chamavious >>151184834
chama
First for finland
ACKalaev
splendid stupendous"kino"
>heh. He's the guy, and he proved it tonight. That's a GOAT. Don't care what anyone says. I'm takin' that kid to the white house
Chama!
>does the exact same fucking thing he did when he lost against TJ and Umar where he faces into the cage for minutes at a time and loses the round decisively (but at least I didn't get taken down tho)amazing gameplan Cory & team. great job
It's Jiri's turn
>>151186564I cringed when he did the TikTok gesture or whatever. You already heemed the inbred rat; just leave it at that.
>>151186654Ank talked an insane amount of shit (or Ali did, the lines are blurred). It was deserved
>>151186600>when the heem hits just right
what's going through his head right now
>>151186671woah what is that knob on top of his head?
>>151186663Perhaps.>>151186681Tony does this to Khabitch btw
>>151186654absolutely necessary. he wasn't gonna let that tyre shop shit slide.
>>151186636It was funny hearing DC glaze his ability to get up and comparing it to the Umar fightMetab literally doesn't try to hold you down at all. He wants you to get back up so he can statpad more takedowns. How have people not figured this out yet?
>>151186750yeah honestly would be really interesting to see someone try to create a BJJ fight with merab. i don't know if bantamweight has a specialist like that. i assumed cory might go for it with ryan hall in his corner
Most fraudulent "champion" in history?
>>151186830I still think that belongs to hill
>>151186830Strickland
>>151186830>win 48-47 against injured champ>get heemsploded in 1 minute on rematchBelal was bad but this is worse.
I’m so happy bros, what a great night. Platinum Perry knuckled Jeremy Stephens, too.
>>151186863I hope he punches Gooby's dentures down his throat
>>151186830Bobby, nigga
>>151186870Gooby will be too exhausted desperately trying to get into Irish local government to knuckle up
>>151186844what's going through hill's mind right now?>"shieeeeet... i's finna neva beet Alex noaw"
>>151186830maybe
>>151186890>who cares, got mine
>>151186890Not much, as usual
>>151186888the run is over lad.
>>151186625christ what a bunch of faggots
>>151186830I agree.
Giamahale Hill assaulted his own brother on christmas for not vacuuming the floors
>>151186830He was almost suicidal after the Craig loss, I wonder this one will affect him.
>>151186983that poor goat at home..
>>151186983how kino would it be if he blows his brains out with a kalashnikov from this
"I won't strike" - Big Ank
>>151186564Pulled out the makeshift fleshlight to celebrate OUR victory. Now I'm vaping naked in bed.
AIEEEE
who will Pakistanis, Indonesians and Arabs piggyback behind next now that Ankalaev lost the title
>>151186933Trips disagree, he will find a way
>>151186844Hill technically never lost the belt but he also shouldn't have held it in the first place. He did better against Glover than Jiri (people forget maaaaan... Glover was winning against Jiri until he went full retard and lost) but like... he got whooped by Alex, Jiri, and Rountree consecutively. So, Ank would have to lose the next two fights to be worse than Hill.
>>151187022THE Ateba "illegal elbows" Gautier
would have been nice to see ank go unconscious, sadly he gave up and shelled up like a bitch so the ref had to step in…
loved watching the bearded crotchsniffer meme get absolutely BTFO before my eyes
>>151187065The Anthony Smith special is more humiliating
>>151187022islam who is on his way to getting zeemed by Giacomo
>>151186830Ank was on one of the longest winstreaks ever and beat a guy who cleared Jiri twice, Hill and Khalil. Obviously the decision of the first fight doesn't hold up well now after he got heemed so quickly in the second, but if Ank is a fraud you may as well say everyone else not Alex is too.
>>151187081lmao this angle looks so funny>gets tapped>AYEEE CHAMA-SAMA PLEASE DONT HIT ME AHH
i have a theory that Khamzat's defensive wrestling is bad or his only weakness and that the first person to test him in wrestling can beat him.
>>151187124I think you need to personally test this theory, b. get on the cantender series as soon as you can
>>151187155nigga im so skinny and small that i cant even fucking make 125(i'm 120 lbs)
>>151187124Kumshot is fucking STRONG, if he wet blankets you, he will keep that position forever. Only a really good wrestler (Usman) or a really good submission specialist (Burns) are his worst chances of winning. Unfortunately, does Middleweight have an Usman or Burns? Not really.
>>151187124retard DDP used his Judo once and took him down and had him closer to a finish then Khamzat did the whole match
>>151186710It's produced by the tip of the cock of his muslim father when he deflowered his little boy's mouth back when Abdelaziz was like 5. Raped that yn mouth so bad his cranium deformed.
>>151187081the energy in that arena must have been fucking electric in that moment. not knowing if poohand was going to get exposed for a second time or if his claims of a sore tummy in the first fight were true. to witness him get on top of that disgusting muslim rat and beat the brakes off him until herb's bookie sent the signal that he had seen enough. this must have felt so good in person to collectively be cheering against that rat and hearing an entire arena bricked up and baying for his blood. gawl DAWG b even just watching this from home at my heemstation i can say i know exactly how it feels to get swept up in the moment in a lynch mob
>>151186983Hope ts nigga jumps ts time
>>151187162Merab said that when Roman Dolidze and Khamzat trained together in All Stars that Dolidze got the better of him because Khamzat was scared of his leg locks, Merab even said that Dolidze nearly broke his foot once and Khamzat was angry.
Goosebumps
>>151187081This is how McGregor vs Khabib should have ended
>>151187204sparring is not real fighting
>>151187117>>151187178the sound makes ithttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759655603729094.mp4
>>151187204>Dolidze nearly broke his foot once and Khamzat was angry.Well yeah that's gay as fuck trying to injure someone in a spar.
>>151187081>the lil chicken dance after getting cracked
>>151187178Fucking based. All muslim crotch sniffers deserve the same fat. 12 to 6 elbows to the soft spot of the cranium and huge hammerfists in their glass jaws until their brains look like splattered watermelon allover the place. Wish prime McGooby fought Khabib in 2016 instead of Eddie
fucking drank so much i passed out, glad alex won
>>151187249Ank isn't even a crotch sniffer lmao he's a striker and he sucks
A moment of silence for those who picked Cankalaev.
why did alex have to pay respects to faggot jon jones literal who brother. kinda killed the vibe 2bh.
>>151187333I assume he wanted to call out Jon.
More chama
>>151187333Alex weirdly looks up to jon I've noticed on his early interviews he always mentions him positively
What's Ali thinking right at this moment?
thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBJx1AFgtS4&list=RDnBJx1AFgtS4&start_radio=1
>>151187388Chomokalaev got the chama
Alex Pereira is unbeatable
chama niggas eating good tonight
>>151187409*gets heemed by jizzy*
>>151187262>Ank isn't even a crotch sniffersomeone didn't watch the jan fight
>>151187409I wouldn't go that far. Aspinall would be too big, fast and powerful for him.
>>151187443Nah, that was swamp gas. Didn’t actually happen.
>Jon Jones… your brother is in hell! CHAMA!wtf
>>151187035>He did better against Glover than Jiri tbf, Teixeira was coming off a 5 round war against Prochazka as a 43? year old manJamahal was more dominant but he still couldnt finish him like Jiri did.
Ankalaev has just been traded to the PFL. We get Dakota Ditcheva in return.
more chama
Haram holes haemorrhaging hummus
>>151187458>Adesanya-Pereira>Masvidal-Askren>Edwards-Usmanwhats #4 on MMA's Mount Rushmore of knockouts? Gonzaga-Crocop? McGregor-Aldo?
>>151187566got to be mcgregor aldo
>>151187566Emmet knocking Bryce into a seizure should probably be #1
Let's be honest. Winning a decision is more impressive than getting a fluke early stoppage
>>151187566>Gonzaga-Crocopman I will never get used to Rogan's faggoty high pitched voice commentating. really ruins the footage https://youtu.be/XmkwckSf6VY
>>151187458fluke ko pootard charging in with his hands down like a tard
>>151187628>Let's be honestnot doing that
>>151187611great ko but the mount rushmore is generally the most iconic and earth shattering moments or persons of a sport.
why are the Bellator fighters flopping in the UFC
Hespect to Jiri. He was losing that fight but his intense pressure eventually smashed Rountree. I thought Jiri would be too tired to get the finish in R3.
>>151187724one thing is for certain and that is that pereira would absolutely heem him again and they shouldn't make that fight
LOL
In many ways, Poatan never lost the belt. The first Ankalaev fight was a draw.>>151187724>>151187734I agree. Jiri is in a tricky spot.
My nigger Khalil should learn to sniff cock when he is hurt, he instead begins to throw the same one two combo and eats even more shots until he gets heemed
>>151186830GDR or that other girl
>>151187736HAHHAHAHA
if you hear Khalil talk without ever knowing what he looks like irl, youd think hes Arab or White
Um hello friends, I am looking for dead Muslim storage. Is this the correct thread?
I'm afraid the chama will continue
>>151187388>fuck i've still got like 6 accounts to tweet from tonight
>Adesanya>EdwardsGet these BUMS outta here!
>>151187458external forces (black magic business dealings orchestrated by adesanya) swayed the outcome of this matchup
Based Jiri, the samurai and native alliance will DESTROY crotch sniffing in this sport. https://x.com/Home_of_Fight/status/1974720048049820079
>>151187865Muslims be cray cray
What did Tardkalaev mean by assuming the fetal position while his brain was getting bashed in by elbows? A tribute to smiff perhaps?
>>151187500>completely destroying someone over 5 rounds is actually less impressive than a last minute submission because your opponent fucked upwhy is there still so much cope about jamawl destroying glover?
>>151186564Hilarious seeing all the mussies claim this was an early stoppage. If anything this was a late stoppage. That little mussie almost died in front of everybody
>>151186654Bro TKO'd the champion in less than 90 seconds lol
>>151187972Should've let it go on so we can see the muzzrats cranium cave in a bit
>>151186890>I'm gettin arrested FO A BLINKA?
>>151187778Khalil is too much of a real one for his own good, he succeeds in the opening blitzkrieg or gasses and passes out.
>>151187724>He was losingHe does not fight for points.
>>151187972I will never get it cause poatan is a muslim so they shuldn't be crying about this. They claim its and universal religion but put people with muslim sounding names above the others.
>>151186750And exhaust you. Because getting up over and over is tiring af>>151186798I thought Merab was gonna get a UD, but I was surprised that Cory didn't even attempt any bjj. Closest we got to anything was Merab holding the neck grip at the end of one of the middle rounds.
>>151187972it was too early. everyone wanted a legit ko with the mussie's blood splattered all over. it was a mercy stop
>when the card is filled with real ones
I have to double check everytime I realise Alex is only 13-3, he beat all these guys with the beginners experiance in mma.
Reminder that Jan beat both Alex and Ank.
Realistically, what's next for Khalil? I think he should go to middleweight. Not cut to middleweight but change up his diet lifestyle even more and focus on cardio to the point that he loses some muscle and naturally gets smaller. Not like dookie dan at FW, where he did a test cut to see if he could kll himself to make 145 and tried to weight bully. More like Jose Aldo when he took a long time hiring a chef to count calories so he's walking around lighter at all times outside of camp. Khalil would still be smaller than some guys at MW like Abus. And he already is faster than a lot of MWs. I think he would have good fights there.
>poohand trains with strickland>throws a big retarded ugly looping right hand just like strickland does when he gets desperate>chins ank immediatelylight heavyweight is a magical, retarded place
finna watch retro KSW kino
>>151188101Poatan isn't a Muslim, that was just a way for him to try to beat his alcoholism. In one of his videos(I believe the one before the Jiri rematch) he said a Christian prayer with Glover and the rest of his team before the fight. But as you said even if he was a muslim they would probably still hate him for not having an arab name. They're just weird and tribal like that.
>>151188165he peaked and this title run which he got by heeming smiff and dookie daukaus is over. he's going back to the mid cards
>>151188246based retard division
>feeling=restored>smile=back(for now)
>>151188165i genuinely think middleweight is the place for him, i think he has a good enough chin to survive most of the guys, he's fast as shit and has good counters, probably has a bad time with a lot of the top 10 grapplers but he could probably make some kind of run there, though he is kind of old to be cutting down 20 pounds for that division
>>151188246middleweight and above is literally just retard barfights
>>151187972Rats are jealous they will never be as cool as the indio. When poatan screams like an autist and says a random word over and over with a statue-like face he is a warrior cool and based. If a rat did it he would just be cringe and weird retards.
Told you there would be an avengence from me too
Maybe Big Hank is an americanized brazza, so it doesn't count.
>>151186681Early stoppage 2bh
>>151188335Forgot picture
Islam just doesn't have the dog in him... This is going to be bad. A terrible end to the saga that is The Humbling of The Brazza...
>>151188358>get rocked>eat a bunch of huge shots on the ground>turtle up and get elbowed in the side of the head 5 timescorrect stoppage
>>151187637ouch!
What happened to Fazza plan?
>>151186564Bad week for the ummahHow are you holding up muzz sisters
Cha fucking ma
>>151188321Anything below middleweight are just guys who would literally get heemed at the bar fight, sadly, respectfully...
Wonk nose cunt got wonked
No Cham-ACK
Why is Joe so obsessed with height and size. He kept mentioning Khalil not being a big lhw. Khalil is massive
What is heem, if not involuntary sleep?The only true meta is knowing that meta doesn't real.
Merab has the best shorts of all time. They're the only shorts that have some class
>>151188489I really like Islam's and Max's. Khamzat's have to be the worst
We are not what we heem but what we have trained to heem.Do not fear being heemed but rather fear not running for the strap.
>>151188418Fazzas plan was very simple and concrete. "Khabib must face Tony Ferguson and then retire at 30-0" Which he didn't do either, therefore fazzas plan failed.
>>151188418it failed when khabitch sacrificed his father to curse tony
>>151188501Khabib was shook. Tony would have pulled guard and stopped him with elbows from the bottom.
>>151188466oh dear... oh dear....
>>151188529Tables turn you live and learn
>>151188401He should've had his forehead caved in so dagestani crotch sniffers would think twice before fighting desu.
Joanna Jędrzejczyk's MMA boxing is remarkable. It's second to none. She's like a hybrid of Chuck Liddell and Jose Aldo.
>>151188631Why does this keep happening to him?
>>151188529Gooby-esque in his cranium shape, Joe.
tony ferguson went 0-8 and went to war vs "salt papi" in youtube poop boxing and people still think he could've beat khabib
Khabib Rountree
>>151188496They're some of the better looking Shorts but they still go by the same tacky design image. Merab's are elite, a whole different thing, and nicely done
>>151187124His weakness is that glass jaw he hides behind his wrestling
>>151188644>>151188631cant recover from damage inside of a round unless he's dictating 100% of the fightbeats most everybody at LHW but the top guys are just too durable for him to blast with a big counter and expect it to either end the fight or cripple them enough for him to be in charge>>151188676i know everybody clowned them but i like gaethjes shorts well enough, they're nice and understated(perhaps too much)
>>151188699IMAGINE abus had more than 1.2 rounds of cardio
>>151188652that was before chandler daddy took his head
Rogan's commentary was particularly terrible last night. He was glazing that polish fella's butterfly guard in the patchy mix fight. Despite it doing nothing 90% of the time
>the UFC posted the knockout online immediately They fucking hate Ankalaev lmao, was the last time they did this when Sean KOd Aljo?
>>151188721Joe knows next to nothing about MMA nowadays and he just falls back on the BJJ shit that he's comfortable with from his days prancing around the mat with eddie bravo
is Joe Rogan even a decent fighter? not even pro level but he should be able to handle himself in sparring right
Just watched Jiris performanceLiterally the best fighter I have ever seenLoses 2 rounds on purpose to prove he is better, what a lunatic, what a menaceAbsolute legendary showcase of goofiness beats tehnicality allways
>>151188401>huge shots on the gloves
>>151188740I feel like Rogan probably hasn't trained bjj in at least a decade
>>151188165People almost never do good when they move down, he should stay at LHW and just accept being a top 10 gatekeeper.
>>151188755He was good in his prime. Decent streak of wins, but I think the podcast probably took away some of that desire he needed to break through to the top of the division. Definitely underrated
Joe Rogan is a fucking faggot. I will never understand the appeal of JRE, listening to that dipshit blather on about topics his peabrain can't comprehend.
>>151188458He is one of the smallest light heavyweights on the roster. He LOOKS massive because he is fighting around his walkaround weight. He does not cut weight, that's why he never looks at all sucked out at weigh ins and why he still has healthy bodyfat. He's walking around at 208lbs the last few weeks of his camp, not sucked out and only sits in the sauna to cut a few lbs lol. He could easily make 185. He is just in great shape, has good genetics and lifts.
>>151188730Topuria vs Charles was the last time I think, it's really funny when you can tell they want someone to win.
You now remember when Cutelaba bullied and buck broke Khalil
UFC prospect Jakub(Jacob) Wikłacz from Olsztyn(formerly Allenstein) Poland
>>151188767joe hasn't trained since he was gifted his vanity black belt, this has been known
Another victory for Georgia bros, ივერია გაბრწყინდება, one more victory and we will have the highest gdp in the world
>>151188700I can't even remember them, they so they can't be that great. I'm sure they've got some kind of pair of Eyes on them.By the way I like the way you wrecked that Cock sommelier yesterday , I doubt he'll be back for more today but it will be funny if he tries again
>>151188821Dude he was a brown belt for a decade. Guys a beast
Heeminder that lil ank was HIDING from PoaCHAD before the fight. His fate was sealed then and there.
>>151188844american flag pattern but they're black and grey>By the way I like the way you wrecked that Cock sommelier yesterday , I doubt he'll be back for more today but it will be funny if he tries againi have no idea what you're talking about but i also dont devote any memory to the shit i post here so maybe you remember a post i made that i dont
>>151188863This is the best celebration of all time. Subtle and not over the top but still FULL of impact.Love it!
>>151188872it was gay as hell. kinda took the edge off of his brutalizing of the muzzrat.
>daner nervously shitting his pants again because somebody asked about poohand moving up to heavyweightthe journo cazzies might not know this but me and daner both know that poohand would get fucking heemed if he ever moved up to heavyweight. i'd bet that even the fat retards of the division have a 25% shot of putting him away, guys like aspinall or pavlovich would flatline him every single time. are normgroids really this stupid?
>>151188897We are very different. Just like how some weirdos can say Prawns are disgusting even though they're undeniably delicious.Not my kind of guy. Not at all.
Ulberg vs Pereira Jiri vs Ank
>>151188903>are normgroids really this stupid?I mean, Dana thought Power Slap would be the next big thing.Yes. Yes, they are.
Pereira prolapsed ank bacon bussy and gave him agp, CHAMA
Ank isn't even a wrestler, his primary style is Kung Fu/Sanda. Wrestling is just something he keeps in his pocket against one-dimensional strikers. I'm surprised LHW doesn't have any notable wrestlers anymore.
I'm starting to think this Merab fella might have a talent for MMA
Chama
Jan vs RountreeHill vs PereitaJiri vs Ulberg
>>151188958LHW has no wrestlers but I give it about a day until Khamzat starts calling for Alex. Alex wants to move up himself though
they should do ank vs hill
>>151187262he's a crotch sniffer with based retard aspirations
>>151188755He would fuck up anyone on 4chan
that was so anticlimacticankalaev barely looked hurt he just gave up like a bitch
merab was looking like a wmma fighter trying to finish cory
Merle absolutely in SHAMBLES I fear
>>151189113Even you?
people say that magic isn't real but the fight went exactly as i saw in my dream
>>151189178me especially
>>151189084How can kebabsås be vego what is this witchcraft
>>151189113Nah, you'd win.>>151189114Yeah Ank like he was already thinking about his career longevity the moment he got sat down on.
Why didn't Ankalaev just not get knocked out
Why are mudslims mad about early stoppage? Your fat boy was lying over there and actually felt relieved it was over while getting emoted on.
Realistically, who can stop them?
Jiri.... kino...
Stop being moslem
Pereira really needs a new emote after he gets a finish.Nothing cringier than doing the same emote twice, i vote for hitting the griddy as a new one.
Please post that guy doing the Poatan entrance at work to celebrate his vengeance
>>151189295Goku would never do that, I hate Fortnite
Fagomed ACKalaev bussed it open for a real Big Bad Brazilian Booty Daddy
>>151189295is flossing out of fashion?
:)
>>151189265unironically could get a title shot if he can put together another few wins. merab is running out of opponents like pantoja
>>151189325Go to bed unk
>>151189357Unkalaev
>>151189328blonde ricky simon is a nightmare opponent for merab
Quick MMA trivia question, what do Paul Craig and Alex Pereira have in common?
Did Arthur win again?
Pereira now has wins over 6 UFC Champions
>>151189393Shut the fuck up. Go back
>>151189295agreed
>>151189395unbelievable mythic power in their hands
>>151189440gonna happen again buddeh
As funny as that was the LHW is really dead now, not sure what they will even do if pereira retires soon
>>151189489Jiri vs Ulberg for the vacant belt is pretty obvious
Big ank lost
>>151189489one last run for gustafsson
>>151189489>Jiri>Ulberg>Anknone of these guys have fought each other and all have a shout for a title fight. there's a some life there and plenty of star power if jiri becomes champ again
>>151189325You should do every morning and night
Never forget that Ankalaev saved us from Jones vs Pereira. Thank you big Ank!
>>151189508GODru said this too
>>151189114Ank was rocked bro, he crumbled to his knees
>pereira chins ulberg>asspainall chins gane, gets injured training>ank decisionates azamat murzakanov>jiri vs ank for vacant lhw belt>pereira vs jon jones for interim heavyweightits all spelled out for you now
I wanna be 6'4 like alex
>>151189646keep working champ you can do it
I wanna be 5'10 like DC
>>151189602Jon fighting for the interim while spinal is undisputed would be the funniest thing ever
i'll dine in buffets and gain 100 lbs and then i'll save the LHW division
>Merab shocks everyone and beats Umar at the beginning of the year>Pettis knocks out Magomedov with a spinning elbow>Periera walks down and murders AnkalaevThe circle is almost complete. If JDM beats Islam then 2025 will be the year the Dagestani Question was finally answered
>>151189670DC said he was 5'9" though
>i'll dine in buffets and gain 100 lbs and then i'll save the LHW division
5'8 DC was a menace at LHW
When JDM beats the shit out of Islam, dagestani crotch sniffers will be exposed for good.
He’s right you know
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>jon jones best win was against an obese 5'7 manlet
Poor poor AGPkalaev might actually troon out from all this humiliation
>>151188466Sad show for Abus. You can tell he was holding back somewhat in R1, but was still completely gassed at the end of it.
I think it's over for josh emmett
Jiri kinda looked like shit I don’t want to see him fight Alex again
>>151189782>ok, khamzat, now imply you want to fight Alex
>>151189395Scottish heritage?
>>151190010Jiri always looks like shit until his accumulated pressure starts to break down his opponent
Evander believed
>>151189395Dominant wins over ACKalaev
>>151189438>ALLOWS the INBRED to win the first match just so he can go back and say that he won against another UFC champion after embarrassing himMasterful play, Alex-dono.
Now that Poatan has won, I look forward to seeing him lose and having all his aura-farming crushed.
That was pathetic by Ankalaev. Now people are going to pretend the first fight was noncanon and that Alex just took a 7 month layoff to heal up.
>>151190187inbred lost :)
>>151190187He won’t lose unless he fights aspinall
A Brazilian finally destroying a Brazza in a title fight, this must feel like Carnival for Hue fans
Why don't a lot of UFC fighters have arm pit hair? do they go out of their way to shave it off? if so why?
Now our eyes look past the shit fest that will be Gane Vs Aspinall. And towards the event horizon of JDM vs Pigslam. The end of the brazza era is almost upon us.
Rountree is thicc af. no homo.
>>151190537I don’t see Chimaev or Makhachev losing
>>151190537Khabib might have to be put on suicide watch, does anyone have a webm of him freaking out when Sergio KOd his teammate in PFL? I missed it and only tuned in for Usman vs Hughes
ACK-alaev got his bacon bussy prolapsed by a big brazilian daddy, the humiliation was so bad we might have the first dogestani rat trooning, CHAMA
Now that Ankalaev and magomed magomedov have booth been heemed within a week I'm regretting growing my brazza beard
>>151190575Chimaev can remain MW champ for all I care. Division of bums
>>151190575I agree with you about Khamzat, no one at 185 right now is beating him, but you don't think that an Islam who's getting up there in age now is in for a hell of a fight against a younger, bigger man with great TDD and boxing in JDM? No-hips, old man Poirier went to war with him
>>151190607Every division above 170 is bums
>>151190530So their oponent doesn't pull it obviously, its against the rules but so are eyepokes dick kicks and grabing the fence and plenty of frauds do all of it every fight.
>>151187451I dont watch non-exciting fighter fights, no. Dumb faggot. Jan and Ank boring and gay
Giacomo will ride into Dagestani on horseback
>>151190530t. has never trained or worked out in her entire life
>>151190530if your hand is raised after a win you don't want hairy sweat pits blasting people in HD
>>151187566Number 1 is Gaycheese Holloway ya tard
>>151190575I can see Chimaev losing but not in the long time, Makhachev on other hand might actually be the light weight goat, the only way I see him losing is if he forgets to be humble and tries to strike with someone he should grapple with.
>>151190640The type of scrambles that jdm used against belal will expose his back and neck
>>151188165Every division should have a BMF belt and have Rountree fight someone for it
>>151190732>KO at the end of 5 rounds that gayestcheese was losing meh
>>151190530Most fighters get laser hair removal for hygiene reasons, staph and other skin infections stick to the hair
The only way Alex deserves to ever lose again is some destiny-driven knock out from Jiri.If it's not Jiri, nobody else should ever win against him. He is the one true champ and should be champ until he is too old.
>>151190755Belal's pure wrestling is better than Islam's, and Craig Jones is going to prepare a specific gameplan to help neutralise Islam's submission threat like he did with Volk. Everyone thought Belal would win because of how Jack looked against Burns, but he's proven he can improve and adapt a lot between fights
>striker blitzes you with insane forward pressure>don't shoot at all>forced into a panic shot anyway when you get rockedUnironically what was he thinking
Magomed Ankalaev now holds the #1 and #2 spot for the most embarrassing losses in MMA history.
>>151190778Holy contrarian faggot. Kill yourself jaded miserable fuck.
Scots have a 100% win rate against Dagestanis in the UFC. Chris Duncan would beat Usman too
At the end of round 4 against Sandhagen Merab was resting while holding Sandhagen in a d'arceThis is the first time I've ever seen Merab take deep breaths in a fightIt this an indicator that he's getting flushed soon?
>>151190901C'mon, are we really taking both those spots away from Izzy being defeated by Strickland marching forwards while jabbing and kicking?
>>151190901what about aldo
>>151190820I don’t really think belal is better at anything than Islam, more durable chin maybe
>One more weight cutCharles is retiring in Rio
What's next for Tre'ston "TV Time" Vines
>>151191006>>151190901anyone can get heemed, being completely dismantled like Alvarez vs mcgregor is far worse
Big Ank wins the trilogy but y’all not ready for that convo
A card having great results with your boys winning really boosts your mood for the rest of the week. I'm even enjoying listening to music a lot more right now
Anyone know where to watch the full fights free? Usually I'd watch on mma-core, but they arent posted there
Topuria vs Gaethje in January Pereira vs Jones at heavyweight to headline the Whitehouse We out here killing the sport
>>151191111real fight dot org
>>151191089>y'allembarassing all around
>>151191080I’d say Ankalaev tied with O’Malley and Dricus for most embarrassing title fight performances, just because it was so quick
>>151191089I'm ready.Share some reasons with the class.
>>151191080Merab probably could have TKOd Cory in rd 2 if he got some separation and threw more strikes, but he chose to bully him or 5 rounds for this reason
>>151190797He sucks. He's champ because he's in a division where everyone else's top skill is their striking, but their striking still sucks, so Poatan mops them up.
>>151186600the most soulful fighter in the world
>>151191089He will never have the chance, Dana gonna cut him
>>151191162No seriously are we just saying Izzy was doing his best against Strickland now?
>>151191141fuck yea, ty
>>151191222I meant recently
pereira said that he wants to fight jon jones at the white house, right?
the only top fight i can see pereira doing well in at heavyweight would be against gane, he can't beat jones or tomlet him heem ulberg to finish the story with pissy/ckb and retire, he's getting old and fragile, breaks his feet every time he fights
>>151191237No problem bro
I'm just gonna say it:The White House sucks.Trump sucks.USA sucks.The event will suck.The event will suck harder than the military parade.*holds up drone*Listen closely: I will crush the United States of America. I will terminate it.And the event will suck.
>>151191309Well he wants to fight Jon Jones, so that's going to happen
>>151191334Godspinall is the most ducked man in UFC history sadly
>>151191205We're not talking about skills here b.We're talking heemstiny and aura.
>>151191334dana hates that fight and he doesn't want jon jones at the white housedana doesn't want him moving up at all, cause he knows he can't win
>>151191334Jon burned his good will with Dana by publicly embarrassing him and the UFC by ducking Tom when Dana was promising they'd fight
>>151191256Oh. Fair enough then, proceed.>>151191275I think he said he wants to fight whoever is the best, standard good champ guy talk. Hard not to read him mourning Jones' brother as an attempt to curry favour for that fight, though.>>151191309>Jones>Isn't regularly active>Parties a lot>Last fight was with old man Stipe>Same ageI think he has a chance against Jones. But it's contingent on Jones being even worse than he looks.
>>151191326As it stands now they can put Alex and Aspinall on ice until June and also schedule Topuria vs Pimblett for it because the rumor is out that it’s Topuria vs Justin in January for the paramount debut. Throw Joe Pyfer and Strickland on the card in separate bouts for the patriotic angle and it’s solid
Just celebrated the Poatan win with a BBQ buffet. Its been such a good day.
good morning to poatan and jiri enjoyers ONLY
>>151191468>>151191448I think they’ll do it. I mean imagine how embarrassing for America it is if a Brazilian and a bong main the event the America card. They’re out of options as far as big fights go
>>151191431Do they not have anyone, ANYONE, they can feed Tom just to keep him involved? With how hard the UFC chases social media engagement they have to know Tom has a decent following by now.Poor guy's practically spent his prime years on ice.
>B-but...Fazza's plan...brazzas were supposed to run this sport...
>>151191472he said in an interview after that he was going to call out jones and aspinall/gane don't interest himhe has absolutely zero chance against jones b, repeat of jones/gane
>>151191448its wont be for a championship so he is probably more willing to make it
>>151186583>>151186625>>151187369Chama!!!!
>>151191549Covid GoodFazza Evil
>>151187256Yeah that’s really cool man haha, fucking kill yourself you pathetic piece of shit
>>151191498My top fighters of all time1. Poatan2. Jiri3. Tony4. Yan5. [spoiler]Landwehr[/spoiler]
>>151191078"TV Off"
>white chump amerifags really believe that Islam (ﷺ) might possibly lose in any universe or timeline against glorified journeyman Jack dilla Middilina (who only got the belt because he beat absolute shitter Belel and would have a tough time against anyone in the top 10)This really is the case to say>lol>lmao even
>>151191596>t.
>Jiri won>Poohand won>both by KOBased night>>151191670>SHITaloid>cheering for the mudslime over the WHITE MANhello sicilian half black man!
How does Jiri's saga end? I think it ends sadly, regardless of whether he wins the belt back. He's a warrior but I don't think he's going to want to hang up the gloves even when his ability declines. He will probably go on a Tony 2.0 run. Hopefully not though, serious.
>>151191498>good morning to poatan and jiri enjoyers ONLY
>>151191670They’re high on the fumes b This happened after Merab beat Umar as well, it’ll dissipate in like a week
damn, this australian is seethingit's okay brazza, sometimes brazza's get BAM BAM'd
Aura levels has increased
>>151191724
That part
>>151191698>when your idol and male role mode got knocked out cold and humiliated in front of his sons by an anime niggerVery bleak. Maybe you should hinge your self esteem on being an Aspinall fan instead, it’s much safer
Tonight was almost same vibes as UFC 300 lol.>Jiri wins by great finish on the undercard>Poatan wins the headline fight in meme fashion
>>151186654Chads can do whatever they like and it's cool. It's only cringe when you do it.
Good morning. So.....now that we have slept on it, how much did we enjoy that card?
>>151191718>I think it ends sadlyI'm sorry to say I think you're right. I don't WANT you to be right, but I look at everyone Jiri has fought, and everyone he can fight. And I just hope someone close to him can get through the fighting autism to tell him to get out while he still has a functioning brain, whenever it's time.
Reminder MagoSHIT SHARTkaelev only won the first time because Alex was injured and was worried about the takedowns.Alex stuffed all 12 takedown attempts, and realized 'Wow, this guy is dogshit, I can just walk him down next time.' and so he did that.
>>151191898Unironically the best one in years. Feels like Dana pulled out all the stops to win back the fans after he realised multiple things weren't working, but I can't complain when all the right people won.
>>151191724pipe down wonk nose abbo
>>151191832>>when your idol and male role mode got knocked out cold and humiliated in front of his sons by an anime nigger>Very bleak. Maybe you should hinge your self esteem on being an Aspinall fan instead, it’s much safer
>>151191769>crying and producing estrogen for another male who knocked you out as a very primal psychosexual submission response, preparing your body to receive them anally by force When you idolise someone it means you see yourself in them. This is your hero. You can only aspire to maybe one day cuck for another man like this. Very dark stuff
Jiri is THE best character in MMA
1st round is the only round that really counts anyway.
>wake up in a very good mood>don’t know why>realise it’s because TOTAL BRAZZA DEATH was enactedCHAMAAAAAAAAAA
How about jacuzzi jacuzzi
damn the seething "aussie" outed himsefl as a homo real fast
>>151191983>it’s cool to cry for another man who knocked you out brutally twice Just change this thread to /cuck/ general at this point. Or /lonely alcoholic/
>obsessive compulsion to talk about gay sex and anal rapeI'm beginning to think this 'australian' is really a russian on a vpn
>>151191983>>151191977Who wins Jiri vs Ankalaev?
>>151192013You ken come brazza
>>151191997>living vicariously through the athletic prowess and success of another male This guy probably asks himself “why am I still a kissless virgin” and is sincerely dumbfounded about it
The other Aus flag currently chimping out about Alex chinning ank is a Turkish kid living in Melbourne.
>>151191043Zamn! Charles got with *that*!? I'm happy for my boy. Is it possible to suffer in Brazil? Seems like 'no'.
>>151192036Poatan literally just followed the average Jiri gameplan and heemed so Jiri. Ackalaev can’t fight off the back foot. Jiri will immediately swarm him too
>>151192067>muslim>obsessed with gay sex and rape>projecting about manhoodyeah, sounds about right LOL
>>151192015I have already explained this, faggot.This is Jiri's destiny unfolding before his eyes. His tears are from his spiritual resolve that he WILL fight Poatan in the battle of his soul for the belt.
>>151189304Goku is a brain-damaged manchild. Fortnite is perfect for him.
>>151192091That’s not how jiri has been fighting recently. He took hill to round 3 and hill is ass
>>151191089
>>151190530Armpit hair it useless. It just retains sweat and makes you smell.
>>151192017>it’s not gay to me to cuck for another man, it’s only gay for someone else to notice orTough sell
Jiri crying tears of joy because he witnessed TOTAL BRAZZA DEATH was kino, he’s the most /heem/ fighter
>>151191957Yah, it felt like an old fashion card. Great fighters, great matchups, felt like a lot of on the line.
>>151191043Brazilians can't suffer
Jiri really thinks he's destined to defeat Alex like an anime character
>>151191498We're in this together, brother.
>>151192067Hey Lonely. You still hungover after the big event (another man’s event, not yours)? What were we drinking last night, Lonely?
>>151192015
dagestanis can't into striking
>>151192167He cried as a primal animalistic submission response
>>151192137Because he realised head movement and technical fighting was reddit and immediately killed him after deciding to become the sawlmurai
>>151192224>HEEEEEEEEEM *cracks open another beer*
>>151186564Oh shit, he actually won? I didn't think he'd have it in him.
Kino
Just how good was prime Izzy?
>>151192368Yes he killed him in a minute with no chance of a rematch, i guess he really wasnt coping about being hurt and sick in the first fight
>>1511923941-3
>>151192394styles make fights
>>151192394Pereira would kill him at lhw
>>151192114>teaming up with another male against a single, more dominant male for strength in numbers (universal admission of weakness and fear)>fake laughHave another drink, it must be pretty lonely spending all that time by yourself..
>>151192419Izzy won all 4 fights when accounting for robberies and biased reffing
Where are my BASED /heem/ bros at????
"The ultimate aim of Martial Arts is not having to use them, not even in a Mixed Martial Arts fight.."Jirimoto Musashi One day you will understand the Way of the Warrior.
>>151192394Izzy straight up sold his soul to some African underworld god to get this win. Why else did his career completely derail afterwards?
Me after the fight
Poatan by falling anvil (his right hand is a falling anvil)
>>151192460>the massive weight bully needs an even bigger weight advantage KWAB
aussie moslem having a meltie
>>151192526Bleach is the worst of the big 3, despite arguably being the most influential
>>151192394>blue collar alcoholic getting BLACKED by an aristocratic African who grew up with servants The natural hierarchy
you think darkness is your ally?
Cankalaev got DOMINATED; MOUNTED, FINISHED, CREAMED, PROLAPSED.
>>151192563Anyone has the thread from when the fight was happening? I wanna see the reactions.
Jiri vs Alex 3 will be the most anime fight of all time
>>151192563how on earth is it more influential than one piece or naruto?
>>151192538Pakibong! Doing ok there champ? I was real worried for you. Seeing your man crush get raped and embarrassed like that last night couldn't have been easy.
>>151192541I'm really enjoying this.
>>151192589>wanting to see the reactions of other men to another male’s athletic accomplishment so you can enjoy it vicariously Holy shit you faggots are so pathetic
Alex vs Jiri is totally like Charizard vs Blastoise
damn this dude really couldn't take seeing his moslem brazza get walked down and heemed like a fucking dog LOL
We don’t watch tranime here.
>>151192669MANY ARE SAYING THIS
>>151192648>I’m really enjoying this.
Woah...
>>151192722kino
>>151192394Poatan is a worse technical striker than Izzy due to starting relatively late but he has god given power and a lot of the things he does “wrong” is really just to maximise his power. But at the end of the day Jizzy is the smarter fighter and was able to download the data. He heemed Alex with the same combo he rocked him with in the first fight, he rope a doped Alex into letting him initiate it. I wish they had a third fight so that Alex could have a chance to download the data and see if he can get the heem back or if Jizzy just finally got his number, but he probably just was good to call it quits after getting heemed and moving on, he likes and respects Jizzy>>151192516Because it was a mutually assured chin deletion series of fights. Was Alex chinny in kickboxing? He definitely has been getting buzzed in a lot of fights but I don’t know if that was Jizzy heem induced or it was just something from his kickboxing career that shitters like Strickshit couldn’t capitalise on.
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>>151192538dead inbredinbred lost in 1 (one) minutedead inbred
>>151192699>fake laugh Go look her up on Facebook bro. Maybe if you reach out she will remember the way things used to be..
>>151192662Why are you even on 4chan and social media then?
>>151192839he is a turk moslem living in Melbournehe can only try to act tough online because he knows any local Bruce at the pub would glass his inbred ass if he spoke up IRL
>>151192839“Why are you even here then unless you’re a pathetic gay cuck like me?”
>>151192891Dude, the only reason you post here is just so you can see people react to your posts, we're no fucking different.
>>151192891>he says, as he is also here
How good is Israel Adesanya in hindsight
Cankalaev the favorite for KWABOTY?
>>151192886When you have to come up with an elaborate backstory and analysis “explaining where a poster came from”, you are admitting that poster is getting under your skin and you need to psychologically minimise it. This is a law of human psychology
send him big -ack
>>151192975Still du bussy
I'm so out of touch with UFC, been like a decade since I last watched a fight, just heard some Brazilian is champion again? What happened to Anderson Silva, Lyoto Machida, Connor Mcgregor, Jon Jones? Those guys were fire.
>>151192722I wonder if Khalil’s success in the early rounds would suffer if he took 50% off his shots and stopped aiming to murder with everything. This is two big fights where he blew it in the 3rd and got heemed swinging gassed and hurt on his shield. He measured his pace against Jamahawlg so i guess its just a mengtal thing, when he sees the bright lights in the important fights he cant pace himself properly. He made Jiri look like a retard early on. Maybe he’s too muscular and needs to slim down to MW so he can have a better gas tank.
>>151192891You're throwing a bitch fit over an inbred mountain goblin that doesn't even know you exist. Imagine wasting your sunday crying in a basket weaving forum over the loss of a man you don't know LMAO, better end it here because your future looks bleak, faggot.
>>151192983only a fellow inbred moslem would be seething so hard that MAGOSHART SHITKAELEV got walked down and beaten like a misbehaving puppy.
>>151192975He'll go down as the worst male champion of all time. Only GDR existing stops him from being the worst in general.
>>151193032I’m not the one desperately, frantically fake laughing on the internet. Why do you feel a psychological need to do that? Where there’s smoke there’s fire..
>>151193027those guys all suck actually
>>151192968>hindsightnigga he has 8 title fight wins why you acting like he is some bum like Paul Craig who had a win that aged well
>CHAMA!!!!
Merle status????
Mma Joey scored it for Ankdaddy
Psyched for the UFC tonight, rooting for my boy Rountree let's gooo!
>>151193112>Doesn't deny anything I saidJust incredible.Post all of the cope you want here, it won't change the fact that sharkalaev was embarrassed and that you are a seething bitch. KWAB.
>>151193187Khalil Roubtree is the more skilled fighter
THIS IS HOW LEGENDS ARE MADE
>>151193178Merle is probably seething less than turk aussi.
rogans commentary is big shit
TRUTH NUKE
>>151193237>No Cham-*ACK*
>>151193206What are we drinking buddy? Just answer. Don’t lie and try to act cool just tell the truth.
>>151193075Put some disrespect on Nicco Montaños name
what a reign though, they won't forget the name magomed ankalaev in a hurry...
>>151193272Having me a nice glass of milk right now. I love milk.
>>151193269Holy fucking muzz copeGetting done that badly means the book is shutRematches are ONLY for close fights and out of courtesy for long reigning champsRedditlaev needs to leave the division like Poatan did after getting flatlined by Jizzums, because they’re not fighting agan
WHERE MY FELLOW POATAN BROS AT?? WE WON!!
>>151193269>first fight is a close 48-47 when Poatan was sick and injured>Ank gets killed in 80 seconds in the second fightYou don't need a trilogy when the second fight is so one sided that it basically erases the legacy of the first one
>>151193269TRUTH NUKE
It would be really nice if we could have Jon Jones vs Poatan as the last fight of their careers where they end up killing each other at the end.
>>151193329Weird choice of hangover cure
Magomedoving the Ankalaev lads
START DOING THIS
>>151193345>>151193369Ankalaev was sick and injured before the early stoppage fluke. We win the trilogy.
>>151193394Alcohol, smoking and weed are all loser shit. I don't engage with any of those so you don't have to worry about that.
Why is jeetstralia seething? Imagine riding for that boring owl looking nigga this hard lmfaooooo
>>151193457he's going to ask if you eat pork next
Ngl after Khabib and Ankalaev I thought those muslim Russians were invincible, they have a certain "aura" surrounding them, good to know they're just human after all
>>151193506Khabib was the only unheemable one
TRVKE TRVKE!!!! TRVKE!!!!!!!
>>151193506khabib is the only one that ever had that invincible aura and he still lost to tibauankalaev got subbed by paul craig and went life and death several times, if you ever thought he was invincible you fell for muzzie propaganda
>>151193536Chimaev doesn't even have a title defense yet, bit premature to jump up for another belt, no?
>>151193536They aren't gonna like this truth quake....Joey never misses
>>151193477Go have another chicken tikka masala, weak cuck
>>151193536>Khambrazza trying to duck the division after zero defencesGooby ruined an entire generation of fighters. At least Jizzlam defended
>>151193536>I'll beat anythinglmao, the only thing this muzzie worshipper beats is his meat
>>151193536Who is this insufferabld faggot and why does he only root for the shittiest possible results?
>>151193645these days they call it "rage bait"
>>151193609>>151193613>>151193613>>151193645Fraid Zatdaddy gonna make AGPoatan squirt on the white house lawn
>>151193536>beatSAAARRSS
>>151193694Shartmaev's bussy was quivering last night when he saw PoaGOD raping ACKlaev. What a horny slut.
>>151192394MW Poatan would get hurt by a feather grazing his skull, he reacted to every shot he took.
>>151192669Finally someone has the strength to speak this truth.
Fuck heem, I’m going back to watchpeopledie
how's about a merab thread?
Weembat
Just watched the fight, that felt like an early stoppage to me, Ankalaev was clearly sane.
Now, can that drunken barfighter kill Islam so we have total rat death or we gonna see another dagestani champ?
>>151194195do you people even watch fights? both islam and ank are fun fighters.
>>151194271Maybe if you are a hairybacked inbred.
>>151193694Lmao ank struggled to take down Alex. Ratlip is going to be completely undersized
>>151191473Garth deserves nothing but a slap in the face.
UFC 323: Justin Gaethje Challenges topuria
you now remember ilia topuria...
Lonely thread for lonely people
