Why did the refs do this?
>lelphins
>losing to Bo Nix
Bungles should sign Mark Sanchez. He got that dog in him.
>>151225672are better than your shit team
My Bills suck. Either that or the Pats are low-key a good team.
>Former NFL quarterback Mark Sanchez is facing a felony battery charge over an altercation between the former NFL quarterback and a 69-year-old truck driver early Saturday in Indianapolis.>Marion County prosecutor Ryan Mears announced the upgraded charge Monday morning, saying Sanchez faces a Level 5 felony charge of battery "involving serious bodily injury." Punishment can range from one to six years in prison, according to Mears.>"One of the challenges you have in a case like this is that you are dealing with individuals who are receiving medical care and that's, obviously, the most important thing, that individuals are treated appropriately," Mears said. "But once we were provided with additional information about the victim's current medical condition, it became clear to us that additional charges needed to be filed.">Mears said his office received an amended probable cause affidavit Monday, which led to the additional charge because the truck driver suffered serious injuries.
kwab
My refs getting ba lot of hate this week
>>151225683You can only say that about like 3 teams
LWWWWions
Jaxson Shart
>>151225555
There's no shame in losing to my goat Bo Nix
Nothing can phase him.
Penis Jr.
>>151225694kek
>>151225692Why hasn't FOX Sports fired him yet?
>>151225706
Afc championship of Colts and Broncos is what the world needs
>>151225692Press F for Sanchez's broadcasting career
>Bills and Iggles fags both humbled/nfl/ is healing
1. Colts
My grandmother has the best pussy that I've ever had in my entire life.
>>151225739I believe in the Niners with Mac Jones.
>>151225723They aren't going to fire him until he's out of the hospital. If shit gets turns south and he dies, Fox doesn't want to be seen as firing a man on his deathbed.
>>151225739>implying the Colts will stop the inevitable GAHNTAYinz are in for a yinzing
>>151225727Dear oh dear…
It gets even worse if you go back to college lmao
Sanchez really stabbed up a geezer and then walked away like nothing would happen.
>SAQUON, HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>151225738I'm glad >we got the razor out of the way early...with the hope that there won't be another one ...which there probably will be. I hate my life lol
>>151225771Entitled cunts and liquor don't mix well.
>>151225706And there it is.
>>151225683But they just lost to my team in an embarrassing fashion
If Vrabel gets the Pats to the playoffs he should win Coach of the Year, right?
>>151225656All the leagues are complicit to gambling companies and those companies expect to make a profit off their investments.
>>151225793Fluke game, any given Sunday. My dolphins are still a better football team.
>According to a court affidavit, Sanchez, smelling of alcohol, approached the truck driver in a hotel loading dock, leading to a confrontation over parking. >The situation escalated physically, with Sanchez allegedly climbing into the truck and preventing the driver from calling for help. >Believing he was in danger, the driver pepper-sprayed Sanchez and then used a knife to stab him multiple times as he continued to advance. >Sanchez was hospitalized with stab wounds to his torso and later arrested on charges including battery with injury, unlawful entry into a motor vehicle, and public intoxication. >The truck driver sustained a cut to his left cheek during the incident. >Police have video evidence of the incident, and the prosecutor stated that the situation was unnecessary and should not have escalated. Sanchez now faces a felony charge in addition to the original misdemeanor charges.
>>151225803>t. doesn't understand how books make money
You called me retarded for picking the cardinals. You said I could have picked any fucking team. You laughed and shook your heads at the retarded Euro tourist and his meme choice. You were right. It doesnt matter though, they sre MY tardies after all.
>>151225771He's a rich guy who went to USC being confronted with a poor ugly person who was working late hours. It's hard to look at ugly people when you're a famously attractive guy who went to USC and spent most of his career in New York.
>>151225811Hurry up and release the footage piggies
>>151225782>the razor>singular
>>151225803They don't need the league to be complicit in anything to rake in cash.
>>151225828Imagine if there's video footage of him crumpling to the ground exactly like he did during the buttfumble.
>>151225822i never laughed at you germanon i respected your modest choice of team
>>151225766he should just become the OC and primary playcaller at this pointit would be very hard to be worse than who they currently got calling the plays
>>151225727You're not a New York QB unless you have one of these moments that can be used to perfectly encapsulates your time there after you're gone from the team
>>151225822I hate the Cardinals but your choice has a lot of soul. It's much better for new fans with no local connections to pick bad teams and watch them grow instead of jumping on the newest bandwagon.
>>151225701Foward down the field....
>>151225692only because the family released photos of the man after the DA only charged him with a couple of misdemeanors.
>>151225822as a matter of fact I respected your pick if not pitied you for the suffering you were about to bring upon yourself
>>151225800I think it's pretty funny that Belichick actually DOES have a somewhat successful coaching tree, it's just not made up of his former assistants and coordinators. It's made up of his former players.
I'm happy that the Broncos won their super bowl, but Eagles are still winning it all
>>151225804
>>151225879It makes sense considering how long he coached and his emphasis on intelligence over physical prowess.
>>151225811>butt fumbles his lifeLolLmao
>>151225886Eagles defense can't stop Mac Jones
The owl is either rams Colts or packers steelers just depends on how it lines up
>>151225811>felony charge in addition to misdemeanor yooooo that pretty boy gonna be popular in prison lmao
>>151225879I will weep when Kliffy leaves us
>>151225909>ramsThose frauds can't even beat the 49ers practice squad.
>>151225909Shut up
>>151225915Kingsbury didn't do bad in Arizona at all for a first-time coach, and he would have done a lot better if he hadn't been saddled with the midget. He'll rebound from Washington to another coaching gig soon enough.Honestly, would he want the Miami gig? Or maybe Baltimore if they really do fire Harbaugh.
>>151225811He did all of this just because he didn't like how he was parked?
>>151225909Panthers-ChargersDon't ask me how I know
>>151225915They should unironically fire Dan Quinn and make Kliff HC before it's too late and he leaves.
>>151225811Suspended sentence and some community service incoming
The owl is either my bussy or your bussy just depends on how it lines up
>>151225909It's 49ers - BillsMac Jones will fuck Josh Allens' boipussyAFC teams that aren't the Chiefs aren't allowed to win the Super Bowl while Mahomes is kang
>>151225930It was a gay thing gone wrong.
another kangz victory another week of spee melties. many such cases.
>>151225946Now this makes sense, Mark could have been waiting on a different trucker who was supposed to park there, so he jumps up in this guy's truck and it's the wrong guy.
>>151225977Nobody cares about Jerry Goofballs
>>151225977Feel like the lions play shitty teams every week desu
Bills should be trading for a WR1 and a Safety this morning, but they won't.
>>151225977Got rekt by the one good D he faced. Played high school tier defenses for the rest.
>>151225858>>151225863>>151225873Brühs... youre based. Thank you. Cant wait to feel gigasmug when they win the owl eventually.
>>151226003Bills should be trading for a real qb who isn't just a statpadder this morning, but they won't.
>>151226003As Bill Simmons himself pointed out, the Patriots themselves haven't really had a WR1 of Diggs' caliber in decades. Maybe not since Randy Moss? Not saying Diggs is as great as Moss, but that's the last time I can remember the Pats having a true alpha receiver.
>>151226016I see you are still awake and drinking.
>>151225929KK was getting HC offers after last season. If the offense looks half as good as it did last year (which it does), he's leaving for sure
Mac Jones >>>> Trash Allen
>>151226011>one good DWhich one was that again? I obviously know you don’t mean the Packers. But he didn’t get rekt by anyone else.
>>151226011What are you talking about they destroyed the Browns on offense.
>>151226016keep seething baltipoor
>>151226014There's no better feeling. Fairweathers will never understand.
>>151226028>>151226036please trade him to the panthers in the offseason
nothing makes me angrier than jannies and mods who refuse to permaban people in clear violation (multiple times) of global rule 10 and ban evasion
Josh Allen will never get it done. His bitching and rule changes still don’t be enough.
>>151226070Violate this bussy
This is who you lost to
Mac jones is one of the most american men ive ever seenEven the name is americanOoooohhhhhh saayyyyyyyyyyy can you se
>>151226070The jannies are the pillar of this community, you ungrateful little goy
>>151225977
>Espee janny bans me for waysisim for making fun of dagi rats in the UFC 320 heem threadGood thing no one can stop me from having my alts accounts
>>151226089This, the website literally couldn't function without them
>>151225987
What do you think Mark Sanchez ordered
>>151226070It's whack-a-mole. They heem one IP address, the proxy spammer simply changes proxies and continues spamming
>>151226108He ordered a bussy blaster on Grindr but went to the wrong parking lot because he was drunk. When he broke into the old man's truck he assumed he got catfished and chimped out.
>>151226131Imagine if this is what actually happened. Imagine if, on top of everything else happening to Sanchez, this is how everybody finds out he's gay. That would be an absolute black hole of misery.
>Is rich>Can get any girl he wants since he's born attractive>Has a promising sports media career>Throws it all away and attacks a 70 year old man for parking in the wrong spot
>>151226101It's a recurring theme for me to try posting in the MNF thread only to find out I caught a 3 day for some "racist" shit I said the day before in the game threads.
>>151226145Don't drink, kids
>>151226101>I literally can't have a conversation on the internet without saying the N wordLiterally kys you're self
The two elite teams in the NFL are quarterbacked by Mac and Daniel Jones.Think about that for a second.
>>151226145Alcohol and brain damage are a bad combo
keep posting the butt fumbleshit will never not be funny
>>151226142>>151226131mark sanchez isnt gay you fucking idiot RETARDS. He is not gay, he clearly has made that abundantly clear so many times its not even fucking funny. i am so sick of this sub insinuating that any nfl player whom doesnt conform to traditional relationship norms is somehow gay, fuck you.Its a disgrace to the community and blatantly false info
>>151226145Everyone knows he has cocaine now and he doesn't have to have a real job and now can just float between Manhattan Beach and Manhattan proper fucking every piece of ass who likes a spank and some crank.
>>151226159>someone using a no no word?>well I'm a GOOD PERSON who wants you TO DIEyour hair is blue and stringy
>>151226101Good for you. Those wrestling faggots have ruined the sport for me. UFC is supposed to simulate fighting but instead it's simulating how to restrain someone and run out the clock. There is no time limit in real fights, you can't just lay on top of a dude and "win" the fight by running out the clock.
>>151226161The era of elite quarterbacks is over. The NFL is returning to the 1970's.
>>151226171
>>151226174Mark Sanchez fumbled the football when he ran into his own lineman’s ass.
>>151226186>back to the 70sNot until Mahomes gets absolutely annihilated
Have you apologized to your local milf yet /nfl/?
>>151226193So tonight?
>>151226145this is why I stay home and talk shit on 4chan when I drink.
>>151226171spamming the same webm over and over should result in a permaban, no questions asked
>>151226188Checked
>>151226205Is this Carson Palmer?
>>151226131That's what happened with the kiwi anon.
>mfw some boomer is double parked in my vicinity
>>151226202what if she is actually a football savant and told them to get Daniel Jones and laid out how to make him successful?
>>151226171The buttfumble should a permanent sticky with an eternal laugh at the Jets thread.
>>151226036
brownoids are just angry they cant afford to live in NYC
>>151226202She's surrounded by yes-men so nobody can tell her she's dressed like the female equivalent of a fuckboi. Sad.
>>151226228Brock could never pull this off
>>151226036Feels good being a Mac Jones truther. I knew he would put the league on notice eventually. Belichick sabotaged his career because he was mad at Kraft. Nobody has been done dirtier than Mac Jones. >I was right about Mac>I was right about Vrabel's Pats winning the AFCE>I was right about Baker being eliteI literally can't stop winning.
>>151226145He really had to do something that extreme to try to make people forget about the buttfumble
Kind of surprised no one has mentioned that the Eagles were missing Nolan Smith against the Broncos. He's their top pass-rushing and run-stopping edge.
>>151226222A female owner struggling to make it in a man's world despite being the #1 football mind sounds like it would a pretty successful network drama.
>>151226242Congrats fellow ball knower.
>>151226233NYC is like 80% brown
>>151226250because their defence was doing their job and it's easy to overlook when looking at that schizophrenic offence
>>151226242There have been so many first round white QB comeback stories lately by guys drafted on shit teams. >Daniel Jones>Sam Darnold>Baker Mayfield>Mac JonesWho's next? This is a trend I'm willing to bet the house on at this point. I'm guessing Jaxson Dart.
>>151226222Third generation, knows her father and grandfather both basically died of substance abuse. Wouldn't be surprised if she replaced bottles and pills with a skilled analysis of complete management of a football team.
>>151226250the defense played fine.
>>151226242always thought Mac's collapse from year 1 to year 2 was sus. The media instantly started shitting on him but that's because he is White (they gave CJ Stroud a pass for example) but I think he showed he could at least play in the NFL in year 1 but looked totally incompetent after.
>>151226288>Sam Darnold
>>151226288Will Levis
>>151226304nah Will Levis had plenty of chances, he's just a retard and a himbo. Made way too many mistakes with like a 20 IQ football brain.
>>151226288Future NY Jets quaterback Bryce Young
>>1512262882 or 3 of these guys are available for free every year and yet bad teams will continue to overpay mediocre QBs and reach in the draft. makes no sense
>>151226288>>151226302>>151226268>>151226242You guys don't know ball.>I was right about MacJimmy G, Brock Purdy, and now Mac Jones all look good in the Shannahan system. We saw what Mac and Jimmy looked like on other teams.>I was right about Vrabel's Pats winning the AFCEBills have an easy schedule, they're not losing that division. They had 3 turnovers yet were still in that game which shows how superior they are.>I was right about Baker being eliteHe was on his way out of the league until he joined the Bucs. The same Bucs that made Jamis Winston lead the league in yards. The same Bucs that made a washed 40 year old Brady lead the league in yards/TDs. The same Bucs that currently have Baker leading the league in TDs (last two seasons combined).
Should I go to Portland and hold up a sign that says ">black qbs"?
>>151226349Wear a mask for top kek
>>151226242The Patriots are not winning the AFCE lmao. Enjoy your week 5 Super Bowl though.
>>151226342You don't know jackshit
>>151226152Basically what just happened to me. Decided to log into the /nfl/ thread to hit some quick shitposts and give some >(You)s only to find out I was banned for some really mild shit in a UFC thread.Oh well. If you know what youre doing, the inmates run this website.
>>151226342>Nick Wright poster>Doesn't know ballLMAO like clockwork
Do the Vikings bench Wentz when McCarthy comes back?
>>151226319>manlet>behind that oline>on that turfWe're hitting levels of rape that shouldn't even be possible
>>151226288The real answer is Trevor Lawrence on the Rams once Stafford retires.
>>151226288Bryce Young
Bench this bussy
>>151226253I think you could get Allison Brie as the star, maybe Zach Cherry could be the comic relief stats analyst, give her an ex husband, lets face it nobody wants the Girl CEO to have some stable family life, lets get her to fall in love with the cute-early 40s head coach, someone like a less expensive Matthew McConaughey just a long haired Texan with a Texan energy. That Quaid kid can play the Quarterback and idk some 30-something black comedian as the All-Pro Cornerback with an eccentric streak.
>>151226385That's actually a great call.
>>151226389Anon Bryce is black
>>151226375>>151226370Brady's stats before and after joining the bucs. It's almost as if that team has a lot of weapons.
>>151226288They also all get dumped on for not being immediately elite while black QBs get the benefit of the doubt for 2 seasons minimum
>>151226401No he isn't. Idk who told you that.
>>151226406Is this real? good to see him back
>>151226385The Jags Oline has been great at protecting him this season and he still has retarded interceptions and overthrows
>>151226404It's almost as if that was 5 years ago and you don't know ball
>>151225909>ramsthe team that lost mac and a bunch of dudes from the taco bell drivethrough?
Would?
>>151226417Sounds like the same kind of thing people said about Daniel Jones and company. Is it Lawrence's fault that BTJ turned into a pumpkin overnight?
>>151226431She's got a Young Mariah Carey energy to her that's for sure.
>>151226431I wouldnt wanna risk a child who looks like Spencer
>>151226417McVay can make him unretarded, it's his superpower
>>151226288Only one I thought actually sucked out of these was Darnold. I have always been a Mac Jones stan.
>>151226431i've seen pictures (like this one) where she looks super cute and others where she looks like la abominacion. Still would.
>>151226439Mahomes kids are all whiter in complexion than most white people.
>>151226420The gap between Jimmy G and Purdy is 4 years. Both played on stacked teams.
>>151226407they're still giving bustin fields the benefit of the doubt and saying he need mo helpmeanwhile if a white qb throws an interception it's over for him
Imagine buttfumbling your entire life away. Absolutely diabolical work. Druk anons, I hope you learn a valuable lesson from this.>What a life!
whites can’t play qb
>>151226467Fields is Malik Willis tier and he somehow keeps getting work in the NFL as a starting QB, it's bizarre.
>>151226434Also his retard team drafted a CB/WR worst of both worlds second overall (that they traded up for).Non-serious organization.Chiefs by 30+ tonight.
Whats Jimmy Garopolo up to these days?
>>151226407It's insane, and they still suck off Lameme endlessly, even though he sucks fucking ass.
>>151226434It is his fault the offense is struggling to win when the defense is gifting him at least 3 turnovers a game.
>>151226375lmao potteryCan't believe people listen to that retard and it just goes to show the type that do
>>151226470WHAT A LIFE
>>151226480Rams backup
>>151226473Sanchez is Mexican, not white
>>151226498Sanchez went to USC therefore he is white.
>>151226470>>151226169>>151225811>alcoholI've done every type of substance I've never had the urge to assault someone. Tired of people using that as an excuse. Only one that ever made me feel aggressive was meth, so I might give them an excuse. Go Eagles btw.
What the fuck is his problem?
The key is just to drink at home, or drink in a place you know well like your local bar or pub. And don't go wandering the streets. Just go home afterwards. As my father likes to say, nothing good happens after midnight.
>>151226498There are different kinds of messicans, some are white. Just look at canelo
Is this correct?
>>151226366Aww salty lil razorkek is big mad that his team lost :(Lmao the absolute irony of you talking shit about Super Bowls though>His favorite team lost 4 consecutive Super Bowls>WIDE RIGHT>WIDE RIGHT>WIDE RIGHT>WIDE RIGHTLmao @ your life, lil kiddo
>>151226505>Marco Sanchez>WhiteBait used to be believable
>>151226508The Bills are turning back into the Bills and the Patriots are turning back into the Patriots.
>>151226474Idk man it's fucking nuts. These GMs and scouts and coaches are getting paid millions of dollars, putting in tons of hours, and still decide to go with the guy who is by all account completely abysmal at the QB position. Literally all they have to do is put his film on for an hour and there is no way you could convince yourself he should be starting for your football team.Aaron Glenn deserves to get run out of NY for being such a retard. His defenses have always sucked, too. Campbell getting him a HC job is a miracle.
>>151226508>YOU BLOODY BENCHOD! I FUCK U BLOODY!
>>151225754He's alright out of the hospital and out on bail. He pled not guilty this morning and has a court date set for Nov 4th.
>>151226507Californian Ultrachads are a different breed. Never forget Los Angeles is one of only two Megacities that has lions. Sanchez needed to assert himself, this man was a perceived threat
>>151226498>>151226505Before this incident whites would say he's from Spain and is one of them, but now they are claiming he's from mexico.
>>151226516>He thinks I root for the BillsKEEEEEK! I would never be caught dead rooting for that dogshit franchise.
>>151226404Name a single weapon from the 2019 New England Patriots (without looking it up). I'll fucking wait.>They didn't exist, bud
>Patriots, Colts, and Steelers are in charge of the AFC againWelcome back, 2009
>>151226510You'd think with all the money they are making and all the competition begging to take their place, sports figures wouldn't be so reckless. We need more people like Kyler Murray who spends his off time on the xbox instead of going out drinking.
>>151226523>USC>MexicanHe played for the football team, he didn't work in the food hall.
>>151226538Many are saying this
>>151226543I remember the offense was struggling that entire season and they made a desperation trade for Mohamed Sanu lmao.
What team is he going to?
>>151226538Spanish people aren’t whiteI bet you think Italians and Irish are white too
Next to the country flag there should be a team flag. Then i could just filter queefs fans and all would be right
>>151226544Don't forget the fraud Chargers team that everyone knows won't win shit
>>151226556HOL UP
>>151226558>filtering the most inteligent people
>>151226544Back in 2005 when I was in high school I would get handjobs from girls like this under the stadium bleachers.
>clean pocket>open receiver>decides to scramble >that open receiver is now alone undefended in the endzone>throws to a covered receiver what the FUCK was joshie thinking?
>>151226544>PatriotsThis isn't the Brady era Patriots. They will be lucky if they make it to the divisional round.
At what point do people begin to seriously expect a Colts AFC Championship run?
>>151226544>A girl can get away with having a pop belly and it would have zero impact on her dating success, whereas us males stand no chance if we have a beer gut like that.Allowing women to have rights was a huge mistake, life was better when they were treated like our furniture/appliance.
>>151226434Daniel Jones still sucks ass.
>>151226570They're getting better every week and just beat the best AFC team
>>151226575Yeah that fat belly pissed me off
>>151226539>Kelce is washed and about to retire>Mahomes is gradually losing his athletic ability and will age about as well as milk>Andy Reid is going to retire or die of a heart attack soonIggles super bowl might have been the last one you'll see in your lifetime, so I wouldn't get too cocky if I were you
>>151226544I remember being so hyped that my nanners technically didn't have a losing season.
>>151226569>black_QBs.webm
>>151226470>be former pro athlete>get almost killed by a fucking 70-year -old truck driver>on top of that he wasn’t even the aggressor and you’re going to prisonHe’s surpassed the butt fumble
>>151226578Bills are big time frauds and everybody who knows ball knows it
>>151226458Mahomes ain't as much of a dios mio
>>151226569The saftey gets a pick six if Allen throws the ball where you want him to. YDKB
>>151226575Women have to be attractive and guys have to be wealthy, that's it
Does anyone live here? I want to fuck off and for people to leave me alone, is this a good place?
>>151226582You're from a muslim country. Your women haven't taken over like they have in the west. Congrats to you.
>>151226591I think the Chiefs have a good chance this year to win the AFC. Not sure why I'm alone on this.
>>151226602Butte, MT feels like it’s frozen in time in 1976 which is strangely comfy
>>151226598dumbest post youll see all week
>>151226602FOWF
>>151226569He had to throw it much earlier than the end of this clip but you're right, that's picturesque black qb play right there.
>>151226585>He thinks I'm a Chiefs fanKEEEEEK! I would never be caught dead rooting for that dogshit franchise.
>>151226602>Brutally hot in summer>Bitterly cold in winter>Tons of meth addicts Don't believe the propaganda, upper midwest is dogshit.
>>151226598Least deranged Joshie Allen shill
>>151226599>Women have to be attractive and guys have to be wealthy>Women have to be attractive >attractive LOL no they don't. American women are broke and obese and still get any guy they want.
>>151226559I don't know that.
>>151226202My local milf is my wife anon. And no, Id never apologize to her. She vowed to love me with all my flaws.
>>151226595Mahomes is an objectively attractive man, I'll give you that. But it's clear Rattler got all the ugly genes from that family.
>>151226431who?
>>151226620None of the states in the red region are Midwest.
>>151226622You do not have a social life
>>151226575I have a big fat hairy belly and women compliment it all the time.
>>151226602Those areas are extremely flat and just have miles of farm land. It's one of the most dangerous places to drive past since the scenery is so boring it will lull you into sleep. I got 9 hours of sleep and drank a shit ton of coffee yet nearly dosed off 8 times driving past that shithole. Don't know how truckers manage to do it.
Bills had 5 years while the Pats sorted their shit out and now it's too late.
>>151226640We know you're brown
>>151226640Mahomes is ugly as fuck. Not as ugly as Lameme or anything but in no world is Mahomes attractive.
>>151226648meth
Reminder that the eagles are only good because of saquon and referee assistance
>>151226640>Mahomes is an objectively attractive man
>>151226650Too late for what? They're still winning the division.
>>151226145CTE from the Butt Fumble
>>151226650Hope you all enjoyed your little vacation without us :^)
>>151225656>Colts>Chiefs>Eagles>LionsWould you take one of these teams or the field to win the owl?
>>151226544I like her tummy
>>151226650rhamondre can't hold onto the ball
/nfl/ - wife swap edition
>>151226620>"American" who has no idea where the a Midwest is
>>151226556Isn't he playing like shit?
>>151226665>>151226654>>151226640I'm too straight to judge the attractiveness of a man. When I see a dude it never once comes to my mind how attractive they are. Sorry you guys were born this way.
>>151226682any straight man would
>>151226239She's a 45 year old mom of 3 in Indiana that's how they all dress, if she dressed in Versace or a nice Armani Pantsuit people would see her as disconnected.
>>151226700yeah bro you're so straight you can't even tell what beauty standards are uh huh
>>151226711CHINKED.COM
As a fan of an NFCW team, i have no dog in the “who’s better” argument for the AFCE, nor do i really care, but I can tell you faggots right now that new england is going to continue being historical champions of the AFCE.
>>151226680I already have a 100 on clots at +6000
>>151226648Where the fuck did you drive to and from
>>151226711Marcus Spears is pure and not for your sexual innuendos
>>151226222Player of the game gets a blowjob and a chance to suck on her tits if they win, that explains their competitive fire
my bengals fucking suck
>>151226711ugly dumb cunt
I think the Chargers suck
>>151226736I agree
Bills suck
>>151226700Mahomes looks like a Jock Prince, Rattler looks like some kid who waxes nostalgic about previous versions of GTA and Madden.
>>151226202auntie jane pls...
>>151226620>>151226602The weather in the north is a meme. I lived in southeast for most of my life then moved northwest and thought the summers would be easy for me since I'm from the south. I nearly died from heatstroke. In the north you get burning summers AND freezing winters. It is a shit sandwich. At least in the south you don't get cold winters.
>>151226674The CTE scrambled his brain and what's the first thing he sees while his brain is trying to recover and rewire itself?
>stidham not going to London with the Broncos>oh noooo trouble in DenverPlot twist, his wife is having a baby so he's staying home :)
Herbert on the Broncos would feed generations
>>151226695It feels like Dak is genuinely more appreciated this season, even here on /sp/. I think at this point we can all acknowledge that he's a pretty great quarterback who's been constantly let down by the Cowboys' retardation.
https://www.foxsports.com/live/fs1
>>151226767buy an ad
>>151226239Please no bully, she just got done with her rehearsal for the game, she's performing Dr seuss
>>151226765dak is assalways has been always will be
>>151226765He’s competent but is never going to win jack shit. The whole black Kirk Cousins meme was spot on
>>151226700Only a closeted homosexual would claim that they magically lack the ability to discern aesthetic proportions, ESPECIALLY after they LITERALLY just used the word "objective" to qualify their assessment of how attractive another man is.
>>151226765Stat Padscott always does good in the season and goes one and done in the playoffs. He just isn't the guy.
>>151226767Pats vs Chiefs AFCCG is going to be kino
>>151226739They're an eternally cursed franchise
Reminder that sports books can ban you if you win too much. It's a fucking scam.
>>151226775There is a pretty good chance that Dak would be an upgrade over whatever shitter is starting for your team.
>>151226792nigger in your fucking dreams
>>151226765he was always a regular season hero, and he looked like complete ass last year after everyone said pay himwe'll see how good he is and how mobile his body will let him be in a few months
>>151226801>GoofSo yeah, he would be lol
Why cant the ALL-22's have sound?
>>151226800Move raiders down
>>151226800You might know the least amount of ball of anyone in this thread.
>>151226800Based coma patient who’s been unconscious since week 2 and just woke up
>T-Swift singing about her boyfriend's dickWhat a trashy tranny
>>151226654He's got a balanced face, good smile, good haircut and is relatively tall. That being said, he's probably a cuck. Those kids could sit at any lunchstand in the segregated south without fear.
>>151226727Drove from southeast to the northwest. The most dangerous spots were the flyover states like Missouri and Nebraska. They were so boring they made me doze off multiple times.
>>151226800My Saints just beat the Giants. I'm not saying that you should move the Saints up, I'm saying that you should move the Giants down for being such a dogshit team that you completely ruin the Saints' draft position by letting them win. Stupid fucks.
>>151226818???
>>151226800I'd bump up the Colts. They barely beat Denver at the last second but they destroyed the Raiders. That's got to say something about them
>>151226818Post lyrics. I’m not putting this shit in my search history
>>151226821Moment to moment win losses don't change the quality of the team, if they did Patriots and Broncos would be better than Bills and Eagles
>>151226808 L O L
>>151226841spamming/flooding
>>151226835The Giants ruined my teams tank and you should penalize them for it.
>>151226820Based narcoleptic road tripper
Dem Boyz are 6-1 in the last 7 games against detoilet btw
>>151226800>patriots>very good
>when anons make a tier list and they keep putting the bills in the sb contender section
>>151226845There's not a consensus #1 pick it doesn't matter
>>151226800>ratbirds 3-4 tiers too highBy the time lameme returns they’ll be 1-6 or worse, and they weren’t even that good when he was healthy
>>151226664Hurts went to the superbowl once already without eitherI'm not sure how people keep forgetting that
>>151226767Thanks for reminding me.>>151226772cringe desu
>>151226785>Pats vs *Colts
Eagles fans engage in sexual intercourse with other men
>>151226800first one ive seen not sleeping on my bungles
Kind of unfair that Josh Allen doesn’t even get a possession in overtime because the game ended in regulation. Rule change coming?
>>151226873The tush push, they call it
>>151226873many are saying this is true
>>151226711They're still on Windows 7?
People forget how bad the teams were that Dak beat during his "MVP season," and how many turnovers Dan Quinn's defense was getting for him.
>>151226887lel
so we're in agreement the chiefs win meant nothing
>>151226818Good on her for finally having a regular enough sex life that she's willing to finally write a song about having sex after basically relegating herself to broody romance and bloody diss tracks. It'd be a shame if she was just randomly posting on 4chan because her album didn't get endlessly good reviews like her last few have
>>151226860I mean, they are
People forget about the Lions constantly.
>>151226894No, we don't. Nobody here is rating ACK! Pickscott.
>>151226873Whos hold up now, so there's perks to being an eagles fan?
>Dak has worse stats across the board>Less pro bowls>Less playoff winsNot to mention Goff spent YEARS on rebuilding teams while Dak has basically always had a good to great team around him.Dak is not better than Goff and it is genuinely not even a debate. Move them goalposts more
>>151226873is this true?
>>151226899Well it stated the obvious that worthy carry’s the receiving corps
FUN FACT: Justin Fields has more career MVP votes than Russell Wilson
Which team would you like to see give him a second chance?
>>151226901People thought they were good when Mac Jones beat them throwing 3 times. Look how that turned out
>>151226920He was on the Buncos and now he's with Mike McDaniel. A stint on the Vikings, Rams, or Niners would be ideal.
>>151226899The Ravens are on pace to have the worst defense of all time. Everyone is putting up 40 against them.
>>151226917What did he get a single vote? Was it someone that hated Mahomes or something?
>>151226920at this point he's more likely to stab a trucker than get another chance as a starter
>>151226920Zona
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>151226949Doesn't he mug the opposing receiver every down?
>Dak has worse stats across the board>Better TD-INT ratio>Higher overall passer rating with weaker supporting castNow you're just coping, goofer.
>>151226910>while Dak has basically always had a good to great team around him.You don't need to lie. The Cowboys' problem is that they refuse to start a rebuild so their teams are always mediocre to good which lets them stomp the shit teams in the league and then get stomped in the playoffs against the real teams. He was spoiled with good to great o-lines for most of his career though, so it is embarrassing he doesn't have more playoff wins.
>>151226920Saints would be my #1 with Kellen Moore.
Dak is ass
>>151226956Oh, and higher completion percentage. Goof is in no way shape or form better lmao
Dak is shit
>>151226949not even sure if this is a bad thing retard always has 4 game changing penalties a game
>>151226920which NFL city has the hottest milfs?
>>151226970Broncos because mormons
Dak is top 5
My jaggies are going to get bootyblasted and/or get raped by the reffies
>>151226910Aight but Dook never made me sit and watch the worst goddamn Super Bowl I've ever seen in my life so I rate him higher>but muh defensive kinoIt was not defensive kino, it was two incompetent offenses being dogshit
what did tom mean by this?
>>151226980Nah they're going to win bigly
I'll never stop lol'ing about this all season
Dak all-pros: 1Goof all-pros: 0
>>151226920Niners after Mac Jones dies out on the field after taking a hit every single snap.
>>151226949>he won't be there to commit PI on 3rd and 18FLY LIONS FLY ON THE ROAD TO WINNING GAMES
>>151226869The script is the colts beating the chiefs in the regular season but losing in the playoffs to the chiefs
>>151226988JAYDEN RUN IF HES YOUR STEP DAD HES GONNA KISS YOU ON THE LIPS
>>151226980If it's close at the end of the 4th I'm fully expecting ref bullshit to fuck us over.
>>151226988He's entered his milf hunter phase
>>151226877kek
>>151226979based and d-pilled
>>151226990The team is really ass outside of meme turnovers which refs can just call back at will
SEX ALERT!!! I mean like damn Mina, getting a little spicy with that skirt, and I'm thankful for it.
>>151226988How many sloots do you think he's banged out since Gazelle left him?
>>151226988Tom is trying to recruit him to the Raiders
>>151226988He's craving mocha.
>>151227018Mina has a very beautiful face and amazing well kept body, especially after having a child.
what's this play called?
>>151226988
>black cousins>goodkek
It's irsays memorial season dumb dumbs.>Colts get first sneed >beat rival rags 2nd round>beat the Broncos in the afc champ cause muh Peyton manning dramaOnly question is do they respect irsay enough to give his team the Owl W or is it a good try season
>>151227032Me on the left
Now finna....HOL UP
>>151227031Kek
>>151227031LMAO WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>>151227017I disagree they are all playing very well sans Lawrence who's a primadonna
>>151227036See>>151227002
>>151227031>Asian black manlet retard qbs
>>151227004Kek
>>151227031The Call of Duty spaz out
>>151227031Chocolate rain *I turn away from the play to fumble*
>>151227050Chiefs aren't doing shit lol
>>151227002That was the original plan but now that Taylor's new album sucks if she still refuses the do the owl next year the NFL will pivot and make the colts the new girlboss team.
>>151227031Too bad nobody watched this, the funniest game ive ever seen
>>151227073I can kind of see that espn/Disney also has the Pat McAfee shilling for the colts
Remind me again why the titans got rid of vrabel? Are they retarded?
>>151227031360 noscope
>>151227048It's crazy how Lawrence is the Achilles heel of the team when he was hyped up to be the savior for years.
>>151227031I'm mad I missed the game threads for this one.
>>151227084Vrabel wanted out after the AJ Brown trade.
>>151226949>Lions are down their 4 best CBsThis team is going to be fighting tooth and nail for a 9-8 record, if they miss the playoffs the whole city will burn
>>151227088He would be the goat qb if every wr was 8 feet tall
>>151227084>Are they retarded?Yes. Next question.
>>151227088When he waved off Cohen against the Bengals it finally solidified his kwabness to me.
The doorstep of destiny
Was building a team that only works if your star QB is healthy a good idea Bungles?
>>151227084you mean the team that traded away aj brown and let king henry go? yeah they're retarded
>>151227084The owner, Amy Adams Strunk, insisted on girlbossing because Vrabel pushed back on her shit.
>>151227072...........except making it to overtime of the AFCCG, which is their floor.
>>151227109every offense in the league except the 49ers would collapse if their franchise QB went down. its not a bungles exclusive problem
>>151227112Typical penis envy woman given power. This happens literally every time from a McDonald's manager to an nfl owner to a preschool teacher lol.
>Draw up a play, including the progressions and checkdown (if applicable)>Explain what kind of defense it would be good against>Explain what kind of defense would counter itIf you can't do this, YDKB
>>151227084Titans genuinely do not get enough shit for the past couple of years. Just retarded decision after retarded decision. They were literally AFC favorites for years and fired Vrabel and got rid of every decent player they had. Seemingly for no reason. Pretty sure it's the cunt in charge.
>>151227129Genuinely a bizarre take after the humiliation ritual they are currently in. They got literally dragged by the refs to last years superbowl so they could get tomatod on stage by the entire country and you think theyre making the afcg against the Colts Broncos chargers and steelers lol even the bills heem them this year shit id take Lamar wildcard Ravens after they win 7 straight to close the season
>>151227134easy>draw up tush push>its good against every defense>a defense with vita vea can sometimes counter iti know ball
>>151227112>>151227136Sucks that there isn't any kind of check on retarded owners. Like you have to hope they get involved in some scandal and the league forces them to sell.
I've had unprotected sex with so many escorts there's a non-zero chance I have at least one bastard child going on a titty grab walkabout just like his old man. Anyway, I'm glad my Broncos bootyblast the Iggles.
It's called the brotherly shove, you fucking chuds
>>151227031Kek I knew I should've watched that spaghetti bowl
>>151227152Yeah, we had to deal with that shit for decades. Incompetent ownership is literally undefeated. Lions didn't turn it around until they gave the franchise to someone who actually cared somewhat and listened to people that knew better than her.
>nobody is gonna lose there jobs today berds are here solely for entertainment purposes
>>151227159This was sounding so homosex that they instantly pivoted back to tush push lol
>>151227152The smart owners have no incentive to limit retarded owners. Poverty franchises just make the contenders look better.
>>151227131Bet the Eagles would be fine
What exactly does it mean to be "DEM BOYZ" and why am I expected to "HOL UP" for such an entity?
>>151227156No matter the angle, the lighting, the circumstances, Bo Nix always looks like a haggard 47 year old construction worker
>>151227156Escorts aren't going to have your bastard baby dumb nigga
>>151227136I think the Titans are just among the most forgettable franchises in the NFL. Can't even tell you if they're in Nashville or Memphis desu.
>>151227183What if she's a Christian escort?
>>151227031Okay you've convinced me to watch this shitheap of a game lmao
>>151227182He looks more like a 40 year old real estate agent who forces his kids to play sports because he's too busy to deal with them
>>151227148what you just posted was complete fucking headcanon with no basis in reality. I don't blame you though because it's your brain's way of coping with how great the Chiefs are.
>>151227191She'll be forgiven.
>>151227191Hmmm...
>>151227018I'm starting to see the appeal.
>>151227183>Escorts aren't going to have your bastard baby dumb niggaSome of them are young, mentally ill, or druggies who won't realize they're knocked up until it's too late. The abortion laws have changed so now they will be forced to carry my seed.
>>1512271762024 eagles maybe but not this year
>>151226693It's sweet how Bix Noood's wife looks old and young at the same time just like he does.
What do we do with the Rhamondre Stevenson problem?
>>151227109An elite QB should be able to elevate replacement level receiversThey don't need 2 WR1s they need a run game and a defenseBungles need to clean house, that FO clearly has no clue what they're doing
>>151227182>>151227200He's a grown ass adult who tricked colleges into thinking he was in his 20s. They should have asked him for his birth certificate.
>>151227237so sick of this meme every time a team does wellI've probably seen it 4,000 times
>>151227253Looks like SOMEBODY has the case of the Mondays
>muh fuggin
>>151227176the Eagles have a losing record with games without Hurts sonce he was drafted and their only 3 wins were against shitters who gave up on their season>>151227224against a team actually worth a damn the '24 Eagles lost when Hurts had to leave the game despite having a good lead when he was in
Does your QB block too?
>>151226920Jets of course
>>151227267Based Bix Nood
based bakey
>>151226988Can we ban "Dov" posts please?
>>151227109>>151227239>>151227131With Mahomes, Brady, and Allen the GM took away their weapons and put more resources into the defense and oline. The Bengals GM didn't have enough confidence that Burrow could win without his weapons so they kept two WR1s. It shows that Burrow isn't good enough to carry normal WRs. Also, Burrow greenlight those deals so he's not allowed to complain.
>>151227267didn't the refs hand him like three 1st downs on his final drive?
>>151227278More like based dov
>>151227267Calebbros...
>>151227136She had a woman moment
>>151227291That's the narrative seething Iggles fans are pushing, yeah. But the Broncos got penalized more than the Eagles in that game
>>151227180Quick breakdown for the newfags>DEM BOYZMakin noise. simple as.>HOL UPWe command your attention and respect
>>151227267>>151227277>Literally had the lowest PFF grade for QBs in the last couple of weeks>Plays like shit for 3 quarters and gets behind despite his defense doing their best to keep him in the game>The other team eases up on him since the game is over>Bo Nix statpads.
>>151227278i love baker mayfield and im so glad the browns did what they did. shit franchise did not deserve him and i shit on them the moment they got rid of him for deshaun.
>someone named their child after this dogshit tracks German name
>>151227321>statpaddingIt's called winning
>>151227321Holy cope
>>1512265773rd in passing yard with a 72% completion rate?
>fired
>>151227341leave that coping ny retard alone man
>>151227321>pee eff eff
>>151227347Oh boy I missed when this retard would do this shit after a single stop after giving up 45 points to the opposing team, what a great DC he was.
>>151227031The shuck and jive chuck and dive
>>151227285In their cases they actually had players to pay on defense, they had good defenses and were getting good value out of their money spent on defense. In the bengals case they had no one else to pay and fielded a bottom 5 defense despite having the 7th most expensive defense in the league, and spending nearly all of their draft capital and free agent spending in the last half decade on defense and OL.>Burrow greenlight those deals so he's not allowed to complainburrow doesn't choose where the retards in the front office spend their money, he's only advocating for his teammates. no shit he's not gonna publicly say "nah we dont need tee higgins fucking get rid of his ass" are you retarded
>>151227272Sure does lol
oh shit, I've upset the kiwi and now he's about to go on a meltdown/nfl/ was nice while it lasted
>>151227168you guys need to just lean into it and become the nfl-equivalent of the globetrotters or savannah bananas, because yesterday was hilarious
Nick Wright: "this game made the Broncos impossible to disregard as I have done all year"https://www.foxsports.com/live/fs1
LolThe Bills lost to the Patriots
>>151225681>>151225681>>151225681recycle
>>151227390Nick Wright admitting he's scared of the Broncos again?
>>151227112Read Amy Adams Skank and went to masturbate to Lauren Phillips
>>151227372>burrow doesn't choose where the retards in the front office spend their money, he's only advocating for his teammatesFranchise QB's have a huge impact on what their GM does especially on the Bengals where Burrow has a huge influence over the team. >"nah we dont need tee higgins fucking get rid of his ass" are you retardedWhen QBs don't want a team mate they publicly feign ignorance and say I'll let the GM handle it. Not all QBs have this power but Burrow is in the small group of 3 QBs who do have this much influence over their franchise.
>>151226069The smartest move the 9ers could do is trade Mac Jones to a team without a qb that has good oline pieces like the colts
>>151227431don't care. it's not his job to build a team around him. blaming him for saying generic shit in a press conference is a braindead way to try to shift it away from one of the worst front offices in all of sports.
>>151227383wanna know how I got these scars
Is it common across the NFL for a DC to necessitate re-hiring 2 former DCs to teach him how to do his job?
>>151227267Bix Nood
>>151227829kek
