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IN THE NEWS:

Coach O spotted at Grambling, rumors swirl of potential interview or booty call
Hulu pulls out of UNC documentary, cites advice from Coach O to always pull out
Sarkesian says culture of kwabass not an issue for recent slide, Coach O says “kwab” when asked about manning outside of Grambling dormitory
Bowl projections begin, again

Another huge day for college football

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Coach Primate
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Total reffie death
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Its over taco bros
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I don't think he has much longer..
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>>151246741
Looks like Jim Cornette yelling at a WWF reffie ngl
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coach primeoid
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>>151246786
>scrub tier
Paying off a whore to entrap your monkey HC
>pro tier
Poisoning your monkey HC
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>>151246714
use your main
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>>151246743
>our logo is pretty recognizable, what can we do to make it better? we need an edge to get us over the SEC schools in our state
>make it look like the goatse guy pulling his asshole open so his colon can fall out
>brilliant
They need to fire whoever approved this. Taco tech is now buttrose tech.
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Why's this cunny brat all over my social media?
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Coach Violent Monkey Black who's gonna use his poor health as a result of a lifestyle of no self control to abandon the program he exploited to get his kids into the nfl even though they suck
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>>151246859
Looks like the cunny off witcher
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This Week's Games:

OSU @ Illinois 12:00 PM EST
Alabama @ Missouri 12:00 PM EST
Oklahoma vs. Texas 3:30 PM EST
Indiana @ Oregon 3:30 PM EST
Florida @ Texas A&M 7:00 PM EST
Georgia @ Auburn 7:00 PM EST
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>>151246950
>>151246974
of these i betted
OSU -14.5
Mizzou +3.5
OU +3.5
Indiana +9.5
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>>151247006
Mizzou's gettin smoked, they havent played anybody and are fighting for stat lines with Bama.
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>>151247045
quite possible but bama shittng their pants is in the cards and money is moving on mizzou
line is 2.5 now if you are sure of it
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>>151247085
Bama has played much higher competition so far than Mizzou is what I see. Mizzou hasn't played anyone who's top tier.
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>>151246859
The algorithm is working.
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>>151247182
>betmgm
How do people not know they’re a scam by now?
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>>151247258
softest us book for nba +ev prop betting by far
they limit pretty quick but got 10K out of them
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>>151246714
Wow, just wow....
>>151246741
I like Elko, but the dude needs to lose some weight. At the very least he needs to burp during a game. I want a Bret Bielema esque webm.
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>>151247294
just imagine hes making a bunch of short angry burps here
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>>151246743
Non-Tech fans don’t realize how much better the old logo looks than the beveled one they’ve until they’ve seen how it looks on uniforms and fan gear. The beveled double T looks like a cuckstamp, and is a cluttered mess from long distances. Tech returning to its flattened logo is a long time coming.
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>>151247276
NBA is one thing, but their /cfb/ shit is off the hook for hooking retards and desperates.
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>>151247345
Still looks like goatse.
>>151247294
>>151247332
A hunger to surpass mangino gear
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>>151247350
retards and desperate people are what let other people get good lines
sports gambling is a scam though
the fact you get limited if you win and can lose everything you own if you lose
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>>151247345
Immediately I agre the top looks better
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>>151247369
>Hates blacks
>Hates Trump
What too many cupcakes do to a man.
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>>151247429
lots of boomers hate blacks and trump
something about the way he talks makes them seethe
i enjoy it
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>>151247373
Thanks for reminding me why I’m banned from every sports book in the US, but at least my Porsche is paid off.
>>151247391
Kansas didn’t deserve this caliber of coach, even if he’s too big to fit in the screenshot.
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>>151247345
It looks like corporate goyslop of the current year. Stop the cope
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>>151247276
Got a proton mail? Teach me your ways.
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>>151246854
>make it look like the goatse guy pulling his asshole open so his colon can fall out

Not seeing it. You may need to seek help if that's what came to your mind with the "new" logo.
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>>151247569
>>151247517
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>>151247561
oddshopper portfolio ev
get on every book you can in your state with bonuses
watch the youtube vids on their channel and talk to people in the ev discord
make $30-40K before books limit you to ~$6 a bet

nba is a money printer, im gonna grind my limited accounts this season since they have a mass entry tool
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>>151247623
I’m in a gimped state.
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>>151247673
how gimped? if you don't have access to the main books you are fucked
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>>151247569
nta but now that I look at the “old” logo it just looks like a negroid pulling off the goatse maneuver and the new one looks like a spic doing the lightbulb squat
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>>151247708
One of the 12 states…BTC or cash gift cards only
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>>151247725
My goodness man, I’m begging you to stop watching degenerate porn every waking second of your life.
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>>151247744
yeah its a no go then
offshore books are too sharp and you wont get enough action
us books are soft because Americans have too much money and always bet overs
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What are the implications for /cfb/ now that streaming is pulling more eyeballs than broadcast and cable?
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>>151247771
>his friends never sent him the clip of the goatse guy breaking a jar in his ass
How young are you?
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>>151246916
Mateer is going to play, isn’t he?
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>>151247795
I’ve heard of glass in ass, never lightbulb squat. That sounds like some weird cuck shit.
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>>151247798
thats the word around the streets but if im texas i hack his arm every play
could start hawkings and see how its going and always let mateer come in
mateer is throwing in practices but coaches aren't going to release shit before this type of game
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>>151247725
The fuck is wrong with your head? Touch grass.
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>>151247819
Same guy shoved a lightbulb up his ass. It popped same as the jar, he cleared it out the same way. A real human bean.
>>151247791
None, nobody here pays for cable and those of >us with families don’t allow them to watch the Devil’s food. We all pirate the streams or tune in with our HAM radio equipment.
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>>151246786
he's been saving those timeouts to postpone his heart attack
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>>151246743
the black accents gave it a sleek distinctive look imo
now it looks like every other red and white logo out there
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Y’all were talking about putting a lightbulb in your ass. I didn’t think it was possible but I want to test myself so I tried it. I managed to push the light bulb in there but when I try to pull it out it’s not coming. It feels like it’s creating a vacuum in my ass when I try to pull it out. I’m starting to panic here not sure what I should to do get this motherfucker out of my ass
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>>151248299
order a couple of chipotle burritoes
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Tech is starting to make the Big 12 race boring. Remove them from the equation, and genuinely you have half a dozen teams competing for the title, but now it’s like everyone has to wait for them to stop demolishing everyone until the Big 12 race can actually start.
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>>151248299
ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK btw
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>>151248299
Is it an old timey light bulb or a newfangled LED bulb? If it’s an old timey bulb, just relax and gently push. If it’s a new LED bulb, go to the hospital.
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>>151248420
How do you have this knowledge?
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>>151248367
dont worry anon. by contract, if texas loses two more games this season they gain 4 wins to their record and automatically get moved to the faggot 12 for the remainder of the season
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>>151222575
>Arch_Manning_Cant_Run.mp4
Before the game and during they keep talking about how Arch was used last season with great success on running plays.
He FUCKING SUCKS at contact running. His legs go dead.
I couldn't quit laughing with how bad he was at running the ball.
He will get "injured" during the OK game and get benched.
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>>151248261
Downies have freak strength, someone should try recruiting them as linebackers.
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>>151248299
DO NOT PANIC. You are going to be fine bro I have had some close calls like this and it always works out if you stay cool and relax. First and foremost you are going to want to use a lubricant. Push it in a l little deeper if you need to work the lube in. See if you can spin it around but do not put much pressure on it. Then focus on relaxing and try to “poop” it out rather than pull it out.

Boomer Sooner by the way
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member when Auburn thought Jackson Arnold was going to save their program?
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Florida is going to beat Texas A&M. I fucking know it. The billy ride will never stop
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>>151248837
im not sold on their qb reed
think he costs them a couple games and UF could be 1
UF had like 2 sacks going into the UF game so idk if Texas OL is really that bad or UF figured something out
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>>151248837
I don't see it, but I'd love the faggies to take a hit.
Oct/Nov SEC is too damn dense.
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>>151247182
Where's Pedo St?
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>>151248261
If his name was Blaze Manning he'd be a 4* recruit with offers from every SEC school including Vanderbilt
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>>151247345
It’s a shit logo, with or without beveled edges.
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>>151247006
Mizzou is getting REKT. Lock it.
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>>151248886
I saw a player for San Jose bullying Texas left guard (who also gave up a sack against Florida) lol
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>>151249164
yeah im not sure what they do with the OU DL
meme chucking like auburn is the only thing that comes to mind
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>>151248913
There's going to be a lot of fraudulent SEC teams dropping like flies over the next two months....

(LSPoo/Ole Piss/Blowklahoma/Faggies/Jawja/Tennessneed)
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>>151249102
Why so mad
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I see they’re copying Okie state this time around
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>>151248455
It’s a mystery, or I have patients who have struggled with anal injury. No, they aren’t students. They’re homeless or poverty struck and have to endure Texas’s public mental health care system. I’ve been called down to the ER in Bryan more than once.
>are you in EPSY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fat chance look elsewhere. But, if you think I am over there, there’s a guy named Chuck who is the one decent human in that department so hit him up looking for who I may be. He might know.
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>>151249661
>>mad
Do you know what that word means? Why would anyone be mad that some school they didn’t go to has a stupid logo?
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>>151249792
You’re clearly mad at their logo
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>>151246743
In the early 2000s, the retards in the Tech administration paid $20k to a consulting firm for the logo design on the left. Students were upset because that money could have been used for art student scholarships at a time when tuition deregulation greatly increased the cost of attendance.
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>>151248886
ngl, reed's inability to hit anyone further than about 17 yd downfield, no matter how open they are, has me pretty stressed out.
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>>151249767
Alright, but what the fuck is an Aggie?
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rank Duke you cowards
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>>151249831
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>>151250052
>$20,000 for a sleepy-looking Yosemite Sam
I’d be upset too
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>>151250181
Beats me, somebody will post the pastas soon enough. I ain't that kind of researcher.
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>>151249767
Sup Matthew
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>>151251660
Not the first drunkard to meet his doom in the halls of 4chan's /sp/'s /cfb/ and certainly not the last.
( ̄^ ̄)ゞ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8AeV8Jbx6M
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>>151246786
Gotta hand it to coach primate. He knew his kids were leaving and the team would be rebuilding. He could have fucked off and blamed a health issue. But here is, still at the wheel with his kids gone, the team sucking and the health issues.
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>>151247182
>all bad guys except Oklahoma, Ole Meme, Taco and LSU
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>>151247429
troon
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>>151247182
The fact Oklahoma is that high despite their buzzsaw of a schedule is impressive.
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>Texas is a 2.5 point favorite against Oklahoma.

So vegas believes John maqueer will not play then? I thought it would be Oklahoma by a touchdown at least
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>>151247182
Oregon that high is questionable
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>>151251998
It’s not necessarily what they believe, but what they believe the bettors believe. They just want even money on both sides.
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>>151251985
i think if OU beats Texas and SC they get in at 9-3
unless they lose by 50
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>>151251998
The dude had hand surgery. If he even plays, he won’t be 100%. Also you would be foolish to completely dismiss Texas with how much highly ranked talent is on that team that could suddenly have a light bulb flip on in their heads in an instant. Also, and perhaps most importantly, it’s a fucking rivalry game, and it’s ALWAYS better to be the lower ranked team in a rivalry game.
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>>151252237
it was his thumb and stafford and another nfl qb both came back within 2 weeks
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>>151251928
>Oklahomo
>not a bad guy
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>>151252281
Mateer blew auburn’s asshole out with that broken hand after injuring it in the first quarter. He performed better after injuring it. The only thing that will keep him from performing against Texas is a dork with a clipboard not clearing him to play or someone ripping the surgery wound open.
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>>151252369
texas is going to target that hand everyplay they try to run him
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Loaded slate this weekend bros
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>>151250787
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>>151249690
Show the basketball one
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>conference collapses
>coach and staff leave
>key players leave
>new coach is ass
>AD signs terrible NIL deal
>croots decommit
>no wins at all
>the single worst special teams in college football

Has any team had a worse stretch aside from death penalty SMU?
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>>151252922
wake -2.5 free money
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>>151246714
and there it is
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>>151253049
kek loving the complete and utter lack of empathy in this response
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UCLA and Cal desperately need to be forced back to the PAC.
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>texas -1.5
>espn analytics texas 61% chance to win



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