dogshit thread
Mma Joey won
Total Brazza Death. CHAMA
>>151193848
Put him Ankalaev
We needed Mario Yamasaki reffing that fight
Chama had Rotavirus first time he fought Ank>Rotavirus is a contagious gastrointestinal (GI) infection that causes inflammation of the stomach and intestines (gastroenteritis). This can lead to severe diarrhea and vomitingImagine the smell
>ACKalaev lasted even less than Strickraped and JamahawlgKWAB
just as a side note lads it was very noticeable when that crustacean faggot stopped shitting up the threadwas quite a enjoyable experience last night desu
>I don't want to go back to the tire shop
Got his ankussy in a twist!
This soulless brazznig rat has literally no concept of pride as a man, he probably has no idea why Alex was so upset at him and went in to decapitate him immediately.
alex let magomed win simply so he could add another undisputed champ to his resume by heeming him. honestly respect and levels and volumes
That part
Ank wins the trilogy.
There will be no trilogy.
>>151194157Pereddit does have a history of ducking.
ank will get heemed by khalil next
>>151194026
Winnie the pooh look ahh
Put him Poatan
Soon..
>>151194192nah khalil is ass, it'll be jiri
>>151194091>>151194109Ali really got his boy murdered by saying that retarded shit, it’s the most visibly upset anything has ever made him and he fought the most aggressively he ever has because of it. Plus Jiri was crying literal tears of joy seeing Ank get heemed because Ali talks so much on his twitter kek.
has the pakicord issued a cope yet
Chills.
Ali's fingers wrote checks that Ankalaev's jaw couldn't cash
https://youtu.be/-vHW137ikbk?si=0MAgPHlGTc0zoj_j
10 year anniversary of /heem/ coming up
Merdab should be cut
Stunned
Who's the king of violence? Who's the king of violence?
>>151194361Kek, you just know Ankalaev was confused and shook when Alex charged him to start the fight, “brazza why you med brazza why you med”
https://youtu.be/EgSzACxgtGY?si=eyWmTbcZMpA9pwmz its up just in time for morning coffee and vape
>>151194554Ali definitely not getting the new password to Ank's social media lmao
Why didn’t this faggot wrestle with Fazza? He’s like the runt of the fagestanis
Why do people hate Ankalaev so much? Just because he's muslim?
Anyone watch bkfc?
jiri would've put ankalaev out cold
Tick tock
Topiglet ducked the rematch
>>151194708only the main event
first ever heem by language barrier kekPoatan came into the fight with McGregor-Khabib tier bad intentions while Ankalaev thought it was just a friendly normal sporting contest and got decapitated before he could even think of getting out the first gear feel out stage, is he actually that fucking autistic that after all those interactions he didn't realise Poatan hated his fucking guts and wanted him dead?
>>151194342They've shifted to sucking off Khamzat when they saw there was no way to post their usual shartkalaev garbage on the thread.Eternal heeminder for all of the subhuman muzzies in this thread:
>>151194687Because he's another generic AI generated russian mountain rat with 0 charisma and personality. What's there to like about him? Keep in mind Alex Pereira is muslim as well but people like him.
>>151194739>>151194767Pereira made Ankalaev switch to orthodox with low kicks. Jiri is much more likely to charge into a counter, I think Ankalaev beats him
>>151194687He's an arrogant fuck that fancies himself a striker but shoots for your balls the second you hurt him.
>>151194891pereira is not muslim and hasn't been for years
Lmao, Poatan murdered that ugly inbred freak
>>151194927>says he will beat one of these bums in October >gets beat like a bum in October instead Poetic
Merab is hilariously obviously on EPO but you can't even be mad at him because all these niggers are on roids and he's still outworking them all. Cory had suspicious 25 minute cardio himself and wasn't even slightly gassed after brute forcing like 100 standups but still got pacemogged by The Machine. Same reason i don't care when people say GSP was juiced, well so were his opponents and he still outworked them.
>>151194852Joe is GAY
Merab just works hard
>ting ting tingTo Jiri...!
>>151194860Lmao, pakibong is literally an inbred retard?
merab is already the GOAT btw
Sorry if you can't hear this over the call to prayer, yuros.
>>151194687Yes. If his last name was Blachowicz and he was Christian, I would boy him.I also boy Merab.>but Pereira is a MuslimWAS a Muslim. He is now an apostate who actively heems Muslims which makes him based
>>151194852Zest>>151193805ZestIs there a sport anywhere left that zesty niggas aint get their hands on?
Guru was so happy when Pereira won. Warms my heart to see that smile.
Lerone Murphy is your next Muslim champion.
>>151194957Yea, Poatan is the same schizophrenic incoherent spiritual pick and mix that Shartles is, he is a catholic, muslim, animist, indigenous ritual guy from the favela
'Slack just doesn't miss
>>151194860>subhuman muzziesyou're not white joao
>>151195129i am north caucasianrussians conquered and genocided usthere are two types of people who hate muslims the mostnumber one is jeets because muslims actually conquered jeetistan and treated them like slaves and currently they constantly fight with pakis (muslim indians)number two is brown christians who think if they hate muslims their skins will turn whitethats pretty much it. rest of the people that "hate" muslims are either paid by zio-shills or they just don't want any foreigner in their country.
>>151194687see>>151195129>>151195155
>>151195160>Pereirahow the fuck does brazil have muslims? lmao>>151195196>brown christians who think if they hate muslims their skins will turn whiteyeah, tradcath latinx. a common cancer on /int/ and /his/. didnt' knwo they were here!i will monitor your genny and keep thirdies exposed from now on.
>>151195187And your parents are related ACKmed. KWAB.
smeghagen has prime EPOshaw tier cardio as well but it never gets brought up as suspicious because he always loses like a bitch anyway
>>151195187He's whiter than you, muzzie. A 60% white Hue is whiter than anyone that follows Islam.
Joe Rogan can suck his own dick. He hasn't. But he's waved it in front of his face, just to know he can do it. That's more than you've ever achieved in your life
>>151195231>>151195239I'm white with blue eyesyou will never be white. Meds are not white to begin with due to the moor rape in their past. Only us Germanics are white.
Brown jungle man Poatan DESTROYS white man from Russia. Europeans can’t compete
>>151195170He really needed this.
>60% white
>>151195254>im german(russian rape baby)KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK WHAT A RAPED BITCH
So what's with your genny's butthurt about muslims? Have a lot of UFC champs been muslims? I never watched a single second of your sport, i am only here because brazilians were shitting up the catalog last night and you seem to be full of seething yurocucks and brown tradcaths.
>>151195238he’s rake thin and trains at elevation and his style is not particularly high output. he’s not any more suspicious than max or nate
>>151195259Is this the cope we're running with pakicord?
>>151195335whites will never claim a brown thirdie go back sanchez
It's crazy to think UFC signed with Poatan just to make him fodder to Adesanya and build a story about their beef in kickboxing. Truly an inspiring life story, they should make a movie about it with The Rock acting as Alex.
>>151195318pakis keep spamming shit and indians pretend to be latin americans and brazillians and spam shit backcouple of brown latinos who think they are going to turn white are also hereno actual muzzie, dagi or normal brazillian gives a shit. ankalaev had it coming for letting ali the arab terrorist run his account and underestimating poatan. i say this as a lak (same ethnicity as makhachev)inbred insult also drives pakis and arabs crazy. everybody in caucasus region is inbred including merab and topuria.
>brazilKEK
>>151195318It’s your fault that they’re like this. Mossad did an absolute number on them
>>151195415Pretty embarrassing cope Muhammad. Also everyone hates muzzies LMAO
you're not medyou're not romanyou're not latinyou're not europeanyou're not a conquisatoryou're not a crusaderyou're not a tradcath (those are just protestants in denial)you're not italian or spanishyou're not a firstieyou are brazilian(probably) or otherwise just a hispanicyou are latinxyou are a new worlderyou are a thirdieyou are not even catholic (you are heretics who compare pele to Jesus)
The paki on a proxy raging right now has no response to this image >>151194860
>>151195441>conquered yurocuck seething about muslims
>>151195460My BBC conquered your mom's pussy
Do we think Merab will tie/pass Anderson's legendary win streak? Only two more wins to equal him and it doesn't look like he will fall off his prime anytime soon.He already has the most takedowns all time by a massive margin, is tied for BW defense record with Aljo currently, and is eyeing the all time win streak. This nigger really is top 10 all time, definitely solved the eternal Cruz/Dillashaw BW goat debate by knocking them both out of it
>>151195491Big Balkan Cock??
>>151195498Nope, Cruz still has him beat
>>151195433It's the same everywhere b, look at your boy Tommy Robinson, stands up against muzzies in your country but loves jews and Pissrael.Same with a lot of the politicians, actors, media people, etc. They all suck off Pissrael.Thankfully more people are waking up here, in the US and in Europe.
>>151195498Islam will do it first but Merab might exceed him due to activity
>>151195498>Do we think Merab will tie/pass Anderson's legendary win streak?No. He's probably going to retire before thatIf anyone is doing that, it's Islam, who's one win away from tying it
>>151195441not really i traveled all around the world. people hate brown looking people. someone like movsar or fiziev is not going to face racism or hatred anywhere. khabib and his gang are wahhabi terrorist supporters, mcgregor was right about them, even then they are not hated enough.funny thing is most people don't know that ankalaev used to be a commie then started larping as wahhabi for money. he has shit coaches and a shit manager (ali). deserved what he got. i don't know why he let the arab ali disrespect poatan so much. making fun of alcoholism and tire shop stuff.i have been to US multiple times, nobody ever bothered questioning me. they literally have patrols packing up and deporting christian latinos. i have also been to europe and had no problems. a christian from nigeria or mexico gets 1000 times more hatred than a bosnian or dagi.
People forget he was half dead in there
>>151195559Merab won’t retire until he’s flushed
>>151195559Merab said that he will fight until he's 50, obviously a joke but shows that he's going to try to go for as long as he can, no way he fights only one more year. If he doesn't get his chin deleted he can have 17 wins by the end of 2026.
Anyoen who thought Magomed would win report to Buck Angel surgery at once
>>151195559Well that's not possible since Islam is getting knocked the fuck out by JDM next fight.
Jiri? Jiri will heem
Who is buck angel?
>>151195563>wall of copeEveryone hates Muslims and you're brown
>>151195641based
Simulated Topuria
>>151195686Ha you're just mad because your guy is the champion again and knocked out Ankalaev last night.
>>151195641You don’t actually believe that
>>151195404Your skin is the same color as cum.
https://youtube.com/shorts/AKCrHIJacoY?si=N_EBIMQKBZMVqI0l
>>151195641There is no way Ilia hits harder than JDM, right? Islam made a stupid decision, should have took the superfight instead of getting fooled by muh "aura", JDM has a better chance of beating him than Ilia does
Pereira wants that superfight at heavyweight. Will dana give it to him?
>>151193805Fuck Dana
>be most /pol/ general>Sport dominated by people you hate grim
>>151195709Poolal has a head of cement, Jizzlam would get fucking deleted by those shots JDM was hitting Poolal with
>>151195796This isn't footy
Could Poatan defeat Aspinall?
Real ones knew that Alex was going to use his secret overhead, as he always does in times of great crisis.
>>151195187He might not be White but he’s all right! CHAMA! Fuck you inbred wonk nose cunts!
>>151195796>Sport dominated by people you hateSo is your country LOL
>>151195788Gladly
>>151195187Me on the third row second on the left side
>>151195838>We
Where should Alex go in the PFP update?
>>151195838chama
>>151195972#2 (behind Aspinall, the greatest heavyweight we have ever seen in any combat sport)
>Adesanya still fightsHoly shit, I thought he was retired, what is he thinking right now?
Tony does this to Khabitch, btw. Only Muslims will disagree.
>>151196022He became the Apollo Creed to Poatan’s Rocky and supports him now.
>>151196022Still the GOAT
>>151195972I dont care about the official rankings but i see him below merab and on top of chimaev and aspinall
Ankalaev is a hearlet and a mental midget and his head coach is a retard. If he doesn't change to a better team and improve his mentality and toughness, Jiri will beat him.
I love Alex, ok? But Jon Jones is Jon Jones. You could put him up against Mohammed Ali, Mike Tyson, Bruce Lee, Miyamoto Musashi, Alexander the Great, Goku and I still wouldn't see him losing at all.
>>151195155https://x.com/EndWokeness/status/1968020803322298588
Bro ankleliar took one shot from chama and immediately went into testicle scent inhalation mode. What the actual fuck is wrong with them?
>>151196083This heem alone puts Pissy above any other mw champion. AIDSmaev will never be able to topple him.
>jiri vs ankThey dont know the trilogy between poatan and jiri is already on the work
>>151196127
>>151196090He might go above Merab, too many decisions
>>151196127DNA, it's an instict to sniff
>>151196183Ankleliars nose is so wonked he’s actually getting gigantic sniff from there
Merle status?
>>151196261Seething
Ankalaev strikes because his head coach is a striking guy. If Shartkalaev wins with wrestling then he can't take credit, so he makes him strike. Shartkalaev obviously hasn't trained wrestling for years and any wrestling ability he's shown is just muscle memory from his childhood.
The problem with me seeing Merab as one of the best fighters PFP is he’s not having success outside of his division. Merab already admitted Topuria beats him and Volk would as well, even against Evloev he’s struggling Topuria and Pereira already went up a division. We’re about to see with Islam and Khamzat 100% has success against the absolute Jabronis at 205, even Alex
>>1511959724 or 5 is good spot for him, I don't think he clears Ilia, Islam, Merab. Khamzat arguable after his disastrous sniff-fest against DDP. Personally I think Pantoja clears Poatan but he has the manlet aura debuff so Chama will go above him.
>>151196302Illiterate fuck.
>>151196302Merab is visibly smaller than most if not all bantamweights
How about jacuzzi jacuzzi
>>151196302Nigger the entire purpose of "Pound for Pound" means removing the "well that bigger man would heem him" argument, Mighty Mouse got assraped and humiliated by Cruz at BW but its not a question of who ranks higher. POUND FOR POUND, Merab is a fucking monster, if everyone was the same size there are only 2 or 3 guys in the sport that could beat him.
>>151196302>Khamzat 100% has success against the absolute Jabronis at 205, even Alex Funnily enough, if you give certain welterweights time to bulk up and train -eg. Usmeng-, they’d btfo Hamza at mw.
>>151196261Flying on her broomstick
Why are plebbitors claiming Pootan dominated the inbred brazza? He got a lucky punch and finished him. There is nothing in that fight that showed either of the two's skill
>>151196365This, the only superfight that would make sense for Merab is if Pantoja wants to move up and challenge him, he's just too small to fight Volk, no shame in this, no point moving up to get fucking heemed for no reason, he's not a cutbabby like other people who move up are.
>>151196411Usman is an ATG fighter unironically
>>151196411Because those welterweights can actually wrestle and grapple. The best ranked wrestler/grappler at 205 is Shartkalaev, kek
I think Merab does Umar worse if they rematch
>>151196498Umar retired.
Aspinall WILL FUCK UP Alex Pereieras world if he ever moves to HW .
>>151196402Of course having success across multiple divisions matters PFP. Why did Topuria immediately go above Islam? It wasn’t because 2025 Charles is such an incredible win without the context
>>151196523Aspinall? The guy Gane is about to terminate?
>>151196411Usmeng is the number 2 WW of all time and Khamzat was a WW cutbabby himself same as Usmeng, I doubt Kamaru would have any success against the actual giganiggers of MW like Costa or DDP or Jizzy who would die trying to make WW.
>>151196552Gane is about to get raped. The only threat to Tom in HW is Jones and Jones is scared and washed. Aspinall will take that Alex Pereria payday and beat him in 3 rounds
Chama!
>>151196523Pereira doesn’t want it. He’s looking for a money fight against fat retired Jon
Meh, Poatan vs Jones at the White House would be lame because Trump would rig the fight in favor of Jones just so he could further his "Americans are better than Latinos" agenda.
IF, and that's IF, Tom gets past Gane then he has a date at the White House getting deep double daddy dickdowns by his Jondaddy
East Sussex mosque bros, chama o no chama? KEK
>>151196565Usman absolutely dog walks Costurd He’d have a 6 inch reach advantage
>>151196614First of all Trump would never cheat.
>>151196565I think even flushed Usmeng has a chance against Costa and DDP, his striking is much better than theirs.
>>151196523Yeeeerrrrrrrp
>>151196588Didn’t Jones brother just die? He’s either about to spiral and be even more washed or come back with a vengeance
>>151196616Jon’s only options is to embarrass himself fighting Pereira for some kind of plastic toy belt. He’s not willing to get in there with Big Tom
>>151193805i love broner
>>151196565Usman kills Cucksta and Jizzy. DDP would be a close fight but my money is on Usman.
>>151196680No u love boners fgt
>>151196651Big Bank take little bank, '84s and candy paint
>>151196708https://youtu.be/iUgw5XB86zY?si=D4XJzeO_odD-Hbjh&t=45
Jon Jones killed his brother so he would get sympathy from Dana to headline the White House card.
>>151196663Jon has literally been calling for that fight for months now you idiot, it tickles his pickle
What is it specifically about Cory Sandhagen that makes him so weak and pathetic? Why is this?
>>151196614He wouldn’t need to. Even a bad version of Jon can sub Alex. Remember big Stank is NOT a good wrestler
>>151196791White skin
>>151196651unironically, who the fuck watches luke thomas?>>151196791that tomboy nutritionist is actually a succubus
>>151196807Okay this post pissed me off.
>>151196791He is taller, so I imagine his weight cut is fairly demanding.
>>151196768Why’d he turn down 30M to fight Tom when the UFC offered it?
I like Jiri because he is white, he is autistic and he does the sign of the cross while he fights
Zuckchads, we up
top 5 biggest ufc events of 2025
>>151196791Fights to conserve his cardio rather than heem so he only taps people, he had Merab a bit shook at the end of the 5th because he finally put some sauce in his strikes.
Word on the chord is that joana jedresceichse hunts underage polish boys in different martial arts clubs for unknown reasons
>>151196791He has the narrowest collarbone and shoulders out of anybody in the UFC, wmma included.
>>151196867the reptilian skinwalker it too drawn to the pure soul of the iq switching samurai
More chama!
>>151196261Fingering herself while watching Alex & Nina secret sextape
Chamankalaev
>>151195533Cruz:- Lost to Marlon Vera- Lost to Cejudo- Lost to GarbrandtMerab:- Would have toyed with both Garbrandt and Vera- Picked up an wrestling olympic gold medallist and slammed him against the mat>Hmmmmmm
>>151196791Imagine haivng a girl name like corine. For some reason americans give girl names to boys and vice versa i saw some girl the other day named brett legit thought it was a troon
>>151196821Umm akshually she's his massage therapist and she's the opposite of a succubus. If he held her down in mating press position, creampied her several times and bred her he'd be a champion already. But he hasn't so he was destined to lose. If Merab was in the same position he wouldn't hesitate, and that's why he's a winner.
>>151196954Why can’t whiteboys heem?
>Reddit is pissed at Alex for suggesting a fight against JonWhy do they hate Jon so much?
Chamon
I ain’t gonna sugarcoat it.
>>151196988It’s not a great look for Alex to call out a retired fighter. If he wants to challenge himself at HW he should ask for a proper title shot
Poor poor Tomala AGPpissanal
Ilia is really going on the lightweight division clogger extermination tour kek, it's a shame he didn't get to heem Dustbin but he'll get the rest.
>>151197029Nobody wants to see him flatline Gane or Thom, its an foregone conclusion. Lets see him vs the greatset ever
>>151197040Gaethje got what he wanted and he will get what he deserves too.
>>151197029It's acceptable to call out a retired fighter if they've been retired for less than a year.
>>151197070
>>151197029Alex is old and about to retire himself, it makes sense to get a money fight in the white house main event and have a double retirement with Jon rather than just get raped by Tom and go home to Brazil
>>151197128*guards up* what does gaethje deserve ?
>>151197053We both know Tom would be -400 against pereira
>>151197210not after Gane is done with him
>>151197040Why does Gaethje want to get flatlined? How delusional to you have to be? Should have fought and beat Paddy the Faggy (not sure he even beats him though) and called for a BMF meme fight against Dookshit and retired
>>151197165He looked fast and strong yesterday. To keep heeming everyone in the top 5 for the next 3 years would be a piece of cake.
the pop in the crowd when Poatan won was pretty big. impressive how such a simple man, that can't even speak english, can be this popular.his Chama is basically the same thing as Ramon Dino's "shit's crazy my man".
>>151197165I think the UFC will make the fight because they need an American to headline the White House, it can’t be Alex and Tom I personally don’t care if they do either, as long as other divisions aren’t getting stalled
when kwabomed loses it’s in devastating kwab fashion
>>151194193its shit tier because of the wrestling and holding...we need blood and fighting and kicking
Being the only man to heem Jones in human history is a better feather in his cap than triple champ and it's more doable
>>151197269
>>151194826worst fight of the night
>>151197371
>>151194826>finished by mike perry's punching bag>finished by yair>finished by zalalwhy did illlia need the judges?
Alex Pereira vs. Carlos UlbergMerab Dvalishvili vs. Mario Bautista or Petr YanJiri Prochazka vs. Johnny WalkerYoussef Zalal vs. Movsar EvloevJoe Pyfer vs. Michael PageThere are your fights.
>>1511974561:1 with Curtis Blaydes lmfao!!
>>151197473Shartlos ought to fight Walker next.
Mike Perry is the GOAT of bareknuckle boxing
>>151197488Should be an easy for fight for Jon. Wonder why he didn’t accept
>first half of the year>this mma shit kinda gay i think im done with it>second half of the year>2 fights of the year within a month (lopez v silva,jiri v rountree)>repeat every yearjust gonna watch mma from july to december now
*shits himself*
>>151197034Omg is he ok?
bitch
>>151196791Cory is, for me, the most frustrating fighter in the UFC. His whole career is "almost good enough". He started off really well against Merab and he should have won the won the 4th round as well, but he's just simply not good enough to maintain it.
>>151196980>shethats a man baby
>>151197704He never had a chance. BEASTrab is on another level. Cory? Just an ordinary kid.
What's this about fighting in the White House? Are they actually gonna fight there? Like inside the White House? How is that even possible? Will only Trump and other politicians be allowed to watch or something?
I haven’t seen a single Ganetard post slip
>>151197473For scientific purposes I would like to see Pyfer vs Vettori next.
>>151196980tomboy or tranny?
>>151197704He doesn’t have the athleticism or speed of truly elite fighters
>>151194687He's a boring fighter and made a career off of unconvincing 29-28s and split decisions against bums like Santos.
>>151197402There is always a female somewhere in the background laughing her tits off.
>>151197473PerieraMerab either wayJiriEvloevPyfer
>>151197774Gane scholars are too smart for sports betting, it's a form of foolishness.
>>151197815Yeah that seems to be a fair assessment. He's like the quintessential all-skill-no-athleticism fighter.
>>151197473Jiri vs Ankalaev is the only fight that makes sense. Why the fuck would it be walker?
>>151197867Becayse you're a faggot. That's why.
>>151197873Monitor.
pereira was fighting like 3rd round jiri out there
Holy glaze
No chama.
>>151197899that got really gay really fast
Honestly? Late stoppage
>>151197899>lean and ripped rock hard bodythat really tips it from one of the goat to THE goat
Ion Cutelaba wins the trilogy
Lean and ripped rock hard body.
>>151197899
hope alex stays in lhw for longer,there is nothing to gain at hw
>>151197955Just like Sneed.
>be Alex>come into first fight sick and just after an injury>lose 49-48 decision>be Magomed>come into second fight sick and after an injury>get heemed in 80 secondsLEVELS
>>151197983only the biggest fight possible at the first event at one of the most notorious places on the planet, the possibility of making history in combat sport and a gargantuan paycheck sided with a lifetime of sponsors
>>151198030Notorious? THE notorious?
>>151198022That rat was preinjured and ill? Aw hell naw!
Why didn't ank raise his back hand is he dumb we learn that first day in boxing
>>151198054that's what's been saidI also forgot, Alex stuffed all his takedowns in the first fight too lol
>>151198091>is he dumbhe's literally inbred
>>151198091>>151198106probably inbred yeah
Its Big ACK time
>>151194304Why does he always make that funny face? Haha
>wake up>remember Jiri and Alex wonfeelsgoodman
>>151198091He was in orthodox for some reason and looked very uncomfortable there
You guys are mad at me today, you have when I don't fail haha. I wonder which boyo will win me some money next, bonus if it's a fighter you want to and think will lose
Honestly, it was good stoppage
>>151198198Illiterate fuck.
>>151198235That's ok, sometimes it's nice to use bad grammar
I think I'll bet on Merab every time he fights
Is Suliman Al Sharad right about Poatan, bros?
>>151196791Real white trash know he's got that drunk ass generalist handyman body build and is mostly unstoppable on the street and then he'll fix up your alternator and leaky faucet for $100.
Khalil the roidhead needs to lose muscles and stop taking anabolic steroids
>>151198094>>151198176Did he injure his right leg before? Alex landed like 2 inside legkicks and that was enough to turn him orthodox.
poor roundtree mandude delivered two entertaining wars against alex/jiri only to get KO'd in both
>>151198296TRUTH NUKE
>>151198140Magomed... you want to learn how to train?Come to tire shop... you learn...
>>151198311why
Did some autism. Merab has 249 Takedown attempts in 16 UFC fights. Which means an avg of 15 per fight. That is a lot...
>>151198296>>151198328>fight happens>Alex just walks down and KO's CUMshot within the first round
Send Ankalaev 2-3 years tire shop and forget
>mix of yuros cucked and conquered by muslims and thirdie latinx who think they can score white people points by being epic tradcath crusaders against le muzzieslmao
>Pereira is a muslimthis is nuts
>>151198331for better cardio you don't need alot muscles if you are a striker
>>151198296So pakibong’s name is Suleiman? That name never once occurred to me, I thought he’d be named Muhammad.
>>151198296>Is this salty inbred muzzie right abo-No
>>151198389The Ummah has a new champion.
>>151198364And then you wake up
>>151198413>macaco calling anyone else nonwhite
>>151198366>he comes back bald like Alex>he has now embraced the chamaHow strong would Magomed 'Chama' Ankalaev be?
>OH NO JIRI IS KNOCKED OUT AGAIN AND STILL
Tick tock dagestan
>>151198502JDM is currently the lineal BMF champion, after beating Belal.
>>151198502you're not white monkeygo back to the jungle
>>151198474>posts this>from that boring as fuck fight where CUMsnot threw like 50000 punches and only 37 were 'significant'lmao
>>151198479Didn't call him nonwhite, but I did call him inbred. Which he is. >>151194860
>>151198474>OOOOOOHHHHHH HE’S CROTCHSNIFFING SOLDIC’S LEFTOVERSPut him against a real nigga and he crumbles 10/10 times.
>want to be racist but brown>want to be nationalist but countries are trash>become tradcath crusader instead
>>151198523ari you are in the fucking desert you aren't white either
>>151198528you posted an image making fun of brown people like yourself
>>151198311Not everyone who has muscle is on drugs. But yes he needs to slim down, I have no idea why he's doing workouts that bulk him up so much
>>151198522So after winning Slamdaddy will be >the lineal lightweight champion >The welterweight champion >The BMF CHILLS
Ok I'm back what have I missed
>>151198550seethe on sanchez
>>151198556You've been seething for hours in 3 different proxies. Calm your bussy playa.
>celebrating non-HW victorieskek mongrels
da lou moved on?
Why are there helwanis itt
IT WAS NECESSARY
What a strangely peaceful thread, no homoerotic faggotposting at all. I wonder why.
>>151198644It’s one dude on a VPN, quite possibly shrimp. Pay him no mind.
why did vadim nemkov sign againt with pfl
>>151198622>Country with no fighters besides one muzzieKEK
>>151198689He's still at it lmao what merabesque endurance
>>151198744most german fighters are in KB
>>151198587Usman Nurma kicked Paul Hughes in the growing three times really badly just like their first fight. UncannyThe funny think is for some reason Keith Peterson made him fight on after the second one and kept saying images ok even though he was nearly crying. It was quite funny
>>151198625Cant even be mad, a black teen who could swim and saved 4 kids at the cost of his own life.He would have been one of the few good ones.
To be honest, I think that first fight shouldn't even count as a win just because Pereira came in to the fight already compromised and this fight proved that the first fight wouldn't have gone that way if he came in uncompromised.
>>151198198Nice work b
>>151198622Stoltzus kekThumbs up mate
>>151198296I don't get him. Alex is big for his own division. Khamzat would get heemed like one of those cartoon fights.
To be honest I thought Pereira won the first fight
Big Ank has been spotted training in the Smurf Village
>>151197351We also need throws. Sanda rules should be applied. Punches, kicks, knees, elbows, and throws, but no ground game.
>>151198764>KwaBftfy
In a shocking turn of events, Alex Pereira wins fight by throwing punches after losing fight where he refused to throw punches
>>151198809Thanks man, nobody else acknowledged it (big hug)
ankalaev the type of dude to eat the cum with a spoon
To be honest I think Pereira lost this fight because of the 12 to 6 elbow which really should be banned again meaning that Ankalaev won by DQ
https://youtu.be/AVv3TJ6kHiAWas this the most anime UFC fight ever? >KO right at the end of round 1 saved by the gong>KO by a kung fu kick and can't even stand straight Lmao
>>151198526>>151198534Scared?
To be honest, Ankalaev won that first fight but Pereira won this fight
To be honest, i've never won a fight
>>151198689What happened to the Taco photo the other day? You mongrel
Pereira won that first fight and the second fight to be honest
no. more. chama.
Personally Ankalaev won the first 2 but lost the third fight.
The UFC has agreed to a deal to trade Magomed Ankalaev to the PFL in exchange for 2 of Dakota Ditcheva's fight worn shorts and one future worn Weigh-In bra, league sources tell UFC on ESPN.
I've won every fight I've ever been in by talking to my opponent and resolving our problems peacefully
>>151198901Not sure how to parse this in my hunble imho
To be fair, Ankalaev was winning
britpaki shilling for borz now? that boring ass nigga is old news
How would sadulaev do at lhw i think his wrestling alone won't save him
In my humble opinion, Pereira won that first fight, but ankalaev won the second fight
>>151198888Yeah, I'm scared of being bored to tears watching this inbred ratlip who has HIV fight once a year.Hope he gets heemed dead by a stiff breeze soon.
>>151198932She was actually saying: No, More Chama!
big brain: act like you won the fight to influence the judges decisiongalaxy brain: act like you are disappointing with the way you won the fight
>>151198985It probably would save him LHW is a dead zone for wrestling
If we're being real here, Pereira won that fight
We will Prolapse AGPoatan at the White House
>>151198693Fedor is his coach and him and the UFC have never gotten along
Muhammed beards look ugly as shit
Has anyone checked on her?
>>151199062She'll probably never show her whore face again, reminds me of Bivol's harpy ex wife
>>151199062to be honest, I would but I'm gonna say no
>>151198950Hoenstly? Respect
>>151198919I forgot, don’t be rude. I’ve always treated you with respect.
to be honest, mma man
>>151198950white
Zalal? Heh, we have plans for Zalal...
>>151199036>CUMsnot gets heemed stiff by Poohand on the Whitehouse lawn>gets arrested by ICE afterwards>gets shipped off to Somalia or Swazilandkek
>>151199136whoa...discussing MMA...on /heem/? Shouldn't you be posting tranny porn or something?
missed the fights, who won?
>>151199181No.
bet that jilted ex is seething so hard rn
>>151199181honestly? ankaleave
>>151199181The fans.
pereia? wonankalaaev? wontheir wonwon now
Why is Ariel Helwani so happy Alex won?
>old dude can't fight for 5 rounds>just kill the opponent on the firstMind blowing
>>151199290wtf is this, a rape kit?
>>151199120You're right, sorry mate
>>151199242He hates Ali
>>151199242Alex is Jewishחמה
>>151199242He's a controlled opposition UFC shill who pretends to be anti-UFCHe always backs the biggest UFC stars when he can, he's an infamous Conor shill and shilled for Jon Jones every now and then
>>151199242alex won? news to be
>>151199062Oh boy, even the strong insta filters can't hide that bogged visage, witchlike and malevolent, any longer.
that korean dude fumbled a lay upshake my damn head
>>151199309Calm down
>STOP THE FOIGHT HE'S HITTING HIM WITH THOSE "JON JONES 12-6 ELBOWS™">OH MY GOD HES COMPLETELY OUT COLD ALEX PEREIRA THE POATAN™ IS HITTING HIS UNCONCIOUS HEAD AND BODY OVER 5 TIMES>SOMEBODY CALL HERB DEAN™ THE VETERAN REFEREE™ TO STOP THE FOIGHT™ HES GETTTING BRUTALIZED OUT THERE>GET HIM THE MICROPHONE IM SURE HES ABOUT TO CALL OUT JON JONES™ AND FIGHT FOR THE UFC HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE™>AS YOU ALL CAN SEE I AM TRULY THE POATAN™ LIKE YOU ALL KNOW TRULY MY FANS I AM THE "PEREIRA UNFLUSHED™" AT 38 STILL A MOMENT OF SILENCE™ FOR OUR SPONSORS ZUKERBERG AND ARI EMMANUAL>HE JUST CALLED OUT JON JONES™ FOR THE UFC HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE™ WHAT A MADMAN JR™>I TELL YOU HWAT KING, BY GAWD, IN ALL MY LIFE IVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT, THIS MAN IS THE TRUE HONEST GOD HAND OF STONE™
Take a bump
>>151199429oh youre talkin about boo yoo seung-yeung? yeah beast of a korean prospect thing is korea sucks
>>151199508Mad how Conor looks like this despite being like 20 years younger than HHH
>>151199502they should rename 12-6 elbows to Jon Jones elbows in honor of former ufc fighter Jon Jones but thats just me
>>151199502Lmao
Will Poatan have another fight before the White House thing?
We cannot follow THEM
>>151199508
when chama said chama after fight at ankalaev that was a kino moment right there yeah him going chama at no chama was pure mmm
>>151197040You can bet Ilia begged for this fight, even though he called Justin a bum in an interview after beating Charles, suddenly Justin is worthy. He knows Paddy or Arman would expose him.
>>151199648justin did the beggin unfortunately
>>151199648Beastpuria broke your incel brain sadly
Give me real american gangster Justin Gaethje hombre
>>151199582Doubt. If he's doing heavyweight for the White House card next he'll probably need the time to gain some weight.
>>151199627Based Miz zeeming that boomer with nothing but aura
MMA is so dead in Brazil, barely anyone knows who Poatan is, meanwhile everyone knew Anderson Silva's name.
By the way, Soulfly - band of Max Cavalera, former Sepultura - will release a new album titled Chama. The title is a tribute to Poatan cause he uses Sepultura - Itsari as his walkout song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBJx1AFgtS4
>chevked my zesty heem thread from last night >drew dimes
*QUACK QUACK* *OINK OINK*
Why is Alex dodging Tom?
>>151198985He will heem gassy fer ser
>>151196565DDP was a welterweight.
Paddy would expose him ahahahahahaha
What the fuck happened to the Veronica fight? I can't find it
Ilia will knock out Gaethje in the first round with a lead hand uppercut when Garth goes for one of those retarded extremely predictable head dips he likes to do We literally don't have to see this fight. There's no point to it. Unironically Holloway vs Topuria 2 is better
>>151199096bivol's ex is truly evil
>>151199867i think so too
>>151199867Nobody wants to see either
>>151199764Rede Globo is a thing, anon. Silva was in Faustão, Fantastico. Poatan was only once in fucking Jogo Aberto.But i think there is a considerable amount of normies that "knows" him.
OOOHHHHHHHHHHH
hmmm fight the real number 1 contender arman or eddie alvaraz's sloppy seconds i wonder who the lil fella will pick
Can someone tell me how many Instagram followers alex has
Ilia vs Gamrot is the fight to make.
Is the Shahbazyan hype real?
Hardy won
>>151199947at least 10
>>151199945Shartman just went to war with Benson Henderson in grappling you insensitive piece of shit he needs to rest
>>151199983Thanks for spoiling it you idiot. I thought it might not have happened, I would've got it eventually
>>151199945fartman was moved to the back of the line for his ducking antics
>>151199983She did a really good Strickland impression in her post fight interview.
I think Alex vs Jon is an inevitability, they both want it, the fans want it and it would be the one of the biggest UFC matches of all time, especially since it would be on a special event on the White House itself. We're witnessing history here, the Mayweather vs Pacquiao of MMA.
>G-Gamrot rematch......? *SQUEAK*
>>151199878You are a literal homosexual
You’re not ready for the kind of evil Arman will unleash against Ilia. Ilia fights too honorably
>>151199996Arman has a fight booked. Clitia Topiglet is sitting at home suckling on BBC.
SHUT THE F UP IT'S UPhttps://youtu.be/oEbEIHpezCYhttps://youtu.be/oEbEIHpezCYhttps://youtu.be/oEbEIHpezCYhttps://youtu.be/oEbEIHpezCYhttps://youtu.be/oEbEIHpezCY
>>151199922holy kek
>>151198474I think Chama showed that the gameplan to deal with crotch sniffers is to just go on all out attack and not worry about TDsDDP was scared as fuck from getting taken down for the first 4 rounds and only on 5th when he got aggressive is when he found some success
Seems like people are doing a lot of coping this thread.
20 days until Gane fights.
>>151200187Pereiria has literally never beaten a wrestler in his entire UFC career
>jdm and Beastpuria back to backPoor poor Pigslam.....his gaped bussy will never close again
Kickboxers own ufc
>>151200229he literally beat Ankalaev yesterday.
>>151200330ank isn't a wrestler
A bantamweight jiri rapes merab
What's next for her besides a daily dose of BBC and HRT?
What's next for magomed ankalaev
>>151200394Could you not
Was that jimmy butler ?
>>151200225>UFC 400: Tom Aspinall, in memoriam>Gane vs Alex for the hw title Imagine.
>>151200187The funniest part is always when people act like wrestle fucking is solved and then get mad when wrestlers win againThis has been happening for like 30 years kek
>>151200400Probably Jerry. I wonder if he’ll be able to come back or if this loss mindbroke him.
That isn't funny
>>151198901Don't make /heem/ a house of LIES!
You now remember GFLhttps://x.com/mmagfl/status/1974898686988796206
>>151200400Send him 2-3 years dagestan and forget
khabib is still the only good brazza
>>151200487This was pretty bad and jiri is just going to trigger ptsd in him maybe he goes the way of reyes post bonesy
>>151200487Should be winnable but if he fights scared going backwards jiri heems him
The muslim twitter community is in shambles after yesterday's fight.
>>151200488Mr. Serious over here.
Why cant cory into front kicks ? even if they arent the most effective weapons atleast it will make merab adjust his gameplan and reconsider his next moves
>>151200487Ank won’t return for another 1.5 years
>>151200552
They call me the Teep KingI've submitted 20 clowns with my relentless teeping.
>>151200588The last thing fazza saw before shuffling off his mortal coil.
>>151200487Ankalaev always takes losses hard, he'll disappear from public life for at least a year. He contemplated suicide the last time he lost so he might heem himself
>>151200552Just wanted to post this Usman because of people thinking that Ankalaev is a wrestler. Fight over the custody of this pic when?
>>151200504wtf
UFC champion Jamahal HillUFC champion Jiri Prochazka UFC champion Magomed Ankalaev Khalil Rountree
>>151199922kek
If Jiri (my homeboy) gets the belt one more time i can die happily.
>>151200650What the fuck? I'm feeling bad for him now, hope he can make a comeback soon.
Michael Chandler and MVP have had the best Bellator to UFC transitionKeep in mind Chandler has won two UFC fights and one of then was against the illustrious Tony Ferguson
MVP has also been given extremely favorable matchups against the likes of Kevin Holland, a guy with one eye, and the mummified corpse of Jared Cannonier
you have to admit that fun fights are kickboxing fights
I can beat the poatan.
>>151200883Why the fuck are you watching UFC?
Oh so you're a shoot-to-boxer now?
>>151200883If you and cymbro only shared an IC code
>>151200883TRUE and a really hard to shallow pill for all "fans".
Man Pereira vs Jones in the White House at HW would be so absolutely epic with... absolutely fucking nothing on the line.
>>151201146
>>151201108Real men fight for honor, not for titles.
Muslims have conquered your lands and left you seething.
>>151200356What’s the point pf a muzzie fighter that can’t wrestler?
You're living in goverment funded housing, you're not a conqueror, lmao
