>Lap:#8148>Countdown to Charlie Kirk Memorial GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>151224394>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>new in this: 24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:208>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:219 (218 starts)>2025 WDC Standings:PIA: 336 (+12)NOR: 314 (+15)VER: 273 (+18)RUS: 237 (+25)LEC: 173 (+8)>2025 WCC Standings:McLaren Mercedes: 650 (+27)Mercedes: 325 (+35)Ferrari: 298 (+12)Red Bull RBPT: 290 (+18)Williams Mercedes: 102 (+1)>2025 WEC StandingsNOR: 1092.24 (+69.89)HAM: 1073.33 (+68.75)TSU: 1023.08 (+78.98)>News:Piastri CuckedNorris CheatedGeorge Existed
what do goon to
>>151240623i think Oscar understood and accepted the penalty after his conversation with Nico because he's a pretty neutral person overall
>lando when zak demands to relieve himself with lando's bussy
>>151240692
Lando is not WDC material
>Every sprint matters now for MaxAPOLOGIZE FOR SPRINTSTHEY ARE KINOYOU WILL WATCH SPRINTSYOU WILL ENJOY SPRINTS
>>151240704
me testing AT-02 in Sakhir -21
JENSEbros... Our name is in the mud
>>151240758that's a weird board style, for me it's Tomorrow
>>151240640>>151240648>>151240654>>151240655>>151240662>>151240665>>151240671>>151240673>>151240687
Jenson my friend
>>151235829>Russell is a cunt everybody hates>Norris is a cunt everybody hates>piastri is now wholesome reddit hungushonorable mention for Stroll and Lawson, other drivers that are hated by the fools
America next
Russell getting too uppity over salary and he's barely even a twink anymore either, Toto may try to swap him for Piastri or something
>>151240792He's worth it though? Literally the only person outside of the mclel duo and max to win> Toto may try to swap him for Piastri or somethingprobably, their contracts probably both run out at 2027
>>151240758AIIIIIIEEEEEE F1 DRIVERS ARE CHILD ENTERTAINERS AND THEY MUST BE GOOD WITH KIDSFuck this gay 'sport' honestly. It's fucked both by FIA and the 'fans'
>using up holiday this week>coworker kindly infected me with his gypsy illness just beforesimply ebin
>>151240792Has Toto weighed in on the Papaya rules shitstorm? I figured he would be shit stirring by now, or maybe he doesn't bother because Horner isn't around anymore.
>>151240781Stroll is hated because he's a shitter in a bought seat.If he was just a shitter, or in a bought seat but at least moderately capable, he wouldn't be as hated as he is.
toto demands fresh twink bussy. he'll surprise everybody and sign bearman. imagine the twink twins of antonelli and bearman on the same team
>>151240803Hamilton has>Don’t give back any more positionskek
>>151240803Toto definitely misses Horner.Zak doesn't hit back as well
>>151240781The homosexual contingent (Lando, Albon, Alonso) all get along well with Russell actually
>>151240781Stroll is such a based retard I have no idea how anyone can dislike him. Lawson has the hurt the feelings of the latinx people so I get why he gets so much hate thrown at him but Stroll is always entertaining and a consistent points scorer on top of that
>>151240807that would unironically break you
>>151240804I don't mind Stroll simply because of the entertainment value when he fucks something up.
>>151240804Landos become the nepo baby we hate nowHim going at max's parents is so weird considering his own lineage lmao
> See pinned commentWhy Piastri fans are rightfully upset>This post is locked. You won't be able to comment.Edit: Thanks to everyone who made civil & high-effort contributions in the thread. Sadly the post will now be locked as majority of new comments have devolved into fan wars, personal attacks and blind hatred.
>>151240828It's not like Mick Schumacher or Piquet Junior set the F1 world alight.
I couldn't even be bothered to vote in the last few wec polls
>>151240828why can't he just not be a fag. This dude lost one race in Japan and started crying that actually Red Bull has the better car and he was the underdog
>>151240841i voted russell, hamilton as always
>>151240802Here you can get your days off back if you were sick but most people don't know or don't bother for some reason (just like F1 doesn't bother with actual racing)
>>151240758I haven't seen/heard a single instance of this being true, every time I see someone complaining about Jense it always just seems to be them interpreting him having a laid back/humorous personality as him secretly trying to be a condescending prick. I think all these faggots are just autistic or something.
>>151240802What were you doing with that coworker to catch it anon?
>>151240828neither hitler nor napoleon were born into a political family but conquered most of the white world
>>151240862Both got gaped in the end
>"awww who's my favourite little effeminate goy!"
>>151240844This quirk chungus 100 hole decided she's gay now, and divorced her gay retard "husband".And Lando is still a bigger and more annoying gay faggot.
>A new suspension specifically designed for Norris is implemented on his car. Piastri still qualifies ahead. However, once again a strong strategy from Norris' pitwall allows him to catch Piastri near the end of the race. He ends up crashing into Piastri and ending his own race, with Piastri luckily escaping a DNF. Norris rightfully takes immediate blame and the situation is diffused.this is so funny as a sentence if you forgot lando did in fact just drive into his teammate absent mindedly
>>151240859What was that story of Jensen telling his taxi drivers they had the talent to be in F1, and then giving them the contact details of one of the backmarker teams?
>>151240701But he will win WDC though
>>151240872i look like this
>>151240878FAT FUCK
>>151240870Social media ruins people lmaoooooo>She even got the cutLOOOOL
>>151240872The first lap move from Norris in Singapore was very scruffy, but compared to his previous wheel to wheel shenanigans it was unironically a big improvement.
>>151240872>Oscar Piastri has been left fuming after his teammate and world title rival Lando Norris crashed into him while passing him on the opening lap of the Singapore Grand Prix.>Piastri, starting third, had to take avoiding action after Norris (starting fifth) clumsily tried to pass the other McLaren in the opening corners of the race.>Norris crashed into Max Verstappen’s Red Bull and could barely control his McLaren, barging into Piastri and nearly forcing his teammate into the wall, doing only light damage to his own front wing before driving off into the distance.This is how the aussie media are fuming, lmao
>>151240873>What was that story of Jensen telling his taxi drivers they had the talent to be in F1, and then giving them the contact details of one of the backmarker teams?kek, yeah exactly that's a perfect example
>>151240873Honestly "I was recommended to you by Jensen button" would probably be a pretty big draw for a backfield team back then.
>>151240868Everyone does eventually tbf
>>151240873Thats so funny
which current formula one driver is most likely to have a dildo welded onto his asscheeks and have it pistoning into his anus as he walks around the paddock or whilst he is racing? meaning, a metal plate is welded on each ass cheek, which are connected to and holding the dildo in place. an extremely powerful mechanical system is connected to this setup allowing the pistoning to occur
>>151240893>could barely control his McLarenThis shit gave me AIDS wtf, you're always on the edge of control, that's what going fast means. Seething bitter Aussie journalist kek
So when hes gonna kill Zak ??
>>151240758based Alonso
>>151240665I love this one because the girl oozes dim-wittedness. Only vapid thoughts behind that face
I don't want to live in a word where a chinese man is WDCI'm rooting for lando and max
missed the whole weekendhow did my nip yuki do?
>>151241005I don't know, honestly
>>151240665is there something stuck in her teeth or is that just a big gap i cant tell from the pixels
>>151241005Ask edd
>>151241038
so horndog is confirmed at ferrari?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhyLcCenK5sHow did Ferrari get this bad?
>>151241049grim
>>151241005He did "okay" in quali but then ruined it all with a terrible race start
>>151241063New suspension on last year of regs, please understand
>>151241074He was 0.5 behind Hadjar, who had an underperforming engine, when Max and Lando passed them. Then the gap was 7 fucking secondsWhat the hell happened there?
>>151241074>>151241088For some who consistently gets to q3... he still hovers around 10-12th placeits crazy
>>151241063>Carlo we need you to do LICO every other lap or your brakes will explodeHow do you reply without sounding mad
>>151241088He lost more time letting Max past because he played the team game
Yuki might be the worst driver on the grid. I certainly rate Strulovich and Cocacola higher
wait ps3man knows mclaren won't let him win the wdc, right /f1/?
>>151241122>whoever has the second red bull seat is always the worst driver on the gridmany such cases
they should put hadjar into the second rb for the remaining races so that they can fire him before 2026 as well
>>151241022just a lil gap, nothing out of the ordinary
Ferrari status?
chuck apparently thinkan of leaving ferrari. max to ferrari 2027 lesggoooo
>>151241236Red
>>151241138they didn't tell him?
>
baking
>>151241244>44checked>ferrari pulls out an ultra dominant car as soon as he leavesI can feel it.
>>151241236
>>151241145The Ricciardo curse can only be broken by drinking from his sweaty race shoes.
>>151241236they are reenacting the plot of cars 1. they drive too selfishly and only think about living life on the fast lane forgetting their friend sainz, so as a result their cars literally and figuratively break down
coping right now
>>151241331>they are reenacting the plot of cars 1>blue car fucking diespls no
edd
>>151241236I HATE VASSEURI HATE VIGNAI HATE SERRAI HATE GUALTIERII HATE IOVERNOI HATE TOGNINALLIbut more than anyoneI HATE ELKANN
>ps3 starts driving unhinged>papaya disaster>max swoops in while they implodehaha yes boyssimply lovely
Starting to think 2026 is not our year :(
>>151241138Nobody has told him we're in the Lando era, just like nobody told him the papaya rules only apply to him.
>>151241349
>>151241360That's not very puro pinche CheBottas of you, fren.
>>151241354I am curious if the other drivers who the other drivers would back in a three way title fight.
>>151241138
2026 will be my year thoughbeitever
>>151240758>Alonso pulling coins from behind retards' earsHonestly based.
>russel cucking max out of very important points in singapore>antonelli cucking max out of very important point in austriatoto is doing it on purpose right?
>>151241380I don't think many on the grid really like the goblin, maybe with the exception of Carlos who is irrelevant anyway. Maybe narb can redeem himself of his past shithousery with Max if Mercedes are competitive again (we know fgimi likes Max a lot). I doubt the Ferrari boys care either way but he's not exactly endeared himself to Lewis in the past.
>>151241121kwab
>>151241396One of these isn't really like the other, narb is always going to drive for himself and fgimi made a rookie error.
>>151241404>but he's not exactly endeared himself to Lewis in the pastYou mean Norris?
>>151241396when we thought the great satan got defeated, he was staying low and silent and waiting, and pushing strings in the right moments
I hope Lando doesn't win because he's an obnoxious unlikable faggot.
>>151241484I hope he wins because his haters act like girls
I hope Norris wins so /f1/ will be angry.Then I hope 2026 is Wlliams vs Aston, Spanish civil war.
>>151241579Who was the old Daniel Ricciardo?
>>151241588
>>151241365Bannedd from all Japanese restaurants
>>151241588Michael Schumacher at Mercedes.
>>151241396maybe max should drive betterunfortunately he is permanently debuffed because he is no longer incel
There are no good Japanese drivers
I love F1 paranoia, no other sport does it like F1 does.The fans make shit up, the drivers make shit up, it is always hilarious to watch.It can never be as simple as "circuit does not suit car" It always has to be the team is sabotaging one driver and enemy team is cheating.I never understood why people say Drive to Survive is basically a soap opera when just watching normal F1 does the same thing.
>>151241597
>>151240631NOR: 1092.24 (+69.89)HAM: 1073.33 (+68.75)TSU: 1023.08 (+78.98)Now this is True 3 way battle championship
>>151241703
>>151241736That's some weight loss
>>151241697drive to survive is better because they use v8/v10 noises and nuke explosion sound effects
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TKw_gqkugU
amx
>be rory byrne>design every winning car by 'rari in the last 3 decades decades>kinda return to help design competitive cars all throughout the ground effect era>last year of regs that frog serra says he no longer needs meMakes one ponder.
Tsunoda F1 career be like
>>151241752
>>151241145I give it 5 races into next season that the current "most promising rookie" Hadjar claims the worst driver title if he moves to RBR
>>151241349edd
richy ardo
>>151241579There's only one thing I respect about Lewis Hamilton.He doesn't try to be 'funny'. And that's something.
>>151241697Hamilton was cutting corners, I'm starting to believe Ferrari is some sort of humiliation ritualhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhyLcCenK5s
>>151241960His post about Alonso was pretty funny though. Would love to see them fighting next year
>cota nextwhat are some texan delicacies edd can enjoy there? I heard everything is bigger in texas
if this general fought against edd and every man was fighting in anger, it would take at least 5 average posters to bring edd down
>>151242005Schnitzel on soft White bun
>everything is bigger in texasSounds like a porno
fake gimi cost max wdc
I want to be a real gimi
>>151242028but how many would it take to get him up again?
porsche /out/ of wec>but not imsa
>>151242028I don't want to fight Edd
Sir Lewis Carl Davidson Hamilton (born 7 January 1985) is a British racing driver who competes in Formula One for Ferrari. Hamilton has won a joint-record seven Formula One World Drivers' Championship titles—tied with Michael Schumacher—and holds the records for most wins (105), pole positions (104), and podium finishes (202), among others.
>>151242090you might have to
>>151242070Audi F1 gonna get fucked isnt it
>>151242028just run away lmao
>last Spain post 4.5 bongs agoRIP lad
>>151242362Isn't it siesta time
>>151240758>wah wah I have cancer give me special treatment What a waste.
>>151242362señor americano, por favor, es hora por siesta
>>151240804Stroll isn't that bad and you know it.
>>151242362Fernando Alonso is a shit driver. Retire already old man
>>151242404>gets outqualified 30 times in a row by someone who already raced with Fangio
>>151242425Time for 2nd siesta
>>151241074>He did "okay" in qualiHe was 15th before two people ahead of him got demoted for wing shenanigans. Behind both Lawson and Hadjar. Is the bar so low because he's small?
>>151242156I refuse
>>151241892I feel like they should keep Hadjar in the VCARB for another year and an experienced driver, like they did with Checo. Maybe that way they'll finally have someone who can make at least half of the points Max makes.
>>151242509Who really wants that second seat though?
>>151242498What if the sphere just watched Lauda burn in flames while making some worried face?
>>151242515Kidnap Leclerc and call it a rescue mission.
>>151242515Reckon they could get Hulk
>>151242028>it would take at least 5 average posters to bring edd downYou say that as if they wouldn't still be at a weight disadvantage.
>>151242509>experienced driverthere's one guy who recently tested a Haas
>>151242493what if he threathens to eat you?
>>151242576Distract him with a Greggs
Penelope Kvyat-Verstappen
Oscar Reddit losing to Norris now would be... undoubtedly... the most hilarious outcome after the drama over the weekend. If one of these car baby 3rd rate drivers has to win I'm praying for the guy that causes the maximum amount of seethe.
>>151242509yugi's meant to be the experienced driver. bloke's been around for 5 years now, that's plenty enough to be acquainted with Grand Prix racing
what about gasly or albon though
>>151242674I thought he was the Honda nepo hire.
>>151242690what about them
>>151242536He has been quite shit since Silverstone but it goes unnoticed because it's Sauber. He would get completely annihilated by Verstappen in the same car
My DT 990 Pro just died, RIP. Bought them used back in 2013 when I got my drivers loicense and drove to the big city alone to get raped in a local ebay deal.
>>151242690biz idea: Perez
>>151242774Why your country always got cucked by MUH EV ???
>chuck looking to leave ferrari
>>151242802go away english teacher
>>151242813>chuck leaves ferrari>ferrari gets goodyou KNOW it is going to happen
>>151242723It goes noticed because Crofty mentiones every 10 minutes that Bortoleto outqualified him x times in a row.
>>151242833maybe chuck was the problem all along
>>151242070The fuck is Porsche doing?Are things this dire for the VW Group?
>Wolf Zimmermann, the leader of Ferrari's 2026 power unit (engine) project, will leave Ferrari by mutual agreement at the end of the engine's development, with Audi reportedly recruiting him for their upcoming Formula 1 entry. After 11 years at the team, Zimmermann's departure follows internal restructuring at Ferrari and a potential disagreement over the direction of the 2026 engine project. yeah... 2026 is our year, tifosilel
>>151242880china has their own ev now that are much cheaper and USA has tarrifs, their revenue went down by ALOT.
>>151242908>Wolf ZimmermannSounds like a very trustable man. Not someone who would sell your secrets immediately or anything.
Reminder EV is not environmentally friendly
>>151242909I know that they shut down a massive plant but not to the extent they're slowly phasing out every racing category instead of Audi F1Looks like Audi is not gonna be here for a while
>>151242981Porsche stays in FE and IMSA. Also I just looke dup the exact numbers, Porsche revenue is down 96% compared to last year. Audi by itself is profitable and so is F1 after cost cap. So Audi staying in F1 is a no brainer for the coinpushers at Ingolstadt.
>>151242509Yuki was never going to be the next big thing but he clearly stagnated as a talent by driving a baby mode car for so long, same happened with George being stuck in Williams, if Isack is ready and willing they should go for it
>>151242774Beyer sells spare parts for just about everything on these headphones if you have any interest in repairing an ancient pair like that.
>>151243206I will give that pair to my brother, hes keen on repairing them. The last time I soldered shit was in 6th grade.
>>151242880perfect shitstorm of never really getting into the EV luxury gimmick, chyna got into the EV mass market, tariffs and annecdotally since the russian invasion they've been offloading a ton of their cars down here for cheap
Hamilton crashing into the back of Kimi in Canada 08. What was that about? How many KWABs would he get if it happened today?
>>151242909next decade for sure
>>15124326816 race wins by 2032, no doubt
>Road America will never make a push to host an F1 race
PS3 will be WDCBut I want Max to be 2nd so the Goblin can feel like driving for Ferrari
george dead!
Don't stop believing
When I finally get in Power, I will bring back nürburgring and make sure it's during the rainy season
gimi
>>151243642Who will be this generations Winkelhock?
will Torger's insatiable lust for twink bussy cause him to make a rash decision and drop russel and sign ollie "twink turbo" bearman to a record deal?
>>151243164which image shows leclerc at his lowest depth of despair? for me, it's -104 and -141
>>151243686Zürich twink status? What are they called over there? zwinkerls?
>>151243686ruslel is losing the wdc to the cuckstomer team, bro
>>151242981>Looks like Audi is not gonna be here for a whilethey have title sponsor, they are going to be fine>On 30 July, Audi announced that it had signed a multi-year deal with British fintech company Revolut to be the title sponsor of the team
>>151243806>fintecha fishing sponsor in f1 will be cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMX2lPum_pghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4qagwtthNI
lando took a shit on ricciardo who was evenly matched with pozzedstappen
>>151240802grimi've got a week off end of this month, have nothing planned just chores and going to the tip - if i'm ill i'll be lividalthough technically at our place you can phone in sick whilst on holiday and they count as sick days and you save your holiday - never done that though
>>151243980I've had 1 (one) holiday this year where I haven't been ill for it. Always catch something off my bastard coworkers
>>151243956>2011 wdc standings>22nd liuzzi>26th karthikeyan>27th ricciardooh no, amxbros...
>>151244005im on a week holiday rnjust drinking by myself in my flateating junkfoodshould i be doing something else? kinda feels like i should but im comfortable like this
>>151240758>he told the doctor to apply chemotherapy one by one, to prevent any cancer infetterencewow what a dick
>>151244055sounds good to me, keep up the good work
>>151244069cheers matehave a good one
>literally called jenson butthole>drove for mclaren for way too long>people are surprised he's a butthole
>>151244055hells yeah
Crashgate about to happen in the gimistream
>norris has the same betting odds as AMX
>>151244055Maybe try auto-erotic asphyxiation?
>>151244159both 0% so makes sense
>>151240870my caveman brain should not have been exposed to this informationted was right
>>151244055Try going somewhere
>>151244276
>COTA next
>spangling stars next
>>151240942That doesn't seem physically possible
>>151244426that's what the wind tunnel guys said after testing newey's design
>>151244426i dont see why it wouldn't be possible
>>151240758>Alonso working the marksdimes
The grid desperately needs a >Latifi>Mazepin>Schumacher Jr>Grosjean
>>151244546just watch f2/3 they have all of them at once
>>151244546what f1 needs is a bunch of italian teams who only hire italian drivers who never finish but crash very often
Minorist MajoriiHaastaa legendaarisiiNyt isos liigas, niin ku RosbergiSuomalaist strättii maailmanluokan kaliberil (come on)Kaks lasii maitoo ja yks lasi piimääENCE kylvää ja ENCE siittääNatun paljusta kansi avataanPojat on tulos, torilla tavataan
>>151244681me when I'm no longer on the table
>>151244629I don't care about not F1
if the little british cunt goblando wins the wdc I promise to cut not only my penis but also my balls right off, you have my word
goblando is a fraud
>>151244831Digits and lando wdc
>>151244831But Fachkraft, your dick is already cut.
>>151244693can we settle this once and for all?are argentinians white?
>>151243625>wdc Useless gay shit.WCC is what matters and its over.
>>151244969well farouk I'm not sure if you heard but it grows back if you jerk it hard enough
>>151243625>9 events straight without scoring points.The exposure would be ginormous.
>>151244693now we seen the dance and heard the song - what the FUCK is this about?i dont speak spannish
>>151245077Some guy that resembles Franco sings 2 popular south american songs. >why?Funny
>>151243625george gets too much points in this scenario
Yeah America up next yeah American sovl yeah America it is yeah
>>151245104gracias. las malvinas son argentinas
>>151244693JUST LIKE MY VIDEO GAMES!
>>151244831if you back out then someone here gets to do it
>>151244831isack bint..
>>151243625In this scenario you seem to be relying on Lewis Hamilton to get decent results.
>>151240781Russel is a hypocrite and a cuntNorris is a typical zoomer broccoli head weakmind who thinks he's champ materialPS3 is a massive cuckStroll has no talent and daddy's moneyLawson was destroyed by overhype, but overall a mediocre driver
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
fun fact: medshitters were bitching in silverstone because norris wouldn't give peeasstri his position back after he fucked his race up all by himself
starting to think oscar's contract has a clause or stipulation saying there is no primary or secondary driver and we'll zee fat brown in another court case soon
>>151244693me at the back
Free Practice 1 in: 9 days, 20 hours, 39 minutes, 9 seconds
>>151244693Why did he do this argie bros? Is this some sponsor mandated humiliation ritual?
>>151245153Can't park there m8
>>151246072ERECT MY FUCKING PENIS FLOERSCHES
>>151245874It would be impossible to prove one way or another.I don't know why people are so scared, he has a 22 point lead.
>>151245874>trying outjew The Jewgood luck goy
Bro im running out of Anime to watch :(
2007 kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)
>>151246229Didn't Alonso eat a giant peach in front of Ron Dennis (No euphemism) just to piss him off?
no i think in the ancient scrolls its james that did had the giant peach
>>151246229>(kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)except the 8000 km of testingand the times it he literally had to hold on to an f1 car while being ******** by ron dennis
>>151246072TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
I'm gay
>>151246492hi gay
I don't want the monkey pox
>>151240828just what the F1 needed in 2025, a self-hating sissiboy zoomer named LANDO Norris
>>151246492hi lando
why does a c*nadian have such a raging hard on for medspajeet bullied by guidos in school? or jealous seething because they share complexion but not the treatment?
>>151246218Read Homunculus, it's kino.Or Jahy-sama, it's cute and funny
>>151246739>Or Jahy-sama, it's cute and funny
>>151246072slophia,,,
>>151240869Lol they even have similar looking watches.
>>151240804stroll is a cool dude doing his own thing and has scored most point than a bunch of midshitters like yukwab
>>151246289yeah, after hungary 07, in the press conference they did after qualy
peter of the rose
i wonder how come mr marko hasnt shat on yuki as much as he shat on checo even though checo had like 6x more points during his last stint and a runner up prior
>>151247112he's smallkinda hard shitting on a tiny target
>>151247156the runnier the consistency the higher the hit probability -david croft
>>151247112Yuki is already out, no reason to shit on him. I think Marko is busy having nightmares of a world where Redbull didn't have Max and was currently engaged in a close fight with Haas for 9th place in the constructors' championship with Yuki and Lawson.
Head-jar looks kinda fat
>>151247112>>151247295It's also just reasonable to assume after 4 consecutive failures maybe the #2 driver isn't the issue.Remember, he's the one responsible for hiring 3 of those 4 to begin with.
>>151246072wtf is this real
>>151244831You just want an excuse to transition
>>151246072
how many times do you think sophia got passed around and piped by the paddock?
>>151247431i honestly can't wait until i get to that coomer boomer age where you're otherwise a perfectly rational, intelligent, successful man capable of working perfectly under tremendous pressure but somehow when the cumbrain takes over you lose all and every bit of self-awareness and let the based retard SEX SEX instinct rule your actions
>>151247601>got passed aroundimplying sophia didn't molest the paddock on her own initiative
>40 minutes/f1/ is dead, and we have killed it. How do we comfort ourselves, us murderers of all murderers?
Fernando "nano" "magic" "museo" "nigger killer" Alonso
>>151248521Fernando "Pointless" Alonso got shit on by Shartmilton in '07 bro
Fernando "kwablonso" Alonso
>>151248287Fucking happened twice already>>151245200>>151245642
What’s ultra fucked is the rbr car makes drivers look like shitters and the rb car makes shitters look like drivers
saw this clip on normalfaggot twitter earlierwhat does it mean
>>151249257everything other than the engine doesn't do shit, bro
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbAa8mDZ0qM
>>151250182t. Enzo Anselmo Giuseppe Maria "Medshitter" Ferrari
>>151250004not telling
gimi - - - gimigimi
--- --- --- --- --- gimigimi --- weichai power --- gimi--- --- --- --- --- gimi
/f1/ doing some LICO
/f1/ come watch a real sport like baseball instead of circlejeking a teammate champion rivalry as if this is somehow peak F1
max is going to win and theres nothing the cheatlarens can do to stop it
>>151251121for me, it's the umpies
gimi is my last mclaren world champion
>>151251121Why would I watch baseball if I wanted to watch a real sport?
McLando Formula 1 TeamZakBull Formula 1 Team Papaya Rules for Thee But Not For Mee Formula 1 Team
Race week!!!https://youtu.be/8UqlM0ki0Cc
>>151251537rape week
>Race week!!!?
>>151240944Mate, you would've LOVED what the Aussie media was writing during the Vettel/Webber RBR era.
>>151251694every week is rape week, anon
race fortnight
>>151251872
>>151244426not according to this annoying pozzed swissfaggot
Amerifat next
>>151240631>Texas next.
Burgerland next
I cannot believe itI cannot fucking believe itI cannot fucking believe itI mean I cannot fucking believe itI cannot fucking believe it
USAstatesia next
>>151252058>>151252085Can't hit the wall if you are the wall.
>>151252058>>151252085>>151252149>euroshart under a vpnTurn off the VPN, Nigel.
>>151252085I hate AI
Tejas siguientehttps://youtu.be/lha-oBcduxs?t=3
Americlapistan next
for me it's flat chests and small butts
TEXAS NEXT Y'ALLYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAWWW>it's AustinFUCK
>>151252394https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLCytMTycxIis it a slurp?
>>151252431>1 stopper fucking slop RACEFUCK YOU
>>151252431Yes it is
>>151252162Disgusting creatures. Jews were a mistake.
>Texas>AmericaLol is this how Mestizos cope?
Reminder perez is stil getting paid each month to not humiliate himself driving a shitbox
>>151240631>brake overheats
>>151252247I hate everyone.
In hindsight, this was a prophetic moment.
>>151252621This was my favorite line from Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995) (1080p BluRay x265 HEVC 10bit AAC 5.1 Tigole) [QxR]
>>151252904>qxr mentionedermmm BASED
>>151252934
>>151252338absolutely no way she can properly clean her bum. her bum is so big that she can only wear gstrings and on all of them the string running over the anus is stained brown
its fucking over
no, its fucking beginning
>>151253167you motorboat her bum and you get #Cancelled for blackface, or brownface
>>151252618Shit, that's what McLaren is doing.They installed vampire brakes on their cars. They're sapping all the cooling from the other cars.
USA next
>>151253456this guy.. i know this guy.. he's a bus member.,..
i understand people hate lando because of the whole zoomer mutt thing going on, but what in God's name possesses anyone to be a Piastri fan?he's not a fun shitposty aussie like Danny Ric, he's a reddit "well acktually melbourne was selected #1 highest quality of life in the world per adjusted capita" reddit-coded one, and even now the nonchalant mask is slipping and he's showing what a diva he really is
>>151253576ps3 is boring
>>151253576>he's not a fun shitposty aussie like Danny Ric, he's a reddit "well acktually melbourne was selected #1 highest quality of life in the world per adjusted capita" reddit-coded one, and even now the nonchalant mask is slipping and he's showing what a diva he really isGood to know /f1/ is just as capable as reddit when it comes to elaborate descriptions about the personality about someone they've never met
>>151253576https://x.com/piastrifield/status/1975698595820282126
united states next
>>151253576I support Oscar for the wdc simply because he isn't Lando.
>>151253456God I wish that werent me
United States Next
>>151253737Everything is a little bit better with a few couple dollops of Sweet Baby Ray's
>>151253576only medshitters support peeasstri, everyone else could give a fuck
>>151253849>everyone else could give a fuckYour ESL-ness shines through saar
>>151253737that fish nigga probably died
>>151253898died via getting sauced up or cooked up by bogans by the fire?
>>151253898He got lost... in the sauce?
>>151253906he couldnt handle the saucesauce overload
>>151253888not being able to interpret idioms is a sign of eslness, abdul
Yeah, called it.
why are canadians shitflinging against each other, bros?
>>151253940They're not sending their best.
>>151253957Please deport them here. We'll deport them right back (direct flight to Djibouti)
>when you catch yourself arguing with pozfags
>>151254009I have no idea what half the words these people use are anymore
>>151254002Our government says we want themhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_Initiative
>>151254025gross
>>151254039Understatement of the century
>>151243625I believe this will happen
>>151254091Did Leo eat the brakes?
>>151254182maybe
>America Next
>>151253576The closest he comes to being "the good guy" is McLaren fucking him over to try and prop up Lando.
>>151254269you can't be a good guy on a cheat team, literally doesn't workmr stoic losing his cool over the last 4 races has been incredibly kino, thank you FIA for amazing directing
Max is the true and deserving WDC
>america next
>>151245052I count 4 (four) pilots that did just that this season
LIndbaddy next season to corner the SAAR br't'sh market
>>151254412idk who that is I only watch F1
Bros, Sainz was Leclerc level hawtness when he was younger.
>>151254469He looked like one of those suspiciously attractive protagonist in a resident evil game
>>151254472swiss anon will freak out
>>151254469>>151254472ferrari rocher dumped him because he got old..
>1 hour commute>have to be at work in 15 minutesAn F1 driverpilot would make it in time
>>151254488just work from home bro
>>151254488>chef i am le krankenor whatever you say
>>151254495I can't today>>151254500Dutch lesson of the day: sick = ziek. F1 related because most driverpilots have a mental illness.
it's been a while since I had a sick day. I think it's about time to get a cheeky two days off. ziek = ziek after all
>>151254535>not taking cheeky sick week few times a year.are you american by any chance ?
>>151240995Watch your mouth, that's the first granddaughter.
Haven't taken a sicky in years mateHaha *Smirks*
reckon im a bit ziek as well lads
Gary Brabham was a ziek bastard
I keep getting cold sores lads, probably from the immense amount of cock i suck
strewth, no pain no gain though am I right eh Bruce?
>>151254612slut
Formula 1, circa 2030
I'll take one Verstappen WDC please
>>151246229>(kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)1/2
>>151254783I'm placing the order now.
>>151245642why would someone here want to cut not only their penis but also their balls right off?
>>151254763>slow with a slow car>fast with a fast carwtf..?
>>151245153look at them all waddling lmao
>>151246229>(kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)2/2
>>151252085that looks like an abbo to me
>>151254846you’re a hammer in want of a nail you horny bastard
i spoke to a real girl about f1 today she said she is a max fan and she's happy as long as norris loses
>>151254934did you marry her
>>151254936she was just trying to get me to buy things
>>151254940can you buy me things?
>>151253576They are both complete and utter shit
>>151254945you're not a real girl you're probably not even a fake girl
>>151254979i just want free stuff
Digits and there's a mass shooting at the usgp
is max racing anything funky this weekend or na
>>151253576>making schizo shit up>"wtf how come people arent like me"kwab
>today marks 25 years since Schumi's first WDC with Ferrari>Ferrari just retweeted a post by Musei Ferrari because they are busy posting videos about how many hats Hamilton can sign >there will be no special liveries, suits or helmets at the next race to celebrate it>the fucking pasta retards cared more about Hamilton's dog dying than their own racing legacyI hope Leclerc leaves them to rot and they become midfielders until the end of my life.
>>151255114>>the fucking pasta retards cared more about Hamilton's dog dying than their own racing legacythat's modern day rarri for you
>>151255064isn't he doing the petit le mans thing on iRacing?
https://streamain.com/en/ugE5JtGeE4jZ2rV/watchHadjar talks about the cost of an F1 career and the pressure that comes with itThe "Hadjar project" (meaning getting him in F1) is about to break even.You have more chance to win the lottery than to get in F1.The total amount of money from the first Kart purchase to now is between 5 and 7 million (euros I guess) in 15 years.He credits his mother for being able to raise that much money. They live comfortably, enough to play tennis or horseback riding but don't earn even near enough for an F1 career. His mother is an HR manager and his father is a physicist (public servant, not in private sector).An F3 season cost around 1 million (euros?)His mother was able to find sponsors and investors through her work network, it was really hard.He talks about this financial pressure, not being able to show good results to sponsors on bad weekends and thus not being able to raise more money. It was really "annoying".Now that he's paid to drive an F1, the pressure is actually way less than in lower categories, it's "easy" to handle the pressure now.
>>151255136Those figures are outdated now. Or maybe he means only the sums required after Red Bull's partial financial support? F3 is more like 1.5-2 million these days and F2 is 2-3 million euros.Anyway, that financial pressure in lower categories is real. Bottas became such a cuck in wheel-to-wheel racing because he always had to be extremely careful as he couldn't afford damage costs.
>>151255171>>151255136thats crazylower leagues of pro sports usually pay some money, but you for f1 (2/3) you have to pay to drive? damndo they rent the cars or someshit?
They posted Oscarhttps://x.com/McLarenF1/status/1975834142077288836
>>151255183The teams buy the cars and the drivers pay to drive. In recent years some F2 teams have been able to find their own sponsors to cover some of the costs because F1 is booming and corporations want cheap access to the paddock. But most of the costs of the teams are still covered by the drivers. If it takes 6 million a season to run your F2 team, you need 2 drivers who bring 3 million each.
>>151255195tomorrow they will post Lando and then prioritize the driver that gets more twitter likes
>>151255131"their own racing legacy" is some last refuge of the rascal type incel weeb shit
>>151255195I'm still waiting for that one iconic Oscar Piastri win.
is it me or is oscar a bit of a boring driverlike u see it at the end of the race"oh wow oscar drive so clean"but u can never remember them.can u remember a single icon oscar win?but try max...u can see the iconici remember a max race.
>>151255231>gets the job done with zero fuss>has a devoted GF like this>drives flamboyantly to flashy wins>impregnated a bogged gold digging mother almost 10 years his senior Makes me think.
>mfw Alba is the next female F1 driver
>>151255231The current grid are a bit unlucky in a way that they're driving with the best driver ever who regularly shits on faster cars so it's hard to stand out. The mclel drivers aren't really any different to Kwabmilton who was winning in the clear best car but he had the media behind him calling him the greatest and it had been a while since Schumacher so people had somewhat forgotten what true greatness looks like
>>151255287there was nothing great about schumacher>shit teammates>team orders>dominant car>unlimited testing>custom tires by Bridgestone>cheating >they had veto on any rule changes>Ferrari International Assistance
>>151255301You should be happy he broke his leg Mika, otherwise you'd barely have won 1 title.
Just got a pay cut, bros
Gimi
>>151255367Like a proper pay cut or just the regular daily devaluation of your currency? Question.
>>151255380Hard cut just like Hamilton on last few laps on Singapore
>>151255367Keep voting for Milei and other Israel-worshippers, you fucking idiot
>>151255367>argentinaoh thats ruff>paycuteven ruffer... woof woof..
chocolate aka neet fuel also got a tax increase so i got a pay cut as well basically
>>151255367that sucks, how bad
>>151255391>Hard cut just like Hamilton on last few laps on SingaporeDamn, he's a slave now
>>151255367Ay caramba papi
>>151255171>Red Bull's partial financial supportThere's no such thing, every single junior programme is paid by the drivers themselves.
>>151255210Lets seehttps://x.com/McLarenF1/status/1975871291644162366
>>151255468>There's no such thing, every single junior programme is paid by the drivers themselves.Meaning what? Because pretending like they're just there to cheer them on is bullshit.
>>151255367kwab
>>151255367work less
>>151255252she extremely sexual>>151255279that's a boy
>>151255367CHAINSAW'D by Milel
>>151255301there was nothing great about hamilton>shit teammates>team orders>dominant car>unlimited testing>custom tires by Pirelli>cheating >they had veto on any rule changes>FIAMG
baking for real(fr)
>>151254617I have 230 days worth of sick leave accrued. I call in sick when I'm too sick to work but it doesn't happen too often. I genuinely have no idea how many sick days we're entitled to each year.
>>151255688>I have 230 days worth of sick leave accruedeffectively you dont. they're not letting you take that
>>151255716Umm they do actuallyIt's not... well.. it's not brazil...
>>151255723>eyy b0ss, cough cough, I'm not going to be in for the next 230 daysand thats how you get paid out your sick days and told to fuck off
>>151255210I've done my part.
>>151255756if that happens i will immediately troon out and then claim my employer was racist sexist bigot and i will be a billionaire
is it true? did horner pay 3.5 mill to the slut?
>>151255885Mine was $150
Jensen butthole
>>151255885>gets a fire severance for 80mil>pays the bitch who got you fired 3 millol
>>151255716I'm in a first world country so sick days continue to accrue. I'd lose them if I left the company I work for but I have no plans to
>>151256004>I'm in a first world country>employees at my company can take a whole year off How the fuck is that supposed to work? How can any company afford to have an employee take time off for more than a month? Are we talking paid leave, even?
Yuki....
>>151256073Yeah. Most Australian workers tend to get four weeks of annual paid leave for recreation each year, as well as 10-15 days of paid sick leave. Typically, if you've not used up the annual leave and you move companies, the company is required to pay the balance out in cash. Sick leave however disappears if you change employers, but it stacks year on year so if you're a healthy person who's worked for the same employer for a lengthy time you can have quite a bit saved in the event of serious illness etc. FWIW my 230 days of sick leave would be used in five day blocks per week so they'd actually last almost a year - by which time I would in theory accrue another year's worth of sick leave entitlement.
FOM on the ropes
>>151256141And all it took was 1 bad race for people to speak up louder, nothing will change though.
>>151256192
>>151255468that makes no sense
>>151255966u a gay
>it is understandableno, fuck you carlo
