NFL Redzonedead kicker editionprev: >>151197992
Rattler so good that he throws TWO passes on one play
is this nu?
>shart
>black qbs
Anyone keeping tabs to make sure cuck hanson isn't lying to us about 4 commercials only? It's 7 hours...no way they only do 4
Is this the thread?
>>151201904>>151201903you assholes posted at THE EXACT SAME TIME
Is Britbro not here to make webms?
>>151201957and there it is
>both threads made at literally the same time>3 second time difference linking to the previous /redzone/Implessive
>>151201977Shit is hilarious
>>151201961>4 commercials only?For now. In five years, it will be undisguisable from regular tv.
>>151201977kek it's fine just use this
>>151201957Redditors are pathetic faggot low iq mentally weak nigger loversI cant even imagine
>>151201957Coward.
take a look at my horse, my horse is amazingif you give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins
When do they bench Geno?
>another geno pickholy fuck he's so bad
TAYSOM CHAD
>>151202027New uma season is out.
>Geno still has a job
>geno
NFL.com is fuckin slow
>GENO SHIT>GAYDERS
>>151201975genuinely what the FUCK is his problem???? fucking livid me
toxins fans getting a little too giddy about shitting on the ravens not realizing that the entire starting d-line has been out since the preseason is fucking hilariousfeel free to talk shit but this doesn't mean houston is making the playoffs, you guys are gonna miss them too
>>151202027horse sex
Are the Colts a good team or are they good at exposing bad teams?
potential double 50-bomb with the texans and colts
the Raiders should just give up and go home.
>first in the nfl.What is
>>151201957I thought this was redzoneNot CowardZone
Maybe now Geno will finally write them back
anyone have a coach prime status?
>fire antonio pierce>only to hire old white antonio piercewhat was the purpose of that move
>>151202089first in the nfl to ever
Say. Their. Fucking. Names.
>>151202027>draw a woman>call it a horsewhat did nips mean by this?
Pete Carroll was Schnieder/LOB babby.
>>151202110he could try but it would probably just get intercepted
this giants saints game SUCKS ASS
Henry got a rush TD Reminder you'd have to be an absolute retard to trade him for Pittman and Charbonnet
>>151202135>only two good ones
LFG
>>151202135
>>151202135Spencer Rattler.
>>151202190Yes lol
are the broncos ass?
>>151202219looks like the chick from vikings
>>151202135no wonder why offenses are so shitty
>>151202230fraid so
>>151202138jews have infiltrated japan and are subliminally pushing to legalize bestiality
>>151202245>chick
>>151202135I'll take Hurts as my fantasy QB any goddamn year
>>151202135erm i see a white guy there
>ask google's ai what the attendance for the eagles game was>tells me the result
>>151202003>five years,that's optimistic.
CAINT
>>151202135Geno, cam, lamar and penis are thenonly real blakk folx on that image
>>151202135Mutt sissies that can't throw, but are fast enough to run to the sidelines like a fag Nfl is dead in 40 years
>>151202138have you seen FuwaMoco?
these early games suck
>>151202294Please ignore Lamar Jackson
>>151202230they're just so boring >dude screens lmao>nix over throwing people>make dumb mistake
>>151202327don't worry the rest of the games today will suck as well
This carolina commentator treats every play like it is a game winner/
Baltimore sports radio should be a fun listen today
>>151202297sure looks like fewer than that...
>>151202297this fake ass "AI" is such a meme. obvious investment bubble that will probly lead to the next financial collapse.
>>151202268pretty sure it already is. are they trying to subliminally criminalize it?>>151202323no
>>151202003I won't be content until it looks like this
>>151202344Lionskino will be good
is Dart retarded?
>>151202323we are all otomos here
the day redzone has an ad that feature kevin hart, is the day I riot.
>>151202371>redarted
>gnats>aints>panturds>lolphinsGET THIS SHIT OFF MY SCREEN
how are the panthers still in this game
>>151202360hans it was a joke but i forgot about >german humoranyway i want to get this horse pregnant
can the giants WIN?!
somebody stop dak
bryce young is so painfully fucking slow. his play extension ability didn't translate at all from college, and without it he's nowhere near a first round talent
Dallas just loves punching down on shit opponents. Too bad they can’t beat real teams
All these blow outs
>>151202419mcdaniel's already anemic meme offense doesn't have hill
>>151202438Dak is going to have insane stats but miss the playoffs because their defense sucks
>>151202419The Dolphins are bad
Kara Dart is the top NFL MILF I've ever seen
>>151202135Outside of Hurts and Love, who here is still alive and has a winning record?
>>151201957Kek
I'm gonna take a nap, babe, wake me up when witching hour starts
>>151202474post proofs
>>151202425all I'm saying is that it would work better the other way around, trying to wean their men off real horses with gachaslop
OCTOPUSS
Dart and Skattebo are who Lameme Blackson and Derrick Henry think they are
>>151202510Going to be a quick nap
AJ Brown 750 yard season isn't gonna be so cute after the Eagles lose in the divisional
>>151202563I think he just wanted to say puss
WITCHING HOUR
>>151202512she's an instagram fitness mommy
DOGSHIT early slate
Is this Pete Carroll’s worst start as a Head Coach?
I'll keep it a buck, the ravens are ass
Allenesque comeback by Cooper
wtf went wrong?
witching time
>>151202190
Am gonna witch!!
aints and ants lmao
>>151202646white women after a single hour of sun exposuregrim
witches are bitches
>>151202699scorigami watch
BITCHING HOUR
>white rbs
>>151202699>black qbs
>>151202699Everyone got injured.
>announce witching hour>immediate fumble touchdownKEK
kwab
GNATS
>Memo Smeth
Scat a poo
>>151202712see >>151202077
>>151202730Nigger bitches and Indian cunts are cooked fresh out the nigger cunt womb
>>151202760spoopy
>SCAT A POO
>>151202793poet laureate sentence
>>151202789
>>151202789>none of the starters on d-line have played a snap this year because of injury>kyle van noy (2024 bal sack leader) hasn't played a snap until this week>roquan smith regressed and they still haven't found a sufficient will LB to replace queen>zach orr is the worst DC in football>kyle hamilton and marlon humphrey are out>lamar had a preseason foot injury and soft tissue problems since week one>ronnie stanley has been touch and go with injury all yearI think it's time to move on from Harbaugh, the culture is dead, but this isn't the Texans going crazy or something like Lamar playing like garbage. Lamar still had the best EPA, QBR, and passer rating league-wide through the first three games of the season and is still top 5 in all three categories.
>>151202793its a comment about women and their retarded obsession with tanning but proceed to have your melty
This is probably the Texans' last win this season.
Bryce Young is so short the d lineman had to get down to his knees to try and tackle him
>>151202656>BRRRRUUUHHHH-HHHH!!! Must totally choke this game so we can get one step further to our king's ransom come April... OH WAIT??!!? WE BEAT THE JETS AND THEY'RE GETTING TOTALLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT ATM?!!?!!?
Streaming games + VCgg/cleanitupjanny
>celebration chimpoutK W A B O T Y
damn even Hanson throwing shit at the ravens
kek salty raven fag
>chimpoutkino
>(Shotgun) C.Skattebo up the middle. FUMBLES, RECOVERED by NO-J.Howden at NO 14. J.Howden for 86 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
>R>A>V>E>N>S
>GayvensBAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahaha one of the dumbest INTs I've seen in a while
Ratbirds
lmao what am i watching. this ravens game is clownery
Ravens going to get 50 dropped on them
ravens are fucking cooked
>>151202914Glad you're back webmbro. Need that Ravens pick please
Giants have a QB? All I see is run plays
>ravens and aints about to have the same record
>>151202699All according to keikaku.
>>151203035Truly a sobering thought.
>>151202793Uh ohmelty
The Ravens will still be in the top 10 power rankings tuesday morning somehow.
>pooa
>>151203035must be rough when beating this team is your franchise's superbowlI had no idea how privileged the life of a raven's fan was
WHAT THE FUCK GNATS?
>>151202882>this guy was good for 1 or 2 seasons What happened?
>Winston on the sidelineAre we going to see kino?
why the fuck is that aints nigger celebrating, he just fucked their field position
actually a good interception, pinned them deep at least
Jaxson Shart
Doing that retarded pick on a 4th down play
>Ackson Fart
>>151202989This one or the other one?
GOOD LORD THESE NEW YORK TEAMSLEARN THE FUCKING GAME
Lol Dart is ass too
Okay bench this fraud and let my boy Russ cook up.
I knew that was coming before he threw the ball.
>black football IQ
>>151203207That's the one I wanted, thanks. But the other is good too. Giants one first though please
>>151202699>Ravens all dead with a shit coach>Raiders known to be doomed at the start of the season>Cowboys love beating up on shit teams
>>151203207what a shitshow kek
>intercepting a ball instead of letting it drop>lose 40 yards in the process >Kool-Aid CBs
quiet thread today?
>>151203149"They are a top 10 team with Lameme" - ESPN
>muh field positionThey're up 12 with 10 in the 4th
>>151203234>Cowboys love beating up on shit teamsif it's the only thing you are good at you had better do it well.
>>151203255shit teams
>>151203255The games are all shit matchups.
>>151203255shit games today
Are you faggots ready for the Game of the Week
KEK
>>151203255half the games were in garbage time since the half
>>151203283His knee will blow up
>>151203283TB @ SEA... yes
>>151203309>Boltimore
can this moron commentator not
Panthers WILL win
>DoWdLe
>fins
>>151203309>week 5>season already over
this discount gus johnson calling the panthers game needs to chill out
PANTHERCHADS
>>151203185
Really weird going from the Broncos TD and a fairly standard call to Miami where it's the most amazing play ever
>>151203309imagine paying good money to be at that game and your qb quits on the team because he's mentally weak.
some real commentator kino today
pure SOVL commentator's booth in the panthers game
had to run to the store, what happened in the past 20 minutes?
>>151203309Did they all leave with 'injuries'? Or did nobody show up?
>>151203389WITCHING HOUR
>>151203389Giants sharted themselves
>Richardson in
>>151203389I enjoyed some pizza
>>151203283my redskins :)
>>151203255NFL app is down
>>151203418cheese?
Ref in the Dolphins Panthers game sounds like Obama
>>151203309Still not as empty as the UNC stadium yesterday after Belichick got btfo in the first quarter.
fins panthers game feels like a game of who wants it less
>>151203385First Finding Nemo reference I have heard in a football game. Up there with Dan Fout's quidditch reference.
>>151203444like I needed another reason to hate refs
when do the white QBs play
>>151202365>(knock-knock)>"Go away! batin'!"
>>151203269>>151203270>>151203277I still watch lol Gotta get that redzone before sleep. Shit keeps me going in Winter
is this collins nfl debut? love it lmao
>>151203309To imagine they were the number one team in the NFL week one if they survived for 10 more minutes
>184 rushingShieeet
>>151203439pepperoniunless that's not what you meant.....
>>151203459I missed it which part of finding nemo did he bring up?
>>151203465SNF
>>151203465tomorrow
>>1512034905 more minutes
>>151203496the "just keep swimming" mantra
>>151203495what did YOU mean?
Dowdle ELITE
>>151203418donald?
>Miami blowing a 17-0 lead
>>151203460*throws flag*>Personal foul on anon for unsportsmanlike conduct
>Phins
>>151203418Me too
Richardson going meme mode as usual.
lol at the dolphins and the people that are fans of them
>>151203559>to the panthers
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?
>>151203611>floridians>'people'
>>151203680I could literally heem anyone from canada
>>151203618
Incoming Tua int
let's be honest, does redzone REALLY need this faggot talking the entire time? All they have to do is switch from game-to-game...
>>151203309As a fan of a team that has actually won something, I've never acted like this after beating a 1-3 team. Fans of good teams don't celebrate wins against teams with half of their roster inactive. They're realistic and understand the circumstances of the result. Since you guys are so used to losing, you don't understand this. This is your Super Bowl.
>>151203601He's the black Jameis Winston
>>151203720NOPE
RefGODS
>>1512036801993. and STILL seethin' about Florida kek. YOU MAD FAGGOT!
>punthers
Tua deep balls getting... CAUGHT?!
>>151203723I multitask so it can be nice to hear whats going on if I happen to not be looking at the screen for a minute or so. But Hansen still could bring it down a bit
WADDLEWADDLEWADDLE
>>151203709i think you'd be surprised
UH OH PANTHERS BROS
>>151203767least schizo american
>
>Broncos going for 2
>>1512038271993.
eagles are 4-0 playing like a 1-3 team
Are the Eagles only capable of being good for one half every game? Wtf
Iggles bros, what's happening???
>going for two
>shart picked again
THE SIZE OF NUTS THAT BO AND SEAN MUST HAVE
PAYTON WITH THE BIG BALLS
fucking denver came back>>151203830get out of your vpn bahamafag
anus lips payton is still going to lose
>shart YET AGAIN
>>151203870more like going for poo haha
OH YEAH
>picked off by a nigga named kool-aid
>>151203832>>151203870Apologize
>>151203870>>151203832WELL WELL WELL
>nigglessetting up for another blocked FG win or something
>Fart
My nigga Kool-Aid
>>151203909>kool aid mc history
Another high IQ interception by Jaxson Dart to put them in bad field position
ive never heard of this kool aid guy but i already know what he looks like
>>151203949kek
>JACKSHIT FART
>dowdle hurtgod damn it
So what drink would you guys want your name to be?For me it's La Croix
flagflagflagflagflagIt never ends
>>151203990>Sharts
>>151204065I was laughing the other day thinking about someone named Coors Lite
DENVER, TAKE MY ENERGY\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
>>151204065Four Loko
>that penalty holy shit these reffies want the spotlight
>>151204138>refs are B R U H
Bryce unironically locks in at the end of games
bryce bros it's happening
I just noticed that Redzone hasn't shown the Texans-Ravens game in a while
Holy shit carolina
Bahamanon.... not like this..
>>151204065DR. THUNDER
>>151204215It's already over
LETS GO BUNCOS
>>151204258Wtf really? Did they say that?
ok, NOW it's time for a vintage turndaballova drive
>>151204258It was over last week.
>>151204287It was over at half time anon
>>151204287I'm looking at the box score right now
thank you reffiebros, you're truly my greatest allies
>>151204258It was over before it even began
>the best early game this week is between the fucking Dolphins and PanthersWhat the fug
I wish someone would murder a ref
>needing refball to beat the buncos
>check came through, quick reverse the call and dont even announce itthis semen slurping sport isnt for me lads
>>151204358neither is hockey. kwab. 1993.
HOW THE FUCK WAS THAT ROUGHING
>>151204358>he believes NFL owners send checks to the refs mid-game back to icepuck, leaf
uhhh miami bros? you guys ok?
ot bros im feeling it
Who loses their job first Harbaugh or McDaniels
>>151204325I know winning, I know championships. You don't. All you know is celebrating the biggest win in your team's history, a 1-3 team with half of the roster inactive.
>>151204065
>>151204446they are never getting rid of harbaugh
>turndaballovayou just know it'll happen.
>>151204446McDaniels is making it to the end of the season. Harbaugh might not
>>151204460Are these any good? They're at every checkout now at the package store.
>Pooa
TOO HIGH TUA
lol the announcer is such an obvious panthers homer but it's kinda endearing >DOWN>GOES>TAGALOVIAAAAAAAAAAA
FINNSAREFUCKED
>>151204446DaBoll
steelers nigga is lost
excellent game so far
>Losing to the panthers
>puntingIs Miami retarded? You're down
waddle preventing a turndaballovawhat a shame
>igglesAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
>>151204502No clue. I just want to be named Buzz Ballz. I assume women love them
>>151204554McDaniels too high rn
>>151204527I don't understand this image. Why is he wearing a blue jays jersey? why is she wearing a steelers shirt?
>>1512045543 timeouts and they'll have 20~ seconds after a punt I'm guessing. still retarded.
>>151204553i betted the panthers and saints
is this panthers miami game a local broadcastthis guy is way too enthusiastic for the panthers
thats a late hit but weak call
I’m starting to hate the Eagles more than I hate the Chiefs
loleagles get fucked
>>151204596blue jays are in the ALDS right nowother dude probably only has a steelers shirt
that flag was dumb as hell
>>151204596>shewhere do you live that women have neckbeards like that kekalso don't forget the fatty phins fan, the JUST phins fan, and the kween behind them
lets go cards don't fucking blew it
>>151204630It looked late live but yeah it was a pretty weak call
>bucs AND sneedhawk retroskino overdose
>>151204620He's the Charlotte Hornets announcer, so yeah
Who can even stop the refGODS this season?
>>151204639refs have definitely started treating them like they used to treat the chiefs, which makes it even more obvious that the games are rigged.
My boy Rattlingz just needed more time
>>151204660To be fair, that thing is so fat, you can't tell
>jest
>Dolphins
>>151204639same
these fucking flags holy shit
>>151204687the Patriots died for this lol
Dolphins defense what are you doing? Lol
>Pooa blew a 17-0 leadKWAB
People who say the refs are on the eagles side just took a huge LNo fucking way that was a late hit
need refs replaced by AI drones pronto
BURN NEW YORK TO THE GROUND
rip mcdaniel
kek refs have money on the panthers
clean ass Bucs/Seahawks unis
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAIMAGINE LOSING TO THE CAROLINA PANTHERS
>>151204687lol fucking retard doesn't even watch the gamesrefs are fucking the eagles today
What a comfy jersey combo in the old schools bucs and seahawks game
throwback jerseys are so much better than modern ones it's unreal
dolphins subreddit about to blow up
Refs cheating HARD for the broncosMust have had them vs the eagles +3.5Blatant rigging
>>151204687The refs just called a penalty at 4th down for roughing by a defender, giving broncos the 1st down.
DRAGON
nice
MASERATI MARV
>>151204809youre a moronic fat retard if you dont think the eagles are getting chiefs treatment.The NFL needs their wonderboy team for marketing
>>151204854Buccs vs Seahawks throwbacks are so fucking nice
MHJ does nothing all year but pulls that out of his ass
BAKEY MAKEY TIME
>>151204858that subreddit is so cancerous. I always get downvoted for being realistic
MOSSED
>>151204893kys nigger
>>151204893T. Doesn’t watch the gameIf you think it’s rigged for the eagles after this you’re retarded
>>151204909I would downvote you for being a faggot
>>151204909every opinion on reddit is like opposite day, I don't see how anyone with a functioning brain would ever waste their time there.
Tell me something, if this win is as important as you believe it is, what chance do the Texans have for the rest of the season? 2-15 incoming for the Texans.
>inb4 Field Goal
MEMES
>>151204909i go there just to doompost even though im not a dolphins fan
everyone give the broncucks your energy
>>151204953eh I like the actual money/financial reddits.
imagine posting on reddit in the year of our lord 2025. couldn't be me.
I ate 2lbs of spinach artichoke dip during the 1pm games
failin' hurts will have to throw the ball instead of ramming his head up the center's ass to win this game
Celebrating a win over a half-complete roster is nothing but cope. 2-15 incoming for the Texans.
SOUL
>>151204954>>151205066why did the ravens give 260 million to a quitter though?
>>151205073soul afc team uniform
NO SOUL
ewwwwwwwwwwthat fat eagles fan
>>151204854The Seahawks, yes. The Buccaneers, no.
>>151205139Typical Cheesesteak diet
fatadelphia
what happened to redzone?
>>151205139>>151205176
broncucks
GOD DAMMIT NGUBU
oh
>>151205073Eyes look afraid>>151205125Eyes look menacing
>>151205179it died :(
lol broncos are going to blow this
Stop baiting the flag Sirianni and play the fucking game
>ded iggle pile
>Goedert begging for a flag againpussy ass bitch
Eagles HC is furious that the Broncos played defense? lol
thats a hold
yep thats a hold on denver
TOTAL IGGLESDEATH>FILTHADELPHIAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA
PALMS UP SIRIANNI KWAB
>>151202219just came from the mia/car thread, at least we have hot chicks to look at...
Undefeated
kek, only good win the bronkeks are gonna get, but that was funny.
THANK YOU BRONCOS
>no flagsThere are people in this thread who think birds get help from refs
>redzone shitting out every time something happens
hope filthadelphia fans get consumed by all the fent zombies roaming the streets
Pretty blatant, but I don't care because fuck 'em.
wow it was in his hands
>>151204909>downvotedOH NO
>>151205214Wrong. Eyes look confident, and eyes look seething
>>151205382What is karma and why should I care
NINJACHADS KEEP WINNING
>>151205382How do we respond without sounding upset?
>>151205382OH NO< MY KARMA!
FILTHYDELPHIA FRAUDS
ninja bros we are back
I want to object to the refs no-call there, but I remembered how toxic Philly fans were last year and how I had no choice but to root for them because I was sick of the Chiefs.
The throwback jerseys actually kind of suck. The pastel colors are gay.
REMEMBER THE TITANS
>>151205420it's like (you)s but they keep a total or something
>>151205382kekkero
Apologize.
>>151205496I disagree new jerseys look like sterile corporate garbage.
>>151205532Ty for beating the Eagles.
>>151205550You’re free to have your own opinion
>>151205532But I'm a boleiver
>>151205488We're on the same boat
>>151205578my opinion > your opinion
>>151205488>toxic Philly fans Pleonasm
>>151205606ehh… I don’t think so. But I’m glad you had the opportunity to voice your opinion.
Even the old logos look like shit on the new and gay spaceship helmets.
a land dragon
nice flip
does your guys' redzone audio get all distorted and scary?
>>151205778Yeah I also stream illegally and the broadcast location changes to Hell occasionally.
>>151205778Like the voices sound deep and demonic? That happens sometimes and I have to switch streams
>>151205778mine just keeps refreshing everytime i unmute it and muting itself. i miss the old days...
>>151205430You can't bro...it's over
ladd finally does something
>>151205806KEK
What a Ladd
can the titans just withdraw for the rest of the season and get ready for the next one? not much point in them playing any more games
>retro gameWeird...I don't remember the NFL having propaganda messages on the end zones back in the day...
Here to enjoy red zone with my friends after my Colts booty blasted another shit team
for the love of god just let Chase statpad when they're getting blown out
>kyler murray has been in the league for 7 yearsFucking hell, time flew by.
>>151206061how is telling men to get their prostate checked (and not by ramming a dildo up there) propaganda?
>>151206061>70s US>not filled to the brim with propaganda
>>151206175JimmyG is a 12 year vet...
>>151206175wut mango
>>151205884when that happens I switch to my phone and click unmute a dozen times and get a dozen popups
RedZone early window vs. RedZone late window
>>151206452this is way better than the early window what are you drinking?
>>151206221You would know, hans.
>>151206452They need to end Thursday Night Football so there can be at least five games in the late window.There could be six right now if it wasn't for the gay international gamesFuck Godell.
>>151206452seems like everyone in the late windows just head to their own gamethreads. the redzone thread slows to a crawl in the afternoon slate every week.
>>151206579would be great if he got shot in the neck on live television at the super bowl.
The so-called fumble by the Lions looked exactly the same as the so-called incompletion by the Chargers.
>>151206452Lol accurate
>>151206537Patrón, and I’m talking about in general
>>151206452you drink during the early window, so that when you're on the backend and you get tired, you can nap during the first part of the late window and wake up in time to watch the end of the games
Uh ohNot a good look for the Milroe Show
bucs
Do the Titans suck because Vrabel and Henry are gone? Or are there other factors?
>>151206885socioeconomic quarterback factors
>>151206885they have bad newish ownership and it filtered down
Does Tennessee even deserve a football team?
>announcers shocked at how incompetent the refs are for throwing a late flag then picking it uplmao
>>151206955the question you should be asking is does Amy Adams-Strunk deserve a team, and the answer is no.
>>151206885they have no good players
>>151207084nor fans
browning's girl has a nice ass, but he SUCKS at football
Should we recycle the other thread when we reach 500 or should we all just go back to the general? Seems to more activity there
How do you fix the Titans? New name? New city?
>>151207307/sp/ is ded
next comfy>>151201904>>151201904>>151201904
RETURN>>151202364>>151202364>>151202364
BASED MONTGOMERY TD PASS