First pitch at 6:08ET/3:08PT on TBS
doyers
whens ohtani
>>151229064Doyers
hololive is growing stronger!
Braydenbros..>>151226584
>stadium is 90% parking lot>cant tailgateKEK
>>151229109based white man
fraud watch status?
>>151229090ZERO (0) BATTERS AWAY
Doyers. Yes Doyers.
LET'S GO DODGERSCLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP
Lfg Phillies
>missing Harrison BaderHow grim is that?
shave the beard ya hippie
Go Dodgers!
Shit teams
that is NOT a strike, blue
Ohtani my beloved
Fuck the Dodgers
so gay oh tranny
>strikeoutani
The Doyers are dirty fucking cheaters
ohchimpout
hispanics are based
>turner still not 100%>schwarber cold for like a month>harper washed>bohm will do something stupid and whine about it>realmuto will gidp>castellanos will swing at everything>sosa will make an error at 2nd>marsh can't hit lefties which snell is>kemp is a mid rookie who probably already peaked and WILL misplay balls in left field>luzardo could implode at any momentLmao why should I even bother?
ebony queen serving drinks to the people in the front row
LETS GO PHILLIES *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
SIT YA ASS DAWN
throw that disrespectful thug OUT
>monkey bats
He needs to not be leadoff
okay we can all agree that was not a strike
>>151229182>inb4 seething jeetnadian
is the fucking advertisement behind home plate Shohei Ohtani?
OPEN YOUR EYES
zestslap
>>151229170
Postseason obtranny everyone
>>151229143Bad was a great addition this year. I'd say it's mildly painful. Tonight the Phils just need to hit some god damn balls. I think Luzardo will pitch just fine
>>151229193noticed
>>151229205That’s where you’re wrong bucko
I know this is a newfag comment, but I just want to get it out of the way early: how do I filter out tripfags? Or at least one in particular
BETT
>>151229210kek
>>151229193Post it
>>151229192God dammit...... You're not wrong.
hit it teo... go yard...
>>151229238You add them to your filter and that will filter them out
>>151229210nu baransu, wi gotto nau
>>151229246thats a nice shirt he has a good silhouette for modelling
>>151229270nau in a few
SHITZARDO
>>151229209If a Canadian flag came here and said "jeets are based" than you would be on our assJust like when an ""American,"" flag misterously starts shilling from brown Mexicans
>18 pitches
>dancing nog on first>Distracting the pitcher>Pitcher attempts pickoff>Doesn't get it>Nog keeps dancing and distracting>Pitcher tries three pickoffs>"Um akshually I get to go to 2nd now mmkay">"Ummm you actually did a heckin balk"
>>151229271vpn off Swede
>>151229263Ty anon, not sure it worked but I'll see as the thread goes
i mean we all knew the brewers are the only ones with a chance to beat the dodgers
Freddie Fascistman
there he is
It’s over
lmao casty getting it done
Luzardo’ tipping Mookie was doing some weird hand shit
Nice catch Casty Jesus my sphincter is TIGHT right now
>24 pitches
>RISPidoos
What does the hat smell like?
>even if doyerpacos do well they don't get to enjoy the thread because of chikanerkek
Solid first inning from the Doggies
kek doyerpacos seething
Really hungry bros. Wish someone here had some leftover roast beef to spare
>>151229340He's Latinx
Where are my umpchads at?
RISPgers into a 2 run SchwarBOMB
>>151229342im waiting for twinkchaner’s eventual bussy post
>>151229342>Implying that lessens the enjoyment of a Wlmao
>>151229359right here fellow umpGOD
RISPgers kek
>>151229342>implying anyone bothers reading your postsKek nice sfing ale
>>151229296im allowed to do some gayposting because I balance it out with straightposting
What’s the difference between Luzardos, Bazardos, and Manzardos?
>>151229324Yup, they got something on him. Second time through the order could be rough
Just had canned salmon on saltines.
my farts are so stinky right now
HOW MANY MARTEs are these?
I've never had a Yuengling, is it good?
>>151229400It's flyover lager.
>>151229400Phils phan here, it is not.
snell 'em
>>151229342kek good one alejyoure not too bad when you're not actually spamming
we can all agree that was not a strike!
Blake Snell's eyes look like he's been up playing video games all night.
Imagine unironically being such a cuck that you post another man's dog
>>151229428sorry it's a strike for me, but not for thee
Phils aren't ACTUALLY going to get embarrassed by Smelly Snelly....... are they?
schwarbros....
>>151229432That’s what helps him perform best
>>151229434doyercucks kek
>>151229394Same. I took too much fiber supplement yesterday>>151229400Checked. It's pretty good and it's a staple for me
>>151229400There’s better. There’s cheaper. But there’s nothing better for cheaper
SCHWARBER DEEZ NUTZ
Doggie doos seething kek
ban lefty pitchers. the camera angle is just shit
turner and schwarber are fraudscollected their 1 world series victory and are coasting ever since
Uh oh Snelly!
snail specializes in not giving guys what they want. mind you, these walks are to be expected
>>151229460You can say Kiké but not kike. Know the difference
Black smell kek
Let Schwarber walk, at this point.
what do you think snell said to rortvedt
>>151229484they're letting them write "kike" with the mexican e, they're making them write whatever his real name is
Bohm is a bum
>>151229489>it was we 107-69kekaroo
Solid inning all around
Games over already. These Phillies batters are not gonna get Snell.
>no hitsLooking grim
>>151229484you're speaking English so it's just "kike",you have to be speaking mexican to use the mexican words
>>151229457Accurate
don't let this game distract you from the fact the yankees fucking suck
let's go ohtani!
my padres would get bootyblasted by both these teams
>>151229514KWAB
Report unusual behavior… Barricade your homes… Avoid all contact with jombies… Wait for official instructions.
>>151229522I respect your honesty.
>>151229514This is going to be my most reposted webm of all time :)
Can't wait for them to be irrelevant in a few years, having squandered these years with that wet noodle of a manager.
Jeetkaner seething
the 2025 ws will be >jays vs the filthies t. time traveler
nice job KIKE
doyerpacos seething kek
>>151229549shut up
>>151229514don't let this game distract you from the fact the yankees have 27 rings
los doyerpacos
was that the intro piano to ocarina of time on that commercial?
I got 3lbs of salted shelled peanuts for $5 I am gonna make myself sick off these and Cherry Coke zero
>>151229560kek seethe bitch
What the FUCK was that psyop
Good job by Luzardo to get his count back in order
when you face a true ace like lazardo you just have to accept you're not scoring
>>151229549winning dodgerchads... our response?
Mets fans cuckwatching
monster inning for luzardo
>>151229571Just the first bar or whatever. It's slightly different after.
Maybe the phillies should score some runs now
>>151229587rent free
>>151229285ThisIt is basically the equivalent to if a German flag started going on about how based turks are
>>151229586Make more elliot rodgers o algo
Here comes the Snelltdown inning!
>>151229587>>151229595Fuck my boricua ass
The Cleveland Indians
>>151229607i highly doubt it
Doggie doos
>>151229594They'll get 1 hit.
>JT Realpoopo
>>151229619based
I don't understand the obsession with Pharrell WilliamsHe literally had one hit, that gay as fuck "Because I'm happy" song, why is he still everywhere
>>151229514where is bro going?
How old is Snell?? Shit he looks at least late 30s
Lazardo is throwing a perfect game
Casty more like Crappy KWAB
>>151229637What being a mouthbreather does to a mf
>>151229637He's 32.
>>151229571No it was the theme from Neo Tokyo though. It’s called Gymnopedy No. 1 by Satie. It was sped up.
Amazing chase. Just keep doing that.
>>151229635Fun fact, he hates that song and regrets making it. It was made for some sort of corporate deal where they wanted a song like that. But he hates it and regrets its existence. He is still an irrelevant fag though
Snell looking good through 2
>>151229635He was a producer a long time before that song came out
>>151229658>make song named happy>be unhappywhat did he mean by this?
snell brings that much needed wigger presence to L.A.
>>151229635Also in that overrated Daft Punk song.
>>151229635He is very respected as producer, not so much as an actual singer/rapper
Pitchers duel! PITCHERS DUEL!
>>151229571Forgot link, I love chill piano music.https://youtu.be/eMnxjdGTK4w?si=P8f0kCRJhePT4Ous
WAAAAAAOW TACO BELL FOR THE DOYERPACOS
>>151229660The question is how long they can keep him in. If he's at or under 3 runs, I think I'd pull him in the 6th
>>151229635this nigga doesnt know about NERDget filtered ginger fag
a slam breakfast for only $5?!
>>151229675I look like this and say this
Go Phillies, Ohtani is a shame to the Japanese nation.
how did the phillies win 90 games?
>>151229679I rewound the tape and it's not this.
>>151229675Luzardo will implode in somewhere between the 4th and the 6th. Philly's only hope is to put Snell in a tight spot and pray Roberts overmanages.
>>151229668Based on my last few visits to LA there aren’t any whites outside of the very rich areas anymore. All that remains are Mexican hyperconsumerist weebs.
>see ring footage of someone doing something bad>it's literally 99.9999% black people>see ring commercial>it's a White guy getting scared away why do they still do this? We all know.
>>151229692Probably piggyback another starter. Feels like Dave is going for thr sweep
>>151229708Def was, they sampled it up
>>151229675It has been two (2) innings
rortvedt is from gaysconsin
>>15122970596*They were good, but forgetting how to hit in the playoffs is a Phillies tradition
>>151229665It was written from a place of sarcasm. He was commissioned to write it for a cringe scene in Despicable Me 2 and he submitted 9 different songs that were all rejected, so he finally wrote that annoying piece of shit and the director loved it
>ohtranny
>>151229728no… NO!!!
Ohtani at bat
>>151229713>Mexican hyperconsumerist weebsWas at Costco like two months back and a Meixcan family was shopping near me. All fat. The oldest had the black-in-white sex face hentai jacket from the memes.
>4-3tani
I thought Ohtani was good?
I feel bad for you Phillies fans.After this series, the worst thing you can call us is Pacos. The best thing we can call you are losers.
>>151229722it didn't sound like it to me
Ohtani needs to get moved to the 9 spot
trea smart
>monkey butts
>>151229705By beating up on teams 3rd-5th starters. Philly is great at crushing bad pitching. They can barely squeak a run across against good pitching.
bridge is closed.
Good play by Trea
>>151229748It was only the opening two chords but they were def the same
>>151229635That's his one hit as a singer but he's been very successful for a while as a producer.
>>151229696>third most popular song is from spongebobtalk about high culture
>>151229756Sounds like the Yanks
0-6htani
>>151229713Go to the beach cities to find whites.
>>151229764>muh goggle ai summary
>>151229775This. Also hot chicks. God I love the beach cities.
PERU?!?!??! WTF since when do they play baseball?>Luzardo was born on September 30, 1997, to Venezuelan parents[1] in Lima, Perú.[2] The family relocated to South Florida when Luzardo was one or two years old (sources differ). He attended Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, graduating in 2016.[3]Oh wow... he went to the school shooter school... and was there when Nikolas Cruz attended (but graduated before the shooting)
Every couple months I have the ability to see into the future by like 12 minutes. And so I've chosen to use this ability right now, and what I can share is: Phils will make 2 runs in this inning. Check em
>>151229769It's just the nature of teams that rely on the HR. I was hoping after the last 3 years of Philly embarrassingly flaming out of the post season ownership/coaching would see this but nah, keep swinging for the long ball boys!
>>151229746Philly folk are good people generally.It's like if New York was settled by Germans and Grateful Freemen instead of the Dutch and West Indian pirates. Same look different cultures. That being said when their sports teams win people do stupid things and die.
10 wings for $10?!
>>151229713True everyone looks like this
>>151229757due to doyerAIDS
I love tortas, anime, cojita cheese, the sandlot, and Los doyers beisbol
Snell has a no hitter going. Phillies are PHUCKED
>>151229804>sandlotOne of us! ONE OF US!
>>151229797>when their sports teams win people do stupid things and die.Might be okay with a Eagles repeat now
>>151229804basado
>>151229064Cam on Doyers hit sam fokken home runs
>>151229810Wouldn't be the first time this Philly core was no-hit in the playoffs.
>built for falllame slogan manfred
>>151229775I agree with you but that’s not LA though that’s like the greater socal area. LA specifically is what I’m talking about.
why dont managers wear uniforms anymore?
>>151229835Has an unfortunate implication if you think about it. I swear, if next season none of these teams make it... you'll know I was right.
>>151229835I'd prefer "Never Relax" with an image of Dave Roberts cold unfeeling stare.
heh nothing personnel on that strike
>>151229810Yea dodgers could never botch one of those KEK
Pharell had some big hits with Snoop Dogg"Beautiful" Snoop Dogg feat Pharell"Drop it like it's hot" Snoop Dogg feat Pharell"Doggy Doo Doo" Snoop Dogg feat Pharell"Paco" Snoop Dogg feat Pharell"ICE" Snoop Dogg feat Pharell"you're brown" Snoop Dogg feat Pharell
good morning peoples.do we see another sasaki save today?
>>151229846because baseball is dead
>>151229789>Alex Wind>Lauren Hogg>Roman AnthonyImagine being born with a porn star name... do you think the three of them ever met up after high school and ended up in a threesome?
Why not just platoon the entire roster, retard?
This is the Hollywood sign equivalent of the Greater Philadelphia area... just saying
>Lauren Shehottywant to sniff
>blak smell
I wanted the >Doyersto win last year, but they beat my Redleggies and I now I think the team I often mistake for Reds at first in highlights, the Phillies, is the one I want to win.
gay burner kek
>>151229844LA is weird because it's all mixed together. Like you cross a street and go from LA to Culver City or LA to Santa Monica but everything is exactly the same.
Jesus Trea
Turner fucking sucks
>turner getting booedThey turn on each other so fast
They need to stop swinging at corner pitches.
Philthykeks already booing lmao
Invalids think they're already on the golf course.
>>151229889phillies fans need to give him another standing ovation
>philly still hunting the fastball for homerunsFIRE KEVIN FUCKING LONG
BOOOO
whiff city
>>151229889Deserved that swing was terrible, not even competitive what the fuck is he thinking
These hitters have absolutely no heart or desire. Been that way since the 2023 NLCS. None of them want to be there except Bader who is hurt. I have absolutely no expectations that the Phillies win tonight or on Wednesday. Over before it even started.
>PHILTHIES BASERUNNING PHILTHIES BASERUNNING >PHILTHIES BASERUNNING PHILTHIES BASERUNNING >PHILTHIES BASERUNNING PHILTHIES BASERUNNING >PHILTHIES BASERUNNING PHILTHIES BASERUNNING
>>151229889>years of this shit is fast
good thing football is starting soon
philly baserunning KEK
The Dead Milkmen were alrighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEp0aKCsrig
Osaka, Japan?Nope... Reading, Pennsylvania
lol
>>151229889He whiffed at 4 straight change ups.
Schwarberian Bomb incoming
>MarshKWAB
smelly snelly is doing rather swelly
Fuck me
>white baserunners
OH MY KEKKIES
Dumbass
Now lead off batter will still be Schwarber. Smart move.
Kek
kek
I think doyer Pacos got this one. Gg 2-0 up in the series
>Commentary spends the entire inning talking about how bad Blake Snell is at pickoffs and how easy it is to steal on him>Go as far as to say they're baffled and befuddled over why Marsh is passive>The exact moment Marsh stops being passive he's out on the basepaths because over his career Blake Snell has been elite at picking off runners
>>151229925Best I can give you is a pop out.
caught sniffing
>Brandon Swamp
>>151229925not so fast...
>>151229939I can save her
>>151229918gives schwarber a fresh PA. i dont hate it
OoooooOOOOOooooo!!
>>151229716Most people don't know. The brainwashing works.
Weird how many of you niggers dont know ball. Obviously they're playing long game. Lets just see if it works for em. Could easily backfire.
>>151229949... next inning
>>151229940National broadcasters are always retards who don't watch the sport. This is why playoff games should be announced by the home teams broadcast crew.
>>151229953This way the Phils start with 2 automatic outs instead of 1.
>>151229940its hard to be bad at pickoffs if youre a lefty
>>151229939Mediocre looking guys are more willing to pay for Tinder
lol blue
>>151229940They used their broadcaster jinx powers to fuck over the phillies
This image kills Mets fans
>>151229968I've seen it (I watched the 2012-2017 Phillies)
>>151229922Rivers Cuomo Osaka 2002 incident
>>151229959play with this bussy
>>151229940playoff broadcasts should be the home team crew. would save millions and everyone would enjoy it more
This ump is all over the place
you gotta run that out teo
>>151229980WB didn't pay hundreds of millions of dollars to give us T-Mac and Kruk
bench him
not paid enough to run
he ran way too slow
This is an awful game. When do the good teams play?
Teoscar "T-Hustle" Hernandez
This scoreless draw sucks ass
my apartment complex is doing 3 hours of power outage testing starting right nowI cannot explain to you what any of this means - its beyond me
>>151229980Blue Jays get to air their games with the home team SN crew in Canada. Pretty cool
>>151229993Some day we're gonna be stuck with AI Vin Scully and AI Jack Buck and you'll lust for John Kruk
>>151229996Not with the inevitable batting practice Topper sends out in a close game.
>light joggingjoggers man
>>151230001ALCS starts next week
>freddie turner
thread themehttps://youtu.be/TnUa1oOZ6Vc
TOMMY TANKS LOADING UP
Slurper in Philthydelphia
>>151230001Tomorrow, when the Yankees reverse sweep the Nu Gays
>marsh>runs like hes bogged down
Blue Jays world series sweep is going to be insane
>>151230001Chiefs and Jaguars play in about an hour
>>151230001Football is on soon
>>151230010I was actually surprised when I found out the remaining playoff teams don't do that as well
I think the DOYERS should turn Philadelphia BLUE!
Both of these teams are playing fraudulent
I hate how fucking pitcher heavy good Phillies teams are. Like yeah I love good pitching, but god dammit I hate watching the "great bats" of the Phillies turn into pumpkins every goddamn October. Every time a Phillies bat steps into the box they turn into the chasiest retard on earth
Can't wait for them to waste another great pitching performance with a single hit.
calling it, Schwarbomb this inning and then both teams fail to record a hit for the rest of this game and the phillies end up winning 1-0.
>>1512300019:08PM EST
my METS would BOOTYBLAST both these shit teams
slurp in slurpadelphia
>>151230029kek
>>151230052Which team?
>>151230059
It’s Always Slurpy In Philthydelphia
>>151230008Typically you'll want to test electrical infrastructure and components (breakers, switchgear, transformers) at some sort of yearly interval to verify it works and it is not degrading. If this wasn't done and a component failed to work (eg a breaker failed to open during a short circuit event), a fire could start
>>151230069Nigga pulled the greatest heist in all of sports
>>151230069is cancun nice?
The pride of Panama
>Blake Snell (The guy who has won two Cy Young Awards) going pitch for pitch with Jesus Luzardo (The guy who famously got hurt playing videogames)I think they got mixed up
Schwarber = SargeHarper = SimmonsRealmuto = GrifCastellanos = DonutFreddie = ChurchMookie = TuckerKike = CabooseOhtani = Tex
>HEY HEY HEY!!!!
sit down schwarber
SLURP ON 'EM, NL
Bum
Sit the FUCK down!!Walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!
>>151230084thats good to know - im still annoyed that theyre doing it during the baybaw
Let him walk.
>>151230069>>151230094it's fine, but not for someone with 100s of millions in the bank
Snell needs to fix those bags under his eyes. Looking dead inside
When does anything happen in this sport
>>151230125too much video games
>>151230125thats where he stores his chakra
>>151230130when the shitty bullpens come in
>>151230116is it one of those party destinations where the entire economy is built around fleecing drunk 20 something year olds?
>>151230135What does he play?
>>151230130when you least expect it
Why is Alec Bohm batting 4th? The Dodgers aren't batting their AI Generated catcher 4th
>>151230125Him and Harper were spotted in Kensington before the game
Lizard-o is fucking quality How many years left on his 'tract?
>>151230141pretty much
keklmao>>151229607when's it coming bro?
I HECKIN LOVE PITCHERS DUELS!
I think it's time I just close the tab and watch literally anything else.
>>151230161one more year I think
I love this team.
>>151230125Be nice anon it's genetic
You guys haven't said ONE (1) nice thing about Snell, what the fuck
>>151230130Eventually
Can the Frauders please not face Mickey Mouse competition?
2ez
Bohm is a fucking bum
no way the Dodgers are going to let themselves repeat so they can guarantee their trust fund won't be able to have top priority of every free agent, right? they're going to honorably throw the CS or WS, to ensure it doesn't happen, right?
>>151230170eek
>>151230173Trey Yesavage had 10 strikeouts by this point
>>151230183>8 legs>+138
>>151230183a bold parlay
>>151230095Beast
>>151230086Nothing comes close to Russell Wilson fleecing the broncos
>>151230183whats this paying? I cant read american odds
SNELL COMPLETE GAME
>>151230173the black man marches on
>>1512302021.38x the original bet
>>151229064Why no score
>>151230141cancun is mostly a resort spot so everything is usually free (after the $2000-$3000 booking fee).
>>151230183Nigga gonna win $38 lmao
>>151230202for every 100 dollars you bet, you will get 138 dollars
>>151230201Broncos country, let's ride!
Gonna score some fuckin runs today or what
>>151230186People don't realize the extent of the hole the Dodgers are digging for themselves. Luxury tax and deferrals... Wait until Ohtani's twilight years when the window is closed... It'll be 40 years before they go back.
>>151230210>>151230216only? feel like thats a weak return
>>151230227>8 legs>+138yes because each of those individual legs is probably super juiced
>>151230222Ends in a draw
START SCORING SOME RUNS BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>151230223LA will be under water by then and Ohtani’s children will be eating beans once he cleans out their college funds gambling and runs off with a child bride.
>>151230201Deshaun Watson would like to have a word with you
Everything is going the pitchers' way
AT LEAST WEAR THE PITCHER DOWN HOLY SHIT
doggie doo doos
this game is going by too fast
>>151230095doyer legend
Luzardo god
some fucking bunt, when Marsh was on first Otto should've fucking bunted him over
cubwers will btfo either of these teams.
These dweeb commentators and eat my hairy smelly Philly cheese steak ass. Jesus fuck
>both pitchers throw a complete game>they bring relievers in to the 10th and both teams chokeimagine
zzzzz
>>151230258Shut the fuck up
inb4 Thomson pulls him too early
>>151230173He's dominating the 9 gutless, yellow bellied quitters they call the "Phillies bats"
>>151230173Husky legend Blake Snell
>>151230258open the fuck down
i saw Schwarber hit 4 dingers in a game
>>151230266nah, one of them will fuck up before long
>>151230215he'll net $138
These ai commercials piss me off
>>151230296snelltdown soon!
Pitching master class rn
>>151230290against the braves AA squad
>>151230290>not a home run cycle I sleep
>>151230223Japanese fans have already paid for Ohtani's contract
>>151230290I saw the many games before and after that.
>>151230299Shouldve bought $138 dollars worth of scratch tickets
>>151230210Absolute retard. It’s 2.38x the original bet because you get your wager back
It's 4:20
>Game started an hour ago>already in bottom of the 5th inningwtf is this, baseball is not meant to be this fast
>>151230328
>>151230328No it's not, it's 7:21
Halladay took a speedball and killed himself crashing a plane into the ocean how is that tragic that’s entirely self-inflicted
Phillies will be the first team in MLB history to get no-hit twice in the postseason
>>151230339No, it's 19:21.
>>151230339>>1512303285:21 here in western SD
>>151230251Chris Davis would like a word.
>>151230328Marijuana is bad for you
>>151230340People like to pretend is isn’t for some reason because he was good at baseball
>>151230340didnt he take people out with him or was that the marlins pitcher on the boat?
>>151230340always wondered if it was a suicide
at least get a hit so we don't got to hear about potential no hitters
>>151230364That was Jose Fernandez the Marlins pitcher
>>151230364That was Jose Fernandez
Both of these guys will go 8 IP dont they?im feeling like its the 10th inning already and if someone gets a run its over.
>>151230328its october
>>151230337unfortunately the players cant be trusted not to lollygag every game out to 4 hours so now baseball sucks
The crowd is just not into this. We've been broken
NO HITTER BROKEN
>>151230389Residente?
>>151230372>>151230376marlins had 5 or 6 hof talents pass through in 5 years and won nothing
why are phillies fans so wicked ugly
Doyerbros...
Why the Phillies are in pink? Looks gay...
>no hitter deadfucker didn't even let me get the screenshot for the 6th inning
>>151230389thats quite the punchable face
NO HITTER OVERNEW BALLGAME BITCHES
At least Edmundo Sosa still has the bitches that love him
uh oh snelly
just did a really nice poo
>>151230349western San Diego?
PRIDE OF PANAMARIDEOFPANAMA
>>151230411>Bombston Kek
>>151230420someone sounds jelly
>>151230420Hey how dare you that's WWE Hall of Famer.. uhh one of the two twins that had a scat fetish.
SNELLTDOWN
>Dodgers failing to do something the Astros didtypical.
We're going to have to use the Bullpen
Only Sosa has done anything
>>151230438>one of the two twins that had a scat fetishDamn am I happy I never watched wrassling
>>151230449bitches love sosa
>6th inning alreadyWTF
>>151230449PANAMA WINSAMERICA LOSTJAPAN LOSTPERU LOSTDR LOSTPR LOSTVENEZUELA LOST
>>151230444You're not the Altanta Braves, you're safe.
>2 out bloop single>groundoutyawn
>>151230455Wild fires though
>>151230443play without cheating?
>row-harsWhy do brown people spell their name wrong?If your name is Rowhars then spell it that way
>anime big pharma adsyour thoughts?
>>151230465true i forgot about that
>>151230455https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombardment_of_Ellwood
>>151230444dave will allow him to throw 110. no way snell wants to get pulled until hes fully gassed
>only 1 hit from each teamjesus
ANIME DRUG ADS?!?! KINO!!!!!!!!!!!
>>151230479>schwarber 0% avg/ops
>>151230458I mean it was a real thing, not a storyline. like they had people shit on their chests
>AI ads>pharma AI ads that are 60 seconds of a side effect list
>anime drugs commercialsnever forget who runs this shit
>burger ads>advertising drugs for bipolar and schizophrenia>during a baseball gamekekI love america
>AI animated drug ad>voiced by an indian womanof fucking course
>Ohtani's only postseason hits came against the RedsReds were a statpad team...
>>151230455https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_San_Bernardino_attack2025... I am forgotten
>>151230483isnt that a sign of significant trauma?
>>151230471
Yeah I’m thinking he sucks
Philies fans are alright in my books. Hope you have funs these games bros
>>151230476Japan wanted to use plague as a weapon against southern californiahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_PX
>>151230340Wait did he really? I knew about Jose Fernandez and his boating accident but I never knew Hallady did as well
>>151230505I'm numb.
>Will Smith catching the rest of the gamePhillies are gonna score 9 runs next inning
>>151230501people will do anything for money
nu tho?
>>151230502based
>>151230455Jonestown, Manson Murders, Rodney King Riots are all valid
>>151230480>Bipolar people like AnimeSomehow I am not surprised
>>151230493peak americana
>>151230519Yep it’s on his Wikipedia page
my doggiedoos keep swinging at the first pitch
release... the juiced balls
>>151230492schizos love baseball and anime
>>151230535About 50% of the time
>anime ad>it's targetted to the mentally illkek can't make this shit up
Fuck that would have been good
>no showtani
>0-7 with 5 strikeouts so far this serieswhat does Ohtani do?
0-7htani
This is gonna come down to a late dinger and who has the shittier bullpen
I just want to point out that first pitch was like, an hour and 10 minutes ago
>>151230552
>>151230563he allows us to dream :)
everything is hooking foul, this is awful lmao
>>151230565So the dodgers will lose. GG Philies 1-1, good pitcher duel tho!
>>151230572>>151230572
Mookie Betts plays pickle ball, so I like him
I'm watching with the HBO app and can't see any of the commercials. What am I missing? Any screenshots of weeb suicide?
almost all the Dodger-Phillie games this season were tight most of the way
>>151230574Ohtani hit it foul for entertainment purposes
>>151230340you'd think ballplayers would have learned not to try to pilot their own planes
>>151230505Thanks. It's painful. Phils do amazing during the season then just shit the bed during the post season.
>bottom of the 6th>scoreless drawI didn't realize it was still spring training
>>151230551The other half the time they hate anime because it's derivative bullshit and they're gonna make something better because the voice in their head is God's
>whiffb owl
Cmon Schwarber Hit it!!!!!!
This is it Phils need to make something happen right there Cmon!!!!
Doggie dooz kek
someone needs to thwack the ball
>Filthy
its over
It begins
