Kitties Edition On the last edition of /hoc/ >>151229800Tonight: >Blackhawks @ Panthers - 5 PM EST >Penguins @ Rangers - 7 PM EST >Avalanche @ Kings - 9 PM EST
I didn't get today's wordle and I'm on the war path, watch out
Hokkei is back :DDDDD
>>151241698Half the world is below average iq, don’t take it so hard
is it october yet?
>>151241716FUCK YOU BITCH I AM A WORDLE SAVANT I EXPOSED MY SOUL TO YOU AND YOU TRY AND HUMILIATE ME YOU BLOODY
Felt like playoff season this morning
>>151241733I’m so excited :)
>>151241727>I AM A WORDLE SAVANTapparently not KEKWordle 1,571 6/6
Bedard is going to get a season ending bussy injury tonight
>>151241782Marchand is going to wreck him >:)
So true
>>151241808kek
who the fuck starts a season at 5pm
Hey /hoc/, Gary here!Just wanted to check in with our most loyal fans before this season starts tonight. We here at the NHL headquarters in chilly New York can't thank you enough for showing up every night to watch the show we put on for you. Not to mention generating interests for our product in the summer.We have a lot of excitement in store for you this season. Expect more than few surprises, plenty of drama (keep an eye on Edmonton in January is all I'm saying) and heartfelt moment. This year we're looking to shake things up in the final as we feel you, the fans, want new storylines.Now it's time for my morning "Marner" (I know you'll get that joke haha)I wish you all good evening - GO YOUR TEAM!
>>151241838Gary hates his wagie fans :(
Spotted at Monday Night Raw
>>151241808Why big and not pure homo?
>>151241838>complaint about 2 extra hours of hockey #203Go away
>>151241838Gary’s immense genius knows no bounds
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy_ZhwqrTc4
GO TEAM GARY!!!
Just took a tremendous gooey marner in the office shitter
>>151241860ADRENALINE
feels like everyone is taking a marner in the office this morning
>>151241972My coworker got in, clocked in on his computer and then immediately went to the restroom for like 10 minutes
>>1512419813 minutes shitting7 minutes wiping
MLB has really good highlights, why can't Gary do that?
wordle in 3
>>151241994correct
>>151242044>gamescore
>>151241840thanks gare-bear!! really looking forward to all the exciting injuries my team will have due to the type of game you have encouraged the league to play with your policies and arbitrary rules! praise the dollar!!!!
Gary should have Hank Williams Jr. do the theme song for hockey
>>151242082Single player metrics are important, leaf.
>>151241808I'm not petty
I hope we get Garytime AND Gary’s skills competition in tonight’s games
>>151241808non-hockey nations are to blame
>>151242098yeah, pointsnot some nerd's made up stat
+/- is the only meaningful player stat
>>151241994>only 7you lucky bastard
>>151242121facts and whatnot
OP is incorrect, the west coast game is at 9:30
>>151241719*checks watch*Oh gosh golly!
>>151241808Kek
>>151240715w-what's in the bucket?
>>15124213410:30EST?
Very cold today. Thinking it might snow by next week.
>>151242024literally impossible, I'm a wordle savant and I did t even get it (granted with an impossible deck stacked against me)
>>151242101kek
>>151242112>can’t into math That’s a you problem
Good evening my fellow /hoc/ bros. I hope your ready to watch my Stars win the Stanley Cup this season.
>>151242197look at calculator jones over here
>>151242149The leaves are falling, Åland
>dylan already breaking out the vpns grim
>>151242170ez pz
>>151242198Howdy Pedro
>>151242121This but unironically, though I think there should be a version that doesn’t include PP pluses and PK minuses
>>151242198>>
>>151242198lmao
>>151242167It was 80 degrees the other day. I wish it would snow soon
>>151242198Without a singular doubt
Shan't be snowing here soon
>>151242121Nah it’s too limited
Mostly petty bisexual teams playing tonight and tomorrow, I'm afraid.
>>151242208You love to see it.
>>151241808Based
>>151242263Past peak here already because of the fucking drought, but it didn't stop the tourists from coming to look at trees
>>151242289Are the kitties officially over?
>>151242296They’re now the dark horse cup contender
Dom LeRetard's "analytical" standings projections.
>>151242296>>151242306Can they trade for malkin
>>151242318Edmonton and Avs grossly overrated.
>>151242318Had to end that gimmick because they stopped updating it every day or moved it somewhere else
>>151242295Vermont?
>>151242208>>151242263
>>151242014whoever runs the NHL's highlights still has them at 720p. just use SN for any highlights for games. at least they showcase the game better, even if the quality is still 720p. >>151242121+/- is the worst way to judge a player.
>>151242296Yes but this is a good thing since Maurice thrives as an underdog
just logged back into /hoc/ for the first time in four months, any new memes?
>>151242296>officially overdid they get eliminated?
>>151242263Fall is the best season
>>151242014No can actually watch a full baseball game so highlights is all they have and gets 99% of the production budget
>>151242321>trading for the guy who cost Shittsburgh the series vs the Islanders
>>151242289>>151242306>>151242318I can’t help but wonder if these are meaningful at all in an Olympic year before the Olympics happen. Right? Because if injuries or wear and tear at the Olympics effect the more elite players on these teams it could all look drastically different heading into March.
> Hobson: Maple Leafs defeat Oilers in 7.> Mazzei: Maple Leafs defeat the Stars in 6.> Tingly: Maple Leafs over Golden Knights. 2026 is the Leafs year to finally win the Stanley Cup. It’s a more balanced attack, led by goaltending and defense, and Craig Beurbe now has one year under his belt which helps when it comes to what buttons to push and when. Brad Treliving won’t be sitting on his hands pre trade deadline, and if Matthews is back to 100 percent healthy, this team is capable of doing the impossible. Vegas seems like, even with the Marner aspect, the most complete team in the West.The lafftard media is having a preseason weed smokedown kwab.
>>151242321Malkin is cooked
>>151242355True Toronto fans know it will be Vegas in 7
>>151242355>Lose a major part of your offense for peanuts>"yeah, we're pretty much contenders now"
>>151242355Leafs will probably be worse but I don’t think Vegas gets a net gain with Marner either. It’s HIS narrative that he disappears in playoffs only because of the leaf media pressure but I’m not sure that’s true. I think he’s a lifelong mental choker and a change of scenery won’t matter when push comes to shove.
>>151242337Yes we're all dating our sisters and a tough guy is taking on all comers at Gate C.
>>151242219hope your three years studying graphic design was all worth it so you could create a shoddy photoshop on a Bolivian bowling forum
>>151242355Laffs will never win as long as they get so little offense from their D. It's why their forwards always disappear.
>>151242368Toronto's offense is better than ever with the addition of Homeboy Scotty
>>151242348that entire series was on Jarry. Malkin would be a sick get for the Panthers but he is way past his prime.
>>151242355>if Matthews is back to 100 percent healthy, this team is capable of doing the impossibleGotta start going to this guys dispo
>>151242346That's true, but I wish they had the cool camera angles they use for a home run on goals
>>151242383Trying to replace the perennial Selke winner with Malkin is a mistake. A big reason Marchand fit in so well with Florida is that he was already a forechecking/two way guy. Malkin is a big lazy floater that hasn't produced enough to justify his laziness since 2018
>>151242368Mitch Marner being considered a "major part of their offense" is absurd. The issue is that he's so bad in the playoffs that its better to get rid of him. >>151242371Vegas has bad goaltending, and their defense is getting more fragile.
>open /hoc/>I find they ARE NOT sticking their fingers in their bums and smelling it, in fact there is actual human discussion and banter>Cartwheel into the kitchen to make a tea before anxiously coming back to an unclosed /hoc/ thread
I think the best way to beat our kitties is to goon it up and hope they don't score on the pp
>>151242411Bingo.I could see Malkin being traded to a team like LA or Minnesota if they want to falsify themselves into some sort of playoff run.
>>151242306sounds about right. They’re either getting swept in the first round or winning it all
I think the Flames should win the cup
>>151242414He was still a linchpin for their entire offensive structure. Berube needs to completely restructure the team, they aren't doing shit with that much of a shift at least in the first year.
>>151242406>muh hecking drone camerasseek help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1qju6V1jLM
>>151242444Toronto's offense got completly uncoupled in the ploffs last year anyway so losing the linchpin inst a problem
>>151242443You would think a thing like that, wouldn't you?
/hoc/ fears the Demidov.
Still confused by Colofraudo being ranked so highly.
>>151242478Nobody fears the Habs when their defense is going to be Matheson and Dobson.
>>151242478Who?
>>151242484You forgot Hutson on your list, the manlet is so soft
>>151242375if it makes you feel better i failed at connections
>>151242496at least hutson can actually be a good enough 4th forward. Noah Dobson's so bad at defense that the Habs fanbase already has turned on him 6 games in. Kaiden Guhle is going to fucking die.
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUYbillll nyeeeeee the science guyyyyyBILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILLBILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY(science rules!)BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY(inertia is a property of matter)BILL BILL BILL BILLBIllbill billll nyeeeeee the science guyyyyyBILL BILL BILL BILL (t-minus 7 seconds) BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILLBILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
>>151242481>blackwood-wedgewood in goalThey won’t see the WCF I think there’s a sense of desperation and delusion because they have the worst prospect pool in the league and their core is visibly aging out so this is the last year of all in optimism (and jersey sales) they can squeeze from their retarded fanbase. They didn’t fix their depth or special teams issues either.
>It's the first day of the season
drop the puck Gary, it's time already!
>>151242337People have been discussing marner’s move and what to call marners
>>151242527the NHL's free agency is so ass that fixing depth and special teams is like throwing shit at a wall and hoping someone can do it better.
>>151242530No, 5 and three-quarters bong to go
>>151242528"no"season doesn't start until MY team plays, simple as
>>151242545my apologies, ma'am
>>151242539True but they haven’t drafted well either. Drafting Makars brother like he’s a make a wish kid for example.
>>151242568a 7th round flier isn't terrible when you consider this is the average 7th round of a draft.
>>151242517Habs fans are fucking faggots, they don't know shit about anything other than getting drunk and receiving government benefits
>>151242584Yeah but the point is they only drafted him because he’s Makar’s brother which is a bad use of a draft pick when you already have the worst prospect pool in the league.
>>151242584>My Bruins drafting Gasseau at 213Sweeney masterclass
>>151242595
>>151242158>anon doesnt have a designated puke bucket under his deskRookie mistake
>>151242615That man should be fired
>>151242521RIP PBS
>>151242609this draft was 4 years ago and i dont think Colorado is gonna cry over spilled milk
Sabres desu
>>151242645Along with Neely, but that will never happen
>>151242609keeping makar happy > some shitty 7th round pick
If Stars win on Thursday Otter will be fastest US born goaltender to reach 150 career wins.
>>151242645
we survived another offseason, bros
>>151242687what an awful opening night
>>151242684>us bornand its fucking nothing
>>151242668They've wasted Dahlin's career.
>>151242685jen
>>151242667That’s the point tho they made poor decisions years ago that they’ll start paying for now and in the future.
>>151242685poor kid
>>151242695Okay. American*
>>151242637Anon... I... What?
You can tell the Penguins are begging Gary for McKenna when they're putting Kindel in this lineup
>>151242673both of those men need to be sent to providence
>>151242732thoughts on your victory over trb?
>>151242637please get help
>>151242743That's a terrible idea, ruin their already weak prospect pool
Imagine if the Penguins dont even trade Rakell or Malkin and this moron looks to bettman begging for the penguins to get some lottery luck lol
>>151242695Well If you include leaf goaltenders and he pulls it off then he’d be surpassed only Ken Dryden and Bill Durnan so it is actually pretty impressive
>>151242683wouldn't be surprised if taylor makar turned out to be a functional NHL player desu, he's looked alright in development
>>151242766you’re right. they belong in collegepuck
>>151242773its dey kulcha
>>151242779what about moog? (245)
>>151241808based beyond belief
>>151242836and holtby (246)
>>151242779Before 2005 games could end in a tie which naturally reduces how many wins a goalie can get. Before 1983 there was no regular season OT so there were even more ties. Best of the shootout era but impossible to compare to the greats
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>>151242861I'm party rocking now
>>151242836>>151242857You’re right I looked it and he’d be 5th fastest all time all nationality. Breaking the US record by 6 games Ken Dryden – 241 GPAndy Moog – 245 GPBraden Holtby – 246 GAndrei Vasilevskiy – 246 GPStill impressive
I CAN SMELL WHAT THE ROCK
>>151242861https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkcH9Jr_AB0
>>151242348Get over it you troon chaser
>>151242887most these guys had a cup under their belt by win 150which really just speaks to how bad the stars are
>>151242857shootouts are so cringe and gay I don't know who decided that was a good idea
>>151242861going through a rough period lately but trying to stay optimistic
>>151242932Sounds like a hater’s cope. Why can’t you just be happy for Otter that’s a very neat achievement.
>>151242963woohoo he is 6th best!
>>1512429805th all time*
>>151242963look at his flag, seething is all he's good at. not like they ever win any cups LMAO
>>1512429885th best!!!!1!!
>>151242857when i start season mode on nhl 20, i always switch 3v3/shootout for 5v5/tiethey way god intended
oh wait he hasnt even won 150 games yetbut still i gotta jerk off this guy for dylan's sake
>>151242998Yeah all time. Thats an awesome accomplishment
>>151242995we were second best last season, why cant you be happy for us
I'm the 5th most retarded /hoc/ poster
>>151243024why can't you win a cup in over 30 years
>>151243035congratulations anon
>>151243035now that's elite competition
>>151243035Aim to be a bronze retard this season
>>151243037gary bettman
>>151243045What place is that?
>>151243035but the 1st from the US
>>151242936Americans. Look at the reaction whenever there is an NFL tie
>>151242687I guess I'll watch the rags wipe the penguins since fuck all else is on
>>151242936broadcast networks and ownershiphaving any game potentially able to go over schedule by 2-3 hours doesn't work when you aren't the most popular sport
americans really ruined the sport of ice hockeyit was a beautiful canadian game until the greedy, capitalist pigs south of the border. shameful. but that's the way she goes.
>>151243062>Look at the [...] NFLno I only watch good sports
>>151243073basebawl
>>151243079If New York didnt exist Gary would just be based out of Montreal . Some people hate america but I like to think of it as a leech sucking out all our poison
sexy
Ok, what ####ing dirt does Walman have on this management team. 7x7? For a 29 year old bottom 6 dman???
Head coach Dan Muse confirms that Arturs Silovs will be starting in goal tonight in New York.
>>151243098I wanna see Utah make playoffs
>>151243098sexy, indeed got my TUSK UP if you catch my drift haha
>mfw waiting for garry to drop some fackin pucks
>>151243099Is he good at defense?
>>151242946don't worry fren Jesus loves you and I love you and hockey is back
>>151243098Good jersey If I was a utah fan I would buy one for every one of my wives
think crosby respects him?
>>151243143He was funny in community
>>151242595how can I get government benefits, I already have the drinking covered
>>151243131He's one of the 6 worst defensemen they dressed in their cup run and he banged Yzerman's wife
>>151243154I'd say pretend to be retarded but you have that covered
>>151242595stop spying on me, weirdo
>>151243161With Swedes you don't win
>>151243117Wanna go for a round of sauna gollum?
>>151243117That man is dead
>>151243024> second best You mean, tied for 31st.
>>151243099>soilers
>>151243248>if you aint first you're lastso much for giving a fuck about otter's next win
>>151243257This is a pro-otter general
>>151243079Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>151242306Some retards will always pick the >rags no matter how bad they are
>>151243279Just like my islanders
>>151243273pardon moi?say that again?
Everybody loves Sam Bennett
sammy beans
> McDavid puts soilers on notice that they're petty bisexuals.We already knew that, Conner.
>>151241698KWAB got it in 4
>3 shitass games to open the seasonBRAVO GARETH
>>151241860rhea is off the roids and losing muslce mass
>>151243328where's he going to sign?
>>151243312Are you deaf AND petty bisexual?
>>151243352Kongs
>>151242198Damn right
>>151242857Just count all overtime wins and losses as ties
>>151243355two out of the threewont tell you which tee hee
>70.10 “Any player who has been ordered to the dressing room by the officials and returns to his bench or to the ice surface for any reason before the appropriate time shall be assessed a game misconduct and shall be suspended automatically without pay for the next ten (10) regular League and/or Play-off games.”So once again a panther (mikkola) pisses on the reffs and the league and avoids an easily called suspension. They really are lucky
>>151243377>Florida >luck Thats not the word I word use
>>151243370That's how I look at the standings before the playoffs.>>151243377The Campbell Connection
>>151243377> t. petty bisexual
>>151243226How do I stop getting headaches after sauna/steam room sessions?
>>151242521
>@FriedgeHNIC>In submitting their Opening Day roster, Vegas declared future Hall-of-Famer Alex Pietrangelo out for the season and playoffs (with approval of the NHL, NHLPA & player).>The Golden Knights are eligible for full cap relief.lol the golden showers assumed the league was going to let them grandfather their roster construction in for another season
>>151243389That’s also how you can compare `goalies from different ruleset eras
>>151243136Thanks fren
>>151243421What are you talking about
>>151243436I wish I could help you out but it's incomprehensible
>>151243436They thought the large was going to let him activate for the playoffs. Knights management had a press release about it
>>151241698>>151243330KWAB got it in 3
>>151243421Nice no more miraculous recoveries. No more terrible acting.
>>151243436Pietranny was going to go Mark Stone this year and show up only for the playoffs but the new CBA smacked his bitch ass so now they can't afford him and Marner
>>151243330you didn't have every obstacle stacked against you like I did
>>151243421They can’t keep on getting away with it
>>151243421>future Hall-of-Famer >Alex Pietrangelo
>>151243468What’s his injury?
>>151243421a final hail mary from the knights
Peitro will be on the cats squad by seasons end. He’s too much of a panther to not be.
>>151243487Bar is low these days. What can you say.
FLY, FLYERS, FLY!ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY(FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT)FIGHT, FLYERS, FIGHTSCORE A GOAL NOW 1 - 2 - 3(1 - 2 - 3)HIT EM LOW!HIT EM HIGH!AND WATCH OUR FLYERS FLY!ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY!!F - L - Y - E - R - SFLYERS!!!!Fuck new york
>>151243421>full cap reliefgary stop making it so damn obvious
>>151242637
>>151243421>full cap relief Sounds fun , how much does Gary charge for this service ?
>>151243106Retard
>>151243421Kek
>>151243510Carey price didn’t even get in yet
>>151243494Oldness, high cap hit
>>151243494all in the hips
>>151243565and he never will as long as I can help it #whyarentyouevenpretendingtorehabyoyrkneeyoufuckingthief
based cape bretoner REPLACING the bulgarian shitter
>>151243079Hockey was ruined because Canadians stopped being hard nosed and fighting died.
good morning
>>151243494His hip apparently. Vague enough to have no chance of scrutiny
What’s with all the Seth Jarvis astroturfing?
>>151243584Yeah fuck off
>>151243582Lindy Ruff is still the coach? Why?
>host a press conference a week before the new CBA“Yup rehab going well on track to play sometime this year> a couple weeks after the new CBA “oh my gooooood my hip is done I might have to retire. Gary please help meeeeeee”
Josh AndersonZack BolducAlexandre CarrierCole CaufieldKirby DachIvan DemidovJakub DobesNoah DobsonJake EvansBrendan GallagherKaiden GuhleLane HutsonOliver KapanenPatrik LaineMike MathesonSamuel MontembeaultAlex NewhookJuraj SlafkovskyJayden StrubleNick SuzukiJoe VelenoArber Xhekaj
>>151243587He's actually a good player. better than that soft fuck aho.
i can't watch any games until Saturday, but at least it's a habs game.
>>151243583that was at the behest of our commissioner
I have literally never watched Hocket before because I'm American. I'm going to watch tonight's Hocky game even though I don't know either of the teams. What should I be looking for? I know the rules of Hickey but I'm not sure what's going on most of the time. Also it's kind of bright on my TV so watching Hockye kind of hurts my eyes after a while.
>>151243621How many weeks until Habs fans are fuming at Dobson
>Champions League is on todaywe're lucky, lucky boys, /hoc/, so much hockey for us today
>>151243584Huomenta
>>151243664I give it exactly one game where he fucks up on a power play and gives zero effort.
>>151243640At the end of each period, a Canadian is picked at random from the crowd to prostrate themselves for the sins of the treatment of the native canadians, and then they ritualistically suck an Indian's migrants dick in front of a picture of Trudeau.They call this "icing" and it has been their defiance against the US since 1993 which is the last time a canada based team won the Cup.
>>151243664from what's i've seen so far, some already are because he looked unimpressive during preseason
>>151243226Already played a couple rounds with my pop in the morning, but I guess we can go for one more
>>151243098Really boring color scheme. Should have gone with pink salt lake and light blue.
If you need a guide on who is winning the cup this year just look for one of the commissioner approved teams. disregard any canadian team, thats just for leaf retards to get suckered into betting on their team to win and makes sure they buy tickets to go see them throughout the year
>>151243712thank you gary
>>151243712>Kingsnigga shut the fuck up
>>151243712Why is this league so Jewish?
>>151243712I'm glad Gary is done with forcing MacKinnon
>>151243673Here are already a lot of grumblings about him not putting in effort and making mistakes but the caveat is “it’s just preseason”.
>>151243695>light blue and light pinkyou'd like that wouldn't you, "m'am"?
You can tell the leaf is mad at the south for being good because it exposes how shit the NHL really is and how you can claim anything is 'rigged" if it fits your narrative.
>>151243695Far superior but do pink and brown instead
>>151243730Kopitar farewell tour. LA is a big market you know! Lots of money to be made!
>>151243793Is this new?>i love it -_-
brown and yellow
>>151243804the american empire will fall and it'll be a glorious fall
What is a “game score”
>>151243804all so convenient that the south only started winning once gary was in charge
>the village of Gävle
…
>>151243838I hope Balkanization occurs soon, preferably by 2030
>>151243846Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>151243867those are my north teams
>>151243855These are all viscerally uncomfortable what was the vision here?
>>151243838I can't wait for Hutson to suffer a career ending injury.
>>151243865i bet kaczynski would have had a BOMB of a shot haha
>>151243817ah yes the LA kings alleged playoff run. you get tired of forcing this narrative now do you?
>>151243876A petty bisexual leaf
>>151243846yes very much so
>>151243876I hate funkos so much. Can’t bedard bring a nendoroid of his waifu?
>>151243902Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>151243695>>151243812based30 seconds on photopea
>>151243902this makes me angry
>>151243923thanks, i hate it
>>151243902you forgot washington and st louis
>>151243923let's see what the uniforms would look like then
>>151243892Guess what buddy, theres 135,959,633,832,306,924,896,256,000,000 possible Stanley Cup outcomes. Some of those outcomes are more likely than others. You don't like one of the 135,959,633,832,306,924,896,256,000,000 possible outcomes and thats all on you for being a stubborn retard about it.
>>151243902this pleases gary
I'm going to propose to my gf this weekend after we go to see Tron Ares.
>>151243954>Tron AresI don't know what that is.
>>151243977typo, he meant to write Troon Allies
i just drew this for you guys in photoshop
>open /hoc/>see swedish puke bucket>close /hoc/
>>151243952k maybe canada souldn't suck like shit
>>151243998100x better than your shithole, retard
>>151244006Alright so now you're gonna get 100+ posts of lol canada is a nation of pajeets.
canada > all others
McDavid has extended. Canada, this is our moment. From the depths of the Pacific to the shores of Nova Scotia. We must stand behind our Edmonton Oilers, and reclaim our place as the rightful inheritors of the Stanley Cup. Canada, RISE!
I’m from the future and USA wins gold at the Olympics
i think cnaada is a prety cool guy
>>151244046not a fan. but the olympics are tough, so they probably deserve it.
>>151243953Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>151244040The states flag should be 50 maple leafs instead of stars
>>151244006> t. petty bisexual
>>151244111>barely over a p/gpzoomers never cease to disappoint
Friendly reminder that blue jays fans aren't actually baseball fans, they're just coping canadian nationalists cucked out of stan lees for 33 years and mad about trump.They're also mad about the jeetification of their lands and the new 100k H1B fee which will send countless more jeets to canada instead of America.Due to their identity of "do the opposite of america" and America going to the right, they went to the left and will never do anything about their immigration problem.
>>151244111member when redard was called the next crosby for an entire season and a half
>>151244147DDDAAAAAAHHHHH JANKEES LOOOOOOSE
>>151243923>>151243989Very nice. /hoc/ needs more OC for the mammoths
>the city of Berlin
>>151244203>oc
>>151243989reminds me of neapolitan ice cream, yummy
>>151244199fake rivalry because jew york isn't even america
1) Charlottetown Islanders — 13 pts (8 GP, .813), GD +1 (29–28)Results-driven start with two wins at Newfoundland to anchor the resume and a split with Halifax. Not blowing teams out, but finding results late. PP 25.0%, PK 83.8%—special teams are quietly propping them up.2) Blainville-Boisbriand Armada — 11 pts (6 GP, .917), GD +22 (34–12)The underlying monster. League-best point% and a pair of statement wins (7–0 at Val-d’Or; 8–0 vs Charlottetown). If you’re a “power ranking over standings” person, this is your No. 1 on form and goal share.3) Rouyn-Noranda Huskies — 10 pts (7 GP, .714), GD +4 (27–23)Solid all-around with tough opponents on the slate. Special teams are sharp (PP 28.6%, PK 81.5%). Trending upward with two straight.4) Chicoutimi Saguenéens — 9 pts (7 GP, .643), GD +3 (25–22)Defensive buy-in shows up in the numbers. Took a SO win at Cape Breton and a shutout there the next night before a narrow loss in Saint John. PK 87.5% is elite so far.5) Newfoundland Regiment — 8 pts (6 GP, .667), GD +6 (26–20)Opened by sweeping Moncton, then split the Charlottetown set. PP 28.1% pops; PK still finding its feet (68.2%). When they stay out of the box, they control games.On the doorstep: Saint John (8 pts, .667, +3) just ripped a W3 with back-to-back high-event wins; Halifax (8 pts, .667, even GD) grinding out close ones; Québec (8 pts, .571, +6) riding a W4.
>>151244264what is REAL america?
>>151244274Doesn’t exist anymore, much like real Canada
>>151244274el paso
I play for the Frost
>>151244281marry me (female)
>>151244274states with non-hispanic white over 70%
>>151244292Ok :D
kraken!
>>151244293african-americans have been in america longer than your inbred family hasanways back to hockey
>>151244315finna watch monty fire some bombs from the blue line
>>151244293if only there were jobs in new hampshire
>>151243902
The IIHF, the Professional Women’s Hockey League (PWHL), and the global women’s hockey community have come together to reimagine the international calendar, aligning around a shared vision to grow the women’s game and strengthen opportunities for players at every level.As part of this collaboration, the IIHF Women’s World Championship will move to a new November timeslot, in advance of the PWHL season. The revised tournament calendar ensures there will be no clash with the closing stages of the PWHL campaign. It also enables a full World Championship program in Olympic seasons.In addition, a new European Women’s Championship is set to start in April 2027, creating more opportunities for elite international competition, ensuring the development of women players throughout the entire season, and elevating visibility for women’s hockey across Europe.“This was a complex situation to solve and we have reached a landmark moment for women’s hockey,” said IIHF President Luc Tardif. “The Women’s World Championship is an important event for the growth of the game globally. Working together with the PWHL, we’ve developed a calendar that preserves the integrity of international competition while avoiding significant interruptions to the league season.
>>151244046i think we do>>151244153which retards thought that? he weighs less than a paper towel
>>151244111Digits confirm that bedard is a bust
>>151244329>african-americans have been in america longerwhy's that
>>151244221its better oc than ai slop
remember that retard who didn't get connections today
>>151244387>which retards thought that?everyone involved in scouting and media
>>151244279I hate that you’re right
>>151244384if only the nhl had based management that valued the sport
>>151244411this was me today
What the fuck is his problem?
>>151243902Praise Gary our savior!
>>151244461>islanders trade for MacKinnon
Just got some news . Lewis is going to the media in a few days to tell the real story about what's going on . Brad , Brian and some of the owners were chewing on their tobacco and spitting it in beer bottles ..... The conference was held in a motel room .John , Jane and Guy had to sit on the beds . How ignorant can a NHL team be . Instead of a nice conference room . They called John every name in the book . This is how high Calgary is going 8 yrs. for 6.5 . John's camp wants 7.5 for 6 or 7 yrs. Lewis has never ever seen any management act this way in all the years he's been an agent . No respect for John or the family . So, John will be asking for a trade . But we all highly doubt that Calgary will give it to him . SO now I know how Calgary treats their good players . I'm all stressed now so if any new details which I know i'm forgetting some , i'll pass them along
>>151244587This is how my dad types, it's fucking annoying
>>151244596My dad types every text like its a letter and ends it with emojis
>>151244596>>151244599>t.ungrateful brats
>>151244599Oh yeah the fucking emojis, my dad does that too. If he texts me about him fixing something on his car, he'll end it with a wrench emoji, a cogwheel emoji, a smiley face, a mechanic face, another wrench and a thumbs up
>>151244596>>151244606[thumbs up emoji]
>>151244606>a mechanic faceI'm sorry?
im a big emoji guy i use them liberally
>>151244606>he'll end it with a wrenchShould have ended you with a wrench instead.
>>151244605>>151244606I think the emojis are cute. He uses a lot to symbolize our dog
>ask ai to generate the seahorse emoji>it has an existential crisis and breaks down
>>151244635i can save her
What is /hoc/‘s goated Halloween flick? For me it’s ginger snaps.
>>151244665the exorcist
>>151244665
which american team do canadians hate the most
HERE YE HERE YE TWO BONG AND CHANGEUNTIL PUCK DROPHERE YE HERE YE
this is the year
>>151244665the chilly easter evening of 2022
>>151244676I imagine it varies by city, for me and my habbies it's Boston without a close second
>>151244676all of them
>>151244672Based
ONLY SHIT GAMES TONIGHT
American's don't even care about hockey, how did we win 33 stan lees in a row
>>151244707using canadian mercs
>>151244725>we cucked canada of it's playersbased
please tell me cancucks don't actually end up supporting American teams after they take your players from you like sudaca animals do
>>151244733Only shit ones like the penguins
>>151244635Sad!
>>151244635all this tells us is just how faggy the theater kids who use gemini are
>>151244707leafs are petty bisexuals
>>151244686I think so too, just puzzled why we traded a 2nd round pick for an oft-injured 4th liner Scott Laughton. You can't just fritter second rounders away
In my experience, no one hates the Maple Leafs more than Leaf fans by a wide margin
>>151244798>why we traded a 2nd round pick Because they already sold their future away before the playoffs last year so might as well dig the hole deeper for another chance .>Home Boy Scotty Actual good acquisition
we don't discuss our experiences here
>>151244815I overshare constantly
drop it now lmao
>>151244798>>151244814I know you guys won't believe me, but they actually traded a first (1st) round pick for him
>>151244790people think its because it was trained on programmers getting frustrated with shit
>>151244793lel, parroting a disgraced russian now, trying to force a meme. how low can ya go
Wouldn't mind the Leafs winning a cup this year the Marner humiliation would be too good
Wouldn't mind Vegas winning a cup this year the laff humiliation would be too good
>>151244850> petty bisexual leaf
wouldn't mind my team winning the cup this year, we're due
>>151244815/hoc/ is a blogging general
>>151244614Of course you are! You're Canadian! And don't you mean, "I'm sorey"? HAHAHAHHAA!
wouldn’t mind my team committing to a rebuild this year, we’re due
led the nhl in wins while posting a .897
Less than 2 bongs until hockey
>>151244958Gary needs to stop with this triple header shit to open the season up
>>151244948Georgiev is going to make a comeback and be the league MVP in 2-3 years
Going to sneak in an hour of TSN Overdrive before puck drop.
>>151244965Retard
>>151244965>San Jose>playoffs
Gary must be doing something quite grand for opening night to help grow the game, yeah?
Is Gary going to have the refs mic'd up today to announce the start of the NHL season at puck drop?
>>151245004maybe Gary will hire a washed up c list celebrity to perform
I FUCKING HATE OLD PEOPLE
how's everyone feeling going into the season?
>>151245004*shrink the game
>>151245056were you harassed for dressing like a girl
>>151245063Pretty Good
>>151244965>fumes
>>151245075how are you feeling about your losses to bud and mitch?
>>151245063excited for hockey to be back even though my team is a dumpster fire
>i can pick any of 23 teams or something to supportyeah this might be fun to watch
>>151245063i think it's going to be fun! who even knows what gary has in store for us
>drafted matt tkachuck in the 13th round in my 12 man fantasy leaguewe'll see how this goes
>>151245131you should pick the carolina hurricanesa small town heart and soul kind of teammakes canadians seethe just by existingand they might win it all this year
>>151245056I envy what they got to experience
Oh great the newfag attention whores are arriving I can't wait for them to ask a bunch of basic retarded questions, blog about their faggy interests and use a bunch of shit reaction images from other boards then disappear in a week.
matt the cuck
>>151245167trb is about to get a thousand more retards responding to him
>>151241840gary you should get one of those footstools do help with your marners! it will enhance the experience. long live gary!!!
>>151245198>squatty-potty
>latvian goaltending
>>151245221>raped retard
>rapey is backi'm out
>>151244965LUL
>>151245131eyes off, chikaner
>>151245224I miss my king...
>>151245167/hoc/ has a big intersection with /mu/ and /fit/
>>151245256our checkersies got absolutely fucking jobbed by the reffies in that series
>>151245256he was decent when Vancouver made playoffs
>>151244981give me back my third hour
My laffs
>>151245326
>>151245311Can’t believe they didn’t opt for the 3rd hour yesterday after all the Blue Jays stuff. O Dog is a lazy bum.
Why does Gary keep starting the season with my penguins?
>>151244965Rosters are not updated
>>151245351Crosby is still the face of the league.
>>151245167time to log off for a bit anonthis isn't your super sekrit clubthis is a public hockey general on a pedophile website
>>151245345hayes is too busy hobnobbing with the jays and breaking apart the dynamic duo of Keegan and hedge
>>151245351People love Crosby
>>151245366Sad that Mcmeme can’t overtake him
>>151245345You know they purposely don't talk about the blue jays so that people don't switch over to their competitors station?
How far this season for the laffs ?
>>151245394McDavid needs to win a cup first
>>151245374Then maybe you should take your own advice and shut the fuck up
>>151245395What about the Sportsnet commerical where they get a bunch of hockey players and Toronto Raptors players to say they are supporting the Blue Jays
>>151245395That is only when the game is currently going on during the show.
>>151245406Can you please stop posting your little tourist videos all over this board like we get it your some kid from buttfuck that moved to toronto for school
>>151245410He won’t
>>151245345>O Dog is a lazy bum.gotta get to the store for some sour keys before they close
/hoc/ talks about Connor 10x as much as Sid these days
>>151245394Gary won't push a Canadian team because they get shitty national ratings with no local market to boost them
Ticketmaster tell your the price after the (((fees))) now.
>>151245418Literally all of those teams and sportsnet are owned by the same company.
>>151245428/hoc/ isn’t mainstream hockey culture.
>>151245434Based Biden
ODog would be 4 bills if he knew he could doordash his keys during his moose phase (his own words)
>>151245428Crosby should retire in all honesty.
Crosby should retire in Montreal in all honesty
Overdrive, where petty bisexual leaves gather.
>>151245455He can’t even speak French
>>151245439We are ahead of the mainstream so its good new for Mcdavid and bad news for Crosby
>LESS THAN ONE BONG
>>151245447>>151245455Retards
>>151245456so they do a three week tagline competition and come up with that?
>>151245467>>151245467>>151245467
>>151245465You lost
>>151245455based in all honesty
