SERIE A MATCHDAY 6>Friday, October 3 202520:45 Hellas Verona FC 0-1 US Sassuolo>Saturday, October 4 202515:00 S.S. Lazio 3-3 Torino15:00 Parma 0-1 Lecce18:00 Inter 4-1 Cremonese20:45 Atalanta 1-1 Como>Sunday, October 5 202512:30 Udinese 1-1 Cagliari15:00 Bologna 4-0 Pisa15:00 Fiorentina 1-2 AS Roma18:00 Napoli 1-1 FC Genoa (65')20:45 Juventus - AC BbilanEURO U21 QUALIFICATION>Friday, October 10 202518:15 Italy U21 - Sweden U21>Tuesday, October 14 202518:15 Italy U21 - Armenia U21WORLD CUP QUALIFICATION>Saturday, October 11 202520:45 Estonia - Italy>Tuesday, October 14 202520:45 Italy - IsraelRemember that there is nothing comfy about international breaks, to take your meds, not post if you're from a third world country, keep it comfy, crusty and smelly.
negru
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>>151198916you win this time burgerman
negrulund
>>151198956i learned from the best, belgio
Lazio Legend Matias Almeyda destroyed Hans Clitty Barcelona today
>Colombo inyeah I'm switching off
*drags shitalia to the world cup*
Why does serie ass attract balkanoids like a stinky cheese attracts rats?
>>151199445stuck in the 90s
>>151199445Check a map dippo
:skull:
Who even are half these "people"
Højlund is the Danish Håland.
I've never seen refereeing as biased as these first two months of the season, it's not even that they are helping one specific team, they just pick before the start which team they're going to allow everything and which team they are going to try to fuck.
>>151199324do they take applications?
>>151199691
Milan Kings we’re up next. Start warming up.
>>151199691Not just in Italy, whatever I've seen in the EPLel and Memedivisie it's the same.And somehow commentators too, noticeable pre-determined biases in the things they say. And it's not even consistent
>>151199998So close
>>151199691>>151199998It's the same here.What pisses me off the most is the lack of consequence. The same ref will in one situation blow for a pen/red card but in another match in an identical situation he doesn't. Same ref. Then if anything happens he gets "relegated" to ref in the lower league for a while before coming back.
>>151199816It was objectively rigged quite bigly, but you would have needed a big IQ to see it.
>>151200058>>151199691the funniest part to me is how the penalty for excessively shit job is that they send you to ref murderball in Serie B/C kek
I dont feel good Milan bros... this will be the hardest match so far this season. Lets hope for the best
DAZN is being ZESTY again
Post you're best Jonathan David hatewatch pics
>>151199629>>151200060Expecting igor vostok to not get btfo with these shitters
PIOLI OUT PIOLI OUT PIOLI OUT PIOLI OUT PIOLI OUT PIOLI OUT PIOLI OUT PIOLI OUT PIOLI OUT.Get that bald fraud out of Florence now.
It's up
>>151200267Why is nobody offering her a seat?
>>151200346She’s there to show off her legs.
>>151200267great now I have to jerk off
Italy is the only country doing le football woman presenter the right way.
Wait are we 3 Denmarks right now
Good flag colors the last few posts
>>151200092Take your meds perdente
>not a single italian poster ITTgrim
>>151200060grim
>>151200060I insult Tumor a lot but I don't see how he can win with these shitters
>>151200105They're doing that in Poland too, but for /some reason/ it never happens to varciniak
>>151200502Yeah but don't mind me, I'm only here for the juicy melonis. Still haven't seen her by the way, she seems to have gotten replaced by this girl :/
I think rabiot and allegri might still be too close to jj. They could sabotage us tonight
Koopnegress
>>151200701Do you VPN to Italy and subscribe to DAZN purely to fap to Italian slags or do you enjoy the games as well?
why does allnegru keep playing gimenez? nkunku is way better
>>151200701she's still doing games she was at olimpico last week
let's go milan chads
>>151200988Alright, now come here, all your friends are here.>>151200796>>151200796>>151200796
>>151200793>VPN to Italy and subscribe to DAZNDoes that work? I'd legit sub to dazn if they let me watch the italian broadcasts. All I have is jaggy web streams.>>151200913Based. Was she wearing a cute outfit?
>>151201025who is this cute boy?
>>151201122Yeah I think just VPN to Italy, clear your browser cookies, create a user on DAZN.Maybe you need to give an Italian address when you sign up just find a random pizzaria somewhere in Italy and use their address.
Sup seria
Lloyd Kelly is the top Afrobeats listener on all of Italian Spotify
MILAN KINGS HERE WE GORAIDING TUDOR’S LAIR
owling for a draw 8)
>>151201281he strikes me as an old school grime and ukg elitist
You can tell Rabiot is shook hearing the music, eyes of a deer caught in headlights.
JUUUUUUUVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Allnegru on the Jj benchVgh... the memories that flash by...
I'm once again begging for 3I/Atlas to hit the Allianz stadium tonight
Ref already making mistakes. This was a corner for Milan
>play against Buongiornoless Vesuvio>play against Bremerless jeweyeah I'm thinking the ass master is back
Last 2 digits decide when we collectively notice David is playing
Is this Modric dude really as good as everyone says?
>>151201561how did you like bill burrs standup?
tired of shit refs? WHO GIVES A FUCK LOOK!REF CAM HEREREF CAM THEREREF CAM EVERYWHERE Only for 59.99€ monthly!>terms and conditions apply
>>151201786didn’t go but heard everyone enjoyed it
>5'3">5'5">5'4"who is supposed to win headers in Jj's attack??
Clear penalty...
nice dive
conceicao is quite the manlet
Two teams which have more to gain from not losing than winning. Unless someone scores it's probably going to be a low risk approach by both teams.
>>151201561Based. I just hope both teams have fun.
The only explanation for Fofana not being booked for such a blatant dive right in front of the referee would get me arrested for saying it out loud in the UK
>>151202174I think whoever scores more will win
>poolishit
PENALTY
>>151202174Juve needs a win some time soon if they don't want pareggite to set in
>Makeney just manages to touch the ball in the box but not in a useful away
Locatelli bro what are you doing
if Cloacatelli ever scores a goal like that I'll stop watching calcio
Manletcao is goated
The swarm has arrived
Locatelli thinks hes cats?
Giménez you drooling retard you’re a walking red card control yourself
>Marelli said if you can't get to the ball you can get your shirt pulled as much as you wantkeep it in mind for the remainder of the season to find out if it's true
>delulu
SLUUUURP
How the fuck can it be international break again, we just had it.
It's cute how Fofana thinks he Riomma's Manu Kone
>>151202412infantino needs to juice up the nationalism before the world cup
Canadian-Italian forward Giovanni Davide
>david falling asleep
David is Ali Dia-tier
is it my racism or David looks like Eddie Murphy?
Concord looking very dangerous, gud stuff
wow david is slow in multiple ways
Does the word Juventus mean anything?
>>151202526Latin word that translates to "youth"
>>151202526money lending parasite in Latin
>>151202526it means "cheating scum" in every language around the world
Liquidtelli
The NAFTA collab almost worked
Eredivisie finishing
Gimenez thinks he's playing against Heerenveen lole
cmon salad makers
>>151202516Jj strikers on the counter >David has to wait for windows updates to install before he does anything >Vlahovic gets his bussy violated by the defender and takes a touch that ends up in his own box>Openda takes an elegant touch and then whips a Pirlo pass in the direction of a teammate that flies over their head out of play, every single time
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>151202672Kakkonen defending
holy kek
jesus fucking christ
>Davgru
slippy d
>Leao is 26He will be unlocked soon right...right?
>mfw I was hyping up David and Openda
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LMAO
JONATHAN DAVID DAVID HE SLIPPED ON HIS FUCKING TIT
lmao he didn't even slip, just forgot to put his foot fown
HE FOOKIN SLIPPED
>>151202723>>151202741>>151202751Cool it with the racism
Oh ffs lmao >>151202526It’s Latin for “trentanove maiali”
>slippy d
>Recipe actually left speechless by David slippingi'm dying
Bro thinks he's playing ice hockey slipping away like that
Stole this webm from Ukrainanon
how do you recover from that
>tfw david is a grimtoli undercover agent
>>151202881what is this move called?
Current year Higuain would have scored two goles already
Reminder belgium flag and dutch flag said david was the best striker juve could sign even better than vlahovic
>defend with 11 players>never manage to start a countergreat match
>>151202925moonw-ACK
>>151202925The Quebec KWAB
>crockceicao
>5’3” and an attitude ded Well well well Milan chads we win again
>>151202881Oh shit he moonwalking
how did he hurt himself???
>>151202929the other belgium flag*
Igor Tudor looks like a scruffy Winnie the Pooh
It feels like gimenez is getting unlocked
>anglo commentator making Goldeneye referencesKino>>151202929Post proof are take a bonesaw to yourself
>>151202921hes vlachs undercover agentimagine the 20m/year contract renewal
are Opel and Zingaro injured? Why would field such an attack against them?
Con-say-sau is just a bad Giovinco
Another DIRTY foul from Fofana
>Fofana and Tomori aren't the same person
Half-time?
0-0. molto bene
just had some knækbrød with emmentaler and some sønderjysk spegepølsevery nice 2bh
tudor is racist against kosovari
>Rugani and Michela Persico are divorcedwtf I just found out
>>151203295literally me in the back on the right
If nothing else, we have Zhegrova and Thuram on the bench plus Vlahovic will come on and score against his future employers.
>we
>>151203231>spegepølseit makes you blind
>>151203295and they got married last year, woman moment
Glockatelli
>Pedro Felipewho? >MilikHe's still employed?
>>151203231Sønderjysk spegepølse is just the Danish equivalent of Calabrian Nduja
I miss the days when Serie A had many good brazilian players. Now there are none.
Yildiz looks exhausted, put Vlahovic centrally and put Teun in for Yildiz and use his left foot to cross it to the Zingaro
>>151203489hard to have good Brazilian players when there are only a handful worldwide desu
>>151203467it tastes good though
>>151203567Indeed
>>151203489emperor augustus is gud
>>151203492kostic would unironically be a better option
>>151203492I look just like this doode
>>151203643Doesn't he play in Turkey h-h-h-haha
>>151203622Is he though?
kostic spotted
Fofana with the yellow OUT and Samuele Porcupine IN please
Odds and Adzic loses the ball in a crucial position and leads in the bbilan gole
>>151203760yes as both wingback and lcb
Between Villareal and Bbilan, David Is shitting the bed badly. Pavoletti with one leg would have scored two goals in these games.
this match SNIFFS of 0-0 draw or 1-1
GRANDE MIKE
Conceicao been very gud now that he’s actually being used as a winger
HOW
I swear this sounds like a shitpost but I just found out we're playing RIGHT NOW lmaoWhat happened and why is Ruganegru playing
Milan legend Samu Castillejo plays in the Malaysian Super League.
>gatte
>>151204033Really?
big save
Based Magic Mike
cats was offside no?
>>151203760yes. also strongmind
You now remember Castillejo's fashion sense
>>151204110seriously why are footballers so fucking gay?
>>151204110
Penlaty!
No era
dive
blatant dive lel
ERA
>*dives*
>George Lloyd
>lelly
Thank you Lloyd Kelly
lmao nice defending
>>151204145
That's a dive lmao what the fuck, they just fell together
Not a pen but sport is soft so it’s a pen
LMAO, CAPTAIN ANERICA EVERYONE
>>151203166fuck off
Puli... cmon
KEK
>Poolisic
LOL
>>151204110very Jakub Koseckiesque
KWABOTY
lmao
>pusilic
Are you fucking kidding me. Just shoot it safely in the middle
Dude really fuck this match lmfao, having to rely on this to survive
oh mein gawd
Good lord
oh no no no our freedom
>a whole game where both sides keep embarassing themselvestoo much grimkino for me
Certified Bbilan moment
>the lebron james of soccer
They didn't even bother checking it?
kelly going full retard
yes lets not have the 40 yr old most experienced most talented and most trophies player on the team take pens
>>151204330t. Coping Marelli
lloyd kellymas
>2nd half is only 10 minutes old
>0-0 ftkys
Please vlahovic save me dusan save me
Just found out David is playing, how'd he do?
>>151204423nonce
>>151204191>these are the legs of a professional footballerInconceivable.
>>151204450If I answer honestly, the police would arrest me
How is this a yellow
>>151204450
>>151204450he made some moves
Put Loftus-Cazzo and Lmao on
>>151204494are you in Glasgow?
>>151204494>>151204508>>151204511...I guess that explains why the DAZN commentator here pointed out how the curva specifically asked for Zingaro to replace David lmao
Tudor…the fucking subs…
>>151204529>>151202881
>>151204528No, but Pulisic's penalty is lole
Leao incoming
>Bartesaghi on a yellow having to cover 5’3” & an attitude Allegru do the sub please before we get a red
>>151204594Jesus fucking Christ I regret asking
if gimenez gets subbed off milan is losing
Pulis-ACK
>>151204635oh ffs al negri
Santibros... we are almost at James Bond status
/sp/ idea: If the game is a draw, then the team with fewer subs wins.
We’re all switching to Benfica Porto now
Marelli stiff in the morning
>>151204716I'm asking Serie A Tim for a refund if it ends 0-0.
>>151204731>22:15 kickoffwhat the fuck is wrong with moortugal
>>151204817Mr. Tim isn't in charge of Serie A anymore
Why is Turdor still putting Kalulu on crosses
koopmeiners can break the tie and secure no points
Do people in Turin speak the Piedmontese language? A minority of elites?
>Opendu for Davidgru Why bother
Leaooooo great thinking!
>2 forwards based
vlahovic will decide the matchdigits confirm
what are these subs lmao both managers are retarded
Call me a boomer, but Vlahovic looks fucking retarded with that single long sleeve
Milan bro’s watchout Tudor is using his special ability the Zingaro supersub
Openda udifhhifgufiufghj
On for 2 seconds already done more than Davgru
>>151204950Sinner started that trend. Vlahovic isn't pulling it off though. It's like cowboy boots; some guys can do it some can't.
Leao how
>LMAO
warra shitter
Cambiaso > Dildiz
>>151205059>Lebron doesn't existAt least make your bullshit remotely believable
how'd he miss?
>Leao
>>151205059didnt he actually hurt his elbow doe
LEMAO
>lemao
kek
>>151205059started way before that zoomer
>>151205102What the fuck is a Lebron
Rafael Lmao
>micio
Pulisic had an erection for all of 2 minutes.
>Lois Griffin
It's that part of the season where I fail to tell Muttuidi and Openda apart due to their haircut
Openda truly is an Unrateable
>copenda
someone should ban serie ass if people query about it show them the openda shot webm and the pullishit penalty
If Openda's body is suddently found cold and chopped in a forest, would the obligation still trigger?
*crosses blindly into an opponent*
>>151205250What if it was never found?
>I CAN'T SCORE2025 footballers suck, can't even hit the target. Vucinic and Pazzini would've had 2 goals each this match
>>151205343Then you wouldn't know it'd be Openda...
>>151205383But you and I would...
>>151205411*blushes*
>>151205059It was allen iverson senpai
>KosticDoesn't even sub in Zhegrova, he doesn't wanna win lmfao
This is how I find out Kostic is included in Jj's squad
>Gnostic
9 minutes left until I call the Serie A hotline and ask for a refund.
>milan without gimenez
so many minutes gained
Ridiculously dirty foul from Pavlova there
Why the fuck is Lemao doing as a striker? He doesn’t have Mbappe's finishing to cope with the position change
Why do Muttuidi and Kalulu play there if they can't cross for shit, I'm going insane
>>151205624thishe looks lost
I liked this game, it was an open ended question, also the aesthetics were good.
>>151205624you aren't allowed to question Allegro genius
kalulu on the right really takes years off one’s lifespan
Rugano looks lowkey depressed there, is he Punished™?
>>151205692For a patrician goalless draw it was entertaining
>there are people who paid 100€+ watch this slop live Yikes
>>151205692it is the most aesthetic football match up there is. always has been.
>>151205753>not having dozens of illegal streaming sites in your bookmarksngmi
probably the lowest quality campionato in history, the pro vercelli meatpackers would piss this league
how is it legal for France to play against itself lol
Has there been any un-blocked cross so far?
Someone give 43 year-old Ibra a jersey so we can get a goal on a cross
Doesn’t matter what happens next tudor won
>lelmao
>lemao finishing
>merdao
>LEMAO>LELAO>LEKWAB
40 more seconds until Allnegru does his epic jacket throw that definitely hasn't been overdone by now!
>Leao….
>>151205937It insists upon itself
>That Allegri reactionKek
Do NOT look up how much was paid for Nkunku by Bbilan
Bad game. We could have won that
Tudor I'd like a win sometimes
respect to Daniel teppich
>2 points gained on Jj>2 points gained on AC
What a waste of everyones time.
interbros we won
Openda-esque
How
i owled two games and both went my way.im too powerful
>>151206099Why doesnt he just take another touch?
>>151206143Because he's a dumb [redacted]
>>151206104He has been shit tbf but the way Tudor uses his players is Giampaoloesque
>>151206099bruh
>>151206104please understand, not everyone can adapt to the superior serieass
>no wins>no good chances>not a minute played by Zhegrova (fucking Kostic subbed in instead)>played multiple players out of position againNo good footie must be witnessed
Motta-esque run of games
>>151206143I didnt know you are professional football player. Next time allegri should field you
>>151206143CQF is not for everyone
>>151206104Having Olmo and Xavi Simons helped, he showed his actual level last season
>>151206143Too slow of a ball was passed to him
This is as good as Leao is gonna get sadly.Nine consecutive stinker games, and on his 10th start he bags a brace against your Pisa/Lecce/Parma.Sell to Chelsea/City/Bayern for €70m now
>>151206104look at the leagues
>>151206166fun fact, giampaolo was often nicknamed mister x because of his addiction to draws
This is 100% matchfixingAnd who the fuck decided to replace the regular match with a bootleg jabulani? Because that ball today was bouncing more than the shitty dollar store plastic footballs you could buy in Balkan minimarketsWhat a farce
ngl allergri mogged tudor tonight but still undefeated so it's all good
3 days until we draw again
>>151206368uhh sweetie it's international break
tfw jeetdane is jon dahl tomasson
>>151206393Fucking nice I don't have to watch more Jj for a while
Alnegro should learn one thing from this match >Santi is what keeping milan sovl >Lemao shouldn’t play as a striker >Modric shouldn’t drop as a defender like in the second half For tumor he should always start with vlahovic and that’s about it
A number from belgium just tried to call me twice
>>151206456grinder date or uber eats?
>>151206456it's the immigration office, you're getting deported
That was very grim but kinda encouraged me into thinking Roma being up there isn't that scandalous
The hoholbro thread is pure grimkino
>>151206410No, JDT is based
who the fuck is ethan mbappe and does grimolli know of his existence yet
Grimolli, look into kenneth scoiattolo
>2 weeks without club football
>>151207009>shitty friendly NT matches
>Pullisic got 2 in Fanta grim
>>151207049They're not friendly doe
To think, if they had held on v Verona and beaten 10 man Atalanta, Jj would be in first. Margins. Like last season. Small mistakes built up over time cost the team dearly.
>>151207184The team can't create chances and Tudor has absolutely no idea of what he is doing
>>151207122in my case it pretty much is in both cases
Studio Schop and then of to bed, sleep tight /serieinternationalbreak/
>mike maignan is 30 yo
Fund sky ai graphics
>>151207070Reminder that stats show Milan star Pulisic is the most decisive Serie A player since 2023
>stats show
CalciopOLIGiuntOLIComOLIFew understand…
23:38 and I accidentally missed Kolo Muani
>>151197367So predictable
Rangers Football Club confirms that it has parted company with Head Coach, Russell Martin
More like Russell Martout
>>151208492Being able to sniff out chances in Tudorlandia makes you look like Maradona in comparison to David and Openda who can’t even score on accident
>can't win a single match>"everything is fine bro"How is no one hungry to win, this shit isn't >my club
>>151209095Cambiaso still thinks City will pick him up over the winter
>>151209148I'm honestly sad he turned out like this, at his best he's a very nice player
>>151209095Starts at the top, rotten regime after rotten regime
>>151209189He's pretty well involved in attack when it comes to passing, but he's not making the runs forward like he used to for some reason.And I'm repeating myself, but the midfield isn't helping him.
>>151209255The midfield desperately needs someone who leads the team, just passing to the wingbacks or the wingers and hoping for something to happen is never gonna work.
>>151209423Atalanta-era Teun would have been perfect with his attacking workrate, but alas...
>>151209480>implying he wasnt a gigafraud back then
And as a blow on the fire rocket, it's Kelly's birthday!
>>151209958Happy birthday!
Tudor out when I won't post on /serieass/ until Tudor is either dead or out
Points? Gained
>the last time as roma were top after five rounds prior to this season was September 27, 2014, tied with Juventus2014bros we’re so back
>K-Pop Demon Hunters gets released>Roma starts topping the leagueIntrasting...
>>151210120Everyone out, Ballofdinos/Brazzone/Del Piero in before the break ends>>151211013Bon Appetit, Your Majesty but the chef is Grimtoli
>>151203489Serie A clubs are broke now without any financial doping or shady politicians holding up the clubs, any half decent Brazilian player would rather warm up the bench in Wet Spam or NOTHINGham Forest instead of playing for your Salertinanas, your Palermos, your Fiorentinas simply because they get paid 3 times better.Even if they play like shit they can just run out their contract and sign to any team they want because they are a super duper special EPLel veteran, look at all the United and Chelsea rejects that ended up over >here for example.All the Brazilian players Italian clubs can afford tend to be the ones Brazilian clubs dont want to keep or dont care about, not really any of the hot prospects or seasoned veterans waiting for their turn to play in Europe.
drawman
>0-0>full allegro matchI'm so glad I went to cook a barbecue and missed the second half, at least I ate well
The reason top Serie Ass clubs often hire over-the-hill Slavs and Ngubus of unknown age over “native” Italians isn’t because of an innate Italian IQ deficit (a lazy & wrong explanation). A key part of it comes down to the c-word: Calcio. Tough questions demand tough answers & if we’re really serious about fixing the problem, we have to confront the TRUTH:Our Italian culture has venerated mediocrity over excellence for way too long (at least since the 90s and likely longer). That doesn’t start in the U-23, it starts YOUNG.A culture that celebrates the 29 year old young talent over the Juve Next Gen refugee, or the EPL Reject over the soulfvl Dribbly Scugnizz, will not produce the best footballers.A culture that venerates Patrik Schick from “remember that one goal tho,” or Gabriel Paletta over Luca Rigoni in “THAT webm,” or ‘Gio Scotti' over Diletta in “halftime slagposting,” will not produce the best footballers.(Fact: I know *multiple* sets of terroni parents in the 90s who actively limited how much their kids could watch those .webms precisely because they promoted mediocrity…and their kids went on to become wildly successful welfare recipients).More movies like Saving Patrick Zaki, fewer reruns of “BoboTV.” More betting on games, less taking ourselves in round. More weekend scansing competitions, less loans with options to buy. More CALCIO, less Iracy. More catenaccio, less “playing out of the back.” More attempting to choke out Guido Vaciago, less “Bisogna fare i homplimenti ai ragazzi .”
>>151212557love to see a Juventus team on an undefeated run
Good morning!>Allegri: "Perhaps it's better that we didn't win, because we would have thought that everything was fine, but there's still a lot of work to be done."Nothing else to add.
/int/break? As real as Tilly Norwood
PIOLI OUT
>>151221579That will teach Pongracic how to play football
>Italy vs. Israel, Tuesday, October 14, 8:45 PMYou ready?
>>151221946Preparing for things more than a week away is a feminine trait
Day 1 of natty break, I caught a cold and feel like poopoo
>>151221579>he doesn't want La Viola Serie B kino
>Politanus out>Zaniolo's son step dad outwhy is Di Lorenzo immune to injuries, illnesses or death?
Someone told me their age today and it was on the tip of my tongue to say "ha baby talento in the shitalia", I need to curtail coming on here man
Free my nibba mandas
Thank god Glasgow Calcio didnt sub in Bonny off the bench last round.
>>151223210>Cancellieri on my bench>Opendadoor startingit’s over
>>151223282>Opendadoorfunny
>>151223282>trusting Comolli signingsYou did this to yourself anon
>>151223210>autosubbed idrissa toure on for sucicth-thanks
>>151223389>autosub on Ah Glasgow Calcio did actually get Bonny in afterall
Ayo hol’upI just thought of something What stops the home team from having 1 ball that looks like all the other balls, but it has either much/too little ball pressure, and if their opponent gets a penalty kick awarded, during the chaos of the protests, VAR check etc, the home team sneaks in the sabotaged ball on the penalty spot increasing the likelihood of their opponent missing?
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>>151223610Black Flag news?Also just remembered I haven't been to Amsterdam in many years.
>>151223449If players spot a ball that feel odd, they show it to the ref and he removes it from the pitch. It happens now and then.
>>151223449Why go through all that trouble if the can just use genjutsu
New Comolli pics droppedhttps://x.com/juventusfcen/status/1975181968175194151/
>>151223709John Goodman looking fine there!
>>151223282you got openda in a quick plusvalenza attempt and then forgot to sell him right?
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>>151223709What the hell is Paolo Crepet doing at Continassa
was starting to worry about jj and then I saw a Locatelli progressive passing stats post on THAT site, all will work out in the end>>151223933h-haha yeah fra
Locatelli will top all the most useless BF6 stats next Monday and there's nothing you can do about it!
>>151223449Was I the only one who noticed that the ball behaved very oddly during the whole match?Like every single pass would be like a curved passAlso, players on both sides slipping inside the box multiple timesIt felt like the game was fixed to be a drawI even called Pulisic missing the pen from miles away
You know Serie Ass is bad when the technical level on the pitch is so ass that people are calling for match fixing lmfao
>>151225020He actually missed to keep his price down for when Juve moves for him next season
>>151225162Nope, they were much worse than usual.Compare this to Milan's previous matches and the difference is obvious in terms of play.Too many mistakes, even from players like Modric and Rabiot. Too much slipping on the pitch. The slip from David inside the box especially was suspicious as fuck. And the way the ball behaved throughout the entire match drove me fucking crazy because it didn't behave that weirdly in any of Milan's previously matches so far.
>>151225221Did David slip inside the box too because he wants to move to Milan then?This was obviously a fixed match from both sides.I don't know what the reason would be though.Maybe some betting thing, maybe to fuck over Napoli and try to get the top 3 big sides Milan, Inter, Juve all in CL.
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/oct/06/uefa-approval-domestic-games-to-be-played-abroad>Uefa gives ‘reluctant’ approval for domestic games to be played abroad this seasonThis sborrt is beyond ded
>>151225020>>151225263That isn’t match fixing but something else. AFAIK teams can tweak parameters when it comes to the pitch and the balls perfectly legal.As in, the ball pressure as far as I remember does not have to be a fixed number. But it can vary within some range.In the same way, the club can water the pitch or cut it to make it more slippery.David slipping and I think also Lord Kelly on that penalty slips and also I think I saw Pullisic and the Mexican slipping in the game, could be due to Jj cutting the pitch thin and watering it before the game. Or maybe due to rain.In the same way you can pump the balls to a really high ball pressure to make them fly more. That’s why I was thinking what if the home team has 1 specific ball behind the goals that are pumped too high and tell the ball boys if the other team gets a penal give them that ball.But I dont think that is what happened. I think pulli just fucked up.
>David slipping was actually because of the jewsI fucking knew it
Saudi-funded AC Mirage free DLC reveal is up ya sadeeqi!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TjZ8XG8QBY
>>151224800kek
Players like Locatelli, McKennie or Cambiaso are basically the biggest memes ever (and Cats or Rugani are just as bad). They literally have no quality, they're piss poor off the ball and scared to do anything on the ball, all of their passes and runs always end up being useless. They don't even have the mentality gimmick, just Fiocretina-tier players that ended up in current day Jj.
Cats has soul and you always need to have soulful player in the rose
What about my soul? It gets crushed every time I watch Jj, surely I matter (I bought the Jj UCL sweatshirt from the 2019-20 season)
>Fiorentina haven't won a game so farHow ?
>>151225569Cats and Rugani are "fine", you can't have a squad with 3 top-tier players on every position.And especially Gatti, shan't be hearing and slandering of him.
>>151225726I don't mind having players like them on the rotation, but with more than half the team at this level it's just not good enough. Technically they're very poor, on the ball they also look very unsure of what to do that isn't passing back or to the fullbacks who still end up losing it because they're alone against multiple players. With a good midfield it'd be much less of a problem, but the team doesn't have that.
>>151225726desu I defended Gatti a bit back in the day because pashun merchant but he's really been shocking recently. that said current Jj is a gigantic meme, he wasn't /as/ bad under past coaches
>>151225726Gatti is Materazzi/Maguire tier, pashun merchant with a penchant for the odd gole (as well as the odd own gole). Awful defender tho can't believe anyone would defend him
>>151225796If he played like 20-30 years ago it would've been fine, but a scarpone who only has grinta and physical ability in big 2025 is never gonna go far, only way he'd improve defensively is if refs allowed murderball ffs
*be's being the newest seria a stadium*buongiorno lads, please continue to watch your league
>>151225860do people in aussie land watch serie ass? why is the game being played there and not burger land?
>>151225569even the press was fellating Allegro for uplifting Cambiaso and playing him in the wind flank, he just wanted to go to a better team and has never recovered from being denied that
>>151225898despite playing him on the wrong flank*
Nicky (formerly Paolo) Bandini: Cancellieri shows glimpses of genius in silver lining for haywire Lazio.
Can Sari unlock Cancelled yesterday?
>>151225897>do people in aussie land watch serie ass?i have no idea. dont even know what streamer it's on.>why is the game being played there and not burger land?this woman is a big milan fan and happens to have control of the western australian government's credit card right now so she's happy to keep inviting the club back for friendlies and now, a proper match
>>151226081Bbilan really is never escaping the malfeasance allegations
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>boring day at work>nothing to do now>no intrasting calcio onYep, time to break out the 90° Minuto full episodes from 1998/1999
>>151226669Please watch my God of War III (Chaos difficulty) stream, every time I die I eat a piece of p*ndoro and all proceeds will go to the Jj winter mercato
>>151226669*starts whistling the trumpet's tune*
hypothetically speaking, where could someone watch women ucl?
>>151227094ersties
>>151227094Disney+ here
>>151227094Me personally I'd start by asking in their general
>>151227130Kek
>>151227130/s/ idea: Ersties-style truth or dare with all 8 players in the tournament that are rated 8/10 or higher by the council of sexo
>>151227144I thought I could stream on uefa.com or something, I definitely am not gonna pay
>>151227344It used to be there, then it was for free on DAZN's youtube but this season they managed to con some companies into paying for it I guess.
watching fikettalcio? no that could not be me
>>151227394I wonder how many of these companies are run by women
>>151228300No worries, Peter Thiel, Elon Musk and Larry Ellison are working hard to put a stop to this!Just need to sit tight for about 5,040 4-minute tea steeping cycles.
>>151226669it's terrifying how much more technically gifted everyone was back then, isn't it? Even the low skilled butchers.
>>151226669Where?
>>151228614game's been found out, just run and press. That's why only ngubus are succeding in accademies
Do you ever know a couple or see them randomly in public and wonder how and why they’re together? What a puzzle life is
>>151228975Gross boobaBut to answer your question, every frog finds its puddle. Even if it looks like a mismatch from the outside.
>>151228478was it schizophrenia? stick around to find out
>>151228975is that shopped or is she the ugliest hot chick in the world?
>>151228614they aren’t as brave and inspiring as women’s footballers thougheverbeit
>>151228975Apart from being Dutch, wtf is wrong with her head/face?
>>151229031>every frog finds its puddle Y’know I’ve never heard that particular analogy before. I don’t think it’s entirely true though.
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>>151229463judging by the number of frogs in this place, yeah
>>151229463>I don’t think it’s entirely true though.Reality would beg to differ, like those oddly-matched couples you mention before.
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