>>151229862why are you talking to yourself nonce?
Gnev was right
good reply from simon jordan thishttps://x.com/talkSPORT/status/1975274866912993535says what we're all thinking simple as
>>151230076Mad to think you've never had a job and you're pushing 30 isn't it lad
Hello.
Rush is back lads
>>151231057Barnsey too! Kenny getting the las back together for one last bash!
>>151231057rush scored one rush scored two rush scored three and rush scored four
have arsenal ever won one of these?
>>151229983
>>151237595You have divisively divided this thread with your division and football as a whole stands united against your divisive hatred.
There's so many forgettable southern clubs with shit, small fanbases who clog up the PL/Championship.Bournemouth are literally a nothing club with irrelevant fans and a tiny ground who've never done anything of note past getting a rich Russian guy to bankroll them to PL for a few years.Clubs like Bournemouth and Brighton are fucking aids
Just seen a tiktok of Wirtz edited into a bonny blue clip. Its BRVTAL.
why do people think they know more than professional managers
>>151238088tick tock is gay you homo
A lot of anti-foreigner rhetoric going on in here recently. Might have to move over and take some pub jobs away from you.
>>151238242Damn you old af
>>151238258It's a scousaar coping mechanism to distract from their club being pathetic lol
why are players of that complexion so greedy?
>>151238734can't stand that diving snide cunt
>empire is bad>importing empire into the country is goodwhy are they like this?
>Gary Neville demanded a toolbox talk on the construction site for no political messages>later goes on linkedin to give his political thoughts on the union flag
>what if I blamed angry pakistani middle aged men?
saw someone talking about arabs loving brits and americans in previous thread and i can confirm that, 'luv nigel, 'luv yanks, 'luv arr premier league, 'ate the yids, just don like em, simple as.
All Po Palah does is cut inside, shoot, and miss. Get him out my club. YNWA.
>Under pressure! Look, I'm under pressure! Gentlemen, this is relegation manifest! What is the charge? Playing a high line... a succulent high line?
love my countryhate gary neville
no one asked london dipshit
>>151239502hate this selfish cunt
>>151239502Look at this prime Yoruba buck
>>151239502snide cheat who never gets called on it because he plays for british government fc and lives in london
At this moment in time, I like this Gary Neville side, but he's losing too many /brit/-grugs at this moment in time and if he keep losing this many grugs it's difficult for them to buy into his initial set of ideas at this moment in time, so I think he has to change it, I think he has to make the message a bit more simple for these /brit/-grug posters at this moment in time
>>151239568And there was just that moment, that moment in time, where you thought to yourself, ooouh, oooerr hang on a minute, what's happened here? And you just felt.... and it was just like.... it was realleh realleh 'orrible
>>151239434Kek, only good post in a sea of retarded pol nonsense
still can't stop laughing at this
>la liga game in miami>serie a game in perth
>>151239502plays for a meme club but makes retards seethe so he's okay with me
>>151239615>twitter screencaps on 4chan
>>151239610post-arteta arsenal will be hilarious, imagine trying to erase years of his terrorist tactic from the players
>>151239645it's X chud
>post-arteta
>>151239707Sorry, I'm not trans sweaty.
>>151239502Scored and assisted less than Darwin Nunez last year but gets no criticism because starboy is a London media darling playing for a London club. Same for spurs finishing 17th with the 4th highest spend in the league
>>151239502you could see him getting ready to start his limp off on saturday until he stole the pen off Gyokeres
What's set him off? He's been like this yesterday.
how many for piles poois smelly this break?
>Liverpool Football Club
>>151239905Obsessing over Arsenal is unhealthy for this grugwegian. He should limit his seethe to Roy Keane ruining his career for the sake of his own health.City will never be popular. Yanited, despite their misfortunes, are still bigger. Imagine that.
do you think all the class of 92 think like neville
>>151240116how did this make you feel when watching
>>151240124most of the class of 92 don't think.
>oi akhi give me ur air force 1 creps innit
>>151240295famblud init
>>151239889The Haaland was raped poster started posting again. He's been going mental since
Mohamed Salah has completed just one successful dribble (of eight attempted) in the Premier League this season.
>>151239637PLACE SECOND FOREVERWHATEVER THE WEATHERTHESE CHEATS ARE OUR OWNAND THE SHARTWILL LEAVE US NEVERBLUD WILL FOREVERBE IN OUR TECHNICAL ZONE
Had to be up just before 7am for his Jobcentre interview then immediately seething on 4chan (it's our fault he's a worthless waste of space)
>Anthony Gordon faced the media as England's representative as the international camp begins preparations for the latest round of fixtures. Near the end of the interview, Gordon was asked about playing with Nick Woltemade and likened it to playing with Harry Kane. can't be serious ffs
They're talking about Rodri on talkSHITE and how his non-contact ACL tear is the worst sort you can get. Means you'll have problems throughout your career!
would rather watch someone drive a 6 inch nail through my bellend than listen to talksport
>>151240575They’re both tall 9s who are good on the ball and who like to drop deep and link up play, makes sense to me. It’s probably why Bayern were after him so he could be Kane’s understudy. Obviously he’s nowhere near as good as Kane but you can see the similarities.
>semenyo valued at 100mgetting ridiculous now....slapping the 100m price tag on every lad that scores a couple of goals.
that Arsenal obsession isn’t healthy.
>>151240756yeah all these JFs obsessed with an english club is weird, cant be healthygo outside lads, pay attention to your own countries, support your local if you will
>>151240760>>151240765:p
>Newcastle legend Florian Thauvin returns to the French national team to replace Bradley Barcola.
Virgil Van Dijk is zesty af
>When rumors of an exit clause in the summer began to circulate and new Tottenham coach Thomas Frank announced that he would welcome Kane's return to Spurs, the 32-year-old reacted with unusual openness and did not rule out extending his contract beyond 2027. He reiterated this emphatically on Monday.>“As far as staying longer is concerned, I can definitely imagine that,” Kane told English journalists. “I haven't had any talks with Bayern yet, but if it comes to that, I would be willing to talk openly and honestly. Of course, it depends on how next year goes and what we achieve together.” But he is “fully all in” with Bayern.Shearerbros...our record is safe
>>151240903He didn't realise how easy it is to score goals in Germany and wants to stat pad. Can't blame the lad.
>>151240916Plus he gets to statpad in the CL against teams like Chelski and Pafos
I wonder how the football landscape would look if players never got injured, or at least if they never picked up terrible injuries that ruined their careers?
>>151240902>virgin van dyke
This was the England team versus Wales in 2016. Notice where Rooney is. Kane needs to drop to No.10 and have a striker with pace ahead of him.
>>151240993Had Wilshere stayed fit I think England would have performed a lot better at tournaments. Had Owen stayed fit I think we'd probably have won something. Trying to think of England players that got fucked. I kinda wanna say Barkley but I think that was he believed his own hype rather than injuries.
>>151241127holy grim. the only good player there at the time is probably rooney, sterling and walker. rest are nonsense. also all those people talking about kane 'dropping deep because he's old' he's always done it. he is clearly a midfielder who likes to score.
>>151240993Van Basten would be considered the GOAT above even Messi
>>151239172Good post
>>151239954Kek
>>151237813Ironically the teams you mentioned actually play good football and are fun to watch.You could have said Pourtsmouth of Southampton at least.
>>151241317>responding to pasta
Weird how arsenal were never criticised for spending 100m on Declan Rice who took them from 2nd to 2nd
>>151241127Rooney played shit for England most of the time.
Noticed Craig at Anfield Agenda now revealed his has Aspergers Syndrome. Call out a scouser(or Irish wannabe) for being racist and he makes himself the victim lol
>>151241353ah yes notable celebrity craig at anfield agenda
give it a rest 190 you boring nonce. go rape another child, maybe not a blood relation this time.
>>151241414Wonder if the Nigel Farage insult cameo thing set him off again lol.
>>151241332Too true lad, he was no Theo Walcott
Ah sweet another day of pol schizos shitting up the thread, this place is as bad as twitter and pleddit
Also I want to say, Grealish had more talent in his little toe than Rice and won the treble at a canter so to me it's really odd that Grealish gets his price quoted at him
Rice is overhyped because he's English just like Gerrard is
>>151240454I wonder if it's Alfie himself cause goddamn this is sad
Jobcentre appointment didn't go well I take it.
>>151241465Grealish is English though, that doesn't explain it. I was really just thinking about the Wirtz situation. Wirtz puts in some good forward passes. I don't see in what world you can justify the same price for Declan Rice the huff and puff merchant. Didn't move the needle at all.
https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/13446395/watford-paulo-pezzolano-set-to-be-sacked-as-head-coach-after-five-months-in-charge-of-championship-club>Watford are set to sack head coach Paulo Pezzolano after just five months in charge - with former boss Javi Gracia in line to replace him.Classic Pozzos
>>151241575Wirtz? The guy that's been invisible all season? Well I guess he's just like Declan Rice then, overrated shitters adored by mudslims
>>151241254What about R9?
>>151241127I'm not sure we should look to England 2016 as a blueprint for success
no pressure England
https://youtu.be/u8EJFNUZT-wKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK>"f-fak awf!!"
>>151241595How was jobcentre lad?
>>151241695this is getting a bit grim no?
>>151241705christ
>>151241127>Rose>WalkerCity tried to get both of them. Life is so cruel to Rose.
>>151241705wonder whats on his mind
some are calling this "the perfect penalty" or "penalty of the year". i have even heard "art"what do you think lads?
>>151241847like its being drawn by a magnet
>>151241847Wirtz could never.
>>151241847Did someone check on the keeper afterwards? Looked like he was having a fucking seizure waiting for the striker to take the spot kick.
>>151242020wasted all his energy in the preamble of the kick he didn't even try and make a save
>>151241537It was Alf who raped him yeah. He pretend post as shitizen since Liverpool have capitulated but luckily City scraped a win so at least he can pretend to be DSL during the international break
>>151242204He can't*
I found Alf to be unsettling
>>151237595You've ruined it at this moment in time
>>151240754They know clubs like Liverpool will pay it that's the problem.
arsewog on the san mig again after jobcentre approved his bennies
>>151242204Oh. I've got Netherlands filtered so I can't even imagine how bad it is actually lmao.
>>151241705Says the sad cunt who has replied with “we don’t sign our posts here” at least 40 thousand times. We can all check the archives it’s even more grim than this, goes on for pages and pages and pages.
>>151241599Very close tbf. 1a and 1b situation depending on the opposition. Van Basten was a fucking animal in a way that I don't think a lot of people appreciate because he's not popular in tiktok edits.
>>151242864yeah? how many full games of the player who retired before you were born have you seen?
some are calling this "the perfect goal" or "goal of the year". i have even heard "art"what do you think lads?
don't fink liverpulians refer to each other as NNNNumpties when they get mad...., this craig lad might be lying here.>>151242895jeremy clarkson said(while talking about the alfa romeo 8C)(am paraphrasing heavily here since my memory is a bit rusty) for a thing to be art it has to serve no purpose other than it's own existance, which actually fits quite well here now that i think bout it since this goal has basically no meaning in this blundershitga match versus just another poopesharten FC kek.
>>151242784hey dummy you forgot your vpn kek
Man United bench warmer Mason Mount has more goals than £120M Florian Wirtz this season
>>151242465>That ending where the ABCs take him away for vivisection
hype
Im a big fan of the new green card coming to the game next year
>>151243179>can’t address the pointI accept your concession. You have literally replied with your catchphrase to thousands of posts at this point and you’re trying to call other people out for being pathetic you cancerous faggot. Have a word with yourself.
>>151243414we don't sign our posts here
>>151243441Makes quite literally no sense you sad boring cunt, but I’m glad you got to spam your epic image for the 60th time
>>151243484you've unfortunately outed yourself (hehe) as the humourless dweeb aka angry bitter lad (a name you would currently be going by had the acronym not already been taken) who has never made a funny connection in your life (perhaps because your senses have been dulled from a lifetime of anime (he calls it art btw))
>>151243274>itks
>>151242878We weren't all born somewhere between 1994 and 2002 like you were mate.
>>151243560Now you’re accusing me of being one of the gay characters you’re obsessed with because you post here every waking hour of your life, writing your posts like a failed comedian trying to workshop a terrible stand up set. Get a better persona you fat gay boring cunt. Please do reply to this again with your epic catchphrase though because that’s the height of humour
>>151241599bested by a girl
>>151243678>fat gay boring cuntOver the top. Needless. Mean-spirited. Most importantly though? Inaccurate
>>151243560What the fuck is this bollocks>>151243678>writing your posts like a failed comedian trying to workshop a terrible stand up set.Fucking kek, exceptional description.
he's replying to himself now, this could go into the wee hours better buckle in
>too scared to call out the samefag by replying directly done a proper number on him that failed stand up description has him rattled
>>151243733>thinks it's samefaggingYou've lost it m8Although let's be honest, you never had it in the first place
>>151243678>Now you’re accusing me of being one of the gay charactersI never said anything about you being gay, little Freudian slip there by (You)(Me)
>>151243753>>151243757imagine buying a 4chan pass to try and bully me (the unbullyable), truly sad, find a hobby kid
blimey can you stop with the angry bitter posting very grim
>>151243713>>151243759Next time you should workshop your shit sub-something awful level humour on /r/standup instead of inflicting it on us you stupid faggot.
>>151243769>it's a 4chan pass!!!!Fucking lol. You're a complete sad twat. You know nothing about football. You're only here to limpet onto other posters because you haven't got anyone else. It's actually embarrassing reading your uniformly dogshit posts.
been the intl break for like 2 days and /epl/'s already gone off the deep end
>>151243881that angry bitter lad is always here to be fair
he's on his vpn now and being vile as ever, I shudder when I think what must be going on in his mind
will you be listening?
>>151243970ERMya knolikeERMya knolike
>Steven Gerrard Picks the Best Player Between Himself, Scholes and Lampard...>He told Ferdinand: "I'll always back myself... I'll back myself against anyone in the world..."Humble.
>mfw ABA melty
>>151243441KEK make that paki seethe
All Salah does is cut inside and missThe brown Cody Gakpo
>>151243970fucking disgusting simp sport letting slags into this game, football fans are knuckledragging retards
There goes Mr. OutrageThere goes Mr. SneerHe has no time for friends or funHis anger makes that clear
looked at the time and caught myself thinking we're just two days away from Champions League action returning, then the it dawned on me that it was international break (international fortnight has been retired)
>>151244354Ok "Lilith"
>>151244190But who is the better manager?
>>151244984?
>>151245029They're both equally shit because British managers are fucking dogshit
>>151245071>British*Englishftfy
>>151238088I saw one with VVD twerking and it included an ass clapping sound effect
>>151245029let's discus how in god's name does gerrard has THAT hairline at THAT age?he practically lost no hair whatsoever ever since he hit puberty. absolute mogging in the genetic department.
>>151245275NO STOP KLITZEKLEIN DER MENSCH WE'VE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH TODAY
>>151245347inbred scouse genetics
>>151237755Why are middle aged white men so divisive?
>>151245275yeah you can't move for good scottish and welsh managers
>>151238734Was it not agreed that Gyokeres would be the main penal taker? Pretty sure Arteta said as much at the beginning of the season.
>blud i just grabbed the ball that was my thoughts in the moment
>>151245698the post above you is replying to this very image (which you posted), bizarre behaviour
>>151243678Done him up like a kipper
he's taken off the dutch VPN to reply to himself again, knew this could go into the wee hours
Prime Neville > Prime TAAI say this as a Liverpool fan.
Prime Baseduncu > Prime KonateI say this as a Liverpool fan.
Prime Carroll = Prime IsakI say this as a Liverpool fan.
You'll Never Walk Alone (unless you're our scapegoat)
>>151243274Wasn't there supposed to be huge news yesterday as well?
"Virgil please don't concede a stupid goal"*virgil*
>>151245970This pleases Arne Sl*t.
For me, it's the Man Mountain.
>>151243970I used to think she was pretty hot and then I heard her speak on that fans forum show one time and I cannot find her remotely attractive since
>>151244341Antony regen
>>151246019Just look at the sheer AURA Macca has driving the ball away from 1 dangerous player into Caicedo and funneling Caicedo to run the ball into the greatest CB of all time. God I love my club. Except from Slot, FSG, Frimpong, Gakpo, Szoboslzai, Robertson, Konate and Ekitike.
>>151245698Why are they both smelling their fingers?
>>151246284gyokeres did it first, and then as they say
damn...a real indy exclusive...i kneel
>>151246522yeah seems likely they've made transfer plans 9 months in advance when most clubs are still scrambling about on the last day of the transfer window
>>151241127literally big 6 11no wonder we lost
>>151246522>£100mNever happening
>>151246522how does 100m for bruno pay 120m for baleba and 70m for anderson?espeically when man u will probably miss europe to make up the difference
>>151246825if saudis pay 100m for a 32 year old bruno there needs to be an investigation for fraud
>>151246866They only paid €90m for Nerman and he's a global superstar. Not a penalty taker for a finished United.Saudi don't even really pay massive fees they pay massive wages.
>>151245698very english lad saka is just like you and me
>Manchester United have won just 6 matches in the Premier League in the last 8 months and all of those wins have been against 10 men or against teams who have been promoted or relegated
>>151247103you can only beat what's in front of you
>>151247228>when you need to fit a .gif on a floppy
>>151245867You'll never walk alone (unless you're a cripple)
>>151247228Just watched him miscontrol it against Chelsea there. Laughable Scousaars are calling it a world class purposeful assist.
A canadian, dutchman and Indian walk into /epl/... but not at the same time because he has ro switch VPNs
>>151247261>tfw there is a very decent chance there are people in this thread right now who don't know what a floppy disk is
>>151244821>looked at the timeLate for your job centre appointment IBP lad?
Please ban twitter screencaps
Gakpo passes to Wirtz who flick it on to Salah. Salah skies the shot.Why aren't Liverpool fans crying about this?
>>151247347>accusing ME of all people of being IBPthat's rich, and the job centre barb doesn't translate so it completely failed to land (and an appointment on or around 3pm? absurd)
>>151247434go watch hockey
>>151247422Ah sweet, another thinly veiled pol schizo post
>>151247382thats what news is now, you want us to not talk about epl news
>>151247434faggot lol
>>151247324>tfw still have floppy disks with memes on from 2001 that I can't upload
Arsewogs always still posting at this hour on weekdays, funny that.
>>151247747Haaland was raped
i wonder how long it takes to switch from a dutch vpn to a canadian one?
Wonder if your mum still bothers to wake you up or she lets you sleep into the afternoon
>>151247670@FootballClub_JeetName isn't epl news
Divisive posts itt desu
>>151247838you get a lot of rubbish too yeah
Thread's gone Off-Topic TBF.I wanna hear more about Gary Neville being DISGUSTED at White people because a Muslim murdered some Jews.
>>151243831put that incel freak in his place
