"I don't want to go back to the tire shop"Poatan bros I don't feel so. good..
schaub
Megan Olivi's new fake breasts
Merab. What a guy.
Alex HEEMS
>ONE MORE TIME
That's the shortest Merab interview
obeMoretime
>>151182185All the good guys (Chelsea, Jiri, Merab) won so Alex is winning too
why do they let him yap for so long?
test
Bros.... The shift starts monday....
GODrab
the last part of his speech was actually nice>this is mma anything can happen one punch, one submission, one mistake. I am just normal guy everyone is beautiful
All things considered, sandhagen did pretty good
Merab has seriously hurt 4 of his last 5 opponentsHe actually does have heavy hands, O'Malley wasn't lying
ONE MORE TIME
>the best fighter doesn't always win>Sean O'Malley was a worthless piece of shit who I effortlessly destroyed and he crushed Aljamain like a bitchHow salty does Sterling have to be that Merab keeps bringing that up lmao.
>>151182224KCD ass haircut wonder what quest this nigga has for henry
>>151182185This time Pereira actually WILL throw hands.This time Ank actually WILL wrestle.Pereira gets fucked
>>151182216You idiot they aren’t fake, didnt she have kids recently? That makes them bigger.
Alright who's ready for more third world rule gaming
>merab and pantoja have 3+ defenses>every other champion has zero defensesbit weird innit
Merab cutting another dimes promo, absolutely based. #myboy.
>diploWhat is this 2012
Dwarfs!Their stocking build make them immune against headkicks and magic!
this fight better be quick i wanna get in a quick goon sesh before work
>>151182256Ugly fat bitch.Monitor on.
Merab is the objective 135 GOAT and nobody gives a fuck
fuck diplo
>>151182262No I've done the research you see
one more time
>>151182256i would plap that hog
>>151182243He did worse than Umar but he did alright. Didn't get out right brutally raped like Yan did
>>151182256No. You drive home feeling like you raped yourself.
>>151182256one thing my mate always told me>you won't look back when your 50 and say, jeez I wish I didn't fuck that fat chickdo it anon, my mate speaks the truth and nothing but
>>151182256hunnerd percent but only if she has big tits. you do NOT want to fuck a fat chestlet, please believe
>>151182256depends if they enjoy sex, fucked a nympho chubster and it was pretty cash
>>151182238Back to the tire shop alongside Brett Rogers. Many such bums. Sad!
merab is my fav striker
Pereirabros how we feeling...
Post more hot asians
QUICKFIGHT PREDICTIONS?
IT'S FUCKING TIMECHAMA TIME
yan in dec? book it dana.
Were horror movies always this obviously for teenagers?
>>151182256Best head you'll ever get
>>151182256Yes, it’s fine to fuck a fat chick, fag. As long as it’s within reason. For me, personally 260-275ish is where I draw the line.
>>151182286I heemed one with uneven tits and a flat bum and it was the most difficult crank onto a chin I've ever had
God Beastrab is so fucking kinoHim getting on his bike the last second of every fight makes people seethe so fucking hard
black phone 2 doesn't look scary desu
post less asians
>>151182301He ded. No path to victory. Jiri unironically has a better chance to beat Ank.
fuck megfagma alex heems
>>151182284>my mate speaks the truth and nothing but
>>151182302
>>151182308Alex will get heemed. He's FLUSHED. Chin completely shot. Confidence shot. He's done.
>>151182306I have brazil filtered
>>151182256Imagine turning down sex lolFor that matter imagine turning down new experiencesYou can only ascend if you experience everything remember
>>151182308boring decision ank win, sadly
Pootan plz my 6 leg parlay relies on you
>>151182312Bro the main casts of all the big 80s slasher films were horny teenagers
>>151182308ankalaev heems poatan into retirement
>*sheems you*
>>151182278My way or the highway
>impressed by beating Canhagen, the gatekeeper of 135 Lol this dude Merab ducked Aljo. Prime Cruz and TJ would beat him
>>151182324how do you have a son with that name and not name him Magnum?what a waste
>>151182333>I have brazil filtered
wondering
>>151182312Horror movies have always been for teenage girls, anon. Except for the rare kino.
member when heem sucked on Pereddit so hard and saying dumb shit like he could beat Jon Jones or Ngannou? kek
>>151182308Is this a post op tranny?
I think Alex will be sharper on the feet tonight and Ank is gonna turn it into a slurpfest and start spamming td's
>>151182343silent hill looks sick
>>151182185Fuck Dana
>>151182335Wow
Pls pereira do it for the hood my nigga
Its good for the sport that Merab won. Cory would be the definition of a paper champ since he's already lost to Yan and Umar
>>151182309How is he still going to fight tonight?
I'm here, you canadian FUCK. where you at?
>>151182361there's maybe a good one once a year, if that.one of my favorite genres but so much slop.
danielCormier.png
>>151182256100% worth it. What’s a shag to a life?
>>151182333>>151182355was this post based?....yes
>>151182256who is this
Almost getting ko'd by merab is a career ender.
You cazzies are thinking a Bumkalaev fight is going to be exciting?
Which humiliation ritual raping was the worst?>Umar>Cory>Cheatr Can>CejudoOMeme doesnt count because he got simulated
CHAMA
>>151182396alex heems retard
im currently on chamazing hopium rn
>>151182332>aughhhhhhh sakkaaaa tocka chocka wocka...ehhhhhh dokkoo... aghla chocka tocka eughhhhhhhh.. docka walka tocka choka tocka chocka docka walkaMagomed you're not speaking an actual language. You're retarded.
>>151182366i mean, i could see it happening but it feels like before every ankalaev fight people talk about how he's totally going to focus on wrestling this time.
alex will be destroyed and the pooatan memes will die forever, enjoy it while you still can chama
Imagine not knowing how divine a fat chick's thighs feel when she's riding you
>>151182377cope
>>151182308what a tuck job11/10
Cory did a lot better than I thought he’d do. He even went against his striking instincts but wasn’t that effectiveThe way to beat Merab is to rip combos on the inside and constantly stalk him. Bw is exposed, there are more technical strikers than marauding infighters
This will be the last time I watch Merab's boring fights.
>bet is on ank>want poatan to wineither way i win lads
PLEASE GOD BLESS ALEX
>>151182400the chinese guy
You would. Right?
>>151182400Cory defended the takedowns the best outside of Aldsoi but he also is the only one to nearly get heemed by him so it's the worst performance for me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHSTART THE FIGHT
>>151182396it will be tense because Ank usually stands and Pehrayra is involved.
CHAMAHAMA
Jiri was just shook from Pereira's black magic. Now that he has been educated and knows magic isn't real he will win the trilogy
>>151182385i would suck on a thinck asians thigh high all day
>>151182400umar was the worst, i'd say. got beaten at his own game in front of khabib.
the last great horror movie was HereditaryWeapons was mediocreBarbarian had a shit second halfTalk to Me was terribleLonglegs had a terrible endingMidsommar isn't horror
PLEASE HEEM ANYONE
>POOreira
>>151182256
GARGANTUAN ANK
This used to be the most aura walkout in the sport, but now it's Ilia's
Its literally impossible for Anklaev vs anyone to be not boring.He would find a way to make a 3am IHOP brawl boring to watch.
>>151182437imagine the nubinjob
>>151182396All the years of ducking big ank and using dana white privilege is over. Pootan dies tonight.
>muh tribal walkout musicCuh-riiiiinge. Ankalaev better knock this cornball out
honest ankraham lincolnaev will emancipate this nigga
Who. Should I root for?
>>151182447Hereditary is shit
>>151182376Someone should you this amazing art sorry anon great looking stuff!
>>151182364If it's a tranny, they started HRT REAL early.
>>151182383>/////< here anon
BLOODY ROOTS
>>151182432except if poatan wins you lose 50k
>>151182460youre literally a bushman
If Alex loses the POOFC is dead
Hope this wonk nose abdul dies
>>151182311she definitely has man face going on but that's definitely a chick
Gonna ave a quick ciggie. CHAMA.
PLS GOD IF U EXIST LET PEREIRA WIN THIS ONE
>>151182447>Talk to Me was terrible
>>151182437Imagine the nubjobs
say what you want about poatan, but his walkout is fucking +1000000 aura
>>151182430kek qrd?
ENOURMOUS ANK
>>151182400Yan wasn't the same man for like 2 years after what Merab did to himHe still doesn't have the same cock self assurance he used to have
>>151182460eat mud dork
he did the thing!
who is bro aiming his bow at lmfao
GIVE CHAMA YOUR ENERGY
>>151182400the only humiliation ritual is the people watching you spaz, imagine simping for this boring cunt
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>151182473fucking kek
>>151182472poatan is my boy thougheveryour boy winning is worth more than moneyonly real ones know this
>>151182439Uru bro calm downYou are not you when you are hungryEat a chivito
>>151182447For me it's Smile 2
alex looks shook, it's over
Beyond the Black Rainbow is a piece of garbage legit wish I could get the time back
>>151182437Imagine her blowing you with a nub up your bum
It's David vs Goliath
>>151182447>Talk to Me was terribleyou're retarded
We gonna see how much energy Pereira still has after meddling with succubae.
what does chama mean?
>>151182447all shit just rewatch Alien and The Exorcist
>>151182469Poatan is DONE
>>151182484A tiger almost ate some farmer in siberia I believe.
>shoots an imaginary arrow at an empty octagon
Alex's body language is all wrong, he's going to lose. Screenshot this
>>151182443post thick asian with thigh highs
>>151182505unfortunate about the face
will poatan start drinking again bros
>>151182456lol poabum was saved by the bell. abe almost kod his ass. had him on skates frozen like elsa
Smeghagen got into TJ's old EPO supply but all it did was give him the stamina to let himself by taken down 200 times rather than just get taken down once and held thereFeel like that performance will quickly be thought of as shit in time once it people give it a while to let it stew.
>>151182496trannies and blacks
>>151182511thishes getting knocked out round 1
BIG Ank will STRIKE. BIG ANK will HEEM. and you WILL RESPECT
>shoots bow at empty cage
CHARMERRRCHARMERRRCHARMERRRCHARMERRRCHARMERRRCHARMERRRCHARMERRRCHARMERRRCHARMERRRCHARMERRRCHARMERRR
>>151182445But Umar was objectively the closest to beating Merab. He was a few micro adjustments away from winning round 5 and winning 48-47 split decision.
Merab is just getting better and better. In each new fight people are training for an already outdated merab. Meanwhile he's evolving getting better than his past self.
>>151182437I've paid for worse
Who should I goon to after the fight? Preferably from pre 2015, zoomer porn hoes are ugly compared to millenial chicks like Eva lovia
>>151182442based logical believer
TREMENDOUS ANK
>>151182480>>151182515it was awful. the fact you guys like it says a lotlet me guess, Bring Her Back is amazing too?
Magomed has zero fans
LET'S FUCKING CHAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>151182512nah it was alrightnot a complete waste
>>151182489>Yan wasn't the same man for like 2 years after what Merab did to himIn his defence, he has been dealing with injuries non-stop in that time period but at least he wasn't almost finished by him
>>151182506I'm more sleepy than hungry
CHAMACHAMACHAMA
>>151182526>you must take everything seriously le cringe
>>151182447Your Malignant?
>>151182460You should be familiar with tribal walking music, fly-catcher . Now go chase the jackals away from your hut.
>>151182385based hyoon enjoyer
>he's only been competing in MMA for seven years!!uh... okay? seven years to learn defensive grappling is long enough joe
Pereddit looks like a normal version of Bigfoot Silva
>>151182523damn those things are massive
>>151182551lela star pre-surgeries
anons did u watch One Battle After Another yet?
>>151182545yeah, i guess. i just feel like umar looked completely broken at the end of the fight.
horror movies are for teenage girls dont watch that crap
I don't have a good feeling...
>boring fighting style>no personality>looks exactly like all the other inbreds>can only tell them apart by height and by counting the number of "magomedobovodovs" in their namesFucking pitiful how the UFC ended up
can someone explain to me why these odds are so much different?
>>151182400Umar since the other doos aren't wrestlers and Triple Cringe was beyond washed
Pereddit's walkout doesn't work when he enters first
>>151182456Ankalaev x Blachowicz
>PRIMATEira
reminder every PPV card should have a sticky
booing is immature
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151182570yjk
>>151182517cursedAnk by finish
ank is gonaa HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM pootard pootard always has his hands down
are main events usually on later now? i swear the main event used to come on at 5am or around there, now it's always quarter to 6 almost, way too late.
>>151182551Carmella Bing before she got fat
>>151182572I think I missed Malignant. you'd say it's for sure worth a watch?
People were saying all Sean had to do to beat Merab in the rematch was throw more thips, he got beaten worse and finished in the rematch. Don't assume Umar will be any different
>>151182562smdh get out of here
>>151182478I love Katy Perry idc Abt all the propaganda and hate on her. I would suck on her butthole so hard I'd be able to taste her breakfast
pirate music
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFUCK RUSSIA
today the reign of brazzas ends
negative aura, inbred even
>>151182585it's our night. don't worry
>>151182505did she get her bolt-ons back
This thread is missing culos
>>151182437imagine the fisting
Post girls you would rim
kek. intense booing makes me root for the recipient.
facts:he’s a self hating negroid who larps as an indianhe was never goodportuguese is a retarded language for monkeys
big ank getting BIG HEEMED
>>151182571>you must take everything seriously
>>151182584How else do you get to heem their minges without alcohol and a scary movie
this song is ass
SOMEBODY STOP HIM FROM GETTING INTO THE OCTAGON PLS
I kinda like the techno inbred folk music
>>151182585u live in brazilis that not normal
>>15118243710/10
>>151182582Garbage propaganda
>>151182587AP is more of a heemer than big ank.
CHAMAS REPORT IN>>151182602>>151182602>>151182602>>151182602
I actually love Anks walkout music, wish he still played the version with lyrics though
>>151182456Ankalaev actually has some kino knockouts though
This is NOT Brazil's year
>>151182256There's two paths and they're both arguably right. Either A) do it for the lolz or B) don't partake in hedonistic activity
HEXA AND CHAMA
>>151182614Propaganda? She shaved her head and went full feminist retard. She dug her own grave
Pereira is wasting all his mental, physical and spiritual energy doing all that tribal anime bullshit.
If Pereira heems my picks I will seethe
>>151182587Because one is Alex to win by any method and the other is to win by KO, TKO or DQ
I don’t like scary movies, they are too scary. Or at least I have vivid dreams of the antagonist. Also sleep paralysis is a meme, had it and it’s easy to just stay still and close your eyes
>russians le bad because they liberated berlin or something
>>151182633What DUMB questionyou drug and rape them of course
>>151182437imagine the fistings
Big Ank has that conquistador aura
>>151182645
nah wtf blud walkin out to
Boooooooooo
>>151182621im gonna need sauce, for science purposes
>they're gonna send jiri into the gon' with whoever winsUlberg got skipped kek
Say it with me now brothers - CHAMA TIME!!!
>>151182621GRANDMA NOOOOOOOOO
>>151182645why would you want Pereira to win? he has 0 grappling. he'd just be a fraudulent champion who'd get subbed by Bo Nickal
>>151182646Link
>>151182660they're booing the muslim b
>>151182551That bathroom scene with Crissy Moon. Only real millenialnigs remember that one
Jiri aura farming as if both these guys don't handle him easily
>>151182632yes that is literally you retard
>>151182608I've seen a lot worseI certainly didn't finish that and think "wow I wish I had that time back"it was unique at the very least
kek jiri
Bumkalaev would somehow find a way to make a fight against Jiri boring to watch
>>151182509Based VOSS guzzler
wtf is jiri doing in the crowd lol
fucking jack sparrow ass music nigga.
>>151182669are you white?
>>151182671this very old gif
With Allah on his side
>>151182674SNIFFS
I feel like this shit ended Alex's invincibility, which is sad because Jizzy didnt really capitalise on it afterward, just deleted this kino nigga's chin and made him fight with PTSD afterwards for no reason
>>151182655Thats why paganism was destroyed
JIRI IN THE CROWD WTF
That was a chad Asian guy walking Ankalaev out
>>151182437She could snip your nuts like a king crab. No thanks
Who's left on picks bongbro?
>>151182431hot. idc if she's got a beak it's fine
Jamming to that song rn
>>151182675https://youtu.be/KPr0DoXZW9k?si=BsBmlWLnT0YZIAY-
based crowd btw
Unsubmittable
>aura farmingsometimes I forget you guys are 16
no chama
>>151182614Yeah bro she got hot again and she puts on a hell of a show when she performs no shame in that
ha ive got the smallest penis itt
>>151182655Iyo is as perfect as a woman can be>>151182662Well yeah but you need an alibi for police movie and booze is a safe bet
Reminder peiera is also muslim retards
>astroturfing Stoolberg the entire night Wander we dune hair?
>>151182690>*GLUGLUGLUG*
i don't think ankalaev is really fun to watch or anything but he's far from being the most boring dagestani, he actually seems to like striking more than grappling.
>>151182720why are you willingly hanging out with 16 year olds online?
>>151182568I was tempted to make a mate having caffeine reference but I quickly understood how retarded I would sound and I'm flooded with anger and regret at myselfSo there's that
theyre 100% bringing jiri in the ring after the fight for a stand off btw calling it now
>>151182710
>>151182692are you surprised?
>>151182718dis dick would make her tap out
>>151182702Nah. Pereddits loss to Jizzy was bad but he was still immensely popular. Pereddit losing to CHADkalaev killed all the hype.
Pereira fatigue
look at that wonk nose manwe cannot let this rat be champ
>>151182705Can a man not enjoy the fights after winning his own?
looks unsure of himself as fuck
alex heems rd1
>>151182686It was vacuous with a DP up his own ass.
>>151182709I know I am scream bloody heem
>>151182437i would have her clap in my ass
>>151182732its just seething Anyone But Brazzas honestly theres not even the excuse that he frauded against Alex by sniffing, he literally beat him up and made him fight timid
Alex Pereira looks like a man that rapes. Should be a good fight!
how will reddit cope after magomed outstrikes alex for 5 rounds again
>>151182447based and truthpilled
>>151182702This never happened
I wouldn’t hate Magomed as much if he didn’t whine and bitch when he tied with Jan
>>151182718she would be so hot if it weren't for those disgusting deformed feetchop those off and she's perfect
>>151182669>cé ta daronne pd
>sal d'amatothis finna tryna gonna be interesting
>cheer for Merab>Boo AnkPeople are retarded
>>151182739beautiful but clearly damaged and therefore make sure she does not have your contact information or any way to find you after you smash. also double wrap
HEEM INCOMING
>>151182748Why's he sweating so hard? What's he so afraid of?
CHAMA WILL HEEM
Herbmeister>>151182714Thanks b
>>151182733because I have owned heem since you were in kindergarten
>>151182742faggot
>>151182748he also looks like that when heeming his meng
I want Alex to win as much as the next guy, but this feels it will just play out the same. If Alex gets too aggressive, hes gonna get hemmed
>>151182744Based autists
>>151182740>make her tap outbut how?
>>151182748he looks exactly the same as ever
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
just woke up, went out during merab fightanything happen?
>>151182732He’s alright, definitely not the worst. Just in a division of too many based fighters
my illegal stream is behind... please dont spoil a heem if it happens
>>151182759alex is 48, that was always going to happen, time won not the inbred
>>151182718WOULD
Bruce "Reddit" Buffer
>>151182783verbal tap like emmet
>>151182771she only has sex with black guys (not even memeing i follow her twitter)
>>151182718It’s like a living onahole
AAAAA PLS ALEX BRING OUR COUNTY SOME JOY PLSSS
>>151182669Heidi Christensen on IG
Lmao these inbred cave dwellers somehow manage to look less human than Alex
>>151182788HE HURT HIM!
>>151182760they will shoot a caucasian in the neck.
>>151182748The difference in intensity between this and his stare at Jerry is night and day, he knew he was going to win that one, he looks unsure now, ITS FUCKING POAOVER
>>151182777checked but all you're really saying is that you're like 40+ and willingly choose to hang out with kids
tire shop is hiring
i am nervous poatanbros
Remember boys, any woman that smokes weed has for 100% certainty at least ONCE fucked somebody just for drugs. Does she smoke weed? She's a literal whore.>is that true?'fraid so.
>>151182718RNC
>>151182798BRAZIL IS GOING IN THE BIN
The pride of Connecticut
>>151182784this is how he looks when hes about to win
>38yikes
>>151182783
>>151182725It's an astroturf bullying campaign and I don't like it one bit.
>>151182621Oh for fucks sakes *cums in sock*
r1 ank ko's brazilian
/snacks&hoez/
>>151182812100% correct.
KO 20 SECONDS IN HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH EAT SHIT BRAZZAS!!!!!
Number one contender... former champion....
>>151182674Why can't zoomers just have normal sex?
lowkeybuffer gets on my nerves fr ong
hopefully this is over nice and quick, i need to get my meng heemed
>>151182788Pereira is dead b, they're bringing out the stretcher right now
>>15118280625 and I have been making classic posts since before a girl ever laid eyes on your micropenis
is +215 the biggest dog alex has ever been in the ufc?
I need another me to brazil haters webm
doo lost to paul craig let us not forget
>>151182812trvke
God damn Bruce, breath in.
>These long ass intros are still nothing compared to boxing intro lengths
man the pirate streams have been so crispy ever since ufc inked that deal
>>151182799*fansly btwshe does pron
If Alex loses does he move up to heavyweight?
pereira will win... or he will lose
>brazils best fighter is a bulldykeLol
>>151182833Michael Buffer owns little Bruce.
>STUDIES the MOVEMENTS>DOWNLOADS the DATA>HEEMS the INBRED
>>151182256Depends how fat. Done it a plenty times drunk as fuck. Pretty fun as long as they’re not morbidly obese. One gave me great blowjobs, sucked like her life depended on it and took the dick for hours. Just make sure your friends don’t find out and you’re good.
Love how every single one of these dagi retards are from the same shit hole inbred town in Russia
its ASAOVER.... Pooatan is flushed...
Z
HE LOOKS SO FUCKING FLUSHED AND SHOOK WHAT THE FUCKWE'RE ACTUALLY GOING BACK TO THE TIRE SHOP CHAMABROS WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK
>Aleeeex poataaaan, PEJEUHWHAAAAAA
did pereira get a the one the only?
WEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>151182836>25 hanging out with 16 year oldsreminds me of people we thought were losers in high school
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>151182794lol he does house equity ads in canada that get translated in french in quebec and 80% of the people watching it have no fuckin idea what that guy is>ET MAINTENANT.. IL .. EST ... TEEEEEEMPS
shut up Joe
Rogan is right once again
high test
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Poatan in heem mode
ufc is so fucked if poatan loses ZERO DRAWS
It's time for Rogan to retire
>>151182876ya little fewl of a ting
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOITS OVER IM OUT
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>151182844>Lil Pipo and Justin Bieber literally sing a full 4 minute song before the confused black dude gets vaselined up
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
skleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHHAHA
HOLY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
CHAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GET MOBILIZED YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
Bumatan wants to get KOd quick huh
TOLD YOU NIGGAS
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
just walk forward and heem lol
chama
herb dean
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
KWAB
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>151182894Little ding dong of a ting
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
FLUSHED
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
WTF
Combat sambo bros...
LMAO
HEEEEEEEEM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NO FUCKING WAY CUNT
BIG ANK BIG HEEMEDBIG ANK BIG HEEMEDBIG ANK BIG HEEMEDBIG ANK BIG HEEMED
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
YES FUCKING KILL THIS GOATFUCKER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
TRILOGY NOW
CHAMA PILLED
HEEEEEEEEEM KWABBBYLMAO DUMB RAT
lol
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
what a boring ass main event. happy i paid no money to watch it.
HEEM KWABY
THE GREATEST 185+205LB FIGHTER OF ALL TIME!!!!!
Early?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMHOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT
Where the eastern euro slimes at now lmao
KEK CAHMA CHAMA CHAMA
wow
THIS IS THE BEST CARD BABYYYYYYY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHOLY SHITTTTTTHE FORBIDDEN RIGHT HAND
FUCKING CHAMAAAA
25 seconds
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM>>151182606After thinking about it I guess I can't say it's for sure worth a watch cause I'm not one to remember enough details about a movie. I remember enjoying it while I was watching it at least, but it's probably not a classic in waiting
BEST FUCKING NIGHT OF MY LIFE!!! IMAGINE THINKING THE RUSKI WOULD WIN HAHAHAHA!!!
ALEX WON
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMM
MEU DEUS DO CEU KARACLHO PORRRRRAAAA MEU DEUS
LMAOOOOOOOO no way!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Early stoppage.
BASED BASED BASED
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Not going to lie. I stifled a giggle.
KEK GOATFUCKERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT HAHAHA
2 ez
>>151182669WHAT THE
MAGORAPED ANKALARAPED
AND NEEEEEWWWWWWORST UFC LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF ALL TIMEKWABOMED ANKALAEV
EARLYSTAGED FAKE UFC
HOLY SHIT
Ah yes the 255 lbs light heavyweight
:O
FUCKING BASED
>>151182919just knew some shit like this was gonna happen when i saw that face
what the fuck was that he wasn't even hurt
what the fuck just happened
HEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>151182879i dont have enough dick
JIRI IS CRYINGWHAT THE FUCK HES SO GODDAMN WEIRD
jiri cryingcute ass motherfucker no homo
>>151182748>>151182819You must be like that "lie to me" guy.
EZ U FUCKING BICTHESE AAAAAAAAAAA
>>151182952mfw i will get heemed again
Jiri looked happy for him
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151182952beautifulwhat a night
K W A BWAB
kino card
BUMMMMARABBBBBBBBB
THAT DUDE IS A HEEMER
tire shop best base
>>151182332>>151182332>>151182332>>151182332KWAB
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
that was unexpected but welcome
I FUCKING HATE THOSE DAGI RATS THANK GOD FOR BRAZIL
ZEEEEEEEEM
HOLY SHITWE'RE SO BACK
JEEEEZ
KWABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTY
>>151182952based autist
Damn Jiri looks genuinely happy for Alex. hes a real one
CHAMAAAAAAAAAAA
Why can't muslims fight???????
DESTROYED THAT MOTHERFUCKER
HE ACTUALLY USED HIS REAR HAND UNLIKE THE LAST FIGHT
ABSOLUTELY IN GOAT DISCUSSION
CHAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YES CHAMA
>>151182952lmao
>>151182185CHAMAAAA
Happy Poatan won, but it was an early stoppage.>Happy JiriWholesome.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA UGLY JEWISH RAT LOOKING FREAK FLUSHED
>>151182987Shhhh >>151182993>>151182995Riggi
>>151182952Jiri wins the trilogy
We're getting heemed again, Jiribros...
Is it just Fate and Destiny for Jiri and Alex to fight against each other forever?
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
He had...the last chama
>Jiri tearing upKINO CARD!!!!
LMFAOOO
Was this the beast main card of all time?
LMAOAND NEWWWWWWWWWWW
Lol get fucked Ulberg dies in there.
>>151183004ullberg will fight for the belt next, ankalaev had to win for jiri to even be considered
EAT SHIT MUSLIM COCKSUCKERS. EAT SHIT RATS. SUCK COCK JANNIES INCEL SHITTERS . NOW NOW NOW LMAO
CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA
>>151183017heem brothers
fuck that was NOT supposed to happen
>>151183000>>151183005he's visualizing his redemption
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GOING FUCKING CRAZY POATAN IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME FUCK YOU U FUCKING RUSSIANS PIECE OF SHIT
>Jiri emotional seeing the guy who beat him twice winhe loves this sport so much bros
VAMO CARALHO BRASIL CHAMA BRASIL
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
REEDDIT WON.....
uh brazzas
JON JONES VS PEREIRA AT HEAVYWEIGHT
>>151183017Same energy
>>151183039kinda early, but fuck it, fuck boring dagestani rats
Alex's stupid cunt ex gf must be fucking fuming right now
NO MORE KARMA>CHAMANO MORE KARMA>CHAMANO MORE KARMA>CHAMANO MORE KARMA>CHAMANO MORE KARMA>CHAMANO MORE KARMA>CHAMANO MORE KARMA>CHAMANO MORE KARMA>CHAMANO MORE KARMA>CHAMANO MORE KARMA>CHAMANO MORE KARMA>CHAMANO MORE KARMA>CHAMA
It's Brazzover
NOCHAMA STATUS?????????????????????????
BEST TIMELINE CONFIRMED
SOVL
MY FUCKING GOAT
nigga keeps breaking his toe
I just lost 20 on ank but who cares
OHHHHHH HE HIT HIM IN THE GLOVES!!!!!!!
JIRI VS CHAMA 3
>>151183000heemers respect fake ones wouldn't get it
i do like that celebration. quality
wankalaev sisters i don’t think we’re getting the trilogy…
THE BEST PART IS THAT ANK AINT GETTING A REMATCH AFTER THIS
I look forward to seeing Ankalaev through the lens of a 500 dollar FPV
>>151182879That can't be healthy
Early stoppage
he must give up the title and move to HW i don't want my boy jiri fighting him
>>151182898I cannot believe my shit lagged and closed so I wrote this garbage while the stream loaded and I missed it
LIGHTHEAVYWEIGHTS TREMBLING
total sandnigger death
HOLY SHIT POATAN DID IT, UR A SO FUCKING GOOD HOLY SHIT
TOTAL DAGGOT DEATH
I'm fine worh my picks getting heemed. Good heem
>I got to witness this thanks to a tummy acheThanks tummy
NICE TAKEDOWN YOU DUMB RAT HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
HEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Throws a sloppy overhand right and it luckily lands behind the ear and takes out his balance. I actually think carlos will beat pereddit.
CHAMA CHAMACHAMA
>>151183071A pure soul. A warrior spirit. The wisdom of a scholar. The heart of a poet.
>>151183075POOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA
abysmal stoppage
Told you weight fraud but the Brit bitched
>>151183017Kino
CHAMAAAAAAA
>>151183075YAPPARI BURAZIUUUUUUUUUU
KINOOOOOOO
Pereira took that "NO Chama" personally
Some real kino tonight lads
That was the earliest stoppage in UFC history
Dogshit division lmao.
whole fight can fit in a webm lol
POATAN JIRI 3 RETURN OF THE CTE
MUDSLIMES THATS YOUR GUY??? GRIM
>>151183088witch curse destroyed
>>151183107Yeah I'm gonna need a fucking name for this one
i feel a bit bad for ankalaev even though i'm happy the belt is back on poatan. guy gets treated like the worst thing since hitler when everybody sucked off khabib or other dagestanis who do nothing but crotchsniff
>i... i....
>>151183126Based
>>151183142when the ref tells you to fight back you’re supposed to start fighting back
>>151183083Yeah. Ankalaev wasn't getting out of that but he wasn't hurt that bad yet. Herb should've let it go for 5 more seconds.
>>151182959>ank wcaptcha in denial
KINOOO PUTA QUE PARIU
>>151183158my ass, he took a fuckton of hits without reacting
Lads you know what this means?NO MORE P***STHANK YOU POATAN
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM>>151183100He a real nigga ong, on bd, on gd, on fonem, on dead bro
>>151183142Kind of because he was shelling up, but he wasn't doing shit and he's the champ, he has to do more than that
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM INBRED
ANK IS SUCH A RAPED BITCH EZ FUCKING GAME HOLY SHIT
>>151183166nvm I'm actually fucking blind
>>151183132what about the pressure and shit from the first second?
NO MORE ANKA
So Jiri is getting heemed for a third time.
Picks unheemed. Post it, bro.
Chama to you, Krauts!
>>151183000He just loves striking
WHAT A FUCKING NIGHT, I CAN SLEEP WELL TODAY, IT WAS A PLEASURE BOYS
>>151182952Jiri's happy Alex won because the idea of re-matching someone who knocked him out excites him.
11 WinnersUSA x4NetherlandsPolandIrelandUKCosta RicaBrazilCanada
>>151183142did you want him to rain 12-6 elbows into his head for 4 and a half minutes
LHW is a really really bad division
Reddit won
but honestly the real question is, will he vacate the belt and move to HW? or will he get a double belt shot
Ankalaev underestimated him
apologize to jamawl
>>151183168Nothing personal. We just don't like muslims, lad.
>>151183212have a great night man
>>151183204Ulberg is getting weemed and Alex is retiring
Picks heemed by I'm ok with it
>>151183204there is zero change the jiri that fought today wouldn't get zeemed again. they should make the ulberg fight
>>151183158Yea he should've taken another 20 unanswered shots minimum.
>>151183209let him bang bro
POATAN IS THE GREATEST BRAZILLIAN OF ALL TIME UR THE GOAT I FUCKING LOVE YOU
>>151183212I am happy for you bro. I am glad your nerves are now happiness.
>>151183204He might an hero
>>151183221im a winner in everything i do
KEK
>>151183186Hits to his gloves. They wanted Poo to win.
>Takes one punch >Immediately grabs a leg>"SAVE ME KHAB-ACK"!
>>151183226pajeet
>>151183222yes, dagestan deserves 40 minute of these elbows
>>151183168Same
US BROWN BOYS KNOW WHATS UP
>>151183259LMFAO
CAHAMA
Bros i have brazza niggas likes everyone here but Alex it's too reddit and very disrespectful.... i just want a Jiri typa of champ not a ko merchant a reddit ko merchant desu
>>151183158You need to go back
>>151183222Yes
>>151183264AHAHAHA HE IS A PAKI
>>151183168We hate ank because his fights are boring but his arogant and talks trash but in an unfunny way. People cheered for Khamzat, its not about politics.
>>151183221I’m so happy
>>151183262they made the right decision, can't have merab and the other fuckface as champ together.also ank wasn't doing anything
>>151183238you too bro>>151183255thanks my dude, i appreciate it
RESPECT
>>151183222Yeah we do. These niggas get paid enough for it. He hit the gloves more than anything else. GayFC is finished and rigged.
HEEEEEEEEEM HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIITT 90% PEREIRA IS UNKILLABLE
>>151183259KWAB
>>151183162someone do this pls
>>151183253Na, big nog
>>151183281Go write in your diary, pussy.
>>151183222Yes.
Magomed "Remember The Name" Ankalaev
>>151183233he wasn't ready for an Alex who was really looking for HEEM.If Ank had been smarter, he should have gone for the takedown from the first second when Aelx started throwing fire.
he's actually gonna fight jon at the white house lmao
>>151183296based furGOD i kneel
Huh? What happened to Jones?
fuck jon jones and fuck his brothers, there is no skipping aspinall
>>151183281*i hate*fuck phoneposting
a moment of silence>CHAMAAAAAkek
izzy at home seething
>>151183221Feels good being smarter than 90% of /heem/tards
>>151183324Erm based
>>151183259OH NO NO NO
boomer bros.... is our time???
Man Chama is a chad. True alphas are always pure in the soul
>gay jay jones's brother
>>151183328jjs bro died
>>151183328his brother died yesterday
>n-no... noo... NO NO NO NONO NOOOOOO>Posts gigabytes of tranny porn
>>151183340KINO
I'll level with ya, b. I don't give a fuck about the Jones household. And that's ok.
>>151182522you're wrong, and therefor the bottom for tonight
>>151183340A fucking monkey did thatDisrespectful shit
VAXX STATUS?
>>151183328His brother died
>Literally any fight>Ends>Graph appears >Record of eating apples backstage (2) since 2016 >(Jon Jones)
>>151183328RIP BONES
>when he gets an opponent that's actually a wrestlerANKALAEV ISN'T A WRESTLERhow do these guys get paid for this commentary?
*does a gay little dance*
>>151183328his brother died. wtf I just learned that too.
>>151183259who is this?
>>151183324Yup and he's going to get submitted instantly kek.
>>151183345it's not basedbecause alex heems him in 30 seconds it's going to be gane vs jones 2.0
Ulberg vs AlexJiri vs Anka
why did the great islam warrior crawl into a ball on the ground like a coward
>>151183324dana won't go back on his word, he doesn't need JJ on the white house card. He has conor
>>151183329Asspinall is a faggot
Jiri Alex bromance
>>151182332oh no...
>Marky Suckybergy
>>151183324jones is a fat fuck now, unless the fight happens in hw it's not happening.
>>151183374NOT AGAIN
Jiri is literally an anime MC
>>151183399i meant to say if alex DOESN'T heem him in 30 seconds
>>151183340I recognize that stance!
jiri vs ankh pereira vs ulberg book it
>>151182185He looks like a nurse
>yeah im happy that little faggot lost for making fun of me on twitterbased
>>151183359>>151183381>>151183357hope bones spirals and ODs
nice production as always mr. ufc
>>151183431I know you like it anon it's okay
Never again will I have to hear “put him ankalaev” How sweet. Thank you Alex.
>i will find a wayi love jiri bros..
Imagine ever thinking ank was good
>>151183422JJ is literally the biggest faggot in the world, atleast aspinall heems
So jiri cheered for alex cause ankalev bullied him on twitter? did I hear that right?
>>151183328>>151183393oh the fat one, damn rip
>>151183436I tuned out. Is Jiri doing something?
Remember when izzy wanted the Jones fight? Imagine if Jones vs Pereira happens. The man made an entire career on trolling izzy.
>>151183419of course he doesn't need jonbut why wouldn't you book it anyway? that's a huge fucking main event and jon won't duck that one. there is no bigger event than that outside of tom vs jones or ilia vs islam
>>151183221Second time I've pulled this off. Starting to think I'm pretty good at this shit.
Muzrat was NEVER on his level>>151182952My GOAT
Jiri is my boy
>>151183483telling Megan how he'll beat Alex but having no clue how to do it
>>151183491>The man made an entire career on trolling izzy.This is based
>>151183491Jones vs Pereira at the white house lawn would be kino
Great start to the actual day. Smell ya later
imagine jones vs pereira at the whitehouse
Is Alex greater than Israel now?
Jiri is pure of heart and brimming with absolute soul.
>>151183436Watching him fight like a drunken caveman and still heem Khalil was an absolute Kino moment. He’s a true samurai.
>>151183361We're still okay.. We have some other proud Dagestani champions.. I think?
>>151183491I still can't believe people thought that would happen. Jon would've literally raped him.
that boring rat is never getting a TS again.HAve fun losing to JIri next you stupid fuck
Imagine me vs (you) at the whitehouse
>>151183497Because jon has already done his damage to dana with the aspinall fight, he literally tore up an agreement. If dana goes back on his word he will look like the ultimate pussy. They owe aspinall after all that shit and it would be the ultimate insult doing jones and pereira at HW
Ank got inside calf kicked once and switched to orthodox until he got heemed, kinda weird
>Jon Jones brother diedDamn rip, but that means he sacrificed him for his last win against Aspinall
>>151183535Always was
>>151183535I bet he'll do better at Gaza
>>151183524Good morning bro
>>151183559Jan broke his legs in round 1. Pereira was clearly not all there in the first fightAnk sucks ass.
>>151183535izzy with the belt was awful to watch. absolute stinkers with whitaker 2, vettori, cannonier, romero, blachowitz. alex has zero fights like those.
>>151183535yes
Ulberg is shaken by what he just saw.
jdm is gonna do islam exactly like that
>>151183595izzy also lost 3 of those fights
>>151183555>at hwno they won't do it at hw unless alex agrees to vacate or it's a superfight and if that's the case then it's simply a superfight and shouldn't matter as it doesn't impact tom or the rankings>but danadana will make billions off of jon and jon wont get anywhere near the amount he was going to get to fight tom, it's a win/win for dana
>>151183595You mean that guy who played with his dog’s wiener?
imagine if some deranged member of the crowd waited until after the card to attack joe on camera during the post card commentary circle jerk and came sprinting through the sea of shitty fold up chairs to permaheem him
Aspinal beats Pereira in less than a round
>>151183665Kek
>>151183665the dream
I kindo of missed jizzy because it was fun to hate on him but then I remember his retarded fans who though he could do no wrong and made million excuses for him
>>151183697aspinal's way bigger than pereira so it wouldn't be fair
>>151183328brother diedsounds like he had some pre-existing heart condition, had a pacemaker and everything
>>151183622whittaker 2, romero and?
>>151183259Pissi cuckitini
>>151183665yeah that would be so bad I really wouldnt like to see that and I wouldn't laugh about it
>>151183665A man can dream
>>151183736the one they actually got right, jan
did Jon kill his brother?
>>151183763oh yes lmao
>>151183752Go watch a Disney movie then. Frozen might be more your style.
>>151183764Yeah
