I am forgotten edition…
>>151259415THE GGGGGG MEN
>>151259425Part of me feels like Dart has a great game and wins in the end
Fraud
Declare your allegiance!
>>151259475>Dolphins>at least we still have the ‘72 perfect season
>>151259425The sextuple G Men?
>>151259475I’m claiming column 3.
how did whites lose the ability to play qb?
>>151259614top 5 best qbs in rhe league right now are white>josh allen>bakey>Danny dimes>sam darnold>goofyou uppity negroids had half a decade of dominance, and now we're back to the regression of the mean. even your best "black" qbs are mutts like mahomes, love, and jayden daniels, using their white part of their brains
>>151259614They can play. They just can't win the big one
>>151259415My Patties
>>151259739>darnold and goffperennial playoff choker journeymen, might as well rate lameme if you rate these guys, garbage>shakercan barely even make the playoffs in the first place>danny pennieslol>josh'trell allennot white
The lunch
>>151260879
>>151259475bears primarily color is navy asshole
Rattler bro's can we beat the Patriots on sunday?
>>151259614White QBs last 10 years longer in the league than black QBs on average. Once their legs go in their 30s they're basically useless.
>>151262347It's gonna be hilarious watching this happen to Lamar. I'm going to laugh so fucking hard as Lamar falls apart and gets reduced to a 3rd-stringer. Just like I laughed in the NBA when Russell Westbrook turned into a journeyman the minute he wasn't ultra-athletic.
>>151259449they are cheaters so all stats a void but still must agree brady>
Thoughts?
>>151263229nice lady
>>151263229not carlie
>>151260879it is NOT lunch time.
>>151263229you just know she's an absolute freak because she's had guys chasing after her since she was ~14 because of her huge tits
>>151260879Fuck off back to /nba/, autist.
>Well hello beautiful
>>151261839He should get git gud and make a signature throw called the Death Rattler
are my birds beating the gnats or is it collapse time?
>>151264143Is that what she says to 16 year old boys?
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 6 Edition!1. Detroit Lions 32 (+2 | +2)2. Philadelphia Eagles 30.9 (-1 |-1.1)3. Buffalo Bills 30.1 (-1 | -0.9)4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 29 (+1 | +1.3)5. San Francisco 49ers 27.1 (+7 | +6.4)6. Los Angeles Rams 26.7 (-2 | -2.3)7. Indianapolis Colts 25.3 (+3 | +2.3)8. Washington Commanders 25.1 (+1 | +2)9. Denver Broncos 23.1 (+4 | +3)10. Los Angeles Chargers 22.9 (-4 | -4)11. Jacksonville Jaguars 21.9 (+5 | +3.6)12. Kansas City Chiefs 21.2 (-5 | -4.6)13. Seattle Seahawks 21 (-5 | -4.2)14. Pittsburgh Steelers 19 (NC | -0.3)15. Green Bay Packers 18.9 (NC | +0.1)16. Minnesota Vikings 17.8 (+1 | +1.8)17. New England Patriots 15.9 (+6 | +5.7)18. Atlanta Falcons 14.6 (+1 | +0.7)19. Chicago Bears 13.9 (+1 | +0.7)20. Dallas Cowboys 12.9 (+1 | +1.2)21. Houston Texans 12.7 (+1 | +1.6)22. Baltimore Ravens 11 (-11 | -10.1)23. Arizona Cardinals 10 (-5 | -4.9)24. Carolina Panthers 9 (+4 | +3.9)25. Cincinnati Bengals 7.8 (-1 | -1.2)26. Miami Dolphins 6.4 (-1 | -0.8)27. Cleveland Browns 5.9 (NC | -0.4)28. New Orleans Saints 5.4 (+3 | +3.4)29. New York Giants 4 (-3 | -2.9)30. Tennessee Titans 3.3 (+2 | +2.3)31. Las Vegas Raiders 2.2 (-2 | -2.3)32. New York Jets 1 (-2 | -2)
>>151261552but rice does have protein... 1/2 cup serving of white rice has 3g of protein and 1/2 cup of brown rice (husks) has 1.5g of protein (and 1.5g of fiber)
Stat Padford is going to end up with the third most losses as a qb all time at the end of the season, surpassing Eli Manning. Should he retire just to not end up immortalized like that at the end of the season, or should he go after Testaverde crown?
Josh Allen is a ringless bum
Who's the early season MVP?
>>151264311Me
>>151264306many are saying this
>>151264311It's baker or Goff and I'd give it to baker
>>151264197Back to back losses for your iggles
>>151264306Josh Allen vs Jim Kelly, go
>>151264311Roger Goodell
>>151264311Rico Dowdle
>>151264311If the season ended today Baker should win in a landslide. Hopefully he keeps it up for the rest of the season because I'd love to see my Bakey win it.
Mack10 is elite
>>151263014>RamseyHe was great until he forced himself out.>FournetteWas good for a while. I don't think they reach the AFCC without him.>BryanBust>Josh AllenShould have been a DPOTY candidate in 2023. He had 17.5 sacks but no one cared because he plays for the Jags.>HendersonBust>ChaissonBust>LawrenceHe's been a mixed bag. He is inconsistent and makes stupid mistakes a 5th year player shouldn't be making, but he can also win you some games.>EtienneGood RB having a bounce back season>WalkerSolid DE, he's had back to back 10 sack seasons>LloydShould be the DPOTY frontrunner>HarrisonGood OT>Thomas JrHad a great rookie season>HunterHe had some big plays on MondayThe Jags have had a pretty good first round draft record since 2016. They definitely got more great players than busts.
He unironically should only play receiver. He's way too good on that side of the ball.
>>151264573he's not good on EITHER side of the ball, whcih is why he's slot receiver and not WR1 or 2, and plays Nickel back
>>151264593Drop your address so we can settle this like men
Lions 34 Chiefs 38
>>151264593You listen to nickleback.
>>151264634Only if you drop them dawls first, lil hoe
>>151264306True
>>151264665Chiefs 'bout to find out what playing a real team is like.37-14 Lions win
https://youtu.be/ZjJsE2XZ4E4?si=BcQMcAFJbF6GJoX2Sovl
>>151264705We're not talking about your Madden Franchise Mode. This is real life, real nigga football that's about to go down.
>>151264665Lions 77 Chiefs 0
>>151264705Lions posters have been spending the past 2 weeks explaining how the one time they played a real team this season that it didn’t count.
>>151264740Turn off your PS5
>>151264753Im not a console peasant like you, queefie.
>damn nigga you’d think we would’ve won by now
>>151264572Yeah put some respek on the Jags drafting
>>151264791I'm a NintenGOD. I'm above your kind.
>>151264748The missed tackle that turned the tide
>Queefs fan>NintenyearoldHoly kek
>>151264634you should know where your own mom livesyou’re a bad son
>>151264841>consistently puts out the best quality software in the industry>this somehow supposed to be a bad thingcope
What are the chances of the Jets getting more than six (6) wins this season?
>>151264872You’re a bad father. You want to fight your son.
>>151264885About the same chances of me chopping my dick off and wearing a wig
>>151264880Yeah this is definitely Statmutt. You can feel that smelly autistic aura coming through his posts
>>151264746Wions beat the Ravens before they gave up
>>151264880How's life on the spectrum?
>>151264910I wish I was the statmutt. I'm not autistically dedicated enough to defending Mahomes. I occassionally write paragraphs debating people about the Chiefs but at the same time I frequently post flu webms because they make me laugh.
>>151264885bengals, browns, dolphins, and saints are winnablefalcons are 50/50 depending on if they the "blown out by panthers" or "blew out the vikings" versionravens would be a hilarious upset, but not completely unexpected with the ravens defense
>>151264880How's life on this bussy?
>>151264968It smells
>>151264957problem is the bengals, browns, dolphins and saints all look at the jets and say "that's a winnable game" too
Feel that smelly autistic bussy
KWAB
>>151264727https://youtu.be/yivCgxE31gY?si=bnLN3rK3Z_JF4rH1
im draped all over you faggots, you'll never get outside the pocket on my watch. My boyz behind me? Oh, yeah, they got contain too. Idiot. Now go punt me the ball.
Colts had>Freeny >Mathis>Sanders>Edge>Wayne>Manning >Clark>Brackett >Sandersand probably a bunch guys I forgot and still only managed to win a single Super Bowl. Good franchises get at least 2 with that roster
I'm kinda surprised that Jameis Winston is still in the league. In what situation would you want him to be your QB? He isn't even a good backup because of all his turnovers. If you're looking to tank but want to keep things exciting for the fans maybe he would be good for that.
Chris Jones sucks at contain
>>151264665>top 2 CBs outI just hope it's good
>>151265161He was saving his strength
>>151262347You do know that the best black QBs are pocket passers right?
>>151265146Is somebody going to post the Peyton picture again?
>>151265146You forgot Harrison
>>151265160He’s a good locker and film room guy.
>>151259415Eagles bros...are we in for another super-natural funk?
>>151265146
Temujin is my lover and partner in crime
>>151265192>>top 2 CBs outFor how long?
Bengals legend Joe Flacco is putting the league on notice
>>151265266Eli clears, he knew about winning time
Why do people value the corpse known as Joe Flacco so much
>>151265439That's the corpse of Super Bowl winner Joe Flacco
>>151265439he was the NFL's first ELITE quarterback
I got so to much hair in my ass crack right now, it muffles the clapping when I throw it back.
Imagine not having Flacco Fever™ keeeeeeeek couldn't be me
member when the Browns had current MVP front runner Baker Mayfield and they traded him away so they could get a washed up rapist instead?
>>151265266Peyton's 28 INT season was a boon for bum quarterbacks as people can always say "Peyton was bad his first year so you should give this bum ass motherfucker a few years before calling them a bum"
>>151265331The earliest Reed can come back is Week 10. Not sure about Arnold, but they haven't put him on IR yet.
the sun never sets on the Bronco Empire
I have a speech impediment and I need stats now. CALL J.G. STATMUTT! 877-STATS-NOW! I'll argue in perpetuity but I need stats now. CALL J.G. STATMUTT! 877-STATS-NOW! 877 STATS NOW! 877 STATS NOW! He's won the most arguments by age 29. If what you seek is stats, he will do quite fine. If you've never watched football but you need stats nowCALL J.G. STATMUTT! 877-STATS-NOW! 877-STATS-NOW! 877 STATS-NOW! They're your stats, use them when you need them. CALL J.G. STATMUTT! 8 7 7 STATS NOW!!!!!
>>151265619The more I think about it, the more ridiculous it sounds. What was Cleveland thinking?
>>151265671
>>151265581Nothing like watching your beloved Los Angeles Chargers cruise to an easy playoff win
>>151265741>Chorging
>>151265668>London is going to be subjected to this shitshowlmao
>>151265266Checked. Manning fucking sucks.
>>151265799This nigga blows dicks
>>151265798I fucking hate charts like this.
>>151265798I fucking love charts like this.
>>151265691It was unironically OBJ being a locker room cancer cunt. He tried to claim Baker wasnt throwing him the ball on purpose, then he had his faggot father put together mixtapes of the alleged slights on these twitter spergouts.He succeed in turning some "locker room leaders" I.E Miles Garrett, against Baker and the new GM and coach thought he was replaceable. I swear they set Baker up his last regular season game in cleaveland, they let him get sacked like 7 times with a torn up shoulder to try and make him look as bad as possible. Its perfectly crystalized to me why the Browns will always be the Browns.
>>151263229milk truck just arrive
>>151265798I neither love nor hate charts like this.
>>151265813>>London is going to be subjected to this shitshow>lmao
>>151265799The main character of the NFL
>>151265798Analytics nerds need to fuck off from football.
>>151265938Where'd you find this picture of me?
>>151265940It's clear the NFL is setting up their new product.
>>151265798
>>151265799Bo "Eagles Bane" Nix has officially taken over the league
>>151266004>Eagles BaneSounds painful.
>>1512652662013 is always going to be the one that gets me. The greatest offense in NFL history, then they got to the Owl and they just got fucking waxed. Just a straight dogwalk by the Seahawks from start to finish, right from the opening snap.
>>151266046God Hates teams with too much power.
Good day, guttyboy retards. Another week of football, another week of PFFchads with superior analytics. My boy Mahomes moves into spot #2, as expected despite some fucking retard last week who didn't understand PFF saying we should trade him for Geno. Justin Herbert and Mac Jones stinky, PJ Walker skyrockets in one of the biggest PFF shifts in history.PFF STARTING QUARTERBACK SEASONAL RANKINGS(WEEK 7 COMPLETE)()=Rating Change[]=Rank Change†=Injured1. Josh Allen 90.8(Bye)[=]2. Patrick Mahomes 87.4(+2.5)[▲1]3. Andy Dalton 84.7(+2.4)[▲1]4. PJ Walker 84.0(+29.6)[▲28]5. Geno Smith 83.6(-3.1)[▼3]6. Jalen Hurts 81.5(Bye)[▼1]7. Tom Brady 78.2(+0.4)[▼1]8. Joe Burrow 76.7(+7.8)[▲7]9. Lamar Jackson 76.5(+1.8)[▼1]10. Kirk Cousins 75.4(Bye)[▼3]11. Tua Tagovailoa 74.3(-5.4)[▼5]12. Aaron Rodgers 73.2(+1.7)[=]13. Jacoby Brissett 73.1(-1.1)[▼4]14. Davis Mills 70.9(+0.9)[=]15. Daniel Jones 70.6(+2.9)[▲4]16. Kyler Murray 69.9(+2.1)[▲2]17. Justin Herbert 69.7(-3.3)[▼7]18. Ryan Tannehill 69.2(+0.8)[▼2]19. Derek Carr 66.2(+2.5)[▲4]20. Marcus Mariota 65.7(+0.0)[=]21. Jimmy Garoppolo 65.2(-2.8)[▼4]22. Kenny Pickett 64.5(+1.8)[▲4]23. Matthew Stafford 62.0(Bye)[▲4]24. Jared Goff 61.5(-1.3)[▲1]25. Trevor Lawrence 61.4(-2.7)[▼3]26. Justin Fields 60.5(+3.4)[▲4]27. Zach Wilson 58.1(-6.5)[▼6]28. Matt Ryan 57.2(-0.8)[▲1]29. Mac Jones 54.1(-4.3)[▼4]30. Dak Prescott 48.1(+10.7)[▲2]31. Brett Rypien 46.0(-.-)[=]32. Taylor Heinicke 34.7(-.-)[=]INJURED/BENCHEDBailey Zappe 67.1(-5.6)Mitchell Trubisky 72.7Skylar Thompson 71.4†Teddy Bridgewater 70.8†Jameis Winston 65.3†Brian Hoyer 63.7†Carson Wentz 63.1†Russell Wilson 59.5Cooper Rush 57.1Joe Flacco 55.0†Trey Lance 53.1†Baker Mayfield 51.0Jacob Eason 29.2
>>151266046Peyton was so fucking good that season. It hurt to see him shit the bed like that.
>>151266081At least he blessed Teboq.
>>151266093Where the fuck have you been?
>>151265798flaccy is gonna have more time to throw? we might be up
>>151266093What the fuck is this shit? You really missed him so much that you copy/pasted some shit from the Archives?
>>151265423Joe FlaccoPassed around in Ohio like some old mule.
What happened to that jackass rookie who tried to take Lawrence Taylors number?
>>151266120Man, whenever I see Demaryius Thomas I get sad
pffGOD making guttyboys seethe in the big 25..... some things never change
>>151264748Kek Mahomie just flopping
ex-fucking-cuse me?TYSON CAMPBELL FUCKING SUCKS, WHY ARE WE TRADING DOWN IN THE DRAFT TO SWAP HIM FOR NEWSOME???either newsome fucking killed somebody and the cops are on their way to arrest him or andrew berry completely lost his fucking mindone thing is clear, they're not even pretending that they're trying to win this year anymore. might as well just start qb primate to ensure a 1-16 record, gabriel might accidentally help them squeak out a couple wins
>>151266212That was fake retard
>>151266239Thats a standard qb tackle tbqh
>>151266222Checked and F
>>151266261MY QB puts effort into tacking his interceptor
>>151266243They just need to draft 3 more quarterbacks. Trust the process bro, it will work out this time.
Future hall of famer Joe Flacco has been traded to the Bengals in the smartest move they've made in years
>>151266305leave him alone. mahomie just isn't used to his interceptions not being overturned
>>151266261I've seen Mahomes tackle better than that
>>151266342
>>151266167it's the same one that's been occasionally reposted for more than a year now. immortalizing a list that unironically has pj walker and old man andy dalton in the top 5 is the perfect legacy for that pff schizo
My Ravens finna boutta pull off a win streak and sneak into the playoffs at 10-7
>>151266383Is 10-7 like a gate at the stadium they're gonna break into
>>151266383I honestly didn't expect the Ravens to be exposed so hard after Lamar went out
>>151266434Shit, did you see them WITH Lamar this year lmao?
>>151266434>after
>>151266472I thought the defense was just having an off night and would get it together soon
Cuckvis Kelsoy
Bigger surprise?>Colts winning>Ravens losing
>>151266312this class has some intriguing options, i can see myself getting on board with moore, mendoza or simpson. the former two are facing off against each other this saturday, it'll be a HUGE day for college and pro football. but it also makes the gabriel and shitdurr picks a total waste of time and resources. well, the we all knew the shedeur pick was that from day one, also a waste of nerves for the part of the fanbase that isn't both black and retarded
>this is a 10/10 in jacksonville*barf*
>>151266536Ravens probably. They look like one of the worst teams in the league rn
>>151266536Colts winning. I misjudged Danny Dimes. Maybe the Giants organization is just that bad.
>>151266579Kino
>>151266549Mendoza is a beast desu
LET SHEDEUR COOK
>>151266579I would stick my penis in her vagene
>>151266668He's just standing there looking retarded with sunglasses
I have to admit, I mostly watch ball solo dolo. I need to focus on the games not people talking
>>151266632Such kino, not a hint of anger or even surprise rather just a resigned expression of "of course nothing good would happen"
>>151266720Same, solo ball is kino.
Why are they called the Browns? Because they're left over fecal matter after the NFL wipes its ass
>>151266536ratbirds. colts have an awesome offensive roster and coach, and colts fans need to send steichen a collective apology letter for wanting him fired because he refused to tie his future to this walking sunk cost fallacy
>>151264807Fun fact: the last time the Jest made the playoffs was in 2010. Their QB: Mark "bladerunner" Sanchez
what the FUCK?
>>151266676What did he mean by this?
>>151266668I hate this fucking guy so much
>>151266668>>151266846buy ads, jew
They call them the browns bc their shit ha
>>151266925Holy cow, is that actually where they got their name from??
You now remember Sean Taylor
>>151266985literally who?
>>151266846>prioritizing nuclear family over shit online takes>awful answerwhat?>literal who poster surnameah, checks out
>>151266963No, it's to represent the demographics of Cleveland.
>>151266985i dont remember rapsts sorry im an ally
>>151265994why did he say it, though? i think that's how he gets his powers, deshita.
Almost no better feeling in the world than thoroughly scratching your asshole.
>>151267052He's a Southern boy and knows exactly what to do to get those bucks in line.
>>151266474man, the kweefs were trained to be complete ref babbies
>>151267065What about using a cue tip after a shower?
>>151267065I'll do you one better, inserting phallic objects that are at least 3 inches in diameter inside rectum.
>>151267129Would consider.
>>151267003Zoom zoom
>>151264593certified non ball knower
>>151267176But enough about Aaron Glenn
>>151266985Rip
Is Sean Payton the best coach in the league right now?
>>151267164hey man, my gen xim/xer parents forbade me from watching hand egg since they considered it "too aggressive." They felt that ipad and cocomelon would be more appropriate
Drake Maye is the Indiana Jones of the NFL
>>151267260>Drake Mayewho dat is?
>>151267164yes, that's how linear time works. enjoy being far closer to disability and death than me
>>151264593correct
>>151264748>posted it again awardnow bust out that racism
Tom Brady is the only QB to win a Superbowl in his rookie season. Not even mutthomes could accomplish this BECAUSE of Brady kek. That's what real goats do.
>>151267343Brady didn't play in his rookie season
>>151266474why do you hate all black qbs when your team has a black qb?
>>151267343Tom Brady was drafted in 2000 retard
Why are there so many qb semen slurpers on /spuh/? Where's the love for the LTs?
>>151267393Real ball knowers know Oline make or breaks the team (100 emoji)
>>151267393I love my Bakey AND my Tristy :)
>>151262913Id recommend a hot spring town called Hakone. It isnt too far from Tokyo. Kinosaki is another good hot spring town. >>151263217Japan is basically my home away from home. Ive been coming here at least once a year for the past 10 years. Im basically a local at this point. I know all the local spots and everything. I made a bunch of friends over here too who I visit every time I come. Im here right now actually which explains the flag. No VPN. In im osaka right now. I plan to buy a house on the outskirts of osaka one day. Im just saving up. Then I will move to japan full time. This is peak civilization. They perfected the city here. When I am ready to marry I plan to come to Japan to find my wife. Japanese women are so much superior and cuter than American women. They are much kinder and gentler. But this is an nfl thread to excuse my rant. My only complaint about being here is the games are on at like 2am, 5am, etc
>>151267393
>>151267393both lawrance taylors are retired
>>151266846Based family man
>>151259614It's more that it's easier in college to just get an agile guy who can run whenever a receiver doesn't get open immediately. For most schools it doesn't make sense to try and develop a qb who will transfer to a bigger school next season if he actually turns out good and if he doesn't turn out good you're just going to replace him anyways.
>>151267393the best o line team in the league got buttfucked most of the 2010s in the playoffs because of boneheaded qb play and coaching (cowboys)the best o line team of the last decade won 2 super bowlsso, just like any other position group, if you put competent players and coaches around them, they can be dominant, but can also prove irrelevant if you do it wrong
>>151267393i've been YEARNING for a competent left tackle for at least 3 years now, i'm so fucking tired of jed wills giving zero shits and kt leveston playing like a ufl caliber player that he is. the next guy who can just be slightly above average and can stay consistently healthy will be treated like prime joe thomas
>>151267393Everyone knows its about the LB
>Belichick just got canned at UNC>Kermit and the Chefs are falling apart this season
>>151263229Built for BBC(big bronco cock)
>>151267608>it's realWhat the FUCK has happened to Bill?
>>151267429You're right. Japanese women are superior in every way.
>>151267622Those goddamn Blackhawks fly over my house from Buckley all the time.
>>151267608>urban meyer lasted longer at jacksonville than belishart at chapel hill
>>151267608>>151267637you will never have a real football team, woody
>>151267678I live near the Air Force academy and the flyovers never piss me off. Saw a C130 recently. Cool stuff
I need a movie to watch tonight. Dont give me cape slop
>>151267608>>151267637>>151267714What the FUCK has been happening at UNC?
>>151267637it's not, him and the university released statements of mutual "support and commitment", but insiders are saying shit is dire
>>151267719
>>151267728
>>151267714>we can't afford the buyout
>>151267728you can believe an official statement from UNC or random people on twitterit's your call
>>151267721the handmaiden
>>151267760>official statementits called damage control
>>151267749how can you even violate recruiting rules in this nil wild west era
>>151267741the biggest crime was cameron diaz not getting blacked by jamie foxx
>>151267721>>151267719Fuck wrong post lolo>>151267741
>>151267721Lolita
>>151267374>>151267386Mutthomes didn't play shit in 2017 but that's when xe was drafted fag. Brady's white elequence cannot be felt by you jeets fans. You must be of pure heart and soul.
>>151267773what fucking damage? everything is going as planned
>>151267749>practice violations>"What we've done to these kids is fucked up"Has Bill been using a fucking whip on these kids?
>>151267749>what we've done to these kids is fucked upbros??
but why?
>>151267749SLAPSLAPSLAPPING
>>151259475These colors seem off idk why
>>151267749What did they do to those kids?
really makes you think
GO COWBOYS AND GO GAY RIGHTS
>>151267816Tom Brady had 1 completion for 6 yards in his rookie year all he did was warm the bench.
Who's the retard who scheduled the Jets to play in London?
>>151267907brought them to a shit show where they won't receive proper coaching and training and won't be able to put out good tape for scouts
>>151267927Caleb...
god, I love big titties so much
>>151267907>rhythmic slapping
>>151268006
>>151265266And this is why stats don’t mean shit
choose your fighter
Poor Justin Fields will have to deal with Bo Nix's rampant racism all week
Not so fast, chuds
They call me DJ
>>151268054Rumor has it he's been sneaking out at night to beat up pakis on the streets of London.
>>151268054Based Racist Bo. truly the saviour of the white man
Blo Dix is a bust
M-more booba
>>151266383Sorry Ravenbro, they might make a wildcard but its so much harder when teams that werent good last year start hot then its even harder to make the playoffs after a slow start
>>151266093>PFF>Goff at #24That’s because PFF upvotes running/scrambling QBs while downgrading pocket passers.PFF is run by zoomers who don’t know shit about football.
>>151268133This but not Asian women
i demand a chel gf IMMEDIATELY
>>151266472I've cumded to her sucking a peen before
>>151268128>Blo Dix is a bust
>>151268151Why not?
>>151266579is she Trevors girlfriend?
>”Kansas” City>actually in Missouri
>>151268006>tfw I know exactly what song she's singing
>>151266925>>151266963No they're called the Browns because the logo was based off a Brown dog retards
>>151268232i know this isn't a serious post, but they're actually named after famous bengals coach Paul Brown, who also got the Bengals to name a stadium after him
>>151268232Their best player when they were good back in the stone ages was running back Jim Brown
>>151268174You look like that. Colorado is full of subhumans.
>>151259415If you don't love sucking dick, then you don't belong in our fanbase. GET OUT.
>>151268054Bo Nix has grown up playing football with black people and has a black adopted brother.
>>151267017Kind of a lame and cowardly response by Tua though.>Good father? Fuck you, go home and play with your kids!He might as well I guess. His children will be fatherless because he'll be dead by 30.
I asked Copilot to render Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes playing chess.
>>151268258Apparently he wanted the team to be called the Panthers, if he got that then I wonder what the Carolina Panthers wouldve been called, maybe another big cat like a Cheetah.
>>151268335>has a black adopted brotherWhom he regularly calls the N word.
>>151259614Because QBs no longer have to rely solely on their ability to deliver from the pocket. They're running up and down the field and scrambling behind the line of scrimmage for 15 seconds because it's a penalty, fine, and ejection for tackling a QB.
>>151268308Go chiefs btw
>>151268371didn't know that about the panthers, thanks anon
>>151268186Because if it ain't white it ain't right
>>151268362now make them kiss
>>151264311Baker. And coach of the year is Shanahan in a runaway. I know they always like to give it to coaches that "turn a team around", so Steichen is probably the front runner.
>>151268401Hey Josh!
>>151268418No u
I hate how the other homos in our division have super bowls. Fuck them all
>>151268421shanahan like kyle shanahan? from the 49ers? no
>>151259739Dominance? It was one guy (mahomes), who is carried by the league. And if Jordan Love is am example of black excellence at the QB position, then they're fucked
>>151268465Jealous
>>151268465Chargers bro?
>>151266842In hindsight, was Rex Ryan actually good? His Jets teams actually got over on the Brady / Belichick Pats in the playoffs and it's not because Sanchez was good.
>>151268465kwab
>>151268335You don't think he ever called Tez Johnson the N word?
>what's his name again?
If you weren't alive to see the Super Bowl it doesn't count
>>151268506Rex would probably have a ring by now if he'd had a better QB.
>>151268499Yes
>>151268538I've seen every super bowl my team has won
>>151268304Colorado is Milf country actually. I've lived here a couple years and it's just milfs everywhere
>>151268557>More franchise moves than Super Bowls
>omg my team won a super bowl 20 years before I was born
>>151266472>>151268574what a trashy and disgusting whore...i would still miscegenate with her, baka!
>saw my team lose a Superbowl and also win a Superbowl Most of /nfl/ will never have that experience
TrevorLawrence
>>151268574So do the Rams
Not just one 0-4Two 0-4s0-4 in the Owl0-4 against the choofs I love/hate my cursed teamI love/hate my cursed life
>>151268683sad if true
>>151268683How old are you, anon?
Jalen is the first and only REAL FULLY BLACK starting QB to win a chip
>>151268762Doug Williams
Jim Mora thinks you all are friggin' SICK.https://youtu.be/kvMwECIOXYs?si=Idk--zkahW8EK988
I don't have any black friends
>>151268769The one black guy in my friend group got ex-communicated for groping women without their consent
>>151264212>she
I do enjoy trolling my team's YouTube shorts channel because they get such a small amount of views and comments
Chargers are last years Saints, they're not making the playoffs
>>151268006The retarded faces she makes distract me from those milk jugs, hard feat to do but she's done it
>>151268779state?
>>151268796why do frog has afro
>>151268862Maryland
>>151268335>adoptedThey had to use that word only because Abraham Lincoln
>>151268571yeah and you're not getting with any of them jeet
>>151268552ive never seen an attractive GB fan, maybe its all the cheese
The game between the Hawks and Jags is going to be good. Spiritually, the Hawks are 4-1. Spiritually, the Jags are 3-2. Darnold's late-game interception was obviously costly but the Hawks played a really strong game and mistakes like that are going to happen. Jags on the other hand got extremely lucky late in their game against the chiefs and anyone who "knows ball" knows, for as crappy as the chiefs are this year, the Jags had no business winning that game.To me, it feels like the Football Gods should naturally even out the spiritual flow of things with a road win for the Hawks - because their current on-paper records reflect each others' spiritual records.
Penis Jr.
How many more ACL's will Metlife claim tomorrow?
>>151268006Too big
>>151268967If we're lucky just squirts.
>>151268971Uhh...
>>151268006i'm glad my taste is more refined than this trash
>>151268935shut your bitch ass up
>>151269015You've got a working dick don't you? As if you'd say no to the opportunity to fuck her if it ever came up.
>>151268765Coach meltdowns are the besthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWmQbk5h86w
>>151269055there's an obvious difference between your standards when an actual opportunity arises, and what kind of shit you think is so hot you post it in every /nfl/ threadi mean look at that beak for fucks sake. it's disgusting
>>151268935The Jags had two drops and a phantom DPI call against the Bengals in the 4th quarter. If either of those balls had been caught or if the flag hadn't been thrown, the game would have been over. Cut out the "shoulda coulda woulda" bullshit. The Jags deserve to be 4-1 and the Seahawks deserve to be 3-2. The game this Sunday will be good and whoever wins this weekend will have earned it and deserve it.
>>151269191let the pathetic chiefscuck cope, it's the only way he can sleep at night. in his entire 6 or 7 years of watching nfl football he's about to experience being 2-4 for the first time in a few days
>>151269089seething roastie, if anything the nose complements her
>>151269216>seething roastiequite the opposite. i am the roasties arch nemesis: a small+flat enjoyer
>>151269216A pretty face with a strong nose is absolute patrician tier. It's no wonder the women I gravitate towards all end up being Italian, Lebanese, Jewish etc.
>>151269281Witchmaxxing is the opposite of patrician. Its dangerous, wrong and downright suspicious
>>151268971Uhhhh JANNIES?
Chiefs are going to playoffs >B-b-b:l
>>151268006Same. Bonus points for milk.
I miss when you guys used to (qb name here) ON POOICIDE WATCH after having a bad game
>>151269416That was literally only done for poooa cuz his name
>>151269394The stats are meaningless if it doesn't translate into wins
>>151269421newfag
>>151269394>>151269428>ynr the Chad Henne 99 yard td drive against the Jags in the 22 divisional
>>151269436Mac Jones is unironically a better fit. I'm interested to see whether the Niners torpedo their season by giving Brock too long a leash because of his contract. It's worth remembering Shanahan allegedly wanted Mac over Lance way back when. Shanahan's seat will be red hot next season if they don't at least make a run in the playoffs this season. I don't care about their injuries; he's been there long enough.
>>151269495>Shanahan's seat will be red hot next season if they don't at least make a run in the playoffsno it wont lolhed be unemployed for all of 5 seconds and the Tranfagsicko 69ers know it too.
>>151269495>better fitno he's just normal sized. purdy is too small to rely on particularly his t rex arms. jones is a soft goof though so he'll melt down on that front instead
both Big Cock Brock and Fat Sack Mac are based
>>151269518Mike Tomlin would get another HC job in a heartbeat too. I REALLY hope both teams keep those two HCs btw. I'm super scared of facing them in the playoffs or SB.
>>151269573I bet ONE of them goes to the Chiefs when Reid retires. Them or John Harbaugh. The Hunts seem to want to keep things going.
>>151269015faggot
I was just remembering bakers tenure in Cleveland and how pissed I was at the browns for blaming their ineptitude on Baker, and glad he's vindicating himself to the normie eyes with an MVP run It's actually insane because haslam and the group are making me do it again with their treatment of sheddeur sanders. Drafting dillon Gabriel first was always the smarter play but picking sheddeur up and now emasculating him with 3rd on the depth chart? It seems like a cruel and unusual punishment only done in a purpose filled humiliation ritual.
>>151269560fuck the arm length, its his hand size, purdy has small hands, initially i thought people were just joking about that but apparently its a valid concern, and the reason as to why he struggles griping the ball when it rains/snows
>>151269495>Shanahan's seat will be red hot next seasonIt won't
>>151269581Clark Hunt is propping andys body up with the best healthcare money can buy waiting for the 49ers to finally decide that shannahan needs to be put out to pasture. Shanny is the best allegory for a modern day Andy Reid to attempt to replace Andy Reid with. 49ers are holding string though
>>151269622>49ersAlso forgot to add picking up the 49ers sloppy seconds is a long time Chiefs tradition that runs in the family so it'd also be fitting on that level.
>>151269610Yeah small hands and his small stature are a concern. Russel Wilson is shorter but has big hands and he had a great career early on. Joe Burrow has smaller hands than Purdy but he's a lot taller.
>>151269610it's that too. off platform shit gets iffy when you have small hands. when you're barely over 6' and have the arms of someone 5-9/10 it just compounds it
>>151269608Eye test Chads and ball knowers always knew Baker wasn't the problem.
i hate him.
I didn’t think the Dolphins were so popular around the globe for being such a shit team
>>151269622Lol ownership learned their lesson after getting rid of Harbaugh but Trent Baalke deserves most of the blame.
>>151269518>>151269615But it should be.
Purdy needs 3 to 5 playmakers. Mac only needs 1
>>151269674Well it's it shouldn't and it's not. Sorry to break it to your Grant Cohn.Shanahan would get another job immediately and the Niners have nobody else that would fill in
Spirtually my team is good and your team is shit and we're all fucking slaves to this retarded ass globalist sport
>>151269697My teams record is spiritually 0-5 but they're 4-1
>>151269688I'm not even saying Shanahan is a bad coach or that he wouldn't be hired by someone else on the spot. It just hasn't worked. What gives you hope he's going to figure it out? (He should roll the dice and stick with Mac should be your answer) Think of it like Andy Reid leaving the Eagles and getting hired by the Chiefs.
>>151269678Mac himself counts as 2. How do we equate for this?
>>151259614White QBs are 31-8 vs QBs of color through 5 weeks this season.
>>151269688>Grant Cohn.It's his buddy Jack Hammer
>>151269706What team? My team is 4-1 but is spiritually 17-0 because we just won our regular season SB against the Queefs on national television. (I feel no shame, nor will I apologize for this take btw.)
>>151269707You don't fire a coach that got you to a SB with Jimmy G and a fucking 7th round pick in Brock Purdy who walked off the field with the lead in the SB. Who would the 49ers replace him with who would give them a better chance?
>>151269715Mac Jones is the only undefeated black QB? Nice
>>151269735These are the same arguments that are always made in favor of keeping Tomlin. Why are the 49'ers a different situation? Do you think the Steelers are better off sticking with Tomlin too because his replacement could hypothetically be much worse?
What if Brock Osweiler stuck with the Broncos and never went to the Texans?
>>151269751Yes? You want to throw everything away for something much worse because youre a little bored with what you got?This logic is exactly how annoying low IQ woman behave anon.
>>151269760wouldn't matter. unironically too tall for the NFL.
>>151269751Slightly different situations. Steelers look like they've had most of the pieces recently but just missing a good QB. Rodgers looks solid this year and they'll probably win the division.
>>151260879Hawaiianfag spotted
Stats are officially in for the QBs for week 5.>tl;dr: >if qb is above the red x-axis, your QB is good, if it's below, he's shit>if it's to the left of the red y-axis, his o-line is shit, to the right, it's good
>>151269785It's obviously west coast
>>151269744Soulless rasm got straight fuckin McCorckled
>>151269789HERBIEBROS WHAT THE FUARK HAPPENED
>>151269798His entire O line is dead.
>basketball is backgreat, as if sports media wasn’t cancerous enough yet
>>151269789>if we keepin it a buck we-ACK
>>151269796Still can't believe they lost to a practice squad and an injured back up
>>151269789>Bengals saw this and went "pls browns-kamisama, give us flacco"
>>151260879rice is for subbiespasta is the food of kings
>>151269714>Haha yeah I love Brock, its TOTALLY his job, and im just here to help :)Purdybros... we are in danger
>>151269813Fuckin beautiful game, defense went hawd
>>151269789that 2016 qb draft class looking elite rn
>>151269820Here's your glyphosates bro
>>151269827Paxton Lynchbros...
>>151269789>>1512698272018 as well
Waiting for Brock Lobster to do something absolutely Mark Sanchez tier
>>151269834Rosenbros, we will return
Your team has cheerleaders right? And obviously not male ones.
>>151269823:)
>>151269831I remember when the raiders made him cry
>>151269844>10/10s in Northern FloridaG R I M
>>151268971I wonder what her milk tastes like
>>151269844Virginia McCaskey was an old rotten bitch who made us get rid of them so no
>>151269844this is the real dawg pound
>>151267859Maybe one of them requested a trade and the GM worked something out?
>>151269789>Chiefs oline shitBut Josh Simmons is top 5 in least pressure allowed and looks to be every bit as promised. Creed is good, and Trey Smith ain't bad either. Kingsley is a body. I'm almost certain jawaan taylor is the only reason they're to the left of the red line and it's mostly because the penalties. Fucking cunt
>>151269860>>151269867You gotta understand being an NFL cheerleader doesnt really carry the same staus as it used to. Now any halfway attractive woman can post pics on OF and make way more money. They may be mid but I respect their craft.
>>151269844>>151269860Best Jaguars girl coming through
>>151269844>guys, I'm thinking about male cheerleaders again
>>151269844left to right>the dumbest one of the bunch, lights are barely on, the rest keep her around to feel better about themselves>knows she's the hottest and is immediately ditching the group and jacksonville once she lands one of the away team players>the bitch and leader of the group, ugliest one who thinks she's the hottest and has serious napoleon syndrome>former LFL player, is only here because it's the only place where she won't get fired for intimidating manlets>bullied constantly for her weight, called fat all the time, going to hang it up and marry some boring rich fuck somewhere down in key west
>>151269848B)clutch
>>151269844NFL cheerleaders have always been about how far they will accept creepy executives front office leeches toe the line at sexual harassment. Their faces didn't need to be attractive because televisions didn't get to be HD until well after it was established, and the people in the stands were getting a shit view mostly anyways All that mattered was a shapely thin body and being available for a weird calendar shoot. By the time of HD televisions most programs cleaned up and tend to be ran by female relatives of the family like Clark Hunts daughter doing KCs. Anyways tl;Dr NFL cheerleaders have always been butter faced
Meanwhile, the Cowboys have their cheerleader squad arraigned like a fucking fighting game character select for some reasonhttps://dallascowboyscheerleaders.com/our-team/
>>151269844Middle went to the same high school (Paxon) as the thief Amit Patel at the same time. I think she was two years ahead of us. I was in the same graduating class as Amit but I didn't know him. I forget her name.
>>151269821Just want him to get healthy
>>151269906For me, it's Reece
Speaking of cheerleaders, if your team doesn't show tummy then your team sucks
>breakout the binos to check out the sweet cheerleading tale>but you see dudes insteadHahaha you're a fag now
What's the most insufferably HC/OC/DC combo you could make? Maybe like a Sean Payton OC, Matt Patricia DC, and Bill Belichick HC. Imagine how shit going into work would be. Throw Eric beineiemy in at RB coach too
>>151269906>has an entire section dedicated to THE WALL
I forget cheerleaders exist sometimes. They never show them on broadcasts anymore like they used to.
>>151269924Good tummy>>151269844Muscle tummy
>>151269936Trumps gonna bring them back
>>151269936They're more like aspiring dancers/models. I bet a lot of them work in broadway shows
>>151269949That loser can't do shit, he said he was gonna make America great again and yet Canada is about to win a world series for the first time in 30 years Weak weak weak
>>151264311baker by a touch over stafford. if the colts had some better opponents or scraped by the rams you could say jones.>>151264434still jim until josh makes a bowl or another mvp. he still needs to take another step. i feel like he helps cook by being a runner nobody wants to deal with more than he elevates receivers most of the time. it's like the bills' offense is rarely in that great gear for more than a half a game.
>>151269913The Purdinator will be back
>>151269957Turn in your telly, he's doing it all. I'll send him message to bring back cheerleading sightings as well. We gon eat. We gon win.
>>151269789But... but PFF told me Goff is shit because he don't scramble?!
>>151269957When was the last time Canada won a Stanley cup again?
>>151269972>scrambling QB'sRuss has done more damage to the NFL than you realize
>>151269978I miss when QBs stood in the pocket and threw the ball like a man.
>>151269671> be the Bears> let David Montgomery go to the Lions> bring in D'Andre Swift> pay him $2 million more...
>>151267721>I need a movie to watch tonight. Dont give me cape slop
>>151269996It’s downright baffling how they not only stuck with Ryan Poles but extended him.I hate my shit team so fucking much.
>Browns gave up a marginally better CB on his rookie contract and a 6th rounder for the highest paid non-Pro Bowl player in NFL history and a 7th roundermy sidescampbell is the worst player on the jags defense
>>151269996>>151270025
>teams with only female cheerleadersBengalsBroncosCardinalsChiefsColtsCowboysDolphinsFalconsJaguarsLionsRaidersRavens*Texans>teams with male cheerleaders included49ersBuccaneersCommanders**EaglesPanthersPatriotsRamsSaints**SeahawksTitans**Vikings>disbanded recently because owner is a cheapskate or lawsuit troublesBillsChargersJets>never had cheerleaders or decades agoBearsBrownsGiantsPackers***Steelers*The Ravens cheerleaders have a stunt team that's comprised entirely of men, but do not participate in the actual cheers.**Most teams have 2 - 3 male cheerleaders, Titans having 5, Commanders 8, and the Saints 11.***Uses collegiate cheer squads in a limited role.Personal favorite rosters in terms of attractive women: Patriots, Ravens, Eagles, Bucs.Ugliest rosters currently: Bengals, Raiders, Colts, Rams.
>>151270045Lions used to invite various high school cheerleader squads to the games.
>>151270053Based
>>151270045>Vikings****>****AIDS infested prancing tranny homos
>>151267721Old Henry
Who are some players who completely fucked their careers not because they're bad but because they were unlikeable?
>>151270077russ
>>151259475It is widely known by now.
>>151270065God forbid a white boy got a lil motion
Travis Hunter was going stride for stride with KC’s speed gimmick wr Worthy btw
i can run backwards faster than every one on spee
>>151270117I like Hunter but Worthy is injured tbf.
>>151270045>Jetskek, the Jets make you watch their shit and don't even have sexy sideline girls?
>>151270077probably a bunch of low end starters who didn't kiss their new coaches ass. generally bums are bums and the actual good guys can only TO or russ themselves for a bit.>>151270127he's on the sammy watkins' duct tape and bubble wrap career trajectory already.
>>151269789That's not what CPOE means though.
>>151270144>sammy watkinsForgot about that guy
There’s only two types of people that dislike Travis Hunter, whites that have coach prime derangement syndrome and blacks that hate that he doesn’t drive drunk or beat his wife or act like a niggerHunter is a polarizing figure in the NFL for probably the funniest reasons in sports history
>>151270163I don’t care for the sanders family, I find them to be extremely annoying and retarded.Travis Hunter is cool though, seems like a good guy and he’s playing pretty well.
>>151270163>whites hate him because he’s nigger-adjacent>blacks hate him because he isn’t the only winning move was to not play
>>151269789>bungles got worse at qbkek
>>151270045Imagine a puckers cheerleader. Just sent a chill up my spine.
>>151270163i just think its ridiculous the NFL allows a player to play two sides of the ball but not two sports
>>151259475Bills and this is OUR year
>>151270163>>151270173>>151270176I appreciate the level headed takes on this. A two way player was always going to be a project. He defended a pass for what should have been a signature, game winning, pass defense, only to get called with a dubious DPI. He's made multiple big plays on offense. He gets picked on in coverage, as a rookie, 2nd and 3rd and short but has yet to give up a big play. His coverage of and pass breakup on Kelce just goes to show what the coaching staff thinks of him even putting him situations like that.
It's about that time /nfl/
>>151270263>is still QB3 behind Bailey ZappeI can’t contain my keks
>>151270272Haslam is 4chan the owner He got peanut oil And then he got 2 QBs this draft and only got cheddarman to put him in a humiliation ritual
>>151270315thank you based jimmy
>>151270077He was trash in preseason too, so it's not only te unlikebility factor
>>151270077That black Punter Marquette King and Safety Kerry Rhodes are two that come to mind. Marquette King was a great Punter but a headache jigaboo try hard and Kerry Rhodes got outted as gay and his teammate Darnell Dockett spit on him during a game so he wasn't worth signing after 2012
>>151270434Fuck punters, if it was up to me to make the rules I'd remove the punting, go for it on 4th down always, no giving up.
>>151270467Why
>>151270485It's lame to go "uhh we give up, you can have the ball back but 40 yards away" and I don't like how there's a guy whose only job is to kick ball far without much particular accuracy
>>151270504Andy Lee and Shane Lechler back in the day could hit 70 yarders to be fair. I'm not sure what are the best Punters in the league rn but I'd assume some of them can hit similar
>>>151270666Devilish
