stop talking about anal sex you fucking deviants Previous: >>151176193
Reffies took the Over in the FSU gameThey're throwing flags over bullshit to give FSU a touchdown
so anyways remember to have your girl get an enema or some other kind of prep before you stick it in her butt, or you'll get shit everywhere
1st for da u
Allenby is cute. Cute!
>>151179482Been there
my gators will either go 2-10 or make the playoffs
Texas will be ranked ~15 and Florida will be ranked 25.
Colorado bros, this isn't looking good.Is there any way to the Big XII Championship?
Is it really that fucking hard for these fucking defenders to stop running in a straight line and break their feet down and make Castenellos choose to run one way or the other or make a shity pass? Instead of just whiffing him and giving him 10 free yards. Jesus Christ. This shit angers me.
>>151179482i prefer to simply not engage in degenerate behavior.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!
Can we be done with the running QB meme? Maybe blacks weren't meant to play quarterback?
>>151179513The end of this game has been an embarrassment.
>>151179482Rather just stick to her vagene desu senpai.Yes even when she's bleeding.
>>151179482it amazes me that women don't understand this. why would you have sex knowing you have shit in your ass unless you are a scat fetishist
>>151179516All 3 refs were like "he hit him too hard!"
TCU just scoredFire coach prime
>>151179516not seeing a penalty here...
my boy coach prime just needs more time(and another heisem winner tier player that plays on both sides)
Coach Prime ate another loss
>fsu kicks a FG
>Cryami is officially the best team in Florida
>>151179494Yes, yes... HOWEVER; Rain was best girl.
>>151179550>>151179560>>151179574Coach Primate
>>151179482Last time I fucked a girl in the ass we were drunk and she literally sprayed shit everywhere. It was absolutely disgusting.
>>151179454Spearing. 15 yards.
>>151179546probably think that if they already took their daily dump they're in the clear don't realize how much residual shit is around the inside
>>151179226had momentum and thought he could put the game away with a big brain 4D chess call
>>151179510Nope, too many teams to hop.
>>151179606>>151179574And there it is.
>>151179626lucky
primatebros..
The refs must be absolutely seething rn, Miami winning despite all the phantom calls against them.
>>151179559do you not see his head turn around from the facemask grab
>miami are frauds too
Cristobal excusing away his shitty ass coaching when they have the lead.
If Cincy plays like they did today their sched is not bad. Okies and Frogs on the road isn't the worst draw, tho Utes will be tough. Rest they get at Nippert. Their offense is really fucking good, except for that rusty early 1st game against a quality Husker team.
>>151179686we would all rather hit left than right correct?
>>151179686
>Join ICE commercial during the Kal gamelel
>>151179606
>>151179688this looks cringe, but I don't even know what is going on so I don't know if it's possibly based.
Do I watch any of the late games or should I get some sleep?
>Flipping channels now that Canes won>Duke vs Commiforniais this really the best we got for late night pigskin, bros?
I think it's truly over for penn state. Their only chance to make playoffs would involve beating osu
>>151179522virgin
refbros surely we could have called a penalty on that kneeldown
>>151179718duke cal game is breddy good so far
>>151179718I am watching the end of the Mariners vs Tigers game. Tied going into the bottom of the 9th.
>>151179696no you homo
Cincinnati is going to be ranked instead of my Huskers and that will perturb me.
>>151179731>you need to get shit on your dick because... because okay???you are a faggot and i say this as a bisexual
>>151179670>vs Baylor>@ Utah>vs Arizona >vs BYU>@ TCUBrutal. Especially @ Utah and TCU. Gonna be a hard row to hoe tbqh.
>>151179737right starfishes and is probably more of a whore than leftand my homosexuality has nothing to do with this
>>151179670Nebraska is the only team that's been able to slow down the Cincinnati offense. It was one thing against Bowling Green, but after what they did to Iowa State it's probably worth considering that Nebraska is better than people think. Their only L is a close game w/Michigan.
the secret to anal is pounding her vaginally but with a butt plug
Aggies 5-0 for the first time since 2016!
>>151179733yeah but >we're tired
>>151179810wow that's super cool how'd that season end for them?>8-4oh....
so what happened in the cal vs san diego state game?
anyone gotten ghost of yotei yet? is it any good?
You know its going to be a wild one when you hitting it dog style and spread those cheeks and she got one of them dark racoon eye buttholes. It's usually game on. Start thumbing that thing and see what happens.
>>151179810I really thought Piss State would give you guys a tough game. They're not terrible, that was a good win tonight.
>>151179688glad most of my teachers were relatively normal fucks.
>>151179806vibrator.Drives 'em crazy
>>151179764You're bisexual and you prefer not to engage in degenerate behavior? I'm not judging but you're confusing me.
duke vs cal seems like a football matchup that never needs to happen. what's even the point?
>>151179806this is correct btwanal has little to offer besides additional vaginal stimulation unless said girl is in the 5% who are anal whores
is it true that gay men have worms in their assholes/penises?
>>151179839surely you werent expecting something other than 8-4?
>>151179688graphic design is so fucking gay
>>151179844haven't played it yet but it looks like Tsushima but better from what I've seen and heard
>>151179929some anon will tell you that the ACC is making all kinds of money because they now control the San Fran TV market.
>>151179860They did for a half. But Elko actually makes adjustments unlike other Aggie headcoaches
>>151179959Yes, they also tend to lose control over their bowls so they end up needing to wear diapers.
>>151179876i'm bisexual because i like twinks and penises, not because i like getting poop on my dick. frotting is the superior sexual act
>>151179959hate to break it to you bud, but the majority of the posters in this thread have parasites in their digestive tract. maybe not in the asshole specifically, and likely not the dick (like homos), but most of us got worms.
>>151179959pinworms probably. I had them when I was a kid and they're gross and a bitch to get rid of.of course my excuse was I was a kid and kids are supposed to be disgusting little shits. a grown man has no excuse
Ohio StateOregonMiamiOle MissOklahomaTexas A&MIndianaAlabamaTexas TechGeorgiaLSUTennesseeGeorgia TechMissouriMichiganNotre DameVirginiaIowa StateIllinoisBYUVanderbiltTexasArizona StateSouth FloridaPenn State
>>151180053
>>151179653Nope. Clean play.
>>151180053>frottingmost likely a mistake for asking, but what the fuck is this?
>>151180111>still ranking poosf
>>151180111Didn't Oregon struggle against Penn? Miami is 2.
>>151180146rubbing your dicks together/putting them together and jerking them off
>>151180061A bottle of pinworm killer cost about $8
>>151180061one time I loaded up on a bunch of live sauerkraut and drank a bunch of busch beers that night and the next day i cleared out everything. worms, turds, things i couldn't even identify.
>>151179844Im about 60% done with it already. Its fucking awesome, will not disappoint
>>151180136nigger how is that hard to understanddicks are superior to an orifice that literally excretes out shit>>151180146rubbing ppslike scissoring but dicks
>>151180196
No jokes, is the Pedo St loss the biggest upset of the season so far?
>>151179959kek no…thats a /pol/ lie just to make gay people look bad. Just like they did with M-pox
>>151180111Why is Ole Piss 4 again? Other than beating a very overrated LSU I mean.
>>151180111>florida not rankedCoward.
>>151180210Why wouldn't you just have the bottom use an enema? It isn't rocket science.
>>151180111oklahoma won't be in a month, unless there backup qb is amazing.
>>151180202BASED sauerkraut enjoyer
Kurt Warner's kid is in at QB for fresno state
>>151180237yes and its not close. It might be the most shocking upset of the last 5 years. Last year Vanderbilt was an OK team, upsetting Alabama was big but not this big. UCLA is the worst P4 program and has a brand new coaching staff that is very young and inexperienced.
>calthe teams>berkleythe schoolalways found that odd
>>151179726>in columbusYeah not happening in a million years, they’re fucking toastIU could also booty blast themPedo state hasn’t beaten a good OSU team there since what 2008? I can’t even fucking remember it’s been so long
(((>>151180261)))
>>151180237by point spread, yes.and I would definitely say that it feels like the biggest upset so far as wellwatching a UCLA offense that scored 10 against New Mexico put up 42 on Pedo State's "elite" defense was something else
>>151180261anyway, go Buckeyes!
Sourkraut really clean you up good like that? Might have some kraut and8vsvr hot dogs monday.
>>151180237It’s not even closeUCLA was going to go 0-12
>>151180298it's still a hole you poop from that smells badanyway this discussion started about BYU girls doing anal and you know the idea of enemas would never occur to them>>151180277>>151180229objectively speaking the least disgusting sexual organ but i understand why you find it gross
>>151180237Yes, see picrel, nothing else comes close
>>151180237i watched the game, and still cannot comprehend how penn st lost this game
>>151180237I saw a stat earlier that said an 0-4 team beating a top 10 team hasn't happened since 1985. James Franklin and Poo Allar are generational losers.
>>151180263Nobody knows, they even nearly lost to the Arkansas team ND BTFO
>>151180261>M-poxyou mean monkey pox??? wasn’t that “mysteriously” spreading to animals?
>>151179726after what we just witnessed there are no gimme games anymore. Ohio State and Indiana back to back is brutal, Allar's gonna get sacked 20 times between those two games. beyond that Nebraska is now also in play.
>>151180432And childrenThat’s when they suddenly stopped talking about it
>>151180411>it's still a hole you poop from that smells badLowest T top ever
>>151180424The "mad scientist" Jim Knowles didn't bother to spy a QB whose greatest asset is his dual-threat capability. Fun fact: Jim Knowles's defense allowed more points in the first half against 0-4 UCLA than Matt Patricia's defense has allowed through five games at Ohio State.Ohio State definitely got the better end of that deal.
DUUUUUUU- oh shit, wait. dammit. wait DPI WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>151180447I will be shocked if they even manage a TD against Ohio StateThey only got one last year bc Will Howard gifted them one
>>151180424Part of it was dropping back everyone, rushing 4 and having literally no one assigned to the UCLA QB. He'd run for like 30 yards.
>>151180424>still cannot comprehend how penn st lost this gameuh really? penn state played like shit. UCLA stopped them in the first half and was able to play a respectable 2nd half.
The NIL, transfer portal, and specifically Indiana is proof that there's literally no reason for any power conference team to settle for bad or mediocre. The program that sticks out to me is Kentucky. They pay Mark Stoops a stupid amount of money to be bad, and they've always justified it by saying something to the effect of "it's the best we can hope for here". That's not true, obviously. Ole Miss is very good with Lane, and other non-traditional programs are contenders now too. Mark Stoops should have been fired a long time ago. Reset that program and go get a young gun coach.
>>151179844nah it's woke
>>151180489i may be homosexual but im not a faggot
>>151180415>Fordham >Michigan State >Navy >BYU >Penn State That's not good company to keep pedos...
>>151180542Kentucky is going to be a very bad team going forward no matter who the coach is. Their NIL money goes to basketball. Not football.
>>151179482>your girlI don't know what this means.
>>151180485>>151180432>buying /pol/ ragebaitfucking idiots
the 7UP strawberry + watermelon soda is pretty good
>>151180542Cignetti will move top a top brand in the sport for the right amount of money
>>151180531in two starts against Ohio State Drew Allar has one TD pass and it was a garbage time TD. it's astounding how someone without even a famous last name was able to get so much hype around him. at least with Arch I could understand people buying "muh lineage"
>jim knowles bootyblasts Nico last year by daring him to scramble>doesn’t spy him at all this yearis he retarded after all?
>>151180539i meant it more like im shocked they played that poorly
>>151180588They have enough money to be good at both sports. They aren't the Dodgers of the /cbb/ or anything, if anything they spend less than a lot of blue bloods. Also, look at Stoops' contract. Money is not their problem, it's a decision making issue. They committed to being just good enough to sneak into bowls most years. And they sell out games no matter how bad they are. Clean house.
>>151180608He has a massive ego which might make you think he'd go to a massive blue blood, but I think to protect the ego he stays at a lifetime shitter to have an excuse if he ends up sucking. He's in his mid 60s man.
>>151180664ah gotcha
>(((gavin newsom))) adsigh...sad part of watching these late night commifornia games.
>>151180597Stfu you AIDS ridden faggot.
>>151180685Maybe if they were in the Big12. They will never have more money for football than about 75% of the SEC.
Im just gonna watch a bit of Duke vs Cal before bed. I opted for a horror flick earlier, it being October and all :)
>Cal
lol cal
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE! >blackqbs
>>151180615Worst case scenario for OSU it will just be one of those do nothing but still win comfortably type games againEven if Pedo State manages to make it a slurpfest, OSU is much better than them at winning those
>>151180554You get that thang oiled down?
>>15118074675% of the SEC would be a MASSIVE upgrade for them. Thanks for proving my point. I'm not saying they can supplant Georgia or even Tennessee for that matter, but they can become good enough to be a tier 2 SEC program, that with some luck, can get a big win here or there and sneak in. They're one of the worst SEC programs rn man.
>>151180807is he black? looks like a pineapple qb to me
>>151179454Nice. A thread dedicated to canadian football.
Whose watching jimmy Kimmel after the game?
>>151180833Literally who?
(((>>151180597)))
>>151180825He's not White.
>reading about Pedo State>even the school president and athletic director knewHow many schools do you think you would have done the same thing to protect their precious program?
>>151180822The bottom 25% of the SEC is like 2-6 in conference and a borderline bowl team. I do not understand your point at all.
Bros, my UNC Tar Heels fucking suck ASS
>>151180877just them...(((pennsylvania))) and all...ya know? Maybe (((temple)))
i really hate the B1G schedulingwhy was OSU/oregon not a home and home, so dumb that it rotates every year
>>151180904>larpno such thing as UNC Football fans. They don't exist.
>>151180237With a bullet.
cal blowing it
>deion hobbling around half the game with 1 shoe off
>>151179454why should i stop talking about anal sex?it hits my g-spot just right.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!
>>151180887So was Indiana in the Big 10. But a good hire, some NIL bucks, and a transfer portal has them ranked 8th. If Indiana can do it in the Big 10, there is no excuse for ANY power conference team. Hoosiers broke the myth that old school thinking still applies.
>>151180971Thats the new fashion. 2 Jordans? I keeps one clean.
>>151180975ywnbaw
>>151180877Vanderbilt covered for the Bald Fraud while he was there.
>>151180929So true king My Tar Heels fucking suck so hard it’s unreal.
>>151180975gay
My sister works at Duke, and I live about 5 hours away so I visit with her often. It's the whitest school I've ever seen, and 9/10 non-whites are Indians or chinks. As a sports fan, I'm pretty sure the only black people at Duke are there to make their sports teams respectable.
>>151181033is that cory chase?
>>151181033Still wood desu familiams
>>151181050does she hook you up with some prime college puss
>>151181050Just like my fucking shitty ass UNC Tar Heels. Goddammit I hate my fucking shitty fucking UNC Tar Heels.
Congrats on KWAB of the year Penn State, there’s really nothing remaining this season that can top what you did todayOSU could revert to the @Purdue curse days and it still wouldn’t be as embarrassing bc purdue isn’t THAT bad
Bros I cant even stay up until 1 am anymore nor can I sleep past 8:30am MAX. I am getting old
>>151181050does she hook you up with her prime college puss
Was wondering why Bill Belichick would piss away his legacy with a money grab at UNC where he doesn't even care, but then I realized he was dating a girl young enough to be my sister and it occurred to me that he's reached the age and level of wealth where he's just gonna have fun and doesn't give a fuck what people think. And you know what, good for him.
>>151181050does she hook you up with any prime college puss
>>151181130>legacywe all die. most are not remembered.
>>151180318Don't worry the Red River Shootout is next Saturday.
>mfw ass to mouth won and keksass lostTWENTY EIGHT AGGIE CADETSPULLING UP INBLACK FORD RANGER TRUCKSPORSCHES PARKINGFORTY ACRES IS UNDER SIEGEUNDER LOCKDOWNAGGIE CADETS ARE GONNA FUCK TEXAS LONGHORN BUTTS
>>151181106That's not getting old, that's just becoming an adult. Once we start working, our bodies adapt to protect us from being late. It tells you when to go to bed and when to wake up because it doesn't trust you to do it.
>>151181050does she do anal?
>>151181105I think they've got KWABoty locked up
why does UNC keep hiring geriatric hasbeens anyways
>>151181130getting bootyblasted at UNC doesnt seem like all that much fun
>>151181106Get married and have babbies.That'll keep you up no problem.
>>151181200>funyou think he cares about "fun"?
>>151181180She's fat (after kids) and married to a true crime novelist. But she's fun to hang out with.
>>151181237answer the QUESTION!
The only thing I hate more than my shitty goddamn fucking shitty ass UNC Tar Heels at those goddamn drug addicted retards at ECU. Fuck I hate ECU more than anything ij tjis green earth except for app state. Yeah go boof more drugs in your rectum you goddamn mountaineers. Fuck I hate the pirates and the mountaineers, but I’m seething at my retarded shitty disappointing Tar Heels.
>>151181200Bill tried having fun once. He said, "We're moving on to next week." afterwards.
>>151181274That's an answer I'd prefer to never know if we're being honest.
>osu plays a team with a slight pulse>big noon shartoffI wish >we played grambling and minnesota every week just so I would never have to listen to senile Gus Johnson and Joel “faggot” Klatt an hour after waking up
>>151181294We dont care faggot
>>151181130Are we entirely sure he's actually having sex with this girl?
stormy is at the game
>>151181208>Get marriedDon't you have to trick a girl into going along with this?
>>151181341What, you think he's watching her have sex?
>>151181294My Dukes beat you 70-50 last season lmao
Tim Reynolds@ByTimReynolds·19mFlorida State in its last 10 ACC games: 1-9.Florida State in its 1st 110 ACC games: 101-9.
>>151181335Fuck you. You would rather shove your head in the sand than to admit they are a good team because all of you faggots on here worship ECU like they are new Babylon
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!
>>151181417Would it actually be that surprising if he was just breaking down her own game film?
>>151181341It’s a sugar daddy relationship, of course he doesThat’s the whole deal
fucking christobal is the worst in late games
>>151181448lmao
>>151181417that's what mahomes does...
>>151181413Sometimes women unironically find a guy so attractive they want to lock him down and have his children.
>>151181341He's like 80, has tits bigger than her, and is roughly worth around ~100 mil. If he isn't fucking her, he's the biggest loser on the planet. Even if he can't even get his dick hard, for the allowance he likely gives her, she should be sticking his soft chode up her snaz whenev he asks.
>>151181398she doesn't really do it for me sexually but I bet she's fun to hang out with and possibly be a good wingman
>>151181467What does that have to do with me?
>wins 8 owls>cant beat college shittersBill is a fraud and should be put on trial for wasting the tax payers dollars But also FUCK ECU and FUCK app
>>151181490It means you too can make it, but you have to read the sticky and follow directions first.
>>151181479With blue chews and shit, there's no reason for any old man to be soft. I'd bet Bill rocks a diamond boner when he t-bones that thot.
Cal kinda sucks
>>151181437when does anyone here ever talk about ECU?
>>151181431Your dukes get a pass because they’re not the shitty ass pirates or mountaineers
So Duke and Cal, a game I expected to be terrible, is actually fucking awesome. Gonna have to dig in to ride this baby out to the finish.
Duke latinas spotted
>>151181536Fuck you gary. I know its you trying to ragebait me into doxxing myself
>>151181536There's a couple of Pirate bros that post here, their probably passed out now tho.
If I saw an ECU pirates fan or App state mountaineer fan I wouldn’t hesitate to heem them where they stood
>>151181548Cheers, i appreciate that. Are you all gonna fire Bellicheat?
>>151180685>Stoops buyout is $40 million if they fire him at the end of 2025 seasonI would say they have a money problem unless Kirk Ferentz retires and he goes to Iowa.
>>151181514I'm both not attractive and unattractive. It's already over.
>>151181614If he sucks next year I’d personally heem Lee Roberts
Smart of Cal to deploy the Swiss Cheese D
>Penis State>Kexasrankings are for media jews only, shit means nothing.
wasn’t surprised at all about texass today. No team that almost gets fucking shut out in week 1 is gonna magically be great, idgaf how good OSU’s defense isPenn state tho holy hell LMAO
>>151181501This was clear and undeniable after Brady left and won again in Tampa, and Bill sucked immediately. That's the one thing Skip Bayless was ever correct about, when he said from the beginning that the dynasty was 100% Brady.>pic related: The glory days
>>151181649They can afford the buyout because they have to afford the buyout. That price tag is the price to pay for the entire athletic department failing.
>OU, A&M, and TTU will be 3, 4, and 5 tomorrow at noontu faggots on suicide watch
>>151181459>bill belichick joi
FEINFEINFEINFEINFEIN
>Connor Stallions on Twitter: Maybe we can work out a deal @PennStateFball. If you want to hire me now to get my 1-year suspension out of the way, I’ll do the following year for free.
>>151181681For me it was and still is Ace Combat 04: Shattered Skies.
Is the Cal qb a jeet?
By the way, if you or an immediate family member did not attend the university in which you root for, you need to realize that is very creepy and weird behavior. Similar to a woman who is barren trying to rob the cradle (literally) because she is convinced that a total stranger’s child is hers. Its basically the same thing
UNCs basketball coach sucks too and to get a big name they'll have to dig in them pockets if they fire him after this year. UNC might have two coaches making damn near 10 milly a year if they pay market rates for a proven coach in BB.
>>151181681Was obvious that it was gonna happen tooPats were one of the worst drafting teams for his entire time there. Brady was just so good he was able to mask it
>>151181723how the FUCK do you pronounce that last name
these late games are pretty bad
>>151181688dubs confirm
>>151181723He's one of those Island Pacific Tua races.
>>151181681Kornheiser saying how great Tom Brady was was the most red pilled take about pro football I’ve ever seen t. DrunkAlso fuck app and fuck ECU
fucking manny diaz sucks dick
>>151181750
>>151181650Your a man. Unless you're a turbomanlet (below 5'4") you can still work your way into being attractive.
It was 21-7...
>Kentucky and UNC discussion Both of those schools would drop their football programs if it meant winning the ape hoop tournament every 5 years.
>@Iowa>@Ohio State>IndianaDoes pedo state win any of those?
this has to be the last straw, right? there's no way penn st doesn't fire franklin. maybe not tomorrow but definitely after the season unless they miraculously win the championship
>>151181813>Your a man.I don't know if I believe this anymore. I'm just kind of...immaterial.
>>151181835Iowa
>>151181715CHOPPER!
>>151181835They'll do something funny and beat either Indiana or Ohio State. Prob lose to Iowa.
>>151181650This is going to sound dumb but you'll need to change your attitude and start weightlifting. That will do the trick. If you've got mental health shit stopping you from doing that then you should consider therapy or possibly medicine. GLHF.
>>151179454If you had to have either - >Dan Lanning>Steve Sark>Kalen DeBoer>Mike Norvell>Marcus Freemanwhich one are you taking as HC?
>>151181813AHAHAHAHA, HE THINKS YOU CAN ATTAIN ATTRACTIVENESS .You fucking idiot. You are probably some useful lapdog betacuck for some blown out roastie whore..JUST like conan
>>151181750It's nice she gives him a leg to stand on in that relationship.
>>151181886Prob Lanning
>>151181886LanningBut i wouldn’t be happy about the dumb bullshit he does sometimes
>>151181782You know what, you're right, fuck App State
U-Mah bros, we didn't SKI.
>>151181842Hit the gym senpai.Use your newfound zen-ness to stack them gains
It's late, lets share some good news. I'll start.I just saved over 200 dollars a month switching my home and auto insurance from Travelers to USAA. Does being giddy about this kinda thing mean I'm getting old?
>>151181875I unironically cried and got mad about this.
>>151181947no, it means someone in your family was a good goy.
>>151181947Are marketing departments really getting this desperate?
Malachi "Lights Out" Toney
>>151181897t. Fat neckbeard Go outside.Hit they gym.Take a shower.Find a job.Get a clue.
>>151181312It's a rivalry game between two ranked teams. They were never not going to make that a Big Nooner.
>>151181992Buddy I wish I was marketing. I'd post this shit every day for a 10% discount.
>>151179670Hope you guys win out. Decent chance you only drop one.That KC game was a fun opener even though I had a heart attack at the end.
Belicheat had Brady 2.0 at his disposal and still couldn't get it done
>>151181947My car insurance went up $20 and they're trying to jew me out of a $20 piece of plastic trim that was damaged in a $6000 collision. It's the only thing they didn't cover.
>>151181886honestly probably DeBoer. He's got his hiccups but he's 3-0 against Lanning, 1-0 against Sark, and 2-0 against Kirby Smart. I think too many people were out on him especially last year because Milroe was a horrible QB for Alabama last year.
>>151181947I don't know if it's true, but someone told me that the insurance sucks from USAA and they play off people who call them and want to be called "Officer Smith" or whatever their rank was. I didn't really understand what I was being told, but you reminded me of it.
>pedo state gets top 2 ranking bc they got to play effectively 2 group of 5 teams in the playoff before bowing out to a very mid team that ends up getting clocked in the natty>eats shitoh no the most predictable thing ever… le happenedESPN talking heads baffled as to how this could have occured
>>151182045The reason everyone's auto insurance is going up is the millions of illegals getting into car crashes without insurance. If Trump goes full Hitler, God willing, our rates might decrease in a few years.
>>151182064>this game ended 28-22
>>151181883>>151181937I used to go to the gym. I work in menial labor now because I've just kind of checked out of being alive and it's actually done more for me than the gym.
>>151182070You should stop posting
>>151182020I honestly don’t even care that much about the noon thing I just despise Gus Johnson’s awful commentaryDude needs to retire like 5 years ago he doesn’t have it anymore
>>151182115THANKS DRAFTKINGS!
Growing up is realizing JoePa was right all along.
>>151182109>illegalsWell, that's part of it. Our heritage black Americans are contributing as well.
>>151182109It was a white truck driver. I was severely disappointed.
>>151182142>implying he ever had it
>>151182109Lel you have to be 18 to post here
>be amerimutt>get arm/leg/torso/face blown off by IED in some sandbox shithole filled with sandniggers>only reason you were even involved was because Israel decided they didn’t like they way the sandniggers looked at them one morning>get home to the states>wife has run off with some BBC groidat least I qualify for a mediocre insurance policy now. And my half black son will get covered by 5% of the actual medical bill if he ever has to go for somereason
>>151182153Yes, but that's a tougher fix for obv reasons. The recent increase is from illegals tho, so that should fix itself in time.
>>151182122That's great man, just hang in there. Don't let the world beat you down.
>>151182182He was okay for college apehoop back in the dayI dunno why they started letting him do football he always sucked at it and has gotten steadily worse
https://x.com/russgoat4/status/1974655438320017604
>>151182183Counter the argument or fuck off. If anything, you are showing your zoomer status. Insurance companies have been absorbing damages for the last 5 years, and the paying customers are paying for it. This isn't rocket science.
>>151180447The only way Nebraska is in play is if Indiana and OSU break their spirits and they quick. Our o line is giving up pressure immediately any time we pass.
>>151182211It doesn't matter. They all have bfs already. My life is over.
>>151182194Should've known better than to race mix desu senpai.
>>151179959Yes. Take the worm-pill anon. It honestly explains a lot.
>>>/wsg/5989178
>>151182248>They all have bfs already. They actually don't and it bothers them greatly despite what they post on social media about it.
When you think you're not going to chimp out on the insurance agent for not covering something and be a nice guy, remember Progressive reported a $3 billion dollar profit in just the 2nd Q of 2025.
did anybody else catch the part in the cal duke game where the commentator said "they were bouncing earlier in the student section" and right as he says that there's a video clip of a thicc asian girl with huge tits jumping up and downam i the only one that caught that
>>151182293They literally post them on their social media. Do you think I haven't checked?
>>151180111Cincy should be in there
>>151182248I'm not saying that this will land you someone who is wife material but if you're confident enough the boyfriend status will be a speedbump, not a stop sign. So many women just want to fuck.
>>151182310you were, we will all judge you as a liar if you don't post a webm for proof
wtf cal was up 21-7 what the hell happened
Big 12 kinda feels wide open. Texas Tech is very good, but Cincy kinda flashed some shit today. BYU is always tough too. I think there's 5 or so teams that could win that league right now. Lot of good teams, zero very good teams. And then they have a legitimate turd, Oklahoma State.
>>151182310I also witnessed this.
>>151182326>Do you think I haven't checked?Yes, I do think you haven't checked on literally every QT in your immediate area.
>>151182331Agreed
>>151182240That's a very different claim from "millions of illegals" being uniquely responsible. It's not like premiums were flat for decades until recently. Inflation isn't unique to that industry. There's a reason you followed up with a textbook goalpost move, my retarded friend.
>>151182337I'm not the one they cheat with. I'm the one they (would) cheat on.>>151182375I unironically have. They're all gone.
>>151180597>if I lie enough people will believe meShoo shoo schlomo
penn state and texas are 0-4 vs power 4 teams this year
>>151182389look at the premium spike from 21-25. then remember how the last admin opened the southern border. you gotta be deep in the libjuice to not connect the likely hundreds of millions of illegal drivers w/o insurace to the rise in premiums. like pants on head retarded. being a libshit is truly denying the obvious that's in front of your face.
>>151180708> He's in his mid 60s man.I did not realize this. He looks good for 64
>>151182291lol
>>151182340anon saw this too and the (ILLEGAL PIRATE) stream i'm watching doesn't have rewind capabilities>>151182353
>>151182109>its da hecking mexicans!!!>not the jews or based boomers even doe they are senile and lead poisoned o algo
on the subject of this immigrant discussion I like how the gubmint did that Real ID shit and then states like Jew York immediately started handing ones out that don’t even have a name on themVery serious system by the way!
>>151182525insurance rate hikes are 100% related to illegal drivers. This isn't even a controversial take. I hate Jews as much as the next guy, but they pay for auto insurance.
>>151182390>I'm not the one they cheat with. I'm the one they (would) cheat on.Dude I'm telling you if you believe that it will happen. When I was younger I thought this sort of advice was bullshit but I've seen this play out so many times and I believe it to be true. You have got to build some belief in yourself.
>>151182536>t. tel aviv times
>>151182444not great not terrible
>>151182536sybau
>>151182559you didnt read the second half retardthis country operates on a reverse wealth transfer scheme, on every level, from the young to the dead and dying
>>151182560>You have got to build some belief in yourself.This doesn't register in my brain as something that is available to me.
>>151182613So? Just lie to yourself dude, you do not have a ton of time on this planet to fuck around.How tall are you and how much do you weigh? Do you have any medical problems?
>>151182609Your second half is irrelevant commie gobbledygook. The topic is auto insurance, and Jews, despite their scheming ways, pay their premiums. You know who doesn't? Illegal drivers w/o licenses or legal status. Also black people.
My Gators :)
this stormy chick doesn't do much for me. typical (((espn))) nepo hire and I wish she was hanging from her neck in some Palestinian sex-torture room right now. But I digress. Go duke!
>>151182310i've only been passively paying attention to the game so i missed it. my bad>t. webmanon
>>151182685
it do be like that
>>1511826815'9", 140, unfortunately no. I'm going to live forever.
>>151180608>CignettiHe's only ever beat 1 top25 team that was fucking Illinois.When he gets his shit pushed in by Oregon and Pedo St his stock will drop significantly .
OSU’s defense needs a good buckbreaking but there’s nobody on their schedule capable of doing itMaybe oregon in indy if they both end up there
>>151182685>Texas loses>Florida can't fire Napierwin win
>>151182763You can absolutely work with that, you can build some muscle. Buy some protein powder, a shaker bottle, and go look at starting strength on /fit/. Because you are 5'9, you will see results quickly. How old are you?
>cal
>black qbs
>>151182792Honestly now that I’m looking at cfb as a whole there’s not many good offenses at allFucking grim
Cal QB threw it right to that defender
>>151180608Cignetti is incapable of winning big games. Trust me, I know.
>>151182793the last one is the best. I need napier to give florida more reasons to keep him.
>>15118281433 and a half
>>151182793That is extremely funny. Napier is clearly a shitter and Florida is stuck with him.
This sack of ukuleles guy just ain’t it
>>151182613You're overthinking.The key to chadhood is not caring about other peoples' opinions + gains in the gym + an ability to hold conversations with anyone.You can work on all of those.
Pineapple QBs, not even once
>>151182782He’s moved pretty slow up the coaching ranks as is. The dude is almost 70 years old and is at his first FBS coaching gig. He must be an absolute horrible interview or has some people in power who fucking hate him.
>>151182895The key to chadhood is being tall and handsome your whole life so you don't have to "work on" being a functional member of society and the male gender.
>>151182763>5'9", 140Believe it or not, but the fact that you're not obese or a stick insect automatically makes you above average in [current year].You can still make it senpai.
>penn state and texas have a combined 0 wins against P4 opponents AP should not be allowed to rank teams. Not in the preseason, not ever.
>>151182878Not too late breh
>>151182878Dude that's not that old, you can do it bro.
>>151183114they should all be gassed, tbqhwy
>>151183114post yfw they are both still ranked tomorrow
>>151182793I had Florida in my pickem because I just felt that Napier's big inexplicable win that lets him keep his job for one more year was coming up, then I changed it because I thought their offense was just too bad. How shameful of me to not trust the Billy Process
>>151182914>He must be an absolute horrible interviewFrom the few I've watched he comes off as conceited and unlikable. Conceited because he has NO quality wins to back up his bluster, and unlikable because he's conceited.
>>151183067Isn’t the average man like 5’7
>>151183159
>>151182967>The key to chadhood is being tall and handsomeNah, that just makes it easier, but it still takes work.Men aren't just judged on their looks like women are.
EMAW, /cfb/. We had the lead, but our defense went to sleep and Baylor went to win the game, even blocking our potential game winning FG. It seems that we can potentially go 2-10, but there might be some potential winnable games down the road. But for now, just rest.
>>151183179Not in this thread, manlet
>>151183114>AP should not be allowed to rank teams.Then Notre Dame would NEVER be ranked.
>>1511831795'8" IIRCDepends where you are desu
>>151182914He’s kind of an asshat if you’ve ever listened to him talkWouldn’t be surprised if he’s bombed some interviews
>>151183067>>151183115>>151183144Girls my age are either married or intentionally single. Zoomers cost more than I can afford. I'm not Bill Belichick. I'm just here to watch and suffer.
>>151183192Yes we're judged on everything else I failed at too.
Are the cocksucking twink faggots of commiefornia supposed to be craving some 10:00pm retarded-ass stoner run to taco bell or something? What the fuck is (((espn))) playing their fucking ads for this game so fucking much?
>>151183201You've been a great poster in this thread for years, I wish the best for your Wildcats.
>>151183289That's what I love about high school girls, I keep getting older and they stay the same age
>>151183159Not gonna like, if Ped State is still ranked I'm going to seethe.I can see how (((they))) can finagle texASS into still being ranked by ranking Flawduh, but there is NO way Ped State should still be ranked after losing to POOcla.
>>151183289>I'm just here to watch and sufferOk Kaz, chill. You may have to settle for a damaged slut but that's just where you are in your life.I think the best case scenario for you is a career focused women who has not dated. That may be tough but don't make yourself believe that it isn't possible.
>>151183403KEK
>>151183403yeah, we've seen that movie, dickhead.
>>151182310this girl?
Guys PSU is going to be ranked. I hate to tell you but Fox or NBC need it for that Ohio State game.
>>151183201Ireland curse is no joke.
>>151183486Fox didn’t claim it already like they usually do so I think they’ve kind of given up on it
>>151183486>yfw 25 Penn State somehow beats anOSU
>>151183546claim this bussy
Texas, Florida St, Penn St, and Notre Dame should NOT be ranked.They are each 3-2 and have won a total of 0 conference games. ZERO
lol wtf was Mensah doing?
>>151183446>a career focused women who has not datedWhat, like in the last 10 years since she got ran through in college and now doesn't want to settle? No, that's not available to me.>>151183465yeah that's it
a lot of slants at this game, and no, i'm referring to the WR routes...
is fresno state going to fuck this up?
>>151183486I just noticed that OSU has a bye before that shitfest tooGonna be like 38-0
>>151183465that's probably it
Went to a festival today and the only game I kept up with was the Alabama-Vandy game. What did I miss today?
>>151183403True>>151183568>ZEROnot an argument
>>151183611Penn State sealed up the kwab of the year award
>>151183611Pedo State locked up the KWABOTY losing in an embarrassing fashion to POOcla
>>151183611>picThis was like 6 years ago...
>>151183611penn state lost to uclatexas lost to florida
>>151183611Mark Sanchez is going to prison
>dude watch pedo state magically beat anOSU!Nah they never do thatMichigan probably will again but that will be all
>>151183581>she got ran throughBuddy it's time to lower your standards. The woman you're looking for does not exist. I'm sorry but you missed the boat.Alternatively you could fuck some 21 year old, that might be the path that would bring you happiness.
>>151183691
>>151183691kekof all the fuckery today that was the one that stuck with me the mosthope we get to hear the story
>>151183611>Penn StateKWABoty>TexasKWAB>Mark SanchezKWAB
>>151183708The point is they don't want me either because I'm not 6'5. 21, 31, it doesn't matter. I have nothing to offer.
>>151180517Anyone making Fat Fatricia look good is an elite level failure.
>>151183588
pedo state losing to poocla is one of the worst losses I can remember in a very long timebrainlets are gonna try to downplay it just bc it was a conference game
stormy reminds me A LOT of blake blossom, which you can probably guess what that means...
>>151183758Dude are you kidding me? 5% of the population of the earth is 6'5, fuck those shallow whores. The 99% of those bitches have to "settle" for normalish people.
what is a nittany
>>151180517>don’t pay knowles the ridiculous amount he was asking for>give up 2 touchdowns in 5 gamesDefinitely looks that way so far
>>151183812i think its a native american word for mountain?
>>151180542the UK AD signed him to a retarded contract after a couple of 9 win seasons and he has a huge buyout. he did the exact same thing with Calipari, but the heat got so bad that Cal just left on his own.
>>151183850>native americana what?
>>151183802No they don't. They can and do settle for a turbocharged vibrator. I lost out to a toy.
>>151183866teepee people
>>151183733Basically Sanchez was stumbling down the street after leaving a bar, started yelling at a 69 year old uber eats driver who had just parked (and who was about to get out of his vehicle) about how he couldn't park there (Sanchez thought he was double parking and obviously spics are cops when they're drunk) then Sanchez attempted to get into this 69 year old mans car, Sanchez got pepper sprayed, Sanchez then freaked out even more, then Sanchez got stabbed in the chest. Both men went to the hospital where the 69 year old was released but Sanchez is going to jail as soon as he leaves the hospital.
>(((espn))) paid for some raid-fags to show up to the totally unrelated game so they could shill some future broadcastdoes this company know no shame?
>Cal playing NickelbackSince when was this socially acceptable?
>>151183886those were not natives to America...
>>151183880Man, fuck you you sound like an AI. Grow a pair.
>>151183888trips of truthsanchez is fucked
>>151183926A pair of what, D batteries? That's what they want.
STOP IT, TURN THE NICKLEBACK OFF!
>>151183938kek you got me
>>151183888that's fucking hilarious he had a cushy announcing gig and he flushed his life trying to be fucking volunteer parking enforcement KWABthanks for the qrd
I remember when some Detoilet Liedown fans were enraged that Stafford was drafted instead of Sanchez. Wonder what became of those Sanchez slappies...
>>151183888>Sanchez is going to jail as soon as he leaves the hospital.big if true
>>151183888KWAB
>anyways here's mr. brightsidehow many times today? gotta be at least 5
>>151183980remember when rex ryan got a tat of his wife wearing a mark sanchez jersey?
>>151183888What a wild way to get fired
>>151184003calling on dah phoneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeei got somethinggggggggggggggg
>>151184003DEH
>>151183977honestly, we, as viewers won. i fucking HATED hearing this faggot as a "color commentator" Always taking about "this is what I did....when I played...huehuehuehuehue my good friend ______ with the big play" faggot shit. Only downside is his replacement is probably brady quinn or something.
>>151183888Heard it was a delivery driver who thought he was being robbed. Wonder how Sanchez's attorney is going to spin this
YEAH TWENTY EIGHT AGGIESPULLING UP INBLACKFORD RAPTOR TRUCKSHELICOPTERS LANDINAUSTIN IS UNDER SIEGEUNDER LOCKDOWNFIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIES ARE GONNA FUCK AUSTIN LONGHORN BUTTS
>>151183964I'm actually really funny but it hasn't mattered at all. At least I have my /cfb/ shitposting.
>>151183888>Sanchez got stabbed in the chestfucker is lucky to be alive
UCLA hadn’t even led in a game until today
>>151184045>dindu nuffin>wuz getting his life on track>going to church (FOX worst match of the week on Sunday)>gettin that USC B.A. in general studies
>>>>
>>151184061LOOKING FOR ARCH MANNINGGONNA FUCK ARCH MANNING'S BUTT
>>151184083Just how bad was Deshaun Foster
>>151184063You had me going, you are clever. There's hope for men who are 4'11"
>>151184083The only sad part of this hilarious encounter is that I am a leaving got a win
>>151184035i only ever heard him call a cfb game once and he rarely talked. usually he was relegated to half-time booth duty. also Brady Quinn IS his replacement lol
>>151184045>muh racism
>>151184072
how many sluts in LA are getting knocked up tonight? I mean, outside the anchor babies of course...
>>151183888>>151184045>Wonder how Sanchez's attorney is going to spin thisWith 40M to his name who knows
>>151184102shes fat now sad
>>151184111this is all too real...
>>151184109brutally bad
>>151184112Worth it to take a fat shit on Penn State's CFP chances. Best case scenario is 9-3 (we all know they aren't winning at Ohio State). Losing to the two best teams they played plus a shit tier team won't get them in.
>>151184119Why did he do it?
>>151184127nobody in LA cares about college footy unless there is suddenly a national champion they can pretend they supported
>>151184145they lost to a team that is going 1-11
>>151184127>knocked upzero, they're all on birth control
>>151184145>notre dame nervously awaiting this same outcome
>>151183733Two minorities being violent criminals n America. Not much of a story.
>>151184133But both of these are still in good shape and have kept their looks.
can’t believe they were trying to talk Poop Allar into existence How many pedo state QB busts do we have to go through before they stop doing that. It should have stopped with Hackenberg
>>151184171[X] Doubt
>>151184145It is funny to see Penn State make it to an important game and then find a way to James Franklin it away.That 2017 USC Penn State Rose bowl years ago was the dumbest shit ever and Franklin has continued to Franklin away anything at the end of a half.
>>151184163Exactly the point I'm trying to make. You can get in with a terrible loss as long as you beat everyone else (Notre Dame). You can get in if you only lose to elite teams and beat everyone else (Indiana and Penn State last year). But you can't get in if you do both of those things.>>151184191Right now Notre Dame is praying A&M and Miami win their conferences while USC finishes the season ranked. If that happens and they win out it would be a pretty similar resume to 2024 Penn State.
>>151184133p-proof?
>the ruling of a 1st down is under reviewbut they never announced it was first down. cmon reffies
>>151183798UCLA made a coaching change and finally found their footing that's all
>>151184231You think a population of aspiring underwear models aren't on the pill?
>>151181688OU will be ranked highest with no qb too lmao
>>151184250IDK if he's going to be a good coach, but he does have great hair.
>>151184250They’ll go 1-11 or 2-10
>>151184107>>151184061been a minute since I've thought of ram ranch but it's is the theme for /cfb/ https://youtu.be/ox2yKyUlNjE?si=EE6N4szZdT8-eiAb
>>151183798>just bc it was a conference gameIn years past losing once in 50 years to the likes of Indiana was cause for immediate sacking.
>UCLA storming the field like a bona fide Hurr Statewhat's happened to us
My Buckeyes are going back to back.
dukes gonna make me $300 and im gonna spend it on doordash and alcohol
>>151184107>>151184061Whoever the faggot ass homo is who's posting these needs to stop.
>>151184295A very real possibility i fear
>>151184272i dunno, remember when FSU got fucked over solely due to a QB injury?
>>151184231Cali 304s have been on the pill since they hit puberty.
>>151184295Day looks more focused now than ever
>>151184310It’s mid October. The committee isn’t ranking anything yet.
based duke player celly with the ball boys kek
>>151184305wE ARE dectranlized
goodnight Cal
>>151184202>Queen Of SBrings back memories
>>151184295they kind of suck ngl
>>151184265the exploding population is an argument.
Yeah something of a Duke fan
>>151184295The fact that cryin day is doing that “dude lets only do 60 plays per game” bullshit again is filling me with dreadThat ended up helping OSU immensely when the cfp came around last year
>>151183888AH HAH HAH HAH HAH
>>151184352>the exploding populationThe only region on this planet where this is happening is Africa.
>>151184365good goy
>>151184324As gay as the committee is, one of their best decisions is to not bother releasing rankings until November.How many overrated 4-0 Marylands and Vanderbilts do we have to sit through before the season really takes shape and most of them are lucky to finish 6-6 in a toilet bowl.
>>151184378Believing in reality isn't jewish.
>>151184394Moshie, you are fooling no one.
recycle when?????
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>>151184365Never forget probably 10 years ago my Dad and 2 uncles were talking about how all those commercials on tv trying to make people feel sorry for thirdies was a scam to get good hearted people to give money to charities that hate them and their values. Never heard my Dad talk like that before. Being an engineer he's normally quiet.
>>151184407i dont think theres any active threads to recycle
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ>these games
herer>>151184437>>151184437>>151184437
Schedule next week is grim as fuck except for Texas losing to an OU with no QB
>californiagod such trash
>>151184405Ok, what's the birth rate in California? You don't even have to limit it to whites only.
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
