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Skubal v. Castillo

Tigers -155
Mariners +130
O/U 5.5 Runs

Detroit leads the series, 1-0
Broadcast is on FS1, 4K on the Fox Sports app
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>>151212794
Go tigers
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>>151212794
Wtf is this nerd shit???
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mariners >:(
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Tigers #grrw
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i'm in a great mood looking forward to watching more postseason ball!
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>>151212840
>not knowing ball
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Come on Mariners! Come back and go all the way!
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How many today?
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Anyone got a stream link? I actually paid money for the mariners broadcast this season but now all the sites I used to use have been nukrf
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>>151212908
However many it takes to win the game
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>>151212922
mlbwebcast
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>Padres humiliated
>Chargers humiliated
Mariners please dont humiliate yourself
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Tigsbros how are we feeling
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>>151212922
strikeout im
go m's
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>>151212848
i couldnt be more ready to lose
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>>151212794
t. newfag
Where do you get these lineup charts, they look really cool.
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>>151212894
>xwOBA
>knowing ball
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man i really don't like this booth
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>>151212959
statshombre
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I'm going to need Luis to outduel Skubal tonight thanks.
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>>151212959
baseballsavant
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right into your living room!
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>>151212944
going to have to hit with RISP at some point
not sustainable the way it's been going
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>>151212990
that's what you think
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>Kerry Carpenter
>plays professional baseball
?????
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>>151212944
I was buck broken by mid september
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>>151212961
...yes.
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Cmon tigers
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yeah this is going to be over quickly
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LET'S GO TIGGERS
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Imagine Cal's batting stats if he didn't have to spend half of his time training catching
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>>151213017
I'm still in the "wut" stage. I had little faith in them.
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It's so over already.
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>>151212971
:(
>>151212987
>its real
ty anon. May this karmic action made by you grant your team victory and the love of a cute white woman.
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23 pitches
Gg Mariners. We hardly knew ye
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>>151213079
kek sorry, i just love sending people on wild goose chases
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gonna need Castillo to get out of the 2nd with like 8 pitches.
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>>151212896
>>151212939
>be poodrepaco
>get eliminated
>root for another shit ringless team
kek
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I will not eat food if it has cilantro on it
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Is Cal Raliegh's ass fake?
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>>151213143
How can you be sure it isn't parsley?
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>>151213143
>genetically inferior
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Thankful to have a real zone
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randy slap!
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first man on!
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>>151213168
Parsely doesn't taste like soap nigga
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fupa skubal
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>>151213191
Oh you’re one of those? I love cilantro.
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Is Washington a comfy state to live in?
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>poobal
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dumperbros...
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>>151213191
cilantro doesn't taste like soap, you have a genetic mutation
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>>151213135
Mariners and Padres are MLB's official AL/NL broship. Get with the times bro
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>>151213240
I also dont smell the pee difference from asparagus. I am a genetic freak
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>>151213219
Very.

>but it rains all the time!
not at all. Doesn't rain at all during the summer, humidity is reasonable. Winters can be fairly cloudy but there are decent days of sun.
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A DUMPERIAN STRIKEOUT
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>>151213256
>I am a genetic freak
Freakzilla
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At least randy stole a base.
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>>151212794
this is a really shitty OP
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>>151213242
>muh Vedder cup broship
cringe and reddit
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My skoobs makin ya seethe?
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>>151213317
Good, the fewer people that see my shitty M's the better.
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>>151213256
i always think it is crazy how if I have one bite of asparagus my pee smells totally different
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SKKOOOOOOOOOOOOB
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>>151213338
Yes
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>>151213300
based first wwe shirt i bought with my allowance
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>>151213240
No it's awful, don't come here. It rains every day and da libs or whatever and the whole state burned down due to public unrest or something
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>>151213317
if i made a leaf mad, i did something right. thank you canuck bitch
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im goin to 90s taco bell you guys want anything?
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>>151213338
Nope.
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>>151213390
Mexican Pizza
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slopdown was cancelled
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>>151213300
zased
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>>151213390
bring back the cheap deals, I miss them
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>>151213390
yeah let me get some hopes and dreams, thanks m8
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>>151213390
number 7 with steak please. Baja blast.

I never noticed how symmetrical those buildings are.
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>>151213390
2 Chicken chalupas with chipotle sauce please
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>builds a time machine
>goes back to the 90s to have taco bell
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>>151213390
I enjoy a steak quesadilla with fire sauce
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>>151213390
i havent had Taco Bell in over a decade, should I assume it's shit compared to before like everything else
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>>151213457
problem?
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jfc they are not serious gg tigs I hope the jays don't gape too hard
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>>151213260
It used to rain all the time when the ecosystem was healthy, it changed due to climate change
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Very walk is an opportunity
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>>151213390
Fun fact: There is a Detroit style pizza place in San Diego that bought a old 90s era Taco Bell and didn't bother to remodel the exterior or interior
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LOCATE YOUR SHIT CASTILLO
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>>151213457
based
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they're talking about height.

How tall are you, anons?
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>>151213457
Fast food used to taste better
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>>151213469
About the same. Food quality depends on the race of the employees
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FAGstillo kek
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>>151213457
Let’s hear what the mink man has to say about this
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That's a ball :)
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>>151213469
>like everything else
Chains all became shit, yes. That was the profit model, make good shit, get your name in peoples mind forever, start skimping to keep growth up. I just go to local shops now. Its great.
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>>151213492
on my back?
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doyerbro here, monitoring the situation. Anything I should know?
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This is a comical choke by Seattle
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tighten up blue lets go
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>>151213549
Both starters are not being efficient
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>>151213556
This pitcher bloes
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>>151213549
Ohtani should be banned from the league
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>>151213549
I have to poop
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>>151213469
if anything taco bell actually has gotten better because they replaced their old meat which used to be dog food grade and their chicken cantina stuff is actually pretty good.
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>>151212908
batting is all in the ass baby
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>>151213549
You should leave
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Midgetbros…
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>>151213384
nice cope retard
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spiritual bunt
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>>151213549
Yeah always remember that its not across the street, its down the river.
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>>151213560
>>151213568
>>151213570
Interdasting, good to know thanks.
>>151213577
And go where? Detroit?
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>>151213602
sorry i included all the relevant info and lineups, faggot. i guess i'll do some retarded canadian shit next time like a basedjak
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>>151213620
Mexicans aren't welcome in Detroit
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>.680 OPS
I thought you idiots told me Baez was good again?
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Wow tigers blowing it with 2 men in scoring position haha crazy that never happens
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>>151213621
maybe include a picture that visibly identifies it with baseball
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This is fucked already.
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>>151213664
like a baseball emoji and two baseball lineups? fucking retard. kill yourself
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50+ pitches
Im thinking its over seattlebros...
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>RISP
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clutch strikeout
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>>151213651
How did you predict it??
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i hope a mariners fan shakes her titties and sticks her tongue out again
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rispgers
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>>151213620
Kek
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Shocked that worked out
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>flexing because you didn't give up any but are at 51 pitches through 2
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>>151213715
hell yeah brother
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>>151213745
No one's flexing. We're both making fun of our fraud teams
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I'm thinking of renovating my exterior with GenStone.
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>>151213627
There's a growing mexican community in the Detroit area, also people coming from venezuela and muslim countries.
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>>151213772
No he's doing his "I had a good inning" flex.
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>>151213680
>oh, like a baseball emoji (in the filename) and a bunch of blurry lines?
your concession is accepted
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>>151213796
>admitting you don't know what a lineup is
yeah, gonna have to ask you to kill yourself still
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baseball and football are pretty gay when you think about it. Everyone's constantly grabbing balls and everyone constantly hopes that their guy will go deep long and hard.
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Here comes a 7 pitch inning from skubs.
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>>151213795
kek
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>>151213820
the concession has been accepted
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>shoes
This booth is horrible
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>>151213790
You can do it when you hit the officially mlb ALCS same game parlay! Brought to you by draft kings!
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get fucked xheattle
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>>151213887
post suicide note thanks
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>>151213841
8, I was close.
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m's are cooked
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>>151213841
off by 1!
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>>151213923
post a better thread
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>>151213841
haha you're wrong there was 8 pitches
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>>151213940
>not 7
Is skoobs washed?
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Yeah Mariners are losing this game. And probably the series.
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>>151213954
Source?
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>>151213923
dear world,
I knew to get out when it was clear I wasn't worth the effort, so while I may be killing myself, at least I'm better than the mets.
xoxo
-anon
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my birds would rape both these shit teams
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>much etsy witch
KWAB
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>>151213961
how close were you to posting yours? let me see the image you would've used, friend
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>>151213975
LAKE FIGHT LAKE FIGHT
GO GO GREAT LAKES RANGERS
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>>151213975
lol if they lose this game its fucking over
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New Tigers Sweep here
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Where you all watching this for free?
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>>151213999
here it is
yaseethe?.jpg
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>>151214050
my uncle's directv account
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>>151214034
They lost yesterday, they're not beating Skubal
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>>151214050
Nice try clanker
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>>151214050
fix your grammar and I'll consider telling you.
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>>151214050
I have Sling TV
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Super hungover, I've had sex once and mastubated once
Does anyone else have this feel
I think it helps with the serotonin deletion
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>third worlders using stones to alleviate pain
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>>151214073
that's what i thought. please leap from the observation deck of the cn tower at once
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>>151214050
I have directv and let my nephew use the online portion in exchange for fondling his genitalia.
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Man this smells like another low scoring game, peak Marinersball desu
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Okay you can flex for that one.
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My tigies are taking notes from the mariners ABs
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what the fuck is up with this booth, seriously
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>>151214050
literally read 10 fucking posts in the thread and you would've had an answer
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poor mans livvy dunne in the crowd kek
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Great inning for Castillo to get his pitch count back into a reasonable range
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>>151214149
MY AL TEAM THE GRITTY TIGGIES!
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>>151214089
I'm white. Not worth wasting unnecessary words on brown chan when doyer monkeys can't tell the difference.
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I just dropped a shit in the toilet
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>>151214149
>ai slop at the ballpark
This asshole jinxed us.
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A good inning!
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>AI sign in the stands
sigh… gakt
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>>151214149
>AI slop
fits for a soulless franchise
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>>151214181
the new york yankees
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>>151214181
A nice, solid, post season Judge.
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>>151214149
the team has now lost the mandate of heaven
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could really go for a footlong hotdog right now
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>>151214260
same...
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>>151214260
of course you could you fucking fag
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>Detroit Lions
>Detroit Tigers
wtf was this intentional?
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homophobia in a mariners gamethread?
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>>151213627
>>151213794
lol fucking retards
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>>151214260
why are you posting on here instead of getting on the plane, Judge?
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>skubal issuing a leadoff walk just to rub it in
what a jerk
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the problem with the mariners is they have players like robles on their roster

he wouldnt make the big league roster for any other team in the league
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>>151214312
Red Wings, whateva happened there.
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>>151214173
And these doyer monkeys... Are they in the thread with us, right now?
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kek jp took out paddock
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>>151214312
yes
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>>151214334
nigga we got PARKER MEADOWS
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>>151214350
Pistons, whatever happened there?
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patten ded in the dugout omf
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>take pooddack out of the game
Thanks mariners
>>151214312
It always bugged me that the bears were a division rival because of the wizard of oz song
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>>151214372
motor city
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>>151214334
Can he pitch?
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I dont think livvy dun is that attractive
I just dont that's all
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Here comes DUMP number 1 of the postseason!
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gonna score some fuckin runs today or what
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>>151214502
*pprrrrrtt*
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Jesus, Cal.
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>>151214528
Not my M's that's for sure.
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save us big dumpster!
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Ms trying to jump on Skubal early and it’s not working.
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>>151214528
the earlier game used up all the runs today, this game will be 18 inning 0 - 1 kino
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>both AL mpv "candidates" are nowhere to be found in the alds
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>big dumpster fire
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why is the op so shit? first post of the thread btw. if someone else voiced this opinion it's a coincidence
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nice catch lmao
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Fix your shit, umpie
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dingler dinger right here
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>>151214687
It AIN'T lookin good! :(
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flyoutgers
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>>151214687
Better.
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>>151214726
Reminder that when you call cal raleigh mean names you're really hurting the Umpies he tricks.
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>its another skubal gets no run support episode
yeah saw this coming a mile away
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>>151214687
I'm still amazed he manages to wear a hat with as much hair as he has. Wears a size 8 hat, kinda impressive he gets it on there, you'd almost think they'd be custom.
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This game is a complete semen slurper, is it any NFL has way better ratings than watching this boring crap?
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does he throw a screwball?
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>>151214863
Your name is This game?
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Going to the concessions, you guys want anytblhing
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POLANCO
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Uh oh Skubal doo
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POLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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POOBAL
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AND THAT IS OUTTA HERE
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PPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBOMB
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P O L A N C O
O
L
A
N
C
O
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game over
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Fraudbal
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M's strike first!
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Fly Away!!
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They've gassed up this pitcher too much in the commentary. He was guaranteed to job.
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I went to take a piss and I missed it.
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kek SkuBITCH should go back to being a center!
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THIRD for MARIJUANAS
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>>151214912
let me get chicken tenders with fries and a bud light in a souvenir cup, thanks bro
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POLANCO CRAZY EYES MAFUCKA!!
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>announcers greasing up skubal right as he serves up a meatball
everytime
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still got some fight in 'em, m's aren't down yet
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Skoobie stunted on!
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>every team has a dugout toy
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M's struck first in game 1. big deal
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you're our last hope m's
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I can only hope the M’s bats largely being quiet means they’re due for breakout games in Detroit. Gotta win tonight tho.
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>>151215002
MLB is complete s0_y

real men watch NFL or UFC
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>>151215002
Doyers just throw sunflower seeds
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>>151214977
they've been total shit all game why stop now
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>>151214078
you were saying?
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need 7 from skoob
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>>151215024
UFC is competitive dry humping
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>get home
>turn on tiggies
>skoob gets poobed on
>turn off tiggies
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>>151215024
Baseball is unironically the white man’s game. Requires an IQ above 80 to appreciate.
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>>151215002
Who started this retarded trend
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>>151214858
You'd think they'd let him wear a snapback so he can be comfortable
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>>151215072
factual
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>>151215024
Children watch the NFL. Andrew Tate-watching beta males watch the UFC
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>>151215078
Social media probably. It’s easy content to show players passing around the macguffin
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>>151215024
And what do fags who spend their free time shilling their favorite homosexual concussion collecting hobbies watch?
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>>151215072
true and also why japs love it
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>>151213476
That's incorrect.
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>>151215078
>Who started this retarded trend
cubs with their strapon
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>>151214899
No its a skubal.
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>>151215078
college baseball
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>>151215072
Dominican Republic's average IQ is 78
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>>151215002
Ours is the only one that's actually based
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>>151215072
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>>151215149
And Dominican players fucking suck
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>>151215149
We take all the smarties for our baseball :)
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>>151215078
same dude who decided every team needs a team dance/shimmy/twerk w/e gay shit they're doing out there anytime something remotely positive happens
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>>151215176
Is that why Mariners are currently winning with like 7 of them in their lineup
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>>151215072
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>>151215081
don't think they make on field caps that are snapbacks, hats are an official part of your uniform don't think he could just grab a snapback off a shelf. there are uniformity rules that say they have to all be wearing matching pieces of uniform, maybe he could get an exception.
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I GOT HOOOOOOOOES
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You guys are watching this instead of Patriots @ Bills?
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that was a nice snag
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>more rispgers
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runners on the corners, xheattle
not looking good
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>>151215312
yes
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>>151215312
>watching 2 poverty franchises play each other in a 3-3 affair
no ty
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cant stay up gn
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Here comes Gabe to tie the ballgame.
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Lets fucking fuck these rainy faggots
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OH! You’re the Geico gecko!!!
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>>151215312
>BRO THE CENTURIONS ARE GONNA CRUSH THE BACON BOWL THIS SEASON
>HELL YEAH BRO YOU SEEN SHANASTY BODKINS? 6'4 270LBS RAN A 4 4 40 LAST FALL
>YEAH BUT HOW IS HE GONNA GET PAST DAVONKUS JACKSON? 6'8 450 LBS 7'3 WINGSPAN 40 INCH VERT AND HE CAN TRACE HIS ANCESTRY BACK TO SHAKA ZULU AND TUTANKHAMUN
>DUDE HE'S GOT SKIP NASH THROWING FOR HIM SKIPS 7'1 GOT 15" HANDS AND CAN THROW A SPIRAL 200 YARDS AND PUT IT ON A DIME
>AND HE'S GOT COACH O'SHALAYLEE BREAKING DOWN THE PLAY DUDE'S GOT A MASTERS IN BUSINESS FROM YALE AND 55 INCH CRANIUM
>EVER SINCE ARI LENDSTEIN BOUGHT THE CLUB WE'VE LOOKED UNSTOPPABLE DUDE'S GOT A 38 BILLION DOLLAR NET WORTH AND RECITES THE TORAH OVER 50 TIMES A DAY FOR THE PAST 70 YEARS
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>>151215312
I have that on a little tv and it's a slopfest
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>>151215367
I get more racist everytime this commercial airs.
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>>151215214
You mean the 7 of them can never fucking hit
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Can someone explain the ATT commercial with the office people in it? Who’s ’Bobby’ and why is he a door specialist?
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>>151214312
Actually yes: baseball and football teams back in the day would reference one another. There were once an NFL "New York Yanks" team, and the modern NFL NY Giants were based off the original MLB NY Giants.
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>>151215312
i stopped watching patriots games after they fumbled mac jones

bills are also boring as hell in division
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>Schpaia
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>>151215312
I can't decide which game to watch, both this one and the NFL one are boring as fuck
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i thought about the possibility of the m's choking this series and i grabbed my logan gilbert funko pop and threw it at my tv. my doggo came in to comfort me and i took my ichiro bobble head and threw it at his little tail. my wife is taking the kids to a hotel and i'm here cuddling my mariner moose stuffed animal until i calm down bros...
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kerry bonds time
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>>151215461
He can't hit lefties
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>>151215484
Exhibit A
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>>151215425
There were 2 St Louis Cardinals for a long time, and then the nfl team moved to Phoenix to forever be irrelevant
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Uhhh tigger bros? This was not supposed to be happening.
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Mo Bamba doesn't seem like a very Mariners'y song
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Better!
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>>151215401
The part where he tells the gecko to throw out all his liquids really strikes a never with me too
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>tigers leave 2 runners on base
Why can't this team score consistently
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sit th-SIT THE FUCK DOWN
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>>151215444
Based, got the house empty so you can enjoy the game. Keep up the good work anon.
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For me its Best Buddies
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>>151215503
>new tigers fan didn't watch last series
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I can’t tell if that was a no name retard or Kristen Schaal in that commercial.
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>ad aimed at literal retards
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New tigers fan here
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>>151215517
lots of shitty and/or inconsistent hitters
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>>151215502
Ah! I forgot about them. Likewise with the Chicago Cubs and the Chicago Bears.
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>>151215444
Understandable.
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At least Garver made them work for that instead of strikeout looking.
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Has kerry ever done that before? Damn lol
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>>151215502
NFL cardinals should relocate back to St. Louis
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>>151215609
It’s better to go out on more pitches against Skubal than a first pitch fly out
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>>151215444
pretty much the same, my wife went out on a dinner date, i'm hoping she doesn't come home until the morning...
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A CRAWFORDIAN bunt
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>>151215644
Mitch won't see Skubal again
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Is umpbaby Skubal getting umpbabied? Not watching
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>>151215573
Still time to pick a new team brother you will be disappointed
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>>151215679
No
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what the hell was that? kek
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>>151215679
Nah, M’s bats are cold
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nothing doin'
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>>151215630
Fuck that they should go back to Chicago
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DROP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW AND GET WENDYS
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Why does my stream site refresh the page by itself every 3-4 innings?
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We need the browns now more than ever
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turning this shit off, falling asleep
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>>151215774
probably to save bandwidth by making you click play again and making sure you're watching
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>>151215765
when deez nuts in your mouth
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>>151215791
but enough about sunday night football
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Tigs should get Skoobs some run support
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>>151215887
but that would cost our cheap fuck owner to spend some of his daddies money, we can't have that
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This shit has been boring. I'm gonna go watch MLS
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>>151215887
It'd be crazy if the tigs could do ANYTHING with runners in scoring position
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no offense tonight
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Yeah!
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>>151215987
none taken
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Cal dinger incoming
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SPEIER FIRE
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>>151215791
It's not even dark yet.
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>>151216018
It's 8pm anon, some of us have school and work tomrrow
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>playoff raleigh
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im too cool for school
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A BIG DUMPERIAN STRIKEOUT
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>>151216087
then why announce your leaving if you were going to anyway? drama bullshit
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Raleigh is a fraud who couldn’t make contact to save his life
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Polanco owns Skubal
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POLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOES IT AGAIN
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POLANCO
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HE'S DONE IT AGAIN
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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P O L A N C O
O
L
A
N
C
O
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SEE YOU LATER
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FUUUCK
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How in the fuck. It's like carpenter and yesterday's pitcher
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Double Dingers from Polanco
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Polanco really saving the Ms ass
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Mariners are winning tonight
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STUNT ON 'EM JORGE
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Fucking hell
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ITS THOSE CRAZY EYES!! LETS GO MSBROS!!!!
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Skubal is ok I guess but he's definitely no Yesavage
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that's 2 for Polanco and my Ms :)
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zoinks scoob
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i thought skubal was supposed to be the best?
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>>151214312
Kino. Stuff like picrel should be mandatory
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Wow 2 solo home runs the mariners sure are wcary
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who has better chances versus the blue jays?
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>>151216278
How would you handle Boston teams?
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>>151216285
8-1
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>>151216288
liverpool
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>>151216288
memeiners
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>>151216288
dodgers
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>>151216277
better than Fried
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what a trash game. needs more bing bing wahoos
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>>151216265
Holy shit I JUST made this joke
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>>151216288
I would say the Mariners just because they have a better pitching staff, but realistically the Jays shit on both of these teams
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>>151216288
Neither
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>>151216288
Who knows, they'll be facing the Yankees
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>>151214312
By this logic, the Saints should move to San Diego!
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>>151216288
probably neither. Jays looking pretty strong right now.
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>>151216288
objectively either should get gaped by them right now but mariners have the broken buck factor
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>>151216332
New Orleans Padres
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>>151216297
red and white with a splash of green. fuck the bruins
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>>151216332
if they want to become completely irrelevant, sure. san diego doesn't support their teams.
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I have taken a dump 2 time and both times Mariners have scored. You're welcome!
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>>151216285
No one has double homered off of Skubal in a game since 2021 lol
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>>151216372
gonna need some more coffee if we want some insurance
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>>151216372
damn nigga what did u eat
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>>151216372
Based leafy greens bro.
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>>151216288
1975 cincinnati reds (maybe)
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>>151216372
please buy some enchiladas for game 3 anon
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>>151216389
steak fries
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bastardo
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>>151216367
kek there's probably more doyer fans in san diego than padres fans
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>>151216372
Thank you, big dumper.
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Holy fuck a tiger got a hit
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>>151216419
We're making nonstop taco bell runs.
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What’s the difference between Bazardos and Manzardos?
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Please Eduard
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Skubal always chokes in big games
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>>151216437
>it was the 33 million dollar man
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>>151216454
His slider is on point, is it always that crisp?
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...6 outs.... can /we/ do it?
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The biopic Hollywood meta might be worse than the remake reboot era
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Skubal only shows up when it's a 10 AM game exclusively on Roku versus the Royals or something.
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>>151216478
He looks like a monkey
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>>151216486
worse than cape slop?
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>>151216477
Never that nasty but damn he has gone from the guy for losing to the guy for bridging in just a year.
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ED BOY!
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>>151216486
>>151216497
If you don't think Walk the Line is itself capeshit, well....
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>team I like not winning
I hate baseball
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do the Ms score more on the road then they do at home?
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>>151216486
>>151216516
>>151216497
licensed property meta????
we're gonna have a smash bros movie at some point
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did you see the decapitated tony hawk ad? jews have a real sick sense of humor.
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>>151216547
humiliation ritual
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Fucking retard threw the same exact pitch
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>>151216489
he literally dominates every single team in the league

he's given up 2 solo homers. he's pitched well today.
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>>151216542
they have a better record at home but a significantly better offense away. Julio in particular is an everywhere-but-t-mobile merchant
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why is it called the emerald city it's not even that green?
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>>151216429
No there aren't
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>>151216542
They have a bigger differential away than at home so yes
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>>151216489
That game was kino be polite.
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They're STILL wanking this motherfucker when he's given up two home runs to some nobody.
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GARVER SLAP!
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>>151216492
And there it is.
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Garver is the best worst hitter in the MLB
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>>151216572
>posts a photo that shows a city packed with trees, with endless trees to be seen beyond the city in residential areas
bad bait but heres a (you)
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>>151216572
It's named for the Emerald Queen Casino.
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>>151216628
lol that's a lot of trees to you?
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i wish baez was still ass
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>>151216618
you can leave this monkey sucking nfl whore out of my comfy baseball thread
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>>151216278
I was in Pittsburgh on a tour and the guide mentioned all the teams have the same color scheme and I was like holy shit I never realized it.
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>>151216618
>>151216661
wrong thread dumbass
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>>151216682
thank you i was gonna say the same thing but it will only embolden him even more unfortunately
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>>151216663
This reminds me how depressing early Cronenberg movies are.
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I want to have sex with the Brewers MILF in the MLB Shop commercial
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Please Matt.
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>>151216663
This is a retarded thing to argue about. Canada posters have had a chip on their shoulder all year.
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>>151216682
>>151216712
She's a hardcore Seattle Mariners fan though! She's supporting this Fucking team!
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They call him Bold and Brash
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>>151216698
did this cracker really not know that crackbaby is a racially charged term? sybau
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>>151216618
lol i'll never forget when this cunt set her simp army on me for daring to suggest that josh hader had matured since high school
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>>151216758
americans would have a chip on their shoulder too but they ate it
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Oh no.
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Uh oh, don't look now mariners bro
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>>151216698
Locking up crackheads for a long time is just a smart thing to do. Nowadays they aren’t locked up and just do things like stab women sitting on a bus and then claim they are insane afterwards.
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HOOOOOOOOOOOLD
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Do batboys "service" the players in the locker rooms like the water bottle girls do in the nfl?
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>>151216797
screencaps or it didn't happen
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>>151216837
yes but they get paid a lot more
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please no, not again...
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>>151216730
imagine her lager farts
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>>151216837
MLB teams got groupies for that
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>>151216837
What they dont tell you is that the BB actually stands for Bacha Bazi
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>>151216850
sorry m8 i deleted twitter years ago
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>>151216821
Here it comes
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>>151216698
God I hate it here but everywhere else is so much worse. I wish I was cool and young enough to be in a fun sports discord group
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>>151216698
this guy needs his ass beat so badly
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>>151216797
i would massacre 1000 simps to catch a whiff of her hapa snatch
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It's over.
NO IT'S NOT THANKS UMP.
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>>151216883
So Mina dunked on you hard on X and you deleted your account?
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Imagine getting punked by THE matt brash
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oh boy riley greene can't wait for this at bat
let me guess, strikeout
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who wins in a fight meijer or nintendo
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The Mariners are about to win their first home playoff games in over two decades!!
Woohoo!! Everyone congratulate them on this remarkable achievement... I'll start...

Congratulations, Mariners!
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>>151216572
it's moist as shit, moss grows on every solid surface up and down the sound.
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>>151216909
no i deleted when that fucking tesla faggot turned it into his personal playground
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WTF Naylor
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no ...... NOOOO!!
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2 guys on base
1 out
SURELY
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Lol
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please no....
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haha lol

pranked
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why didn't he just grab it with his throwing hand, what a retard
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>>151216935
Congratulations, Mariners!
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>>151216372
might have to take another
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brash gonna blow this isnt he
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>>151216939
lmao redditor
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>>151216572
looks quite nice, though I don't like the idea of having a motorway right next to the water
ruins the vibes
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>>151216935
Congratulations Ms! A well-deserved accomplishment.
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I'M TORKIN OFF
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>>151216987
nah i quit reddit in 2013
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>>151216988
it's to ensure motorway runoff gets into the ocean
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>>151216935
Congratulations, Mariners!
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>>151216939
Do you do everything based of the actions of billionaires or do you make a decision for yourself every once and a while?
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>baezelson
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>>151216987
elon ruined twitter for everyone except indian clickbaiters
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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It's over.
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TORKED
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRK
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Holy frick
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>>151217023
twitter was and is dogshit but it's better now because it's not a libcuck shithole
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
come on now
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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TORK TORK TORK TORK
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lets go tigers
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it's over
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>>151217019
dog he made it literally unusable. ai slop and ads for sex toys everywhere
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>>151216935
Congratulations, Mariners!
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Torkin that thing hard
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TIE-GERS TIE GAME!!!!
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>Marinaras
KEK
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Need new thread NOW
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BIG TORK FUCKS YA
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what a ridiculous hit
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Swept. Nothing matters. Can't do anything. I'm out.
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Torkelson is a Scandinavian name
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>>151217066
>>151217066
>>151217066
NEXT
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Seafaggle Chokiners kek
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO TIGERS
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>>151217073
I will bake
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naylor looks like such a massive mutt
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Dan Wilson is a piece of shit fucking retard for putting this fucking hack in to blow our fucking game
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>>151217082
I'd be cool if you non-british Europeans would make a league. You'd be good at the sport.
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HAHAHAHAH
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>>151216935
KEK FAGGOTNERS
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>>151217065
Ads are tailored to your browsing habits
>>
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