Sneed
thoughts?
>rams >losing to the 49irs with a backup QB and missing multiple other starters >raiders >getting BTFO 40-6 with their QB leading the league in INTs>jets>getting dunked on by the cowboys and being the only winless team left>eagles>getting out gained by blo dix >dolphins >being up 17 and still losing to the shit ass panthers >ravens>getting embarrassed 44-10 at home against a struggling texans team>cardinals>being up 21-3 against the winless panthers, not scoring a single other point, and having multiple embarrassing plays including a goal line celebration fumble and an interception fumbled for a TD >chargers>being up 10-7 not scoring another point, choking against an injured Daniels which team had the most embarrassing performance so far this week?
Macaque Jones.
>>151212668How many times are you going to OP with this fucking webm?
>>151212668chiefs schizo not gonna like this thread... hope he took his cobenfy
Who’s your waifu /nfl/?
DAT BALL HAD SOME FLUUU ON IT N SHIEEEEEET
>>151212697As many as I want. faggot.
Taylor Swift is a frigid lesbian
>>151212690Easily the tardinals.
>>151212690dolphins or cardinals, but I'm leaning zona
Why is he like this?
>>151212690obviously cardinals
>>151212690tardinals
>>151212690The Cardinals still had hope going into this week that they could rebound and still win the division or make the playoffs. Now they're confronted with the reality that they're one of the worst teams in the league.
>what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
>>151212706
Josh Allen started using that therabody massager on his wife after Michael b Jordan tore that shit little joshie doesn't do it for her anymore
>>151212715she must drive a subaru then.
>>151212690The Giants made Spencer Rattler look good.
It's funny how people try to fuck with my brother only to find out how fucking batshit insane he actually is.
>>151212690Cardinals is a really funny loss
>>151212697Lol you're mad about NFL plays being shown in the NFL thread hahaha die mad about it nigger
>>151212697ya buddy, hundreds of new webms and screencaps are made each week. use new material. just posting the same thing over and over and over and over and over again is boring and sad
>I'd like to introduce a good friend of mine who knows a lot about football and has been a fixture of internet football analysis for years. Anon! Welcome to the show!
Spaghetti of the year?
>>151212689Unsure if the Texans offense is actually capable of putting up 30 points consistently against good teams or if the baltimurder ratbirds are just legitimately so bad they'd make a bad team look great. I'm leaning heavily to the latter.
>>151212725
KWABOTW nominees so far that aren't the cardinals?
Herbert sitting lol could of at least got yourself some garbage stats like Dak to keep the pr team pushing you as elite
>Interviewing Josh Allen>Tech N9ne playingKEK
>>151212757Thanks for having me.>black QBs
>tardinals
Pats/Bills thread:>>151212771>>151212771
>>151212770unless something crazy happens in SNF or MNF, it's them
>/nfl/ green gay and chimpcongo fags wake up to hate watch the kangz, since their teams weren't playing today and the bengs didn't have a chance against the loins>proceed to spend most the game making fun of how bad the kangz look, and even get to chimp at a missed field goal>day gets ruined by a comeback Kangz victory so they proceed to spend all day seething about the kangz Every time
>Daniels slid and avoided taking hitsYeah, he's unstoppable
>>151212725kek
>>151212706eunchae
>>151212770Lameme quit in the middle of the game against the chiefs.
>twas 17-0
>>151212770packtard fans trying to shit on the vikings for not paying Darnold $55M/yr and then darnold being darnold right after.
One of these things is not like the other
>>151212690The schadenfreude of watching the TOTAL TARDINALS COLLAPSE made me smile inside :)
>>151212770If you are into postseason boreball, sometimes called bestball, Yankees getting raped by 10 then raped by 13 is pretty bad.
Problem?
>justints turdbert
>>151212805Manager Baboone
>>151212757*ahem* "GREATER THAN SYMBOL BLACK QUARTERBACKS"
>>151212690Ravens. The Texans suck aids cock right now on offense and they looked elite today, and they had never won at baltimurder before and did so with a rapegape performance statement win. Would easily accept the tardinals or giants though. Or the niggles for that matter.
This says a lot about the socioeconomics of this country
my bungles going for a top 5 draft pick to waste on a project defensive end
>>151212725How the fuck are retards STILL doing this
The debate is overHe's the only QB proof WR ever, and he's been top 2 in the league since 2021(for 2023, he was top yards per game, just missed 8 games)He is the indisputable WR1, and will be in top 3 OAT talks after he retires.
>>151212834dumbass nearly got the ball punched out
>>151212715She just made an entire song about Kelce's dick and sexual performance, so either she's definitely not a lesbian or she's blowing his asshole out with strap ons and made the song as cover for him.
my reffies were ELITE today
Did the mods range ban Philadelphia or something? I expected more seething
>>151212820Excuse me sir, I already made this epic joke.>>151212775
>>151212846buy an ad
>>151212725>the aura of SNEED caused him to foomble
>>151212834Based Feed n Seed
>>151212862why? their stupid fucking offensive playcalling came back to bite them in the ass AGAIN, and this time it resulted in a loss.
no threepeat?
>>151212861We aim to please
>>151212706zoogy of course
>>151212867go back to sheep-shagging packtard
>>151212862they are all nodding off on fentanyl to cope with the loss
>>151212864i got distracted looking if there was a proper name for the > arrow
>>151212862probably raging on eagles forums about the OC or something
>>151212870>simply being within 5 feet of Sneed on the 1 induced a fumble
>the eagles losing a week 5 regular season game is like winning the superbowl for cowboys fans kwabs
Who are the good guys in the SNF game?
>jaxon shart
>>151212906The cope begins, I see
>>151212834Niggas in the NFL are so soft. Michael Vick would've had this zesty nigga raw in the locker room.
>>151212862we got the philly schizo poster right here >>151212885
every year I see Cardinals fans stick up for Kyler Murray and I never understood why
>>151212914What a fucking doofus retard lmao will never live this one down butt fumble tier
>>151212906It's Broncos fans celebrating, Cowboys fans are unironically upset that their rival got beat by an underrated team favored to lose and now expectations are higher for them
>>151212748Rattler has been solid all season. Not good enough to uplift a team, but not the reason they lose. He's game managing just fine but that's not good enough with such a bad team
>>151212928the broncos have more than one fan?
>>151212910my liver for making it this far
iggles fans are too busy to post rn
>>151212924I'm fron NE, and I've only seen Diamondbacks fans. Never once met a Cardinal fan.
>>151212924battered wife syndrome
>>151212725>>151212727>>151212760>these three plays all happened in the same game, in the same half, when they were up 21-6 and about to be up 28-6>they lost this gameactually one of the most surreal and improbably series of events i've ever seen in a football game. what the fuck even competes with this level of spaghetti spilling? if it wasn't the tardinals that did it, this would be talked about nonstop for months
>>151212946i dont know what NE means but like on Cardinals websites and plebbit and stuff
>>151212935Watch a Broncos away game and you'll see plenty of orange. London will probably be all orange next week against the Jets
>>151212734Ayo, Nix Bood mufugga. Shhhhhheeeeiittt.
>23 years Does the suffering ever end?
>>151212957New England, you dumb bean and cheese eater.
>Arizona Tardinals
>>151212966I hope it continues for many more years to come
>>151212910Bills are winning the Super Bowl this year every other team is full of fucking frauds Filthydiaperia Shitgles just got their rectums injected with AIDS by the Buncos so they're not repeating
>>151212960kek I meant in the general
sanchez facing charges after getting stabbed
>>151212972why would Cardinals fans be in New England?
is he right?
game thread>>151212771>>151212771>>151212771
>>151212983Uh, not really. Broncos game threads are usually pretty slow unless they're playing teams like the Eagles or Chiefs. I think we went through 3 threads for today's game, usually it's just one
>>151212875don't forget about CB2the game would have went into overtime had their CB2 not get bullied on the 2pt conversion
>>151212994If only I could wrap my hands around your neck right now. The absolute joy
>>151212940Not an Eagles fan, but I'd give anything to see less gay porn on this genny.
>>151212996Fuck this uppity negro.
Mark Sanchez picked a fight and got stabbed by a 69 year old man
>>151213011nigga you are making no sense
>>151212996No, hail Marys aren't just the easiest thing in the world when you're throwing into a group of like 10 players
Remember 2 weeks ago when packers fans talked up how "amazing" the browns defense is, how it's one of the best of all time etc?Starting to think the Packers offense just kinda sucks
>>151213024
>>151212966I mean, what did you expect from Pete? He still needs at least one more offseason just to get the talent needed to run his defense and offense. You don't have a defense or an O-line and those are what made his Seahawks teams good.
With Egbuka being THIS good of a receiver imagine how good Jeremiah Smith is gonna be
>>151212996are the elgses learning why the titans were so eager to get rid of this negro?
>>151212996no he clearly fucked that up. before I saw the other angle I thought hurts overthrew him but AJ slowed down and had he kept going it would've been a TD>>151213001Eagles threads get a lot of posts because of al the hate watching. >>151213007The defense did fine ffs. They were on the field, again, the entire 2nd half because the offense can't run the fucking ball. >>151213028That's about the play AJ slowed up on, not the hail mary
>>151212996Hail Mary's are easy
>>151213037So much spilled pocket spaghetti today
>>151213030well, yeah, they have to cope with having to cheer for a $55M/yr interception machine.
>>151213045>o-line>goodHe had one pro bowler in his tenure there and Pete traded him away for a TE that couldn't block
>leonard williams headbutted a buc in front of 3 refsbut why?
>>151213030I just didn't and still don't see the hype on the packerstheir offense is ok I guess and their defense is better with Parsons but it's not great anyway
>>151212996pretty sure he just gave up on the play and slowed downif he didn't then the eagles probably would've gone up 3 scores and likely win
>>151213021dude he fucked that old man up bad, he was charged with misdemeanors and not felonyaggravated assault. I hope someone murders this mother fucker and the DA.
>>151213045>he just needs more time! geno smith and the raiders are gonna be a problem just you wait!
>>151213054If there's one guy outside of the group keeping an eye on the ball because it's going to bounce all over the place maybe. The Eagles hail mary today was thrown way too close out of bounds for something like that to happen
More TDsMore YardsMore WinsMore AccuracyMore Passer RatingMore Playoff WinsMore Superbowl MVPs
>>151213082Cade Otton called him the gamer word
>>151213078Well, maybe not good but they could run block. It doesn't look like the Raiders O-line can do that. That might be because Pete has his son coaching the O-line instead of a real coach. That might just be fucked.
>>151213082>refs cooming flags
>>151213082love how in sync my reffies are here
>>151212883funny thing is a lot of these sports weirdos would need 10 million per year to fake this, if you gave me 10 million USD over 8 years to play a sport Would be trying to break the record to impregnate this experiment Give me 1.5 mill a year over 10 and let me move to some secluded island to fuck low 20 something fem fags until I hit 55 and crash a fucking cigar boat
>>151213082the three flags flying at the same time pleases me.
So bills are number 1 in the afc and lions are number 1 in the nfc?What a time to be alive
what's his name again?
>>151212996He literally jumped in front of DeVonta Smith here.
>Bo Nix comes up clutch in Philly >Goffie and da Wions have the most points in NFL history through 5 weeks>bustin cuckatini still proving to be a streaky faggot>Bill ©roskey-Merritt massive breakout>Baker Mayfield absolutely elite in SEA without Evans and Irving>Harbaugh another game closer to being fired Only few know ball like The Kiwi and it always makes /nfl/ seethe when weeks like this prove it definitively
>>151212846I really get to watch another HOF receiver in his prime on my team im so blessed
>>151213115dem reffies had a big day today, they're really getting into shape now >>151213125he's behind smith
>muttlover has his Webm Derangement Syndrome melty>proceeds to spam his MUHHH stats nonsense he spent all summer cooming tokek. Mind. Broken.
>>151213092I mean, he clearly doesn't have the pieces to run what he wants to run. And that was obvious heading into this season just from what was on the roster. I don't know what you expected. Now whether or not what Pete Carroll runs still works in the modern NFL is another question but I don't think it's answered by the Raiders sucking when the team isn't even built properly to do what he wants to do.
>>151213123lake erie division is number one in football
>>151213091Yeah fuck this guy
>>151213125Kek he was trying to get the ball for himself for stat padding and ruined Smith's catch? Nice, the Eagles have a DB playing offense
• 2nd most playoff wins of all time• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• Never missed championship round in 20s• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s• 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs
>>151213129>>Goffie and da Wions have the most points in NFL history through 5 weeksSource besides your ruined gaping ass?
>>151213112They couldn't block either. Seattle's oline was constantly ranked in the bottom half of the league in run blocking which is why they've gone through like a dozen backs since Lynch left
Mind. Broken.
>>151213158The entire 2nd half was trying to make him stop bitching by spamming passes, and instead of running like they should've they lost.
just saw the clip of the cardinals celebration fumble and holy shit that's insane, they need to cut that guy immediately
>>151213086Yea the cowboys game showed how any good oline + receiver combo can tear them to shreds because their secondary is still atrocious.Packers fans just didn't want to admit they were not a Micah Parsons away from being contenders. Their window wasn't really opening until two years from now (assuming good drafting and free agency), but blowing their load so soon might have screwed the pooch with their cap situation
Who could've possibly predicted the Chargers and Broncos would be tied for first place in the AFCW at week 5
>>151212996AJ literally sabotaged Devonta
>>151212690the fucking Giants!!>up 14-3 in the 2nd>Give up the lead entirely by halftime>proceed to finish the game with a drive summary of Fumble (saint fg), Fumble (saint fg)Fumble (saint touchdown), Interception, Interception, Turnover on Downswhat the fuck was even that
>>151213212Smiff likely catches that too ffs. Eagles needed to lose one of these game so they stop acting like fucking retards
G O A T
>>151213203Literally the plot of that Chad Powers tv show lmao
>>151213212jesus christ what the FUCK was he thinking?
I love, love, LOVE my Bakey :)
>>151213212Is this man still alive? He's completely surrounded by iggles fans
>>151213212lolol selfish
>>151213246>ayo gib me dat
>>151213235is that show any good? i've liked glen powell in the couple of things i've seen him in
>>151213153how are those only misdemeanor charges fucking kek
>>151212883>>151212883that's a guy
>>151212996maybe we can swap him for hill and they both can be slightly less insufferable
>>151213248I like his smooth dance moves
>>151213212damn that boy retarded
>7 sacks (leads the NFL)>31 pressures (leads the NFL)Casa BonittoBroncos are going to have back to back DPOYs
What are the chances that Mark Davis sells the Raiders and the new owner moves them back to Oakland?
>>151213248Just two first overall picks having a chat
>>151213294Dude is Von Miller 2.0
>>151212760>the LOL-y roller
anyway 7 > 3
>>151213153Fucking up someone that old should count as attempted homocide.
>>151213265They know he's the past Santa Claus using a time machine.
>>151213279No ideaReviews seem to range from ok to good, so it's prob worth a watch if you like Powell
>>151213279its really good, funny and entertaining. kino television. feel good fun like Major League, but less campy and cheese, and more like the Replacements with good acting
>>151213297Tom Brady would 100% do it but Mark Davis is never selling.
>>151213153Really if I was an Uber driver I'd have a gun, not a little knife
>>151212996he's right. jalen overthrew the ball
>>151213316It's really like they cloned him. Same speed/bend and might have an even better ghost move. They even picked Bonitto with a pick they got from the Von Miller trade.
I like these Bills white uniforms. They should let the Bills wear these in the playoffs.
I hate my stupid fucking Bengals
>>151213297>>151213363There's a chance Davis has to sell the team when his mother dies. There's been talk he wouldn't be able to afford to keep the team with the inheritance taxes.
>>151213124>bustin cuckatini struggles in the redzone Wow...... Who could've possibly pointed this out more than 4 years ago??
>>151213372>turns his head for the ball at the 40>ball hits the 12ouch
>>151213329>>151213357sweet, i'll check it out, thanks fellas
>>151213124Not-him Sherbert
how does Dov Kleiman posts get so many (You)s?
>>151213400at least the defense wasn't why they lost
>>151213400Im sorry
Is Daniel Jones the 2025 CBPOTY?
>>151213282Brown people are allowed to attack whites without consequence, chud.
>>151213409the kiwi knows ball
>>151213428He isn't real. Only retards take that account seriously.
>>151213432Well their defense allowed a sleepy Detroit team to put up 37 so it's definitely the reason they lost
>>151213428love him or hate him he's a interaction baiting god
>>151212844U know the darker the skin, the lower the iq right?
>>151213452especially when attached to a man
>>151213363I forgot he is minority owner and since he's from Northern California, it's possible since the Raiders in Vegas experiment has been abysmal so far.
>>151213484Nothing wrong with a nice set of testicles
>>151213460you didn't watch the game. browning gave them excellent field position four times including a safety. the defense was actually decent.
>>151213428>>151213428Because this general is full of low IQ retards just itching for a trigger to post retarded opinions they already held
>>151213294Bro is on an absolute tear the last 3 games. Gonna be a fun race for DPOY this season lot of good candidates
>>151213124justints herbust
>>151213428zoomers
Hurts looked like a mushroom in his post game presser.
My Chiefs
>>151213533The run defense was good. The pass rush was solid. Everything else was not.
>>151213559mama mia!
>>151213559bro did NOT cook :laughing_crying_emoji:
>>151213297>moves them back to Oakland?Oakland is a shithole (all of Kalifornia is) while Las Vegas is perfect for the Raiders.
>>151213559he needs to stop wearing strange hats
>>151212725Based sneedster
>>151213559These guys really need to stop listening to what their stylists tell them to wear
>>151213595>(all of Kalifornia is)Spoken like someone who has never been there :^)
>>151213596he's got much bigger problems, namely playing the quarterback position competently.
>>151213596>>151213616Jalen is an 80s black guy
I didnt realize that niggles fans are such whiny bitches. Have they always been like this?
You think Bo Nix uses the N word in private?
>>151213622Based you tell em. us SoCal Cali boyz have to stick together bro people always hatin because they don't know SoCal
>>151213633you've got a great point there>>151213640he looks like he's gonna start breakdancing at any second
>>151213640did they like to dress up as italian chefs?
>>151213533>including a safetyTwo safeties but refball called Hutchinson's back.
>Jayden is back>Offense and Defense shines>Another W >mfw we're so back bros
>>151213559Lel what a tool. They embarrassed the chefs (no pun intended) in theb owl so he gets this one pass.
>>151213650>the eagles losing a regular season game is like winning the superbowl for youkwab
>>151213650Eagles fans have always been known to be really fucking loud and unhappy people
>>151213661The rest of america isnt New Orleans tier Kiwi dont need to be so afraid
>>151213661Shut the fuck upNorCal hates you
DEM BOYZ GOT CHEMISTRY
>>151213650they are by far the worst fanbase in the nfl and maybe even all of professional sports
>>151213678Now change the name back to Football Team but use the Redskins logo
The Giants ruined my Saints' draft position. Stupid incompetent fucks cant even beat a 0-4 teams. I hope Daboll gets fired and then raped by hobos as he's leaving the building. Dumbfucks.
>>151213719
>>151213714Tell that to the LA Niner cucks, they cant seem to get the message
>>151213676Dude is turning up the menace more and more each game
Rammies should be 4-1 >:(fucking butterfingers Williams
>>151213372he definitely stopped running, but that's probably as far as he thought Jalen could throw it
>>151213719its fun to play sports with your buddies :)
>>151213668he looks like he lets women dress him
I still can't believe we won that game. Other than Brady who was an anomaly I've never felt like a QB is going to win a game for us like I do with Baker. I love him.
>>151213714What'd you just say to me bro?? Dawg don't disrespect SoCal like that bro we throw down in the 213
should Sirianni take over playcalling?
>>151213622I visited LA where a buddy lived there (in Simi Valley) and the city was already a shit hole 15-20 years ago.
>>151213622oakland is shit tho, nothing can save it like the other cities. if gay area influence didnt dominate the state then it wouldnt be so retarded>>151213758thats mainly retarded beans, no LAfag would be a 9ner unless they have brain damage
>>151213777most of these guys do, the woman dressing him isn't doing him many favors though
>>151213781>gaped in new orleans
eagles players-only meeting when?
>play against DPOY corner>choose to throw the ball instead of running it with Saquon, maybe the best RB in the leagueIggles game plan was really that fucking stupid?
>>151213780Baker played great man. So many injuries with Evans, Mauch, Goedeke, Irving etc and he just keeps rolling. I'm so happy for him genuinely not just because he's a great player but everything he dealt with in Cleveland. They'll never live down trading him
>>151213787its not the plays, hurts is making bad presnap reads
>>151213107>More Wins**offer not valid in the playoffs
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>151213622I have been to commiefornia multiple times, it sucks ass. Also;>back to back FOOOOOOOMBLESFucking lmaoooI hope that australian nigga cashed out his bet
>>151213828>oakland is shit tho,Well yeah obviously Oakland sucks
>>151213719>2-2-1
I'm just a diehard SoCal Cali boy. People wanna hate because they don't recognize greatness ahaahaanot many places like SoCal
Vageno Smith SMDH
>>151213162
>Philly
>>151213882>black QBsThis is why Goff is so good, despite having the mobility of my grandmother.
>>151213678
>>151213950Can't wait for the Detroit rematch
Lol iggles
>>151213969Adam Rank is a retard but he cooked on that one
THIS STUPID FUCKING TEAM PROBABLY ISNT EVEN GOING TO DRAFT INSIDE OF THE TOP 5 NOW. I THOUGHT KELLEN MOORE WAS IN AGREEMENT THAT THE TEAM WOULD BE FUCKING DOGSHIT FOR 2 YEARS. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO WIN? YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT THIS TEAM WILL NEVER FUCKING BE GOOD AGAIN.
Good day of football, ngl
So Mark Sanchez tried to assault a random delivery truck driver?
>the eagles losing a regular season game is like making the NFCCG for cowboys fans
Who is going to hire him as their HC next year? Titans? Giants? Raiders?
Eagles are playing sloppy and Hurts has been ass for the better part of 2 years but I dont think Philly should be hitting the panic button yetThat being said, abandoning the run was catastrophic for them but if they want to make Smith and Green happy its entirely up to Hurts to read far better than his current level They won't always be as lucky as they have been against Dallas, KC, and Tampa
>>151214006this dude dated eva longoria and kate upton btw. biggest fumbler in history
Commies are getting a bit too uppity after beating >chorgers
>>151214029this entire narrative of "making them happy" is such fucking bullshit, they're both paid and both got extensions. shut the fuck up and block if that's what the team needs in the game. it's a nonsensical argument that lost them this game.
>>151214024Bengals
>>151214029Im unironically jealous that your team lost. Fuck the Saints for winning this fucking game. God fucking damnit.
>>151213719Dak running like he's holding a turd in
>>151213248
>>151213945partly. eagles bitch basic offense makes it easy for defenses to fool hurts. obviously hes never going to throw from under center but they could at least mix in some motion and play action to keep the defense honest
>>151214086Yeah honestly that's rubbing me the wrong way. They've both won rings and they're getting paid.
>>151214109Blo Dix beat the Eagles. I will no longer laugh at him.......for 3 days.
Being a Broncos fan is so fucking stressful. Every game this season besides the Bengals game has been down to the wire
>>151213969how is it that this Rank nigga is the one that gets these upsets right
>>151214140Didn't even turn the ball over. Wild.
>>151213913nevermind, pats fumbled it back to the bills on the next play
>squirts needs more lube
>>151214123Kellen Moore did, and did it well. Patullo is a fucking idiot. >>151214126It's a completely media driven narrative that shouldn't impact the playcalling but it obviously did. Saquon had SIX (6) runs ALL game. They were up in the 2nd half, run the fucking ball. I can't believe we're back to this shit again.
>>151214086its about the next contract. theyre losing millions
>>151214179>MFW that fucking leverage penalty against LA
>>151214099>he thinks im an iggles fan
This is pretty insane
>>151214109>blo dix
>>151214218who gives a shit about their next contract? they just signed new ones.
>>151213967>Can't wait for the Detroit rematchYeah, I can't wait either...
Jamarr Chase had 3 tackles today
>>151214195What in the actual fuck are those razorcakes uniforms?
>>151212668Anyone got the video of the fan melting down over DA FLU
>>151213305Dude, you're brown, we got it
Why is she so fucking cunty on X?
>>151214261DPOTW
>>151214195fuckin lol
>has an MVP season in your pathNow ever since a nigga was a seedOnly thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballinRidin' on these niggas 'cause they lameIn a 6-1 Chevy, still heavy in this game—can you feel me?Blame it on my momma I'm a thug niggaUp before the sunrise, quicker than the drug dealersTell me if it's on, nigga then we first to bombBust on these bitch-made niggas, hit 'em up, WESTSIDEAin't nobody love me as a broke niggaFinger on the trigger, Lord forgive me if I smoke niggasI love my females strapped, then fuck her from the backI get my currency in stacks, California's where I'm at - right?Passed by while these niggas wonder whyI got shot but didn't die, let 'em see who's next to tryDid I cry? Hell nah, nigga tears shedFor all my homies in the pen', many peers dead, niggaStill Ballin
>>151214285>on Xbecause she's probably a cunt IRL
>>151214244they care. or at least brown does. i think smith knows forcing the ball to him will put him in the hospital.
Trash ass division desu
I went from thinking we're going to lose our next 3 games and get BTFO by Detroit and limp into the bye week to now we're going to be 7-1 sitting at the top of the NFC at the bye. Can't wait to shit on Detoilet in Detoilet 2 years in a row.
>>151214285Is she a mahomo nutsucker or what? Her crooked sloped eyes make her look like a fallout 3 npc who should be wearing a trash can lid with dirty jeans
>>151214328Steelers walking ass backwards into ANOTHER 9/10 win season Tale old as time
>>151212760White guy would’ve known to fall on the ball.
what did he mean by this?
>>151214328How are the ravens so bad?
I still don’t know what an “illegal formation” is.
>>151214188Are the Eagles even known for having a good secondary right now?
>>151214238Remember when Colin Cowherd was saying how great Bo Nix was and how he was easily a Top 10 QB?
>>151214371Its just more effectively called the Tush Push
>>151214371>admitting you don't know ballembarrassing
>>151214328have fun going one and done yet again
>decide to play vidya instead of watching the bungles get btfo>check the score after>confused we didn't lose by 30Oh, so a lot of loins starters were either being rested or injured. That was nice of them.
>>151214329>we're>our>dumb frogpostermakes sense
>>151214262>What in the actual fuck are those razorcakes uniforms?Everybody copying the Lions.
>>151214366Whose job is it to prepare them?
>>151214364gonna be more getting spotted 5-1 in that shit division
>>151214328Desu if steelers make the playoffs, look for Rodgers be the reason the get knocked out by having a terrible performance. The dude is anti clutch in the year 2025 of our lord
>>151214371Its when you have Too Much Fun
>>151214225Broncos really would be 5-0 if it weren't for last minute penalties
>>151214368There's only a small minority blaming the injuries from what I've seen. Most fans have had enough of Harbaugh and pointed out how shit the defence played even in week 1 when we had everyone playing. I will say I never expected the offence to look so completely broken without Lamar. We've at least tread water without him in the past but today was next level dogshit
>>151214285She also married some ugly balding white dude that puts highlights in his hair.
>>151214405I'm part of the team, faggot.
>>151214441Henrys a useless slob without a complete offense making him the straw that breaks the camels back
>>151213305
>>151214421never been clutch in his pathetic, closeted life.
So Ravens and Bengals are doomed. Who takes their spots in the AFC playoffs?
kwab status?
Is Justin Herbert simply too much of a geek to get it done when it matters?
>>151212725I know niggers are retarded but HOW do they still do this all the time?
this team is 4-0?
>>151214492He's like Samson in the Bible, he shouldn't cut his hair. That's what gives him his power
>>151214490lmao
>>151212725AGAIN?
>>151214404loins LT and cb1 were out. goof was skittish the whole gamebrowning started to throw some non-complete dogshit passes to chase and higgins in the 4th
>>151214499it dey culcha
>>151214366Tua didn't do anything Fucking WRONG either!
>>151214514they beat the ravens, jets, dolphins, and saints lmfao
>>151214499He spent too much energy fucking my wife before the game. I apologize, I will only offer her to the team after the game.
>>151212770Pedo State
>>151214490Just moved up in the rankings for KWABOTY
>>151214492he's drunk on madison beer's pussy, it's affecting his game
For the first time in my entire life I'm actually rooting for the Patriots
>>151214579And they were lucky to beat 2 of them and let the Saints hang in the game until well into the 4th quarter. Their run defense is unironically fucking dogshit.
>>151214490Man we have some great kwaboty candidates
>>151214596Why? Pats deserve a century of darkness and disaster.
>>151214657I would put in Lamar Jackson, but who else is there?
>>151212668"I'm processing it poorly to tell you the truth, because I did expect to win right out of the chutes," said Pete Carroll after enduring his second-largest margin of defeat as a coach -- including NFL and college."
>>151214675Because I want all the undefeated teams to stop gloating
BUTTERFINGERS
'ders win
>>151214492he's le take the sack man #191039but yeah he just doesn't have that it factor, some guys just find a way, and justin's just not one of those guys.
>rams losing to 49ers practice squad at home>mark sanchez getting stabbed by a doordasher he antagonized and thrown in jail>eagles blowing a 14 pt lead to Bo Nix>tardinals tarding out in historic fashion>ravens being blown out 44 by the shit ass Texans offense>phins, giants, and raiders in generalGood week for retard ball
What happened to the people saying Caleb would be benched for Tyson Bagent?
>>151212917
>>151214724Whole game has been that so far
>>151212846Yeah he only needs 15,014 yards and 156 TDs to catch up with Rice. If JJ has the entire 14 year of Randy Moss after today he'll tie on TDs and 278 more yards.He's totally got it. No problems at all.
>>151214771I thought for sure Thursday was gonna be the worst, turns out we are just the first. Buffalel & Kansass shitty up next
>>151214690Burrow, geno, Lamar, sanchize, belicheck
>>151214595She left him for Jaxson Dart.
cardinals are 0-3 since this picture was taken
>>151214861Bro really broke out the JNCOs.
I blew a 28 - 6 lead in Madden. I threw 6 interceptions in the 2nd half and lost 52-31. Some Chinese guy was talking shit to me the entire time on the mic.
>>151214861I remember Cardinals fans talking all that good shit about how they were going to beat the Niners to take first in the division.They were so fucking full of themselves after beating terrible teams.
>>151213030Yeah, but then again every team is great until they play these Wions and then return to the mean.
Hey, the Ravens are probably going to have to win out to make the playoffs right?
>>151214826Goff-esque
>>151214905Ravens are missing the playoffs
>>151214894You deserve it. How do you lose a football game to the Chinese? They don't even play football.
>>151214894Still playing Madden in the year 2025 is embarrassing. I haven't played that shit since I was in high school 20 years ago.
>>151214595She looks a Kardashian, so it tracks that she is Fucking up his career.
>>151214894>you rike dat you amelican piggy?
Games just don't feel as fun when my Bears aren't playing bros. At least my Colts are looking dominant
>>151213706Kiwi only knows ball because he spends all day inside alone and friendless and socially inept because if he goes out he gets his shit fucking pushed in like a little bitch lmao. Even then, his faggot takes about how "elite" the trio of "never won a Superbowl Blo Dix, Gayker Midgefield, and >Goof" are incredibly low IQ. But what else would you expect from a malding loser in his mid 30s with no pussy or friends to his name?
>>151214487Assuming everybody else remains the same probably the colts
>>151214905
>>151214894KWAB
>>151214826Unreal bungling job by Darnold to bean the ball directly at a player's helmet when Winfield blitzed him
>>151214195Why are they still playing Stevenson?
>>151214970Now say all that without crying
>>151214970retard
is the AFC N cooked ong?
>>151214970very transphobic post
>>151214560Again, didn't watch, but if he's still completing 80% of his passes with 3 tds even without his left tackle we still suck.
Kiwi is getting assblassted in Fantasy, he doesnt know ball.
>>151214902>a lot of people don't know>*sob*>what these guys go throughevery team, right...
>fourth down is a closed fistAnd when the refs signal third down they use the english three or the german three?
>>151214970you cannot be letting a foreign 4chan shitposter live in your head rent free like this
>>151214930>still on 4chan after the age of 35 is embarrassing
>>151214970Saying he knows ball is...generous.
>>151215089the AFC is just bad
>>151215136>colts and jags are the best 2 teamsyou're not wrong
>>151215130he's a Flacco simp that doesn't count
He's played 5 games in his career and he's already a top 3 WR in the league.
>>151215136>the best team in the NFC is unironically the cowboysthe league is cooked, senpai
>>151214914If the Lions wear the black jerseys and those helmets during KC I will watch next week.
what the fuck is happening in this spaghetti bowl
>>151215089Steelers locked it like u lock ur clitty
>Another boomer musical bio picFuck me runnin'.
>>151215162Everyone expected him to be pretty good immediately but I don't anyone expected him to be as godly as he's been.
>>151214441>weAlso the team's also trash WITH Lamoron. You'll have to find a new QB of color to simp for because your banana man is so fucking mindbroken by Mahomes now it's sad. Choke artist of the decade, but I guess that's what you get when you wear your IQ on your jersey. Keep knowing ball though, dip shit, I'm sure the ratturds will get their championship after Lameme's NEXT contract hahahahahahaha
>>151215136>best team in the nfc gets suplexed by fucking bo nix
>>151215236>Everyone expected him to be pretty good immediatelyif that was the case he wouldn't have fallen all the way to #19
>>151215179There's at least 10 teams in the NFC better than the sois
>>151215250>fucking mindbrokenTurn on your monitor lil bro
>>151215250>your banana man is so fucking mindbroken by Mahomes now it's sad.It was pretty obvious this season that it was the Bills and Lions who mindbroke the Raven. The whole team, including Lamar, had already quit before the kickoff with KC.
>>151215290Lies.There are only 9 teams above the mediocre .500 mark the cowsoys have.
>>151215332Fucking hell there's a lot of shit teams huh
I know the Ravens players are flopping to get Harbaugh fired I just can’t prove it
>>151215162>>151215236he looked good in college, was kind of hoping he fell to the commies. Just got overshadowed because he was playing across from some crazy child prodigy>>15121527919 is very high for a WR, and his point was that people knew he was NFL-ready
>>151215332You're forgetting they got BTFO by the Bears though. There's 10
>>151215136The Colts and Daniel Jones are going to make the Super Bowl. The AFC is not a real conference.
What the hell was that pass? No one was there
Bucs at full strength beat anyone handily
>>151215305what did I say that's factually false? do you just simp for lamar because you might get gaped again next time a black guy sees you? duck behind the dumpster you cowardly bitch
>>151215351He means in the NFC, not the league as a whole.But yes, a lot of shit teams; including the Cowboys.
>>151215399Ita gonna be a Broncos Colts afc championship just watch
>>151215414Do black guys write a lot of essays?
>>151215410Lions/Bucs mnf is going to be pure kino.
>>151215373He said "at least 10" so my point stands, but good for the heads up as I would never remember there is a real "team" that would be beaten by the bears.
Allen doing SoFi stadium commercials is an embarrassment. Are they that ashamed of Herbert?
>>151215449when they're not taking your tight little butthole on Bourbon St
Shit Teams>Ravens>Bungles>Browns>Giants>Saints>Titans>Cardinals (my fucking sides)>Jest>Dolphins>RaidersAm I missing anyone?
>>151215446Bo Nix is going to throw a game losing interception, isn't he?
NFC teams that look like they deserve to be at the Superbowl>Lions>Eagles>RamsAFC teams that look like they deserve to be at the Superbowl>
>>151215464always glad to see that cunt taken down a peg
>>151215485The Eagles.
>>151215464anyone have that video of mina kimes doing the hulu ad
You fucking retard. Do you understand now? Do you understand now that you can't keep borrowing from the credit card to try and make the team competitive? Are you fucking done now? Are you fucking done? Do you want our team to be shit forever? Fucking asshole. Why would you keep trying to be competitive after Brees retired? Why are you so fucking stupid? Why are you so fucking hardheaded? You hardheaded fuck. You stupid fuck. Are you fucking done now? You cannot keep doing this. Have you finall- HEY! Have you finally learned your fucking lesson? You snivelling piece of shit. Do you finally get the message now? The team is fucking dogshit, you can't take anymore shortcuts. You have to endure the suck you impatient fuck. Do you fucking get it now? Do you want this team to ever be good again? Okay, now take your fucking medicine, you fucking fuck.
>>151215356why did Lameme give up?
>>151215493you forgot one
there are no clear cut elite teams and I'm okay with it. it's better than having a clear leader in the afc and nfc
>game hyped up as 2 of the best white qbs>3-3 semen slurper at halftime
>>151215538You're winning games that are too close against bad teams
>>151215538NFC Championship preview next week.
>>151215480Not only were they beaten by the Bears they lost by double digits. There really are 10 teams in the NFC minimum who are better than the Cowboys. The failcons might be better too but sadly they don't play each other this year.
>>151215534to preserve his QB rating duh. He probably would have thrown another pick or two if he stayed in the game against the Chiefs.
>>151215552Neither of these quarterbacks are white
>>151215257>suplexed by fucking bo nixNix played like dogshit most of the game. Broncos defense played an excellent game and the eagles sharted themselves on the margins.
>>151215551There are no clear cut good teams in the AFC. Even the Bills are choking right now.
>>151215485Chorge and Patriots are still ass49ers are ass but lucky Panturdsmost the league is still pretty fuckin bad
why do people keep saying the toxins are bad? they lost by 3 points against 2 of the best teams in the league and they've outscored their opponents 70-10 the past 2 weeks
My Ninies at full strength would sleepwalk to the Bowl btw [spoiler]and lose 20-24 to the Chiefs :([/spoiler]
>>151215493>lions>SBThis isn't going to happen. Sorry, these Wions cannot win until they actually remove Bobby Laine skeleton from his grave and re-hire him for a single game to retire as a Lion.
>>151215602>49ers are ass but lucky>luckyNick Bosa is out for the year and they're missing their top 4 receiving options. I wouldn't call that lucky.
I now feel hope for life.
>>151215552>>game hyped up as 2 of the best white qbsThe 2 best white QBs are in the NFC. Also Josh Allen is not white.
>>151215594I don't get it, does it have to do with the fact that Trico sexual harassment case?
>>151215640Saints or Titans fan?
>>151215608this might come as a shock to no one, but 99.99% of /espee/ doesn't know ball. That honor goes to the leaf
>>151215608>titans>ravensThey have the worst O-line in the league, it is embarrassingly bad and any team with a half decent pass rush would feast. These games are good confidence builders for Stroud but in their first three games the offense just looked terrible. The defense is elite, but that oline will continue to lose them games.
>>151215635they beat the Rams in a game they had no business winning. at the end of the day, Shanahan is still an S tier choke artist. you can pencil them in as sickalso I forgot the falcons. they suck.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS FUCKING AFRAID OF YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO WIN GAMES? NOW WE'RE PROBABLY GOING TO FALL OUT OF THE TOP 5 YOU STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLES, I HOPE EVERY STARTER ENDS UP ON IR SO YOU STUPID FUCKS WILL BE FORCED TO LOSE EVEN IF YOU DON'T WANT TO. THE SAINTS WILL NEVER BE FUCKING GOOD AGAIN FUCK THIS SHIT.
>>151215620>these Wions cannot win until they actually remove Bobby Laine skeleton from his grave and re-hire him for a single game to retire as a Lion.They retired his number and did an exorcism. The beef is officially squashed.
>>151215666Why the fuck would I want the Saints to win a game? I'm not happy, I'm fucking pissed at these dumbassholes for ruining the draft already. Stupid fucks.
>>151215683You still have a large chunk of dead cap next year.
>>151215683What the hell are you saying
>>151215156He also said Jalen Milroe is the steal of the draft and will be starting by November
we desperately need to trade for an edge rusher
>>151215707Did they summon him through ouja? If no, not a deal.
>>151215683>all those afc teamsOdds the bungles do NOT draft an olineman in the 1st round? 105%
>>151215683>Jest
>>151215683after the comedic stylings of Brian Callahan and one of the most embarrassing chokes of all time, the Titans are now only the 7th worst team in the league. Wild time to be alive. He still better be canned after being 1-6 post losing to Vrabel
>>151215681Why is it so hard to admit that they played well? I think if a team is this beat up but still consistently finding ways to win games (even the Jags game was very much winnable) that speaks more to how good the team is than anything.
>>151215739EVEN MORE REASON TO SUCK AND GET A BETTER DRAFT PICK. GAYLE HAS TO STEP IN AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE FAGGOTS TRYING TO WIN GAMES.
>>151215683>Ravenslmao
>>151215754but he's a running back
>>151215775Tanking doesn't work anon and it never has, building a winning culture is more important than a high draft pick. The Saints still suck and will be in the top 10, but I like that they're actually trying to win games instead of just rolling over like a lot of other shit teams do.
>>151215760Lol They'll draft a tight end or a RB
>>151215760>all those afc north teamsgrim
>>151215716Tanking almost never works. That said 1 win doesn't mean the Saints aren't getting No.1 overall>>151215754Yea I did. Probably going to be wrong about the by November part given Darnold is playing well but I'm still a Milroe head. Time will prove me right
Are the Bills actually going to lose this game? Are we really going to have no unbeaten teams after week 5?
>stopped watching tits game halfway through because it was so shit>somehow they won because of a retard circus interception fumble seems about right
>>151215754he apparently also thinks bouncing between a bunch of meaningless roles (and you know they're menial labor because no one with any shred of intelligence or marketability "works" in such a wide variety of fields) makes him a catch instead of a fucking welfare leech. fucking lmao. Kiwi doesn't even know life, much less ball. What a pathetic retard, even when he tries to gloat he outs himself as a loser.
>high IQ NBA enacted a draft lottery>low IQ NFL doesn't enacted a draft lotteryTanking is bullshit and the NFL needs to punish teams for doing it.
Bills struggling against the pats makes them frauds.
>>151215833YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT I'M FUCKING SCARED AS SHIT. THERE'S A CHANCE THAT THEY LEGIT WILL BE HORRIBLE FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS. I WANT A FUCKING FRANCHISE QB ALREADY.
I'm rooting for the refs now. This is their game, don't you dare try and make it about the two teams playing chuds.
>>151215890Pats aren't bad and its a div game
>>151215875we're not tanking to get a better draft pick, we're tanking to get rid of harbaugh
new in a few>>151215804>>151215804>>151215804
punish this bussy
>>151215875Anon teams that consistently draft highly are just terrible, there's no conspiracy they're just that dogshit.
>>151215760odds the bungles drafted olineman will be a high ceiling low production project pick? 100%
>>151215875It's not a problem in the NFL. One highly drafted guy isn't going to completely change a team. In the NBA, 3 top picks can turn you from trash into the best team in the league. Football is just too much of a team sport for 3 players to have that much of an impact. Otherwise the Jets and Browns would look unstoppable.
>>151215864I hope they do. The Bills schedule is so insultingly easy I want them to lose just so I don't have to hear they're the best in the league for the next month despite them not having played anyone other than a pre-Lamar injury Ravens.
I'm starting to think that Cam Ward sucks
>>151213563They've lost their last THREE against the eagles. Faggaloon.
>>151213622I live in California. I just saw an old white dude in a MAGA hat at the local In N Out. It's a shithole. Buying a burger shouldn't be fucking political.
>>151213873Their offense has been SHIT all year. They basically have 2 quarters every game with negative yards.Their D is the only thing winning them games.They won't even reach the nfc championship game
>>151213440him or CMC
>>151212760the funniest shit
Mahomes always looks kinda sad on a deep level. I hope he's okay.
>>151212725it's been 17 years since desean jackson, how in the fuck are people still doing this
