>Lap:#8150>Countdown to Charlie Kirk Memorial GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>151256192>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >new in this: 24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:208>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:219 (218 starts)>2025 WDC Standings:PIA: 336 (+12)NOR: 314 (+15)VER: 273 (+18)RUS: 237 (+25)LEC: 173 (+8)>2025 WCC Standings:McLaren Mercedes: 650 (+27)Mercedes: 325 (+35)Ferrari: 298 (+12)Red Bull RBPT: 290 (+18)Williams Mercedes: 102 (+1)>2025 WEC StandingsNOR: 1092.24 (+69.89)HAM: 1073.33 (+68.75)TSU: 1023.08 (+78.98)>News:F1 going 'overboard' by showing girlfriends - SainzAston Martin 'will get it right next year’ – CardileFIA president Mohammed Ben Sulayem looks set to win re-election unopposedMercedes hoping Singapore gains bring extended payoffLeclerc says Ferrari drivers ‘passengers’ as tough end to year beckonsF1 partners with Amelia Dimoldenberg for new YouTube seriesPetronas CEO issues apology after Mercedes’ Singapore GP F1 podium celebrationsAlonso would be fighting for the World Championship with a McLaren or a Red Bull, says BriatoreReport: Apple hoping to announce F1 streaming deal at upcoming US Grand Prix
golabba :DD
>>151271561Tim Apple
>Alonso would be fighting for the World Championship with a McLaren anyone would be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMX2lPum_pghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4qagwtthNI
I turned the race off before the podium stuff, what is the petronas guy apologizing for?
Galle Rovanbenis
>>151271586the seig heil and screaming the n word 63 times were a bit over the top
United Shart of Amerimuttfatiburgerstan next
>>151271609what n word
>retards now think that 'hard' racing shouldn't involve contactGrim. I really, really want nu-F1 fans to stay well away from other motorsport disciplines.
Ferrari 2026 car will be a flaming trash can on wheels
>>151271622>2600 CaloriesThat’s like a weeks worth of fucking food. No wonder you all are fat grotesque fucks.
>>151271561>Aston Martin 'will get it right next year’ – Cardilealobros.................our last chance, death or glory, BANZAI BANZAI BANZAI
f1 races for this feel?
Jensen butthole
>>151271623Newey
>>151271707could you explain this in detail please
Do we really think that newey is gonna make a difference at aston next year? Or perhaps they will find success but just as a result of all the other changes made due to the quantity of money flowing in.We know he's had success in a lot of different places. But how much can one bloke do?
Zak Brown in trouble regarding the Palou case. Kek
>>151271733>amdmax at mclel confirmed
>>151271733Alex Palou has his own, personal coffee guy moonlighting as his lawyer?
>>151271703>amazon prime ukfuck bongs, kill bongs, suplex a bong into norris' path during q1, etc.
>>151271703???
>>1512717032018 Australian GP (introduction of the halo, or in other words a terminal sissification step in F1's grim recent history)
gimi
>>151271800Do you have nothing better to do than post about twinks and sissies and pegging on 4chan all day every day? You've been at it for the last 5 hours at least.
>>151271800F1 turned into a pussy sport when they introduced seat belts and helmets
>>151271733ohhhh now i understandwhat does this mean??? will the fia give him the 24 and the 25 tittle?
>>151271561>F1 going 'overboard' by showing girlfriends - Sainzall teams should come to an agreement that families, girlfriends and celebrities should stay away from the boxes during the race, watch that shit on a TV somewhere else
Personally I'd hate to be in the garage during a raceI always watch races while shitposting on /f1/ and I wouldn't be able to do that
>>151271881races are the worst possible time to post on /f1/ as the gooners come out of the woods to shit up the thread posting porn
>alex palou getting a huge fucking payday straight out of zak brown's pocketswell deserved
>>151271893You are correctI don't actually shitpost, I just browse the goonposts while also browsing /d/I dont masturbate, just watch
>>151271914The Watcher of Wolverhampton
>Report: Apple hoping to announce F1 streaming deal at upcoming US Grand PrixBut why?
>>151271639
>>151271703
>>151271703why is he wearing tf2 spy suit?
>>151271936the flat colour tones on left pic provoke an uncanny valley reaction within meit doesn't help that the barely perceptible lean forward along with a moderately anxious look on his face makes him look like a dementia patient that has just shat himselfhorrible picture
>>151271928
>>151271936you forgot to edit out the g*n(which is what they did with the amazon covers)
>>151271994I didn't forget, I just coudn't be fucked.
>>151272007I could fuck you ;)
>>151271561How does your name rhyme with (let) him cook and all he serves is mundane slop?
>>151272018Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.>mfw thinking about you hurting
Sir Lewis Carl Davidson Hamilton (born 7 January 1985) is a British racing driver who competes in Formula One for Ferrari. Hamilton has won a joint-record seven Formula One World Drivers' Championship titles—tied with Michael Schumacher—and holds the records for most wins (105), pole positions (104), and podium finishes (202), among others.
>>151271576Careful with those sports and not wearing a helmet
>>151272075>joint-record
I really don't get why retards shit on Pirelli. Your 'sport' is the most goy-semen-slurping sport in existence that you have artificialise 'entertainment' by trying to make tyres behave in ways that's unfeasibly possible on a consistent basis. Bring back re-fuelling and you'll get a much more dynamic field of action than 'muh heckin' tyre delta!'
>>151272156I shit on Arisu
>>151271573not Ricciardo
Ollie a cute.
>>151272223I shit on Ollie
Thinks i hate most - Roof Leaks- Ugly Trannies- Mclaren
Edit: sorry, wrong thread haha
>>151272223!!
>yfw da burrs win the super owl
>>151272256I shit on Mclaren
>>151272307pinky and the brain but they real
>>151272307>Me when da burrs beat the chicago felons 278 to 897
>>151272327jajjajaj thats so funny
>>151272327holy shit how did he do this?
rip ferrari
>>151272436SHIT ON MY CHEST SOPHIA
>>151272436PISS MIR INS MAUL SOPHIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>151272423btw
>>151272451They'll be fine.
>>151272468exor can't pay hamilkek's projecks this way though
>>151272451This is the lowest it'll ever be, especially after they start winning championships in F1 again. Time to slurp that dip.
>>151272526>after they start winning championships in F1 again
>>151271514>>151271576
>mfw chuck "the cuck" leclerc suffers a severe head injury at COTA but is able to drive exactly the same afterwards
>>151272657>china didn't just steal brain data>they actually stole brain function
I heard through the grapevine (also known as the Richard Burns Rally community) that Kalle has been using the Hitech F2 sim for a while already. He's been preparing for a long time already.
>>151272444>>151272461>>151272469>>151272490>>151272499>>151272504I WHOLEHEARTEDLY ENDORSE THE LIQUIDATION OF GEORGE RUSSELL
>>151272657He has a brain to injury?
>>151272685>open chuckbrain.zip>empty file>100 000 000 yuans from defence budget wasted
>>151272704thatsthejoke.tiff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c_O578mwzg
>>151271573Not Hamilton, Antonelli, Tsunoda, Sainz, Hadjar, Lawson, Bortoleto, Hulkenberg, Stroll, Gasly, Colapinto, Ocon, Bearman
Behold, your next [insert nip powerunit team] driver
Watching 2007 F1 Season Review. Did the writers go insane? I know their biggest actor retired so they had to retire the Schumacher character but are they really that desperate for virtue points by inserting a black character in the whitest show in the world and immediately making him a main character?!
>>151272752Is that next Verstappen?
>>151272745>HamiltonWould. He has proved he can pretend to be GOAT tier if his car is 2s faster.>BortoletoHe would too because I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>151272798>2007: hamilton enters f1>2008: obama elected president
>>151272752galle :-----DDDd
>>151272798He became world champion in 08 because of the writers strike of 07 too.
>>151272817>Le "proved it" memeHe's washed just like Vettel since 2024 like when Jorg started raping him consistently just like Leclerc this year.
>>151272685how is the china thing not bigger news? do they control f1 somehow?
chat just 8 more sleeps until the next f1 session
>>151272692based
>>151272867My point is in a car 2s faster he can win the WDC. If lando and ps3 are fighting for it any decent driver would be too
>>151272423NO REFUNDS
I wish i can climb walls
>>151272886On current form against either ps3 or lando. Only Albon, Leclerc, Russell, Alonso and obviously Max would win in my opinion.
leo ate ferrarii've seen footage
>>151272938I stay noided
>>151272526>ferrari>winning
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
LAST TIME TO BUY DISCOUNT FERRARI (RACE)
>>151272745Also not Verstappen unless you count a season like 2023 as a fight
>>151272979cute menace
the one time I go out of my way to talk to someone about F1 they turn out to be a Retardo + Vetlel fag trying to convince me he was never a carbabby. never again.
>>151272975
>>151272979Too much time spent in Ferrari will drive you mad, I feel so badBeen there so long I can't remember who I am, or where I standBut in the end I guess I just don’t give a damn, twist a gramAnd keep on sticking with the original plan, fuck it man.
>>151273052Was she hot at least? It might still be worth it
>>151273064it was a man, anon.
gimtrt45
>>151272745>lists ocon but not the guy he shit onseriously why are pozfags like this
>invents piastri>hides from DRS
>>151273072grim
>ynr colapinto is still on the table
>>151272526You’re the kind of fan they show crying in the stands by lap 12
this is still on the toilet
>>151273108no, he was hot and it was worth it, if you know what i mean ;)
>>151272526this will fix everything
>>151273108also said that Barry Cello might have been WDC material if it weren't for Ferrari focusing too much on The Michael™
this is still on the table for 2027
>>151273117
>>151273149
>>151273149they said that about most drivers that weren't pay drivers in the 90s and early 00s>panis was wdc material before the 97 crash>dc just needed a good year>frentzen was faster than schumacher, bro>alesi was at the wrong team at the wrong time>berger was at the wrong team at the wrong time>fisichella was wdc material>trulli was wdc material>webber could have won 2010>irvine should have won 1999
>>151273192me on the left
>>151273171Felt cute, might ram raid later
what will medshitters do when kwablonso fails to win with poowey's car? It's been their strongest and dependable cope for the past 15 years
>>151272436TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>151273205is that really you on the left
>>151273205you're not getting away from me this time, eddie!
>>151272886Oscar won F2 in his debut year so he is great.
>>151273213newey got shit on by byrne, bro
>>151273111me at the back and checked
why do these people in f1 shit on each other so much, kind of disgusting
currently we are all getting shat on by Rob Marshall and Peter Prodromou, bro
>>151273248Thats kinda hot
>>151273291>this man takes a fat shit on youhow do you respond?
>>151273310
>>151273310imagine this reply >>151273293 with this flag >>151272657
>wants Williams shares, get a say in who drives for the team>team says no>wants more freedom at McLaren>team says no>wants Red Bull to fire Horner>team says nowhat is it about his demands that makes his teams ignore him?
>>151273310these cunts just started world war 3
>>151273329he is a sperg but not in an imposing way like Ron Dennis
Why isn't amx racing anything to numb our collective pain this weekend? Probably smurfing that lil' rascal
miss this madman
>>151273348How do I become an imposing sperg? I'm just a sperg currently.
>>151273353maybe he wants to spend time with his spawn, cats and wiener dogs
>>151273329Man can't even grow his own hair
>>151273379good question. I don't know, you have to ask the man himself
Ruth Buscombe (pre-wall)
>>151272075Hamilton had the car to win 10 WDCs but won 7. Amx had the car to win 2 WDCs but won 4 so far
>>151273425would
>>151273425and now post the post-wall ruth
ayrton senna (pre-wall)
>torger is gonna fuck with NARB's car to make him look washed>NARB's leverage in the contract talk: 0
>>151273445that's franco colapinto
>>151273425what about ruth buscombe (pre-bus)?
>>151273425Any Bernie Collins (forma de pre-wall)?
Max Verstappen
>>151273425what happend? botched skin job?
>>151271561>Petronas CEO issues apology after Mercedes’ Singapore GP F1 podium celebrations???
>>151273599racist bulls for maximum confusion
>>151273599Nice
>>151273599but you already got the dubs
>>151273599So, which one is it, chosen one?
>>151273599Fuck, I should have rolled for Aston Martin
>>151273599Checked, sadly.
>>151273599>the closest numbers to 99 decide the pecking order
>>151273599
>>151273599haas
>>151273599team Max
CHUCKRRARI 2026
>>151273489He's pretty fly (for a dutch guy)
>>151273599audi
Looks like Alonso will win the wdc next year. Racism is back
>>151273581sprayed with champagne (alcohol)no fun allowed for muslims
>>151273599Reno hahaha
Is it possible to make ice cream with only milk and honey? No heavy cream
LM24 2028AMX+MUSEO+????Who's the 3rd wheel?
>>151273715yeah but you gotta cum in it for the binding agent
>>151273425I recognise this actress from season 2 of the wire but can never remember her name, t's something utterly forgettable like amy ryanwell looks like I remembered it correctly, but that was a shot in the dark
>>151271561>Alonso would be fighting for the World Championship with a McLaren or a Red Bull, says BriatoreMaybe he should have accepted the 3 offers Red Bull made him over the years then.
Alonso's career got shit on by the God he doesn't believe in, bro
>>151273733Cool. Added protein.
>>151273763Personaly, I would have preferred if he stayed in Ferrari for a few more years and beaten the Mercedes ilegal car in 2017 and 2018
>>151273717Jos the boss. Other options include Hulk and Kubica
>>151272979little brat doesn't even listen
>>151273694god why are mudslimes such fucking cucks. its singapore who caresalmost as bad as fucking hindus.
>>151273814In urine?
>>151273863No porc, no alchool, no eating on Ramadan, no sexo before marriage. But molesting little boys and baby goats is fine. The mind of a mud is truly a mistery
>>151273717Kubika
Wait what happened during the podium celebration in Singapore?
>>151273921george russell requested the team representitive (petronas guy) sodomise him with the champagne bottle and the silly malay businessman did it anyway. not he's sorry
>>151273599lol goofball thats not how it works you have to say which team
>>151273717Estre
>>151273599Ollie!!
>>151273974Why is he so horny?
>>151274235what is the purpose of alpine?
>>151273853you get away with everything if you're cute
>>151274249all publicity is good publicity
>>151274249provide argentines with a non-violent outlet for their nationalism streak
>>151274132he is a depraved and cowardly coom-addicted cuck
>>151274355He's not a cuck.
did somebody say cum addicted?
>>151274384
>>151274443
>>151274235not even the 9th fastest car, bro
>>151274250which is why you will pay for your crimes
>>151274565always love a good bit of hammas
>>151273192>panis was wdc material before the 97 crashNo.>dc just needed a good yearHe had some good years, none good enough.>frentzen was faster than schumacher, broFaster than Ralf, sure.>alesi was at the wrong team at the wrong timeNo one ever seriously said that.>berger was at the wrong team at the wrong timeNor that.>fisichella was wdc materialCome on, anon.>trulli was wdc materialSeriously, come on.>webber could have won 2010Yeah, had he been a better driver.>irvine should have won 1999You're just making shit up.
>>151274249Tax write-offs?
>>151274249national humiliation ritual
a tire denied its destiny
f1 gp but in dr congo
>>151274827>dr congoWho the fuck is Doctor Congo?
>>151274891also known as the witch doctor>ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla bing bang
>>151274819qrd?
>>151274891I got friends on da otha side
>>151274953i know what he meant because i pay attention
im sick, im dying, please, dont forget to close your window before going to bed
>>151275163you don't get cold in spain, it's too warm there
>>151275207he can't stand the nympho neighbor girl moaning
when will they turn the cool down room to the gay sex room
>>151273763>or a Red BullI think people shouldn't just look at what Max is doing when trying to evaluate that car. Tsunoda isn't that bad.
>>151274249Getting in the way when people try to lap them.
>>151275461podium incentive!!
>>1512754612029
jos walked so amx could run
>>151271724It’s pink.>>151271815Filter Shitzerland flags and ignore. Just as annoying as the “medshitter” “””Canadian””” (jeet immigrant).
Jos? Who is jos?
poz verstappen
>>151274953they're worse than bridgetone intermediates
Jose el jefe
>>151275658/^Canada$/ reason:poojeet/^India$/ reason:poojeetIs all you need. The swiss lad keeps this thread afloat, as in relentless, in the wee hours
USA next
PISSTREE WILL NEVER (0) WIN A WDC
>>151276323What are you doing posting on 4chan, Zak?Don't you have a team to run?
>>151276323so who gets it this year?
>>151276362Gasly
>>151276376What happens to Colabinto?
>>151274235how the fuck is this even calculated? Norizz was on Amx's ass the whole race and the car would have had more pace on free airquali pace: Mercedes > McLaren > Red Bullrace pace: McLaren > Mercedes >> Red Bull
>>151276382not bussin
>>151276382Sudden and unexplained death
>>151276382He has more important things to do, like netoraring pierre with el rato and dancing on TV
>>151276361He's in court m8
>>151276423who is winning?
>>151276428Donald Trump
>>151276435Muy bien Senior Presidente
>>151274235rarri would be cookin if they could actually hold the throttle pedal down for more than 50% of the lap without the car exploding
>>151276490IKYK
>>151272752Why does he look asian?
>>151276547epicanthic folds
>>151276547>Why does he look asian?Because she is.
>>151276566
>>151276547>He was born in Chengdu, Sichuan, China. Her father, a hotelier and restaurateur, introduced her to golf at a young age and by age five, she was already playing competitively. Her family moved to Vancouver and later, San Diego.
>>151276587Those are autism eyes.
>>151276592>Her (He) family moved to VancouverFiltered
>>151276592It's still funny that the only way mainlanders can get a fair shake at youth sports that aren't totally plagued by doping is to move to Vancouver
>>151276547Finnish people look like that.
>>151276592when he pees he looks exactly like this
https://www.skysports.com/f1/news/12433/13446396/rumor-circulating-of-possible-twelth-f1-team-after-cadillac-entry
>>151276677Christian Horner Racing will be kino
>>151276642where is ykäsonni, where is kalle havumäki, where is simo häyhä
>>151276642Why is Haaland in there? What's his racism team?
i follow a cute finnish girl on titok, well, i think she has a swedish parent, swedish from sweden, not some finnish swedish
>tfw just discovered the power of modern AI voice cloning and erotic chatbotsho0ly fuck what can AI do in 2 years?
>>151276744The amount of people who are going to fall victim to findom chatbots is going to be insane. I'm looking forward to it
>>151276592damn he's well tucked barely any cock in there
>>151276728>NOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP SHOWING US HOT WOMEN DURING THE RACE
>>151276719He isn't.
>>151276642How about him?
>only one italy race next year
>>151276744did you try one of those uncensored models or are you still on the pleb trash
>>151276733>i follow a cute finnish girl same https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2573759380
>>151276820We'll be lucky to still have one Europe race five years from now, anon.
>>151276823i dont think you can even get a regular model to say penis
>my house was broken into last night and my ps5 was stolenah, i wonder what the consequences will be for them, if any, if they are caught
>>151276849>no burglar bars or grill your own damn fault
>>151276849meme but>lucky it was just the ps5 ladhope you and the family are ok
Reminder that this is the king who raped the 2023 field. 2012 Messi-tier
Youtube just recommended me a new latinx f1 punditthis one is argentinian
Why did Max not look tired compared to Russell after the Singapore G Pee?
>>151276894yeah, i keep telling myself thati only play it like once or twice a year but still, i'm strapped for cash right now and selling it would have been nice... i'm gonna go out and get some new locks and i have to file a police report>>151276884they came in through the garage door
>>151276733>i follow a cute finnish girl why not a fellow spaniard? https://www.twitch.tv/mi_miau/clip/ConcernedProudGarlicPipeHype-awSVYXBEA2r8-wWl?filter=clips&range=30d&sort=time
>>151276972i follow mainly spanish girls, sometimes i even fantasize with having sex with some of them
>>151276900You may not like it but this is what peak driver performance looks like
>>151277024>sometimes i even fantasize with having sex with some of themawww heeellll naaaww
When did F1 become gay? Or has it always been gay? Will it ever stop being gay?
drivers that can grow a beard: alonso, sainz, maybe hulk, and thats it? ocon a bit
>>151277036just today i had a fever dream with a cute catholic girl that i follow and i put a lot of babies inside her and i was a f1 driver
>>151273142Wouldn't the flour inside the sausage remain hard?
>>151276921he's not a bitch
>>151277267based, but fuck your filename man
>>151277281made u look
>>151277292I chose to look
>>151277077try to marry her in ur dreams before the kids part>>151277267>dying apu is a toddler-apu
>>151277314shan't be reading that
>>1512770492014 and then when liberty media took over
>>151277281bald kevin is literally just his father
>>151277364made u not look
>>151277332she is from opus, i think, 11 brothers she has, she wouldnt let me put my penis inside her if we werent married, so she is saved
>>151277390it's so over
>>151277410we're back!
>>151277409>she is from opus, i think,Opus, the band?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNViTir-6bg
>>151277432no, opus dei
>>151276921The cooling west is a satanic tool that saps your life force.
>>151277468Ah, the Spanish Inquisition!
...Yes. He's not French
>>151277426Lulham looks like the Arthur Leclerc to Max's Chuck Leclerc
>>151277426i tried looking up the lap times last week or whenever it happened cause i was curious how lulham did. i'm sure he was way off max but anyone know if he was still very competitive?
>>151277522the German flag suits Max, I feel like he could start some shit, maybe find a solution for a thing or two
>>151277512at first i thought that it was just a spanish thing, but ts global, in the sopranos they talk about it
>>151277281bald stroll looking chadlike
>>151277281ricky needs a gold chain and a wifebeater and he'll be the quintessential italian
>drive faster than your teammate>anon remember how we go racing>get a better pitstop than your teamamte>anon remember how we go racing>teammate trys to over take and crashes into the wall>anon remember how we go racing>and give him the lead postion next race please>teammate crashes into you and ruins your race>anon remember how we go racingSo if PS3man doesn't retaliate in the next few races I think he will personally become a washed up hack.
gn
>>15127771640.7% aren't retarded then.
>>151277716Are they referring to 2004 Schumacher or 2014 Schumacher?
>>151277797the '21/'22 schumacher
>>151277797Mick Schumacher.
>>151277797Ralf Schumacher after July 2024
>>151277281For me? It's bald fucking Stroll
if max was twink goblin like lando people would hate him
>>151277797>New2014 Schumacher. Big tragedy awaits our boy whilst filming those specials for a grand prix like Austin.
>>151273599Red Bull
>>151275461i think the cool-down room should be turned into a quick f1 podcast with the podium-winning drivers answering questions from the crowd.
Got my first Wooting keyboard delivered yesterday (80he).
>>151278211Did you know that Max Verstappen is Dutch*?
>>151278211what's so special about those keyboards?t. using an 8 year old logitech
>>151278222Oh wow>>151278308I'm not a day-in-day-out sweat, but I just like to have the best tools at my disposal when I'm feeling competitive, and Wooting's top low latency, SOCD, and other QoL additions make it just a clear cut above the rest in the keyboard market (not just gaming). I also bought it for programming and Mod Tap (alternating between different keys on one key-hold press) is a top game-changer for me.
That read like an ad
unc using AI to write posts :SKULL: :MOAI: :FIRE:
Everything in life is ad if you *really* really think about it
except for /f1/we are kino and organic
>>151273599>not a single dubsMerc of course
I said gn but didn't go to sleep
can someone quick rundown me on this drama regarding palou/ps3/zac brown / mclarenwhy is it coming to light now
>>151278658zac brown did a poo and it had a quick run down his leg
hmm gimi
>>151272752are those pimple scars
>>151277716Wasn't Lewis already the next Schumi?
>>151278658its all about to be over
LMAO fat brown didn't even want ps3it all makes sense now
>>151278779weird timing desu, especially in context of the last few weeks with ps3
>>151278479ToT
>>151278658zack tells the mexican to sign and hell give him an f1 seatactually has a predeal with ps3mexican signs to get to f1immediately signs ps3tells everyone to pour bleach on their phones
>>151278914Alex isn't Mexican
>>151278940
>>151278658Zak had too much Chutzpah in him>b-but he's not—Learn to recognise neanderthals. Especially the hybrid ones
>>151278779Palou would be humiliating lando
>>151272752>i memed this into existencekek
>>151279171Ok Kalle, go to bed.
>>151279171How will the Max Verstappen of WRC fare against the Max Verstappen of F1? While also competing against the other new Max Vestappens like Linblad and Antonelli
I think I'm gonna have a quick Verstappen wank before going to bed. Gn
>>151279332thats very verstappen of you
>>151279332To what though, it has to be Max related like fapping to car exhausts or tranny hentai.
>lol lando wins deal with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqvKK4-ZrI8its up
>>151280298literally jewish demon energy right here
>>151280298>We are not racing Max, we are racing Oscar
nothing wromg with being a demon lads
why should zak stop now?
demons deserve more respect than the jews
Why is /f1/ so dead?
America next
>>151280298yes please turn this into another 2007 situation
>>151280298>"we love Lando, Oscar can get fucked."I hope Oscar dips from McLaren as soon as possible. Nobody deserves to get cucked like he does, especially as it's clearly not consensual.
>>151281341>Nobody deserves to get cucked like he does, especially as it's clearly not consensual.It's not up to him to decide if he likes it or not.
>>151281205slop season
>>151281419I can't tell if Andrea is actually onboard with Zak or just towing the party line.
>>151281490He's obviously on Norris' side. Has a gay crush on him.
remember that time when the race was so boring that we all started posting goon material? good times
>>151281724
My Phillies again :(
>>151282098faggotdelphia kek!
>>151281724That happens every race.
The timing of all the Palou/McLel/Piastri Details coming out feels a bit too convenient.
yesterday i had a gas station sosij roll and my tummy was upset all dayif only we had greggs around here
>>151282409What details?
>>151281252>tfw no benelli
>>151282409No, all of this could've been settled out of court, but it was pushed until a few days ago.
>>151282760Looked it up.Palou signed on to maybe race for McLaren, but then they signed Piastri.Palou then talked to brown who said he didn't even want Piastri, and that Piastri getting signed didn't impact his chances. So he backed out, and now McLaren wants $20m.Zak Browns response is to say that Palou was never really considered for an f1 seat. >>151282461
Would they be outscoring Gasly and Colapinto?
>>151283078what did (you) mean by this?
>>151283078Right when Piastri is annoyed anyway and starts to choke a bit, he gets proof that his boss doesn't want him.
>>151283078Man, I guess Zak has a type. That type being "mystery swarthoids that aren't actually all that good".
>kwablonso literally hid in his basement for 2 (two) years because he was afraid of pozrris, he only came back in 2021 because he thought he could beat ocon (he got shit on)
>>151281419kek
>>151283293Alonso "retired" cause he is past his prime and no one wanted him.He came back because daddy stroll is paying him a shit load of money to try and keep the team afloat in leu of baby stroll learning how to race.
>>151283078>>151283212How the fuck do you end up with the driver 'you didn't even want' leading the WDC? I swear McLaren are still a backmarker team mentally, they just have a ridiculous car.
>>151283510have you seen the fat fucking retard running the team? ron penis would commit suicide over such a tragedy
>>151283510And that's with the sabotage they've been levying against Piastri. To the point that they're straight up telling him to give Lando more points and to get fucked if he doesn't like it.
>>151283042>Knew a guy that had one>He always mentioned how it was "full auto"Some people don't deserve the things they have.
>>151283846fully manual innit
>>151283215If being a 4 time indy champion and indy 500 winner isn't all that good, I'd like to know what's good.
>>151284017Seethe more, swarthoid.
>>151284017Being a Formula 1 driver.
>>151283846He watched too many news stories trying to make guns extra scary>full semi-automatic
>>151283510Imagine how much money they put into lando this year alone, let alone all the previous years at mclaren. They probably have an entire storehouse filled with lando merch and some crazy ad campaign ready right now. Mclaren has even pushed him to model and do a whole swarm of PR for brands. I think they'll lose a ton of money from these deals alone if ps3 wins the wdc. They probably already have some limited edition road car named after lando they have ready to debate WHEN he wins.
>>151284384Fully semi automatic bolt burst chambered in 45mm FPO made by Kolt Koch
>>151284384>fully semi-automatic muzzle loaded muskets need to be banned
>>151284393>Oscar wins the wdc>they just blank out "Lando norris" and put an iron on of Oscar's face on every shirt and sell that to recoup costs
>>151283510Probably wasn't the plan for Piastri to learn rather quick or for their Golden Boy to turn out to be such a shitter.
>>151284685Would actually buy a shirt if they had to do that.
>>151284685>>151285118>'4' hastily redrawn into an '8' with a differently sized '1' next to it
If Mad Max doesn't win the championship, I'd rather the English homosexual Norris win. Pee ass tree fans are unbearable, always playing the victim and blaming Piastri's poor results on a worldwide Jewish-Masonic conspiracy. Literally, nigger/women behavior.Everyone is responsible for my failures except me.
>>151285226Australians are so whiny, i should know and yesi want lando/max to win
good morning anons
I don't want either of the mclaren weakminds in their cheat car to win, period.
>>151285273>good morning
>Oscar screwed out off title >wants to leave immediately >gets his wish >McLaren is like "Oh no, it's late and our academy only exists in name, now we have to sign someone Lando can actually beat">Fired Tsunoda fails upwards
bros...?
>>151285677good night for you mon
pursuithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6p24bJ8_tM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6p24bJ8_tM>POLICE CHASEPOLICE CHASE>POLICE CHASEPOLICE CHASE>POLICE CHASEPOLICE CHASE>POLICE CHASEPOLICE CHASE
>>151271561>FIA president Mohammed Ben Sulayem looks set to win re-election unopposedlmfao, so despite all the kvetching from the drivers and team bosses they've chosen to do absolutely nothingAre they taking a page out of the EUs book by just ignoring the islam question and hoping it goes away?kwab
>>151285774Imagine if Max retires from F1 to run for FIA president.
>>151285762>>151285768
>>151285768How is this F1 related?
>>151285768https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_nLMvFlQqg>just started playong on the foobar shuffle
>>151271703Total Amazon Death>>151271733kwab>>151272752Wow, he's so white>>151274235Surely this is quali pace no? Yuki was nowhere in both and the McLarens were able to sniff Max's ass the entire duration of the race.
>>151285855I just wanted sainz sr to be the next fia president
>>151285683>McLando manages to build another cheat car>Tusonoda completely demolishes Lando and wins 4 WDC in a row
>>151276833I expected this to be Velcuz>>151277513Just like how Lewis isn't Bri-oh wait.
true close racinng, take note F1
KWAB
zak is FAT
>>151277513>why didnt they call the algerian guy french?
WHEN WE LOSEI AM BLACKWHEN WE WINI AM FRENCH
>>151276793He's an exception
>america next
>>151286829that doesn't seem possible, lads.
>>151286835>in a matter of minutesFlorida man is no mere human
Do you think /f1/ could've fielded a team for the 1989 season? It looks like they were just letting everyone put a car on the grid.
there's another police chase police chase owl anon
>>151287128link fagit
>chp just crashed trying to pit>suspect just crashed >>151287150https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6p24bJ8_tMthis one isnt playing the current chasehttps://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/live/
>>151287326>thing, I don't know why
>>151287382whys this so erotic.. what is it..
when is cheatlaren going to reveal their special livery
>mfw aston denies my bid to buy them
Right it's Friday evening, how many bongs until FP1?
>>151287762set
>>151287762small
>>151287762
>>151287762really like him to have more baku weekends. we need our seventh state little brothers up there too
Who among them will be P1 in terms of securing an F1 seat?
>>151287954neither look gapeable to me
>>151287965grug got gaped
Ferrari 2028>Leclerc left to Mercedes/Aston Martin/McLaren>Hamilton retired>driver pairing is Gasly-Bearman>team principal is Antonello Coletta>new PU is a shitbox and chassis is even worse>no wins, no podiums, not even regular pointsCan Alba save them?
>>151287990Ferrari won't ever win anything again, and no one should drive for them, not even if it means writing history as the "first female F1 driver" or something.
>I'm 17
>>151288009It's the 2020s, she can do both F1 and OF at the same time.
alba larsen pictures = guaranteed erection of my penis
I wish that I was an F1 fan in 2021. I wish that I experienced the Abu Dhabi race of that year.
>>151288009You’ll likely enjoy a 1 month vacation for even jokingly admitting being underage. Just saying
Hebephilia of F1 Academy girls is bad.
alba larsen is a sexy woman who drives racing car just adequately
>>151288074Good enough for me
>>151288074Stopped reading after "woman" and took out my gearstick
>>151287095I wish they'd let more shitter teams onto the grid. I want to see some billionaires pet project crash and burn.Aston floudering doesn't hit the same
>>151288132They are
>>151287795fuck offwe need our faggot state brothers to do worse so we can doohan back
>>151288151More than 1
>>151287095That continued until the mid-90s.
>>151272752SANITARIUMLEAVE ME BE
>>151288151only the saudi backed onesqatar
>>151288132>Aston floudering doesn't hit the sameWhat if Honda fucks up the engines again, wasting the Airbender?
So uh.. how fucked are Redbull
>>151288182Wasting the Airbender, and Alonso vs Honda 2.I'm ready
>>151288190I think people are underestimating Red Bull and Audi for next year and overrating Mercedes and Ferrari
>>151288182I believe in honda
>>151288153sadly douhan hitched his wagon to the alpeen trainwreck and there's no way to salvage that
>>151288190>Ford focusing on the electric systemsOuch.
I don't think Lance Stroll or Fernando Alonso (45 years of age) will be able to handle a Newey rocketIt's going to be like Perez/Lawson/Tsunoda trying to drive the RB20/RB21
>>151288235alonsos old will he break
>>151288236gms
>>151288235>Newey>rocketlol
>>151288245Uhm, Challenger was a thing.
>>151288235Maybe the fact that lolson and tusnoda are the worst drivers on the grid had something to do with it...
>>151288206If it’s an engine formula either Mercedes or Ferrari will have it figured out, most likely Mercedes. However I expect there to be a huge aero loophole basically Brawn GP diffuser tier, and I think that Audi and Cadi have a chance of discovering it since they’ve been pouring over the regulations since their inception.
>>151288255Nah, but newey said that the regulations are very open, so something like that, maybe not as big, could happen, but i dont think audi or caddi would be the lucky ones
>>151288255>aero loopholemy take on f1 is that performance is all about how your tires are working, not about downforce or something
500
indy
>>151288235They're going to be slow enough for a female f1 driver or they're going to slow them down further
>>151288255Pouring over? You mean their rule books are covered in cum? Or did you mean poring over?
>>151288255>think that Audi and Cadi have a chance of discovering it since they’ve been pouring over the regulations since their inception.Cute that you think no other teams have staff dedicated just to that part alone
>>151288300After 2009 all teams have that one autistic Japanese dude who takes every sentence in the rules 100% literally
>>151288319It could be my brain cooking up bullshit, but I swear I read somewhere that one of the team principals or chief engineers of one of the teams studied law on the side just to give themselves an edge at finding and exploiting loopholes in the regs.
>>151288349>>151288319That's why you play for Plan C
>>151288355>Plan B production>Plan C strategyWhat was Plan A?
>>151288391having sex with rebecca ferguson
>>151288395we are checking
>>151288395It was Kerry Condon in the F1 flick, not Rebecca
first outing of the new V8 supercar suprahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwK6nNilqHA
>>151288413WHAT THE HELL
>>151288413>in the F1 flickNo one watched that shit, anon.Might as well have been Hamilton's ugly hag of a mother for all anyone cares.
>>151288429>No one watched7th highest grossing film of the year in the world
>>151288433more than supeyman btw :O
>>151288433All Indians
>>151288433Against what competition, anon?Cinema isn't what it used to be.
>>151288449Actually, F1: The Movie recently moved up to 6th against IP-based blockbusters like Superman (7th), Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning (8th), The Fantastic Four: First Steps (10th) and Thunderbolts (13th).
>>151288416oh what a feeling
>>151288471>Superman (7th), Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning (8th), The Fantastic Four: First Steps (10th) and Thunderbolts (13th).You're trying to tell me people watched any of that trash?
>>151288476>t. Akagündüz the Ardent connoisseur of Til Schweiger comedies and scat porn
>>151288479M8 you just listed 4 piles of goyslop, 2 of which are literally on their 3rd reboot.
>>151288479>Til Schweiger comediesTake back that vile slander! Right now!I do not and will never enjoy those.
>>151288523The Poopeater of Potsdam.
>>151288540He already denied watching the F1 movie, come up with some new material.
leo thread
>>151288586>>151288586>>151288586
>>151288587not this timei'm sorry
>>151288256TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>151288413She looks like Rebecca's uglier and wrinklier long-lost Irish sister
