Penguins Edition Last time on /hoc/ >>151247644Tonight:>Blackhawks (2) @ Panthers (3) - Final>Penguins (1) @ Rangers (0) - 3rd period>Avalanche @ Kings - 10:30 EST
>rags
rangers
Gary unironically chose this turdfest as the primetime game over the Panthers
Rangers look so bad you'd think the Texas Rangers were on the ice
FLY, FLYERS, FLY!ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY(FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT)FIGHT, FLYERS, FIGHTSCORE A GOAL NOW 1 - 2 - 3(1 - 2 - 3)HIT EM LOW!HIT EM HIGH!AND WATCH OUR FLYERS FLY!ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY!!F - L - Y - E - R - SFLYERS!!!!Fuck new york
Vaq gonna burn her rags jersey at this rate
PANARIN IS LEAVING
>>151251575based she needs to be a knights stacey anyway
David Quinn returning as an assistant coach is so pathetic lmao
you will vatch ze metroslop
>>151251575Who?
>>151251618cuck energy
>>151251630it's so fucking bad
now that lafreniere and kappo have busted out of the league what will the >rags excuses be?
>>151251632tiny lost tranny KWAB
>>151251511I'll look into this, thank you.
>>151251632so you don't know
>>151251563How are Flyers fans feeling about Tocc?Here in Vancouver we see him as a quitter.
>>151251632soap opera faggotry
>>151251706I do not
>>151251653I can make excuses for it, like how most of the NHL national TV viewership is senior citizens, but yeah almost any combination of these teams plus the fucking boston bruins is a guaranteed game shrinker
>here's your 1st overall pick
habs, >laffs tomorrow night!
rags got new jerseys?
Erm my penguins need to be tanking not winning ):
Turn off the flash from the camera you fucking retard
>>151251744KEK
>>151251754i think they're just wearing them tonight for their 100th anniversary
>>151251744>letting current year Malkin rape youGrim
This game is like a spit roast porno where both men are impotent
Now that they suck the Penguins are actually pretty fun to cheer for.
My Blue Jackets would bootyblast these teams
>>151251806No they’re not they win to much so they can’t ever get a high draft pick ):
>>151251806they are winning m8
>>151251806no they aren't
i'm not watching any more la teams
>>151251850why
Super excited for NHL to start tomorrow
>>151251850I do not mind the existence of the Sharks.
We have now entered the dead puck 2.0 era
>>151251806No they're getting McKenna in the next draft and going back to their bullshit lucky ways.
>>151251891F L A M E SLAMES
i wonder who bud is rooting for in this game
>>151251850based
>>151251894Are you retarded buddy?
nahhh, cheering for the lames is crazy :skull:
>>151251850Based. Only Anaheim teams.
>>151251933All of California is LA in my mind.
>>151251894>Anaheim>Las Vegas>San JoseWhy do all these Los Angeles suburbs have NHL teams?
A Flamiac is a Flames maniac
>>151251850gary wants to know your location
>>151251959There are a lot of people in each of those places.
Seattle, Utah, and Vancouver are LA teams in my book
>Wotherspoonlmao
That was their best chance and they blew it
>>151251962I'm super excited for all the Flamiacs who will be forced to watch the Canucks season opener tomorrow.
Obviously everyone will be watching the most popular rivals in the NHL
>>151251988That's on Thursday silly
>>151251978Beaners are barely people. There are more hockey fans in Quebec City than those places together.
>250 word essay due for tomorrow>im watching hoki
Daily reminder bob motherfucking sucks
>>151252062Are you in middle school?
>>151251708Toc is our coach and most of us lean into Danny being the brains and heart of the Organization. next comes the players, followed by the coaching staff. Toc has a much to prove as the players on the ice but overall, he is okay
>>151252087university
0 (zero) goals
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lol why >rags
>>rags
>new yorkers paid $400 for a weeknight 0-3 rape lossgrim
sgar<
Thats the kind of cucked move you can expect with dean pelton as head coach
This is good reaction material
>>151252170Damn almost time for my annual rewatch of the Halloween episodes
might as well keep pulling him you fucking pussies
Apologize.Right now.
Is the goal horn broken at MSG?
Remember when rags fans thought sully was a good coach
my avies :)
My Pens :)
my pens :)
My Rangers :)
no bs rags off to a start
I can't wait for the NHL website to update and show the Pittsburgh fucking Penguins at first place in the entire league.
>>151252244finally, it's time
think j.t. miller is angry?
flames tv show is back :)https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3uLovZJ3_TM
My ): (:
>>151252313Who do you think is getting the first homophobic slur of the season from the captain?
what if gary dropped the puck early as a treat
Kwab
>>151252324mika, im afraid
>>151252324i think he's gonna choose fox as his scapegoat
>what if Gary did something that benefited fans instead of his corporate sponsor overlords?
>Kopitar retiring after this season
>female commentatorAlright I'm heading to bed
>>151252339I was told Lafrenière would have a breakout season now that he moved up the lineup.
>>151252358
>malinski still playing his off-side>bardakov benchedfuck off
We just got shutout at home by the lowly Penguins... Yikes. I mean I know it's only game 1 but the fact that we couldn't even manage one goal at home against one of the worst teams in the NHL is just embarrassing. I was hoping last season was just a fluke, but honestly, it probably wasn't.Who knows, though, we crushed the Penguins 6-0 last year in our season opener and that was about the only thing we did right last season. Maybe this season will be the opposite in that we'll get embarrassed by the Pens to start the season and then do everything else right.
>>151252392rantanen hurt?
I've been on the fence, but now I think Drury needs to go. He misread the talent on this team and put the team in a tough spot...Last year, if he cut salary and got ride of dead weight in Kakko, Lindgern, Vessey, Trouba, it would be fineWe'd have a ton of cap, 3 first round picks, and in a position where we could make a quick rebuildBut we brought in Miller and his massive contract, extended Borgen and gave contracts to a bunch of shitty players.Like we basically replaced Krider with Miller and Idont think that moves the needle
>>151252404I hope so Chambers, but I did not like what I saw on the ice.
>>151252392What happened to Coyle?
>>151252358I'll miss my raccoon :(
>>151252406yeah, out for the season>>151252425traded to the blue jackets
Chris Drury in 4 years inherited a Cup winning roster, and under his leadership has offered you....this.A defensive core in which 2 players (Sourcy and Urho) are not NHL players, Borgen who'd be a #6 on most other teams.An offense in which 53 year old Connor Sheary is on the 3rd line as well as Taylor "I did nothing in the preseason" Raddysh on the 3rd line.A team that is old, slow and expensive, with so many untradeable contracts we have no choice but to be stuck with Miller, Mika and Laf in the Top 6 until 2030At least last year we had Sam Rosen. Now? For the first time in my life, it's going to be hard to feel emotionally invested into watching the team.The world is messed up enough than to add another 3 hours of negativity onto the day 3 days a week
>>151252425You let him play with your butthole
>>151252404>We
Garyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WwZ7G87v0g
1: if it takes a few games to get used to the new system then why didn’t we use those few games during the preseason? We needed to figure out the Laba and Sheary would make the team? I guess we have points to just giveaway this season.2: I love Rempe but if he’s just going to play like your average skater then get an average skater in there. Grab someone and shake them until they don’t know which way is up or put someone into the third row. A 6’7” skater who doesn’t hit is the same as a 5’3” skater who doesn’t hit.3: Mika sucks.4: those jerseys are sick so I hope we can get some win in them.
>>151252424Thats a reddit post
>>151252323Penguins**
Literally anything anyone says about this game and any of the first 10 games honestly should prefaced by “it’s a new coach and a new system”Laf and Mika looked really good (which is a good sign considering that’s a prerequisite to literally anything else), Laba looked really good, honestly a lot of the defensemen looked pretty good for most of the game, Igor looked pretty goodThere will be growing pains and losing the first game with a new coach isn’t some new concept.
>>151252494I know this is a reddit post but how could anyone think Laf had a good game?
i fucking love male ice dancersgo avs!
OUR kings
I'm a little late but Vaq isn't like that
chrome dome chads WW@?
>>151252522game's in california
Imagine being a bitch
>>151252591yes, i love to see the progess they make, such trailblazers for the rest of us
I'm going to root for the Kings tonight
>that national anthem
>>151252601Imagine losing to the oilers 4 years in a rowkwabitar
>>151252494>losing the first game with a new coach isn’t some new concept.It certainly isn't the norm. A "coach's bump" should be expected. But none of the guys in the room felt responsibility for Laviolette losing his job.
>last year penguins home opener vs rangers>6-0 rangers>this year rangers home opener vs penguins>3-0 penguins
The lady announcer just said "shitty"
>this isn't the shitty hockey
>>151252686So I wasn't hearing things
finally time for some Western Conference /hoc/.
>>151252686>>151252691It's ok. She's a woman.
just turned on the shitty hockey
>>151252698welcome fren
why hasnt trump addressed the dei leah hextall issue yet?
>>151252701She should apologize
A few thoughts on whatever that was from NYR to open the season:Maybe a bit of hesitation/confusion is allowed with yet another new coaching staff. But coming off last year, gotta at least put some life into the first game.Five SOG in the third when down a goal to that PIT crew... yikes. Zone exits were straight out of last season all night.Some decent stuff from Zibanejad/Laf/Igor.It's one game. Breathe.
Shinny hockey?
>>151252601AAAHHHH WATCHOUT COPEITAR A BLACK PERSON IS ON THE ICE!!!!!
>>151252716*Unzips dick*
shannon just said his nuckies won the jt miller trade
If I was in the ECHL, I'd refuse to play against the murderer on Chicago's team
>>151252752Bs
>Mike Sullivan after the 3-0 loss: “My first obvservation is that we have a long way to go to become the team we want to become.”
>>151252764Good teams dont usually day things like that
>>151252757the echl seems like it would have worse criminals than that in it
>>151251653just like my rangers
>>151252778Well ai'd my friend
>>151252686https://x.com/GrimisS/status/1975759730820980771/video/1
>opening night>dead thread>dead sport
>leah hextall providing live coaching for bednarlol
Shannon did not mention JT Miller trade, but gave a special shout out to all the mettie jetties currently living in the dark age of NY sports, now having to watch garbage Rangers.
>>151252844dead ragsdead swedes
GKG
>>151252844and that's a good thing
business idea:shannon ranks posts from /hoc/
Say hello to your 2026 Stanley Cup champions.
Not a fan of these new Kings jerseys
>>151252844Everyone is resting for the Flames game tomorrow
business idea:import memes from /bit/
>>151251902her team
>>151252924We LOVE Takagi here
>>151252888>blackwood>wedgewoodNot a fucking chance
>>151252954Good look scoring in a forest
>>151252965japan looks very cozy, yamato
>>151252965This is entirely too reminiscent of Nashville’s hype before they fell the fuck off.
Holy shit Manson
I watched the ads on the boards for a minute or so>crypto.com>fanuel>cialis>expedia>geico>enterprisegary thinks the target market is pic related
Games getting fun now
holy fuck manson
>>151253006The only other time I said this was in 2021. And they were the 2022 champs
>>151253015I haven't seen any animation on the board ads so that's some relief.
>>151253034I don’t care when the last time you busted out the vpn was desu
>Malottwe have our first nominee for KWAB of the season
holy fuck gary turn on the magnets or something
>>151253050>VPN
gary installed a puck dome over LA in 2022 and all pucks get shot down by lasers
>>151253083oh look another cuck riding the bus lmao
>>151253083Is Osaka nice?
>puckdomefag is backi'm out
>>151253106>tf>tpIronic
>>151253121it's just trb
>>151253083holy based
>>151253083This is every year since 2021 so already you lied about the whole “only time” thing.
>>151253126whats ironic about the discussion we had yesterday, david-san?
>>151252924takagi<3
>>151253083move one of those cones and take another pic or you're full of shit
>>151253083looks like shit
>>151253138Umm where did I say “here’s your 2024 Stanley cup champions”Or is reading comprehension not a strong suit?
>>151253083why do japs have such a hard time planting a few trees or letting some grass grow?
>>151253162I get your on vpn but that aside very wrong very often
>>151253168bug mindset gotta terraform and build the colony
>>151253162why are you in japan buddy
>top line still looks like shit>toews hasn't checked in for the season yet>second and third line look pretty good>brindley might be an nhler
here's my setup this seasongo yotes
Necas and burns back together
>>151253179Does it say “Say hello to your 2024 Stanley cup champions?” Didn’t know the literacy rate in ‘Merica was this grim.
>>151253191Those helmets look so unprofessional
>>151253227Burns is 40
>>151253222Looking good I think I'll go sit outside the tempe toxic dump and yell at it
>>151253235Just like my Islanders
>>151253230Why do you bother with the VPN it’s probably just you and me in here anyway.
>>151253235just like my waistline
>>151253258I’m in your walls
EMILY! :)
>>151253266Your fat ass couldn’t fit but I’m sure you’d like to be
>cap hit according to puckpedia
>>151253191thank you for posting i rely on you for transmission of good clips to my buddies
>>151253269grim
>tfw david-san is walking around in 50+ knot winds arguing with you about hokkei
>>151253280True enough, ‘merica house walls are cardboard.
>>151253287happy to serve
>>151253293didn't one of these produce godzilla somehow i forget the science
>>151253303>any wall I’m too fat to fit in is just too thinWow cool logic
>>151253303People in paper houses shouldn't be throwing stones.
>>151253293they just elected a schizo so david-san's days on the free internet are numbered
>>151252724He doesn't relax. He's smart.
whats stephen up to these days still fat?
>>151253327Your house probably sighs every time you close the fridge.
>>151253235Hes still good. The fade is slower for big defensemen
Huomenta but the opposite
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
my avies! :)necas!
NECAS SCAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
Why do the avs have so many former hurricanes
>>151253352You’re so lazy and low effort. I’m not mad just disappointed.
>>151253355Good night, mutta päinvastaista
>>151253382Quit picking on him
>>151253392Be yourself
my new gimmick this season is saying damn
>>151253396damn
necas
>>151253396That's a cool gimmick anon
>>151253382It’s okay, disappointment builds character. You’d know.Also those posts aren't me. I'd never be seen dead watching a >shitesgame or using>tbqhwy
>>151253392he invites it, he's a dick to people here so its completely fair game to bully the little jap
nachos
>>151253411Tell your cope to some one who buys it dumb bitch.
first of the season
>>151253396
>>151252844Everyone is posting in /cric/
>>151253421Yum!
>>151253429Calm down, the comment section isn’t a therapy session.
>>151253452You can tell that you to someone who cares also dumb bitch
my avies!! :))malinski!
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
dogshit games tonight gare
>people think the kongs are making ploffs
Can we get some saves in the house?
>>151253467Calm down Captain Freedom, nobody’s taking your microwave.
>>151253492matt rempe is on the rangers powerplay
>>151253505the rempmeister
This fat guy on the Norwegian Cruise Lines ad has got to go
What goes so catastrophically wrong in a grown man’s life that he thinks >oh well maybe if I hide behind a Japanese vpn then It’s cringe
Brent burns is rich
guessing the kings are too pussy to finish that fight from earlier. might turn in early tonight boys
>>151253545Dumb defenseman just winging it up thr boards to the other D
>>151253500Gary will do the needful
>>151253552gary is so based
i forgot aj mleczko was a girl
Crosby had 0 points. Is he cooked?
>>151253558
>>151253559she will look good in a sexy halloween costume
connor rutabaga mcdavid hates his wife you can see it in his eyes every time she puts him on ig live
Next goal will be from Landeskog
i forgot they signed 80yo brock nelson kek
my avies!!! :)))lehkonen!
It is so fucking over for KANGcels...
lehky :D
>>151253566I would nut, unironically. Get that man another cup
>ceci - dumoulingrim beyond belief
>3 goals on 15 shotsNot looking good for Kuemper right now.
kuemper is cheeks always wasalways will be
THEY'RE FUCKING BAD....AGAIN
>>151253660stand by me made me cry
I wish cassie would admire my brilliant edge work
Shit games and shit teams today
>>151253664thats cause you're a fag
Last digit is how many goals avs will score in the 3rd period.
>>151253641I mean, his defenders keep passing to the Avs blueline for some reason.
muh crypt
GIMME GIMME GIMME A GOAL AFTER MIDNIGHT
>kangz
Huh, tapping the hockeydb headshot cycles thru older pics. Learn something new everyday.
Is it a Canadian thing to say "Vegas GoldENknights" and emphasize on the EN, basically make Golden Knights into one word? You should emphasize "KNIGHTS".
>>151253714Do you really think that canadians know anything about hockey? lol
SOVL
What's it's like going to a hockey game? It looks fun.....
>>151253728Imagine lifting this up
>>151253729shutup faggot
>>151253729It sucks now because beers are $20.
>>151253747>waaah i'm poor i can't pay $20 dollars for a beerwhy cry on /hoc/ about it?
>>151253714wrong, you need to emphasize golden because everyone already associates knights with a more important team
>>151253747poor fag spotted
>>151253720That play happens because Makar. He's such a talented skater
>>151253781Unlike my Islanders
>ssm8
>>151253729I've been going to hockey games for a long time. They are REALLY fucking fun if it's a home game. No matter the seat you get, it's just a great atmosphere.I went to the Avs pre-season game against Dallas last weekend. Since it was preseason, tickets were insanely cheap. Almost against the glass for $70. Sat next to some dudes who could banter with the players, and the place was packed for preseason. Probably the best game I've ever gone to desu. It was just electric.
>>151253747My wife hides beers in the baby bag but the bag has to be clear because of muh security theater. Our usual scheme is for me to get the baby crying right when it's our turn to have our bag checked and they usually just let us hustle through. One time we got 9 cans through
>>151253806>if it's a home gamewhen have you gone to a hockey game that wasn't a home game you dumbass
>>151253817I've travelled to see friends and family before, usually weekends that coincide with a game I want to see (so we can all make a night of it and go be visiting fans lol)
The concept of home and away sitting together was new to me. In my home country (Not where I currently live)If an away fag sat with home people they'd get beaten up.
>>151253826americans are a genial people
Why were they showing the pier from GTA V on the stream?
>>151253705retard
>>151253809t.
>>151253747Brother, when I attended a white sox two years ago. Beers where about $18 a pop and I feel you on cost. But man after chugging three beers before the 5th inning and a Chicago style dog. The world was more vibrant in my opinion. The ride back to the neighborhood on a divvy while tipsy in front of a bunch of cops was the cherry on top and worth every dollar.
>>151253729go do itbut go to a game thats sold out, you may have to travel a bit for that anon depending how south you live
Did anyone hear "Golden" from Kpop Demon Hunters on the organ?
>>151253781GCB Cale Makar
>>151253879He is never going to Calgary. He will never be a Flame. He will always have scored his first goal in the NHL AGAINST the Flames in the playoffs.Simple as
>>151253873Yup it was definitely that song
>>151253674Reminds me of youthful frenship
>>151253873>>151253886Saw the movie and it's understandably kino but it's getting to insane levels of hype by now
Avs will score shorthanded as the little cherry on top.
>>151253885Oh you genuinely think I care, sad.
>>151253885His parents are nationalists
>>151253896What else is there to care for, long for, if not for getting a franchise defenseman that rights the ship of your organization?
>>151253889thats cause you got raped
>>151253893Netflix marketing prowess combined with current Kpop meta is not to be underestimated
>>151253873No, I'm a grown man. Not a fucking kpop disney faggot like these two >>151253893 >>151253912
>>151253908Feels good having friends
>>151253912fuck off fag
>>151253931>>151253922Knowing the song exists makes me a Kpop fan? Okay then
hoggy :DDD
>>151253923it bet it feels good having things in your butthole also lol
>>151253908It's not rape in Canada it's"Cultural Enrichment."
>>151253922>Grown man>SveedishI labor under the belief that all Swedish "men" diminutive femboys... was I lied to?
flames = shitlove me flamesflames = elite love me flames simple as
>>151253941you save that sort of talk for the swedes
>>151253936>me a Kpop fan?we know
>>151253907If you wanna long for young adult men you go right ahead.
>>151253939Idk i wouldn't know. stand by me is a great movie though
>>151253949In case your low iq didn't get it, that post implied I wasn't
>>151253953Why would I long for what I already have, friend. Stay grateful. Stay humble. You will see #Success
>>151253955>post implied I was
I don't care what you guys are talking about, when do my sanozay sharts play?
>>151253947this
Kangz are getting raped in their home opener.
>>151253947so you love shit?
im movin different
>>151253960At least you accept longing for dudes is your passion, your identity, your #success.
>>151253986go back to loving your shit team canadian
>>151253986>Say I do not long for I am already #grateful>Like pretty explicitly convey that cause im suspectin' this nigga retarded>Anon implies otherwiseI do not pity you, friend. Pity is a weakness -- I RESONATE with you #liftedI want to help you overcome your disabilityWill you #believe with me?
kings look like shit bros
sven's been chimping out lately hope he's ok
>kangs
>>151254003Just like my islanders.
>>151254003>>
>>151254003don't you mean they look like the flames? canadians love shit >>151253947
>>151254011true the look like my nic roys hopefully the knights beat them tomorrow
my avies!!!! :Dnecas!!
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
>>151254020>true the look
>Bud doesn't understand unconditional love
scaarrrr necasshould've signed that 11x8
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
necas is shreking them
>kangz fans already leavingLMAO
>>151254003must be a year ending in an integer
>>151254027*theyi know context clues aren't your strong suit you raped bitch retard don't reply to me again
>>151254044Atleast you corrected yourself fucking retard
fine speech retard
necas had the 2nd most points through the first 2 months last season, the one guy ahead of him? kirill kaprizov who is 2 years olderthat'll be $17m a year plus the tip
>>151254044>says something wrong>gets mad at someone else for it
Whoever the audio engineer that is working this game sucks at his job.
This is embarrasingJust take the kangs out back and shoot them in the head
we don't say things wrong here
>>151254070just you
>>151254073and i
my avies :(
KWAB to the 7 fans who stayed for that
>it took a 5 on 3 to score once thanks for the bump gary
poor wedgie :(
kempe is the kings only good playerthoughts?
Trade Kempe to the Flames
>>151254089
Huge moment for the LA Kings tonight, finally scored on a 5-on-3! The 10 remaining fans in the arena went wild, mostly because they thought they were being let out early.
Well, that was a shit opening night.
put me on the ice for 15 mins and even I could put one past kuemper
>>151254077real schizo hours with this one
>>151253868Anaheim Ducks or Kings probably the closest for me. I Mean I could go see the Gulls.
jesus christ the avs uniforms are trash
>>151254103LA Kings are the lamest fakest gayest fanbase in the NHL
The LA Kings pulling their goalie while down 4-1 is like taking off your seatbelt after crashing into a wall, technically it’s a move, but not the one that’s gonna save you.
>>151254107>i'm really surprised that the kings aren't gooddid you not watch last season?
>>151254111shut the fuck up weeb
>>151254111Okay no thats fine, go see a Kings game. Ducks exist purely for comedy, go there if you wanna laugh.
>>151254128>Ducks exist purely for comedyJust like canadian teams
>>151254107thank you gary
a lot of tourists here toknight
>wake up>grab a brush and put on a little make up>open /hoc/>see thisOh yeah hockey is back baby
>>151254111Go to a Kings vs Ducks game. It's always entertaining. Always chippy.
>>151254143Thanks bro I had no idea that the rags played tonight
most based penalty box attendant in the league
>>151254135Thank God my Flames are American
>>151254153neither did the rags players lmao
didn't ask about planet retard did i?
You don’t strategize your way into a 4-1 loss, you manifest it. The Kings are out here inventing new ways to speedrun humiliation. At this point, they should just pull the zamboni driver too, couldn’t hurt. Might even score.
>>151254160As far as I'm aware my flames are everyone's team
AVS WIN!!!!
>>151254160Lol if the Flames were American they would actually be a decent team. We don't want anything to do with your shit team retard.
avs win, cat posted
>>151254177hey did you just call my flames shit!!!?
>>151254177You're having a melty tonight anon, tone down your aspergers from 10 to 2.
>canadians will never know this feel
>>151254201hes literally canadian retard
>>151254206Cry me a river cupless bitch
>>151254206he's weird looking for sure but retarded is a stretch
I saw the cup that year when Makar brought it to Calgary :)
>>151254213How did it feel getting that close to it? Did you have alittle pretend party?
>>151254213based
>>151254213Canada has visitation rights but not custody.
I don't get it. The season starts and suddenly American posters doing nothing but seething at Canada. Give it a rest buds.
>>151254222It was based that my Avs won the cup. Thanks canadian. Hopefully one day you can experience the true joy also.
Oilers start their season tomorrow
kings are shit and that's a good thing
>>151254173I agree the flames are cool.
>>151254231You guys didn't even play today calm down samir
>>151254233Grim
>>151254229Dude stop complaing about american posters. Do not be whiny bitch
>>151254229When you hurt a hamburgers pride they shriek like banshees. Don't worry, they'll tire themselves out soon.
>>151254222Yah brought it down the river and everything :)
>>151254235Thanks fren
its actually amazing how the randies ended up losing both necas and rantanen. cant think of any team getting fleeced this hard since the patty roy trade.
>>151254251Are you the guy who posted cop a few days ago?
>>151254249The only time Calgary will see the stan lee.
is it a bad thing if my life dream is to become one of those little penalty box golems?
>>151254288Not at all. Sounds like a fun job.
>>151254288what do they even do? preach to the sinners a little?
kangz home opener, 4-1 loss.>Goal attempts: sad.>Fan morale: departed 7 minutes early.>Effort: optional.>Lesson learned: Don’t show up if you’re looking for a hockey game.
only good teams tomorrow
dustin wolf pulled after a mcgayvid first period hatty tomorrow
>>151254265in town to attend a draft, city was beautiful as always
>>151254353Beauty :)
>>151254335Saving this so I can post if after the inevitable shutout
>>151254368Looks like a perfect place for a Walmart and $1900/month 1bdr apartments desu
>>151254391That town is currently walmartless (I checked)
>>151254436Unreal. I shall alert the Waltons at once.
>>151254439https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ethkB-GhSW4
Clubbies are undefeated
LA Kangz fans at home.
>>151254464kwab
>>151254316Who could've expected that with this defense...
dont tell the oily boys butt desu im kinda nervous for my flames tomorrow
>>151254507>dumoulin still plays in the nhlabsolutely grim state of the league
>>151254533The NHL should hurry up and expand to 36 teams. Then he will be on the 2nd pair somewhere.
knights play later
if you can call it that
1993.
LEMME JOB TO YA
kwab
slopdown was cancelled
kek it do be like that tho
that was translision kwab
Copey is replying to himself again
cope
i heard phil sucked a blood money covered expletive
that was miz
My study partner kissed me — My life will forever changeIt was just a normal day. Finished with my classes and I went off to meet my CS study partner. I must admit I always look forward to studying with him. Our GPA started rising when we started working together on learning and assignments.But here’s when things changed. We always study late, but this time. He was different, it felt like he hadn’t slept for days. He would ramble on a random topic till he stopped making sense and stopped himself. He had a few assignments due back to back. It wasn’t out the ordinary from him to not sleep for a day or 2 and survive on power naps.Near the end of our study session. He asked me “What would you do if I kissed you.” Taken a back, I wanted to say slap the living crap out of you. But he’s a homie, a guy I trust. So jokingly I said “I would lean in.” The next moment he was rushing towards me with his lips. Thinking he would pull back I didn’t move. We then locked lips. We made eye contact knowing we messed up, we then both made the look that signified we will never speak of it again.It wasn’t a bad kiss. But I just had my first kiss as a straight male who is 1000% into women. I will never be able to tell my future GF that my first kiss was her or that even my first kiss was another girl.I will be studying with him tommrow again. Might actually kiss him back as revenge.
>>151254637
I don't think the rags are a playoff team
>>151254643Red players are literal retards.
>>151254651the most important thing is to have funaccording to canadians anyway kek
No milly
the most important thing is to get pucks in deep, retard.
no kissy
didn't ask for the title of your biography
>i dont think the rags are a playoff team: a life story
>>151254671Nothing wrong with kissing men
>>151254674
I went to calgary and all I got was this damn std
>>151254689dude has to be 15 by now
>>151254689the last white kid in detroit
lazy fucks>>151254709>>151254709>>151254709
