>Lap:#8142>Countdown to Siggerpore GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>151189187>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:207>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:218 (217 starts)>2025 WDC StandingsPIA: 324 (+0)NOR: 299 (+6)VER: 255 (+25)RUS: 212 (+18)LEC: 165 (+2)>2025 WCC StandingsMcLaren Mercedes: 623 (+6)Mercedes: 290 (+30)Ferrari: 286 (+6)Red Bull RBPT: 272 (+33)Williams Mercedes: 101 (+15)>2025 WEC StandingsNOR: 1022.35 (+86.16)VEG: 1004.58 (+53.29)TSU: 944.1 (+23.53)>News:Official /f1/ Race MEGATHREAD™, no new threads until page 9 or image limit.
it's so fucking over
edd
Death to Pirelli
gimi
death to anime
can tsu just crash already
AMX
Cunny
s l u r p
activate project haarp
max?
AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX
Max will still finish 2nd
thots
tits
Wake me up when the alpine crashes
I'm going to kill myself tomorrow.
>>151191269Nothing. I’ve already brushed my teeth
singapore slurper edition
Twinknelli not scaring the Ferrari at all
Rain when?
>>151191323life to anime. death to insta thots.
max just lost 2 seconds
digits and norris bins it
Give Amx your energy!
this race is awful
>>151191313No, it's not. That's the problem.26 laps left.
>>151191263first time on the straight, first miss
migu
>>151191323LIFE to anime
DIGITS AND MAX BEATS PRINCESS GEORGE
>>151191344is she done posting lewds?
Bring back morning Sepang
IT'S FUCKING OVER
>amx when the lights are bright
it's over
inadequate retardation
It's over
amxsisters..................................
>amd amx
>suddenly +4.6sWHAT FUCKING HAPPENED?!
>didn't get retardation
retardation
>5secsrip
>>151191366MAXCHADS WE'RE STILL IN THIS
STFU dumb bitch
so why red bull and mercedes are in front of mighty mclaren car? another fraud hype because of lucky time when their rivals were struggling
>>151191366
mcretards are rigging it for lando
>ver kills norris when he tries an overtakerollin
Russell is surging while the rest are faltering
someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves
rip
McLaren fucking over Piastri actually helps Max in the WDC, but /sp/ isn’t ready for that conversation yet
>>151191362its doneclean air in frontthe hunt is on
Bearman is about to overtake tsunoda in the standings
>>151191366he wants his bussy so bad
>>151191396i dont like her eyebrows
>retardation
>>151191410reroll
Its over
>BATTLE FOR LAST PLACELETS GO
jorj is a real boy and a real racing driver
>>151191408Well yes they have done that all season
THE HERO OF RACE!
angry old man
>>151191414goblando and amx are gaining, they're actively shafting PS3 at this point lol
A SHITTER NEEDS TO BIN IT NOW!
kek based alonso
based museo
please post big tits. i'm so bored
>>151191414Only when Max is in the lead though
STOP POSTING MIKU PORN
Fucking hell Crofty, shut the fuck up about your friend.No one cares
5 SECONDS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Fake tits best tits
Norris can't do it.
what did he mean by this
>>151191332what the fuck are these?
>>151191403Because they don't need to develop their current car any further when they've already won everything
Alonso saving the sport by keeping things interesting.
EL MUSEO
>>151191421and what a move aswelllllllalonsoooo alosnoooo alosnoooo alosnoooooo
>>151191414I thought everyone knew this. This is helping Max.
>>151191414Finishing P2 hurts Max more than Pisstree on P4 benefits him.
wtf was that crofty
LMFAO ALONSO IS SO PISSED
HERO OF RACE
Max was expecting retardation?
Why the fuck did I wake up at 5am for this shit?
KING OF THE SUPERIOR RACE
fuck this busta sport
Dementia is starting to kick in
>On track battle between Alonso and Hadjar>Crofty harping on about some sick ladWith the greatest of respect could he not find a better opportunity?
>>151191369is she? i'm slowly going thru her 30+ page thread on simpcity
SAFETY CAR NOW
>>151191461ghastly
>>151191484fell for it again award
>>151191461eww
>>151191457Wrong.
>>1511914146 races left. Impossible at this rate, unless if george crashes lol
>>151191412he's getting off lightly, he deserves more ridicule but he's so shit everyone has stopped caringhe just fades into the race and nobody talks about him like Bortoleto, Ocon or Gasly
>steering the car with the gas pedalbased alonso going oldschool
>>151191439he was happy>>151191475
if AMX is this good actively sabotaging himself because of his toughguy mentality, imagine how fast he would be if he's simultaneously strongmind and has schumi's scheming sniveling side (aka wearing the cooling vest along with gaining any possible advantage).
>>151191457Stop trolling.
why can't red bull make a good tranny?
>there are people ITT who stayed up/woke up early for a singapore GP expecting a proper racengmi
>>151191493shes a wholesome girl now looking for a good man
>>151191461Bloomin eckPost a source la
>>151191493She found a rich bf and has basically retired from thotting
this race is boring
>>151191461shit
i have an idea how to make f1 interesting again. there should be powerups all around the track and then drivers can use those powerups to shoot other drivers or to improve their performance. what do you guys think about that idea?
over
heres how max can kill the goblin
>>151191520chuds mentality
>>151191531>fake tits
I went out for a smoke and suddenly Norris is up to AMX, what happened?
>>151191461poop comes out of there
Seriously, why is McLel doing this? Imagine having your driver lead the wdc and then trying to fuck him over every chance you get. And why is PS3 being such a cuck about it all, is there some goblandocockmongling-clause in his contract?
Lawson and both Williams still to pit
>>151191461poo comes out of there
>>151191531Still better than some white girl acting like she's asian
PLEASE HELP
Should add sprinklers to the track to make it interesting
>>151191535Have you tried killing yourself?
>stroll strategykek
>P-Please help
>>151191545AMX locked up at the usual turn.
>>151191535you can throw as many banana skins as you want at other cars, but you have to eat the banana while driving first
>>151191530But that rich bf can dump her though.
someone crash so Lawson doesn't go down to P19
Deadbull
>>151191545amx locked up
It's SO over
>>151191403Better drivers. Look at what Tsunami is doing.
>>151191530good for her, getting out while she's winning
HEEEEELP
>>151191461sauce???
>>151191545Max is losing control of his car. Locked up and then went off on a corner
So how come McLaren didn't make Norris slow down since Piastri got a bad pitstop?
Halp!
THIS WILL BE REMEMBERED
>>151191547>Seriously, why is McLel doing this? bongs hate strayas
AAAIIIIEEE HELP ME
>>151191552Cum too, if you play your cards right
>>151191559multiple times why do you ask?
low threat from goblino
>goblin complaining of dirty airwhat goes around comes around
I’m hungry but I’ve already brushed my teethWhat do
>>151191493i thought simpcity was down
>>151191568Just needs to get enough gifts out of him and the break up wont be as painful>>151191576True that do miss her posting
>>151191535they should just add drift boosting
>heh, nothing wrong with a good ol' P7, kiddos
LANDO WRECKED MAXS CAR WHEN HE CRASHED INTO HIM>LANDO WRECKED MAXS CAR WHEN HE CRASHED INTO HIMLANDO WRECKED MAXS CAR WHEN HE CRASHED INTO HIM>LANDO WRECKED MAXS CAR WHEN HE CRASHED INTO HIMLANDO WRECKED MAXS CAR WHEN HE CRASHED INTO HIM>LANDO WRECKED MAXS CAR WHEN HE CRASHED INTO HIM
AIEEEEEEEEEE NEWEY SAMA TASUKETEEEEE
max is lucky to finish on podium at this point
shan't be wasting my precious time on this "sport" no more
>>151191584norris = britishps3 = non british
>>151191584Papaya rules = give lando the advantage
>>151191601go to bed you fat fuck
>>151191601dont chew
Russell is inevitable
>>151191580I don't know it unfortunately
Norris is better driver this week. Better than Max, Better than Piastri./f1/ REFUSE to believe this
>>151191558they tried universally reducing mechanical grip before (and it gave us the best seasons of f1)
I'd dearly love a George error right about now...
>>151191590But Fat Brown is an amerilard and fucking everyone hates amerilards but still they made him run the whole operation
>>15119153560psi turbo, unlimited engines without penalization
>>151191547Lando has a company called Quadrant.
going back to bed
>>151191621how did he qualify p5 then in that cheatlaren?
>no rain>no overtakes>no safety carsbring back the sling
>randeep singh mclaren racing director LMAO
If I was williams I'd sacrifice Albon for points and do a monaco strategy
>>151191625Pray to Allah that he jihads the wall in the final laps.
>>151191604So she'll be back to thotting? And by gifts, what kind of gifts? Hard to see how it'll be of any practical value and set her for life unless it's a house or serious appreciating asset.
>>151191601eat like a duck
with Verstappen's tyre age he might even lose out to Piastri as well
>trying to overtake at all
>>151191461Sainz' girlfriend don't have straight hair
>>151191601>actually brushing your teethGood goy putting the fluoride poison on your mouth
My live reaction when Russel slams headfirst into the “gap” in Singapore on the second last lapDigits make it happen
ps3 is gaining while nowins is kwabbingdouble DNF incomingdigits will it
>>151191595He is sensing a history of bad ideas in your post.
jorj has this in the bag lol
BOTTLE IT ALREADY NORRIS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>151191651Why the fuck do you give a shit
>>151191622my favorite car look in f1
>>151191639P5 to P3 in turn 1Max failed to do thisNorris is better driver.
SOMEONE CRASH NOW HOLY SHIT
lmao people in the stands are already leaving
>>151191665goddamn
>>151191655Chomp on peas at the rate of 186 pea/s?
>>151191620shame
>>151191665lets check the digits
>>151191601Gargle on warm water, eat then brush your teeth again.
>>151191347THERE IS NO TOMORROW
I sleep
>>151191649if you mean block the drivers behind, here you can pass, alo is going to pass him, if you mean crash, even with a sc sainz would be out of the points after pitting
>>151191665>665we were on the verge of greatness
>>151191608NO FURTHER ACTION
TOO DANGEROUS
dirty air going to kill the goblinwe all feel it
>>151191585>all of a sudden having a car 2 seconds in front of you is an issue What changed from qualifying?
I don’t understand what the strategy was with Stroll going 40 laps on softs and grouping everyone behind him together just so he can come out of the pits in a distant 20th.
based Brundle no-selling Crofty's bullshit ideas
>alboff
Albon mate, you should have gone into the wall.
>>151191700jejeje of course you do
DeVries on track
RED FLAG THE RACE RIGHT NOW
>41 laps on mediumsxDDDD
>43 laps to overtake colapintooof
>battle for 15th
How is Lawson able to start a traffic line in every single race? He has one job and it's to fuck over the midfield. FOURTY SECONDS!!
>>151191675I don't give a fuck if she lives her life out in comfort in the Bahamas or dies in a ditch tomorrow. I'm just curious what these thots plans are. The threads posting them and it's more interesting than the race is right now.
what a move fernando alonsooooooooooooo
horry shit, battle for last place!
>>151191535no limits for testing, engine, wind tunnel time etc allow refuelling remove pirelli
>flying debrisRUH ROH DEPLOY SC NOW!!!!!!!!
>>151191683Imagine paying to seat in cold steel watching a parade
JUST FUCKING SHIT IT ALREADY! ONE OF YOUS
Collashinto is such a fuckin hack
>>151191740He's going 16:9 Magic Alo style.
STRONGLY disagree
BUCK BROKEN
Races like this we need a Mazespin or Latifi
>>151191665>McLels kill each other>Red Flag>AMX overtakes Jorge on restartAMX comeback hype train!
somebody is going to bin it
BROKEN
PS3 ALREADY MINDBROKEN
Colapinto is a shitty Latifi
>Miss all the AMX win races in the past two months because of work>Have to watch this slurper
>amx gaining again
WHERE IS MALDONADO WHEN YOU NEED HIM
STROLL DO YOUR THINGCRASH AND MAKE THIS SHIT INTERESTING
>>151191744>post tits>get moneyI don’t think they are out there making 15 year plans tbqh
we went from murray walker to david croft
STOP ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH YOU FAGGOT
They mindbroke my boy piastri :(
>go fuck yourselfwhat did oscar mean by this?
>>151191739man utds season
GRANDE SAINZ, THE BEAR IS NOT LONGER IN SAINZS DRS, AND ALO CLOSING FAST
not my problem
>>151191779latifi saved F1
>>151191621>PS3 eating Norris for bumping into him
>Colapinto so focused on Yuki that he hits HulkJack didnt deserve to die for this shitter
Stroll will take out goblando Digits make it happen
wtf bro TSN has me on ad break when that slide happened wtf happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>151191776This your iceman, papayas?
why is nothing happening?
GOD DAMMIT HULK YOU HAD ONE JOB
digits and max wins at the last corner on last lap
DEJA VU
why do i keep watching this garbage?
>>151191776>that exasperated voiceMore like acceptance.
>>151191768Don’t forget lawson
>>151191792He can't exactly tell them "go fuck yourself" on radio
>hulk
>no SC
>cuckenberg
hulk edging everyone lmao
FUCK
something nearly happened
Jorj
SBINOTTO'd
>goes backFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
OUTTA MY WAY BRITBONG COMING THRU
SO CLOSEFUCK
NOOOOOOOO
>>151191816I should rid him from my Fantasy team
Did gorge messed up ? Max is suddenly closing again
Praying for Lando to shit the bed
Almighty God, I offer these dubs for Russell and Norris DNF, mashallah
>>151191808Quit yapping nonsense, Peter
norizz soon in DRS range
digits and bong genocide
>>151191814The backmarkers are squabbling, but that's a non issue for points positions.
HULK DOWNWHY IS IT ALWAYS THE GOOD GUYS
>>151191776He's comfortable.
>>151191758WHY DIDN'T YOU HIT THE WALL?! THE ONE FUCKING TIME
The yens sure are fucking almighty. Because as much as I like to say TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU, how such a hack as Tsunoda scored one of the best cars in the Season is really beyond me.
blue fags fuck off
FUCKING COCKTEASE HULK
I was really hoping cadillac would bring back some true shitters next year to wreak some havoc; but perez and bottas are some of the midest drivers of the grid...
ALONSOOOOO ALOSNOOOO ALOSNOOOO ALOSNOOOO ALOSNOOOO ALOSNOOOOO ALOSNOOOO ALONSOOOO ALONSOOOOOOOOOOOcarreron
What's with this no SC nonsense
Russell is indefatigable
we multiclass racing now
Why isn't Piastri catching up? Lando keeps fucking up. For fucks sake
>>151191848traffic.
>hvlk
>>151191853Add PS3 to that list, little cuck doesn't deserve to win.
>16 more laps of this slurpfest
>>151191848You fuckin idiot
>monaco:/>monaco but at night (singapore):OOOOOOOO
>tsu got lapped by verstappengoddammit...
Racism is winning, but Ferrari is losing. What a semen slurping sport.
this semen slurping ""sport"" is just not for me, goodbye
max should just ram norris when he tries to pass
>>151191785TBF they can't do 15 year plans because all their plans will expire in 5 years max.
Ahhhh someone fucking die already this is so boring.
OUTTA MY WAY YOU ASTON FUCKING SHITS
Crashbros! We got one!
long cars are too easy to drivewe need 2.5m wheelbase limit
>he thought ANYTHING would happen
>>151191897borenaco at night would be lit
LANDO IS THE GOLDEN BOY
>>151191651>>151191744she was a milllionaire far before she started thotting from her pop star/influencer days. she's 25 now and wants to settle down, and probably just do brand ambassadorships and whatever all the thots that made it do after their thot days.
>>151191885He's mindbroken
please just let something happen
>>151191901Curse of the 2nd redbull. Wait for Hadjar to get hit next season.
>>151191897rat faced piece of shit
>0.7nani the fuck
>LAW +51.939
Max car definitely got damaged first lap, it wasn’t this bad yesterday
bit of a slurper
>>151191897thats true we do not care if races happen in monaco
>>151191897monaco attracts too many celebrities to ditch it
>LAW +50i don't think this semen slurping sport is for me boys
Watch russkek still not get a contract
McLaren = two weak minded homosexuals who can’t think without team orders
>lawson so slow hamilton gets a free pit
post anime bukkakkes
GOBLIN SLAYER TAKE MY ENERGY
Watching sports is usually always a waste of time
>>151191884no, because multiclass racing is good and this isn't
/f1/ is seething right nowSo do i
LAWTRAIN 51 SECOND GAP LMAO
take this
how the fuck did hulkenberg lose it like that there?
something WILL happen in the final stages of the race, you're all /weakminds/
piastra can lose 3 point to lando and 6 to max, but not 6 to lando
CAM ON CRASH NORIZZ OUT
Why's Max got no DRS?
kek max bin it
>bitches and moans the entire race>winsplease AMX please
hamilton will crash
>>151191897maybe this nigga has been right all along, it's time to introduce some gimmicks because this slurpers are fucking horrid
this is ok btw
what is Lawson doing
well, so much for Hulk ever getting points again
>>151191740he's holding them up by a whole minute. I don't understand how that is legal
>>151191951he reacted as if alipne brake checkeed him
>>151191915Well we figured out as much, seeing as nobody could drive an F1 in the dead of night without any illumination
>there's no point for fastest lap anymore>which I think is a shame, personallyFUCK. BRITISH. MEDIA. PUNDITS.
>0.4it's ogre
>they don't even care to show tyre age anymore
>>151191937scraping the bottom of the barrel of copes already, rusdoubters?
kek when did Alonso overtake Bearman?
>>151191970being slow
>>151191947alo would have been much closer to hamil, he lost so much time fighting the slower cars and in the pits
>modify car>it's perfect>modify car again>it's shitAre redbull retarded?
Slurper status?
f1.com/vote you can vote for Russell now
Alonso is overtaking people but they're only showing Norizz sniff Max's ass for thirty laps
>norris finishes the race with this broken wing>technical delegate Jo Bauer does the endplate load test>wing fails>norris gets a dsqsimple as
>the mclel Is a roadbalok with so much down force that can't overtake for shitif chuck drive that he'd have won every race with his quali pace
0.1It's Verspäten now
>>151191999Norris P3
>>151191776another twink battered into submission
So did George pretty much fuck over Max's chance in winning the Championship?
>>151191990kek, he could win this gp and still not secure a contractkwab
Thank you for your service Colapinto
>Hero of the race back up to 8thPermanently unexposable.
>>151191999Not even worthy of being called a slurper.
>>151191991a while back, i post about it, but they didnt show ithe did a great race
>>151191917She's only 25 and was a pop star and influencer "far before"? Did she bait some pedo social media mogul or something? Or is it the thing where the parents whore her out early in search for fame?
PS3 is YLODing
>>151192001i will vote russell, hamilton, as alwaysin the exposure poll
What the actual fuck is Lawson’s plan here?
>>151191953this 100%nor takes out ver
>>151192011You mean Redbull fucked Max over
Goddamn Lando is good.Max is about to be humbled.
>>151192011he’ll stop in front of the finish line to let Max win and finally become a real boy
russel must bored out of his mind right now
Papaya is a fruit for homosexuals and menopausal women.
jorj will bin it in turn 13 again
>>151192037shut the fuck up
>>151191780That's a really nice helmet
>>151192004Yeah probably, one can hope.
>>151192039how could he be
>>151192024now Lawson as well who still has to pit
>>151192037So good he can't overtake a worse car on fresher tires.
Proudy holding out for the safety car that won't come
A lot of dirty air in this threadCan't post much
>>151192030Rushle didn't do anything wrong today though.Vote Norris instead.
>>151192032Be a shit cunt is his plan, as always.
>buckbroken
>a happy bunnygod i fucking hate UK shoutcasting
Zzzzzzxx...
>there's a lot of opportunities >there's good points thereis he taking the piss?
Now that Lawson has pitted there will be a safety car
>short term gainp2 and 3 more points for norris>long term gainno collision, points scoredmclaren is throwing norris under the bus with unnecessary pressure
PS3 can't stop seething
>>151191990Is that his sister or niece of something in the background?
>>151192049We posting scene sluts now?
>ted playing dumb at why pastry is madI fucking hate this piece of shit so much.
kek what a seething bitch
>151192018yep, confirmed scraping. :)
Stopped watching after the second lapDid I miss anything?
>guys, you have no idealol, lmao evenbuck status, ps3sisters?
>>151192057amazing recovery race after his bad stop
>maximum of two overtakes this sessionfucking hell
>>151192071At this point I legitimately think PS3 doesn't trust the pit wall anymore.
Ps3 got so cucked it's unreal
I can't understand why Piastri isn't breathing down on Norris. Did he just give up on turn 1 lap 1?
>>151192069They are all in a great big ding-dong, alright?
>>151192061russell simply is wrong
Shit race
When the world needed him most, he vanished
So why didn't Mclaren force a swap earlier?
meatballllllllllllllllllllll
If Max loses wdc being second he should crash into Nowins and take out his chances too
>>151192098Sure. But so is half the grid.
Anytime I try to watch this sport, it's some slop like this where nothing happens. Can anyone explain the appeal of this?
Who gives a fuck about the constructors chapionship?
>>151192103Lando was already ahead, no need to engineer a swap
>>151192077niece-wife yeah
wake me up if something happensq
>>151192103papaya rules only exist to benefit Lando
The ONE time Russell decides to do SOMETHINGunreal
>Sainz with 52laps on mediumsJust fucking make optional to change tyres at this point.
>>151192103Because the goblin is Zak Brown's personal twink
>>151192078Yes
>>151192118be racist towards hamilton or perezwatch the good races
>tsu about to get lapped by amxkek
McLaren? More like Mcantovertake
>>151192118I only watch it for the man drama and crashes
>>151192051The truth hurts huh?
f1 is a dead sport
>>151192121The teams.
horner would have walked his ass to race control to complain about the wing
tsunoda will have to opportunity to do the funniest thing
What the actual fuck was lawsons strategy this race
c'mon yugi do the funny
>>151192118car too bigwake too violent
So Norris DQ after race for having a car over the width limits with that front wing, right?
i will not post gimi in this thread
>the archie bargywhat did Jolly Old Palmer mean by this
>>151192124She looks AI generated for a second there. Do the plastic doll genes just run in his family?
Why isn't TSU crashing for a SC
>>151192140>tsu about to get lapped by amxIn a broken car.
How did Sainz end up in front of Lawson? lmao
>>151192025she was a teenpop star for years, she has enough to comfortably retire even without her onlyfans millions, anon
if max wanted to go high iq, he's slow norris into piastri and let them crash into each other
>>151192118Don't ever insult the pinnacle of motorsport again
good defense by max, the mclaren on dirty air is just 5 tenths faster, so lando cant pass himlando need 1 sec faster
Tsunoda should just crash into PS3 and Max's gap will be down to 51 points
Godly race from El Museo.Edd will be happy.
m*rcedes is responsible for races being like thisdeath to m*rcedes as always
>>151192149young anon
>>151192078
>>151192139There are billionaire nepo jews racing RIGHT NOW and you are focused on people like perez?
If we don't get a safety car at least Norizz will be DSQ'd for not fixing the wing. Imagine the awkward exchange of the third place trophy between him and PS3.
A George Russell masterclass, I'm on my knees in Tesco right now lads
>>151192118happening only happens now and then
>>151192160>bonglader>era penalpick one
>>151192173if he goes any slower he will be overtaken
Singles and ver and nor crash
>10 laps in a dirty air (during quali max kwabbed just because norris was 2s in front for one corner>somehow tire age advantage is still in the gamei dont understand
alhamdulillah the goblin will crash soon
>almost points againrip
CAM ON YUKI CRASH THEM OUT
Pure excellence from Russell today
How the fuck can this cheat car trail for so long in dirty air and it has no impact what so ever
>>151192155>crash into hadjar>collect amx and rizz passing bythat would be too good
Lapped in the same car
from river to seapiastri will P3
>amx lapping his team mate
>>151192171great inlaphe was lapping the same as alo in front
kam on Max, fuck him up
>>151192185>no racoon hairNot scene, but she has the right attitude
>>151192164argy-bargy*
>>151192194name
>>151192205>muh country's driver
>>151192200kek
yugi... you fucking dumbfuck
>.2max, don't give me hope...
>amx lapping tsu
>>151192208fuck off, death to mercedes as always
clap
>Norris tries for another dive bomb
>>151192193are you gonna start jelqing it when russell wins
>>151192205very good race to be honest, but he is losing position to sainz, at least
>>151192228LOL
kek stroll sounding like gimi
only a double mclaren crash will save this "race"
LMAO
TSUNODA NO BALLS
CAM ON PIASTRI YOU CAN BEAT NORRISFUCK ZAK BROWN>>151192223essaere
heh
A HUNDRED LAP OLD
>>151192208Being on pole and don't make mistakes easy win.
stroll sounds upset
>>151192228You'll love next year
BASED SPERG
why do i waste time watching this?every race is like this and I still come back for the next oneI could have done some chores or something useful
Based max gonna force Lando into a crash
lando has the opportunity to lose position to ps3 while fighting max
>amx showing up norris once againlmao
proof charisma is the most important thing in humour
i fucking lost it at Strolls autistic screeching, holy fuck
>yuki not kamikazi'ing needs firing desu
Stroll's voice is just like the daddy's little boy he is
good banter from stroll
Stroll is a funny guy
>>1511922556 million lap old*
>>151192244Colapinto got called in at like lap 14, while everyone was going until like lap 40, and Colapinto swapped to medium tires instead of hard. Just wild stuff.
BASED STROLL
>can't even kamikaze rightFailure of a nip.
>>151192200kwab
Alonso is a bad influence on his teammates
Bye bye slurp raceHello vikings browns
If Norris manages to get overtaken by Piastri, I'm going to vote for him in every exposure poll for the rest of his career.
Lance stroll ear rape ahh radio reply
WHERE IS THE GIMI OVERTAKE
>does nothing>mindbreaks No Rizz
God bless Papa Stroll and his autistic son
>>151192260thats just his normal voice during a race
>>151192172Ah, that explains her thot popularity. Thanks anon.
>>151192208TRVTH NVKE/f1/ - Max Verstappen Fanclub is not ready for this TRVKE
those tyres were promised to him 3000 laps ago
>lecuck will have to let ham passroscoe smiling from above
>>151192228
lmao how could chuck let this happen
>>151192288from one slurper to another...
Why isnt Oscar catching up to take the pressure off Max ?
>kwabtroll
If Piastri P3 i will move to India
Stroll is some quality banter
>Race has been so much of a slurper watching actual horse racing has been more exciting
>>151192265Doing chores at 5am, are you ok my niggy?
He's good now.
>>151192289>Oscar, let Lando race Max.>No overtaking.
apparently Gasly is still in this race
>>151192281Poor ladHaving to drive for Alpine is not a fate I'd wish on anyone
So the commentators and TV director are just going to ignore the amazing job sainz did to keep those mediums that fresh and now moving up with the softs?
>>151192304
why are all radio messages today peak retard?
THEY RACE ME SO HARD
ARE bins it in lap 59
YOU KNOW WHO TO IT, YES?
Max is too damn metronomic for kwablando
>>151192274>autisticHOW DARE YOUYER FIRED
>Gasly is dead lastwtf?
Verstappen vs Norris is so fucking boringI can see interesting shit is happening elsewhere but they're not showing it
COME ON A JARDO THE FUNNY THING
>>151192136>>151192305She looks like she fucks men twice her age
>>151192281judging by alonsos race, soft medium was the best call, if the car was able to handle it, i didnt follow francos race, i dont know how good his tires were when he pitted of they just pitted him to give him clean air, since renault engine cant overtake, but he should be happy with this race
oh yes poois for sure will catch narg
WHY ARE THEY NEVER SHOWING ANY OVERTAKES OR BATTLES
>verstappen's putting points on mclaren's heads but not enoughHe needs an average of 10 points over Piastri each weekend to snag the title and if the current standings are final he's putting up 6
>THIS WILL BE REMEMBEREDPS3 closing in, cam on Max, fuck em up
kek leclerc will back to p7
>>151192322If he obeyed that then the championship truly is over
>>151192255holy kek
>>151192333trips of truth
>>151192321>no ant curves this threadbros...
Nando or Russ for DOTD?
dubs and narb bins it
>Yuki fighting for 10th somehow after a bad race>Max shows up to lap him>Yuki gets out of his way like a good teammate>Max suddenly can’t reach Hadjar>gap keeps widening for Yuki as the laps run downThis is sabotage
>>151192333MAX DIGITS CONFIRM
The Hero of Race has managed to get back to the best position he was realistically going to get, hasn't he? The car didn't have the pace to beat Antonelli or the Ferraris.
>>151192349can't show what doesn't happen
>>151192334oy vey
>>151192338It’s okay, i’m acoustic myself so i can say it
sneed lmfao
I can't believe I'm saying this but CAM ON PS3
>>151192364rerolling
DO IT ISAACK
>>151192363pick whoever is whiter
>chuck
>againchuckbros....
CAM ON PS3 GROW SOME FACKIN BALLS
Digits and Nowins + Piastri crash
noscore piastriit's too late
>literally no one happy either driving or watching this racehow many more years are we stuck with this shit fucking track for?
He's going to divebomb lando if he catches him.
>not even lapped guys don't do anythingWhat a shit race...
+52
Lando should get DotD he actually gained positions for once
>>151192333Woah mama
>>151192351Are you witnessing his car falling apart? Do you think this situation is going to change enough for him to consistently get wins from here? It's still a shitbox in high downforce, there's no point entertaining this anymore.
>>151192403>retards voting alonso for finally beating stroll
>>151192400haha yes
>ferraris back to racing each otherGrim
did you guys vote Alonso for hero of the race
I wish there's another english commentary availableI can no longer stand these 2 British bias
>>151192410Being less KWAB than usual doesn't make him better than others.
>muh batteryThe absolute state of Sky Sports...
>another gifted teammate-wars win for HamiltonIt's so fucking tiring ...
Sir Lewis Hamilton rocking that two stop strategy
this track is so ass, it really needs a longer straight
hart and sole for are
every hotel has a Charles Leclerc chair
Is lando really going to risk 3 points to crash with max?
>>151192400here
>>151192403For me it's AlonsoHe's done well to get his position back after that terrible stopSainz has been brilliant too
>>151192429I don't get why it's hard to find a free F1TV stream
not enjoying the thought of seeing russel acting arrogant and cocky on the podium. sparrows who pretend to be eagles disgust me.
>>151192417He's the only driver doing anything
>>151192429There's another English audio track, but I hate these fags even more.
gap's not shrinkingit's OVER
>PS3 won't even get within DRS of Lando by the endFuck sake you useless prick
>>151192423*hero of race>>151192429It's been fucking unbearable tonight.
>>151192312mentally checked out
>>151192451r a r e
>>151192451RARE
digits and hadjar takes out pooris michael bay style
Why cant we see Sainz actually overtake instead of this semen slurping?
>>151192417shitty pit stop and having to overtake everyone including Bearman who also had fresh tyres
>LEC utterly exposed by a washed up dead-dogged #2 contracted HAM
sainz bros... p10 in on the table, sad that we were lapped and have 1 fewer lap
SAFETY CAR NOWOPERATION SLURP
i hope a plane crashes into the track honestly
papaya LAW says lando must be put to death for contact
nevermind the mclaren sitting in dirty air for 5 million laps and being just fine on the tyressssluuurrrpp
This was easily the worst race of the season. I'm yearning for the hour rain delay at Spa.
>>151192449Isn't he more strongmind than the Mclel cucks? He's dislikable but he seems to always have been out for himself.
>its in max's interest to keep Norris in DRSok, whatever.
>>151192483>what is a tyre offset
>>151192449I never watch anything after the flag if Mercedes is on podium, highly recommend it
Will Lewis give the position back this time?
>>151191650
>>151192483and with a broken front wing
>>151192317he deserves a better cari hoep we get a rainy race again, he is actually GOAT no im not biased just coz of my flag ok
surely the mclarens won't do a side by side victory lap for the constructor championship ahah right?
>>151192491was that sky sports? jesus christ
>Max, Lando deserves what you're thinking of doing >do you understand
>>151192030hadjar for me
what drugs is croft on?>max is keeping lando close so piastri cant overtake lando
>>151192403for me personally its max verstappen for keeping this semen slurping sport interesting
>>151192503Kek. Of course he won't.
>>151192503why doesnt he pass kimi??? that way he wont need to
Why won't they show anything else?
>>151192512he just said it again lmao
>151192417kys
Sainz might still get a point
formula 1 died today
>Sep 5, 2025 A contract for Singapore to host the Formula 1 Grand Prix for another seven years has been signed
Jesus fuck a fucking 3/10 raceMonaco tier slurper
>>151192525What popular sport isn't semen slurping though?
singapura
>>151192530like what
>shartmilton
>>151192530like what? what is there to show?
>>151192517illiteracy hits, i read it as dotd poll somehow
>>151192530there is nothing else
>>151192530Nothing else is happening, anon.
last chance, digits and something will happen
I don't recall seeing a ferrari at all during the race
still a good result for max, he's usually shit at singapore
Exposed:NORPIAANTLECTSUSTRLAWOCOHUL
PS3 was severely exposed here. Baku was just the start.
>>151192530the direction in this race has been absolutely fucking dire. the only thing that has happened in the top 7 in 50 laps is antonelli overtaking charles but they didnt even show it live OR show a replay. actual pisstake.
dubs and lando hits the wall
>>151192565reroll
shitty race, shitty girls posted, shitty weekend
>>151192564>>151192561>>151192557>>151192554Lawson passed like 4 cars
>merc is getting back to top 3 after years of flopping>ferrari is falling out of top 3 after years of almost becoming #1why is ferrari like this? where are the podiums?
>>151192552Superpesis
Sainz in the points THANKS FOR NOT SHOWING ALL HIS OVERTAKES ASSHOLES I PREFER WATCHING MAX AND LANDO SLUPRING EACH OTHERS SEMEN
mercedes engine blows up inshallah
/g/ idea: turn off all the track lights
grande sainz, very solid race by him, he managed the tired perfectly in the drs train, his inlap was perfect, allowed him to jump so many carsbut why was he able to start from p18 instead of from pitlane? what are the rules when you are dsqed from quali?
>hamilkek
>>151192559retard
>>151192552women's beach volleyball
>>151192571>Nor is not exposed
>>151192518Eh, Sainz did something of the sort in '23But obv that's not really happening now
>>151192571Add HAM for what just happened
>>151192571everyone for losing to a not real boy
>>151192491it is, norris used his tires, piastri has fresher tires for not driving 1s behind max for 20 lapsbut also piastri is a pure shit, 0.2s faster per lap than norris with broken wing and way more used tires
>>151192571Norris is not exposed
>>151192571Hamilton.
PS3 is going to come with the difference of his pit stop delay.If he hadn’t been delayed by his pit crew he would have made podium.
Max pls slow down norris a lot
>ferrari
Is PS3 closing in? But he's not going to get close enough to even attempt an overtake.
>hamilcuck
>>151192575Nah, he'll crash into VER.
>>151192588>everyone starts screaming for no reason
>>151192577now we wait
>>151192530to prevent anything from happening
TOO FUCKING LATE HAMILTONTOO FUCKING LATE
>>151192597>reading comprehension
>if only roscoe were still with me
>>151192596You wish that sport was semen slurping.
WTF Lewis?
OSCAR JUST TOLD MAX TO DEFEND LIKE A LION
>>151192550At least Monaco has the views, here we only see fences.
he gave it backapologize
>>151192611>overtaking on this trackkek
>pooisfuck roscoe
>>151192552Hockey never disappoints (Slight bias).
>>151192644ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ALONSO P7 HOLY SHIT
>battle for 2nd>10th time it showed up todaylmao kwab norizz is fucking useless
>>151192607He quite literally crashed into everyone he could crash into as soon as turn 1, anon. Then got this race gifted by the stewarts and his team. And still won't win.
Hamilton would have finished 3rd today if he stayed at Merc
wtf poois is ded?
>we have this beautiful track until 2028 just FYI
>>151192644that was crazy
BRAKES DEADLEWLEW KILL>100 Million Dollars
what the fuck ferrari
>>151192607BOOOOOOOOO!
>>151192644holy shit
Alonso could legit pass him now
>LEWIS WAS DRIVING SO FAST HIS CAR BROKEMY GOAT
>PS3 would be podium right now if brown hadn’t sabotaged him with the slow pit.
Norris is a coward and a faggot.
POOPIS +18 ALONSO MIGHT CATCH HIM
>>151192663Thats called a hard racing.
>ham finishes ahead of chuck even with the extra stopkek
>>151192597>>151192607lmao he fucking is. He has the best car and can't even get past VER's malfunctioning shitbox, never mind RUS.>>151192602>>151192610Yes, I posted just before that happened. I'll be voting for him too now.
>>151192660>>151192667noooo he left charles by, he is ok
russel will crash in the last few corners
>>1511925714 PIA5 ANT7 HAN12 TSU13 STR14 ALB15 LAW18 OCO19 HUL20 GAS
>>151192683weak rari shitbox cannot handle Raw Bri'ish Power
>>151192689No, it's called being a retard and a cheat.
meatball lewis
Can't believe I sat through this shit
>>151192611unironically you will see such braindead comments all over internet after the race
This season and technical spec can't be over and done with soon enough.But it'll probably get even more boring next season.
>alonso catching almost a second per second
Did leclerc think that was an overtake? lmao
I should've just kept playing TXR.
Sainz overtook like six people and they couldn't show a single one?
Ferrari can't design a brake disc
>Shamilton
>>151192691He beats Piastri. Verstappen is out of competition>>151192704So if Verstappen did it its ok, right ?????
>>151192693noooo he is not ok, he deddddd vamos alooooonsoooooo alosnoooo alonsooooo alosnoooo alosnooooooooo
>>151192571NOR PIA ANT LEC HAM ALO BEA SAI HAD TSU STR ALB LAW COL BOR OCO HUL GAS
wait why doesnt toto look pleased what the fuck lol
>>151192724>>151192724>>151192724>>151192724>>151192724
/f1/ in SHAMBLES
HEY GEORGEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Singapore Population6.037 million (2024)dirty dirty dirty money sport
italian engineering
18/19.
/biz/ idea:turn turns 8 and 14 into a roundabout
Was this the most boring race in the season so far?rate it out of 10
>mclaren constructors championswhooooo gives a shit
SLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURPSLURP
>hvlk dead lastgrim
alonso doing it
>>1511927432/10
watched 3laps/10 see you in 2 weeks
>no fire works
>>151192732car is illegal again
Hero of Race is going to get past HAM for 7th
I keep falling for this crap
>>151192708What with this cunt liking golf?
>Stream died in the last lapI don't even care
slurp
Congrats McLaren for building the best car
>>151192732he doesn't know what the fuck to do nowhe lost a fair chunk of bargaining power to refuse woody a contract
Yeah, this semen slurping race was not for me.Glad it’s over.
Dubs and Jorj gets disqualified for underweight car
Awful race. Good drive by Russell though.
>>151192739>diddy is in front of him
>>151192714What stopped you? You could have played it while having the sound on for the race on another device.
the only deserving title this seasonseason could honestly be cancelled today and no one would give a fuck
>>151192791and still struggling to win races
WIDE AMX
>>151192582And finished 16 WOW AMAZING
>>151192817Not for long.
>everyone wonkekw, norizz buck status?
>>151192824I need to shitpost while watching the race.
How many corners did Hamilton cut? Aston should report that
CAN THE DIRECTION SUCK MORE COCKS?EVERYTHING HAPPENING ON TRACK WAS NOT EVEN SHOWN IN REPLAYS
>>151192799
>>151192723>only one driver in each team can be exposedPiastri was even more exposed but that doesn't excuse Norris' KWAB performance.
>>151192739Why did Gilles take so long? I thought he was a goat.
>>151192723>if Verstappen did itVerstappen didn't.And if he had, the stwrts would have penalized him.
race so boring i unironically have to go take a 2 hour nap after
Jesus they couldn't even bother to show the potential Alonso Pass on Ham?F1 Broadcasting is dogshit
>>151192799checked
that car podium with the screens is so fucking cringy
>>151192791faggot
first time watching the f1 since 2021see you guys in another couple of years because THIS RACE WAS SHIT
>>151192851So shitposting is more fun than playing TXR for you Is it?
>>151192671What's not to love about 60 laps of no overtakes in the top 5?
>hamilton carrying roscoe in the ash tray for good luck
If Piastri didn't have his whole career in front of him he would shit all over their meaningless constructor championship
What a shit race, but AMX actually gained points on both cheatlarens so thats good
>>151192933LMAO
>>151192921you missed AMX exposing everyone
>>151192878>I thought he was a goat.Who claimed that?
>>151192946Lmao >meaningless constructors championship
The script did Hulkenburg dirty
>>151192954That is not enough points
remember f1 is not a big time sport
PAPAYA RULESYEAH BABY
Hate these two douches something fierce.
>>151193013>button skipped wec for this
Why is zak there? Why was he asked first?
i hope both mclaren drivers commit suicide
>>151192994Most famously, Clarkson methinks. Along with some others.
>>151193001The script also did Lithuania dirty.
>>151192997nobody cares about those outside of the team
lando is the guy genuine superstar he would take the sport to new levels
>>151193085zneimer's nethers won't let himit's too delicious
>>151193123I don't know, we don't have as many problems as america does
>>151193141lol
>zak and andrea all smiles>ps3 nowhere to be seengrim
by how much did max close to gap to ps3?
>>151193230Not enough
>lando norris is your 2025 champion How do you chuds handle this?
>mfw zoomer is talking
Ferrari 2025
>>151193319lol no, he's too weakmind
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