Blues Edition Last time on hocgeneral.com >>151212089
F L A M E SLAMES
we do call those that here now
why did he leave 5+ million on the table, is he stupid?
>>151225455Approved
money isn't everything
>>151225473i would rather work 80 hours a week for minimum wage than be given 5 million no strings attached
McDavid and Matthews are both UFA’sIn 2028
>>151225488Go back to LinkedIn
>>151225485uh huh
>>151225473Free agent at 31 with the cap significantly higher. He'll make more this way and have a better chance to win
Mcdavid is a such a bitch lol
>>151225498Same agent apparently >>151225512Dialate
>>151225512Many are saying this
>>151225473he wants to win
>>151225485I know but having it is.
>>151225523he knows by 2028 the cap will be much higher than it is now allowing for a bigger payday
>>151225523Troon
McDavid just did the Stars a solid. Much easier to negotiate Robo and Harls contracts now.
The ice is set. This is the moment where every Canadian must give all their strength to the Oilers. McDavid leads the charge. Canada - rise.
>>151225546then why did he re-sign with the oilers?
>>151225577Because the next 2 stanley cups are rematches
I shall be watching the Blackhawks and panthers and then the rangers and penguins game, which will be FUCKING SHIT HOCKEY GAMES
>>151225455who's the guy here who annually pays for the hocgeneral.com domain?
>2 yearsHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>>151225594I can’t watch the first game since I’ll be waging
>>151225597he is both a gentleman and a scholar
>>151225576t. Chatgpt
>It's the Last Day of the off-season
>>151225598yes? what's wrong with that?
Excited to see Dylan spin a 0% aav increase as a disaster for the oilers lol
>>151225599Gary starting the season at 5pm on a Tuesday is fucking dumb.
>>151225607He could’ve gone anywhere. But he stayed. Two more years — not just for Edmonton, but for every Canadian who still believes. McDavid’s not done. This is the last stand. This is our moment. Canada — rise as one.
Goddammit I fucking hate chatgpt
>>151225597The richest /hoc/ poster
>>151225615The teeny tiny timeframe is a disaster for the oilers but the price is a steal. Smart and fair play by McDavid.
I thought the NHLPA was against players giving these sorts of discounts.
>>151225620>Gary giving a little something extra for the NEET community always working on another angle, that Gary, no idea where he's driving to
>>151225608For me the season doesn’t begin until my team plays so that’s not until Thursday
>>151225612soilers have two (read 'em 2) years to win the lee or mcdavid is fleeing for balmier climes! (draisaitl too probably) best part is, your goalie is litreally poo skinner JEN
>>151225651Registering a domain at godaddy costs what, 20 bucks a year? And the server seems to be a simple cloudflare function that probably cost 50 cents a year to run. So he is a generous gentleman, but not necessarily rich.
>>151225679>the "hands over the ears and screaming LALALALAIAMNOTLISTENING at top volume" strategy cheap and clever
You think this is about a simple contract extension? No. This is a man on a mission. And he has just placed his allegiance - victory. The Chosen One has renewed his oath to the North. Canada - mayest we never falter Him.
>>151225641I dislike ai but I like having someone to speak to about my old man
Currently eating boneless buffalo chicken bites with Trinidad scorpion pepper sauce. My marner later is going to be brutal.
>>151225668mcdavid should've signed for $9.7m greedy zoomer
New away jersey looks fantastic, maybe best in the league, but I think the home jersey looks like a pyjama.
>>151225763i think you're a bit biased, sven
Who are the tallest goalies in the NHL right now?
>>151225724yum
>>151225696>he gets to run it back with the same team that reached the finals twice>he gets to do whatever the fuck he wants afterhow is this a bad thing?
>>151225791Think Fedotov is the tallest at 6’8
>>151225563It’s a pretty obvious outlier that agents will throw away. Kaprizovs deal is obviously the blueprint for these guys.If anything it makes them more likely to flee east. The stars know the oilers have their number.
>>151225799I don’t think the Soilers make the finals this year though.
>>1512257993 times actually
Aside from NHL Player Safety reaction, the league office also has concern about how things played out with Lightning/Panthers to end pre-season. Multiple league personnel have been in touch with both clubs, I'm told.
LMAO
>>151225818>Kaprizovs deal is obviously the blueprint for these guys.Imagine being THIS retarded
>>151225825yeah but trying to predict the future is approaching schizo territory
>>151225840It’s just probability. Doesn’t seem probable they’ll make it back again.
>>151225708we know who are most humourless poster is now as well
Canada is becoming a baseball country now
>>151225696You mean three years considering the oilers season would be an absolute zoo if we had drug out the negotiations
Gary Buttman hahaha
>>151225854That’s superior than being a soccer or basketball nation
hairy buttmad
>>151225825Who beats them?
>>151225878Whomst?
>>151225878so many aspects of this post make me angry
>LATE OFFSEASON NEWS Wayne Gretzky has reached a multi-year extension with TNT. WE’RE BACK ON THE AIR THIS WEDNESDAY Is he going to show up more than once every other month or whatever?
I may have to drop marner in the office shitter
>>151225848you said this last season then were proven dead wronghow many times do you need to be wrong to feel bad about it?
>>151225891Biz is funnier
>>151225881Skinner. Despite their best efforts he singlehandedly takes their team down.
>>151225903Retard
>>151225899Soilers regressed last year from the year before and they’ll regress further even this year.
Yeah bros I’m dropping marner on the clock
>>151225896if you work at an office and don't exclusively shit there on company time you're living a lie
>>151225910his antics with Marchand are funny
>>151225904They beat Dallas quicker actually
>>151225852
Stars really be rolling in with their mid ahhh goaltending
>Nurse and Frederic contracts>that goalies tandemHow the fuck did McDavid look at this and go "Yep, this is a team I'm willing to take a pay cut for"?
>>151225916Oilers top 6 is really not good. They lost proven, gritty playoff players like Kane and Perry while adding young undersized forwards.I think they'll do better in the regular season and worse in the playoffs as a result.
I think Connor McTimid did not want headlines or a big show day for his contract re-signing, but the media are hungry, slavering dogs, and can't be satisfied or quenched >that's what I think, unsolicited though it may be
>>151225903Biz a fag
>>151225950Seethe
>>151225916>making the scf twice in a row is regressionthis from the loser who lost to themsuch cope
Canada - this is our moment. Our last stand. McDavid has given us an out. We know exactly how much time we have left to win the Stanley Cup.
im thinking connor mchabitant in two years time
Stars can’t beat albertan teams pathetic
>>151225950He's a pussy.
>>151225466Hoob is a FA in our league (shocking) thinken hmmm worth stashing on IR+ while he's DTD? I dunno, mad sus.
Imagine if Crosgod won another Stanley Cup before McMeme.
>>151225935And got pounded and humiliated by the panthers quicker and in more spectacular fashion. Also a big component of Soilers getting there at all was their power play but you just lost your special teams coach to Dallas. You have the former failure Kraken special teams coach in that position now and even in preseason you see the regression. 3 pp goals in 8 games? Rough
I imagined it
>>151226009>we lost you the oilers (again) but it doesnt count!this is delicious cope
>>151226009Preseason doesn’t matter and Glenn guzzingballs sucks lol
>>151226015
>>151226015do finns have more neanderthal dna than the rest of europe?
>>151226004>BAH GAWD THE NAME ON THE TROPHY DOES SAY CROSBY!!!>BUT WHOSE TEAM IS HE ON???
You have to give it up to McDavid for taking such an insane discount. Unfortunately the ~4m saved by him being so generous isn't enough to make a difference on that roster. Prices are so inflated now that 4m barely gets you a 3rd line player.
what's the funniest move the oilers could make with the money they saved
>>151226038>Thinking last season counts towards this season lol>>151226047>Paul McFarland is better Said no one ever
>>151226009Oilers beat the stars on sticky 5v5 play last yoffs
>>151226004Imagine if he won a playoff series in the last 7 years
>>151226082>things will be different this time cause the stors defence got worse!kwab
No milly dilly
>>151226091>>151226094>it’ll be just like last year So you’ve already resigned yourselves to another cupless season then
Bad things your team did last season? RelevantGood things your team did last season?Irrelevant
>>151226117i dont play for the oilersbut at least you've come to terms with the fact dullass aint making the scf
so just read that fourth liner Scott Laughton is injured (again), and was gobsmacked to find out the laffs traded (wasted) a second round pick to get him. Wtf are they doing???
>>151226122So what’s your teams biggest achievement then? Beating the Stars or getting raped by the Panthers?
>>151226129getting raped by the soilers is best outcome dullass could hope for
>>151226123>n-n-nouCOPE
You gotta respect Dylan for still going after the Oilers despite them reaming his precious Stars in the playoffs.
>>151226136the word no doesnt appear in that postit was a yesu, cause care if the soilers make it back or notretard
>>151226135Oh okay so you admit your shit teams biggest achievement is beating a team you don’t even think is good. Glad you can finally acknowledge that Soilers are shit who won’t ever win anything then
>>151226156>Glad you can finally acknowledge that Soilers are shit who won’t ever win anything thenthis but the stors
>>151226074>Draisaitl 5.5m raise>Bouchard 6.6m raise>Walman 3.6m raisemy nigga they blew three times the amount they're saving by keeping the players they had.
Bedard finishes the season with 36 points and indicates he will not sign an extension in Chicago.
>>151226150>calls me a retard>can’t construct a basic sentence Oh yeah he’s getting flustered
>>151226162>this Stopped reading after that. Glad you’re coming to grips with reality.
>jake oettinger you should be ashamed of yourself. That does not belong in the National Hockey League
>>151226163are you seriously telling me the oilers will be spending $27,000,000 (1/3 of the entire cap) on Nurse, Bouchard, and Walman
>>151226126>second round pickWho's gonna tell him?
>>151226195I would have cried if I were otter
>>151226126anon I know you're not going to believe me, but the leafs actually traded a first (1st) round pick for Scott Laughton
>>151226195>have 3 good defenders>all play on the left sidesomeone needs to tell this retarded GM that there are two dmen on the ice
>>151226221You're right I don't believe and never reply to one of my posts ever again
>>151226166dealing with a retard like you does make it difficult
Bouchard > Heiskanen
>>151226146Because I know Dallas is the better team and that them winning is inevitable. It’s just inevitable. That’s why nothing you say matters and I actually understand and feel a little sorry for you because I can see how getting your pants pulled down and sodimized by matty fucking Tkachuk 2 years in a row on live tv broadcast would break a brain. All you CAN do is turn around and impotently take swipes at me and my starsies and soon you won’t even have that anymore.
>>151226221late first round picks are not worth as much as people think. It was more retarded that they included Grebenkin in that deal
whats ur fantasy hockey team name?
>>151226178>Stopped reading after that. Glad you’re coming to grips with realitythe reality that both teams are trash?you havent come to understand that yet it seems
Taking its rightful place in the rafters.On Jan. 15, 2026, Zdeno Chara’s No. 33 will become the 13th number in #NHLBruins history to be retired.
>>151226252
>>151226259Well your team is trash.
>>151226254>we are the better team>just ignore that we keep losing to the soilers ctsmu
>>151226254>better team>loses to the oilers again
>>151226275>keepThere’s the cope. You’ll be lucky if you see the WCF
>>151226273that makes the stors worse than trasha sad reality indeed no wonder you screech so loudly about losing
I see our NBA-brained American friends are taking mcdavids extension well.
>>151226255>late first round picks>2027uh oh, now SOMEBODY will have to tell HIM
>>151226258Planet Bedard
>wins olympic gold>wins stanley cup>"Heh, nothing personnel Hellecuyck"
>>151226290the stors lost to the oilers twice in a row loser!that isnt cope its a cold hard factstay retarded
dylan keeps winning
>>151226280>>151226291>>151226312>W-W-WE BEAT THE STARS and I hope that comforts you when you’re unceremoniously bounced by the Kings
>>151226314>if you lose you win
>>151226320I hope it’s the kings again another free pass to the second round!
>>151225833Fascist league. The teams should be able to do whatever the fuck they see fit during games. Violence sells. Gary the cuck should kill himself for pussyfuying the game
>The Carolina Hurricanes have parted ways with President Doug Warf, announcing that he has resigned.>Per sources, there was "a difference in alignment between the President and the owner (Tom Dundon)."
>>151226322The mantra of my Oilers
>>151226320of course you defer to another roster cause you know the stors line up cant do itlmao
>>151226322Well let’s see all I have to do is post one comment about anything Stars related and it’s automatically my fucking general all about me all about my starsies so yeah it’s a nice haul for an attention whore like moi.
>>151226330doug warf
I think the Flames should win the cup
>>151226331and stars
>>151226326>>151226336>W-WE WILL BEAT THE KINGS mmm nah I don’t think so. I get the feeling Soilers do not see round 2 this year.
>>151226338>all i do is post retarded comments and people call me a retard for itwoohoo
>>151226373>waaaahhhhhhhhhhhThat’s right put the (yous) in the bag, bitch.
Oilers can give more money to Skinner
>>151226387retard
the confidence oilers fans have here is crazy. it shows you how new they are to the game. making it to the final two straight years is relatively uncommon- three straight years is very, very unlikely.
>he’s still crying I’d cry too if I were a Soilers fan I get it
>>151226422time to indirectly reply?you must be boiling
This McDavid contract is pissing me off.The people of Edmonton do not deserve a superstar player like McDavid, and they definitely don’t deserve a superstar player like McDavid at a discount. Such bullshit for such a horrible city and people to have such nice things.
>>151226347The Flames have won 5 playoff series in my lifetime (2004 x3, 2015, 2022)
>>151226444>please be as mad as I amUm can you not read at all? I made it pretty clear that I have a great deal of sympathy for you.
>>151226487>nouand there it is
>>151226492>and there it is There what is? My sympathy for your sad and bleak situation? Yeah it’s right here bud. Need a hug?
>>151226497your admission that you are seethingthat is enough for me
>>151226506Oh yeah you need a hug rn I can tell.
>>151226468It doesn't even offset Nurse's contract
>>151226471The Flames win over the stars was kino
> "This franchise is fucking retarded. I'm giving you 2 years to fix your shit or I'm gone. Of course, the next 2 years will be a complete circus as Mcbust has now hung a lantern on the looming schism, distracting a soft and shit soilers team.>soilers
>>151226525Mcdavid took a 6m pay cutNurse would be a fine 3m aav dman
>>151226550>Nurse would be a fine 3m aav dmanSource?
>>151226525Nurse's contract is offset by Ekholm's
>>151226572jtfresh
>>151226572That’s the norm moving forward for less than stellar 4/5 dman.
>>151226574Yeah and Moron Really's contract is offset by Benoit's. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
>>151226601What type of cope is this?
Connor still hasnt passed his social skills course. Gary is forcing him to stay in Edmonton
>>151226712
>>151226719i say that and look like that
>>151226533You mean Dylan’s precious stars can’t even beat the fumes???? Lmaooo otter is worse than skinner
>he’s still seething about DylanJust ask him out already jeeze
dylan wontbg wonsamir lostcopey lostbud lost and got ignored by noel
>>151226629You claimed ceci was going to be great for the stars in a shelter role last season lmao
The season starts tomorrow. Thank you Gary
No milly dilly lost!!!!
>>151226782>buh Ceci >buh last year All you do is live in the past because you know your future isn’t bright. DESU your past wasn’t even bright to begin with.
>>151226782>You claimedHuh? 1993
>>151226797Change your vpn you fat lazy fuck this is insultingly low effort, dopey.
>>151226468I think the whole deal with the Oilers is that other than McDavid and Draisaitl, they don't have much going for them. Which is why they lost the Cup twice.
Oilers two tight confidence finals games anyone could win bright future with good signings will returnStars one epic failure humiliation by the bolts stars never recovered and descended into shitdom
Where is Yamaoto
>Samir mentioned. I'm in. And extra hard.
>>151226833>my oily boys got raped by Florida twice that means we’re weeeeeners If you lose you win?
>>151226828No milly
My oilers got em BOILING
>>151226876Correct Canada is no milly central >>151226886At least you’re coming to terms with the fact that nobody gives a fuck about your knights either
>The Vegas Golden Knights have a 12-4-4 record against the Stars all-timeOh no no hahahahaha!!!!
>>151226542Are there any good goalies who are UFA in the next two years?>>151226392He's probably calling Bowman right this minute asking why he hasn't got a new contract also
Walman escorts teams into the zone, and is useless along the wall. Won't age well.
>>151226916What happened the last 2 seasons? The knights are so washed.
Rent free lmao
sunbelt teams will never be real teams
>>151226918>Are there any good goalies who are UFA in the next two years?All of them are better than the soilers' G shitters.
>>151226933We’ve achieved victory this milly
>>151226254Thanks for the fresh pasta Dylan.
>>151226933>All you do is live in the past because you know your future isn’t bright.
>>151226941And then fell the fuck off
>>151226923Yzerplan status?
>>151226952I think if they’re banking on Marner being the difference maker there is no future for vegass
I forgot the golden knights existed
>>151226961what??eichel is 28
>>151226953Achieve success bud then talk
>>151226983>>151226984If he’s 28 that’s unfortunate. He was already all washed up by age 26. All downhill
>>151226923Based rat
>>151226998you could say the same about rants i guess
>No Milly Dilly is worked into another shoot melty for the second straight dayit’s gonna be a great season brother’s
>>151227001The governor got them to do this
>>151227045Gary cancelled the all star game to this was to wake up for that
>>151227001I’ll probably go to the event if there’s parking
>>151227026At least he still has his looks and a brighter future than Vegas (who badly wanted him btw)>>151227038It’ll be a great season for me
>>151226258the bettman booers
> Berube loves big bodies who wear down opposing defensemen on the forecheck. Kek, like Dummy, Kneelander and Overrated Shit?>laffs
Cootes and Lekkermaki opening line up let’s fucking go
>>151227162>finnish goaltending
>>151227056Make**
>>151227162where's Arshdeep?
>>151227068Everytime I go to USB arena it takes me multiple attempts to get in
>>151227162which version of kane will vancouver get
>>151227207blue kane
Canucks gave flames gridin he’s the next Pasternak big mistake
Bought my first hockey cards in two decades, wish me luck
>>151227242more like next kuzmenko
>>151227194He’s there, bottom left
>>151227177He was the goaltender for Finland in 4 nations so…
>>151227309Is that some LGBTQ festival?
>>151227268Good luck bro! Post pulls! You think the Tim’s in Maine has hockey cards?
>>151225512McDavid standing his ground is better than him being a cuck to the Leafs lol
>>151227337ill jog your memory
4 naysh finals was a dark day for us americans. we may never recover
>>151227196because you probably keep ending up in Springfield gardens
>>151227351>ill jog yourNo, thanks, I'm hetero.
>>151227368gary's morsel was tasty but the real meal eluded us
>>151227368I had a lot of fun
is there any argument from NHL fans thats dumber than the "no state taxes" thing?
>>151227401the laffs will win the stanley cup
>>151227368It would have been a bit odd if we won
>>151227401i don't know what "escrow" is anymore, at this point it could be anything. It could be a type of crow
you can't spell dyLan without L
>>151225455>ChatotHOLY based
>>151227351Those fights were a tie anyways>First Tkachuk won>Second Tkachuk lost>Third guy tied the fight.
>McDavid would rather leave money and term on the table than go to Toronto>laffs
>>151227537jt miller got the snot blown out of him
>>151227567It's an exit strategy so he will be less hated when he leaves.
>>151227537Jt miller punched himself in the face lmao
>>151227492Well you made the name up so rubber glue etc etc
>>151227577>>151227590Wait, misremembered it. Miller lost to Parayko, but Matthew and Brady won.
bennett and brady was by far the closest fight with brady earning the takedown
>>151227577>blowing snotIs that some new gay thing you do?
>>151227626there is no way you can say matty won this>>151227351he goes down in a heap
Thanks for the notification Gary
Point won the first fight barelyBrady won the second fight hardly Parayko won the second fight handily
FLY, FLYERS, FLY!ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY(FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT)FIGHT, FLYERS, FIGHTSCORE A GOAL NOW 1 - 2 - 3(1 - 2 - 3)HIT EM LOW!HIT EM HIGH!AND WATCH OUR FLYERS FLY!ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY!!F - L - Y - E - R - SFLYERS!!!!Fuck new york
>laffs claim PrimeauDob jej
>AI slop
>apple news sports
you can't spell bud without 1
>>151227626Only Brady wonMatthew was brought down but I wouldn’t declare either a winner
Im tired of seeing oilers jerseys in cowtown
>>151227722If they love Edmonton so much why won't they live there
>>151226206I peeped the script and Nurse gets a career ending pussy injury 2 weeks before this deadline.
>>151227742Because it’s a dump I live in Sherwood park and it sucks
>>151227409Kash Patel is an Islanders fan, apparently.
>>151227753Well would you wanna live with me lol
>>151226976>I forgot the guys who won the cup not too long ago existed
STINKS in here now
>>151227803Just like my islanders
>>151227795Sure I’ll move to Sweden with you
>>151227824Okay kash Patel
Wouldn’t be surprised if someone took a cheap shot at Mcmeme because he just fucked everyone with the contract shit.
/hoc/ is pretending to hate Indians again.
>>151227869what other league has problems like this
>>151227767Sanjay please tell your brother Samir to go back to you. Tired of him shitting up the threads all day long.
>>151227882fuck indians
>>151227884What other league is ran by Gary?
>>151227884well the wnba for sure
>>151227888This gimmick is getting old
one pajeet post is worth one million trb posts
>>151227882Gretzky likes em apparently
>>151227069>who badly wanted himsource?
>>151227903Gary hasn't done anything wrong
>>151227946Retard
>>151227971Gary isn't a retard
>The Maple Leafs have released G James Reimer from his Professional Tryout (PTO).Sad
Did lucic make the blues lineup
>>151227992>losing your job to Cayden PrimeauGrim.
>he thinks my name is actually Dylan
>>151228039Didn’t even know he was on the leafs now
It’s amaze the stars are even trying this season. You’d give they’d give up after getting humiliated year after year.
>>151228012
>>151228093Ducks fans getting a little uppity
>>151228090>"uhhh why is a team trying this year? don't they know on 4chan there's a retard fighting another retard!"
>>151228093>30 and 31>pensioners
>>151228103>mailloux and binningtonteam chud
>>151228116They must have a humiliation fetish luckily the oil is there to humble them
>>151228135Cope
>The #Oilers have signed defenceman Jake Walman to a seven-year contract extension with an AAV of $7 millionWait wait wait. Isn't this the guy that Yzerman paid San Jose to take off their hands, and then Grier flippes him to Edmonton for a 1st round pick, and now he's making 7 million a year?Wow!
>>151228135Matthew tkachuk is king chud
>>151228103extremely shit team
>>151228168yeah he probably banged the yzerwife
>>151228176Just like my islanders
>>151228168he also fucked up and cost the Oilers a cup by laughing at the panthers in game 1
Jake Walkman is a lockeroom cancer
>>151227884>what other league has problems like thisOther leagues don't have leaf tards running around everywhere.
>>151227767In surprised he doesn’t larp has a Vegass fan since he’s apparently from there
>>151228196cope the best bballer is canadian
cue the troonin's fan crying
>>151228168Another Grier master class
>>151228211Grim
>>151228211>Tanner Jeannotlol remember when the lightning gave up 5 picks for him?
>>151228090Hey your laffs are still trying, and they've been dogshit for 70 years.
>>151228211I'm thinking they miss the wildcard by 10 games
>2 more years of McDavidlmao then he is GONE
>>151228268surely he'll be a leaf by then!
>>151228253meanwhile the stars are poo in my toliet bowl
why didnt mcmeme take a paycut to play on the randies?
>>151228268Contract up same time as Matthews. They are going to Arizona.
>>151228286arizona doesnt have a franchise
>>151228286*Quebec City
>>15122828640 million for two busts?
So when does the news drop for the Mathews Mcdavid trade?
>>151228305They will in a few years
>>151228285The entire city of edmonton would erupt in anger if that happened.
It’s funny how good players like drai and mcdavid would rather play in Edmonton than the states. Really makes you realize how shitty the USA js
why was /hoc/ trying so hard to make me believe nhl stars want to play in backwater shitholes like north carolina when they literally cant even attract big name stars?
>>151228321that would require an arena
>>151228039> I'm planning the parade.
>>151228321Arizona and Atlanta DO NOT DESERVE teams
>>151228333Gary will get it done
>>1512283291993
>>151228338I don’t make the rules
>>151228278>laffs
>>151228345gary couldnt get the citizens of arizona to choose hockey over a landfill
>tfw you sign at a huge discount so your team can build a contender around you, only for them to turn around and give Jake Walman 7x7.
Kwabber McKwabvid
>>151228359raped bitch
Why didn’t Gary just bribe the suns owner
>>151228345and citizens can say "lol fuck you" and ignore the begging. Arizona sports is a transplant city where they will be overrun by opposing team fans. Happens with the D-Backs, happens to the Suns, and it especially happens with the Cardinals. There is no net benefit to another NHL team in Arizona unless you're a faggot who thinks we now need 34 teams so AHL shitters like Scott Saboruin can get an NHL spot
>>151228363mcgm's idea
So is the Oilers SC plan to just get less shit from 2025 to 2026 then the competition?
>>151228363Kek
>>151228363The fact he resigned at all after the Nurse extension should tell you he doesn't give a fuck about what happens on the blue line. He wants Kempe or some other premium winger and fuck the D.
The average American doesn’t even know where Winnipeg is
>>151228405So?
>>151228382You think Gary is going to let a huge market like phoenix go unmolested by him?
>>151228405I wouldnt be able to find winnapeg on a blank map of lower Manitoba
>>151228405Years ago my uncle was in the hospital and had some kind of delusions of him being in Winnipeg. (He never went there)
>>151228405Is it in India?
>>151228419You think Gary should win just because? Arizona and Houston and Atlanta do not care for hockey. the NHL is bleeding money and ownerships flat out do not care. There are a grand total of 4 ownership groups who give a fuck about winning.
>>151228419>unmolestedgary kept hockey in the desert for over 15 years desperately trying to get deeper in that bootyhole
>>151228444Gary is going to be expand the league to 36 (probably 40) teams before he fucks off and retires and there’s nothing you’re going to do to stop him.
The Mets lost the islanders lost and the jets lost
>>151228197Nah Kash is a Garden City kid.
>Americans keep their shoes on when they go to peoples houses
>>151228463then his pyramid scheme will collapse
>>151228477Maybe he lives in Vegas now because he’s always larping about it
>>151228492They track dogshit into their homes lol
>>151228444cope the cap went up retard
>>151228492Good KOTH episode
>>151228492My dad used to do this, he said it was so he could be first out the house if there was a fire.
>>151228493Cope Gary can’t fail
>>151228510ah good ol' constant American paranoia
>>151228405The average American doesn't know where Kansas City is
feels like there should be hokkei tonightdammit
>>151228545He may have been joking because he hasn’t wore shoes in the house in years. But I remember he always did.
there’s a lot of tension here today…
im honestly surprised how quickly friedman and garys other lackeys were quick to sweep the whole toxic waste dump incident under the rug. it was possibly the grimest moment in league history. they spent decades telling us how taking fighting out of the league and letting diving sois dictate the playoffs made it one of the most exciting sports in the planet, but it literally lost out to a toxic waste dump. the people literally voted for a pile of toxic waste over garys slop. absolutely damning for the league.
America is a nation full of good people
>>151228596And they all look like this
The average Canadian doesn't know where Abitibi-Temiscamingue is
It’s sad how Gary protected the coyotes so much it led to the thrashers getting relocated
>>151228602gaybeck is a vast wasteland
>>151228595Or how the Arizona Coyotes were, by all means, such a travesty and burned down all their good will with the community that people would rather have a landfill than an actual team stick around. Its funny because it can work for a franchise who spent decades being garbage but all it takes is ownership. Arizona's ownership group was so toxic that it might as well have been better to move them to Utah than force another season in a college hockey arena.
>>151228595garybros.....
>>151228639also keep in mind this is the american boomer state that loves to use tax money to build stadiums for billionaires. they have no problem building a stadium for the cardinals who struggle to even finish .500 most seasons but they decided to draw a line with the coyotes. the toxic waste mattered more than billionaire jew dick. gary will never recover from this travesty.
everybody!!!/hoc/ is for frens
>>151228602they couldn't point to longeuil on a map, and honestly I dont blame em
>>151228816
>>151228835no bully>>151228816true true
>>151228820that is because its montreal
>>151228855
Listening to Primus and browsing /hoc/
>>151228820isn't south of montreal or something
Islanders really rolling out with big save Dave as their backup
>>151228193Get off /hoc/ and do something constructive yzerman
>>151228893He's a backup.
>>151228925imagine supporting a grown ahhhh man that hits the griddy.
Just remembered the yotes threw out doans retired number banner LOL
>>151226839Listed on utahs opening night roster.Crazy to think he was one of the hottest players in the league precovid. I don’t think anyone derailed worse.
how bad will the stars regress this season?
>>151229116slightly
>>151228996
...is this seriously a cup contender?
With the Panthers dynasty seemingly over, which of you guys is going to step up to become the dynasty that cucks McDavid out of the Cup before my Hawkies are ready?
Who got cucked harder - Tavares or McDavid?
>>151228865>>151228873dude I said americans, im not surprised by leafs knowing a montreal suburb.
>>151229166No, not seriously
>>151229184Mcdavid since tavres has at least a small chance of payoff
>>151225510Yeah, unless he gets injured and can’t play at the same level. Leaving ~33% of your value on the table for a short term extension is flat out stupid when you can lose your entire earning potential any given day.
>>151229166That actually looks kind of good, I forgot they signed Ehlers. Could be better if Stankoven breaks out. Goaltending is still shit tho.
Most people are to apathetic to put Laval on a map
>>151229233this isns the 80s anymore buddy you can barely even touch players anymore torn acls are fixed in under a year unless he gets gaudreau'd there is no way his potential earnings are going down in 2 years.
>>151228960A bad one
>>151229228>tavres has at least a small chance of payoff
ZP19 cracks the opening night roster
>>151229317the fumes really have no one better
holy kino
>>151226330Jen farter shart fallout
>>151229353We have Joel Hanley in the first pairing so we really don’t
>>151229353win or loseluv me flames
>>151229307Leafs have changed things up with gives them a small chance while the Oilers are trying the same thing over and over and over with older and older men giving them no chance
>>151228510how many house fires has he been in? this is unhinged thinking.
Flames are a dynasty
Huberdeau is injured to start the season
the tard yard
6-7
>>151228197He’s from Garden City, NY
>>151228492Is this a warm weather thing or something? Spring mud/sand snow is disgusting and would ruin our carpets.
>>151229424of retards
>>151229449thats like the latest zoomer meme. I remember fortnite memes
>>151229488What does it even mean
>>151229511Boomer detected
>>151229483rawarrr im gonna win a cup!!!
>>151229483Just like my islanders
>>151229511Dont ask its retarded and not funny
>>151229513>>151229529Yeah whatever, let the zoomers burn
>>151229520Looking good, Flamesbro.
>>151229166>k. Miller $7.5mAlways funny.>bussi in the press boxHow is this allowed, Gary?
67 is zoomer's sneed
>>151229511honestly couldnt tell you. just some dumb shit for teens ig like we had i reckon
>6 7 isn’t funny!!!!!!>ahahahaha he said jen!!!!
>>151229293You’re dumb, McDavid
>>151229166>forwardWeak at centre, strong on the wings>defenceSlavin and the analytics spare parts brigade>goaliesMade of glass
>>151229543thanks bud :)
Luongo has two rings now :)
people think the oilers will make the finals?
>>151229599thats cause he's a rigger
>>151229608woah buddy, cool it with the antisemitism
>>151229599he's the best gofer in the league
>>151229599lmao he really thinks he's part of the team huh participation trophy; the photoi bet they gave a ring to joe thornton too
Why is boreball so gay and boring?
>>151229606They're still the best team in the west so it makes sense to favor them.
>>151229599This is embarrassing. At least he won the Olympics, otherwise he'd have nothing.
>>151229410Treetard why are you posting here you should be looking for the next Dummy.
Vancouver folks still hate that guy after all these years
>>151229642>They're still the best team in the westlul
>>151229606>people think the oilers will make the finals?Yes, retards do.
why hasnt shannon said more about willie mitchell raping a woman yet?
>>151229667Who messier?
>>151229642I think the Flames are the best
>>151229680> Crown counsel confirmed to Global News there were no criminal charges in this case,
>>151229599Homovestite like behaviour
>>151229667i dont really hate losers for getting pity
>>151229686True our flames are gonna embarrass them in their building on the 8th lol
>>151229682Luongo
When my wife's boyfriend told me about this earlier this morning, my immediate reaction was “Yeah, Mikkola’s gonna be suspended for that…”, and then lo and behold, no supplementary discipline announced as of yet.I’m not even out for blood against Mikkola and/or the Panthers — I just wish they would actually apply the rules correctly (even if it’s preseason), OR admit the refs bungled it.
>>151229710I think so too
>>151229599That's great. I love it when ex players get their name on the cup as management (only if they've never won). We are in the era where a lot of the guys I grew up watching are in management now so I always like to see which random player I didnt know was even with the team gets his name on the cup.
>>151229410your team is infinitely shittier than it was last year and you fags didn't get anything done so you're definitely not getting anything done this year >heh.. we play better with a chip on our shoulder ya ok bud
Why did Tampa chimp out so hard in an exhibition game?
>>151229742grim [the roster]
>>151229752Looks like a playoff team
>>151229742Wheres Johnny Gaudreau?
>>151229750florida removed fluoride from their water
>>151229742>erik gudbranson still plays in the nhl thanks for 32 gareth
>>151229750because the panthers deserved it
>>151229765bud do you mind?
>>151229742Just like my Islanders
>>151229765He's dead :(
>>151229782Mandela effect he would’ve survived if he stayed on the flames sorry not sorry someone had to say it
>>151229771best be thanking meredith cause he's piping that sewage slough every night still
>>151229750r/hockey was cheering it on and saying that's how you have to play the Panthers. Good strategy, take a shitload of penalties, give up 6 pp goals, lose 7-0 and get fined and suspended
>>151229742I'm determined not to pay attention to the Columbus Blue Jackets this season. For years I've had their beat writer Aaron Portzline on twitter, because he is one of the best in the business at covering his team. I was always up to date on Columbus Blue Jackets news. But in the last couple of weeks as my timeline has been flooded with hourly Blue Jackets updates, it finally dawned on me that I don't give a single shit about that team, and for years I've been wasting precious time reading about them. No more. They are on my blacklist of teams I just don't care about.
>>151229800>>151229800>>151229800
>>151229745cope moneypuck says they are better
>>151229791You're not even wrong this isn't a meme it's true.
>>151229791He still would've been in Jersey for the wedding at the same time, maybe
>>151229745Getting rid of marnerjeet removes a distraction, but they'll miss that bussy in the shower room. They got little in return though. Their D sucks. Forward depth sucks. Goalies are brittle glass. The roster is mismatched for Berube's style.
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>>151229791That’s the butterfly effect you retard
full moon tonight guys. very pretty out there
