Gaylen Squirts is the weak link on the shEagles
>>151248501Thomas Edward Patrick Brady
niggas aint ready for the return
>>151248436the jags win reminded me very much of the Titans win this weekend/r/ing interception fumble touchdown
>>151248477>My 3-2 Patties
>>151248501Baker MayfieldMatthew StaffordPatrick Mahomes
>>151248501staffordburrowlamar
>>151248501Mac 10Shadoodoo Sampers Penis Jr
>>151248501Jayden Daniel'sCaleb Williams Drake Maye
>>151248477What is the opposite of a bald fraud? That is to say, someone who is bald but not a fraud?
SandersBros! We are now number 2 on the depth chart! It's Fucking almost time! If Gabriel stumbles the job is finally ours and he can lead our Fucking team to the success it so richly deserves!
>>151248557>lamar>eliteKEK
>>151248501I know at least one of them
>HOLLYWOOD>LOOK OUT>IT'S A MISSILE
>>151248513It's gonna be funny when he comes back and sanders is back to the third string
>>151248580I'm da jokah baby...
Why does /nfl/ suck so much qb dick
>>151248571bald god
>>151248501>danny jones>josh allen>baker mayfieldthe bar is very low this year
>>151248501JaredThomasGoff
Why did the kiwi try and claim anon's OC as his own?
predictions for the benagls with flacco? I had them maybe winning 2 more games and going 4-13. Assume he stays healthy which I know is an ask behind this line.
>>151248581Even the throwback field paint looks better ffs.
>Dan Orlovsky says NFL is blocking him from posting analysis videos on social mediayeah, this is further evidence the league is incentivized from keeping any professional film breakdown from hitting the public web without paying some sort of subscription fee the NFL gets a kickback from.The reason why is entirely based in gambling, and it's just more overwhelming evidence that the league would rather sports fans be retarded, over reactionary nonball knowing refball whiners because they make bigger marks on the booking apps.the leagues going a sovlless way treating its viewers like a piggy bank they're vigorously shaking upside down while contemplating if its more worthwhile to break
>>151248579i would say he's one of the two most elite quarterbacks in NFL history, playoffs excluded.
>>151248501Josh AllenDrake MayeJustin Herbert
>>151248604>bald god
>>151248602casuals and non-ball knowers put too much emphasis on qb
>>151248622>playoffs excludedanon, I...
>>151248629wtf is this real??
ORDER UPONE TRIPLE KWABBY SUPREME TO GO
>>151248628Two elite QBs and Justin Herbert.
>>151248619Roger Goodell is evil
>>151248636the question presented was not "who are the best 3 playoff quarterbacks"
>>151248672Terrible gimmick
>>151248672Mahomes' favorite meal
>>151248631You can tell when /nfl/ discovers a new QB by the tards that keep spamming his name and face thread after thread
>>151248580Purdy needs to get healthy fast or he's going to get Alex Smithed by Mac Jones. He's like the girl Shanahan has always had a thing for, who was dating someone else and she's finally single.
>>151248619Dan is a cuck no one is stopping him Baldy breaks down plays all the time with his iPhone 10
>>151248629>He says he will never die.>He says he will never die.
>>151248709I want to see Mac Jones on the Steelers long term. He seems like their type.
>expertswhy doesn't the media call them what they are, vegas influencers? Though, I do understand that most goyim (especially gamblingfags) will follow the opinion of anyone titled "expert"
>>151248581this is on mahomes for throwing it before the break in the route. had he waited a second longer, and lead the runner, like the announcer said, they probably get into field goal range
>>151248477
>>151248672I'll have one
Drake Maye should be MVP
>>151248786No one is laughing
>>151248754same reason the current vertical short trend is "[expert] taught me this"
>>151248683terribly delicious
>>151248672
>>151248786it'll be three nickels four years from now, and it'll render your meme obsolete
>>151248813Calm down lil bro it's week 5
This last TNF match was similar to last year's Ohio vs Michigan gameMcVay turned this game into a dick measuring contest and it cost them the game.
>>151248808and what to drink?
>>151248613Because I can do anything I want within the confines of /sp/
Will it be mack or purdy destroying tampon gay?
>>151248813>MVPDrake should indeed be the most vulnerable pussy
>>151248848Sorry, can't shakie bakie
>>151248848you're now aware that Jimmy G still plays in the NFL
>>151248880Really? Where
>>151248894Ramoids
Once I finish this 30 word essay on why the afc west is good, I will be dumping tons of OC that /espee/ will be using for decades. But it'll take a couple years since there are no redeeming qualities about this shit division yet
>>151248894>like you don't know
>>151248880wat
>>151248813True
>>151248501Daniel JonesDaniel JonesDaniel Jones
>>151248622>playoffs excludedKek really says it all
The real MVP is Roger Goodell for keeping the players safe and ending racism
>>151248924it's spuh
Bird Themed: Ravens, Seahawks, Cardinals, Falcons, EaglesCat Themed: Bengals, Lions, Jaguars, PanthersHorse Themed: Colts, BroncosBovine Themed: Texans, BillsMiscellaneous Mammal Themed: Bears, Rams, DolphinsMythological/Religious Themed: Saints, Titans, GiantsPirate Themed: Buccaneers, Raiders, VikingsLocal Identity Themed: Packers, 49ers, Patriots, Steelers, CowboysElectric Themed: Chargers (they ignore horsey themes be honest)Native American Themed: ChiefsVehicle Themed: JetsThemed: Browns, Commanders
part 2 next week
>>151248477Jerry Jones was fined 250k. Where does that money go?
>>151249026"native americans" prefer the term american indiant. american indian
>>151249026The Browns are bulldogs
I apologize to Travis Hunter. He's actually pretty damn good
>>151249021yeah hes complete ass in the playoffs. but he's still undeniably elite
>>151249026“Native Americans” prefer the term “alcoholic woman beaters”
>>151249065no, the browns are named after the coach from the 40s who then took the money they paid him to purchase their cross state divisional rival, bengalsspoiler: neither has ever had success
>>151249026>>151249065I thought they were elves?
My boy Flacco going to finna boutta let it rip
>>151249080>ass in the playoffs>elite Choose
DJ Moore is on heroin
>>151249064The one native american dude i met in college told me the same thing. I still feel like a chud whenever i call them indians though
>>151249064Are you actually? Or are you like those white ppl that make it their entire personality because they're one percent Mashantucket Pequot?
>>151249080what's funny is they released a player who was elite in the postseason but shitty in the regular season for this
>>151249064Based if true. Can we bring back the Redskins btw
>>151249114peyton manning was ass in the playoffs for the first 8 years of his career and he was still elite then.
>>151249128well seeing as I live on a reservation in oklahoma, I would say the former
>>151249151do you realize how many boomers wore and rooted for redskins?
>>151249155Peyton Manning was ass in the playoffs for his entire career
>>151249178Then why did the DEIcucks remove the badass name and logo saying it wasn't PC
>>151249155>first 8 years of his careername a single playoffs when he was elite, I'll waithis only rings came from defensive teams. I'm pretty sure his denver ring was Brad Johnson tier
>>151249030Ben would never
>>151248614I don't understand the point Colts already showed last year that he's too old for this shit and that was behind an actual o line. I'll be shocked if he makes it out of the steelers game alive
>>151249200see >>151249121
>>151249155Peypey was carried to his second ring, he was the worst player on that Broncos roster by a mile
When is Trump going to step in and do something about PFF?
>>151249118he runs like it
>>151249238nobody knows what you're seething about, take meds
>>151249079He's great, but that rat bastard head coach won't give him a larger role on offense. Every catch he makes is electric and a difference maker, but no, can't let him have it too much huh can we Liam (((Cohen)))
>>151249168Drake is legit
>>151249118so was Mark Sanchez
>>151249254He's saying there's too many white gods that low
What game is on tonight Football bros?
>>151249079>>151249261how much do you get paid by Prime PR?
>>151249198>>151249209>>151249229and yet he was still elite
>>151249215Is he even going to start or is he just there to put pressure on Browning for now?
Yall were sleeping on Drake, I been knew he's elite since UNC
>>151249283no
>>151249283Not in the post season he wasn't
>first ballot hall of fame quarterback was actually not elite
>>151249254If you look at that list and don't immediately see any problems then I don't know what to tell you
>>151249290>left UNC before Belichick got there>got to NE after Belichick lefthow was he lucky enough to dodge the Belichick bullet twice?
what went wrong?
>>151249308>troy aikman was elite
>>151248830The Lelce Shake please
>>151249308You're right, Troy Aikman was never elite
>>151249317am I supposed to be looking at the rookies or the 40 year olds who should've retired?
>>151249303moving goalposts or just not paying attention to the conversation?
>>151249327Jerruh won
Drake Maye4xMVP 6xSuper Bowl Champ4xSuper Bowl MVPYup yup yup
>>151249327Jamarr is playing nfl street rules and Jerry was right about Micah, weird to see the packers eat shit on a stupid win now trade, I'm used to the bears doing it with cutler and Khalil Mack, but the packers FO never seems that retarded
>>151249351You should actually read the post you replied to, I said he was carried to his second ring in 2015
>>151249079His athleticism is real but he should just be a full time WR, CBs are just failed WRs anyways
>>151249341>>151249335
>>151249366You should actually read the post you replied to when you said literally nothing of interest. No shit he got carried in 2015, literally no one on the planet would argue otherwise
>>151249382you're right about his position but you're wrong about who becomes CBs. CBs are known for instincts while WR just have to be dumb and run their routes
what the fuck is left that he can eat?
>>151249215He would’ve went 5-2 if the defense wasn’t bottom 5 though
And we're stuck with Pam Oliver
>>151249397The whole point was that he was shitty in the post season and I brought up the fact that he only got his second ring from Von Miller and the Broncos' D since he was on IR for most of the regular season and only limped back for the playoffs where he didn't do anything
>>151249429The whole point was despite his playoff woes he was still unarguably elite.
Why the fuck was Jonathan Gannon fined for being mean to a player that majorly fucked up?
>>151249424Fish, chicken, rice.
>>151249424>what the fuck is left that he can eat?bussy
>>151249349Everything. There is impressively not a single correct ranking. I am convinced PFF is simply a thinly-veiled shitpost at this point.
>>151249439And I made the argument that he was garbage in the post season. Being elite in the regular season doesn't mean shit if you're constantly choking in the post season, just ask Rodgers
>>151249424His lovers weiner
My Rammies :)
>>151249441he literally hit him. employers aren't allowed to hit employees. this is anerica, not india
>>151249290You didn't even know who he was before this week. A couple anons including myself knew he was good but you weren't one of them
>>151249168Wait, are we pretending like this is impressive lmao? The NFL is 10000x more offense/QB friendly now having similar stats to a QB that played 20+ years ago is actually pathetic.
>>151249427She looks like she is 30 seconds away from ballooning up to 250 lbs
who has the meatiest, girthiest erection in the nfl and why is his name Jared?
>Jalen Milroe has lost 2 fumbles on 3 attemptsRemember when the kiwi was saying he'd be starting by the end of the year?
Enough chit chat. This thread desperately needs some Carlieposting.
>>151249463Rodgers didn't start choking in the postseason until late in his career. he averaged something like 25 points a game in his playoff losses and his defenses allowed 35.
>>151249521>The NFL is 10000x more offense/QB friendly nowIt's amazing how much this is understated. Just look at the Choofs and Loins offenses. They are running illegal pick plays at an astoundingly high clip. OPI may as well be legal in today's game.
why'd he do it?
>>151249424how come brady only mentors busts (black qbs)?
>>151249615Cocaine is a helluva drug
>>151249521Careful, you're gonna summon the statmutt
>>151249489Whatever you say homo, I've been watching him since he was in the ACC
>>151249472>he literally hit him. employers aren't allowed to hit employees. this is anerica, not indiaI'm a zoomer btw
>>151248880"plays"
>>151249424What a horrible fucking diet.
A strange coincidence:>The experience carried a strange sense of deja vu for Brady Quinn. In 2013, he signed with the New York Jets to back up quarterback Geno Smith after Sanchez was injured in the preseason. 12 years later, he was replacing an injured Sanchez again, this time in the broadcasting booth.
We're so fucking back
>>151249576Yeah youre right, Rodgers was a bad example since most of the Packers losses were from coaching or shitty defenes like Brees. I should have said Elway for a more accurate comparison
>>151249637won't stop him from getting a ring this year
uh oh, even nick can't defend the choofs
America loves Bo Nix.
>>151249618retard
Law school is kicking my fucking ass. I just want to watch football and jerk off all day why am I having to read shit this fucking sucks
This man is going to take the cowboys to the owl.
>>151249696actually, it was because they switched from the Ravens-Texans halfway through the 4th inning
>blo dix
>>151249699Who the fuck is that?
>>151249624I just don't believe you. I on the other hand have years-old posts I can link. I stopped posting about him because he's not on my team and I hate the Pats. So he can snap his spine in half for all I care
Your worst nightmare /sp/: They are actually back.
>>151249654Is JCM the real deal?
>>151249699You just know shit is getting worse when you can't tell what's AI anymore.
is thursday's eagles v giants game even worth watching?
>>151249629If my boss ever hits me, Im going to put him in a rear naked choke. Mostly because he's hot and I want an excuse to feel his body.
>>151249709>studying to become a crypto Jew
>>151249709Become a NEETGOD
>>151249751>3-2 with a loss to the raiders>backlol
>>151249752His name is Bill, and yes. He's unironically an insane draft slide and would've gone as the first RB in the class
>>151249752Seems so
>>151249772Who is this? I love this big jewy nose phenotype
Hate the Chiefs but Creed Humphrey is a monster.
>>151249810>week 1 lossWe'd bootyblast the Raiders right now
>>151249772stop posting porn faggot
>>151249846t. Gayleb
>>151249772Trap game, Eagles will lose
>>151248427Kek I did this once to my teacher in middle school. Legit wanted to give a thumbs up but somehow ended up flipping him the bird
>>151249772No but we'll probably watch it anyways
>>151248834Hey are you the guy who hates the chiefs because if so you're welcome to steal whatever
>>151249030At least Stevenson is having a Charles Tillman esque rebirth as a good corner
>>151249919What a faggot.
>>151249836Nick Wright
I ain't wasting my Thursday night watching no bumass Giants fr fr
>>151249836Ika D'Auria
>>151249751They'll never reach the highs of the Brady era ever again. I don't give a shit about them being good enough to be a Wild Card team.
>>151249919>$160how do they even make a profit from that?
>>151249919coward. i will never get my Lions tattoo covered up, i will only add Lombardi's to it
*SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP*>Hnnnnnggg... Hol up...*SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP*>Hnnnggg... D-Dem... DEM BOYS!!!! GRAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!*SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP*
>>151249772it'll be hilarious if the Eagles lose, so yes.
reminder: chiefs still have a good chance of making the playoffs
>>151249897You post porn to make dudes hard
>>151250174and what about when they're 3-6?
>>151250098Why are they like this?
>>151250017cazzie, you are.
>>151249157Cool man
>>151250230not happening, retard
>>151250032They probably did that one just for the social media hits, most places I know have a limit on size and time and it's mostly for like gang shit or an exes name or something, or something horrific like your buddy got a tat gun and you let him practice on you at a party.
>>151249424>can’t eat red meat or dairy, some of the most nutritious food you can consumeBluepilled retard diet
>>151250174what about 2-4? because that's what the queefs will be in 5 days when JARED MOTHERFUCKING GOFF blows the mutt's anus out
What the hell were they thinking exactly?
Why are Chiefs fans so sensitive?
>>151250174>4-1: 92%
>>151250323if they can't beat the JAGs and chorgers what makes you think they'll beat the bills, lions and commies?
>>151249672Nigger the rams couldn't beat a one-legged Mac Jones missing 90% of his skill position players at home. They're fake demons
>>151250230idk about 3-6, but 3-5 is like 27%
>>151248631It’s the most important position. When your team loses their starting qb, there is a good chance your season is over unless your backup is Mac Jones. When your team loses any other position the depth might be able to help cover for the loss and get by
>>151250362shut up bitch
>>151250174They’ll be lucky to win 2 of their next 4. They’re finished, they’ll either miss the playoffs completely or be a really low seed and have to go on the road
Chiefs are 0-3 against teams with >1 win
>>151250366That is concerningly zesty.
>>151250005hell yes
>>151250354>the team that lost to a team that lost to the browns I'm not concerned
>>151248501There is only one. Pic absolutely related.
Why are there no international games in africa?
>>151250403Patty cuckitini is legitimately done
>travis is washe-APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>151250405He's teasing his Halloween costume, Harley quinn
>>151250535Jerry Rice has the most all-purpose yards in NFL history and i'm pretty sure he's washed
>>151250503There are games in Atlanta, DC, and Philadelphia.
How do we feel about Mac Jones to the Steelers with a dink and dunk offense
>>151250535-ack!
>>151250359Teams that do this with no actual plan just show how bad of an organization they are>have shit team>hire random coach from winning team>he doesn't fix it immediately>fire coach>>have shit teamI still don't understand why the Cardinals hired Gannon when they needed an offensive coach to help Murray.
>>151249898impossible
>>151250620They already tried that with kingsbury
>>151250634Tired Eagles defense will get torn up by Dart Dragons
>>151248501Who are Dak Prescott, Jordan Love, and Bo Nix
>>151250647Turns out Kingsbury is a great OC. He just needed a QB that wasn't a CoD playing manlet
>>151250359Falling for the black coach meme is a fate worse than death. At least some black QBs are actually good, the literal all time GOAT black coach is fucking Mike “Marvin Lewis if he won a ring with another coach’s players” Tomlin
>>151250576heh
I actually feel bad for Bill Belichick.You are undeniably elite for decades then you wake up one random morning to find that you completely lost it. No warning, no explanations, just all of your ability evaporated.
>>151250614You're sleeping on the couch tonight.
>>151250721Tempus fugit
>>151250732kek >>151250661You must've missed the last giants game.
>>151250721It's literally the same problem as he had with the end of his patriots tenure. He doesn't know how to manage the offense or find bussy personnel for that side of the ball.
>>151250689To be fair, Vance Joseph unfucked his shit in a surprising redemption story.
>>151250732Texans are 2-3 though
>>151250684do NOT bully kyler. he needs his teammates to do their fucking jobs
no more mutthugging for at least another week since the queefs arent going above .500 anytime soon.
more muhfugging for at least another week since the buncos arent going below .500 anytime soon
>>151250815>MFW waking up at 7:00 after drinking all Saturday
>>151250764>treating TNF by normal rulesYou'll see
barely beating the eagles really was their super bowl
>>151250359That's the thing with the Jets. They don't think.
>>151250535Travis, I'm sorry you're a shell of your former self and will never be better than Gronk. Nor will you have more rings than him. SAD
>>151250851No, he has the boomer mindset of celebrating every single win. He brings smoke machines and shit into the locker room after wins
>>151250851>niggles still malding about it
I'm a wizard but I am slightly grateful I never have to experience my girlfriend/wife witness me getting my ass kicked like these guys do. I get my ass kicked at work enough as is. God damn that has to be painful.
>>151250851cry eagles cry
>>151250797mahomes is still the best QB in the league at age 30. The lions can't beat us twice since we have worthy back and goff is not of hof caliber.
>>151250851He's a tremendous asshole. What do you expect? He was the coach during bountygate.
>>151250910I'm not a wizard but I'm a womanless guy in my 30s. My freedom ain't worth some pussy
>>151250842Tf is wrong with this dudes face. Why is it so blatantly asymmetrical?Piscasso lookin bitch, no wonder he busted in the NFL
>>151248501>>151248501FlaccoBrowningBurrow
>>151250950Joe Burrow is dead, anon.
>>151250535it took him literally twice as many years as the 2nd place guy. pretty pathetic if you ask me
>>151250851
Mahomes is gonna win comeback player of the year after we get rice back. It's gonna scare a lot of you when we're in correct shape to win games. I wouldn't be surprised if we went 13-4 and get the one seed just like last time. Easy playoffs for us and another Superbowl.
>>151250689>Falling for the black coach meme is a fate worse than deathBrian flores is the best defensive coach in the league
>>151250721He has a losing record without brady.
>>151251009
>>151251035Brady isn't even in the hof yet people think he's the goat.
>>151248501JJ McCarthyCarson WentzMax Brosmer
Ooga McBooga is elite
>Elaine Chen, the team’s former vice president of finance, alleged in a lawsuit filed Friday that the team fired her because she is married to Larry Fitzpatrick, a former vice president of ticket sales and service for the team. Her lawsuit alleged that Fitzpatrick was fired during the franchise’s investigation into an anonymous email accusing team president Hymie Elhai of sending inappropriate text messages to various women on staff and other misconduct. She alleged that she was later terminated in a case of marital discrimination.what a shit organization
>>151251049No homo but so many NFL players have great asses
>>151250791Yas!
>>151251049>Ebeega AboogaThis little african nigga is lookin prety elite
>>151250917>only HoFers can beat the choofsTLaw first ballot confirmed
>>151251087Yeah, athletic people tend to have very shapely asses and the tight pants emphasize that
>>151251085I don’t care about that kind of “allegation” anymore, it bores me and I don’t believe the women are faultlessI think most people agree even if they don’t say it out loudNow, what’s truly offensive is the product on the field
>husband suffers potential career ending injury>zomg let me make a tikk tokk out of it!Why are women like this?
I am honestly worried that a couple speetards might actually off themselves when JJ McCartGOD turns into a star. They pounce after he has a bad game playing behind a banged up o-line to humiliate him without putting things into context. Ah, well they will probably off themselves anyway since they have to live in shitholes like Detoilet...
>>151251203who even is this
>>151251203>getting dabbed on she has 2 working legsKWAB
>>151250721He's a tom brady babby.
>>151251000trvke I can't see any team beating the chiefs come playoff time. Their just so good.
>>151251223Austin ekeler u dumb non ball knower
>>151251223Key from Key and Peele
>>151251267my bad for not knowing the face of every player in the league
>>151251223Austin Ekeler
>>151251203This dude gambling lmao
>>151251298Lol
>>151251287Stupid fricken idiot.
>>151251298And using Windows 11. KWAB.
>>151251327Calm down Rick
I'm a black dick enthusiast
>>151248501Brady, Montana, MarinoFor the nubians; Vick, Moon, NewtonCurrent year - Dook Poopsock, Baker Mayfield, Josh Allen Anyone that says that mutthomo is elite this year is a faggot retard that doesn't know ball if it was slapping off their chin while their bull fucked their throats.
>>151251222>GayGay McHandtheballova
>>151248501Mahomes and Dylan raiola
>>151251332nothing wrong with windows 11
fuck everything
well, /nfl/?
>>151251508
guys there's baseball on (canadians just blew a 6-1 game)
>>151251441you know ball
>>151251298Watch him get Calvin Ridley'd cause of this video.
>>151251574No, he should be pushed off that bridge which spans Hoover Dam.
why do tan lines turn me on so much?
>>151251392patrician taste my fellow packerbacker!
>>151251592>Baseball
what did they talk about?
>>151251596no he doesn't. the stupid dumb moronic fucking retard didn't even mention JARED GOFF
>>151251298his career is over. Has to make his next move
>>151251592Ooo thanks for the heads up anon. I'm tunning in
>>151251574Looks like a quintessential Chiefs WR
>>151251729For me, it's wanting endzone pass interference in a no time left on the clock Hail Mary play.
Who's trading for Chris Olave? He's being underutilized on the Saints, we're talking about someone who would be a legit top 10 receiver on a real team.
>>151251678They talked about how good mahomes is and how lucky they are to be play against a future first bought hof.
reminder: it is literally and unironically not patrick's fault
>>151250614Travis Hunter and Travis Kelce are both confirmed >>151250576Acucks. Wouldn’t surprise me if they got each other’s numbers down to schedule a wifeswap in the offseason
>>151250721Isn't strange he lost his ability as soon as Brady left?
>>151251833even Nick Wright says having Mahomes as their leading rusher is a bad thing.
>>151251833>no correlation between his numbers and his recordexpendable
>>151251826Top 10 in concussions maybe
>>151251877>patrick plays defense and special teams retard
>>151251877>last year: 11-0 in one score games>this year: 0-3 in one score games
>>151251869Nick is retarded. He doesn't trust mahomes or Reid and is falling for blatant propaganda. Mahomes has never ended a season outside of OT in the conference championship game. No one is beating us this January.
>>151251927>He doesn't trust mahomes or ReidThat's not his point. Nick's point is Mahomes being the leading rusher opens him up to way more injuries and thinks he's better when he only rushes as back breakers. It's a solid take.
>>151251879Hes legitmately a really good olauer though and coukd really help a team out. Give me a fucking drafy pic already, you bitch.
>>151251976I'd trade a 4th and a 6th for Kellen Moore back as OC. To sweeten the deal I'll throw in Adoree Jackson.
Gardner Minshew is the backup Chiefs quarterback.
>>151251991I'd rather have Steichen back, desu
>>151251991Sorry, I can't. Nobody else going to want to coach this team.
>>151252063haha how about THE Kevin Patullo? >>151252045Well yea but he's now found a QB who isn't actually retarded so he's doing well.
>>151251826I saw a bunch of MHJ drops earlier this year but his numbers look fine. Has he been solid since week 1/2 or is he still unreliable?
Are there any teams taking free-agent qbs? I can easily heem all the chinlets and non-U.S. queers itt, plus I was undefeated in my middle school flag football team 2 decades ago
is quentin johnston actually good now? last year he fucking sucked
>>151251692Strength of schedule. >PackersDogshit>BearsTerribad>RatbirdsLiterally 33rd in the league nuclear waste >BrownsSelf explanatory>BunglesCatshitGoff is good, I'd put him 4th. But Poopsock is the mvp of the league right now if the vote was tomorrow and I'd still put Allen ahead of Goff for now.
>>151251833Last year Chiefs sealed the game on a no call DPI against the Falcons. Last night they did the same except the refs threw the flag.Hmmm
Here, have a Mina.
>>151252260>>Ratbirds>Literally 33rd in the league nuclear wasteHe don't gots enough help!
>>151252362Ugh, keep it
>>151252362She's so mid
>>151252362>Chang
>>151248211I'm sorry that I ruined your screenshot with a football-related post that no one replied to
>>151251991I was hoping Steichen would crash out so we could get him back
>>151252565damn it daniel
>>151249751NFL when the Patriots are bad:>Meme QBs>*pans over to Taylor Swift*>Buffalel considered "contenders" every year only to choke in the playoffs every yearApologize to the Patriots NOW.
>>151252541>reply to my braindead spam
Why does anyone rate the steelers. Im consistently seeing them in like the top 5 of peoples power rankings
>>151250721He didn't just lose it overnight. He blew almost every draft from 2015-2022 and largely refused to hire semi-competent assistant coaches. UNC exhibits the same failure modes as the 2022-23 Patriots.
>>151249424Fish, chicken/turkey, rice (brown), olive/avocado oil, avocados, most all vegetables, majority of fruits (fresh), nuts and seeds.>dinner is lightly seasoned salmon cooked in a little olive oil with brown rice and steamed carrotsGrim
>>151248501>Mahomo>Flush Gaylen>Poorts
>>151249424that's basically how i eat except no bacon
>>151252661most people dont know a lick of ball
>>151252635I was being sincere with that apology, not sarcastic
>>151252661Outside of the Bills and Lions their schedule is a cakewalk
>>151250721Bill Belichick knew how to build a defense 25 years ago. Everything after that was hard carried by Tom Brady. And it's not like there weren't signs that he was a fraud. Just look at his coaching tree.
>>151252734I know how to lick balls, is that close enough?
I'm horny
>>151252661The Steelers, Mike Tomlin and Aaron Rodgers are the perfect storm of past glory and hype that the sports media love so they're going to be highly rated despite the fact that they wouldn't even be a wild card team if they weren't in the AFC North.
>>151251623Sauce me senpai
>>151252773>they wouldn't even be a wild card team if they weren't in the AFC North.But they are
>>151249424>wheat, rye, barley>tomatoes eggplants, peppers, potatoes>beans, lentils, chickpeas, onions products>salt and MSGliterally braindead retarded to avoid these. Everything else should be avoided thought. chad vegan diet
heh
Jags vs panthers ‘owl I reckon
Drake Maye is a top 10 QB at age 23
>>151252814Ray Lewis killed a guy.
>>151251826You're right, he would be a top 10 receiving stats on whatever team he's on. Trade him to the Chiefs and he'd easily be in the top 10 with Brown, Rice, Thornton, Worthy, Kelce, Gray, Poopoo, Hunt, Smith, Pacheco, etc.
the Eagles are spiritually 2-3
>>151252814What position does Harbaugh play?
Bryce Young and Kyler Murray have set back short QBs with small hands for another 25 years
The problem with the Lions is that they haven't beaten any good teams
>>151252860Just like Stroud was. He will come crashing down soon enough.
>>151252915Seething. What garbage QB does your team have
>>151252838true if based
>>151252903neither one would be picked for a flag football team
>>151252903Not really, drafting small qbs will always be a risk, they are limited on how they play and defenses know how to shut them down easily.
>>15125281410.3 points per game. That defense was unreal
>>151252915Maye isn’t a Ohio State quarterback he’s actually good
>>151252867You can't compare old stats to new stats, everyone has a much more big play oriented scheme these days all about racking points. Just look at a modest comparison, Lewis is a hall of fame like OJ but a literal who like Phillip Adam's tripled their career output and nobody even cares or remembers. People are still bringing up the white suit and the white bronco.
Ray Lewis is a murderer
Will Lameme be in the HoF? If he doesn't make it he will be the only player with multiple MVPs to not be enshrined
>>151252903Everytime it seems like the Panthers are about to freefall, they pull a win out of their ass that stops their fanbase from completely checking out. It's a sadistic form of psychological abuse.
murder this bussy
>>151252977What about OJ?
>>151252988OJ is burning in hell
>>151248501Who are>Otto Graham>Joe Montana>Tom Brady
>>151252982If he retired today, he'd be a 1st Ballot HoFer >b-butNo, he genuinely would. Dan Fouts never won shit either and he was far less accomplished than Lamar, that's just one example.
>>151252988Also a murderer.
>>151252988Gloves don't fit
>>151252992You can't burn OJ retard, that's like saying you over cooked the water. It's a fucking liquid bro
>>151250721coaches used to fall apart in their 60s but now it's their 70sboth BB and Pete Carroll forgot how to coach
>>151253027Kek
>>151252977Oh yeah prove it
>>151250535>Only took him twice as many years and had 17 game seasons in the nu-fl
>>151253067You can't prove God is real. Not everything true is tangible
>>151252260>poopsock mvp>lost to my dogshit burrs defenseyeah I don’t think so pal
>Dink Dunkscott
>>151252910same with the colts and bills
Sometimes I go down an hours long rabbit hole asking ChatGPT questions about football
>>151252814that's kind of an insane stat
>Bad Passcaught
>>151249427>women behind her seethinglol
>>151253123I never use AI for any purpose. am I just a boomer?
>>151253149No, it's ass.
>>151252838A cat team will never win the owl
2002 Bucs defense > 2000 Ravens defense
>>151250366surely this is AI based on the way the guy behind him also starts dancing
>>151249157>I live on a reservationWhy? From what I’ve seen, reservations are just rural Detroits and apparently Indian youths are now emulating ghetto Blacks, further fucking up your people.
I hate the Eagles for being cocky, and I hate the Giants for being inept this Thursday is going to be extra terrible.
>>151253149AI is just a way to rot your brain if you're actually trying to get any information from it. It's literally built to lie to you.
>>151250543that's not the molested remains of Kai Schreiber
>>151253149No, boomers love ai slop and think its amazing
>>151253149I've been seeing some funny AI videos pop up lately of women doing Olympic dish washing, laundry folding, and sandwich making.
>>151253206I really wish the nyc metro area was nuked to shitbeyond tired of their dogshit teams taking up at least 2 prime time games each every fucking yeareven the goyboys manage to make their games interesting at the very least
>>151253123>>151253149Ive tried asking football related question mostly around gathering me data and stats only players and its been blatantly missing information on really simple things.When its not fucking that up, it hallucinates other obviously wrong bullshit. You simply cant trust any of it.TL:DR Its unreliable shit.
Even if Ray Lewis did kill a guy it was probably in self-defense.
>>151253205Just realized that native americans are essentially elves
>>151253123you should use perplexity.ai for that because it's a more research-oriented model
>>151253201You don't say
>>151253273Shitty DnD elves, though, not Tolkien elves.Or, maybe Elder Scrolls elves.
>>151253273That’s not a Native American that’s an Italian in the gif
>>151249349PFF massively upvotes QBs who run/scramble while downgrading those who don’t, which is why Goff is bizarrely ranked at or near the bottom by PFF.
>>151248501Baker MayfieldSam DarnoldMac Jones
>>151253342Kid was drinking a Miller?
>>151253330that is one beautiful motherfucker
>>151248709Purdy's on a 5 year deal and I don't know if there's any outs on the contract.They got Mac for 2 at least.
>>151253144>>151252944>>151252814until you look at who they played againstQBs they held under 10 points:Mark BrunellKordell StewartJay FiedlerAkili SmithTim CouchAnthony WrightRich GannonGus FrerotteRyan LeafKerry CollinsJake Plummer
>>151253374I am significantly less impressed.
>>151253342Ok this is based
>>151252915>102 QBrating>8 touchdowns (top 10)>3 int (top 10)what a crash
>>151253001no, cope
>>151253342that kid was in diapers when mahomes won his first ring and their ""dynasty"" is already over.kids who were born after tom already won his first super bowl were in college watching him win his lastand stupid faggots have the audacity to compare that mutt faggot to Thomas fucking Brady LMAO
>>151251574Nah, the NFL has enough felons.
>>151253342KWAB
>>151253342A racist was forged that night.
>>151253374If those quarterbacks were so bad then why didn't every other team shut them down?
>>151253426how do you know they didn't?
>>151251574now that right there is a Kansas City chief if I ever did see one
>>151253434Because the Ravens had the fewest points scored on them that season
>>151253410>stat padding against the titans and ravens Yawn
>>151253371Purdy’s contract is gonna hold the 49ers back for years. The only way out is if they flip him for better quarterback, like how the Rams did with Jared Goff for Matthew Stafford.
>>151253330so it's the same as QBR, and not much different that MLB WAR
>>151253371There are outs. Every contract has that nowadays except for Deshauns and Daks
>>151253342okay, but why is his dad grabbing his ass?
>>151253439and coincidentally scored the fewest points that season
>>151253440weird concession, but we take 'em
>>151253462Highlighting how elite their defense was, to still be able to win with Trent Dilfer
>>151253449Who the hell is going to want to swap their QB for Purdy?
>>151253458Also how fucking short is that guy? The kid looks 12.
>beats the Chargers so hard people stop considering them a good team
Has there ever been an Asian QB??
>>151253506Does Tua or Kyler Murray count?
>>151253482Cardinals, Saints, Jets, BrownsNot a comprehensive list, but there are certainly teams who would take Purdy TODAY if he wasn't so expensive
>>151253495Jaxson dart softened them up for you
>>151253481>he said trent dilferso you're either a zoomer who has heard of this defense and slurps them off or you're a boomer who didn't pay attention to them except in the playoffsthe Ravens QB for a majority of 2000 was Rams legend Tony Banks
>>151253506Danieru Jaiden-sama
>>151253439I would hope so...
>>151253506No>>151253513No and no
>>151253506Josh Rosen
>>151253514>Saints
>>151253506>>151253513>>151253522>>151253529My bad forgot Tebow was Filipino
>>151248501Drake MayeDanny DimesJosh Allen
>>151253482Give Shanahan and Lynch a few more years of buyers remorse for them to try and trade for Josh Allen
>>151253526>cleveland browns>NEGATIVE 258 point differentialI laff
>>151253514I don't think they would give up Purdy for any of those QBs
>>151253573based
>>151253580I might've misread your post. I thought you were asking which teams would even want Purdy (because he sucks) and I was saying that Purdy isn't great but he's not a bad QB. He's decent
>>151253374>GannonHe was First Team All-Pro that season>BrunellHe was an underrated QB in the 90s. He took the Jags to two AFCC.>CollinsHe was in the Super Bowl that season.
>>151253149I work with doctors and their handwriting is fucking ass. AI helps with translating their scribbles really well
>>151253621The other team would need to have a QB that the niners would want in order to swap for Purdy. I know Shanahan really likes Rattler but I don't think the Saints can take on purdys contract because they're in a bit if a cap hell right now
>>151253654What do you use for that? OCR?
>>151253622>he was first team all pro>he was in the super bowlyou're just furthering my point that the competition in the year 2000 was quite shit.the Titans averaged 12 points per game (just 2 more per game than ravens) and nobody slurps that defense off like they do the ravens
>>151252661My Steelers are very mediocre, and that's all they need to be to win the norf and lose in the wc
>>151253506
>>151253678Just Gemini on my android phone. Works great
>>151253688football was way different back then. You could actually hit people so scoring points was difficult
>>151253767>Yamato-damashii QBs
This years QB draft class is looking kind of grim
>>151253767he also fucks his mom
Dem pants going to beat dem boys.
>>151253263Heh my friend sent me one of those today
>>151253149There are some specific instances it can help but if you are truly relying on it, for most things it is either so diplomatic it doesn't give any good perspective, it is inaccurate, or it literally makes shit up. I think it can be fun and I am sure someone has used it to build a successful website or whatever but it is not to be relied on.Good for memes though.Fun fact: AI chat is popular for females who use it for pornographic role playing chats.
>>151253804>Fun fact: AI chat is popular for females who use it for pornographic role playing chats.haha yeah totally just females that do that
>>151253804Literotica is the key to a woman's heart
>>151253149>>151253804My boss uses it to write yearly performance reviews
>>151251833Half those touchdowns were just him statpadding against Baltimore's helpless defense. They ran up that score while they could specifically so the overall numbers look presentable but outside of that one game against one of the worst defenses in years the offense has been very meh
>>151253149Good for trouble shooting when I'm working on my car/motorcycle. Have to double check some things though because it's given me the wrong torque specs on my motorcycle
>>151252988
>>151253799I hope so, the talking heads sucking them off after that sorry ass Jets game made me want to puke.
>>151253828the worst is that HR has been using it for a while to pick candidates, but now people are using AI to write resumes, so a lot of jobs are now AI evaluating and rejecting AI
>>151253829It's hilarious how good the Ravens made Mahomes look
New>>151253862>>151253862>>151253862
So if you were a billionaire popstar, /nfl/... would you spend your free time with the Kelces of all people?
