• 2nd most playoff wins of all time• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history
Penis Jr.
>>151229352It's funny how people are trying to tiptoe around the fact that the Chiefs are about to have the AFC in the palms of their hands again.
0-2 against Brady in the offs btw
The New York Jets, whatever happened there.
Remember when the Eagles lost to the Broncos in just 1 quarter yesterday?
>>151229332>4-14-1>4-14-1>4-14-1>4-14-1>4-14-1>4-14-1>4-14-1>4-14-1UH OH, STINKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love my Bakey :)https://x.com/GuardsJoey/status/1975182847477485790
>>151229332Sexy Moms in your area
My Rammies :)
I wanna have sex with a black girl and I want her to call me "nigga" while I'm hitting it. (I'm white)
Just don't have Jalen throw the ball and the Eagles easily win the owl
I chuckled
>>151229380We may never see a performance like this again. Bo Nix is making history and I say this objectively
>>151229406Worse than prison 2bh.
>Just don't let our highly paid QB actually play QB and we'll win!What is this strat called?
>>151229395this. i want a hood rat black girl with tattoos, kids, and gang affiliation.
>>151229393>MaRammiesGrown ahhhh man btw 2025 talking like this
>>151229416It's called smart because squirts can't throw for shit lmao
>>151229395Why?
>>151229412Hes so fucking wrinkly for his age poor guy
>Ennis Rakestraw out for season>Terrion Arnold out for a while, possibly season>DJ Reed out for at least three more gamesLionsbros we are so back... To having a shit secondary
>>151229412What is up with his skin?
>>151229395I lost my virginity to a black girl but she was one of them ones who grew up in the suburbs
>>151229374>Didn't have WR1 and WR2>Started a rookie LT, Josh Simmons who will only get better>Started a novice LG, Kingsley who had 0 experience at guard position. He will get betterChiefs have room to grow, other teams can only get worse from injuries.
>>151229441Well well well...
>>151229395I had this once but she was a nerdy black girl that never said nigger or nigga so it was weird
>>151229443He's secretly 40
how much did he drink?!
>>151229416It's called not being a shitter that can't into team buildingThe less you have to ask of your QB the better, it's just common sense
Zoomer black girls are all weebs
>>151229395
*buttfumbles the soap in prison*
Mark Sanchise did nothing wrong
>>151229468"What are you gonna do, stab me?"-Mark Sanchez that got stabbed
>>151229477And that's a good thing
>>151229454>>Started a rookie LT, Josh Simmons who will only get better>>Started a novice LG, Kingsley who had 0 experience at guard position. He will get betterI've been watching horrible OLs for half my life and you could not be more wrong
>>151229393Mareep is a sheep. Its even in the name to help you out
>>151229427>talking like this>Grown ahhhh man
Why aren't you faggots posting more Mommy Irsay? You niggas queer or something?
>>151229427my b cuh I was just tryna keep it light for the yns itt
>>151229531Dude, get off my case
>>151229531Yes I am queer and proud
>>151229516>I've been watching horrible OLs for half my life and you could not be more wrongWhat do you mean. Both Josh and Kingsley are getting better with each game. Mahomes wasn't running for his life in the last 5 quarters.
>>151229531Do it yourself or stfu gaylord
>>151229548caleb....
>>151229553He will be sunday
>>151229380
kekkers
>>151229553>Mahomes wasn't running for his life in the last 5 quarters.They weren't playing the Eagles, Chargers, or the Giants' cardio line
>>151229574thankfully the Bills game was in the later slot so they count as the last team to be undefeated, thereby inheriting the curse instead of the Eagles
>Still hungoverWhat's the best way to sober up so I can drink during the game?
>>151229651Mark...you're being sued
>>151229651Suck coffee in with your asshole.
someone post a mina
>>151229651saltwater up the ass
>>151229672No!
>>151229651You get hungover since your brain runs out of fluids while you're sleeping and it shrinks your brain. The trick is to drink a shit ton of water before you go to sleep which prevents a hangover. Once you have a hangover you are fucked. And any tricks to ease a hangover are all lies.
>>151229651Advil, eggs, water, tea, hair of the dog
Super Bowl teams don't blow two score leads.
>>151229651It’s too late, just start drinking
>>151229651Greasy fast food borgor or peetzer usually does the trick for meOr just anything high in fat really
The last undefeated team hasn't won the Owl in 20 years. Ruh-roh Razorkek and Nigglefags.
>>15122939210,000% would.
>>151229662kek
Is there any fanbase more delusional than the Chiefs? You lost your only 2 games on the schedule against decent teams, and your only wins are against the 2 worst teams in the league.Beat somebody before you talk your shit. Beating the Giants and Ravens doesn't mean jack shit to anyone and we're all laughing at you for thinking it does.
>>151229736Fucking HR lady being on the sidelines during the game would drive me fucking insane
>I said get ready...>come on who's ready????>ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALLLLLL?????
>What team do I root for? That's easy, it's the one that's currently winning.
>>151229685queer
>>151229767There are like 200 ppl on each sideline, who cares
>>151229690The Rams did.https://www.espn.com/nfl/game/_/gameId/401326599/49ers-rams
>>151229776This one was great
>>151229374Beat someone real first. Putting up less points against the Giants than Spencer Rattler doesn't count faggot.
The Dolphins absolutely fucking STINK!
>>151229751Is there anyone more delusional than Chiefs haters? They played two great teams close and that's with starting a rookie LT, a position that Mahomes has come to heavily distrust over the past couple seasons and they still haven't gotten all of their weapons back. You're insane to look at those games and then have the opinion to think that the Chiefs shouldn't be trending upwards. Then again, you're mindbroken by the Chiefs, so you ignore all context when it comes to them. I'm pretty sure you'll be happy to whine about the refs when they start winning again though, so you can look forward to that.
The Jaguars absolutely fucking STINK!
>>151229767Yeah, it would drive my dick insane.
>lions offense is best in the league >Offensive line is serviceable >Defensive line is good >Linebackers and safety are great>Cornerbacks are in absolute shamblesWell at least I know how they are going to break my heart in the playoffs this year
>>151229853You're a fucking faggot. They got beat down both those entire games and only made the games 1 score games in garbage time and had no legitimate chance to win.Your team scored less against the Giants than the Saints you dumb fucking nigger. The 1-3 Texans housed the Ravens way fucking harder than your faggot nigger mutt QB. There is no reason to be excited about the results of the 4 Chiefs games so far as a Chiefs fan unless they're delusional.
>>151229842kek lolphinsKek pooa
Tonight, i am a jags fan
just another year for the chorgers, eh?
>>151229751>>151229853>>151229884>Chiefs without their WR1 and WR2 only lost by 1 possession against the #1 and #2 ranked defense of 2024.This is the best Chiefs team of the Mahomes era and will be the first to have a top 5 offense AND defense by the end of the season. Their defense is trending to be the 3rd best of the Mahomes era and their WR corps (when healthy) will be the 2nd best. Not to mention their OL is solid and has depth (they haven't had to activate Jaylon Moore who they are paying 20M). Their starting LT and LG had 0 professional experience at their position yet held their own against the Giants who have the best pass rush. They will get better. Mahomes has never lost a Superbowl when he had a solid OL.
The Jets absolutely fucking STINK!
>>151229884Those Giants beat the Chargers with ease.
>>151229894Okay so you're just retarded and facts don't matter to you.Enjoy getting skull fucked by Danny fucking Jones if you even make the playoffs faggot.
>>151229884Look man, you can keep telling yourself this but it won't change the fact that the Chiefs are setting up to be the class of the AFC yet again. Also, I'll gladly keep talking shit when my team has been to 3 straight Super Bowls and won two of them and is Quarterbacked by someone who has the 2nd most playoff wins of all time and is already a 1st Ballot HoFer. I think I've got plenty of fucking leg to stand on here. Sucks to be you.
>>151229915You're a casual. The Chargers lost both their OT's and 2 of their interior linemen and Justin Herbert has had more pressures against him than Josh Allen had the entire 2024 season in just the last 3 weeks. When the Chargers had an intact offensive line? They shit on the Chiefs with ease.
>>151229406that's a good one
I don't care for the browns
>>151229929No, facts don't matter your retarded ass. You act like we're supposed to forget who the Chiefs are and the standard of excellence they've set because they lost close to two teams while missing key pieces and with a green LT who will keep getting better as the season goes on. It's a genuinely stupid position to assert that Chiefs fans shouldn't be bullish on their team right now. I'm laughing at you right now. KWAB
>>151229952So like I said you don't care about facts. Your wins this season are meaningless so far and y ou haven't proven shit.
I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT
>>151229970I dont care for 31 teams in this league
>>151229970A daring synthesis
>>151229985Well the rest of us are laughing at you tranny.
You know the fat kid on the float that says he rizzes? That's me, conceptually and literally.
>>151229894>Chiefs without their WR1 and WR2 lostImagine
>>151229929Who is good in the AFC?>BillsThey only beat the 1-4 Dolphins, 1-4 Saints, 1-4 Ravens, and 0-5 Jets. They just lost to the Patriots.>ChargersThey lost to the Giants. The same Giants our Chiefs bootyblast.>SteelersWith a one-legged 40 year old Aaron Rodgers. Kek.>BroncosThey lost to the Daniel Jones Colts and Bo Nix is playing like shit.
>>151229994Oh. I didn't realize we were talking about teams.
>>151229956Its funny how offensive line suddenly matters when it happens to a QB that has only choked in his biggest games and wasn't going to win shit anyways. When it happens to Mahomes and the Chiefs, it gets brushed off like it's not big deal. You're all so fucking hypocritical and biased. I'll enjoy watching the Chorgers free fall, not like they were gonna do anything in the playoffs anyways.
>>151229956>When the Chargers had an intact offensive line? They shit on the Chiefs without their WR1 and WR2Chargers just lost their last two. They are bums. Stop talking about them.
Dem Boyz would bootyblast both of these shit teams
>>151229989I'm cumming in the air tonight too
>>151230006I dont know what rizz means
>>151230041Then call you a bitch over.
>>151229988See you at the Arrowhead Invitational
>>151230017Nothing wrong with losing to the Colts. I think they're actually legit
We should have 2 MNF games every week
>>151230017Everyone's just getting behind the Colts because they wanna peek at Carlie's ass
>>151230017And uh, remind me who the Chiefs have beaten again?
>>151230062TrueThe bible doth say it is a sin to spill mine seed upon the ground
>>151230073Her eyes are fucking psychotic
>>151230073why does she always look like an insane person, those eyes don't lie
Thro pix
Coach Primate
>cowboys fans celebrating a week 5 loss by the eagles like they made the NFCCGkwabs
>>151230080It's better to bust on a whore than bust on the floor.
>>151230017>>Chargers>They lost to the Giants. The same Giants our Chiefs bootyblast.You lost to them
>>151229956>>151229884>>151229751Chiefs were a coinflip in overtime from playing in 6 of the last 7 Super Bowls. They run this league. The worst Mahomes has ever done is lose in overtime of conference championship games. History tells us the Chiefs will be fine, the same can't be said of your poverty franchise. Now stop @ing me pissant. Only Eagles, 49ers, Packers, and Lions fans can respond to me.
>>151229352He ain't winning fuck all ever again.
>Bringing up Dem Boyz unpromptedI've never seen a fan base as insecure as Fentadelphia's.
>>151230093No ints yesterday
>>151229894>Drafting a LT who suffered a career altering injuryI hope he doesn't re injure his patellar tendon because we'll never hear the end of it from this schizo
>>151230073>>151230087>>151230090She'd probably be the best fuck of your life though
>the afc north is the best division in footba...
>>151230087>>151230090Is it weird they're definitely her father's eyes, she looks psychotic, but they also look like great sex eyes.
>>151230131or if he catches the flu
>>151230134There's almost like a sadness behind her boss lady facade
The Eagles are hot stinky dogshit and you have to come to terms with that fact
>>151230087She looks like she would stare at you silently without moving while you plowed her
>>151230111you use the flu as an excuseI have zero respect for you or your opinions
Just ate taco bell. Can't wait to take a big giant Jalen Hurts after the game.
>>151230154in that pic, she looks like the only one saddened by her father's passing
>>151230134Kek at the makeup on right. Full clown face paint
>>151230134She's the most sober of her sisters but she's clearly a drinker who does some of that Ritalin/Vyvance/Adderall
>>151230158They're a good team but their coordinators suck. Siriani is a roster and coordinator baby
>>151230087She’s jewish
>>151230193Yeah but they're a family riddled with substance abuse who all have light blue eyes, it's pretty clear how her sisters are smiling if you look at their pupils.
>>151229853Veach blew up the OL and you're never winning shit again
>>151230226even better
>>151230077Giants and Ravens (combined 2-8 record)
>>151230226I love her.
>>151230229..and other copes you can repeat as you cry yourself to sleep at night!
Zestier than Caleb
The Browns were so fuckin dumb to give up on Bakey
>>151230294
Just took a huge Jalen Hurts. Christ, it fucking reeked.
kek packtards still seething today about the Kangz.
>>151230289It was absolutely fucking insane that they saw Baker struggling while playing through a shoulder injury and thought "Yeah we should get rid of him for the peanut plunderer
>>151230289BakeGOD has always been the TRUTH
>>151230304>>151230317It's honestly hilarious to see people debating Hurts. Who gives a shit? He won an owl and everyone from that team including him will probably be gone (besides a few) in like 3 years anyway. Almost time to reload for another run.
Any site to stream ABC for mnf?t. poorfag with no antenna for locals on tv
TITI ME PREGUNTO SI TENGO MUCHAS NOVIAS
Carlie is the definition of Elder Millennial Mom
>Jalen>Good statslmao
>>151230362The only verified sources we should listen to is dov
>>151230335Im glad that he has been vindicated, especially since I've defended him for so long. I hate that he had to join the Cucs though.
>>151230134Carlie looks a little like her shiksa mother but those jew genes from their grandparents are still pretty strong
Just sent this in to the MIT scientists of today and they did indeed confirm that 7 is more than 3.
>>151230381Jewish women are hot as fuck. Not sure what you're complaining about.
>>151230289>GET ME UP>GET ME UP>I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO THE FANS>I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO THE FANS>rRrRrRrRrRr FIRST DOWN BABY, FIRST DOWN
>>151230380Gotta admit, it looked real fuckin' dark in Carolina.
>>151230362translation: they are all faggots who fucked for hours and got AIDs from each other.
>>151229352
>>151230362About life?Motivational quotes?
>>151230362translation: they're forming a revolutionary group and will overthrow the OC
>>151230378they were better than Bo Nix's
>>151230362And Patullo? Was he jacking off in his office?
>>151230425Except that ol' win/loss column...
Jalen Hurts just missed a wide open AJ Brown over my house again!
>>151230343Get an antennaPPV.to
>>151230425He won the fucking game. Shut your ass up.
>>151230440I think both of them have their holes VERY open.
I would have sex with Kay Adams if I can be quite frank and honest.
>>151230442wow it's just like flowchart said
Why does Pat McAfee hate the Broncos so much?
Hey, Alexa! What's the combined win/loss records of the teams the queefs have "defeated" this season?
>>151230396Still does kek
Why did the Bears skip on Jayden Daniels and Drake Maye for Gayleb?
>>151230482Blo Dix has a very hateable face
>>151230466She's definitely the first proper Millennial sports owner
>>151230496Because GODleb is going to ascend into Godhood. He's played well so far this year.
>>151230470What flowchart? Who cares about some picture some idiot made somewhere? I don't.
>>151230394This is not true. The average jewess is fucking hideous.
>>151230468She's saving herself for marriage (with me).
>>151230489As baffled as I was that the Browns gave up on Baker, I was even more baffled that the Panthers DECLINED a trade with the Rams that would've gotten them two firsts for Brian Burns.
>>151230487The Kansas Shithole Queefs beat 2 teams with a combined record of 2-8 kekaroo
>>151230167Chiefs had a win streak over the Broncos dating back to the Obama administration and the one game they lose it's when Mahomes had a flu. Coincidence?https://www.si.com/nfl/broncos/onsi/news/patrick-mahomes-flu-broncos-chiefs>Patrick Mahomes has the flu. He was feeling sick on Saturday. He has been receiving IVs both yesterday and today. He is not feeling great, but he will play, per source
>>151230499Robert...
>>1512304991980 is still Gen X
>>151230509Drake Maye just balled out on Primetime and Jayden Daniels made the NFC Championship. What has Gayleb done besides paint his nails and get sacked?
>>151230522The Chargers deserve to eat shit for leaving San Diego to go to a city where nobody wants them.
>>151230115see >>151230111
>yeah but the broncos!kek. why is the muttlover SO obsessed with the broncos? Would it happen to be because a certain, AHHH CHOOO, excuse me, football game?
>>151230548Do you actually watch him play or are you just bitching for the sake of it. He and Rome are literally the only players worth a shit now on their offense. It would do them wonders if their offensive line could not commit 50 presnap penalties and holds and if they could actually fucking run block.
>>151230496It doesn't matter at all. Caleb could have been the 2nd coming of Peyton Manning or Tom Brady where they had the drive and talent to turn a mediocre team into a contender and the Bears would have found a way to fuck him up and turn him into a bust.
>>151230536>it's when Mahomes had a flu.
>>151230499I don't know, ROBERT.
DA FLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
>>151230540Millennials start in 1980 cause ET, Reagan deregulating ads and Cable TV.
>>151230619>>151230538I shouldn't have Streisanded myself.
>>151230158They fall into stubborn bullshit too much instead of making good adjustments. They literally only got 4 rushing yards the second half. Not even the worst teams will do that.
>>151230589You fags talked about how Caleb got a new oline this off season and how great he's gonna be now with these vets and Ben Johnson. Kek
>>151230530>>151230487Hey dumb and dumber, and the beginning of the season. Almost all teams look like frauds right now. Who have the Bills beat aside from 1-4 Dolphins, Saints, and Jets. The Eagles were the only team with a good resume and they got exposed by the Broncos. There is no great team this season. They're all frauds. At least the Chiefs have an excuse since they didn't have their WR1 and WR2 and are starting two novices on their OL.
>>151230648Its okay buddy. Whos your favorite team?
>>151230589>Rome>calling dudes on your TV that you don't even know by their first name..Weird.
>>151230579Chiefs fans are obsessed with the Broncos. They're traumatized by decades of being beaten by the Broncos
>>151230667>Hey dumb and dumber, *it's* the beginning of the season
>>151230667AHHHHHHHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>151230671The one the guy named Robert you know's favorite team is
>>151230499>this dopey-looking motherfucker gets to plow a crazy milf nightlyIt isn’t fair
The Chiefs are the only team in NFL history to have injured starters.
IM GONNNA FLUUUUUUUUUUU!
This ESPN commentary is fucking terrible.
>>151230667The Bills have double the collective wins of the teams the Chiefs beat lole
>>151230696>gets to watch three members of the Indianapolis Colts plow a crazy milf nightlyFTFY
He had the flu, you fucking assholes. Let it go
>>151230510doesn't suddenly make it untrue
Literally nobody is talking about the Broncos. Then the webm spammer mentions the Broncos flu game >>151230167 so I respond to it here >>151230536 Now dumb >>151230579 and dumber >>151230679 claim Chiefs fans are obsessed with the Broncos.
>>151230713(Randomly selected starters on the O and D lines (black only))
>>151230727Thanks for proving the point lmao
>>151230692Answer the question
>>151230734You know Daniel Jones is getting in on that.
>>151230706Thanks for reminding me Mahomes is the only QB who doesn't have a INT since that dropped pass was not his fault.
>>151230727wait you think I'M the webm spammer just because I brought up you using the flu as an excuse?god damn you are a paranoid schizophrenic
>>151230727
>>151230772Jerruh is a gigachad and nobody can deny that.
While watching the game tonight should I eat crackers and beef jerky or rice and eggs?
>>151230772BASED FUCKING JERRY!
Since when is posting NFL content to the NFL thread "spam"?
>>151230749lol now you're doing spiritual INTs and non-INTs, you loser?and you can't even be right about that even if that pick never happened
>>151230789>rice and eggs?youll make fried rice if youre not a lazy coward.
>>151230772It's going to be glorious when he sees his team go one and done for the billionth time.
>>151230789Rice and beef jerky
On paper this is the best Chiefs team I've seen in my life. They still have the elite defense of 2023, but now they have an abundance of weapons and a stable OL.Chiefs only looked bad since they didn't have their two best weapons and played 3 teams with elite pass rush. Their LT and LG are now playing at a starter level. This is the scariest NFL team in years. Prime Mahomes with weapons AND a defense.
>>151230749>Mahomes is the only QB who doesn't have a INT
Anyways, here more "spam" for you seething bitches.
>>151230843>a fucking nick kike quote
>>151230789Taylor you should finish the fifth you're working on, text Dolly Parton that you love her and fall asleep in the second quarter.
>Webm spammer is uppity since his shitty Buccaneers won against the Seahawks.Sad
>>151230889Can we finally admit that Nick Wright is based and knows ball?
>>151230893>>151230893>>151230893>>151230893Game thread to be honest desu
>cuckaneers Wait...I thought was a broncuckcuckckekkekekeks fan...?
Patrick Mahomes is the first QB by age 29 to be 2-2 after beating 2 teams competing for top 5 draft picks
mnf >>151230921>>151230921
>>151230854Does count, he was injured and sat out games.>>151230808Lamar spiritually had 0 INTs in the previous regular season. None of those INTs were his fault.
>>151230727SCHIZO ALERT
>>151230902>>151230929The game hasn't even begun, and you fags are already thread splitting.
Who's hiring him as the head coach next year? Has a team ever had their OC poached for a HC job 3 years in a row before?
>>151231016Yes, the eagles have for like 5 now.
>>151231054And they're all fucking shit LMAO Meanwhile Dave Canales might get himself into a wild card this year and the Jaguars look legit.
>>151231082Ok.
I can't wait to get some screencaps of Lisa Salters' sexy ass
>>151230763Is he really running for President?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9jKQulDRCQ
>>151230798Lots of things trigger the Schizo even though he's the one that constantly spams
Could you imagine this place had Jalen Hurts caught his own hail mary yesterday
If Reggie Bush played today he'd win multiple MVPs
>>151229531I'm bi actually
>>151231129She's such a fucking GILF
>>151231332Go Chiefs btw
>>151229531>niggasYou will never be black. You don't have rizz. You don't have aura.
reminder: it's not Justin's fault
>>151231465YES I DO. YES I DO. I HAVE AURA.
>>151231465Explain this
>>151231500Any man that must say "I have aura" has no aura.
>>151230017The Daniel Jones Colts have a better record than your shit team
Patrick Mahomo sucks dick
>>151231561nah i do
>>151231465Scared lil blk boi?
I just realized the officials improperly used replay assist to nullify an intentional grounding
reminder: if the jags win it's an asterisk because we're missing a starting tackle
what's this look called?
>>151231485No, it's everyone else's fault for not making him an RB.
>>151231896The picnic table.
>>151231610Travis...
>>151231896The Cuck with money look
>>151231896It's called the "Autistic man has image consultant assigned to him."
HE'S FAST
>>151231485(((dov)))
>>151231997I'm just saying man, one of these days he's either going to catch that, or Jalen Carter is going to intercept the spike
>>151231896
>>151231997>pulls his hammy
travis hunter mogging kelce for a 3rd down stop
>>151232181Kelsey flu status?
>>151232181how is that not pass interference?
>>151232181ALL pick plays should be illegal. Such a jewish playcall
>>151232211patrick, you're on offense. pay attention.
>the only good QB for the Jets in the history of /sp/ is a felon who beat up a 70 year old truck driver while drunkI don't think a single fanbase in all sports has it worse than them
Love my BakeyLove my governor
>>151232211You gotta be 5 yards past the LoS for DPI
>throwing the ball after stepping over the LoS legit fucking retard
>>151232278generational talent btw
https://www.ranker.com/list/all-new-york-jets-quarterbacks/ranker-nfl>Mark Sanchez #13KEK
dumb fuck
>>151232278brett favre did that as a 35 year old man in the playoffs. t-law is no brett favre, but still, happens to the best of us. but do that twice in the same game like jalen milroe once did at bama, and then i'll start questioning your mental faculties
>>151232258>Mo-Ron DimSantiscringe
Mahomo crying getting in the ref's faces like a 10 year old in pop warner. What a fucking faggot
>>151232258fucking ron desantis is a better ball knower than the browns front office
So I was never onboard with the refs rig for the chiefs…but apparently they’re allowed to use picks and hip drop tackles and it’s not a penalty?
>>151232580hip drop tackles are never a penalty, they're a fine.
hmm...
>>151232278If Allen does that they say his skin flakes are still behind the line so it's legal. Same with Mahomes or Burrow, any Chosen One QB.
TSwift's check to Goodell get cashed yet?
mutthomo's legacy
>>151232706it's legit embarassing. Peyton or Brady would just be like "alright fuck you" and be gathering the offense back up to take advantage of whatever he saw from the D
>>151232706refbros...we're supposed to neutral seethe causers not puppets...
This is so fucking dumb. Football is not even a real game when you have a good QB. It is just offense slop.
they only use the hawk eye tech on irrelevant plays that are clearly 1st downs or short
>chiefswinlul I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.
kwab
did trevor just lose all motivation after winning a natty as a true freshman? he's just tall derek carr now, absolutely no heart, effort or mental development
>>151233400HIs legacy has been irreparably tarnished since Brady left the Patriots.
>>151233400Sounds like my job, kids do a shitty job, but it's >your fault because you're too hard on them and you set expectations, but then their mommy shows up to whine about how harsh you are on their baby boy.
what's his name again?
Who has the mp4 of the three way near interception?
>>151233596
Trevor Lawrence is proof scouting is mostly bullshit. Teams are probably told who to actually draft and that’s primarily how things are rigged and why some teams remain poor.
>>151233654kekat this point, I'd legit take bustin fields over tlaw
>>151233720would you like a bag of shit or a sack of shit?
>>151233692he has elite physical traits but it's been proven over and over that physical traits don't necessarily make you a good qb. It's going to take many more failures to change the conventional wisdom that you can coach up guys as long as a they have the tools
makes ya seethe
>>151233720that throw is fine, the receiver overruns it. if tlaw throws it in stride its a hospital pass
>>151233837This will be pretty funny if the Chiefs lose
>>151233654Beautiful
>>151233876he's their WR5. he's expendable
>>151233837no one tries to light his ass up...hmmm
>>151233903>he's their WR5explains why hes so shit at tracking the ball
i need rare carlies
>>151234214i don't get it
>>151234214Honestly this joke never gets old
Shanahan is a better play caller when he doesn't trust his QB
whenever i think about the pats being good again Hell March starts playing in my head
still can't get over how Arizona lost that game yesterday. perhaps the most embarrassing loss I've ever seen.
>>151234372but he doesn't trust any of his QBs
>>151234446I was going to switch to basedball but then I saw it was a blow out, so I just happened to keep redzone on. Got to see Bucs-Seahawks and Titans-Cardinals. Glad I did.
>>151233654LmfaoCan't MakeThisShitUp!
>>151229332Foles is GOAT jalen hurts SUCKS and it makes me sick
Is it just me or is 7-eleven's pizza actually...good?
>>151231465Shut up, nigga
>>151234627it is because they use higher fat content products. seriously, a slice of their pizza has about double the calories of your "average" slice
I fell asleep watching this game.
>>151231465>You will never be blackAnd that's a good thing
>>151234446the fact that no one was fired or cut just shows that arizona is not a serious football team
>>151234742Demercado should be kicked out of the league. I expect the Cardinals to cut him at the first opportunity.
>>151234859I'd take him on the bears
>>151234859not happening
OH NO THE FLU STRIKES AGAINDO YOU THING WEBMBRO
>chuffs vs jags>chuffs with only 14 points>tied after three quartersAre the chuffs just not good anymore?
>another flu webm
>>151235046>tiednot anymore, lol
>>151235046>>tied after three quartersWhat?
>>151234971What a fag. Why are you apologizing to the retard who DROPPED THE BALL RIGHT BEFORE CROSSING THE PLANE WITH NOBODY CONTACTING HIM
>>151234971oh come on gannon, apologize for what?
>>151235099The greatest flu webm of all time too>>151235127also inaccurate since Hurts and Bustin don't have ints either
>hurr durr travis isn't worth the #2 pickAPOLOGIZE
NOOOOOOO NOT THE FLU N SHEEEEEEIIIIITTTTTT
>>151235135he literally hit him on camera. the NFLPA is going to be up his ass
the jags are elite at forcing turnovers. otherwise I think they're a mediocre team.
>>151234971i've been emari demercado's strongest soldier since tcu's 2022 cinderella season and i hope he redeems himself, but apologizing is ridiculous, you absolutely deserve to get chewed the fuck out for this retarded and avoidable mistake that happens way too often
>>151235222vid? I didn't see it but he deserved it ngl lol
>>151235160>Bustin don't have ints either
>>151235261The other Bustin, lmao
>>151235280Oh right kek. My bad
>>151232747Brady and Manning bitched to the refs every time a call didn't go their way. Some of you faggots need to take a breath, this hysteria is getting embarrassing.
>>15122935250th player with a 99 yard pick six
not patrick's fault. WR didn't get in the right position and the rest of the team whiffed on tackling
>>151235252>>151235314Looks like he just didn't notice the linebacker
>>151235314yeah its never patty's fault is it
Jags have now forced 14 turnovers in a little more than 4 and a half games. That was their 10th INT which is twice as many as the 2nd place team.
>>151235252>>151235347it was simulated pressure
>>151235314kek that pathetic tackle attempt by 15
>>151235314That's 100% on Mahomes dude got LURKED
>>151235252didn't even feel those two guys dropping into coverage. rookie mistake for mutthomes.
Who the fuck was that to Patty? Dude is fucking spiraling. He is more washed than the sheets at a pay by the hour motel
>>151235252>99 yard pick 6Daniel Jones esque
>>151235314Patrick can't throw that, but I mostly blame the play design. The ball is basically designed to be thrown at the linebackers.
Ahem...he gots...da flu...n sheeeit.
Oh wow the player who plays offense and defense is already hurt. Almost like there's a reason people don't do that.
>coofs
>>151235223If Trevor didn't miss so many throws, they'd be really good. Liam Cohen's offense is nice.
>>151235459I always felt bad for Jones on the Giants, happy for him desu.
>>151235260you can't hit your employees. this is america, not india
>>151235531He should've done more than that desu.
>>151235531this is berating? looks like a coach, rightfully, chewing out a nog that gets millions to play recess on TV.
Armstead for Mac Jones what say u Jags
>lolchiefswinsick of reruns
>>151235531I was ready to defend the coach but he looks like a bitch here. Just chew his ass out.
T Lawrence needs to kill himself
you can blow up a receiver before they can even try to catch the ball?
>>151235992the league still wants Mahomes to win, that's all there is to it.
>>151235992If you're the Kansas City Chiefs you can.You're also allowed to set picks beyond 1 yard if you're the Kansas City Chiefs.
>>151235992when you're the chiefs they let you do it
>>151235992refball this blatant is grotesque. 14 out of their 21 points is from refball
>>151235314mmmm wouldnt want to mess with that flu strain
>>151235531It wouldn't be a problem if the races were swapped. Problem is that white people are eternally cucked by blacks due to slavery. So a white coach hitting a black player hits too close to home.
>Joe Buck calling out the refs on mnfWho's going to be in the booth with Troy next week
>>151235992As a Chiefs fan, I will admit that there was extreme fuckery in this game. That being said, I'm happy that the refball is in favor of my team and I don't give a shit desu, I want them to win no matter what. I'm ready to laugh at the Jags and all of you when they win.
>>151236083won't happen, they were shitting on the entire league and refs last game and nothing happened to them.
>>151235992this was challenged and still called a catch by KCthe fix is so fucking in
>>151236083Troy shits on the refs all the time too. They're both based as fuck.Troy and Buck are easily the best announcing duo in football.
>>151235992
>>151236103>I will admit that there was extreme fuckery in this game. That being said, I'm happy that the refball is in favor of my team and I don't give a shit desu, I want them to win no matter what.that's the respectable take, idk why so many deny it. embrace it
>>151236111>non-catch called a catch>ball broke the plane>OPI not called for a TD>DPI not called and set up a TDthat's just one fucking game
>>151236113Troy's story last week was hilarious about telling Jerry Jones to his face he doesn't give a shit about the Cowboys stadium and how it's going to be demolished in a few years anyway.
Im just glad kelce x taylor isnt being shoved down everyones throat anymore
>>151235992Within five yards yes
>>151236278I'm upset it isn't because it took my mind off the refball for the choofs
>>151236278Road game and she just released a song about his dick which isn't family friendly. Give it a week.
>>151236278anon... it's week 5they will
>>151236342Why does travis look like the starting center for the houston rockets kek
>>151236278It is. You just don't get the commercials/pre-game bullshit. Neither do I, but it still happens.
>>151236377>She released a song about his dickDoesn't her target demographic consist of largely 12 year old girls? Hardly appropriate.
>>151236428Taylor swift fans grew up with her most of them are late millenialy
There are people in this world that will call the game tonight a "good one" and then go to sleep and go to their 9-5 and clap about how they "pulled out another one!"
>>151236428Her target demographic is just women in general. You can find just as many adult fans as children.
>>151236428bro, swift has been singing for 20
>>151236502speak of taylor and targets gets my finger itchy...anyway, go 9ers or colts or someone.
>>151236488literally me
>be dirty Mexican beaner>try to be an American>give a man a rimjob on live tv>get stabbed
This is just going to be another queefs game where they just barely squeak by with a little "help" right?
>>151236582butt fumble
>>151236542is she talking about anal or does she have the condition where it's hard to get wet?
>>151236488Meanwhile the chiefs will win another Super Bowl and you will cry and masturbate about it
Troy Aikman is jealous of Mahomes, so he lies to the audience and makes a big deal over non-controversial ref calls or common mistakes.
trevor is playing like a >black qb
>>151236640He has no protection
I take it back. Maybe the Jags aren't frauds
i hate this fraud so much
>the chiefs had only beaten bad teams so far OH NO NO NO CHIEFS HATERS
>>151236693Lol they areThey wont win
>>151229332Oh my God do it Lawrence
>>151236706he was totally going to eat the booger but then he noticed the camera
GO MAHOMIE GO!
Seems like the QBs main job is to snap the ball. How do so many NFL quarterbacks mess this up?
>degay of lame in crunch time at homefor fuck's sake
HAHAHAHAHA MAHOMES WINS AGAIN FAGGOTS
I hope an angry florida man shoots mahomes in the parking lot
Niggas fumble the ball like that. Jaguars are fuckin' losers.
>>151236608>yeah but the blacks on MY tv!kwafaggot
Sorry Mahomo, your time is up
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>buttkisseri take solace that he'll cost the choofs a playoff game
>>151236794>
NO WAY LMAO
OH YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING MAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>refball has turned against the chiefs You LOVE to see it
>>151229352HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>FUCKING TRIPS>STILL MAKES IT INholy shit
What the fuck was that?
Trevor Lawrence showing how to score like a man
NO FUCKING WAY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Holy fuck... post the webm
How did this caveman Jew become more insufferable than Skeyup
HAHA FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUGOT TOO COCKY AND THOUGHT YOU'LL BE BAILED OUT FOREVER
lmao christ, Lawrence is a fucking mess but it worked somehow
fucking BASED
that idiot TLaw literally bumbled into a win
>no flagA flag obviously goes up in the air
>stumble lawrence
CHIEFS DEFENSE KILL YOURSELF NOW
i literally cannot figure out of the Jaguars are good or not
THE DEFENSE GOT DA FLUUUUUUUUUUU N SHEEEEEEEEEIT!
>>151236794OHNONONONONONONONONO
that was such a meme td
>>151236920>Trevor Lawrence showing how to score like a retard
people in this thread really think Mahomes won't at least get a FG with 3 timeouts
FUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
23 seconds is all he needs to make /sp/ seethe for another week. Mentally unshaken. Mahomes WILL do this.
>>151236927he’s not jewish>>151236926post it and you will get banned
HE DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP
>>151236813cope loser lol
Now look in the camera eat the booger, Trevor.
KEK
TGOD
If chiefs lose this their season is over. Even the cowboys look better than them now
>y-yeah but!queefsfags in shambles.
>>151236927He looks fucking worse with the hair and beard than he did as hooknose baldy
>>151236979They'll win.Hail mary Tuddy INCOMINGSCREENSHOT THIS
Refbros, we can do this
>>151237018the first try to get up and failing and falling makes this so good lol
CHIEFS ARE A FUCKING JOKEGAY TEAM, GAY FANS CHIEFS ARE A FUCKING JOKEGAY TEAM, GAY FANS CHIEFS ARE A FUCKING JOKEGAY TEAM, GAY FANS
If Jacksonville don't play defense they deserve to lose.
Hate the Queefs but smelly af that borderline PI is called and Lawrence somehow scores after accidentally falling. And the Queefs have been getting flagged all night fucking finallyThoughts bros? Should I learn to love anti-Ch*ef rigging?
REFCHADS WE DOMINATE
>>151236848Wrong. Most kickoffs are returned past 35 with new rules.
who here /weakmind/?
that TD by trevor is the funniest and most amazing thing I've seen in modern nfl
imagine having as many wins as the bungles lmfao
>>151237046PI on a bomb, putting them in FG range BOOK IT
CHIEFS TD TO WINSCREENSHOT THIS FAGGOTS
Chud Butker with a 63yard FG to send it to OT
Mahomes Magic incoming. TO KELCE! A TOUCHDOWN, NO FLAGS!!!!
3 timeouts though, bills fans are screaming like walter at hank right now. shit ain't over
9 SECONDS QUEEFSFAGS
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAJJSJAJHAJAHAHHAJSHSJHSHSBDHNDBDBDHDHDHSBSHHSHSJSHSHAHAHAHSHSHSHSHAHSHSHSHHAHSHHSHSHSHHSHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAJJA
new>>151237092
this isn’t over
>>151237018Exactly like we drew it up
CHIEFS FUCKING SUCK NOW THEYRE BUCKBROKEN
>>151236927Annoying fan of a team that hasn't done shit in 30 years vs annoying fan of a team that's the current dynasty.
MAHOMES MAGIC COME ON
MAHOMES MAGOC BOMB TD
Don't do this shit to me as a Bills fan and Jags as my 2nd
>>151236974Sorry that your gay little chiefs got crushed.
mutthomes = fraud extraordinaire. but there's no more brady, or manning, or brees or rodgers, well I guess rodgers is still out there but not relevant in yearsthis new era just fucking sucks. the nfl was so much better in the 2000s and 2010s than it is now.
I am ready for some Mahomsian magic.
>>151237139im a bird fan you retard
MAHOMES BUST MAHOMES BUST MAHOMES BUST MAHOMES BUSTMAHOMES BUST MAHOMES BUST MAHOMES BUST MAHOMES BUSTMAHOMES BUST MAHOMES BUST MAHOMES BUST MAHOMES BUSTMAHOMES BUST MAHOMES BUST MAHOMES BUST MAHOMES BUST
>>151237024THE VVHYTE MAN MARCHES ON
man if this quadroon completes a hail mary for the win I swear on the life of my unborn son that I'll never watch football again
Chiefs suck bussy
>>151229352>THE SHITTY OF MAHOMO
They can't call two in a row!!! CLOCK RUNOFF GAME OVER
The Refs and Jags did everything they could to help Mahomes and he still lost.
>>151237018>slips>wins
Fucking lmao. Queefs fans on suicide watch.
This little black qb experiment. It's time to give it a rest.
>>151237190Yea, yea whatever homo slang you guys wanna call yourselves i don't care. Your gay little team just got smoked.
>>151237018>takes a knee>Chefs all break off because play should be called dead and he's killing the clock>refs don't blow the whistle so he just gets up and walks inhmmmm
Trevor >>> MuttAnd it aint even close
>>151237436Nfl doesn't work like college retard, you have to be touched to be down
Are boogers a PED? TLaw may know something that we don't. His passing was perfect after eating that big juicy booger on national television.
NFCN confirmed kings of shit mountain, AFCS just went 4-0 for the first time since week 13 of 2017>>151237573Mutthomo just lost to a literal booger eating retard that can't even get off the ground but he's supposedly the goat to chucklefuck queefs glazers, I'm loling my lmfaos
https://forms.gle/bpTYo7b1Bqojapnw9unlike other power rankings, where teams should be ranked in this one is decided on by your guys' votes. rate how good you think each team is right now on a scale of 0 at worst to 10 at best. I'll post the results on thursday, including the change from last week's ratings.LAST WEEK'S results, for reference:1. (9.091) Philadelphia Eagles2. (9.045) Buffalo Bills3. (8.429) Detroit Lions4. (7.696) Los Angeles Rams5. (7.227) Indianapolis Colts6. (7.182) Kansas City Chiefs7. (7.130) Tampa Bay Buccaneers8. (6.636) Los Angeles Chargers9. (6.545) Seattle Seahawks10. (6.304) Green Bay Packers11. (5.957) Pittsburgh Steelers12. (5.696) Jacksonville Jaguars13. (5.565) Washington Commanders14. (5.435) Denver Broncos15. (5.261) Dallas Cowboys16. (5.182) Chicago Bears17. (5.130) Baltimore Ravens18. (5.087) San Francisco 49ers19. (4.609) Minnesota Vikings20. (4.591) Arizona Cardinals21. (4.409) New England Patriots22. (3.739) Atlanta Falcons23. (3.565) New York Giants24. (3.545) Houston Texans25. (2.913) Las Vegas Raiders26. (2.783) Miami Dolphins27. (2.682) Cleveland Browns28. (2.091) Carolina Panthers29. (1.682) Cincinnati Bengals30. (1.565) New York Jets31. (1.227) New Orleans Saints32. (0.783) Tennessee Titans
>>151230843Suck my dick you dumb nigger, I told you that you were a retarded delusional faggot. I said that shit with my chest about them only beating shit teams and you got your ass kicked by the Jaguars even with the reffies handing you a free 7 you dumb fucking bitch.
>jags are 4-1
>>151236428Seriously, you can't do that and also pose for photos with sick children in the hospital.
>>151236615Aikman is fucking terrible as a color commenter. It's like listening to your drunk uncle say the most obvious shit ever.
>>151229412Chad Powers ahh looking wigga >>151229423How many miles of heeb cock was she subjected to...
