens will be on in like 30 bings
>>151174885Wrong. Maybe MVP. That's it. If you actually think Chandler hangs in the top 5 or even top 10 you're an idiot.
Mix won on MMA Decisions 12-5.
>>151174909He lost the third roubd but won the first on and the second could go either way, you can call it a robbery but it was a lot closer than joe faggot probably made it out to be.
>>151174790go back
>>151174929Yikes
>>151174906blud is a legit retard
>>151174885They have been giving MVP the absolute most favorable matchups they canIn his entire UFC run the only guy willing to wrestle with him was fucking Ian Garry and not a single fighter he's fought has been willing to kick his leg despite MVP being famously weak to leg kicks
>>151174769Alex PereiraMerab DvalishviliJiri ProchazkaJosh EmmettAbus Magomedov
dana just called me told me he's paid off Patchy to look shit to make PFLator look stupid
What is going on there? Did lil Joey get Megan another nosejob?
>>151174930>I don't see him going all out honestlyhe NEEDS to do something in his next fight or his career is over. He didn't even max out what he could have made in the ufc, its sad really
>>151174885i think chandler has proven very well that he has never been a top 5 ufc fighter
>>151174960Oh fuck yeah I forgot about that
>>151174951the people that cupped him shot fent and died or what?
>>151174984they don't need to pay off patchy to do that
>>151174769Alex PereiraMerab DvalishviliJiri ProchazkaYoussef ZalalAbus Magomedov
>>151174951Godlike circulation on that lad
>>151174769Magomed AnkalaevCory SandhagenJiri ProchazkaYoussef ZalalJoe Pyfer
>>151174967how did MMA Joey score it?
Thinking of putting a cheeky tenner on Busthagen for fun. Those odds are so good.
guys quick i need fast ways to improve my fight IQ
>>151174949Now turn it back off faggit
>>151174990his ufc career will be done but like you said pfl will prob grab himhis best hope is they give him a complete layup with negative grappling. i don't see him looking good though but just doing what's expected
>>151175009Reminder that Mario Bautista used Patchy Mix as a speed bag for 3 entire rounds
Corey "Canman" Sandhagen spoils an otherwise stacked card. The dude just can't win important fights. He lacks the will of the warrior.
>>151174979Most fighters are low iq retards and actually get suckered into MVP's snake charming bullshit
post asian girls
>>151174769ankalaevmerabjirizalalpyfer
>>151174997He's a special case. He was getting it done multiple times a week and it turned necrotic.
>>151174951What is this?
>>151175017Justin Gaethje
Willycat
>>151174930the best is presoak, parboil w/ vinegar & a tiny bit of baking soda, freeze, double fry. But I cant be bothered to do all that most of the time
zombie jr. is a pretty gay name. like make your own bones nigga, dont trade on another fighter's reputation
>>151174969No Patchy outstruck in the second and shouldnt have won. Wiclacz knew it that's why he literally wasn't even happy.
>>151175031then do the hokey pokeyand turn yourself around
>>151175010Perfect level of stoned and drunk where I cracked the fuck up at this pic haha fuck I hate how politics has infiltrated every aspect of existence
Not a single thought behind those eyes
He beat THE Jeka Saragih???????
>>151174769PoatanMerabJiříZalalJoe "My tummy hurts" Pyfer
>>151175074it's ok if the guy coaches/trains you tho
I AM ILLEGALLY STREAMING THE UFC FUCK YOU STARMER AND DANA
Women's knuck is better than all wmma and ufc men's flyweight
>>151175017micro fracture skull repeatedly
>>151175055what happens if you fuck up what patchy does
>this ps1/2 music while on break on espn
E OH AAAAAAAAYE OH AAAAAAAAYZOMBIEZOMBIEEEZOMBIEEEEEE EH EH EHHH
>>151175110HOLY BASED
>>151175092*hits bong*brazza what if muhammad was, like, alive now brazza
IN YOUR HEAAAAAAAADIN YOUR HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE
>>151174769PereiraMerabJiriZalalAbus
>>151175110Sending 15 IDF soldiers to your home
>>151175077Read what I wrote again, I agree he shouldn't win but it was closer than joe rogan probably made it out to be.
>>151175074Nah, it's cool, he's literally training and working with this guy.He should wait till like his 10th or 15th win to start walking out to Zombie though. Little too much hype for this early in his career.
Joe Pooper was unironically getting flushed by Asstlebum.
there's never been a good asian fighter in the ufc
>>151174769Magomed AnkalaevMerab DvalishvilliJiri ProchazskaYoussef ZalalAbus Magomedov
>kills the inbred jewish dagaystani rat>moves up and kills Tomaka Tardspinall>retires as the GOAT of combat artsTrust the plan
>>151174878>>151174971You have to be such a pathetic faggot to cling to “I won’t look at Reddit even to make fun of them” as some form of “status” or “accomplishment”. Have another drink to drown that misery and dust the Cheeto crumbs off your fat bitch tits
>>151175110I‘m telling
>>151174769Chama-broMerabJiriEmmetAbus
>>151175106you want to make your own name, just like zombie did. it'd be as corny as if nemkov went by "the new emperor" or something
>>151175156Sakuraba you pleb
God this is so BORING
>>151175037he can make money fighting in the regionals if the pfl doesn't take him, otherwise some dead end job is the final option
>>151175145with their tanksand their bombsthey're still dyingIN YOOOOOOR HEEEEAAADDD
>>151175168I just want you to know I didn't read this post
Ankalaev is simply Poatan's Buster Douglas
>>151175150K den.
>>151175168You really need to go back this is embarrassing
>>151175156I love cute asian girls so much bros…
Perry and Stephens will save the night
Patchy should have never thrown that monster can Ari will now be happy about this one
>>151175017One word: Chael Sonnen
Juice on you?
>>151175149jokes on you, walkway made from superglued pennies
>>151175190I'd bust in Douglas
>>151175084JD Vance memes are pretty funny
this dude better be good if he's taking the name Korean Zombie Jr
>>151175110BUT YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN THE DISNEY+ WITH UFC 320 BUNDLE FOR ONLY $79.99
K Pop Heemon Hunter
>>151175210Almost there knuck bro
>>151175156What did you just say, roundeye?
>>151175156I thought some chinese lady was supposed to be good
>>151175173Yeah you do but paying homage is alright I reckon. You do it early then change up when you get a bit more notoriety >>151175181pfl will take him, he's still a nameunless he left on bad termsthen he can go to some meme promotion that pops up randomly like gfl did
Santos has the head shape of a midget
>>151175010I hope Vance is president just for shit like this
The korean zombie is back?
I AM YOO AND HE IS MI
>>151175156wait until Kody Steele's next fight
Patchy genuinely fucking sucks. They said he'd submit him but he doesn't know how to do anything.
>we'll be asking the questions old man who are you>yuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU4lYcN6zEY
>>151175247>like gfl didwhat could have been
YOOOO>gong noise
hmmm confucious say hype train finna derail
>>151175156okami was my nigga
>>151175235a name like Song Yadong sounds almost offensive.
GET TAUNTED ON SPIC
>taunt>get taken down
DJ was a fucking fraud fighting landscapers and plumbers
>>151174769PereiraMerabJiriZalalAbus\o/
WHATS IN YOUR ASS
>>151175188You read every word of it and felt bad because you are currently drinking and snacking. And have never kissed a girl.
>miss spinny shit>get taunted>crotchsniffstory loss
fun fighter getting smudged shocker
>lose fight>start hugginggay
>>151174423Fuck Dana
santos just button mashing
Koreans are based wtf
CUT SANTOS
>>151175354>you read every wordstopped there
homie if you're an unranked bum, please do not prioritize crowd work
>>151175341a GI Joeand knowing is half the battle
>>151175341JUDEN
>the way to beat wrestling fags is to ignore them when they're hugging youkek who knew
>>151175341shalom
santos looks like a little angry t-rex
If you watch any fights others than the 3 biggest fights on the top of the main card you an omega virgin
Literally all Koreans except zombie are bums
Santos won the round. Commentary exists to misguide.
>>151174508cupping marks which means he's washedwhen fighters get old and slow they turn to cupping to increase blood flow, but it just means you should bet against them
Yeah Powerslap is way better than this shit. Jose Quinones would sleem both these guys
Yoo is fucking based I don't care that he sucks
(Yoo) are winning the story!
is this korean guy handsome or am I just too used to seeing more feminine asian men
This guy really thinks he's hot shit
>>151175377He got one of the biggest heems of the year in his last fight, he's allowed
>>151175417He is the pupil of Zombie
GAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>151175417koreans suck at fighting
>This might be the guy
>>151175433hes a good looking guy
TKZ is such a terrible fucking coach and he gets away with it because of his reputation
>>151175433you secretly watch ladyboy porn
gooks lmao
HAND DOWN MAN DOWN YOU KNOW THE RULES
HEEEM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151175374>desperately seeking (You)s then pathetically pretends he doesn’t actually read them No wonder girls don’t want to kiss you
You can play the joker, but don't be surprised if you are made the fool
>>151175443Its just been revoked
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Bitches be mad.
Zombie Jr noooooooooooo
>>151175173ok he has to give up the Zombie name now
>>151175418These guys are unbearable HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMM (while countdown)
koreabros we got too cocky
Lmao
>>151175156SHH
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Lmao Korean BUMSCountry of BUMS
I knew this was gonna happen, gook spammed emotes too much
And that's why he shouldn't be walking out to Zombie yet.
HAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAH
HEEEEEEM
I knew it.
LMAO ASIANS CANNOT HEEEEEEEEEEEM
FUCK
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM>>151175476>desperately seeking yousstopped there
Yoo got Mii'd
Kek
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOL KOREAN GUY!!!
>>151175178UFC Ultimate Japan Heavyweight Tournament Champion Kazushi Sakuraba?
HEEM FRAUD CHECKY
HAHAHAH OH NO NO NO NO NO
mcgregor wannabes getting fucked lately
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Asians simply cannot fight.
"Junior" is for sure. this dude is a zombie like the ones on the walking dead where they're made of jelly
Yeah that's what I thoughtHe was willfully backing himself against the fence and was over relying on the low guardAll Santos had to do was punch in combination and follow through and he would trap him against the wall
I mean the Korean dude didn't move his head at all. Asians just can't fight. 3 billion people and they're all worthless.
PERRY VS STEPHENS NEXTAPPROX 10-15 BINGS
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO
>>151175526Nah I meant Jon Sakuraba from Denver.
>Taunt >Get heemed
>>151175535Topuriaxisters...
>YOOOOOOOOOOOu>SUCK(you)
(Yoo) Lose
that's why you don't showboat in your second ufc fight
He should have tried samurai stoicism instead. asians absorb too much karma, they cannot taunt without severe consequences
where tf is doo ho choi
>>151175545what’s your worth lil nigga?
K-bros….is the ride over?
>>151175545Japan is good at boxing though be it
>>151175544Aaron Pico
HEEEEEEEM
ASIANS CANT FIGHT
Zombie Jr. indeed.
the hue missed weight by 9 pounds to get the advantage
why isn't there a single good asian fighter? is it genetics? i mean you have wieli but that's wmma
>>151175577We still have K Pop girls to goon over
I need a Comfort Woman after that heem.
that korean guy thought it was a TKD match
>>151175548>27 combined UFC losses
korean should stick to twinkmaxxing
>>151175560Asians just can't fight for shit. That's why their women belong to other races.
we need a based korean sambo fighter
>>151175464Secretly?
Got rice bitch, got rice?
Fucking manlets always fucking win it's not fair
>>151175578boxing is not fighting
why the fuck does the hotter cooler guy always lose? fuck this shit
>>151175526he defeated the great Marcus Silveira and also Marcus Silveira to earn that title
Zombie got his nickname because he was pretty much impossible to hurt, you can't use his name if one left hook floors you
kinda of funny that the best asian is jiri
CHUTE BOXE
>>151175577nah paprika just got a 4k release
>>151175611Yoooooo my guy took me back to 2005 battleground or whatever the site was
these korean guys actually have potential but they literally all copy TKZ's style which didn't even work in his own heyday let alone now the only successful korean fighter is the iron turtle and also the only guy who actually doesn't fight like a retard
I haven’t watched heems in awhile. Am I crazy or does Joe look like complete shit right now?
Ateba Abega is the future. Prepare to get BBC'd
>>151175641I need to get this
>>151175374Kissless
>>151175603you are a homosexual
>>151175589Chinese and Thai just don't give a shit about MMA, no excuse for nips and gooks though.
>>151175621This is not a sport about who attracts the pussy, it’s the sport about who’s more capable of rape
we're about to witness a murder in this next fight
Shitto Box
>>151175652his hand was nowhere near his face when he got clipped if they can't even strike they have absolutely zero potential
who the hell is Holly Madison bro
>>151175665he said nothing wrong
Korean Zombie was Dawn of the Dead remakeZombie Jr. is Walking Dead season 3
>>151175540>t. not a Brit in the southeast Asian theater of WWII
>"Pung Hoo Kung Loo Sung Suk Zing from BTS can't even win a fixed match-up after spamming the taunt button"Better stay playing Starcraft faggots
>>151175664ok I read this one
The problem with the Chutebox guys and the Brazilians in general is they always win when you want them to lose, and lose when you want them to win
zombie got too cocky
up next we have two africans
>>151175652A lot of these asian guys have the same problem as the mexicans.They give more weight and value to looking like tough guys not afraid to take a hit than to skill.
>>151175641that Japanese though also perfect blue and millenium actress are better
>>151175693one of hugh hefner's heifers
>stars are out tonight>bitch I don't know but I looked at her titsthanks
IF YOU DON'T KNOW...NOW YOU KNOW.
>>151175641just eat onions and listen to trance type crap and you too can turn trans watching that shit
>>151175666>Chinese just don't give a shit about MMAit shows
All I could think while watching the fight was that this doo's ring craft sucked and he was going to get heemed if he kept trying to defend by backing up instead of blocking punches and then he immediately died because he just refused to have his hands up lmao
They literally picked some professional dog groomer to face Ateba. Reminds me of when they had that lawn care company guy fight Bo.
Knuck bros. Perry up next
>>151175697Yeah, whatever that's supposed to mean.
a foine little bogglin
boobs
>>151175717I still don't knowm
>>151175691that's because you don't have the sight b, nothing personal
>>151174769Magomed AnkalaevMerab DvalishviliJiri ProchazkaYoussef ZalalAbus Magomedov
>>151175698They play league of faggots now
>>151175732is knuck on? thanks
Yeah, I’m thinking we can easily heem China, trump should just do it
>>151175713it's true (perfect blue is getting a remaster + cinema release soon too)
>>151175697japan lost thoughbeit
>>151175727Weili board faggot. Go back to r/thughrose
i like watching poatan fight, but putting him in the GOAT discussion was always kinda ridiculous, man got turbo heemed by izzy
>>151175747What the fuck happened to culture?
Sadly Ankalaev will win. These dagestanis just can't lose... His only loss was a fluke to Paul Craig
we can all agree that Pereira losing is BETTER for the sport since he's a 100% white belt grapplelet and him being a champ in the biggest fighting organization of all time is a black mark on its credibility, right? especially with morans crowning him as an ATG
>>151175727nooooooo my wife.... beautiful zei li...
>>151175758they were winning until they lost b
anyone got a knuck stream?
>>151175782Not only will Ankalaev lose, but he will be mobilized afterwards
This is the last fight before the main card and the front row is fucking empty...
>>151175727bald lady definitely practiced that setup. very tricky
meanwhile in BKFC
it would unironically improve Japan if they converted to islam
flashy gook
>>151175782They'll lose more often imo now that Khabib is the head coach. He's much much worse than fazza was and his poor advice and gameplanning legit made Umar lose to Merab.
Heem science: It's a fact that Asians evolved with minimalized facial surface area due to their populations originating from people who inhabited cold temperatures, which means they have less surface area to absorb tjhe punch, the brain is not protected by stronger ridges and points like other races. Combined with other physical factors, this is why asians are the most heemed.
>>151175778>putting him in the GOAT discussion Nobody actually argued for that seriously right? Its just a meme?
>>151175778two div champ automatically puts you in the convo for it. obviously there are currently better candidates but he still has a few fights left in him and could really solidify something with a win tonight.
>>151175758We fucked their Sissy Sushi Bussys
>>151175652>they literally all copy TKZ's style which didn't even work in his own heyday let alone nowyeah TKZ won in spite of it not because. that plodding, walk forward style with their head on the center line where they're just trying to pick their power shots is honestly an embarrassment
>>151175747I despise them but I won't wish such suffering upon them
>>151175804to be fair, i'd go take a piss and maybe get a hot dog right now knowing that the next fight is a literal can crushing
>>151175819que onda weon
>>151175812that's fucking great
>>151174769Alex PereiraMerab DvalishviliJiri ProchazkaJosh EmmettJoe Pyfer
>>151175812hahahahahah that is so based!
A HECKIN' BUS!!!!
>>151175787Guru was saying this when Alex was beating guys like Jiri and Jamahal, but he started bitching as soon as the well rounded MMA fighter Magomed Ankalaev beat him
Why are there no fighters that match Baki character's energy?
ngubu is in mma now?
>>151174769Big AnkMerabJiriEmmettPyfer
>rogan drinking a sipwtf he's just like me
>>151175812lmao>open stream of it>see conor this bitch
>>151175812wtf is that?
JEREMY STEPHENS WALKING OUT NOWJEREMY STEPHENS WALKING OUT NOWJEREMY STEPHENS WALKING OUT NOWGET IN HERE KNUCKCHADS
>>151175868wtf you're just like me
>>151175851Guru's a moran, why bother giving him any attention
>>151175812BKFC is the spiritual successor of 90s UFC
>>151175842wena
>>151175779Blizzard completely and utterly fucked up marketing SC2 to the gooks despite all the money they threw around and did everything in their power to undermine the existing SC1 scene, so that left a vacuum for MOBA shit to fill.
>>151175872Ankle monitor. For criminals on parole
>>151175812kek
josh emmett's father is fighting in bkfc now
>>151175868>>151175877i had one yesterday
>>151175827it's a shame because they've actually constructed a good talent pipeline and it's all for nothing
killers row, what a prospect
Alex losing is better because Alex winning means he's going to fight Jon Jones at the White House and lose in 5 seconds because Alex can't defend a takedown.
Best part of knuck is the lack of drug testing
>>151175895mobas are dead now though
>>151175905lmao, as expected from the only fans fed
>>151175895Fucking Blizzard, fucking Activision, fucking piece of shit Microsoft. Can't have anything these days.
I have a white monster in the fridge, when should I *crack* it open?
Infiltration > Flash > Faker
>>151175853that shit doesn't work
No one likes Pereira
I have a feeling trusting vines is going to sleep
>>151175868Monster energy is owned by billionaire jews
Mobas aren’t gonna help you win the next war, we heem China then heem Korea easily
>2 black guys What's the point of watching this?
>>151175941ofc its IsraelLOL
Pure blooded African warrior vs American slave stock
perry's looking good
>>151175953This might come as a surprise to you, but everything in the world is owned by billionaire jews.
>>151175953that and almost everything else
>>151175953keep crying
>>151175917>his 3 UFC wins were 0-8 in the UFCGrim. He's facing a Walmart employee tonight so I don't think we're going to see the upset.
>>151175961Come watch knuck bro
YEAH BROI'M GONNA GETBUCKED UP
buck vs buck
>>151175927i think you're mistakenjon isn't going to take the tom fight and he sure as fuck isn't going back down to fight ank so he'll fight alex off a loss in heavyweight instead win or lose it doesn't change for alex
>>151175941Is this related to shrimp?
>>151175853Gay rapists?
>>151175987real?
>>151175948cope
>>151175973Red bull is not.
>>151175953So is UFC
COPELANDSEETHELAND
>every loss was a KO/TKO in round 1wonder what's about to happen
GOOBY IN THE CAGEGOOBY IN THE CAGE
>>151175987It's called mandingo fighting, watch Django unchained
>>151175995Cope, yes it is
>>151175961its a clash of african tribes
>mandingo fightingWhat did Dana mean by this?
>>151175977keep giving money to people who hate you for a beverage that gives you gall stones
>>151175844Is this Relic if he shaved?
>>151175953>hilton schlosberg
Can some brazilian tell me the song that was playing at end of santos interview?I know it but I don't remember it desu
>>151175853Jiri???????????????Turns into Jobber the second he fights top autistic grappurers after fighting Yetis in Afghanistan since childhood>...>"He's strong">"The real deal"
>>151175959The wars of the future will be fought by robots and it will be your job to build and maintain those robots.
>>151176011No its not.
still not feeling hungry enough to have my fight snacks i've been looking forward to them all week this sucks so bad ;_;
knuck is giving me chills...
>all that grey in their beardsBros... we're getting so fucking old
>>151175821the /pol/ chinese webms also say a lot about their spacial orientation ability
why is the ufc too poor for this?
>>151176038It will be won by men and Asians are half the men everyone else is
>>151176049you don't get it bro, I have to reach my gloved hand into the high speed machineryI have to do it
new>>151176055>>151176055>>151176055
>>151175990Yujiro is not gay, his testosterone is so high that everyone is a woman compared to him.
>>151175994no aura
>>151176065They have to maximize shareholder value
>>151176045must be fator dying from cancer if thats the issue tonight
Megan just isn't the same. Her focus isn't there. Should have aborted.
>>151176019I'm jewish retard
Did i imagine it or did Mike perry meet his wife when she was still underage?
>>151175961It's Cain vs Abel. Man at its most primitive.
>>151176038no it will be fought by men like me in supersoldier exoskeletons
>>151176091Are you just thinking of Pat Barry and Rose?
>>151176086We know kike. And you'll be one of the first to go in the oven
>>151175994literal oni
KNUCK KINOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151176065link pls
>>151176130Yeah sure, 2 more weeksJust keep Trump in power so he lets us bomb Gaza and you can say anything you want
perry is so much bigger
>>151176091Kek thats just a coincidence that their names sound similar
>6'4" giganigga middleweightkill this thing
wtf was that
RIGGED FUCK THIS SHIT
>>151176164Keep believing you're safe.
That was like watching a gazelle get thrown in to a cage with a lion
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nice sport you have there fellas.
any nigger that loves his mom and family is a good one in my book. deserved win.
Joe doesn't seem to understand that vines just gave up and pretended to be heemed
>>151176233Yeah I'm super scaredJust keep being useful to us
nice dive
>>151176213pressed his carotid artery for a millisecond and he fainted
>>151176310Times change. You had a good run.
>>151176153corny
>>151176356Not as long as Trump is in powerTrump 2028You'll make it happen for us
>>151176421You keep telling yourself that. As you power slips away every day.
>>151176383We don’t our posts here.
>>151176538>As you power slips awayKWAB so angry you can't type correctly anymoreProbably can't see the keys through the tears in your eyes
>>151176569Your still here? Oy very you're seething. I speak the truth and it makes you sad lol
>>151176696Your still here? Oy very you're seething. I speak the truth and it makes you sad lol
>>151174769>poatan>merab>jiri>zala>pyfer
>>151174769Alex PereiraCory SandhagenJiří ProcházkaYoussef ZalalJoe Pyfer
FUCK Sacramento. Bunch of SLACK JAWED FAGGOTS!!!!! including Josh that little faggot manlet.
