General
>tfw my child is going to grow up enjoying a Detroit Lions dynasty
• 2nd most playoff wins of all time• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history
Greta stands with the Ramily
There's just something lacking about the NFL now. It just has no soul anymore.
>>151185314Fuck anime
What retarded time do I have to set my alarm for the vikes game
>>151185392Hasn't for years
>>151185468she told you not to send that to anyone
>>151185468it starts exactly at 6 hours and 39 minutes my fren! see you then!
imagine missing out on even a single minute of sleep to watch the Vikeks and the Browns
My local news did a cover of the launch and they interviewed some of the people waiting for the midnight release. One woman sad she already bought 6 copies online and she went to target to buy 3 more. She said "Taylor deserves it" at the end.
Broncos at Phillyyyyyy I really want to see this game
>>151185521something is very wrong with us but no one wants to talk about itwe are not well
Rasm (still) gonna finna boutta win da owl
>>151185520fren, why are you still up at this hour
>>151185521women are so fucking retarded
you may not want to hear it, but the season is already over for The Raped
>>151185584crazy how they taught the cats to do that
>>151185590playin vidya. i really should go pass out though
>>151185548Watch it! It's all your my friend
>>151185607nice try Shehawksfag
the bodymurder gayvens are gonna be 1-5 at the bye before lameme comes back KWAB
>>151185335As long as they have Brad Holmes and Dan Campbell, they're in good hands.
>TNF had more viewers than Red Sox @ Yankees Game 3 ALWCboreball not beating the allegations.
>>151185619go to sleep fren, sleep is important
>>151185764I only watch baseball when it's the playoffs or if I go in person occasionally
>>151185764NFL is king
>>151185687Harbaugh needs to do what Andy Reid did: get fired, take a year to regroup, and find a new team.
>>151185764Baseball has a serious issue developing their teams in the middle of the Country, they had St. Louis and STL alone to bail them out in that regard and now STL is a steaming pile of dog shit too. Coastalcucks don't tune into sports though so despite the best all the best teams in baseball are coastalcuck teams with bottomless wallets to out compete the smaller market, nobody is tuning in to watch it. Meanwhile the most dominant team in NFL for the last decade has been Kansas city.
There's a non-zero chance that Andy Reid has said "I don't give a fuck about those little shits, the players are my real sons" to his wife at least once
>>151185584we're not done by a long shot
>>151185903>Take a year Reid played all of 2012 for Philly and immediately hopped to KC in 2013. Infact he was on his way to his first interview of the off-season in Arizona when Clark Hunt intercepted Andy Reid at a layover in Kansas City. Did the interview right there and to apologize to cardinals fans, he never made it to Arizona.
only 5 hours of sleep is worth it to watch my KANGZ in the morning. i can always nap in the afternoon when the trash (non-KANG) teams are playing
>>151185997go to bed now fren! see hou in gamethread! I will create one in 4 hours
>he's going to miss church to watch the vikings lose to the browns in the morning
Vikes bro here. Think I'm gonna skip out on tomorrow's game and just watch YouTube vids now.
Penis Jr.
coach prime 8
Macaque Jones.
Just woke up, did Mark Sanchez died?
>>151186079you are on thin ice
>>151186094>sanchez orders food>delivering driver parks in spot that sanchez didn't want him to park in>conflict ensues>at some point sanchez tries breaking into vehicle>at some point sanchez gets pepper sprayed>sanchez eventually gets stabbed and arrested but is in stable condition that's just what i've heard
1-169 hours until Daniel Jones kills >us
>>151186094No, he's apparently healthy enough to be arrested so he's probably not going to die.
>>151186344Sad!
>Mark Sanchez ruined his life over being drunkyou hate to see Alcoholism claim another
>>151186408I don't. I think it's funny.
>>151186443yes, and it'll be funny when you die alone and destitute
>>151186452>pity party for muh millionaire who couldn't control his drinkshut up you fag
>>151186452I'm not Mark Sanchez though. Imagine getting BTFO by a 69 year old and butt fumbling your whole fucking life away.KWAB
>>151186530There is a BAC level where you'd destroy everything in your life too
>From my point of view the Uber Eats drivers are evil
and the pass is
>>151185358would
>>151186642INTERCEPTED AT THE GOAL LINE BY MALCOLM BUTLER!UNREAL!
>>151185764what mexican is ever going to watch baseball over a fucking la football game?????
>>151186604destroy this bussy
>>151186634Maybe Sanchez got mad at the doordash guy for being able to deliver on Sundays
>>151186634kekKEK
>>151186642>>151186673
>>151186673still the most posted webm in /sp/ history
>>151186804yeah but it was spammed every hour of the day for 2 straight years afterwards in a deliberate campaign stating they'd post it every day.
>>151186826you mad?
>>151186858Why would me stating the truth of what happened after that Owl result in me being mad
state the truth of this bussy
>>151186882I thought london was full of browns
wtf is a Browns. what do they even cheer for, the color brown? retarded ass franchise no wonder they never won anything
Mahomes only aired it out 40 times last season (Throws of 20+ yards)He has 18 in just 4 weeks in 2025. Rice isn't even back yet.You should be very, very fucking scared.
My personal most anticipated game of the day. I don't know what the fuck is going to happen.>inb4 most anticipated bussy
>>151186910Ohio was a mistake
>>151186088https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Eyhq-D9yM
>>151186927>buncos defense stifles niggles offense>bix nood can't do anything because he sucks>niggles win a low scoring game
>>151186927the matchups kinda suck today. I was thinking redzone but this might do
>>151186910The Browns were named after their first coach, Paul Brown. Paul Brown would later be fired by Art Modell so he created his own football team that still plays in the NFL to this day, the Cincinnati Bengals. His son Mike Brown still owns the Bengals and is widely considered the cheapest owner in the league.
>>151186946Wouldn't be surprised if the iggles d puts up more points than either of the offenses. Fangio is gonna have something for Bix Nood's ass.
my personally most anticipated bussy of the day
>>151186956my Colts against the Raiders
What should I do during the games? My Rams were already gaped on TNF.
>>151186986That's an easy win, the Raiders are in shambles and the Colts are looking very good
>>151187027Watch some AFC football games or take a day off and go fishing or something
>>151187027Watch the Bucs-Seahawks game. You guys really need the Seahawks to lose that one.
How have the UK audiences reacted to /ourguys/?
>>151187027Go to church. Clean a bit of garbage on the side of the road. Adopt an animal from local shelter. The world is your oyster today!
>>151186956brought to you by Draft King!
>>151187088Very popular at the pubs, so I'm told
double parking is honestly cringe as fuck
>>151187107>Clean a bit of garbage on the side of the road.Theres a redditor who did this for a full year spending hours cleaning up shitholes in cities like SF, LA, Etc until he was offered a high paying job in Calgary or some shit to clean up their streets too.More people need to do stuff like this. It's how you don't let Indian(Asian not our kind) culture win.
Mmmmmmm talk about yummy
>>151187291wasn't her mom a satanist or something. also not listening to her new album no matter how much spotify tries to force it.
>>151187309(You) Will be in the passenger seat of someones car who has the radio on where it plays Wood and (You) will unfortunately be unable to escape listening to the song about Travis Kelces cock
Is this.... dare I say... it for the Sanchize?
>ever being in a vehicle with someone else driving holy cuck do mutts really let other men, or worse a woman, drive them around like a child???
>>151187291THICC
>>151187329I don't see how he keeps his job after this. He wasn't one of the top announcers.
>>151187355wow
Mark Sanchez sobriety rehab arc gonna go nutsI think he could still get a spot with Amazon on TNF if he leans really heavily into the being saved by jesus card
Mark Sanchez finally did it! The Butt Fumble is only the second most embarrassing thing to happen in his life now
FICC
>>151187353I like this guy
>>151187353Enjoy dying in a drunk driving accident
>UAE style posting>no UAE flaghmmmmmm
>>151187247It's unironically time for non-npcs to take this rock back from the shitdicks actively ruining it. You can literally be Jesus of your local community by just being a decent person.
>>151187426funny that people have to imagine that stick insect is far sexier than she actually is
>>151187573tbqhwyf I don't know if I wood after hearing that Travis Kelce dickmatized her.
>>151187573Your women are ugly as sin, you have no room to talk
>>151187619Hope Taylor sees this.
>>151187695Hope the ugly slags in the UK see this.
reading donna tartthttps://youtu.be/dlGm9fhQKGA
>>151187743my iggies dinner dab in Shawn Paintin'https://youtube.com/watch?v=uocHYbEbWSE
Bo Nix gonna gape the Eagles bussy today
>bo pix qbs
>>151187743where is this from ?
>>151187969looks like the Blair Witch Project
>>151187381Yeah. Because everyone knows giant media companies love promoting Christianity. That's probably why they're all owned by Christians.
Bone Eggs is gonna feast today
Aj brown finna get MOSSED
mark sanchez did nothing wrong
>>151188656big face nigga
Agreed, double parking is fucking gay
Do I need to go back to bed? When does this bullshit start?
When will Mexican on Mexican violence stop?
>>1511891231 hour 45 minutes from now give or take a few minutes for the double national anthems
my dertroit teams finna double up on wins today
is it just me or has the novelty of football being back on worn off for anyone else?
>>151189322Sports as a whole have meant less and less to me as the years have gone on. My peak investment in it being when I was in middle and highschool.
>wake up>remember saints play todayfuck
>Vikings in England...again
international games are fucking dumbforeigners will only ever care about divegrass because they are too poor to play anything else
This game is going to be so unbelievably shitty
>>151189322The first weekend of the year is unironically the best, even better than the superbowl imo. It’s all downhill from there
>>151188656on diick lmao
>>151189947it’s 1066 all over again
what does stafford see in this crazy bitch anyway?
>>151190694>be in california>can never ever get divorced without some sheboon judge bankrupting you and turning your kids into tranniesMany such cases
>>151190694What, are you some jealous femcel?
>>151189220>3 x 2 = 4Are the bars open in Detroit already?
>>151190694reminder: matt has to stay monogamous but kelly can fuck whoever she wants
>>151190819is that true or did you make that up?
>>151190803thro pix kek
>>151190882I think he's referring to when they were in college and Kelly was fucking half the football team.
>>151190803Looks like it's time for /sp/ to fill out the Bo Nix apology forms. You love to see it.
>>151189182>double national anthemsThe national anthem is still legal in bongland? I assumed it had been deemed racist and b&, like they did with their flag.
Brady Quinn replacing Mark Sanchez Due To Injury could have been a plain dealer headline from 2010.
>>151189220was heart attack time when kahnle went in and then also not scoring in the 10th
>[Schefter] Raiders TE Brock Bowers has been playing through a PCL injury and bone bruise on his knee that has impacted his performance. Doctors have said the only way to recover from the knee injuries he suffered on opening day vs. the Patriots is to rest, which Bowers has been unwilling to do.Brock Bowers garuanteed to Gronk his way into an early retirement!
>>151191152>Brock Bowers garuanteed to Gronk his way into an early retirement!His alternative is being on the Raiders. He's making decisions that are best for his mental health.
only mark "butt fumble" sanchez could pull off losing his job and getting arrested over being stabbed
>>151191208mark was just having a little fun. sorry for partying
Trial should go like this>So were you infact double parked?>...Yes>Case dismissed, Sanchez you are clear of all charges
I may or may not have but definitely did get way too fucking drunk last night, but at least it means I had to wake up early this morning to avoid shitting the bed so I get to watch some foosball with my 4chan niggas. Brb pouring the remaining tallboys in the fridge out in disgust, the convenience store clerk that sold them to me should be arrested because I was so fuckin drunk I don't even remember buying them.
>>151191805>WAAAAAHHHHH I shouldn't be responsible for my actions. Somebody else should get in trouble
>>151191805>not drinking those tallboys slowly over the next few hours to avoid the hangover and make the kangz losing to the browns more entertaining ngmi
Bills
>>151191805Real niggas drink the leftover tallboys to help with the hangover. You must be new to this drinking thing
>mfw NFL starts at 9:30 this morning and lasts all day
>>151191933>>151192000Dubs and trips don't lie, I'll drink the tallboys. Hangover is already starting to creep in and it is not gonna be a fun time otherwise. >>151191903You're right, I'm mostly just mad that even blacked out drunk I'm more well behaved than most people are sober. Guy probably didn't even know I was shitfaced already. >>151191725He'll probably catch a big ass fine and get court mandated substance abuse counseling. I hope he keeps his job so people can clown his ass for years about getting his ass kicked by someone's grandpa.
it's time to admit that black women can't sing worth a shit.
worst anthem I've ever heard
>>151192219The days of Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey are long gone.
>US anthem got booedlol
why was Joy Reid singing our national anthem?
Why's that bitch standing on the flag?
>>151192269how far we've fallenbongs used to love us
>>151185358She must have ditched the vegan diet. Id love to show her my dinghy and and put some ocean spray on her gaza strip
Was that Sisqo doing the anthem?
>>151192246every bitch thinks they're whitney. the problem is that there was only ever one whitney and they aint her.
>>151185358This is AI
lol, the irony of us singing our national anthem, in the country removed from our continent. The song is literally about killing your people. It does make sense that Browns are playing in London, population is of that.
>>151192306bongs used to be white, now they are all muslims.
>>151192306They're no longer a real country which is why they get the shit game. I'm not gonna start /pol/sting this early in the morning but engerlund not liking us is very much a good thing. Glad I missed the anthem though, they've been picking some really shitty singers for a long time. >penalty already 38 seconds into the gameFucking lol
>>151185903Harbaugh has one bad season and people start chimping. His win percentage and playoff appearance rate must be historically high
>>151192367and US citizens used to be honest, hardworking, and a strong sense of self identity, now they're lazy, dishonest pickmes.
>Gabriel does a 360 and walks away
>>151192413>but engerlund not liking us is very much a good thing.This. When Muslims and commies hate you you know you're doing something right.
Is it just me or does it seem like we don’t get nearly as many replays? No Gabriel replay.
Minnesota gets a 40 burger today based off this first play
>>151192482they cut into commercial time.
>>151192482The nfl doesn't want you to notice the game fixing.
I got confirmation Myles Garrett ate at a kebab place famous for foodposioning last night, his knees gonna be weak
That was BLATANT DPI
>>151186408This is legit why I don't drink anymore. The last time I drank was 10 years ago and I did and said so much stupid shit that I realized that I could not ever do that shit anymore because eventually I would ruin my life in a single night. Also, alcohol tastes disgusting.
>>151192601I meant to type OPIjefferson was committing OPI
>>151190925What girlfriend of a qb in college doesn't fuck the team?
LolAlso fuck the post timersBros I think the browns might win today
>>151185358My Pammies
Who is on commentary
>>151186408>>151192630It's biblical: being drunk opens your heart up to "10,000 disorders".
>d-line fullbackWtf the browns are playing actual football
>>151192832the alcohol we evolved with isn't the same as high ABV spirits that claim the souls of those with addictive personalities.
>>151192796The broadcast team that had the famous>uh oh>OH NO>OH WOW!
>>151192796Kenny Albert play by play and Jonathan Vilma colour
>>151192996That's grim. Kenny Albert deserves a better commentary partner.
>>151192907Idk man I think the real problem is people have problems in their life that they barely have a handle on and then they get shitfaced and let go of the handle and the problems come out. I literally got blackout drunk last night and all I did was walk home, buy more beer at the corner store, eat my dinner in bed, and get banned on reddit for telling some retard to kill himself. Meanwhile Sanchez was shitkicking an old man for parking like an asshole. >>151192832Technically it's only getting drunk that is a sin, not drinking in and of itself. Just get a breathalyzer and keep it under .08 bac and you're not sinning. >Kangz wr has a diamond chain on in the gameI hope someone grabs it and uses it to throw his ass to the ground.
>direct snap to the RB who fakes a run and makes a fucking great pass to their backup TE for a tuddyWhat the fuck this is an actually good game
>>151193384The worldwide games have to be entertaining its part of the new plan. No one wants to see boring ball and you can't offer a boring product in London where ur trying to build a brand
>>151193433>you can't offer a boring product in LondonBut they watch soccer all the time
I literally don't give a shit about this game
>>151193433Yeah but there's no way it gets players from that country that are good on their team and I really don't see a lot of American nfl players wanting to have to live in bongland and pay their retarded taxes and be beheld to their retarded laws to be on the team. I sure the fuck wouldn't.
>penalty>commercial>penalty>penalty>commercialGlad I woke up early for this shit
The nfl should have a type of relegation where the owner of the worst team should be forced to sell the team
>>151186088And there it is
>>151193797The chiefs had a couple bad years but I'm glad they're still owned by the Hunt family. But yeah it would suck to have an owner who truly doesn't give a fuck.
>>151194014>>151194014>>151194014we are all in here
bone eggs n harmony
but I won't cry for yesterday, there's an ordinary world
>>151187426Evermore and Folklore are pretty good albums but everything else Swift has made since 2012 is garbage.
>>151193687Im not even watching it right now
>>151185358looked knifed up, don't quit your day job
>Dillon Gabriel>5'11lol
Look how smol he is
>wince
>>151194737>>151194869Still taller than Baker
>>151185607How are my Bangles going to be 3-2!? After today?Crazy
>govt claiming ICE will be at superbowl Why? Do they think Bad Bunny is handing out tickets to illegals or something?
wow actual music
>>151195283because it's not in the US lol.
>clowns do something
Total records if you don't count divisional games1. (8-2) NFC West2. (6-3-1) NFC North3. (5-4-1) NFC East4. (5-5) AFC West5. (5-7) AFC North6. (4-6) AFC South7. (3-5) AFC East8. (4-8) NFC South
>gabriel is a serviceable, stable, and capable qb showing absolutely no legitimate reason to move on from him this seasonHow will Shadman fans react?
fellas its cold and nasty outside, I'm thinkin it's gonna be a chili day.
The 1pm games are so ass today. Hopefully Broncos vs Eagles is decent.
>>151196342It’s 80 here :/
The 2025 Vikings are why the 2025 49ers paid Brock Purdy
>>151195840>Eagles account for 3 of the 5 NFC wins
Did you thank our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ today, anon?
Sup lads what did I miss?
feels asinine for the NFL to try to expand in europe, canada is right there and we have our own league to boot, travel times would make more sense, etc. there can't be that much money in europe can there?
are the toxins actually going to win today?
why are browns players so black
>>151196769canadian gov't won't allow expansion
>>151196783Yeah
>Own a team>Your biggest rival is named after youif the Browns 73-0'd the Bengals 9001 times in a row, the Bengals would still own the Browns kek
gay ass holding penalty kills a drive. fuckin refs
>>151196769there is no money in europeNFL loses millions on these games
>Mark Sanchez is only 38Did anyone else realize this?
SCAAAAAAR
>Tua live pregame press conferencehttps://voca.ro/16zeReJy3aIB
This colored color commentator is a fucking moron holy shit I can't wait for this game to be over so I don't have to hear his stupid ass
>>151197267It's weird because I remember watching him play for the Jets when I was in high school but he's not that much older than me.
>>151196769Canada sucks and is retarded, zero reason to expand there. Plus they already have cfl.
Even with 17 games we still figured out how to go 8-8
>>151196809They come from a time when blacks were considered brown skinned a more primordial time from long ago, they were just unfrozen and told to play quarterback, it was Shedeurs Jesus Magic. Now they are the mortal enemies of The Vikings, white skinned black men from the frozen north, they are the protectors of humanity against The Brown Men!(Batteries Sold Separately)
>>151197356we're going 10-6-1
>>151185339• 1st most playoff wins of all time• 1st most Superbowl MVP's of all time• Most TDs in NFL history• Most Yards in NFL history• Most playoff wins in NFL history• Most super bowl wins in NFL history• 7 > 3, 2-0• Most Super Bowl appearances• Has more Super Bowl victories than any single franchise• Most Super Bowl MVPs of all time• Most Super Bowl TDs of all time• Most passing yards in a single Super Bowl• Oldest player to lead the league in passing yards• Oldest player to be named 1st team All-Pro• Oldest player to win MVP• Oldest player to win the AFCCG• Oldest player to win the NFCCG• Oldest player to win a Super Bowl• Oldest player to win Super Bowl MVP• At the age of 44, broke the record for most completions in a single season• At the age of 45, broke the record for most completions in a single season
browns lose
>>151197376Mahomosisters... Our response? Execute Order 29.
they knew
>>151197356Tomlin already figured it out. It might even have been the first 17 game year. Master class on going .500+
>>151196769Putting a team in Toronto, Montreal, Calgary, and Mexico City makes a lot of sense.
>>151190694Whenever you see people making inexplicable romantic decisions it's usually due to some preference instilled in childhood. His mother was probably a ditzy bipolar wackjob with sanpaku eyes, too. People seek out what they're familiar with
Imagine barely beating the Browns led by Dillon Gabriel
be honest, bros. do i have a chance of getting my season tickets before I die?
/redzone/bros...
I'm fucking livid that they just fed Addison so hard on the last drive. fuck Minnesota I hope their plane crashes into the Atlantic
>>151190694is that his mum?
I don't think they should add any teams. Half of the league's teams aren't even run with the intent to contend. NIL/Transfer culture in college has already done extreme damage to player development. There's only 10-15 starter quality QBs on the planet at any given time.More teams means a shitter product, and the quality of play has already been on the downturn for a few seasons.
wtf there was time on the clock
>>151197652Truth nuke.
>>151196769latin america makes more sense than europe since latrinx want to be white but we're too poor for roger jewdell so they'll waste money trying to get a dying generation of european boomers to care
>barely beating the Dillion Gabriel and elite Browns offenseYeah, I’m thinking we’re back
>put QB in as deep safety>throws shoe at opponent's hail maryjust try to poke holes in my plan
>>151197601how old are you? if you're over 30 you're ngmi.
>Try again when you're 5 inches tallerWhy did wentz say that?
Is he back
>>151197758>5'11 vs 6'0
>>151185339Cringe>>151197376BASED
holy mogged
Was all the money worth it
Browns are 0-17 in first QB starts since 1999
>>151197601Do you own part of the team?
guys I think dillon gabriel deserves an apology
my FUCKING vikies :) <3 wait scratch that OUR FUCKING vikies!!!!!!! :3
>>151197786what $100M+ dollars will make man do...
The Browns are still shit. Even more than that they're actively trying to fucking suck. Kangz are also dogshit for just barely beating them.
>>151197500>500>masterclass in going .500+
>>151197786Probably, most of these guys don't care about winning. And why should they? It's a job
>>151197786What does this giga-nigga do?
Shout out to the guy who picked my Kangz as his suicide pool team this week. You live another.
>Browns are 0-17 in first QB starts since 1999this should be statistically impossible
Terrible loss for Gabriel. I demand that Sheduer starts next game, that's the only way we start winning.
kek
vikings played like absolute shit but the browns played like absolute turbo giga shit
Where's the redzone thread?
Shadeur wins that game
raiders - colts game thread>>151197868>>151197868>>151197868
>>151197846shouldn't you be getting those blood clots taken care of coach primate?
Addison benched for a quarter for getting drunk the night before only to come back and catch the game winning td, yea im thinking it’s kino
>Browns go to shorten the field>Complete pass, out of bounds with 1 second left>Reffies just run it off anyway and call the game overIs the Minnesota market really than much larger than Cleveland? Why did the league need to rig this?
Shiturd loses that game by double digits
>>151197887It's the stuff you only read about in Texas High School football articles.
If you want to beat the Browns you just need to score 20 points
>>151197900Who cares? Why are you posting about a 3rd-string QB?
>>151197889They didn't get out of bounds, runner was down before the ball left the field of play. The refs do suck but the game was over.
>>151197889He was tackled in bounds.
>>151197889He was clearly down in boundst. vikeshits hater
>>151197889>out of boundsblind retard
>>151197887that's real ball right there
>vikeshitskek, retards seething so hard my Kangz they are just scrambling words together like an autist, Ahhh, gonna be a good day.
>>151197889they should've been up by more points against a hospital team with a swiss cheese o line in the first place
>>151197889The NFL needs the Browns to be garbage so all the other teams can have somebody to make them feel good.
>>151197973You barely beat the browns.
>>151197992>>151197992>>151197992redzone
wat game we watchan
>lolphins and pussiesOh man I've GOTTA watch that game! Fucking lmao.
>>151197993Did better than some other team did...
>>151197993The word “beat” is still in there sweaty ;)
Vikings :)
>gabriel played really good still!this glaze for a manlet 3rd rounder is crazy, i'm no shedeur fan but if the browns have a competent qb they're a solid playoff team
>>151197993still won seethe about it mr punctuation
>>151197977The Vikings have embraced Shanahan's dark pagan religion . The blood of our injured players only makes us more powerful.
>>151197611>>151197872Sorry, couldn't bake today because I just got here, glad someone else baked
redzone on the big screen, which shit game should i put on the little screen?
>>151198012>he only watches one game at a time>he has to sit in a chair and be dressed while doing it
>>151198070Broncos iggles obviously
>>151198070horse dildo anal pornography
>>151198070Raiders colts because they might show the crazy milf owner on the sideline
>>151198070I've got RZ on TV and dual screening Ravens vs Texans+Broncos vs Eagles
>>151198036What was more annoying was Gabriel looked pretty good in the first half and then completely shit the bed in the second. And they stopped running the ball entirely. Makes zero fucking sense.
>>151198070for me, it's OUR iggles on the big screen and redzone on the monitor.
>>151198036It's not a surprise to anyone paying attention that Gabriel looked sorta competent. That's his deal, he's a high floor Guy that will never be a Dude.He's the same age as Nix/Penix/Daniels, and older than Caleb/Stroud/Young. He's 3 years older than Dart.
>>151198090I see you're a fellow man of culture as well.
>>151198036I think he can be a solid backup, maybe even a journeyman like Cousins and Fitztragic.
>only the 2nd player in chargers history to get 70+ yards in the 1st 4 games of the seasonWho fucking cares lmao
one time i saw someone refer to cam skattebo as a crayon eating psycho and that's a very funny and accurate thing to call him
>>151197931>>151197935>>151197944>>151197954>I just follow the company line instead of using my eyesI, personally, could never be this much of a faggot
Man I miss old school football. Teams be third and inches in the motherfucking shotgun. Like what happened to the fullback position? You think tush push is unstoppable? Imagine if the league had a dominate superstar fullback like Jim Brown again.
>>151198201Post the clip, then, if you're so confident
>>151198205I also miss old school football, when games were played by players and coaches instead of referees and executives
>>151198149I am not a "man of culture".I am not a "patrician".I am a PORN ADDICT, and I watch fetish porn. And if my porn isn't banned in the UK and USA, I don't watch it.
>>151198070family guy funny moments compilation
You guys ever flip through the local TV channels at noon to see what games are on and wind up watching a cute animal show for a few minutes?
How did Gabriel do today?
1-4avens
>>151198365Fuwamoco is not "a cute animal show" just because they wear dog costumes
>>151198365No, I live in the 21st century, where my TV shows me what's on each channel before I chose one.
>>151198321You should have seen what I once convinced a 16yo boy to do with a Wii remote.10/10
>>151198365Dad?
>>151198365sometimes i'll get sucked into home renovation shows
>>151198402Does that work with rabbit ears? I've never even fucked with it. I just quickly flip through ABC, NBC, CBS, and FOX.Considering today's slate of noon games, I might actually just watch one of the animal shows.
>>151198414Oh god, I really am getting old. I turn 40 in a couple months.RIP
>>151198365used to flip thru channels slow enough i could hear a few words each time so it created random sentences
>>151198527Lol middle age is the new 25... I only said that because my dad did that while waiting for Florida State @ Miami kickoff last night... love you anon hope you have a couple kids and a beautiful wife and house
>>151198418I actually checked real quick to see if one was on. No luck. Animal show, animal show, science show.
>>151198597Love you, too, anon. I hope your favorite team wins today.(Unless it's the Raiders, in which case I hope you find happiness with another team.)
>>151198403wii remotes aren't big, they're barely dick sized
>>151198715bummer, animal shows are great too though
A QB is trying to throw the football. His arm moves forward WITHOUT the ball. It is considered a legal forward pass and not a fumble
>>151198896I understand what you're trying to say but when you make a normal throw your arm also continues moving forward after you release the ball.
>>151198259>Can only be watch replays Sorry RedZone didn't cover it, but I watch games live
>>151198321Horse dildo porn isn't illegal in the US at all. Hell I watch quite a bit of it and own several of them myself, I have one inside me right this very second. You definitely have problems though and are not a man of culture, and if you beat off to pizza drawn or god forbid real you should jump into a running woodchipper feet first. On the plus side it looks like my toxins are going to win today and I'm not you, so yay!
>>151198966I watched live and saw him down in bounds.
Niggles just lost one of their olinemen, superb owl hopes just evaporated.
>Steps out of bounds 1 yard past the line of scrimmage>place the ball behind the line of scrimmagelmao you can see who has money on sacks
>>151199103Dickerson hasn't finished a game this year lmfao. He came into the season hurt and has been playing like it.
>>151199138I was thinking the same thing
>>151198812Yeah, but he was really small for his age, so it made the Wii remote look pretty big.It was nice to watch.
>>151199103This happened in weeks 1, 2, 3, and 4.
>>151198999>-5.00 diopters posting
Thinking about the Steelers again lads
>>151198978cool it with the autism buddy
>>151199170
The hospital ravens are fucked
>>151199170what?
I'll be damned, I figured out how to pull up the channel guide with the rabbit ears as input.Who the fuck decided to make that the left arrow on the fucking remote?
>>151199364Get a blog
My Saints are fucking trash
>>151199364I'm happy you figured it out and can enjoy a pleasant football sunday :)
>>151199387I had sex with your mother.And I guess the Cowboys scored a touchdown.
uh, shouldn't the play have been called dead?
Gabe was pretty good in his first start with the Browns. The whole story will be about Shedeur as usual because the media are fucking idiots, but Dillon was just fine and the offense was balanced.
>>151198205Boomer football was boring as fuck. The game peaked in the 2010s when QBs were passing for 400 yards every week.
>>151199446lmao the NFL is such a shitshow
>>151185314>titans fell for black big arm athletic meme QB instead of the white frat boy first overall What were the Titans thinking here? Dart is clearly the better QB and it’s not close
>>151199446That's wild. Closest thing I recall seeing to that was the big screen at the Cowboys stadium causing issues on punts.
>>151199518The Tits are an incredibly mismanaged organization from the top down.
is jaxon dart legit or is it still because there's so little tape on him?
Thank god my kangz have a bye next week. I can’t stand watching this terrible fucking team
>dart and Skateboo finally get a chance>go from worst to best team in the NFLwhite boy winter, NFL seething after trying to keep them down
>>151199566if it's a rookie QB it is always always always the latter.
>>151199566He's legit, but he's not elite. He's average and in the current NFL if you have an average QB you'll be good.
>>151199653
>>151199738
>>151199959noodle arm prevented a tuddie
noodle arm and it's a 50+ yard pass in the bread basket
>>151199959He throws such a nice deep ball
He's gonna post cope about him being wrong now, don't worry.
what game should i watch? watching redzone makes me feel schizophrenic
>>151199959Less rocket arm, more mortar arm
I'm just happy we get another KOC locker room speech.
>>151199799kek, reminds me of a less-fortunate play a while back..
>>151200012every QB in the league can throw the ball 50 yards. it was simply underthrown and devonta had to slow down for it
RATTLER DRAGON
I need one of the AI gooners to make an image of the AFC south as a woman with a Toxins colored strapon.
Baltimore season is over isnt it
>>151200193And the woman has to look like cory chase
>>151200198If they can sneak in the playoffs and everyone gets healthy in time they can.... flame out dramatically as always
>>151200232I'm okay with this.
>>151200298>get to playoffs>bench Lameme>win Owl
>$13jesus, really? bungles are playing at home against the lions and will get BTFO and their cheapest tickets are $153
I can go to any Titans game for free, but it's just not even worth going downtown. So glad I've never been a fan of this awful franchise.
*Titans home game, to be specific.
>geno's 8th pick so far this season seriously, when do they bench him?
>>151200367Bungles are the cheapest franchise in the league. Cardinals are not and are very fan friendly because they have to be.
>>151200367people can go play a nice round of golf right now in Scottsdale. What else are you going to do on a Sunday in fucking cincinatti?
>>151200512Coach sent him a letter last week saying he was benched, but Geno didn't write back.
>>151200522go to the american sign museum and then get some skyline chili
Is this a catch or not?
>>151200555my point exactly.
>>151200556At a glance I say no catch.
>>151200556>bobbles when his left is on the ground, has it with the right, but left is OB by that pointclear as day. retarded challenge.
>>151200556Left foot still down. Catch.
>>151200623>freeze-framehe bobbled it right after this. again. retarded challenge.
>>151185314I think castefootball.us has better football discussion.
>>151200651He still had control, imo (it's all subjective, anyway)
Have the Ravens given up?
>>151200707they're following their QB
Lol Ravens
>>151200556Would've been if he got his left foot down in bounds. As it stands, no.
>>151200704Wrong. Stupid.
Bo is shit
>>151200707They're going to get tattooed 42-10 today by the fucking Texans. Their defense is making their offensive line look elite. It's over.
Does Denver have a good defense besides Surtain?
>>151200868No shit
Is Daniels Jones elite?
HOW CAN HE MISS
>>151200899Always was
>and he still won Christ sanchez
>>151185335>this is a dynasty to them
Jest
>>151200948Goddamn what the FUCK?
>>151200707We talmbout September
>>151200948jesus dude
>>151200948>tries to kill old man>buttfumblesClassic
>>151200948no fucking way that's real
>>151200948Yeah Sanchez is definitely getting fired. He was trying to kill this dude. I hope he stuck him in the guts good so it fucks up the rest of his life.
Sanchez about to lose all his money
>>151200948>The truck driver later told authorities that the altercation began because Sanchez told him a hotel manager had barred him from standing in the loading dock, per TMZ. He also said that he smelled alcohol on Sanchez, whom he alleged was slurring his words, the outlet reported. >Security footage then showed the driver walking backward away from the former quarterback, who followed him, the Indy Star reported. According to the newspaper, police wrote, "Sanchez is seen running after [the man] and the video shows Mr. Sanchez grabbing and throwing [the man] towards the wall of the Westin.” >The altercation then continued in the alley, with Sanchez seen throwing the truck driver “to the ground,” the Indy Star reported, citing investigators. The driver told police he pulled pepper spray out of his pocket and sprayed the former football pro, who just wiped it off, according to the outlet.>“This guy is trying to kill me,” the driver told police he thought to himself in the moment. He said he then pulled out a knife and struck Sanchez two or three times, per the Indy Star. After the stabbing, Sanchez wore “a look of shock,” and the man fled the scene, but he was later discovered in a nearby bar, per the newspaper.
Proper football, lads
Score update
>>151201232I get that elite DL don't get holding calls against them once they have the reputation for being elite, but Carter's one of the only players I've ever seen who had the reputation no-calls happen the moment they were drafted
>Will Reichard’s 51 yard field goal hits a camera wire and deflects to the rightuh, shouldn't this have been a re-kick?
>>151201236Some boomer is jizzing his pants right about now
>>151201232That game was ridiculous. So many missed holds, including webmrelated that would have been a safety if called.
>>151200948Didn't Sanchez lose the fight? I wonder how he looks right about now.
mark sanchez when you try changing the cooking oil around him
>>151201284Holding AND hands to the face lmao
>>151201277Yeah, but that would show a flaw in roger's production, so it didn't/wasn't.
Lameme can’t choke in the playoffs if they don’t make itGuarantee you he’s faking injury too
>>151201277That's twice this weekend a camera or wire has gotten in the way, they're gonna have to figure this shit out.
>>151201148>Former NFL player vs 69 year old manSeems real to me, especially considering old people skin is much more fragile
>Blankenship still FAthere are too many ninja.png moments for this to stay true
>>151201321sanchez got shanked like 5 times while that guy only got punched
I want the Eagles to go 20-0, with every single game being an ugly slugfest. Literally nobody would be happy
>>151201410good. fuck that faggot glasses wearing faggot.
>>151201321>>151201200Old guys don't fuck around
>>151201416Throwing an old man to the ground and against a wall is a good way to kill them. Him using lethal force to defend himself is entirely justified. Sanchez is lucky he's still alive right now or he'd be facing murder charges and he's also lucky he didn't get fuckin shot or his guts ripped open for screwing around with an old man.
>>151201200>After the stabbing, Sanchez wore “a look of shock,”>Sanchez face when
>>151201430I'd laff at the Cowgirls
The Ravens might genuinely have the worst defense of all time
I'm so fucking tired of Brandon Staley's bend but don't break bullshit defense already. When can we fucking fire him?
>Cooper RushI thought the Ravens got only DEI backup QBs since the offense had to be reworked so drastically for run-first no-accuracy Lameme that real QBs can't function in it anymore (which the 3 points lends credence to)
where colin was WRONGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srOqskNI60o
Dart with a dumbass fumble making what was a great game go to shit
>>151201713They wanted Shadeur
>>151201713anthony richardson or justin fields would legit fit well in the ravens offense and would be decent backups
>>151201710>mad at the classic bend and then break defenseYou wouldnt understand because you aren't a defensive genius like Staley. He's worked with Sean McVay, show some fucking respect.
>>151201710>bend but don't breakthis is just an excuse people say when their defense sucks but they want to suck off the gm
The Saints have a lead for the first time this season.>>151201830Shedeur doesn't play anything like Lamar either They should have kept Huntley.
>>151201861You really should hear him drone on about not giving up explosive plays, meanwhile he lets opposing offense get easy yards underneath the entire fucking game.
>>151201400Oh, my first thought was that he was sitting out this game just to continue the charade that he was injured against KC>I didn't quit, guys! Look, I'm even sitting out week 5! You gotta believe me!
>>151201869They should trade for Richardson
>>151201410Dude was never the same after his injury
>>151201861bend don't break means they'll let opponents into the redzone but are good at preventing touchdowns. it's not perfect, but you should be able to win games as long as your offense doesn't suck ass
>>151201925Richardson can't even be decent under Shane Steichen. He has no hope.
>>151201925seriously, what's his trade value? he's owed $20.1 million this year and $10.8 million next year. Way too expensive for a backup
>>151201993>seriously, what's his trade value?Case of Bud Light, maybe a bag of stale pretzels.
>two nationally televised blowouts early>lions blowing out bengals on national tv late slot>bills btfoing pats on snfFuck you roger
You think John gets fired this year?
>>151202117Yeah, shit slate of games all day, at least on paper.I should have stuck with the animal shows.
Hey asshole, you gonna move your truck? Or are we gonna have a problem?
>>151202117Odd balance with week 3
>>151202189kek
>>151202117Bills aren't blowing out the pats lol
>>151202122i don't think he'll be fired, but would be forced to "mutually part ways" since he did bring them a ring and had them as a perennial playoff team
>>151202189Why did he even care about the guy moving the truck? Was he even parked there?
Eagles.
>>151202247no. he was at a hotel and took it upon himself to bust the guy's balls for double parkingmaybe he just hates double parkers? living in NYC for a while, you'd hate them too
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>>151202374Fag
What the FUCK is his problem?
>>151185305>>151185305>>151185305reuse
>>151202416Topkek, I love how prior to the season started we had people saying the Raiders would be a dangerous team this year.
>>151202117nah, Bills and Pats should be a good game. I could see the Bills dropping this one.
