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bleem geem jeem
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Finland
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finland
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First for Gane lost
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>>151261106
DC was the original Great Jon Hater Hope before Tom Reddit
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>>151261125
>>151261137
Is this the suicidal asiatic unemployed chomo general?
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Does anybody here actually like the Chinese leaf faggot?
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>>151261165
noone likes canadians they're a mess
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>>151261165
They don't like themselves I'm afraid.
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>>151261084
Pre-brazza heem was dominated by America vs Brazil, Conor arguments and Jon arguments
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>>151261165
Why would you even need to ask such an asinine question?
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>>151261157
It was a lot better pre coof, spammy would just spam logs of shit once he got revved, the schizos were more normal as well, just some guy who avatarred with kpop girls and some germ that avatarfagged as drake from drake and josh, way more innocent days b
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>spammy mad
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>>151261152
That must have been absolutely insufferable I'm glad I missed it
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>>151261195
why are you mad?
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>>151261198
I count five beards in this image
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>>151261204
hey buddy right here
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>>151261225
sorry to break it to you. But you'll never be a real woman
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>>151261244
I believe that was your goal
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>Carlos Ulberg
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y'all thought this doo could Periera?
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>>151261191
>some germ that avatarfagged as drake from drake and josh
Miss that nigga like you wouldn't believe
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>>151261309
Many such cases.
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Im talmbout INNET
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>>151261174
Somebody could have fucking died here.
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>>151261191
Drakegerm, Lisabong, Soimalia, Twitchy, Jack Yadong, Coral, PimpManRod, Mexican Goobycel, Soireland, Starscream and his rug collection, Tony Swede, Greek Prostitute Fucker.... dust in the wind
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>>151261309
Could what?
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>>151261375
could nothing
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>>151261374
All me
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>>151261381
Shut up chink.
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>>151261374
all attention seeking faggots
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hearing Ilio Topturo's wife left him for the biggest BBC in Miami. Is this true? If so, CHILLS.
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>>151261374
I'm still here anon.
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>>151261390
haha you got btfo
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>>151261198
damn i dint know sean was muslim
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>>151261391
>checks /heem/
Yup the canadian is still crying
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New revelations are coming out everyday. It will be a bad bad look if Alex ducks the trilogy after this, I fear
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Cuckmier is a brazza golem at this stage idgaf what he says
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he's still reeling from that btfo'ing that happened
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>>151261374
i think like half of these mengs are still posting here incognito but i cant prove it
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the French OHHHHHHHHHH guy is still one of the best
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>>151261423
>THIS IS NOT A LIE, THIS IS NOT AN EXCUSE!
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>>151261440
We don’t understand your chomonese
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uh oh a hidden post dare I open it up to see what's in it?
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>>151261423
he was able to hit pads and do cardio? the horror
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NTTE4kvW9pE

>Alex Pereira covers Nina Drama's face with yellowish goo

>>151261125
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>>151261423
>Injections
kek those injections contained steroids and he still got Peemed in under a minute
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KWAB
>kwab
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>>151261492
But enough about your HRT
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>>151261423
>first fight: alex fights hurt, almost wins
>2nd fight: unc fights hurt, gets btfo'd the fuck out
>muh 3rd fight
lel
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>>151261497
good one bro...NOT
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brazzas are never getting a third fight kek
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The finn is one of the worst new heem personalities
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The Finn is one of the best new heem personalities
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>>151261526
>pedo solidarity
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>>151261423
all these bullshit excuses about muh camp are so tiresome. are we really supposed to believe that these allegedly elite fighters forget how to fight if they don't get a full 12 week refresher every single time they step into the 'gon?
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>>151261531
why did you sign your post?
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with Finns you win
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>>151261541
if there is one thing worse than canadian posts it's british posts.
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I had sex with your mom with broken ribs. I deserve a rematch.
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Schaub stole my thunder when I saved those kids from that brunign car
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THIS IS HOW LEGENDS ARE MADE
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>>151261577
yeah but it sounds cooler if Schaub did it so...
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>>151261512
Factual.

Porked Hughes got Usdaddy's double dip BBC dick daddy dickdown.

Po po piggy won't get a third go around sadly...
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>>151261475
You had better, lest you miss out on some quality on-topic discussion!
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>>151261541
Clozanonce is a Pigdephile.
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>>151261423
do NOT believe dc when it comes to dagis
i have insider knowledge that he was in the bath underneath the brazzas in the famous image
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>>151261613
that's you on a VPN
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>>151261631
Please take your clozapine and stop gooning over your Spamdaddies.
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>>151261613
finns really do "childize" their hag female politicians to make them seem more attractive to the welfare manchild society
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another hidden post aww shucks
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>>151261423
aaagh
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Im only pretty sure
That I cant take any more
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UH MUH RYBS
t. magoreddit ACKalaev
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>the canadians are schizo again today
who would have known
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>>151261642
>>151261729
Po po piggy can't help xerself...
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Bitches be like: "OMG, Are you Vladimir The Janitor Matyushenko? That's so fucking hot!" and I'm like "Yes." and then we have sexual intercourse.
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>>151261738
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>>151261729
hockey season just started tbf
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when Colby was doing those betting videos with the hoes.... this one hoe caught my eye
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>>151261753
Who the hell is Colby your boyfriend?
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CIRYL
GANE
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Raped Chinese bitch.
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>>151261752
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LFG
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>>151261774
yeah what about Israel Adesanya?
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>Be Taiwanese
>Run away to Toronto
>Family gets raped by China

Kwaboat
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>>151261165
I like all asian boys.
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>>151261785
What about Israel?
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>>151261799
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>>151261423
Then he shouldn't have fought. Pereira fought Ank when he was ill the first time and nobody seriously used that as an excuse for his performance. Ank has zero title defenses, just got beat the fuck up and doesn't draw dimes. Absolutely zero reason to give him a trilogy fight right now.
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>>151261795
Imaginary Chinamen got your bussy in a twist playa
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Who are some fighters with DONKED OUT HOOPTIES? Derick Lewis, Buckley, Masvidal, who else?
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>>151261774
>lets own government do way worst
literally WHAT did the chinese mean by this
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>>151261799
Sexy Black Daddy.
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>>151261851
Is this real?
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Magomed Spareribkalaev
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Abus in Borderland
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Magodaddy Sexy Daddy.
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mmmmmmmmm asian boys
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alright I'm going to watch hockey have fun fellas
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>>151261949
Yeah. Go watch it bitch.
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>>151261887
Hello samir
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The next Charlie Kirk could be posting among us right now, and they wouldn't even know it yet. Chills.
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It’s not paedophilic if your son is 18+ when you rape him by shoving your dick in son
It’s not even necessarily gay in current year because you could be trans and identify as his mom when you shove your female penis in your adult sons arse
It’s not even incest if you have adopted, are trans and shove your female penis in the ass of your 18+ year old son consensually
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The Wheels on Abus Go Round and Round
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>>151262035
Nah fuck that!
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Strickfazza , why did he do it?
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>>151262045
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mfw when spammy greentext quotes me
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whats the most pornographic fighting style
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>>151262075
khamzat's style is easily the gayest in the history of mma
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>>151262117
why didnt du bussy out gay him to win
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>>151262075
wang chun
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>>151262131
Du piggy is a bottom bitch sadly
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>>151262203
just like you
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>>151262131
Big Dick Dric only likes black boys, he couldn't get his rape urge on for Khamzat. Sadly for him Khamzat loves white boys and was fiending to smesh his bamhole.
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>>151262240
You know.. I don't think I want to visit Britian anymore. Something really horrible happened to the people there you can tell.
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>>151262240
so then coal burners btfo?
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You have an good loife.....you have an good loife
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>>151262219
All us white piggus are bottom bitches for sexy bearded brazzas and Bantu dick daddies I’m afraid
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I have atcual sex so nothing anyone here ever posts truly hurts me
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does anyone have THE pleasureman webm
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at least shit nigguh posting is over
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>>151262416
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>>151262425
eugh!
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I do dreadfully believe Dagis have overtaken Brazilians in the excuse department. Knowing Kadyrov send drone of Popeye's to DC for that post
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Was that really "the best fight in DWCS history?" I don't think so
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>>151262219
Mad bitch.
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>>151262501
nah its just brazzaganda as usual
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>>151262408
What's his name?
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>>151262516
no brazzas were involved in that fight
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>brazzaganda
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>>151262505
just like you
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>>151262501
I don't watch Contender series so I don't know what you're talking about and I don't care
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>>151262555
Afraid not.
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>>151262568
then why did you reply fucking retard
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>>151262578
I'm gay
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>>151262578
Watch your tone before I heem you
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>>151262516
vologdin is mainland rashan not brazza
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>>151262578
you got a fucking problem?
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The Phantom? Chills...
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>>151262578
I do what I fucking want
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>>151262596
shrek 2? finna call the basef department
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>>151262516
Retard moment
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>>151262446
thanks b
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>>151262626
Damn straight
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>>151262573
afraid so.
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>>151262626
real
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ello basef department it's me the fucking retard who can't type again
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You didn't watch Kody Steele take on Aaron Pico in the Contender Series???? Fucking casual! What are you doing here! That's the future of the sport!
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>>151262655
Nothing straight about riding that faggot's nuts kys
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Pico is a fucking fraud
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BASEG
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>>151262699
ME RIB WAS A FOOKEN BELLEWN
DAS A DOCTAH STOPPAGE ME RIB WAS A BELLEWN
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The Contender Series produces high level fighters
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Moisten my fucking tip bitch
-Me talking to you
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>>151262699
SKWABOTY, only behind Dricus as the undisputed KWABOTY
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*chops the tip of your wiener off with my katana so it's moist with blood*
heh...you fool...
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>>151262771
Ask your mom she's pretty good at that
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Pakibong should be permaheemed
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>>151262761
Glover is a bum for managing to get his face turned into hamburger meat by a man who moves like this. Just how much of a fraud is Can Blacowshit anyway? Glover was the fucktoy of the previous era, raped by everyone, then wins a belt as soon as they all leave. shameful. This LHW era is a joke
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why didn't Magomed simply hide in the octagon?
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My fellow whites, we cannot continue to draft dodge the Ukrainian war, they need American bodies on the front lines ASAP.
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>>151262761
people actually thought this doo could beat alex
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>>151262801

I can tell form this response you are both an imbeceile and an total pussy physically and spiritually. I would one tap weem your chicken jaw. Respectfully.
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>>151262828
They never did actually
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>>151262787
>>151262812
>Just how much of a fraud is Can Blacowshit anyway?
Jan was also fighting in the Jones/Gus/DC era. He was a unranked journeyman the entire time and then suddenly had a career surge when Gus got old and DC went to Heavyweight
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>>151262816
morning rabbi
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I can tell form this response you are both an imbeceile and an total pussy physically and spiritually. I would one tap weem your chicken jaw. Respectfully
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he fucked up the green words lmao
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>>151262862
Canada's mom vs Georgina Topuria who's the bigger slut P4P
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>>151262888
1000% true and astute observation
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>>151262912
That's not an answer to the question
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We like to shoot on Wednesdays.
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>>151262922
an even more astute observation
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Aaron Pico stars as Denton Cumbo in "Warrior 2"
>runtime: 2 minutes
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Why didn't Kwabalaev shoot for the takedown early? It was obvious what was coming
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>>151262922
I believe you are once again correct about that my friend.
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>>151262938
What the fuck is your problem
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prime smiff vs current pereira
who wins
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why did topuria and the mrs break up
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>>151262844
Jan was always a good striker but his defensive wrestling is so awful.
He was beating gus up until he started shooting tds and won easily
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>>151262951
He's only 5'6
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>>151262947
I thought he was pretty spot on myself friend
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>>151262951
Manlets man. When will they learn
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>>151262951
he accidentally ate one of my creampies out of her
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>>151262951
The Nelk boys incident happened 3 months ago
The likely answer is that they got in to Topuria's head and he became insecure about his wife's past. He spiraled from there and ruined the relationship.
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>>151262951
They kept fighting over who got to suck off the BBC dick daddy first sadly.
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>>151262862
Yeah...yeah I just weemed yuo virtually
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>>151262959
Many such cases I'm afraid, sadly
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ynr Can Blacowshit is the reason the retarded Ank meme ever got started, because his grappling was so shit he got jock sniffed by a man who couldnt fucking walk or stand up
literally all he had to do was stand up and it would have been stopped
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>>151262971
Did she actually have a past
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>>151262984
You are an ugly fucking freak I suspect
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>>151263002
Rich heiress visits miami b what do you think she was doing
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>>151263024
I don't know man never been to Miami.
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>>151263024
I don't know man you tell us
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>>151263024
went to the beach
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>>151263015
Incorect Im actually quite handsome
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Seriously what the fuck is a mukbang?
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>>151263054
ask your mom
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>>151263054
Nigga eats a lot of food on camera
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>>151263054
It's where you watch cute asian chicks eat food and masturbate to it.
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>>151263051
I guarantee the reason they separated was because this moment right here gave Ilia manlet inferiority complex and he started cheating on her to feel like a man again and she found out
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>>151263050
Me too, good day sir as you were
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Oh right yeah I knew that thanks
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>>151263069
>don't defend whore gf
>they leave
>do defend whore gf
>they leave
We can't win manletbros
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>>151263129
They do have height increase surgery these days thoughbeit plus suicide is always an option
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>>151263129
looks like we will have to up our game
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Maybe Clitia's woife was a nice girl and not a slag like Dee, so when he tried to copy Gooby and have sex with lots of whores, instead of taking it like a cuckette, she left him.
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Hoping for Jiri vs Poatan 3 cause I wanna see that retarded spazz get slept again
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>>151263176
I believe the proper nomenclature is cuckquean
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Jiri is winning the rerematch
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>>151263188
you can see that every night by turning your monitor off before bed
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>>151263188
Nah Alex is on the decline, if they keep fighting it's an inevitability that Jireddit finally weems him. Max would heem Volk in a 4th match as well.
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>>151261738
You are that guy from the funny heavy mop at the gym meme videos?
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>>151263175
Mexicans are zesty
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>>151263221
Well then get King Mo to sleep his retarded ass again, put Jiri into slap against dumplin
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>>151263071
Hoenstly? Based
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Hating Jiri is peak reddit
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>>151263221
I seriously hope Poatan isn't stupid enough to try and farm another win off Jiri when he's 39, it would be another Liddell-Tito 3 humiliation ritual for him where the guy he cucked twice in his prime gets a cheap redemption win off him now that his chin is dust.
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>>151263318
alex has jiris number(like dogbender) but he can sneak in a heem(also like dogbender)
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Mr. Reddit sorry,
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>>151263362
>>151263380
KWAB
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>>151263393
Kill yourself!
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>>151263436
Nah I'm alright thanks
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>>151263318
Alex is getting better as he ages, his best performances have been in the last year and a half despite the first Ank fight which you have to take him at his word that he was injured. He can probably fight for another 3 years and still be good if he wants to. But realistically he has 1 or 2 fights at HW and then that’s it. Dana better not fumble Alex vs Jon when both guys clearly want that fight after fumbling Jon vs Tom
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>>151263293
Common Reddit W.
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In the last 5 years, there has never been a single heem that come even close to this, might be the heem of the decade even.
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>>151263436
You literally have sex with men.
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>tfw portfolio is green + jiri and alex won
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>>151263471
my heart getting heemed by the love of my life was pretty close.
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>>151263492
You're still fucking ugly tho
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>>151263461
>Dana better not fumble Alex vs Jon
>implying that fight should be made at all
Don't go full retard b
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>>151263546
We've seen your face Miss Drew
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Big king energy
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>>151263556
Tom Reddit is not getting a headliner at the white house b its just common sense
Jon and Gaycheese will be main and comain
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>>151263540
KWABed bitch LMAO
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>>151263590
I'm pretty darn cute Id say?
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Tom Of Britain.
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Miss Drew looked pretty darn cute when her face was covered in pus weeping open sores.
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>>151263556
It’s the only fight that actually makes sense for Jon and Alex right now, Dana just doesn’t want to make it because if Alex leaves LHW he loses a massive PPV draw and if he beats Jon or loses he probably retires
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>>151263641
Please stop tormenting my life
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>>151263600
Tom vs Jon makes much more sense than Alex vs Jon, Tom would smoke both but Jon should not be rewarded with a Pereira fight
>>151263643
see above
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>>151263471
there's been way better than this dogshit
Usmeng heeming Meng was way better
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>>151261423
>trilogy
Bellator wouldn't allow it. oh you didn't know?
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For the love of god PLEASE stop tormenting sneed's sad, pathetic life!
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ank fucking SUCKS lmao
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>>151263702
Chama is just that good I'm afraid
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>>151263684
She (You) deserves it.
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Ank will beat Jiri.
Ank will beat Ulberg
Ank will never lose again.
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>>151263772
But he just lost
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>>151263762
True albeit
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>>151263772
Lil Ank' will get ACK'd again by Jiri
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Kennedy Nzuchuku's son vs the Guy who got knocked out by Ryann Spann
Kennedy Nzuchuku's son wins
King Mo's son vs the Guy who got knocked out by Ion Cutelaba
King Mo's son wins
Paul Craig's son vs the Guy who got knocked out by Israel Adensanya
Guy who got knocked out by Israel Adensanya wins
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>>151263826
Fucking grim division holy fuck
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>>151263826
Paul Craig has 2 sons and tire shop boy heemed both
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>>151263652
>Tom vs Jon
>a huge young Brit that moves like a WW, hits like a truck and has pretty good wrestling and ground game
what could go wrong. Pereira makes sense because he has the name value and will get submitted by the end of the first round.
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>>151263826
Literally all bums.
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>>151263853
this, every fight will be free wins for the good ole american boys
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>Winning the title back by spectacular knock out in a fight everyone thought he would lose
I've seen how this story ends. This was Pereira's swan song
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>>151263612
wassup. you think that's funny?
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>>151263931
The best part about this is that even after such a disastrous knockdown not a single person was convinced Strickland had any power
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Im finna do eet yung blud
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>>151263941
Being a hebephile isn't much better b
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>>151263318
But then Jiri can get the win back in GOLDEN BOY FIGHTS in 10 years and that's the real story win
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>>151263934
>>151263955
OHHHHHHHHHH HE'S HURT!
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>>151263952
Powerlets landing picture perfect shots to nearly heem and then following up with a pitter patter flurry that does nothing is always funny, Merab hit Cody like 30 times in the head unanswered and only the first one actually hurt him.
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>>151264006
>Cody
I'm heemed b, Cory
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>>151263952
>>151264006
I feel bad for heemlets... you can tell they REALLY want to heem their opponents but just cant...
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When i touch people they don't facking MOVE
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>>151264052
yeah they don't move because you're so WEAK
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>>151264090
Shut up BITCH
*heems you*
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finns cant heem
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Haha khabib get over here you wrestle bear now
>F-Fazza that's dangerous
Shut up before I smack tchu bitch you sound like your mazza if bear kills you bear my son now
>I-I don't like when you drink kvass fazza...
GET OVER HERE YOU KAFFIR LITTLE SHIT YOU DON'T DISHESPECT FAZZA LIKE THAT
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>>151264132
https://youtu.be/S2JXtKqgTs8?si=PDouQ8KWbEl5-N-8
Try again
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>>151264006
>>151263952
>>151263931
Tbf it's more embarrassing when you lose to them because there's no threat of a heem. Just walk forward and win unless you're a mental midget.
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>>151264132
Makwan has a KO win..
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Could Mr Finland heem?
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>>151264158
CHILLS.
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>>151264192
Thinking like that is how you lose a 49-46 decision to a guy who never stunned you once and never break in to the top 5
Power is only one metric of the fight
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Sean Strickland has gotten married!!

Source Chael: https://youtu.be/aWhYi7BnhMo?si=lvzWO0kO13m46VeP
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>>151264204
Too well
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>>151264253
Wow nobody knew about this before you posted this damn
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>>151264239
maybe for you
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inhale helium
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Mr. Tom of Finland
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>>151264280
Oh, is reddit and Twitter already over this mr faggot?
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>>151264239
It's one of the only two that matter alongside conditioning. Most fighters are just too dysgenic for it to matter, look at how far Mgubu got on power alone.
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Tom Asikainen
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time for you helium bath fazza!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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what's up with helium
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>Fazza entering the room for his birthday celebration alongside Dr. Zabit and John Pork
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>>151264408
it's like steroids
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>>151264426
first time hearing this, I'll have to try
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>>151264408
Lighter than air, even, that stuff is lad
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>>151264415
>alternate ending
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>>151264408
noble gas, Ifwi
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>>151264158
no wonder Khabib killed fazza...
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Conor really having cocaine comedowns live on air yikes no one cares bro you're the cheeky little fighting leprechaun know your part bozo
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You dare to slander the honorable name of the late Abdulmanap Nurmagomedov??
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Kwabib killed fazza because he was the only thing standing between him and his kvass.
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Don't sugar coat it for me, is hooker even good enough to beat Arman?
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>>151264587
ya
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>>151264587
no
sorry bro
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>>151264587
He COULD fluke it
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>>151264553
Life might suck ass but at least my boys can't stop fucking winning against disgusting muzzies
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>>151264326
>look at how far Mgubu got on power alone.
Ngannou was a heavyweight and there are two things true about heavyweight: you can count the amount of heavyweights without power on one hand and heavyweights are really really bad fighters.
The truth is that in the vast, VAST majority of cases, the fighters that break through and become champions are the decisionators, the guys who think about winning rounds and out working their opponents. You're looking at combat sports from a point of view that only sees athletic qualities like power and conditioning. You're not seeing things like technique or ringcraft or strategy or process or even intangibles like confidence or mindset. If you see MMA from that perspective you will be constantly dumbfounded when Joe Pyfer doesn't just walk forward and heem Jack Hermansson
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>>151264628
Dan Hooker could absolutely fluke a win over Arman that's what I was thinking too mate LFG
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MagoKEK RAPEDkalaev
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I almost felt bad for Analkyiv fans but then remembered he didn't have any
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Kody Seal
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>>151264661
>>151264706
Koh-Di Steer
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>B-BIG ANK! N-NO CHAMA!
*crunch, bang, SNAP, SHEBANG*
>AHHHH WHY YOU DO DIS ALEX? WHY BRAZZA? WHY YOU SNAP MY PATHETIC LIMBS AND RIBS?!?
>NO PLEASE BRAZZA, DON'T STOP MY HEAD INTO THE MAT AND MAKE ME BRAIN DEA...ACK!
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Volumes.
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>>151264706
>>151264736
The Kody Steele guy is someone who tries to convince himself that bums are good foghters because they got a knock out once
He tried to compare Lerone Murphy to fucking GM3 lmao
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>>151264695
>8-9 illegal shots to the back of the head
>black ref indecisively jumping in and out to stop the fight
Classic.
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>>151264808
I can easily see how one could reasonably draw parallels between Lerone Murphy and GM3
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>>151264326
Magumbo would be Emmett tier in any other division, HW is a shithole where some bum like Gane rose to the top purely by virtue of just not being fat
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>>151264695
Damn Bisping heemed his leg off
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the lack of skill is what makes HW a kino division, since it's often HEEM or BE HEEMED up there
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brb gonna shit/shave/shower/jizz
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>>151264695
lmao basically how the fight went too
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>>151264587
He beat the guy that beat Shartman. Make of that what you will.
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>>151264695
One of the first actually creative and funny ai sloppa heems ive seen, the rest is just “X fighter punches Y fighters head off”.
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>>151265007
Khabib heeming Fazza so he can duck Tone would be funny.
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>>151265007
>punches his leg off
wow, we're really advancing here
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>>151264326
Heavyweight is division devoid of any skill. just don't gas out for 3 rounds and you are automatically better than most heavyweights. try that shit in lower divisions and you will be slapping air constantly. you will get 50-45'd every damn time because you don't get points for being the one going forward.
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>>151264978
Not much honestly
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Lopes vs Silva is still so fucking funny to me
All Silva had to do was make Lopes lead the fight and he wins, probably knocks him out in the third round
But nope he has to be a little sperg and jump at a guy only interested in counter punching and get knocked the fuck out lmao
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Chills
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Poatan is 60-75% white
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Hey guys how heavily do you weigh Dan Hooker's win over Gamrot and Arman's loss to Gamrot when you appraise the matchup between Hooker and Arman? For me I don't weight the outcome of those two matches very heavily into my prediction for this match due to the stylistic differences and other subjective variables between them and their common opponents Gamrot.

I certainly do see why someone less intelligent could mistakenly conflate this comparison out of proportion.
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>>151265247
Hooker didn't really win against Gamrot and Arman didn't really lose to Gamrot
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>>151265287
Essentially, yes
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>>151265235
Me when i tell my parents I'm dating a ladyboy,
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How we finna justify a rematch after a third knockout loss to Alex, Jiribros?
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The most worrying thing about that Gamrot fight is the fact that Hooker legit got fucking dropped by Gamrot. Not a weird slip or a situation where he was on one leg no he got put down by the power of the mighty Mateusz Gamrot
Arman does have some power in his hands. This could end with a flat line KO
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>>151265414
After the 3rd knockout loss Jiri will be pissing and shitting all over himself like Tom's son
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>>151265414
just heem the other possible cantenders like Max did to fraud the third Volk fight. Jiri should try and get the Ulbum fight booked while Alex is chasing Jon.
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Aaron Pico
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>>151265414
Jizzy got 4 tries, Jiri deserves at least 8
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Seeing comments about Jiri with his bimbopilled waifu, it’s hard to come to terms with the fact that people unironically don’t understand this nigga. These gormless eaters really do think he’s just “lol autism”

They deserve a special place in the Palantir-secured 15 minute city
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>>151265443
Yes, but, the more Srman goes for the knockout (which he could very well land on Hooker's depleted cutbaby chin) the more likely he is to get fluked and counter punch knocked out by dookster.

This could be a classic flushed vs was never good to begin with style matchup for Arman I'm afraid.
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Smerman
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Sherman is probably over his head here, dookster used to actually be good.
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>>151265513
I don’t blame him, young women are retarded and will ruin your life on a whim. Older cougars are loving and caring.
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in a perfect world we would have got to see jiri actually kill smiff in ring on a live broadcast
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>>151265053
if you trained UFC you'd know is possible
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>>151265616
If Jiri had a broken leg or something I could absolutely fucking kill him, he's a roid cheater chickenshit pussy bitch
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>>151264661
Joe Pyfer is a fucking bum
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>>151265681
yeah ok jamahal
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jiri haters are subhuman and highly likely to be brown
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Whiter than you Muhammed
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>>151265070
>>151264859
>muh p4p
Not my fault manlet skill isn't enough to overcome athletic talent, you are only proving me right
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WheelchairFC would draw mega dimes
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Jiri's heem or be heemed style is bad for heem
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>>151265781
Jiri got a hotel room with 2 crazy guys to show them some things, and do some things together.
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>>151265852
Have heterosexual congress with women (in separate rooms)
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>>151265871
Based and verial
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How soon can we expect Cankalaev at the front after disappointing his entire country of warped goblins?
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thoughts?
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>>151265533
SKAAAAAAAAAADOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHH!
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>>151265533
Why is people getting heemed unconscious so funny bros?
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>>151265902
At the front of what you god damned retard?
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Why did Muhammad get gang banged by a bunch of naked African tribesman in the desert at night? This is real btw
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>>151266021
you think that's funny? pretending to be stupid?
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>>151266020
humans crave violins meng...
is nature, heem or be heemed you kno dis...
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>>151266067
You think Im pretending?
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Kody Steele has a blonde white GF btw
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>>151266082
You think I think?
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Reminds me that this entire year was filled with hapa mutts getting heemed, these incels should stick to getting their bussy drilled into ladyboys, they are not built for fighting, the submissive pussy genes runs deep inside them man.
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>>151266052
No wonder Marty had Khamzat on the ropes, the ancestral brazza breaking gene kicked in.
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>>151266121
I think, therefore you are
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>>151266131
bro you're literally gay
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MMA?
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>>151266189
what?
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You guys really just talk about being gay all day. I mean seriously what’s your fucking malfunction
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Yeah I suck cocks and get fucked in the ass and swallow cum, but what does that have to do with combat sports huh?
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>PILLOW HANDS MARTY!
>OH SHIT MENG!
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Post the webm of that ting ting that got heemed by walker, pathetic to see, gook rat couldn't take a leg kick
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Johnny Walker shot scalding hot duck sauce up Bing Bong's rice box rectum this is very much true!
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You're attacking my family
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You're raping my family!
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>>151266324
See i keep telling you guys to never pick these ting tings, saw a couple of bums hyping him up, i knew this was gonna happen
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>>151266324
>>151266281
>>151266244
china boys legs not strong enough...
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Hey, knock that off Jon
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Gane
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>>151266324
>Loses to Johnny Walker in China
Surely he was put to death for this
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who got the ting ting poster goonin?
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yeah im a jacked taiwanese boy and i skipped leg day whatup
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Mmmmhm asian boys
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>>151266765
Afraid so, sadly
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Is chama really 40% asian???
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>>151266940
who the hell is chama
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talmbout the bahtfighter chama?
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>>151266962
He mean't chomo, it's a pejorative that means pedophile
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>>151266324
>>151266442
kwab
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They got pecan pie up in this mafack? Sheeeeit.
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>>151266404
he destroyed smiff though and the commentary team said that means he's a munster
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They got little brown lady boys in this mafucka?

Shheeeeeeeiit!
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>>151266324
>hit jonny on one leg straight on the button
>does nothing to him
pillowfisted
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>little
You're barely holding it back now Miss Drew
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>>151266386
YOU'RE KILLING MY FAZZA!
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>>151266324
>China the world superpower
*bink*
>ACK
HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A BUNCH OF DOG EATING JABRONIS
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Jirreddit
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JireddGOD
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JirGOD ProGODchka
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>>151267203
>OH NO MY REG! I WISH I COULDA DRINKA MILK WITHOUT SHITTING MYSELF! I WANT STRONG BONES!
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chicoms have bones about as brittle as their infrastructure, maybe dingdong heapwash should have eaten real eggs instead of plastic ones fried in gutter oil
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if jiri is reddit in lhw then who is 4chan
an ill know if youre just a seething muzza if you say ACKalaev
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>>151267419
Tuco Tokkos
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>>151267419
Mick Parkin
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>>151267419
Jamahawl is unironically 4chan, other than him LHW is a reddit division, Jireddit, Poohand, Can Blacowshit, Lil Ank, Khalil, Reyes, all le heckin wholesome guys. Jamahawl is the only evilcel in the division, the true contrarian's boy.
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>just walk forward and heem

is it really that simple?
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>>151267419
Any fighter that acheives even a hint of fame is "reddit" according to these drooling retards.
>>151267743
>nigroid
KYS
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>>151267820
Only works on heartlets like Lil Stank, as we saw with TKZ and Max if you try it on someone with the dawg in them you get zeemed
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Test
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Tren
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Yeah so like I was saying I fucking hate Jiri man, fuck that spastic
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mma is almost entirely a contest of wills, being heemed is 100% mental, there has literally never been the case where the weaker mind and heart heemed someone with a stronger conviction than them. this is why DDP and Jireddit have had so much "inexplicable" (for normalgroids anyway) success. if you can have a strong mind nothing else matters and you will prevail.
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>Yeah so
female vernacular
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>>151268076
You saying that sincerely?
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I love myself homie.
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We don't kiss our sisters here.
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just farted and began seeing red
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Pereira beat Ank so easy because he scared Ank shitless
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that's not true at all, Big Ank is full of poop
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just saw ankalaev was told by the pedo muhammed NOT to win. something about the future of the division. stay tuned
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yeah my hockey team won and you fags didn't watch
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brazza I has big shit I braked my rib
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>>151268575
brazza you are an ai posting fag
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>>151268566
>laffs
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>>151268566
I tuned in to hockey once. canadians boo'ed my national anthem and then an american player got beat up, so I said fuck this semen slurping sport.
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hockey players are fucking powerlets, i dont know how as a heemasseur you can watch that sport, those retards swing haymakers at each other and no one ever gets heemed, its like theyre fighting in a dream, its like 2 Colbys punching each other
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>>151268741
They have helmets on
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>>151268758
their jaws are exposed, no one is punching another human on top the skull retard
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>>151268780
Get debunked
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>>151268758
>never saw a hockey fight before
the helmets come off about 1 second into every fight

>>151268832
thats a goalie mask numnuts
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>>151268844
AI picture
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>>151268844
they're not allowed to take their helmets off anymore or they get put on the naughty step kwab
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>>151262446
This reminds me of the time when I had to run 1.5 miles under 10 minutes in the military, but I really had to pee and poo so I did the time, but kept running to the bathroom right after I crossed the finish line. I told that to a buddy of mine who used to live with me and he said that it was definitely something I'd do since I kept solving stuff quickly and doing random shit so I could use the bathroom. I remember this one time where we were driving home and I jumped out of the car in the middle of a highway to take a crap at a random restaurant because I was about to poop my pants.
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>>151268592
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ufc white house should be AIPAC handler vs AIPAC handler
verification
not
required
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>>151268913
the loser gets put into a woodchipper, the winner gets put into a woodchipper
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Ribas has lost 3 in a row and still no onlyfans
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I just wanna say this: THANK YOU DANA THANK YOU ARI!
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ooooh he got him in the finkelwhitz nose choke his signature move
people forget maaan the nose is the most sensitive part of their body like sharks
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>>151268938
evil fucking country
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the finn doesnt have a defining personality trait so we can give him a name, he needs to step up the schizophrenia just a wee bit. i want to christen him [something]finn but idk what.
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CHAMAAAAAAA
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>>151269087
BJFinn
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>>151261125
>We got a STACKED card
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CHAMA
>chama
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>>151269123
FIRE
>fire
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think a /heem/ meme will ever make it main stream? and i dont mean in mma but globally
half the good memes in the world come from /ck/ weirdly enough
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remember when chama used to pretend to be a niggy cholo
now he emphasises his white and native Indian sides
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remember when kowalkiewicz was all sad and about to cry bc she thought she was going to be cut
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African vs Aryan genetics
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>>151269087
he's got several names
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>>151269150
shows picture where he has patoxa patterns cut into his hair
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>>151269123
>>151269138
A brazil anon said it means “Call me!” Its funny how he has the stoic gigachad image for english speakers but he’s basically just a CTE’d dumbass saying “lezgooooo” every two seconds like Max does
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>>151269176
poatan isnt aryan
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>c...conor will lose.... this time!
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>>151266404
>>151266324
>>151266414
>>151266244
>>151266131
what's wrong timmy? you seething because your crush only wants asian men and not pathetic lil ytbois like you?

kpop won
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>>151269202
>kicks your rice noodle leg
nothing personnel covid camper
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>>151269193
it does not mean call me bruh, that woud make no sense.
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>>151268741
it's not easy to throw a punch with a lot of power while on ice skates bruv
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>>151269199
CANor literally lost 2 fights to Dustbin
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>>151261774
南京大虐殺は起こらなかった。
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>>151269176
He is not aryan in the nazi sense and he is not aryan in the classical indo-european sense, he is american indian, not jeet indian
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Some days you wake up and feel like the nigger of the world
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>>151269287
>classical indo-european sense
this retard thinks indo-european has anything to do with jeet indians. kek
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>>151269307
It does
>inb4 muh punjabs or hindus dont count theyre not real indians
Youre all the same to us civilised folk sandeep
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>>151261125
Heemed
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he didnt say chama before
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>>151269326
I think you should google what indo-european means, bud. it has nothing to do with you shit eating brownoids.
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No flames! Flames is over. We killed it.
— Magomed “The Firefighter” Ankalaev
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>>151269228
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>>151269246
you tell im
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chomo
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>>151269387
you see, its doesnt just mean 'call me' .. Poatan is sayign FIRE!
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>>151269355
>proceeds to get walked down like a mutt in 80 seconds
lol
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>>151269395
Upstate Karate owner
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"Fire or No Fire?"

Alex 'Poatan' Pereira to Charles 'Do Bronx' Oliveira, April 9th, 2024.. 4 days before UFC 300
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>>151269404
He said it in emoji form with a phone instead of a flame emoji thoughbeit
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>>151269426
He literally says "Chama :fire emoji:" every fucking post btw
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Flame!
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"Looked so good at Heavyweight, Mr. Handsome, yes he is"

- Dynamic Instability

The white queens love us Petrino bros
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Call Me x Korea
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>>151266001
Damn his family is tough. Shoots them, sets them on fire and still live. Too bad he killed them.
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Chiama!
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>Flame! Flame flame flame!
>No flame! No flame!
>*heems him* FLAAAAAAME!
so ank and chama were two retards fighting over nonsense after all…
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>>151269454
ugly bitch looks like she's been in a fight herself
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He said it in emoji form with a Korean flag instead of a phone emoji thoughbeit
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>>151269471
Isn't this what heem is about?
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cracker



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