>Lap:#8147>Countdown to Charlie Kirk Memorial GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>151213157>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>new in this: 24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:208>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:219 (218 starts)>2025 WDC Standings:PIA: 336 (+12)NOR: 314 (+15)VER: 273 (+18)RUS: 237 (+25)LEC: 173 (+8)>2025 WCC Standings:McLaren Mercedes: 650 (+27)Mercedes: 325 (+35)Ferrari: 298 (+12)Red Bull RBPT: 290 (+18)Williams Mercedes: 102 (+1)>2025 WEC StandingsNOR: 1092.24 (+69.89)HAM: 1073.33 (+68.75)TSU: 1023.08 (+78.98)>News:Oscar missed the impromptu podium celebration for McLaren's WCC win, it's all finePapaya rules reminder: "It is literally one rule, which is don't crash into each other"Bunch of on-track battles were ignored for Lando's repeatedly failed attempts to overtake AmxMercedes 'surprised' by strength of pace as Russell wins easilyPetit Le Mans is next weekendGeorge stillstillstill doesn't have a contract for next year
afternoon lads
>Papaya rules reminder: "It is literally one rule, which is don't crash into each other"Okay, they crashed yesterday although lightly. What's the punishment for Lando?
>>151224394>Papaya rules reminder: "It is literally one rule, which is don't crash into each other"That's the rule for Piastri, yes.
>georgebooooo
death to m*rcedes as always
>>151224394>Bunch of on-track battles were ignored for Lando's repeatedly failed attempts to overtake Amxforgot to say that the 'new element' watching blames the couple-of-second-long showings of the drivers' business partners for this
this will sell our shitty watches
as a truecel I can no longer enjoy live formula 1 races with how much they shove driver's whores in my face
colapinto: I am still on the table
>>151224477do they and the drivers partner in whoring?
>>151224394>new in this: 24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 nice mkay
>>151224482he is?
>>151224482i love argentina. they are so proud to have an f1 pilot
>>151224464Well ... tits certainly won't hurt their sales.
>Verstappen was certainly strong on the streets of Singapore, but there’s also the nagging feeling that had he achieved the perfection he is capable of then winning from pole position might just have been possible. That’s probably an unfairly high bar to set, especially given he did lose a shot at pole to the turbulence caused by Norris legitimately being on an in-lap in front of him in Q3.>Verdict: A strong weekend, but not quite Suzuka levels. a man denied pole
>oscar will be confortable with this.png
Fun fact: this is still on the table
https://youtu.be/wDBVzRlqY6s?t=472they asked stroll for lift and coast, for fuel not plank
How come they never show Alonso's or Hamilton's partners? It's rather strange wouldn't you say? Quite a peculiar occurrence really.
>>151224536Imagine winning the WDC, WCC and WEC in a single year. Triple crown baby>i hope he crashes tho
>>151224536Sir Lewis will take back the lead.Believe in him.
edd
>invents DRS
>>151224554I don't think anyone has a chance of beating Lando.
>>151224546isnt melisa a journo?
>>151224562You have to believe, anon.
>>151224414>What's the punishment for Lando?sex with a woman
russell got wetter than his whore
>>151224083The actual top 6 is:Leclerc 2.2 mil (would still be comfortable 2nd even without Antonelli killing him)Tsunoda 2.1 milNorris 1.8 milBearman 1.5 mil (1 mil all from Australia)Doohan who is dead 1.5 milStroll 1.3 milTop 3 lowest areRussell 225.000Verstappen 225.000 Hulkenberg 342.000(this is after Baku so Russell has gone up a bit)So the "rookie" drivers crashing often thing is a meme. Schumacher, Tsunoda and Mazepin were the ultra shitters that created that narrative in 2021. Mind you that Verstappen and Bottas are massively inflated here because of others retardation. Chuck though i have no excuses. he's just naturally kinda retarded.
>>1512245409:58 both astons were asked for lift and coast, were they running less fuel?
https://www.f1-tempo.comfor the us anon from last thread, maybe its not the one you asked for, im not sure
>>151224588I find it weird Goblando never has pictures with his """partner"""
>>151224649I wonder ... is she a lesbian? They could be each other's beards.
>>151224649What are you talking about, Lando has plenty of pictures with Zak.
>>151224668She's known as the bike of Lisbon. Not a lesbian, for sure.
>lift and coast to save fueloh boy this will get ultra gay next year
What does he do ?
>>151224785people aren't ready for the engine to be revving at a constant 9000rpm. it will be really offputting to a lot of people.and you thought 2014 was bad
>>151224812sugoi anime hondababby driver, please understand
>>151224823time for turbodiesel train engineshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRGKdWP8pkQ
2007 kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)
Is it gay to want to come and go inside a masculine car?Is it gay to want to be inside a car that looks masculine?Is it gay to admire the looks of a car that looks masculine?
>>151224812the chink twink is used as a human fleshlight by RBR execs, pit crew, and max
>>151224106total mclaren death
>>151224950yesstraight men drive girly looking cars
>>151224929kwabmilt*n was groomed by Ron Dennis since the age of 12 doe>>151224950>sissyota>masculine
>>151224812Makes me think that maybe the Red Bull car is worse than it looks. >noo it's just magically designed to be undrivable unless you're MaxI reject this theory.
>>151224670as i said earlier, oscar doesn't allow zak to sexually dominate his anus like lando freely does, so zak and consequently all of mclaren clearly favour lando
>>151224929>Fernando Alonso's races with Ferrari until first podium: 1>Sir Lewis Hamilton's races with Ferrari until first podium: We are checking.
>>151225033>only took schumi 2 races in that absolute DOGSHIT F310 to get a podium>managed 8 podiums and 3 wins with it
>>151225005>>noo it's just magically designed to be undrivable unless you're Maxliterally just delusional fans coping when max destroys their favourite driveronly true in one sense, that being the magical element which allows max to be quick in it and the other drivers not, is just an abundance of skill
>>151225005This is why people want to see him in a Mercedes especially given how George has been doing and the regs next year. Red Bull has just haemorrhaged too much talent at this point that they have barely been competitive this year and absolutely won't be competitive next.
>>151225120
>>151225120where's your frog
>>151225067>irvine got a podium before schumi in 96
someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves
>>151225151yes and how many more did he achieve that year?
>>151225120>>151225155Kek.
>>151224482Those people are not white
>>151225165three fiddy
>>151225155I do respect him. Doesn't mean I like him.
>>151225151>Irvine gets the first limit break of the battle>yet it's Zell who pulls off a nearly endless combo and decimates Ultima WeaponFunny how that works, isn't it?
>>151224950pic unrelated i guess
>>151225271>zell lmao noone likes zell
>>151225310You don't have to like Zell to realize that he's the Michael Schumacher of FF8.
America next
>>151225317>he's the Michael Schumacher of FF8.he's the Ralf Schumacher of FF8*
>>151224812Yugi has to be constatly ranked as 20 to justify putting Amx anywhere else other than 1
Death to america and all americans
>>151225526Rude
>>151225500You must suck at that game if you don't know how to use Zell's limit properly.
Where's that good lad with the Edd's Greggs' championship chart? Alonso is at least P6 by now, no?
>>151225558>sporadic bursts of brilliance, but talks too and is annoying Yep, Ralf.
>>151224561stop inventing
happening.
>the reason why DRS exists is that kwablonso lost the WDC after being stuck behind Petrov for 60 laps and f*rrari went crying to the FIA about it afterwards
>>151225602>sporadic bursts of brillianceHe can literally solo the game with ease.What character do you think is the strongest?And don't you dare say Selphie and out yourself as a cheater. She's Hamilton.
>>151224561>drives six gorillion test kilometres in the McLaren before 2007
>>151225547Sorry
>>151225810Quistis
FF8 is a curious game. Every single character is cringe. Likeable, but cringe.
>>151225931Versatile, but ultimately more of a support role, and way too costly. Barrichello.
>>151225810Squall, duh
>>151224812Make Edd Straw seethe
>>151225985https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3_lVSrPB6w
kek even are alonso is seething at the tv director yesterday so much so he returned to xitter after several monthshttps://x.com/alo_oficial/status/1974953489760674102
>>151225985Really? Squall is so fucking vanilla. Can only deal high damage with his limit way late into the game.I mean, he's better than Massa-tier. But nowhere near Vettel or Lauda. I guess I can give you Räikkönen. Fits his personality as well.
So who's getting shot at the us grand pricks?
>>151226112Yuki Tsunodaby Zhou Guanyu, nothing really to do with it being in the US though
>>151225952All teenagers are cringe.
>>151226127Is Alba cringe?
>>151226112the orange man (Lando)
>>151226143idk but the way she gets posted here is
gimi
>>151226119You know that the golden emperor of peace, prosperity and progress can not be touched by human weapons.
Ayy lmao.Rebecca Donaldson.
>>151224482Max may be the GOAT but he will never have anything like this
>>151226112Hamilton, when one of his ridiculous outfits gets him mistaken for a rival gang member.
>>151226226he has something significantly betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBJCgrrQhx4
>>151226203She was much better looking before ayylmaofication.Many such cases.
>>151226292All the cases
>>151226292sure thing, Igor/Grichka
>>151226277Argies are having funthis is slop
>>151226396>this is slopKANKER OP KANKERMONGOOL
>>151226164good post
>>151226034cheeky bastard>i got voted dotd, must be because of my radio call, not because of actual racingand he was right
>>151224482This needs to be heardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db-iyoR3lzw
>>151226034For me? It's goblino's mom or ""partner"", chuck/proudy's or son of law's gf.They just rotate these 5, with a sprinkle of garage randoms and "celebs".Why is this?
>>151226509argies, explain
>>151226509
>>151226509Jacques Villeneuve looking good these days
>>151226509I kind of wish I hadn't
>>151225819six million or six thousand, it's still an tragedy
>>151226509jajajajajaja
>>151224394>Oscar missed the impromptu podium celebration for McLaren's WCC win, it's all finekek
oh say can you see
>>151226509pitstop boys been real quiet since this banger dropped
Murrica next
papaya a shit
free of the land
>USA nexthttps://youtu.be/P--ylJVx8HE
>burgerland next
>>151226509what the fuck is this fucking shit
>>151226509the argies silence on this is deafening
brave of the home
>>151227028go crazy go stupid
me when the max goes max me the when max the when pole goes position
R JORJ will win the WDC and still not have a contract
>"okay lets do a group interview, guys">this body language and positioningVolumes...
>>151227035more people (and ostriches) were at the ostrich festival
what /f1/ needs is more sassy black women who don't need no mclaren man
/biz/ idea: less downforce
>>151226509Honestly, I've seen worse.
>>151227122Lando doesn't look like he has too many friends on the grid
>>151227122he likes lando even less than princess george, and that's saying something
Crazy how your cultures are so superior and yet you are completely at the mercy of the USA for the the past centuries. Weird!
>>151226509They never recovered from losing the Falkland Islands.
>>151226509https://www.youtube.com/embed/IBZ6fg84Qcgfella used to have a tiktok but it's gone now
mondo cool
>>151227288>https://www.youtube.com/embed/IBZ6fg84Qcghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBZ6fg84Qcg
>>151227259but you are literally us just with added blacks and mexicans
>>151227300we all had a good laugh at that one yesterday
>>151227300>ICE license platechat what did they mean by this?
It will be remembered
georgebros.. what is he looking at?
is george a gay
>>151226509>>151227079I'm overjoyed with pride. Those are absolute bangers
>>151227346wasnt dragonite a spanish normie meme?
>>151226536when in doubt, taxpayer money
>>151226509i don't understand spanish
>>151227303
>>151227402
>USA next
>>151226509For me is yayo y el quarteto obrero - te voy a romper
>>151227442post her penis
Jensen butthole
>>151227460imposter
>>151227442>fake tits>fake woman
>>151227489
Pisstree status?
>>151227442filthy coalburner
>>151227459pozzed?
>back to back champions! good race, tough race, thank you for uh-how do you respond without sounding mad?
>>151226509AI must be stopped.
>>151225033Let's go for 20, Team LH
>>151227578she will be after i fuck her up her bussy
>>151227610yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnTwMcHcWVM
I wanted Max to win but now I want Oscar to win even more
>the globohomos really ranked the guy who finished 7th with the engine that won the wcc with 6 races to go higher than maxthey're dying on the medshitter hill, aren't they
>>151227724so yuki should impregnate checo's wife in mexico
>>151227329he is kneeling before the goat
>>151227716I'd be okay with Oscar winning only if Max still bumps Lando for P2 in the championship.
>>151224561QUE GRANDE ERES EL CREATIVIDAD
>>151227724TotalTsudokuDeath
dude, he is dying in the cholesterol hill
>>151227329the crotch of a guy who fucks
MOST MASCULINE AUTOMAKERS RANKING1. Dodge2. Honda3. Chevy4. Lamborghini 5. SuzukiPOWER GAP2000. Ford2001. Nissan2002. ToyotaPOWER GAP10001. Ferrari10002. Peugeot 10003. Renault10004. MercedesPOWER GAP999997. Hyundai999998. Kia999999. VolvoPOWER GAP10000000000. BMW
>I'd be okay with Oscar winning
>>151227891where he going
>>151227861GWM, chery and co. so masculine they don't make the list
>>151227934they are in the power gap between Suzuki and Ford
>>151227861>4. Lamborghinii dont know anyone that owns a lambo with a cock bigger than an inch (3cm)
>>151227959weird that you know intimately about those guys (or girls) cocks, but maybe you should look somewhere else while you’re in the sauna Pekka
>>151227861honda attracts vaping twinks wanna be thoughboys who are just fembois in denial and weebs.
Piastri right now
>>151227981listen I just always wanted a lambo and when I had some money I got it get off my back
>>151227924Hamilton straight
>>151227861>Chevy>Masculine>Owned by closeted homosexuals who project their faggotry onto Ford fags and the like>Liquidated most of their cars and their parent company tried to rebrand itself into an EV companyOk retard. Chevrolet is a shell of it's former self. Dodge is cool again because they brought back SRT V8s + the Hellcat.
>>151227861>Dodge>The company that specifically markets their trucks as being the most luxurious, only has a faggoty dial shifter, and doesn't offer single cabs>Masculinelmao
wdc, can he do it? yes or no
>>151228051McLaren won't let him.
>>151228028>feels the need to grip a long, hard rodWho gives a shit about the shifter in an automatic? It's all electronic anyway.
>>151228028that is horrific. manual tranny or nothing.
>>151228051Yes and he's going to behead Zak Brown
>>151228082I've never met one named Manuel but there's this>>151227518
>>151228028>muh luxury trucks>implying Ford, GM and even Toyota doesn't do the same shit with their trucksReal trucks have manual transmissions and gone are the days of trucks with manual trannies.
>>151228004Only one? Are u poor or something?
>>151228112next youre going to say real cars have manual transmissions like a total boomer faggot. go on and say it, i know you will you old stupid fuck
>>151228153You mean millenial anti-theft
>>151224536>[current red bull second driver] is exposed!!1!eleven!do you guys think that good drivers get in that seat and just become retarded?
>>151224482I'm still not certain, is that actually colapinto or just a guy dressed up as him?
>>151228223>I'm still not certain
>>151227861Audi isn't even on this list because it's been so overrun with brown faggots
>>151228112At least the rest of them have options to get trucks without all the faggot shit. with Ram the faggotry comes standard.
>>151228223it's him, this is the kind of shit he does instead of getting in the sim
max isnt winning schizos
>>151228326true but it's fun to pretend he will
>>151228051After Singapore its 50% chance now
>>151228326But I don't like McLaren
>>151224394HOLY FUCK! HOLY SHIT! WOW! Even the NORMIES are waking up to McLaren's bias in Lando's favor.WOW!He brought in the RECEIPTS!Even the MODS agree with it!It's OVER!https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/1nzdv3y/why_piastri_fans_are_rightfully_upset/
>>151228326TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>every time I bet money on someone winning, they slipshould I put my money on oscar?
>>151227891>snapdragon>steering snapsKino
>>151228399What is this, diatribe for ants?
>>151228399calm down
>>151228279All trucks now a days are faggot ultra tech-shit no matter the trim or cab configuration. Much like the Ram you literally can't even get a single cab Toyota Tundra anymore. The Ford has that gay fuck huge screen implanted in the center dash no matter which trim you get. And Chevy/GMC inserts to much trivial tech nonsense into every fucking truck they make. Bottom line, they're all gay faggot shit for wannabe farmers and rednecks.
I'm not reading all that
>>151228403pole and win next race if you bet on him
Papaya rules for thee, not for me.
>>151224587>What's the punishment for Lando?>sex with a woman
Guys you have got to see this chick. Prepare to fall in love.https://youtu.be/5bUIXCmuA5s?si=nbnsUZPeWK8u-XvZ
>>151228522The perfect food to take with you to a desert island, it'll keep you alive for days
I like the Walker Texas Ranger/Twister generation Dodge Ram tbqhwyfamalama. They only peaked there. (SRT -10 Ram is cool too, and it's manual)>pic related Dutchfren's old company Ram
>>151227891Uncharacteristic mistake
>>151228549The relation to FIA Formula 1 World Championship?
>>151228575Meant to type "Deutschfren" not "Dutchfren". Sorry
>>151228583None
>>151226509Same 1 fucking beat for the entirety of this area
>>151228549Sorry, men only like Asian girls in 2025. You're free to DM her and you'll get her easily, no one else in the world will, we're too busy chasing asian women.
>>151228630Yellow fever is a crippling mental illness.
>>151228666nice try satin
>>151228296I can understand that drivers prefer to do other stuff rather than "driving" a car on an overclocked ps5
>>151228623Google Maps has a bias because they do list out certain countries. For example, Mexico, Argentina, Peru, Chile, Dominican Republic and (God forbid) Haiti. Puerto Rico is there because it's United States territory. Google is xenophobic.
>>151228399Could you make it a bit smaller, I can still read some of the text
>>151226509>>151228623Spic music is the number one main reason I can never stay with a brown girl long term. That shit fucking sucks and they have it on 24/7.
>>151227300
McLando F1 Racing Team
HERES HOW MAX CAN STILL WINPIASTRI AND NORRIS RAM EACH OTHER FOR A DOUBLE DNF
>>151227571>mate guarding tranniesfinngolians are strange
>>151228912No he's right
Singapore GP 2026 will be a better race than this one and 2024 combined. Calling it now.
>kwablonso literally hid in his basement for 2 (two) years because he was afraid of pozrris, he only came back in 2021 because he thought he could beat ocon (he got shit on)
>>151228666Know everybody knows you're not a white man
>it's not race week
>>151229155gimi a race
>>151228630>men only like Asian girls in 2025>in 2025you're 10 years late anon
>>151229165https://angelthump.com/gimithere's gimi races for you
>>151228623>low res and unlabelledrude
>>151229108The flag made it obvious.>>151229187He's Jewish
>>151229187Forehead kisses on a girl that likes you is extremely dangerous. That bitch will NOT leave you and might go full stalker if you fuck up (or if she decided you did)Be careful out there bois.
>>151226509>argies do this when they get a shitter in F1 whose future in the sport looks increasingly uncertain>finns shit on bottas until he's suicidal because he only wins races instead of championshipsthis is SOVL and i'll die on that hill
>>151228761i want to suck those fat mommy milkers dry
If Piastri obey team orders one more fucking time im 100% convinced Norris will win WDC.Choose Piastri. Being a GOAT (But lose McLaren Seat) or Being a C uck for the rest of your F1 Career
>>151229357you will. but they will also deflate. can't have your cake and eat it too
>>151229372Drawings of Lain are not F1 related.
>>151229372he has already been anally sissified by lily through repeated, aggressive pegging so he will take the cuck route of course
Lando Norris is gay
>>151229408
>>151229372No way ps3 doesn't start driving for ps3 here on out, this might be his best and only shot at a title, it would be unfathomable levels of cuck if he still bows to the goblin.Best case scenario: they repeatedly crash and Max WDC :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZQSsijBHi8motherfucker was a decent 3.Bundesliga player as welldeath to norris
>>151229108As a white man I only sex brown women.
would it be physically possible to fit Edd into any current or former formula 1 car? meaning is there any way to design a seat and leg space big enough for his morbidly obese frame?
>>151229504Literally no, Clarkson is downright thin compared to him and even he had trouble fitting in that fake F1 car lotus built for rich guys who don't fuck their wives.
Its painfully obvious Zak favors Norris. Even Toto hides it back in 2016 Hamilton Vs Rosberg
>>151229521>>151229504>https://youtu.be/WOpSeVjdRzcThat shit was great.
>>151229554Nah I'm talking about this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VJ_bKYrfWg
>>151229469Brown women for low class white menAsian women for high class white men
>>151229579Oh yea. I remember that one. Clarkson sure has grown a gut since even then.
>Max winning his 5 WDC at Abu Dhabi 2025 by 2 points difference
>Oscar Piastri when losing WDC
>>151229521>>151229554grim
>Lando Norris crashing at Brazil GP
>>151229671jej
>>151228860...TWICE
no one tell medshitters that max will be wdc if he does what he did in singapore for the remainder races
i have a friend who lives in the town where the schumacher villa is and apparently schumi has been in a 12 year scat-gooning-induced trance state and his family made up the story about the skiing accident to save his reputation
>>151229830actually more believable than the official story
>>151229830Daily reminder that Jenson Button got away with hiring a dominatrix hooker and no one ever talks about it.
mystery nigga
>>151229897>got away withits not a crime you can just do that
by 2040 every driver will be non-white
by 2040 Australia no longer exists
>>151230044Thank god, robots will replace all the pansies we have now>>151230064Thank god, robots will replace all the pansies they have now
by 2040 every driver will be a cum addicted twink
>>151230088you mean 2025
by 2040 Edd Straw’s gravitational field will measurably affect races
It's race week, get off your couch
>>151230088>>151230064>>151230117The good timeline
>>151230137lil bro is NOT allowed that close to a playground
by 2040 the entire western world will be a muslim wasteland
>>151229830uhhh based Schumi??
>>151230230>will be?
USA next.
>>151230230bro saying this like australian isn't already 75% infested with em
>>151230312https://youtu.be/NFutge4xn3w?t=134More inbred than baked flour
one of the /f1/ threads latelythe fuck happened?
>>151230539papaya posting
>>151230539this is what happens when /ourlads/ mclel doesn't win
>>151230539Women
