Meow meow Last time on /hoc/ >>151241683Tonight:>Blackhawks @ Panthers - 5 PM EST>Penguins @ Rangers - 8 PM EST>Avalanche @ Kings - 10:30 EST
Anime
my avies :)
Is this the threat?
Golden Knights
Link to Panthers stream pls I am at work
I choose you, smugcat
Should i get yakisoba for the big opening night?
Thinking about whether or not I should order in some pidzer to peep the opening night matches
>>151245579Order some pidser to celebrate Pekka
>>151245506He’s burnt like a lobster
>>151245579I'm also having a similar debate with myself. Don't know if I should grab some nice food and drinks for tonight, or save it for when my team plays tomorrow. But the problem is I want to feel good now.
>>151245530I prefer this thread
>>151245630Get food when your time plays
>>151245630go make and eat something quickly (pb and j comes to mind) and you will be happy today and tomorrow
>>151245555Will it have beef?
connections with 1 mistake
>split threads to start the season/hoc/ is a lottery team
Shant post in glowie aaaaacken thread
>>151245555yake your sobas yourself
Gary looks so happy being in Florida :)
THIS is the thread
>>151245720ya but you didn't know what connected the last four, you got it by default (again)
Sex with wyna liu
https://nationalpost.com/opinion/canadian-bill-would-strip-internet-access-from-specified-persons>cancucks can lose the ability to access the internet just for wrongthinkKEK
SNOWWYNA LIU GARDENFOOD
"Things that can be shovelled"
Things Ive stuck my dick into
Mom TRBs false flag posting again
>tfw if any of our 23 teams win I winyeah time to follow hockeyno wogs either
>>151245871This post is awful Thank you for blessing both threads with it
it's up!>https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/46519134/nhl-2025-26-season-picks-stanley-cup-divisions-awards
>Knight went into player assistance before the panthers won their first cup >Gets traded right before they won their second cup>Now has to watch his former team raise the banner in front of himHe's going to an hero during the game isnt he
>>151245911That settles it. Avalanche aren’t winning shit
>>151245744/hoc/ isn’t ready for the regular season
>>151245533based!!!>>151245791yeah i did it was wedding shit tranny. i got the purple one on the second try because that gimmick has gotten me too many times
It’s finally starting….
>>151245830Holy based
LETS GO GARYDROP THEM PUCKS
>>151245930The weathers been so nice the season snuck up on me.
I love you /hoc/
I hate you /hoc/
>>151245952going to take until like 00:35 realistically
I can’t decide if I should get kookaburra wings and milfs while watching the game or just stay home
>>151245959I still love you even if you hate us
wagin' has ceased
>>151245959you don't mean that
>Subban got replaced by Oshie on ESPN
>>151246011Doubt, people ranked him highly after the season for some unknown reason.
>>151246011isn't TJ Oshie a confirmed tardie though?
knights play tomorrow
Is Gary at the game?
>>151246056Isn’t PK?
time for kitties
Hockey is finally back bros I can't believe it
>>151246062Both 2026 SC Finalists play tomorrow
>>151246026Then why is Oshie sitting next to Messier and not PK?
>>151246077based
>>151246071
>>151246077Flames-Capitals?
>>151246077No
>>151246011That’s good
I can believe it because it happens every year
>>151246121
i just tuned into sportsnet so excited omg
>>151246071October-December /hoc/ is my favorite :)
>>151245954I hate how it feels like summer
Script leaked, Marchand getting a hatty
>>151246098No
>>151246131october is my fav month for sports
>>151246137Your goaltending sucks, your defense sucks, and Marner goes ghost in the postseason.
>>151246148Me too :)
>>151246151Marner will wake the fuck up this time
Gary
>>151246151And you lost
who's your cup pick? carolina for me
Oilers bros it's our year this year
>>151245830our own government gonna do the day of the rake. the irony. but yeah our politics is a joke man
>>151246198>1-16yeah dream big buddy.
>>151246164>>151246197Marner fucking sucks and so does Aidan Over-the-Hill
yo-yoing a marner atm
what's the logic behind non-north americans posting on /hoc/are they supporting the players who got cucked from their nation state and its leagues?
>>151246198Blue Jackets over the Flames
hockey is backgo stars :)
>>151246225The world revolves around America duh
SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
Our Sennies finna rock da league
>>151246216Sorry fren. It seems like every country is going to shit :(
>>151246225what else are they gonna do? watch liiga?
>>151246225Shut up faggot
well?
Kitty just threw up Not looking good for Florida tonight
>>151246256No
>nearly quarter past the hour>still no puck dropThat's how that gets ya
>12 minutes after 5>panthers just stepping on the ice>still have player intros, anthems, banner ceremonyYeah fuck this shit
>>151245923Poor guy
>wrinkly ass bannerkek florida is such a micky mouse franchise
I'm glad Ekblad's nutritional supplements allowed him to lift that thing without him collapsing
Why they got the year right
>>151246256Not even top 10
get the fuck on the ice you lazy bums!
>Wrinkles Kwab should have ironed it first
>Barky and Tkachuk hugging on the benchCUTE
> the wagies think they are missing out on the actual game HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>151246258feel better soon kitty <3
>>151246208what the fuck are these
>Verhaeghe - Bennett - Marchandoh shit
>>151245923the worst part is that he played both seasons, had the fanbase heavily behind him...and yet his name isn't on the Cup for either runat least he went to the first parade and got a ring out of it
>>151246258Poor kitty :(
My Blackhawks finna get gaped bros :(
>>151246248cute :3
o'er the land of the kwab and the home of the jen
>>151246299Greeks
Bedard is a bust
and here we go!
>>151246219Marner assisted the 4 naysh final goal tho
>>151246223you must be returning for the season start. we don't call those that here now anymore!
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
hockey is back bro's!!!!!!!!!!!
MIC'D UP REFFIES
>>151246364>>151246364>>151246364
>>151246219Still better then anyone else in the west
>hockey season stats>have to watch 7 hours of hockey every night instead of 7 hours of video games>no time for books
>>151246364The first fake scarpost of the 2025/2026 season. Powerful stuff Anon.
PING
>>151246387Nepotism >>151246236>>151246240
>man your battleshipsWhat a gay thing to say to start the season, retard
>scoreless draw at Sunrise
>>151246424what would have you said?
>>151246430Man your carrier group
>>151246424battle stationsStill gay though
What is this retards problem?
>woman your air craft carrier
>>151246424The ref shouldn’t even say that shit anyway. Thats unironically a thing for Gary to do.
Knight is locked IN
What is this fuckin retards problem?
400 bucks to see Preds-Penguins in Stockholm
I like my cameramen to find the 1/2 naked skanks in attendance.
>>151246461i dont get it
>>151246461reddit humouralso known as being Canadian
chicago 98, two minutes for being too damn gorgeous
Onhockey is shit tonight
>>151246373>what was considered fat in the 80s is considered healthy weight nowGrim.
>>151246461people got annoyed by his retardation so he doubled down
>>151246461what a numpty.
>>151246461Redditors piss and shit themselves out of laughter when they see the wacky abbreviations Friedman comes up with
>>151246461Filtered
>>151246235>America so fat it has its own orbit
>>151246485
>>151246461can't people just have a little fun?
>>151246243can do both
The commercials are extra shit.
how she goin', eh?
>>151246487Many such cases. NHL66 doesn’t even have the game on.
Wtf is this echo on this shitty fucking "professional" broadcast of the first game of the season
>>151246461Its called jewish predisposition to mental.illness
>>151246541it's your stream
Damn that lineup is still stacked.
>>151246541Thank you Gary
>first game of the year >/hoc/ is dead
lots of complaining itt
>>151246555Unlike my Islanders
have to go out and get breakfast for tomorrow, what should i get. had muffins for the past 3 days
>>151246555probably doesn't win the conference/division, but enough to get into the playoffs, and hopefully have 16/19 back by then
>>151246565For me? Everything bagels.
I'd like to take a moment to give a shoutout to Gary. We're watching the two time defending Stanley Cup champions Florida Panthers, playing at home in a PACKED arena. 30 years ago that would have been unthinkable. Gary, you've built something great here.
>scoreless draw
>>151246565Bacon and egg from mcdonalds
>>151246576Get this AI ChatGPT slop outta my /hoc/
>>151246471Based skank enjoyer
>He cheers for a team that's not even close to where he lives>He started cheering for that team only when they started winningWhen are we gonna whack these fuckin finooks out of this board?
>>151246576Thanks Gary :3
>>151246587Retard
Sloptastic game so far.
>>151246565Special K
my sens would bootyblast both of these shit teams
NAZAR SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>151246593it's just a little bandwagon, whats the big deal?
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Uh oh Kitties...
>>151246609your sens can't even bootyblast toronto
SCAAAAAAAAAAR
SCAAAR
>losing to shitcongoit's so over kwab
SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
KWAB
Fuck you cats
>>151246609good post
hockey back where we fucking go
>>151246593The 2025 Stanley cup final was real? I thought that was bullshit.
>>151246593yeah, since 96, when they made the final
>>151246638Right here pal
>>151245484>meowIt's spelt 'miaow', actually.Anyway, go Sheffield Steelers!
kitties SCARRRRRR AJ GREEEEEEEEEEER
>>151246625The marlies were playing very well that night
panthers fucking suck kekgo oilers
frank nazar scored
>>151246638Good morning sir!
NOT SO FAST SHITHAWKS
>>151246558just waiting for the Famous Maple Leafs to start again
>>151246593Euros should be able to root for whichever team they like
SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
>most dangerous draw in Sunrise, FL
>kn1ght
>shitcongo
oops
SCAAAAAAAAARALL KNOTTED UP AT 1 (ONE)
It’s over.
FRANK NITTY
meow meow
>>151246670Your mom got knotted up last night.
Next team to score takes the lead
>>151246648kek
>>151246685big if true
>>151246685
>>151246680umm....
the guy holding the Woo sign was a tribute to the ric flair kitties guy who passed away this offseason
>Lenshunog
>>151246685wtf is this true?
I got a 8€ discount on my delivery app for ordering a couple pidsers You're all invited to share them!!
My NHL fan journey:2013-2016 (Blackhawks)2016-2020 (Penguins)2020-2023 (Lightning)2023-now (Panthers)
>>151246713Thanks fren. Want a beer?
>>151246713I’ll have a slice of cheese finnbro
>>151246704>Ric Flair impersonator dies before Ric Flairwhat the hell
SCARRRRRRRRRR SWAGGY
>kn2ght
I've seen enough. Give the Kitties their third Cup.
SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
reminder that cancucks are desperate to push the "w-we only support our local team" because their country sucks ass in the NHLif a single cancuck team had won in the last 33 years they would have been pushing the correct "teams represent nation states" viewpoint but they have been raped constantly for over 3 decades so they need a desperate damage control cope
Gay ass season this is
>>151246736
It’s over my Blackhawks are getting butt raped
>>151246736cope my oilers will prevent the threepeat
>>151246747>>151246736>>151246731>>151246729>America vs America gameeyes off cuckwatching foreigners!
Love the Panthers goal song. Reminds me of this past summer, where we heard it all the time.
Based Swaggy
>>151246748The Flames are the new dynasty
>>151246727For sure, grab this slice of pepperoni!>>151246728Help yourself fren!
We don't mass reply here
>half the thread is cuckwatchers
>>151246767Thanks Pekka!
bedardbros...
win the cup win the cup win the cuplift it UP
>>151246757I think it'd be a much better picture if they all dressed in full gear.
Score on this bussy.
Whores are real desperate tonight
man i hate these espn guys so much
>>151246797the UK has a similar graph, how is it even possible im in shock every time i see it
man i hate these pol poster guys so much
Is the NHL just a continuous humiliation ritual for leafs?
Knight is looking good, he needs some backup here
>>151246803weekes is pure ass
>>151246808Its one poster with unlimited VPNs
>>151246795A beer so good they don't mind deliberately spilling it in their ad.
Don't forget your 9PM routine tonight Canadian frens
Chicago is so outclassed but Bob has .667sv jen
>>151246797Typo?
>>151246817Just like my islanders.
>entire identity is being globohomo leftist JEETED "w-we're not like america" cuckolds>NOOOOO stop bringing up politicsyou're a flag of humiliated nationalists desperately clawing for something to act superior aboutand now that Trump has made H1B's cost 100k you're going to get JEETED even harderyou learn your place
How mad will /hoc/ be when my Pens win the lottery, draft McKenna and go back to back Stanleys in 2031 & 32?
>>151246824I member when you could leave doors unlocked in Canada
>>151246826Cope the sv% right now isn’t statistically significant.
>>151246832Depends on how loyal and healthy Crosby is
Who set that guy off lmao
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
FIGHT
>>151246831Wrong flag moron
>>151246832if its not the french and not the knights im not angry
>>151246813I’ve always thought he had a lot of potential
>>151246844>noooo let me filter youironically it's set to random flag
>>151246837I was in hamilton with this family and their car had gotten broken into but they still never locked their doors
Hahaha Greer got kwab'd what a fucking cuck loser
Gary and Campbell better suspend Foligno for the gutless punches he gave AJ Greer.
>>151246824tfw when u live right next to america
>>151246855good times. they are a-changin' though.
let's go hawks
>using a vpn to /pol/ post on /hoc/idk who you are but you should seriously consider suicide. /hoc/ is for 1 hockey and 2 frens.
>>151246847Florida management thought so too and were unwilling to trade him, before realizing their championship window.He was stifled somewhat by his time in the assistance program, but it looks like he's realizing his potential.
now that hockey has started again, make sure you just don't sit around watching hockeygo out and play in your leagues!
>>151246847Last season retards were still yelling KNIGHT during the anthem at Panther games kek
>>151246884the jones deal was just too juicy
>>151246879This was this year
>your opening night slop, goyim
>>151246886I just now realized that's JohnJeetSingh in the green.
>>151246886You shut your son of a bitching mouth
Our blackhawks needed this intermission
>>151246882did you really think you could shit up /mlb/ with no repercussions?
>>151246894no idea why gary put this matchup together. everyone knew this was going to be shit.
>>151246824Fuck I live in Niagara region and this is the first I had heard of this. I was leaving everything open and unlocked.Looks like a I have a few hours to leave my keys in the ignition yet though.
>>151246894Theyre going to send in Bedard's mom into Florida's locker room during the intermission to suck out their life essence
>>151246901>cucking for an American teamwhat is this
>>151246891Absolutely, and it paid offThe window is NOW for the kitties, Bob still has at least a couple years in him, and if he's got more, they have 4-5 years of excellence up top
>>151246894I bet the over for goals it’s all good :)
>>151246832How mad will you be when the pengas beat the >rags tonight?
>>151246897He not only got away, he's on the Blackhawks minor league team now
>>151246905>b-b-but bedard is the next superstar, everyone wants to watch him, he brings in eyes...I have no idea why the people in charge still believe this, but they do
>>151246886That reminds me, I have beer league tonight at 9 and I really don't feel like fuckin going but I already paid my $260 for the season and I missed last week
>>151246905gary wanted to give his favorite sunbelt team an easy start to the season
>>151246906too late I already stole your carburetor and copper wiring
which NHL team has the most right wing fans
>>151246923Just go. You’ll have fun
>>151246927the gypsies got to Canada now?
>>151246921same as with the playoff layout.
>>151246930lighting for sure
>>151246930Ruins
>>151246923life is all about signing up for things and not going to them anon. Just keep living the dream
>>151246930I'd imagine Detriot has the most wing fans.
>>151246902Not our problem you suck at ball
>>151246934They have pills that turn any man into a gypsy now
>>151246897lmao they gave him a standing ovation in the game he played after the murder
>>151246897No and he plays for the Blackhawk’s affiliate now
>>151246927Well that's fair. You probably need it more.
>>151246923youll be grand when you get there
>>151246930booins
>>151246886I should join one. I bet I could make social and physical gains
>>151246946BOOOOOOO
>>151246907Why wouldn’t they just send bedard
>>151246955so glad england is being genocided by pakis
>>151246817weekes is cheeks
>>151246939Its easy being a fan of right wings when you have Kucherov
imagine getting beat up by old man foligno lol
>>151246923One day you won’t be able to play the hockey and you will regret every game you missed
>>151246905Gary is still trying to sell Bedard as the next generational talent but anyone who watched him since he entered the league can see he was overhyped to hell and back
canada is really just a gigantic blue state who can't vote
>>151246968Marchand only likes bussy when he's plastered
>>151246984>he was overhyped to hell and backBut he actually had an incredible World Juniors and season with the Pats. All the hype was warranted at the time of his draft.
which is the most chad position and most cuck position in hockey
>>151247004goalie and goalie
Light grey suit was a bad choice
>>151247004Chad: GoonCuck: assistant goalie
>>151247004ref and linesman
>>151247004Chad = /hoc/ posterCuck = goalie
Why did Gary begin the season at 5pm on a Tuesday? He needs to give his head a shake.
got cancucks seething lads
CTE Oshie
>>151247017Growing the game with the unemployed
>>151247004chad: power forwardcuck: philadelphia flyer
who is the warrior poet of the league
I like the arenas where the back up goalie isn't allowed to sit with the team and gets put in the cuck corner.
>>151247004chad: refcuck: between the benches commentators
Holy shit the afleck duck is still around !!!I haven't seen that nigga since the nextel cup series
>>151247048Canadians win the cup every year.
>>151247049>nextellol
What part of Chicago are you from?
>>151247017Compete with the ALDS? Are you crazy?
>>151247066The bean
>>151247066Riverside
>>151247066City's gone downhill ever since they got rid of beetlejuice
>>151247066Toronto
Status update: my pidzers are on the way
>>151247067There's an ALDS game right now anon
>>151247066Calgary
What part of Florida are you from?
>>151247066Gary
>>151246890they did it tonight lol
>>151247040Maya Angelou
Where's Subban?
>>151246461those are his stock picks for this quarter
>>151247075City has gone down hill since they put out the fire
>>151247061maybe on planet retard
>>151247079Yum!
>>151247083Jacksonville
Great to see CC behind the desk again. But I can't wait to see Ron and the gang this Saturday for the first HNIC of the season.
its up!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhlQZXt8LWQ
>>151247066where Fall Out Boy is from
>>151247100>you just know
>>151247108I heard Larry fucked Abella Danger.
LETSETSGOORANGERSANGERS
>>151247108spoiler that shit. thumbnail gave me nightmares.
>>151247079
>>151247108has larry and/or shannon ever mentioned each other?
kwob
BOB. BADGE AND UNIFORM. NOW.
>scorefull draw
SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>151247119He could do much better
Bob in September form
>>151247004chad: Emilycuck: Pierre
bedardbros... nazarbros keep mogging us...
bit of a stick-holder myself
Next goal gets the lead back
Everything is coming up Chicago
>>151247066O block
>>151247126yeah shannon said he put a hit out on larry
holy fucking lmao Bobrovsky was asleep on that playway too far over to the leftdidn't even try to get set until after the first dude was already passing it acrosswhat are you doing Bob, preseason's over, this one's worth points
Bob down to .600sv
Hockey's opening night. It's fappe tyme!
YOWCH!
IN THE FACE!
just how cucked are canadians in the nhl? are they like latin america in soccer where every single good player is taken from them by EVROPEANS?
Is Reinhart died?
>>151247168indeed
>no penalty call >immediately back up Lol sure
Just saw a ref pickup some teeth
>>151247162>perfect 10>celine dioni've been saying this for years
does philly make /hoc/ seethe just like /nfl/ and /mlb/?
>>151247162face not a 10
>>151247066>What part of Chicago are you from?¿De qué parte de Chicago eres?*
EMILY :))
>>151247080Just saw that gamethread had 30 posts kwab
Shalt be watching the Jays game tonight desu
>>151247186>looking at the face>when there's all that bodymom, please
>>151247171you sure do love to ask about cucks, are you thinking of becoming one?
>>151247193hockey started, baseball's over sorry jaysies
Kitties are falling like flies
>>151247183see>>151247031but not so much right now because we have sucked for awhile
damn. hate seeing guys get hurt on night one
>>151247192game hasn't started yet because of rain, you dingbat
Frail kitties
>reinhart dead>rodrigues deadKWAB
>>151247192Game was weather delayed for like 2 hours
its over
>>151247203you're watching a sport that AMERIGODS have dominated and cucked you in for 33 years.
LET THE PUSSIES HIT THE FLOOR>LET THE PUSSIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE PUSSIES HIT THE FLOOR>LET THE PUSSIES HIT THEFLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>151247191Emily's hair is looking fuller, she did something
>>151247191finally smart enough to go with a haircut that covers up that hairline
7 lives left for the kitties
jou määntsikaago
>>151247212>>151247216Gary made the call to the HAARP
>>151247193>>151247205
>blackhawks>wearing white
>>151247221we love that for her
you now remember
33 years0 stan lees
>>151247121>40 year old hagRags are sad
>5 guys are injured >"good thing" >"gets the legs moving" Maurice is ruthless
>>151247249You 'member? I 'member.
>>151247083Jax beach
>>151247259you said what?
Kirk McLean mentioned.
to the cup we GOOOOOOooooooooo
>>151247191Don’t like the hair color on her
laffy taffy? laffy taffy!
Gary is like Santy Claus: he always delivers
>rags
bedard + levshunov vs. michkov + demidovreally makes u think
>>151247220Yup I saw you getting hit >>151247208
>>151247342indeed
This game is getting pretty sloptastic all of a sudden
Replacing your entire population with Indians to own the Orangeman
>>151247380canada has fallen
Does the NHL have a good commissioner?
It is time. Let another century of Ranger hockey commence.
>>151247399
>>151247162>Priscilla poster is backbased
>>151247399Better than Adam Silver
>>151246011Oh nooo thats so sad
They're good fans.
>>151247408>1 cup in 84 yearsNot much to look forward to
>>151246011but Subban just signed a new contract?
>>151247437kwab
>>151247438He got deported :(
This thread is boring af I wanna speak to the manager
>>151247446What do you want?
>>151247452oh god no
>>151247452I want a new thread that’s not full of shit posts
Christ at one point bud was saying bedard would surpass mcdavid. What the hell happened to bedard he’s a shell of his former self
>new seasonLET'S FAKING GOOOOOOOO!!!!
LMAO another PUSSY down
Kitties are sick tonight
>>151247472Probably got into some chocolate
Pooins will be unstoppable again
Is this the 2nd half or 2nd quarter?
>dumb ESPN boomers are still talking about "knee contact"he caught an accidental spearhe was clutching his balls
Holy shit give bedard a linemate that cM finish that
teräväinen solid 1+1 +2 after 2 period, very nice
>>151247496>save me bettman
this season is shit start the playoffs already
>>151247412why, thank you
>>151247502https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgoT9Y0oUg0
>>151247527thats a man
This is a pretty good roster if they dont play the 3rd and 4the lines
>>151247527would suck those nipples if yo catch my meaning
>>151247544ota minut kyytiin
>>151247526Whats wrong not winning a cup again this season? Just like last season?
>>151247502>>151247544https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVxjanRhq7o
>>151247466HOKKEI IS BACK :DDDD
>>151247555What do you mean fren?
>>151247249JEN
>>151247546>sees men in everythingyou just might be ghey, anon
>>151247496>accidental spear
>>151247554: Haha your 10mil guy. Your season should be better without him. Think of this….Oilers pay only an additional 2.5mil for McDavid then Calgary pays Huberdeau.
>>151247494
>>151247494in the year 2035
>>151247592i would take her tits out and put her nipple in my mouth and start sucking them and then do it for the other breast
>>151247644>>151247644>>151247644NEW
>>151247575seether before your superiors, true nordic kings>>151247591HELL YEAH BROTHER :DDD
>>151245784Was I really a retard? We just had a great thread here in the real /hoc/.
