Happy birthday Mario! Last time on /hoc/ >>151119229
GOOD FUCKING THREAD
>>151195364
Another season of shit games
>>151195368that's meask me a question and i'll give you a profound answer
>>151195364Asian hate status: stopped
>>151195422Chad
>>15119540332 teams has resulted in only shit games, Pekka
Well? Who would you take?
>>151195364Happy birthday to the goat(And Patrick Roy)
>>151195502Did we ever find out why Woll is stepping away?
Scenario: Your ex-girlfriends new bf has an eliteprospects page. Your move?
>>151195364what kind of name is mario
>>151195613You tell us, Frog.
>>151195613It’s Latin for god of war.
>>151195613It’s derived from Marius which sounds infinitely cooler than Mario if you ask me
>>151195613It’s pronounced Mary-o not like the Nintendo character.
>>151195626>>151195652I always thought it was the male version of Maria
>>151195555Get a life
claude lemieux's real name was wario
>>151195613my brother's name is a mariot. Luigi
Today is also my birthday :)
I don't hate hockey I just don't like it
>>151195769happy birthday anon
>>151195502Oilers
>>151195682miriam is originally an egyptian name meaning 'beloved of the moon'few people know this but now (you) do
>>151195769Happy birthday!!!
>>151195769
>>151195769happy birthday, sport!
>>151195821thank you?
>>151195553Ligma
:)
>>151195769Happy Birthday bro :)
>>151195821>>151195863Hahaha the canuck frog just got outsmugged by a real frog
>>151195555Hit the gym and start posting boxer pics on insta
>>151195613Italian master race
>>151195962
>>151195998How does one marry into a loving and happy Italian family?
>>151195962fine
>>151195863you ungrateful FUCKING IDIOT
>>151196052You don't
Farabee Kadri KlapkaHuberdeau Frost CoronatoGridin Backlund ColemanZary Pospisil SharangovichLombergKirklandWeegar HanleyBahl AnderssonPachal ParekhBeanWolfCooley
>Mario is a name that is derived from the name of the Roman war god, Mars
>>151196129>tfw you will never be Italian I don’t wanna marry a Jewish princess
>>151196176Grim. Should be a top5 pick, but enjoy your 18th overall selection after Wolf drags you to 9th in the conference.
>>151195769Happy birthday numale
>>151196230Hoc said wolf sucks im not worried
My fantasy draft starts in 3 hours. Wish me luck, /hoc/.
>>151196319Source?
>>151196454
>>151196454Good luck bro! Remember that kitties are frauds
>>151196500I’ve been posting solely about Dustin wolf for the last 5 years I’ve seen it all.
>>151196740he rules
Hobartbros..are we gonna land the 4peat this year?
>>151196793Go Statesmen
Using sora ai to make videos of my team lifting the cup
>>151196500Me a few threads ago
Remember when people said wolf was the next carter hart?
>>151196971vaguely
>>151196971There’s still plenty of time for him to be falsely accused of sexual assault
>>151197011I like your optimism
>>151196793Nah this is union’s year
Teachers in alberta are going on strike
>>151197011A good Albertan boy like wolf is waiting for marriage
>Only LGBTQNing players are getting suspended/fines holy kek
>>151197079You mean those people actually had schooling?Could have fooled me.
>>151195245this was a based post that didn't get a (you) so here you go I just gifted you 4chan gold
Albertan teacher here yeah ama
>>151197148
>Dallas-Toronto 4-3You heard here first
>>151197272I can see it
imagine choosing Mats Sundin over Foppa kwab
>>151197183what VPN do you use?
>>151197340I drove to Montana to phone post because Takagibro got my quadrant range banned
Flame first game against the oilers draisaddle is desperate to score his 400th goal but we won’t let him
The Panthers are disgusting, can you believe what they made the Lightning do to them last night?!
>>151197079Are they demanding their students shower?
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama?
>>151197464we don't discuss sunbelt law here
>>151197421Yep. Till the league (and really the nhlpa) fix that piece right there there will be no incentive for Florida to clean their act upBonus since they don’t get called so far there isn’t the past history to upgrade to appropriate suspensions
>>151197464Because you can never turn your back on family
>>151197491based and Dom Torretopilled
[Great Knews] raidies play soon acies play soonsteelies have a byeknights play tuesday!!!!!hbd to anon!
>>151197148Jen
>>151197183how much ya bench
>>151197511How’s being a Mexican?
>>151197511I always go to the gym when my local handegg team is playing
>>151197608benching is a symbol of patriarchy and white privilege so we aren't allowed
>>151197642How much do you squat then?
>>151197421Redditards are having pretty good meltdown over last night's game
Gooning it up is good for the game. What’s good for the game (goose) is good for the gander (Gary).
>>151197864We don't goon it up here
>>151197864how bout you take a gander at this *unzips big canadian goose and helicopters it in your general direction*
I assume all American flames fans are albertans vacationing in Hawaii
>>151197621you tell me
>>151197904hopefully they stay there
>>151197915But your Mexican and I’m not
>>151197918But Hawaii has no economy and no jobs. They’ll be permanent beach bums
chilly evening here in KoblenzI'm on platform 4 holding a T-pose and I still don't see the yellow bellied COWARD who can't face a real man
>>151197621I imagine it’s pretty tense in these uncertain times. I’ll tell you what ICE agents ever come to my door I’m gonna straighten my back, I’m gonna look em right in the eye and I’m gonna tell them where every single Mexican is hiding.
Should I get the bundle streaming thing so I can watch Gary's league, or is it another bait-and-switch that Gary's gotten himself involved in once again? I don't like having to register with so many different services, and I hear they make you use ABC and FOX apps >which is frigging stupid
Just watched a video of Rempe getting sexually harassed
I skipped cardio both days this weekend
FLY, FLYERS, FLY!ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY(FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT)FIGHT, FLYERS, FIGHTSCORE A GOAL NOW 1 - 2 - 3(1 - 2 - 3)HIT EM LOW!HIT EM HIGH!AND WATCH OUR FLYERS FLY!ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY!!F - L - Y - E - R - SFLYERS!!!!Fuck new york
built a fire and have red zone on the patio tv bro's go raidies
>>151198258BASED!!
>>151198219Is Trouba okay?
>>151198276no steelies today bro I hate bye weeks
>>151198314
Football sucks, at least collage hockey is coming on soon
>>151198362Go back to moon township
>>151198548There's collage games on today
>>151198617got a stroke job in moon in the sweltering summer of 2016
>>151198095And?
>kickoff return for td>based refs bring it backTYBR
>>151198687What's the gravity like over there
TRADE ALERT Flyers send Ryan Ellis and a 6th round conditional pick to San Jose in exchange for Carl Grundstrom and Artem Guryev
>>151198687Congratulations every 50+ Chinese woman must be talking about you
I don't want my team to draft McKenna after his disgusting behavior last night
>>151198762close to the airport so kinda gay
>>151198851How can it be “close to the airport” when the airport is in it
>>151198889because it's gravity
Is being an ice girl a full time job?
>>151197272>Toronto losing a game 7 Doubt
Of all the matchups I can’t believe this is what Gary has chosen to kick off the season.
>>151199025yes would you like to apply
>>151199071Shan't be watching until Saturday
Just drunk a Poppi root beer, they need to stay the fuck out of soda pop
>>151199277root beer is a delight
>>151199295You’re a delight cutie
>>151199295Not when it's made by Poppi
>>151195516And me
Making a juice smash burger with mayo. Might have a cheeky beer later as well.
>>151199334thanks :))))>>151199346grim. never heard of poppi drinks desu
>>151198747
>>151199025Nice
>>151199683Make sure to include pickles lad
I think what I’m most looking forward to this season is the salt from Habs fans over what they gave up and how much/long the contract was for Dobson
>>151199737Nice.
>>151199622Happy birthday numale
>>151199683>smash burgerso this is the new trend now? flat hamburgers? what are your potato options over there, Sven? are you a tots or a fries guy? >or are you an onion rings guy, cause that's kind of /hoc/ thing, o rings
love reffies desu someone has to enforce rules and sportsmanship
>>151199886
>>151197511*calls up ICE*
>>151199795Nice
>>151200022Stephen's sister looks like that and is that girl
>>151200042well I'll be dipped
Q league is coming on
O league is also coming on
>>151198219Lots of flames on the worst team list.Make what you will of that
>final round of golf done >curling league starting up >preseason over YUp, time to start /hoc/posting Any good memes cook up over the off-season?
Finally done watching all these 4th liners and mid AHL's try to play hockey. We get some real high quality hockey we've become accustomed to starting Tuesday, first day of the regular season
>>151199886Garys interns are really testing the waters with this one
>>151200324ma look omar is seething at the flames again
>>151198219Wolf better play all 82 gamesOr better yet, fuck it baylife, get McKenna
woke up with bloody boogers. time to turn on my humidifier
Morgan frost is elite
why is the season starting at 5 pm? doesnt gary know that us wagies are still on duty
>>151200022Nice!
NORMALIZE SHARING A BED WITH YOUR 25 YR OLD SISTER
Normalize flames hate
Lustful images are not allowed in /hoc/
>>151200847
>>151200426Actually the flames still have to play the entire season
>>151200847okay
>>151200761Nice
Mirin' hard. How do I get abs?
The new tim hortons ad with mac and sid is funny
>>151201030crunches and starvation get on one of those diets where you burn more than you eat
> Americans already pretending to not care about the outcome of the olympics KWAB
>>151201129thanks. once I hit my bench goal i'll cut hard
>>151200912Meanwhile you play for 0 nhl teams
>>151199071So this is the power of advanced stats...
>>151201149more like we've already accepted our defeat. i just hope for silver or bronze
>>151201208winning silver is the best the US has to offer, usually this embargo thing has been fun, though
McQueen has 0 points in his collage debut, I guess collage hockey is too tough for chl players
>>151201319id be happy with silver
>happy losing the finalamericucks OUT
>>1511990715pm game on a tuesdayGreat idea, Gary.
>>151201345I'd prefer it if they'd dispense with the award ceremony; no one likes getting a Loser Medal just after defeat
>>151201366you really think matty tkachuk can beat crosby/mackinnon/mcdavid?
>>151201428I think he can beat Binnington
>reggies
>>151201175Source?
two weeks into the season and there hasn't been any qmjhl feeds on onhockey
>>151201490it's crazy how bad canada's goalie pool is
>>151201175anthony duclair and max domi seem like they would post here
>>151201674duclair is way too soft to post here
>>151201428The tkachuk brothers get lost when they draw against elite talent, foot speed issues. They are really there to exploit the soft parade.
>>151201674imagine the shitposts marchand would create
I fucking hate old people
>>151201340>collage
>>151201807We're not fond of you either, Young Man
>>151201807cope /hoc/ is a 30+ genny
>>151201840cope dylan is only 28
>>151201818welcome to /hoc/, newfish
>rapeyand im out
>>151198778The 6th round pick is the MVP of this trade.
Things that give me the ick:>bad tape jobs>tongues out over the shin pads>white sticks
>>151201807whatchu say, boy?
>>151201870you made a collage why dont you show it to us, that is one of /hoc/s favorite activities newfag
>scorefull draw in St John
josh allen just got traded to the sabres
>>151201674Hintz posts on /fa/
>>151201674Duclair was line 4 again today
>>151201862never knew he was an elder zoomer
In another timeline we would play in the nhl together but here we are
Will kadri play for India or Canada at the olympic?. Would be cool to see him join Parekh on India
The fuck is wrong with him?
>>151202253he's a goalie
>>151202107This is a good outfit minus the stilts
>>151202253Wow is the fent problem really this bad?
>>151202253yet another example of goalie autism
>>151202253he's blocking pucks in a higher dimension you fucking dolt
>>151202253Meanwhile >”its Ottzilla, yeah. Uh its basically me from the neck down just with a different head” Your choice Team USA
otter is a bust and dylan lost
>>151202495Cope it’s Otter’s year
>>151202539you think he’s going to start in Milan over Swayman and Hellebuyck?
>>151202495I’d still pick him over Helle though
>>151202446
>>151202596Yeah I think he’s got a good shot at starting
>43 shitters on waversWhy are so many shitters in the league
What good is a “””elite””” goaltender if the consistently shit the bed in the playoffs?
>>151202602Both are huge mental chokers. Even swayman has been exposed as a tandem baby
ALLAH IS THE LIGHT OF CALGARYFLAMES ARE THE HEART OF ISLAMEVERY JUMMA PRAY FOR THE FLAMES CUPACCEPT MOHAMMED INTO YOUR HEARTALLAH BLESS THE FLAMES
>>151202728to get president's trophy and division winner banners
>>151202742Sure but Otters at least won more playoff rounds that Helle has ever managed to. Last season should’ve put the pin in this discussion who gives a fuck about regular season performance if it can’t and never ever translates to anything else?
Thinking about how my flamesies worked the stars into thinking otter was elite by throwing hundreds of Sutter hockey low danger shots at him over a series. the wolf hunts the otter
>>151195364>Mario scored 150+ points while playing with a back injuryThis guy was fucking insane
why are we still pretending deboer had anything to do with otter costing his team the series in under 5 minutes?
>>151202872Otters actually won twice as many playoff games as Swayman and Hellebuyck combined and he’s the youngest of all three of them
The NHL Department of Player Safety and the league in general actively goes out of their way to protect the Florida Panthers at all cost. Just look at LITERALLY ALL of Sam Bennett’s textbook dirty hits, infractions, and consistent pattern of behavior that actively injure players over and over again. Look at literally any goaltender he’s injured or attempted to injure, him holding Matthew Knies and judo throwing him to a concussion, and worst of all, concussing Roman Josi where he got diagnosed with POTS. Bennett escaped all accountability and punishment because of the higher ups at the NHL actively refuse to actually protect players. What makes it worse is that Sam Bennett actively went out of his way to showcase that he had no remorse for his actions as he claimed he had no one to apologize to even though his hits were actively breaking NHL rules on a fundamental level. It’s disgraceful and shameful at the end of the day. It’s because of all of this, Sam Bennett is by far the most fraudulent Stanley Cup champion to ever exist and the league actively helped enable such behavior. Clean house up there and then finally throw Bennett out of the league.
>>151203036He would have been the goat if not for cancer
>>151203122He had cancer for one season it was his back that fucked him
>>151202976Wolf should try hunting a playoff spot instead
>>151203041Because it’s a unwritten rule you can’t call out your tender no matter how atrocious they are playing, especially after management has already damned the fan base with 8 years of bad goaltend
>>151203117Remember when he heemed Marchand so bad that he had to miss playoff games?
>>151203197Yeah that was based lol
>>151203181No it’s because PDB lost the locker room early in the season and they didn’t want to run it back with him for the last year in his contract
>>151199025>>151199737Dallas has some of the best ones
>>151203171Wolf almost dragging that flames squad into a playoff spot last season was arguably a bigger achievement than anything oettenger has done
>>151203197I remember when he killed Stolarz kwab
>>151203036Gretzky had a 40 point playoff run with a busted back
>>151203282>almost >him failing completely at what otter does every year is a bigger achievement than what otters ever done Retard
Wolf for Milan?
>>151203282>almost
>>151203275
>>151203327Otter would know about failing completely
>>151203381Fraid not.
>>151203327remind us what ottenshit did in game 5 again
>>151203282Oettinger's entire rep is from a playoff series against Calgary but anyone with a brain know they can't score for shit
>>151203303>Gretzky: 200+ points per season 4 times in a row>Lemieaux: 160 points with cancer and a busted backGreatest bar none. Only Prime Fedorov comes close in terms of pure skill.
>>151203414He knows more about winning a playoff round than wolf who has yet to win a single playoff game or even see the playoffs at all
>>151203424>>151203427It’s really interesting how you’re seething this impossibly hard about Otter possibly starting in Milan. If you genuinely believed he wouldn’t win then you’d think you would love the idea. It’s almost like you’re fucking coping
Oh dear, dylans having another one of his moments
dylan would heem you samir
zegras is going to fucking suck isn't he
>>151203570When hasn’t he
Hellybuck is terrible
>>151203555hey dom
>>151203570He’s a bust who had a couple of decent seasons at first
>>151203275>>151203392Genuine question, what ethnicity is that? Not racist or anything, just confused as to whether that's a tanned white or latina. The first one's name is Abigail Lyon which doesn't sound like a latina name to me but still... not sure so to speak
>the city of Erie
>log onto /hoc/>see flames discussion>close webpage and take nap
>>151203468>otter has had more success in six years than wolf has in one!!!!!Dylan, deep breaths my man. This is not impressive
>>151203700modern cameras are basically witchcraft you probably wouldnt even notice them if you saw them with your own eyes instead of through a camera lens
so tired of pretending brown people have any place in hockey. or in canada/usa at all for that matter
>>151203817Okay well the Olympics isn’t in 6 years it’s this year and unfortunately for you Dustin isn’t even in the conversation for Milan. End of discussion.
>>151203691>>151203691Yeah I know, he's the 1C now for Michkov. I wonder how long Michkov is going to watch Zegras' zero effort
>>151203422Based wolf declining the invite to allow his newly adopted country win
>>151203916Idk, Ryan Reeves alright.
>>151203987lmao
Not starting wolf in a mountain town like Milan is a mistake considering Calgary s a mountain town as well.
>>151203303Mario did 50 points in 16 games with a sore back and Hodgkins
>>151203976Is wolf really that much better than binnington?
>>151204086>milan>elevation: 390 feetBruh
>>151204179He isn’t better than Swayman
MASHALLAH SO MUCH FLAMESTALKALLAH AND MUHAMMED'S HEARTS ARE AS WARM AS THE FLAMES OF CALGARYINSHALLAH CUP THIS YEAR
>>151204086Milan's elevation is 390ft, Calgary is closer to 4000ft, and is way up in the Rockies
never forget what gary took form uspanarin - malkin - ovechkinkaprizov - michkov - kucherovsvechnikov - buchnevich - tarasenkoprovorov - sergachevbobrosky
>>151204311did putin write this post?
>>151204164Not in the playoffs and he was beating up on shitty expansion teams. 5 games against SJ/Ottawa/TB he had 18 points.
>>151204311It's not Gary's fault that globohomo is gay and Russia sucks at special operations
>>151204311Only posting the top d line is telling
>>151203916Zayne parekh nazeem Kadri Kevin bahl the list goes on
>>151204311Michkov and Buchnevich are wingers lmao
>>151204350>5 games against SJ/Ottawa/TB he had 18 points.>Implying that isn't phenomenal
>>151204277A lot of teams have a hard time playing in Calgary due to the elevation. They call it the 1.77 kilometre high city
>>151204500That's quite the mouthful
Line 1:Jonathan Huberdeau – Connor McDavid – Nathan MacKinnonLine 2:Sidney Crosby – Brayden Point – Mitch MarnerLine 3:Sam Reinhart – Mark Stone – Brad MarchandLine 4:Robert Thomas – Anthony Cirelli – Brandon HagelExtras:Macklin Celebrini, Dylan StromeDefensePair 1:Cale Makar – Devon ToewsPair 2:MacKenzie Weegar – Josh MorrisseyPair 3:Evan Bouchard – Shea TheodoreExtra:Bowen ByramGoaliesJordan BinningtonAdin HillLogan ThompsonTeam Canada is stacked
>>151204311If only poutine could end the war
Pt projections
>>151204547Ryan nugent Hopkins will crack the squad
>>151204485Padding your stats against minor league trash isn't impressive
>>151204590Utah is my dark horse pick
dang
>>151204547Why did you put all the RD on the left side and all the LD on the right?
>>151204547hoobs and weegz mentioned:)
>>151204547Johnston will make the team
>>151204703It was quite the game
>>151204747Johnston will top out as a good 2C
>>151204547they really seem gay for that thomas chabot guy
I'm so sick of pajeets in my EN AYCH EL
why are you so pissy, Samir?
>>151204590holy fucking lmaoI've never seen one of these that's this bad
>>151204311If that shithole played, they'd play alone together with the US and maybe Japan
bro’s OUR raidies got embarrassingly blown out KWAB :)))
Urinating tree hates the islanders
>>151204955I don’t trust analytics
>>151204978that's horrible news
>>151204955Why don't computers understand hockey?
>>151204590I'm still holding out hope for Detroit. Hope they make playoffs this year.
>most dangerous draw in Moncton
>>151205135Flames got Morgan frost for nothing another conroy fleece
>>151205135MBN and Finnie have impressed me ngl
>>151205135what's more embarrassing than having one of our top players be a repulsive scandi-negro mutt?having players with hyphenated last names is more embarrassing.
>>151204955What's your biggest issue with it?
>>151205459prolly rated his shit team too low
Detroit could have won every single cup between 96 and 03 if they played in the significantly weaker eastern conference
>>151205675How was playing in the >least going to help them beat Colorado in 1996?
MUSLIM ICONLANNY "ALLAH FIRST" MCDONALD
>>151205459Vegas and Toronto rated highly
Speaking of which, the Lions are playing now, so shut the FUCK up. Then, the Tigers are playing immediately after, so you might as well shut the FUCK up for the next 5-6 hours. Thanks.
>>151205862Edmonton can't win the division so Vegas has to. Toronto is benefiting from Barkov's knee exploding
>>151205822Well basically the West was a lot tighter then with Colorado, Dallas and Vancouver. The east had the Devils and other than that nothing really. The Wings would just win the ECF every time.
>>151205675the stars were pretty good that one year
>>151204590>buffalo 10 points ahead of my habbiesridiculous
>>151205951>not permanently boycotting the nfllmao what a cuckhold
>>151205966>and VancouverYou've explained why they could make the SCF every year from 1995 to 2002 but not why they would be able to beat teams they couldn't in reality
>>151205951* absolute silence *
>>151204590wolfbros...
Canucks fans be shitting this place up every preseason before they miss ploffs lol
>>151206105cope wolf is shit
>>151206045I just told you, they'd breeze to the finals every year and stomp the eastern conference which were revolving doors of mediocrity at the time, and that would put them in the drivers seat against Colorado in the finals
>>151206105>>151206135Silence both of you, unless you'd like another 2nd round exit that leads to a rebuild
>>151206135>>Just Like My Islanders
>>151206171Detroit being in the East also makes Colorado and Dallas have either paths.
Oilers fans be shitting this place up every preseason before they lose in the finals lol
>waging starts in 16 minutes
>>151206045They did beat colorado in that time, retard.
>>151206256Better than what your team has done in the past 30 years
>>151206256your team doesnt win eitherits a loser calling a loser a loser
>>151206285Not in 1996
>>151206284Have a good route brother be safe out there. Lots of reindeer around and the darkest time of the year
>>151206285>>151206338ETHEREDyou will never recover
>>151206284night mail? wow!
>>151206295My team is the panthers now
>>151206338They beat them in that timeline, retard.
>>151206284
>>151206351Thx brother. It's moose I have to be on the lookout for mostly though. At least until mid-winter when the sámi starts to move their reindeers to the coast.
>>151206284Good luck wagiebro! Monday draws closer to me
nineteen-ninety dicks
>>151206802
>>151206670Did you guys make residential schools for the sami and make a holiday around apologizing for it?
>>151206670 I saw a ton of reindeer last week when I was down your way, went down to Dorotea taking the inland route after Piteå. Shit ton of reindeer everywhere. Went straight to Umeå after and balled the e4 all the way home to Norrbotten. Counted atleast 10 reindeer
>>151206892Do reindeer travel in packs?
you guys forgot about this album and it shows https://youtu.be/IZybWSjyFPc
Canadian Hockey Xirs In a Tizzy Today
>>151206851You can suck how many????
>>151207670It doesn't mean anything if there's no timeframe
>>151207362Yeah they do, if you spot one there are definitely more lurking around, and they can fly up on the road incredibly fast so I always slow down and just slowly creep past
>>151207362Sure, Santa's got a pack. There are other gangsta packs though. They're trouble.
guess who's backback againbud1's backtell a friend
>the kingdom of Brandon
Rehabs over I guess
>>151206868Why does Garfield hate Mondays? He doesn’t even work
>>151208563No good shows on Monday night
why does trb hate bud1days? xhe doesn't even work
Why do the queers queer off constantly
>>151208723we may never know why trbs do that
>>151208101real schizo hours
>>151208563asking the real questions over here
JLMI
Stars fans be shitting this place up every preseason before they collapse in the conference finals lmao
>>151209097>Stars fans be shitting this place upreminds me of trb
>>151209127>>151209097Canadians in a complete huff
>>151209127Close, it’s actually Dylan
>the town of Charlottetown
Flames fans be uplifting this place up every preseason before they surprising make playoffs. :)
>>151209294you guys are the king of retards
Why is quinnipiac allowed to have former minor league players?
>>151209097>>151209127Samir be shitting up this forum as usual.
>>151209294INSHALLAHALLAH BURNS IN EVERY FLAMES HEART
>>151209366Because the NCAA is an impotent joke
>>151209337Tough talk Dylan. Facts of the matter is Wolf is taking otters spot in Milan and you spamming /hoc/ night in and night out isn’t going to change that
>the ville of Drummondville
>>151209404RISE UP SARS!!!
>>151209401uh oh xomeone's xeething
>>151209445YES BROTHERMUHAMMAD IS JUST LIKE YOU AND MEALLAH IS THE BESTGO FLAMES!
>>151209439look at this retard defending his retarded team what a retard
>Samir>talking about seethingKek
>>151209439GO CANADA SAR!!!
Uh oh, Dylan made a mess in his undies :(
>>151209563Just like otter in the playoffs KWAB
wasn't samir forced into rehab? how did he escape so fast?
>>151209563LOL wear your diapers then
>log into hoc>xhe rb seethin' 'gainkek little guy is so angry
>Samir mentioned. I'm in. Lots.
>>151209563that's why you don't wear white boxers
>>151209676when are you gonna calm down?
>>151209721>n-no u!kek what a bubblin' bitch
>>151209762damn anon if I did something to upset you I am truly sorry. I hope you get over it
>>151209799>apologizes for being a bubblin' bitchkek cmtsu
>>151209762Imagine if you were gearing up to watch another season of failure, you’d be prickly too.
Why is Samir mad this time?
>>151209858He’s gay for otter and for Dylan and he just can’t handle it anymore
Dylan vs Samir has to be the worst /hoc/ matchup off all time
>>151209890He was assuming I was Dylan out of nowhere. Though I live nowhere near Texas and don't care about the Stars... Samir really is stupid isn't he
My question is what spurred the narrative change for Samir? Is he a flames fan now because being a Soilers fan is just too low slung fruit?
>>151209919the best? trb vs bud on 04/17/22
>>151209991Uh oh he's talking about his imaginary friend again... watch out everyone
>attention whore central
>>151210041where trb hangs out
I get that Canadians haven't won a cup in like 30 years. But did that really turn them into such crazy schizos?
>>151210041Dylan has been getting worse
>>151210085Who?
I get that Americans haven't won a gold in like 45 years. But did that really turn them into such crazy schizos?
>>151210112;)
Apparently McDavid expressed interest in coming to Dallas.
>>151210134Bullshit McDavid is canadian he doesn't want to win a cup. Why would he go to a team that has a chance of winning a cup?!
>>151210175TSN’s Darren Dreger relayed that info earlier today.
Dylan is pushing for an appearance in the retard conference finals this year
Just wanted to say didn't ask for 90% of the last 50 posts
>Dylan >Dylan >Dylan>Stars this >Otter that That’s much better :)
Why are Canadians obsessed with the Dallas Stars lately? I mean it's good that they're showing interest in real teams finally
JLMI>gg, Dville
>>151210134capitalist pig
Must be Stars Sunday today
>>151210384thoughts on your loss to mitch?
>>151210403O T T E RTTER
>>151210389mcdavid is chasing latinas
>>151210403A wolf’s favourite meal…
it was a nice few schizoless days while it lasted
>>151210497Really? Wolves are out there swimming in the ocean to catch Otters? Holy fuck retard
>>151210492Based
>>151210541https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vancouver_Coastal_Sea_wolf
>>151210407>the schizos came back
>>151210576>the very next day
>>151210574Do you think real wolves play on the team?
WE THOUGHT HE WAS A GONER
>>151210497I get it. I see what you’re trying to do but you’ll never convince a solitary soul that a pencil necked mad magazine looking ass ginger named Dustin is anything remotely wolf like
>>151210631No but real otters yes
>this will save the flames
>>151210492fair enough, then. my apologies
Per Stauffer:>Draisaitl-McDavid-Frederic>Mangiapane-RNH-Savoie>Podkolzin-Philp-Kapanen>Howard-Henrique-Tomasek>Ekholm-Bouchard>Nurse-Regula>Kulak-Emberson Can these retards not understand the value of drai and mcdavid running separate lines?
>>151210705Chill out Dylan.
>>151210808Whats wrong with your new flames player that I have to chill out about
chill out and enjoy bud1267
>>151210894uh oh he's going schizo again
>>151210930true, he should chill out and enjoy bud1267
Apologize to My Islanders
>Attention Whore Central
>>151211016i heard that's where trb lives
Bros I'm craving some tendies rn
>>151211064I'm glad you had time to tell us all before you decided what to do about it
>>151211094canadians are mentally retarded do you really think they make decisions without asking /hoc/ first?
Dylan off the goop rn (right now)
For the first time in 10 years no hurricane made landfall in the US of A in the month of September
slowly xhe begins to bubble 'bout canada
>>151211094Sorry I was just trying to improve the quality of posts tonight
>>151211146you people always get mad when I tell the truth
>>151211182that canada1?
>>151211117That wasn't foremost in my mind, no>>151211140Neat>>151211175And a job well done, indeed, no fooling
>>151211003He’s not beating Zayne parkeh
where games
>scoreless third period in Henderson, NV
up yer butt
>>151211290no, only poop and blood is in there
I'm watching TSNs wildest takes for the upcoming season.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zb2Ss5vxiM
>>151211419>noodlesim watchin
>>151211419>he thinks someone asked
>>151211582
>>151211419I’m watching Sisterwives on TLC
>>151211610That explains the uptick of incest posts recently.
>the son of Tucson
nice, picked a good evening to tune in
I spent too long in the steam room and now have a headache
>>151211688spend time in a meats room to reverse it
>>151195787>>151195829>>151195848>>151195850>>151195918>>151196311>>151199377Thanks for the birthday wishes. I want to be optimistic about the next year of my life. I'm gonna make it :)
>>151211808we once celebrated mitch's birthday but not trb's kek
>>151211701jen
>>151211843enough about your imaginary frens anon
>>151211886Mitch is not imaginary. I've seen his driver's license, I'm pretty certain he exists
i saw mitch 1 against trb, he's definitely real
i guess anon got out of rehab early
>>151211987he completed all 10 steps at light speed
i guess bud got out of 1 early
>>151211913okay then where is it? do you just enjoy lying?
>>151212013bud cant even escape his parents house
>trb still has some random guys driver's license saved on xis computerkek what a fucking freak
>>151212029cope he's working on it
got a spicy post prepared for next week
>>151212021Ask Mitch to post it again
>he still has a learner's licenseKWAB
>>151212089>>151212089>>151212089NEW
>>151212101>>151212101>>151212101
>>151211003He’s brack tho
