Tonight's games>Louisiana Tech (4-1) vs Kennesaw State (3-2)>ECU (3-2) vs Tulane (4-1)>Jacksonville State (3-2) vs Sam Houston (0-5)>Southern Miss (3-2) vs Georgia Southern (2-3)previous: >>151246682
>too lame
>Tulane in the red zone?
>>151279026
>>151279069200 octane suicide fuel
>>151279026Laura Rutledge is the queen of college football.
>everyone in the student sections will have sex tonightI really hope I get to die soon.
For me? It’s based Goldy.
>>151279169especially this guy
i like that other coaches saw what bert did and are now doing it themselves lol
>>151279226He has sex with all of them.
>3rd and 9RunThis is retarded for every team except the Detroit lions
>going for it on 4th and 7lol
>>151279215
https://www.louisianasports.net/2025/10/09/lsu-woodside-energy-agree-to-landmark-jersey-patch-sponsorship/top-stories/LSU has officially signed off on a jersey sponsor with big oil company Woodside Energy, the first to get jersey ads in cfb, even before there is a vote for sponsorship ads on jerseys. This will begin in 2026 once approved by ncaaHence this is my final season watching FBS football. I cold turkey cut NHL off entirely as soon as they forced ads on jerseys, and this will be my cutoff for college football too.
>>151279522Very cool story, thanks for sharing
>>151279522I did the same w the NBA. Good for you fuck these kikes.
>>151279522Jesus Christ has the NFL even reached this far into the barrel of monkeys yet?
you're in the red zone? thats cute
>>151279580I mean if they represent corporations and not colleges or communities or traditions why would I watch?If we are watching highly corporate football NFL has far better product, there is no reason to do so
>>151279651Nfl has cities collect taxes for stadiums
>>151279696Nice antisemetic dog whistle
Don’t forget to tip your NIL rep
>>151279706You will pay for the negro felon league and you will like it.
>>151279801Michigan will 100% have pride flags on it
>>151279215You see her at a bar and approach. What’s your opening line?
>>151279801Core is my favorite soda
Poolane out here playing divegrass
lmao
>>151279868I would just apologize for being alive and walk away.
>>151279801>Colon Claw
>>151279801Its ok Reddit got to see their nigbus get paid that is all that matters
>>151279868Hey uhh um ah der ah dahhh
Why does college look like a daycare for adults now on commercials? Maybe it always was but ads used to show people studying instead of breakdancing
>>151279522Hate to tell you anon, but Nike and Adidas branding have been on jerseys since the 1990s.
>>151279801Not enough Arabic on the jerseys.
>>151279026>>>>>>
>>151279868did your tits not want to come out tonight or something?
>>151280039college has been high school 2 for the past 20 years, the commercials just reflect that reality now
>>151280095I can taste her asshoel
lmao run the fake punt again
>>151279026I think it was probably a mistake for the Bearkats to move from FCS to FBS, what do you think?
>>151280195they honestly looked fine until their coach was immediately poached
jumpball joe special
I love FGs
Reztlav is trash
SOAR
So does Clemson go after Venables when Dabo gets fired?
>>151280754Dabo wont get fired unless they miss a bowl game two years in a row.
John Mateer is now listed as probable on the Oklahoma injury report.
>>151281083...hornsisters
>>151281289do you think we can get Arch on the IR?
>>151281346>Arch Manning upgraded to OUT (mentally retarded)
DRAGON FINALLY
>>151281083>3 (likely 4) OL outNot ideal with a running QB whose hand is probably still broken
>>151280754Dabo is NEVER getting fired unless he puts on an absolute shit show like gundy and completely loses all success and/or becomes an enemy to the admin/boosters. This won't happen because he's an excellent recruiter and knows where his dough comes from. Also, I don't really understand the clempus hate storm rn. Dabo a) is an extremely successful coach year-on-year with a better record than most of the retards at the P4 level and is allowed to have a down yearb) his losses this year are to a pretty darn powerful SEC squad and a Georgia Tech team that has been on major upswing with a great coach, a top QB, a clutch kicker, and huge buy in from the administration, neither of which involved Clemson getting rolled over. The it's dabover hot seat meme is 100x more premature than the average /cfb/ poster's ejaculation, their schedule is looking like 8-4 at the worst, I see 9-3 because beamerball is a fucking joke
>>151280068There's a difference between manufacturers' marks and paid advertisements
Mike Gundy
>>151281873and there it is
>>151281873What a disgusting act
>>151281873Too soon
Imagine how comfy it must be to go to a small D1 school. Look at all the empty seats. Literally nothing about these games matters. Just a fun night.
>>151281688NTA, but no they're not. Branded clothing is peak texticular goyslop. Putting branding on uniforms was conceived of the same instinct as these new gay little patches - make a walking advertisement.That was the first step to the eventual hell of sponsors we'll be seeing soon.
>cracker barrel commercialnice try kikes
>>151282033I agree, from a student perspective. I went to UGA and there was practically no social aspect except the same old boys you brought along. I bet people mingle and hang out a lot more at these little schools. Then again, there's nothing like the excitement of seeing a team at the top of their league play a serious game.
>>151281688Nike and Adidas (and UA) pay millions for those marks. There's no difference at all. You're just familiar with it. Like in 2030, you'll be familiar with Safelite patch on Ohio State's jerseys. The funniest is going to be a shitter school who can't secure a season long sponsor and have like Chang's Downtown Rub & Tug on there one week and Valvoline the next week when they're on a national televised game.
>>151282054I agree with that. I can stomach maker marks even though I hate them, though. Paid for ads are a step too far.
lmfao tulane
>>15128224390% of D1-A teams are major universities, they won't struggle getting some major regional brand at a minimum
Tulane should be up 31-7 with the ball kek
Is East Carolina a new state? How much land did NC and SC cede to create this?
>mfw the DraftKings Alabama Crimson Tide defeat the Coca-Cola Georgia Bulldogs in the Chik-fil-A Peach Bowl played in the beautiful Mercedes-Benz Stadium with commentary brought to you by Emirates Airlines and a special YouTube live streaming event provided by Manscaped
>poolane
UNT sold out their stadium for the first time ever
>>151282427East Carolina was made a state at the same time as Kennesaw and Kent
>>151282449nice
>>151282264>What was the resisted novelty of yesterday is today one of the accepted principles of conservatism; it is now conservative only in affecting to resist the next innovation, which will tomorrow be forced upon its timidity, and will be succeeded by some third revolution to be denounced and adopted in its turn.>American conservatism is merely the shadow that follows Radicalism as it moves towards perdition. It remains behind it, but never retards it, and always advances near its leader.
>>151282427"North" Carolina is East Carolina, and then Tennessee is West CarolinaHistorical charters make this truth clear
I partied in Greenville, NC one night. Way back. The college bar area smelled of stale beer and piss. There was (is?) a place called Dr. Unks (DrUnks, get it?) that my friend thought was the funniest shit in the world. Nigga is easily entertained.
>>151282435AND A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED
>>151282552what happens here?
AHAHAHHAHAHA
Could East Carolina beat North Carolina?
>>151282552From about Crossville, TN to Hickory, NC would be a pretty bad ass state.
>>151282549interesting if true
>POOLANE
>>151280095How is it possible for someone to have an ass crack and hole that pink and pristine?
>loserana teknikGetting fucking blown out
>46 yard field goal madewtf i'm a pirate now??
Poolane has been eliminated from the playoffs
>>151282626It would be a close game.
>>151282667She never poops.
>>151282598Nothing. The bend is almost entirely enclosed to the north by the Okefenokee. It's just pine flats, alligators, and klansmen. Probably a lot of Mexicans nowadays too, Georgia is becoming little Guadalajara.
College Football is more violent game than the NFL. By far. That chick in the Emirates commercial is so hot.
Alright tulane you have 4 downs to get 4 yards...how will you fuck this up?
I want Penelope Cruz to rape me on an airplane.
>>151282789Spike it on 4th down
>>151282769It's a river. That makes sense.
And with that Tulane's playoff hopes dissipate.
>>151282837Close enough holy shit lmao
Tulane relegated to D2 when??
>>151282787>you board your flight and she's in your seatwhat do?
nooo, go for it!!!
It's happening
>>151283119https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY
>>151283119Not so fast
>>151283119UPDATE:
>poorates
ECU has one of the funniest college football happenings of all time>In 1987, East Carolina went into Raleigh and beat NC State 32–14 at Carter–Finley Stadium. When the game ended, around 2,000 ECU fans poured onto the field to celebrate. The crowd broke through a fence in the south end zone and pulled down both goalposts. Reports from the time said about 35 people were injured, and even a campus police officer was assaulted during the chaos.>The damage was estimated at roughly $7,200, and NC State’s athletic director, Jim Valvano, was furious. He immediately canceled any future games with ECU, saying the Pirates wouldn’t be welcome back to Carter–Finley. The two schools didn’t meet again for several years because of that night.>Videohttps://www.wralsportsfan.com/rs/video/1073843/
>>151282995Tell her to move bc my better looking wife is supposed to sit there
>>151283232based?
>>151283232>tearing down your opponent's goalposts
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>151283266>Visiting fans ripping down the home team's goal posts after a W
tulane still hasnt converted a single 3rd down tonight
Who plays in the inaugural bowl? My vote is texASS vs Pedo state.
>>151282054Brandless clothing is usually walmart tier. Literally. Walmart clothing tends to be brandless. It's almost necessary to have a brand just to show you're not poor. Almost but not quite. J. Crew for instance doesn't have brands on most of their stuff. But Polo, Lacoste, Brooks Brothers, etc. do.
Jacksonville state quarterback just scrambled a good 3 yards past the line of scrimmage before throwing it
>>151283389Branded clothing is anti-status now that negroes wear Gucci and Louis Vitton.
>>151283418>white qbs
>>151283232NC State has way cooler helmets in 87 dayum. When they put the gay little wolf on the helmets it makes me sick. Detail does not belong on a football helmet
>>151283418And now Sam Houston's pass got broken up by the umpire
Anyone interested in going on a cruise? Lot of ads for cruises
>>151283542>Detail does not belong on a football helmetAgreed
>>151283389>Brandless clothing is usually walmart tier.My most expensive t-shirts have logos you can't even see. They're the same color as the shirt in weird ass places and tiny.
>>151283672Nah I don't go cruising, I'm not a fag
>>151283636did he get pelted with the ball?
>>151279983Very on brand desu
>>151283389>he pays $50 for a t-shirt
>Zycarl Lewis
>>151282667Redheads are specialthat way
“Oy vey, where can a mensch get a good lox bagel around here?”- P. Retzlaff after arriving in New Orleans
>>151283389 >It's almost necessary to have a brand just to show you're not poorthe negrofication of America and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. Buying cheap chinkshit with a logo to flex on other upper middle class dads with 300 grand in household debt at Costco, listen to yourself.Try to find a picture of Bezos or Musk in a manufacturer branded polo, it will take a while.
>>151283389Expensive clothing and shoes are what poor people think rich people use to signal status. Have you always been poor and/or black?
>>151283809Paid $60 per for a closet full of vouri and lululemon shirts. Lasts and fits great. Clothing is the one thing in my life I don't buy shit ass or even mid quality. My vice I guess. But I drive an old ass truck, so it all evens out.
>>151283867If she doesn't have freckles on her ass she's not a real redhead
>>151282731That's a shame
>>151283772No, the receiver had his hands on it and ran into the officialSolid defensive play
>>151283939Sir this is a college football thread. Plenty of divegrass threads for homosexual folks
>>151283923There’s a difference in how prominent the logo is. Only blacks tend to wear the polos with the gigantic ponies on them. Regular rich whites wear the normal small pony polos.
>>151283955It's strange that girls developed buttholes but not colons.
>>151283997
>>151283939Paying $60 for a shirt that can't be worn to church is peak /fa/ggot behavior
>>151283997The advertisement in the background is for a lawyer. kek.
>>151283923Have you never been to a walmart? Unless all these obese browns are millionaires it’s not where rich people get their clothes.
>>151283939Put on some Hanes you queer
>>151284016>>151284100I said the same thing when I was poor. You'll get there one day boys. Just buy one and try it on. If you don't like it, you can send it back for a full refund. Just try it.
>>151284243I just bought a 3 pack of underwear for $10 and feel like I've been ripped off.
Should have let him score
pirate bros...
Based tulane covering the spread.
>flashing the lights when you're kicking
east carolinASS
Look at that Tulane got their shit together.
>>151284524Not if you ask their coach lmao
What should I watch now?
>>151284758Jacksonville State-Sam Houston is a one-score game with 5 to play
>>151284814>james blunt commercial
>>151283389Comfort colors are great though
>>151284890Whoa...
>holds the ball
>>151284758Tell your wife Tulane beat ECU and watch the love drain from her eyes.
>>151284974>your wifeI'm 33 years old and have never had a girlfriend.
>>151285004>33 nice try
>>151285017what, the masons thing?
>>151285004My wife is currently clearing her puke out of the sink if you’re wondering how married life is
>>151284649Yeah, he's going to rip them a new asshole when they get back.
>>151285062Oh no she's pregnant again and you get to have another child boo hoo
jACKsonville
>>151285083She has cancer and her meds make her sick
>>151284100Anything can be worn to church in the midwest. I saw tshirts and cargo shorts there with dad new balance shoes.
Eat ‘em up, Kats
>>151285157Why aren't you cleaning the sink?
>>151284893Only if you’re /fit/. Otherwise your arms will be lost in those giant sleeves.
>>151285164My buddy wore a button down shirt and tie to a Wisconsin wedding and they nicknamed him “Big City”
>>151285198
>>151285178Oh sweetie this is the least of it
>>151285225Well I hope she makes it.
>>151285219kek
>>151285253Thanks bro
>>151283337your gaping asshole bloody and raped beyond all recognition
>cooms
>>151285164grim
FUCK YOU NINJA
college kickers status?
>>151285171Fuck!
>>151279868>do you have a boyfriend?>no>you're in luck, miss, now you do>yes>well you look like the kind of gal who could use two
>>151285467single forever
another close game
>>151285467Blow for sure >t.
>>151278565retzlaff more like let's laffwhat the fuck is a tulane anyway
>>151285198>>151285164What’s their fucking problem?
>>151283389Walmart store brand uses a fake polo logo though.
>>151285467Honestly I’m down with step dad, single forever or fat girls. I don’t want to pass on my autism to my kids and getting to select whatever kids I have sounds nice. Freedom of being single is self explanatory. And a lot of fat girls have great body shapes. Not all but many.Don’t like blow and wouldn’t want a hooker though.
>>151285721That's not Walmart's store brand. Also what am I supposed to watch now?
>>151285721Embarrassing for US Polo Assn. They weren’t always at Walmart,
>>151285467For me it's 20 year olds with daddy issues
>>151285773They were always a knockoff of Ralph Lauren for mexicans
>>151285773It's an upgrade for them since they usually just go straight to Marshall's or TJMaxx as out of season liquidations.
>>151285813imagine wearing clothing named after a dudea dude that's probably GAY
>>151279868You are so fucking hot, I was literally rubbing my dick through my pants looking at you.
>>151285813How did they even get away with it?>>151285814Liquidated from what? I think I’ve only seen them at TJ Maxx.
>>151279868I wouldn't say a single word to her. I'd listen to what she has to say, and that's what no one did.
>>151285896From their own warehouses I presume. They have their own retail website. https://uspoloassn.com/ Imagine working for the US Polo Assn website and getting 0 orders on a daily basis.
>>151285157this post will cure her (check em)...but not arch manning
>>151284082lmfao
>>151283940What about between her tits
>>151286256how is may marmalade real
>>151286280She was literally divinely crafted to give people ginger fetishes
>>151285219I only wear horsey shirts. Helps me blend in, nobody pays attention to the guy in the horsey shirt.
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Coach Primate
>>151286823Brandless polos would accomplish this better. No one thinks “hey I wear that brand of clothing too and therefore have something in common with that person”.
>>151286838point shaving will heal the sport
>>151286890Probably, but they're more expensive.>how are they more expensiveAround these parts there's big sales after Christmas and at the start of every new school year (august). 80%-90% off a horsey shirt is pretty good.
For those /cbb/fags, Sister Jean passed away.
>>151287112
>>151287112106 years is a pretty long time. It's a miracle she survived past the pandemic.
>>151287112If only the remainder of papists would follow suit.
>>151282667>>151286256I need my face buried in every single inch of her anatomy this instant At the same time
bros I'm bummed. Saturday is a huge day for college football but I have to go to a wedding
>>151281672Dabo reached out to Auburn the last time they had an opening. That's a pretty significant sign that he's getting unhappy where he's at. The school is unlikely to fire him any time soon, unless, like you mentioned, things go into a total meltdown. But if he's feeling unappreciated for what he's accomplished, he could go elsewhere. The coaching carousel is going to be big this year so if Clempus wants to keep him around, this is a bad time for the fans and boosters to be screaming at him.
>>151282449Unironically this is the only HUGE game this weekWho wins the American will join the playoff
>>151288927>The coaching carousel is going to be big this yearI don't know about that, people going on about Florida, LSU, Penn State, maybe USC. But I don't see it. Florida most likely is moving on from Napier, but I just don't see any other big jobs opening.
>>151288948That should be a good one. Theres also several ranked 4-1 teams (Alabama, Georgia, Michigan, LSU, Tennessee, Iowa State, Arizona State) playing on Saturday that could be potentially knocked out of playoff contention if they were to lose
>>151283389>necessary to have a brand just to show you're not poor. People in your social circle know if you're poor or not, so you're only signaling to strangers. That begs the question of why you want strangers to think you're not poor? Why do you care about the opinions of people you don't even know? Why make yourself a target? >well, er, um, I'm an important sales drone doing important sales to blah blah blahWear business attire when doing business. We're talking casualwear here.
>>151283760Emma is the only reason to go on a cruise. >>151283672The pandemic broke people's habits and now the stupid businesses in leisure and travel are paying the price for going along with the panic. Las Vegas and many other vacation destinations are suffering from breaking people's habits and then trying to take an easy way out by advertising to low time preference demographic groups who provide low margins and drive off the few valuable customers who wanted to return to their old vacation habits.
>>151286838Making it possible for players/coaches to profit from losing is death to any sport.
>>151283882Bagels have long been available in New Orleans. >>151284243>I said the same thing when I was poor.You still have the mentality of a poor person.
>>151286838somewhere in the world, Joey Galloway and SVP are furiously masturbating to the thought
>>151288950Unless Freeze pulls off a miracle, which he won't, he is gone at Auburn. Keep in mind that any program that snags another program's coach creates an opening at the poached program. This creates a domino effect until enough coordinators and assistants are promoted upwards to fill the empty spots. Not all of the programs you listed will have a coaching turnover, regardless of what the fans want, but there's still plenty of churn coming.
>>151289157It's only for betting on pro games. Betting on college games would still be prohibited. Still, not a great direction for the sport to be moving in. Really hate to see some of the players, who are young and inexperienced (and in some cases, not very intelligent), end up making millions in NIL but losing it all gambling. For players not good enough to go pro, NIL is a chance to start life on a good foot.
>>151289151Is this why cruise ships have become “ethnically enriched” now?
>>151289273Sportsbooks apps are a fucking scourge. It was fine when everything was restricted to the confines of a casino, because that required time and energy taken to actually physically go somewhere but being able to put next month's rent on a Stanford/Army/Wazzu parlay with four button taps on a phone is disgusting. and the people who promote them (especially those who promote parlays) are equally disgusting.
the real reason beli joined UNC was to prowl the campus and gape 19-20 years old coeds with reckless abandon
>my gf accepted a follow request from a Georgia lineman
>>151289551holy based bill
>>151289681time to sit in the cuck chair and watch your gf get piped by a hulking beast of a man. grim.
>>151289681challenge him to a race to the local Bojangles
ACK
>>151289681How do you know this? Did she tell you? Do you watch her page? Are you going to confront her about it?
>>151289792Instagram recommends accounts to follow, and sometimes shows what your connection to them is. In this case, instagram recommended I follow him because he follows by gf. And I checked and he had just recently followed her.
>>151289551Ed approves.
It's clear Belichick has dementia at this point.
RIP KINGGOT EVERY PICK RIGHT AND RODE IN THE WIND
sark is gonna be readyarch is gonna shock every shit talker in the worldthe only game that matters and hes going to show the fuck upgooners get fucked and die
>>151289812Do you trust her?
>>151289899he shouldn't. yjk she is absolutely soaking wet at the prospect of getting piped by a potential sports star (who probably has an enormous cock, to boot)
What game are you most excited for that doesn’t involve your team? For me, it’s 11am Mizzou
>>151279026Young pussy is like going full retard. Yes, obviously we all want to date younger women, but you don’t go 40 fucking years younger. If you’re 73 you find a nice woman maybe in her early 50s. That’s a win. People are jealous but it’s not weird. Bill is too autistic to realize this.
>>151290154Indiana Oregon
>>15129019273 year old men don’t want 50 year old women. They’ll take them if the choice is that or a woman their own age. But men of every age want the college girls. Except maybe the redditors
>>151281672it happens to them all, pride goeth before the fall. dabo is in that vortex. he is living off the past accomplishments and trying to coast. does clemson not have a billionaire backer like oklahoma state and texas tech?
>>151283672no thanks
>"We Comin">"We Here"which one should I get?
>>151290717You're mom has no problem doing those at the same time with me
>>151290746fuck off racist, you're not welcome here
>>151290755lmao kys fag
>>151289859Sure they are
>>151289681yeah but which Georgia? UGA, Tech, State or Southern?
>>151290746Your post wasn't composed in proper English. I suppose you demonstrated your own point
>>151289859Mateer is playing.Texas is dead.
>>151291101Mateer is dead.Texas is playing.
>>151290634>One white mom ushering her white child quickly awayHope it was fun spending thousands to stay in a closet sized room for a week for your own safety
>>151288927troon
>>151286902Where the fuck are you finding polo ralpha laurens for 90% off, besides a plato’s closet?
>>151291146Dillard's morbidly obese and tall section (I'm a large-tall). Check the clearance section, it'll be something like "take an additional whatever percent off" and it sometimes winds up at 90%. I bought some shirts that retail for like 109.99 for 20 bucks, but I have sometimes gotten out of there for 14.99 and 9.99. Might be the weird shit nobody wanted, but people say I dress nice if they deign to engage with me.
>>151290717"Which retard decided that including quotation marks was a good idea?"
>>151291358cope chuddie, it's selling like hotcakes
>>151291375based coach money laundering
>>151291080Caucasian nation
>>151289859Holy shit Arch is unstoppable. Texas is so fucking back.
>>151289859The slayers of Sam Houston
>>151284082the way he chucks the ball makes me laugh every time
>>151290192Another anon addicted to external validation. If you're in your 70s and some hot young chick wants to ride your wrinkly old body, why the fuck should anyone else have a say in that? Ok, people might laugh at you. So what? You're in your 70s and still pulling prime tail.
>>151291082yes it was
>>151289025>Theres also several ranked 4-1 teams (Alabama, Georgia, Michigan, LSU, Tennessee, Iowa State, Arizona State) playing on Saturday that could be potentially knocked out of playoff contention if they were to loseIowa State, Arizona State yes probably. Alabama, Georgia, LSU, Michigan, Tenneessee are all easily still alive with 2 losses. Alabama almost made the playoff last year with 3 losses. Alabama has zero SEC losses right now, a loss to Mizzou would put them still above Georgia for the SEC championship because of the tiebreaker. Anyway, this isn't the CFP of like 5 years ago, especially this year there's likely at least 1 3 loss team making the playoff with how things are shaking out.
>>151291297thisonly buy clothes after christmas and in august
>>151290746I bet grabbing a beer and watching football with the bros was awesome prior to the federal government using the national guard to force racial integration.
>>151292102You either went to the game or listened on radio for 95% of games
>>151289025There's going to be a couple 9-3 at-large teams this year.
>"""midwestern""" conference adds schools in Maryland and New Jersey>then California>then Washington and Oregon>sells their media rights to 4 different media companies>now makes the most money per school in all of college sports>conference joins private equity firm to get even more money>chooses the California Pension Investment Fund, which is currently underfunded by $300,000,000,000>they do all this while bitching and moaning and blaming the SEC for 20 yearsMINDRAPED by the superior SECMINDRAPED into killing any identity your conference had
>>151291808>"grim" is a sentence fragment>no punctuation >improper capitalizationLol
Top Ten SEC Expansion Candidates10. App State9. UCF8. North Dukolina7. Virginia6. Houston5. Oklahoma State4. NC State3. Florida State2. Clempus1. Virginia Techhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD42FvY2KYQKeep in mind this guy is a YouTube comedian.
>>151279026Turns out the Belichick documentary is still in production, Hulu only dropped out because they wouldn't cede editorial controlImagine how psychotic this chode's little whore is to make Hulu back off
>>151293840she is the undisputed queen of /cfb/ now no?
I just put 5 thousand dollars on Texas because Oklahoma(-1.5) is too fucking obvious. Any time a bet is too obvious it means its a goy trap.
>>151290634SS Primate
>>151293840They should transfer the production to Vixen and just make it a sex tape.
>>151290634Nightmare level shit
>o/u for USF vs North Texas is 68.5Gallowaybros, it’s gonna be so over
>>151284268Are you Jewish?
>>151294371No I'm just old enough to remember the dollar menu.
>>151294403I'm old enough to remember when McDonalds sold 25 cent hamburgers on Tuesdays. Think is was like the early 90s or so. Cheeseburgers were 35 cents I believe.
>>151294455my ancestor...
>>151293865the goy traps are baked into the betting odds5% house edge is rather common in sports betting
Big Ten EnterprisesBig Ten EnterprisesBig Ten EnterprisesBig Ten Enterprises
>>151282435Cane's status?
>>151294801raised?
North Texas vs South Florida, who wins?and then unironically the swamp of college station plays the swamp of Gainsville
>>151294814I want to see North, South, and East Carolina play. Either a round robin tournament or somehow all three teams on the field at once.
>>151294833for me, it's the annual North Dakota vs South Dakota FCS championship game
>bama -5 (+125)free money lads
>>151294872I'm not a degenerate
>>151290634Pool Closed due to AIDS
>>151294872this but mizzou +3.5
>>151295084can you explain the Darth Mizzou meme?
>>151295062AIDS is open due to the pool
>>151294367
>>151294455You have to be extra old to remember pic related.
>>151294455I remember when a cheeseburger was 98 cents and a double cheeseburger was a dollar. Round about 2002.
>>151295010you clutch pearls like a post menopausal woman
>>151295151boo at me, I've seen what makes you cheer
>>151295150Hey if you eat 50 single cheeseburgers the next double cheeseburger is free.
>>151295169>I've seen what makes you cheerI want casinos to invest in cfb NIL funds. It's an easy way to get the money lost by gambling addicted retards back into something I enjoy. I envision a future where oil money teams are trampled into the dirt by casino money teams.
UNT -1.5FRESNO/CSU under 47.5
Why don't more neutral site games have the 50/50 fan split on the 50 yard line from the red river shootout?
Harvard's about to demolish Cornell
>>151295562no soul
>>151295577What kind of nerd shit matchup is this?
>goes to cornell>fumbles the ballaren't you supposed to have to be smart to go there??
>>151289859Arch was so real for this
>>151295577you joke, but those Ivy League games can be intense>>151295588Don't knock it til you watch some of their rivalry games. I think it was the 2014 or 2015 Harvard-Dartmouth game that had like 2 or 3 lead changes, a blocked field goal, and maybe a safety iirc all in the 4th quarter. I watched the entire thing on my shitty android phone on whatever fuck awful streaming app nbc had at the time.
>>151295612allegedly
>>151295612he came to play SCHOOL why the fuck would he learn how to carry a FOOTBALL
>>151295666satan isn't wrong
>>151295671>mfw some mfer comes to play school
>>151295671Why don't they play with a textbook instead then?
There is no beef like Ivy League beef. Your great great grandfather was the leading rusher on a national championship winning team. Your great grandfather led the conference in tackling. Your grandfather coached the team. Your father was the QB. You now have the chance to murder a man on the field and then have your uncle shamelessly defend you in court for doing so. And you'll get off with a plea deal. Can other schools say as much? No, they cannot.
>>151295666>climate injusticeyou think they feel dumb now?
>>151295687Cardale Jones has an IQ about 111. Not bad.
>>151295756Why would they feel dumb? Climate injustice is just bitching about island people getting fucked over by climate change, and that's why they're poor. As long as the island people remain poor, they will feel vindicated in blaming climate change.
>>151295782Which of the heckin island nations have been submerged by rising sea levels?
>ivy league punters
>>151295803Those submerged nations haven't existed in a quarter century. They've been forgotten by history. It is a genuine tragedy. They were better than us and we failed them.
>>151294872>>151295084Mizzou is the Penn State of the SEC. They're always ranked fairly high for a while (usually in the 10-15 range), then they go up against a 'real' elite team and get absolutely booty blasted. Alabama feels like a good pick here, their defense has been better against the run and I think their offense will have a bounce back week against Mizzou's pretty piss poor secondary and overly aggressive defense. Mizzou tends to blitz heavily and we saw Georgia try that for a while, but Ty Simpson gets the ball out too quick for that to be effective.
lets go cunt fart
>>151295879>Mizzou is the Penn State of the SECchild rape?
>>151295931kek no, I mean they beat the teams they're supposed to beat but lose against teams they're supposed to lose to.
>>151295931no, poop swastikas
how do you drop that one?
>>151295954me on the right
>>151295952can't believe the most racist school in the SEC managed to cover this up
FOOMBLE
I think there are more fans at the Ole Miss girl's volleyball game than the Harvard football game.
>brown (surname) qbs
my reffies :)
>swampassachusetts
SHIT games tonight
>>151295986Maybe Harvard should consider booty shorts
MEANGREEN
Wait is north texas actually a legit playoff team?
Drew Mestemaker > Arch Manning >>151296118you better believe it buddy
>>151296118more legit than texas for sure
>>151296118No, but this is the future expansion tards want
>>151296153Name your 12 teams rn
>>151296118They're "legit" in the sense of "the G5 needs to send a team to the playoffs and North Texas has a good chance to be that team". The instant they face a team like Mizzou or Indiana they're gonna get disintegrated.
Brown is like 6'6" 250. He can just push past everyone.
LMFAO
Bullsisters...they did it again
>South Fumble University
>>151296118looks like they randomly stumbled into a beast qb who happened to get matt cassel'd in high school. i think he has a better arm than anyone currently rostered by my nfl team
USF QB is shitting himself
>usfumble
he just straight up dropped the hand off
>south fumble
>>151296190Who ever decided to hand out the participation trophy spot to the G5 should have their fucking ass kicked.
USF vs holding onto the ball
>>151296260Shut the fuck up lee corso. You're probably still seething about cincy
wew nice catch
>>151296260It was decided in the heat of the "oh wow these g5 teams aren't too bad now that they have covid year seniors" fever.
Did Arch just transfer from texASS to north texASS?
TURNOVER BOWL
>messymaker
Looks like he just MEST up that pass.
>>151296325
Anyone have a webm of mestermaker getting on all 4's to trip the int return guy kek
ONE MORE DAY
So this dude will be at like SMU, Texas A&M or some shit like that next year?
>>151296260Infinitely better idea then just handing 4 playoff spots to the SEC/B1G regardless of record like is often suggested.
>>151296367Which one?
>>151296367which one? Mestemaker?
>>151296367OU probably if Mateer goes pro
>>151296349
So you're saying the Byrum Brown is the master of the gym?
>>151296379>>151296381Which one do you think I'm talking about you dinguses? The South Florida QB isn't leveling up to anywhere.
Overbros, we got this shit
>>151296397
>>151296434Usf qb might make a good wr
>Brown QBs
>>151296485RACIST MUCH, CHUD?
>>151296355OU is losing to Texas.
You know I like my chicken fried
AND THEY KEEP ON COMIN
Lmao wtf is USF doing
Brown the turnover machine
Spaghetti-fest
>>151296504it feels unnatural to read such foul and malicious incantations
Goddamn, North Texas is legit
how did florida lose to this retard at qb?
>>151296542Billy Napier's offense is even more retarded.
>>151296542winning football games is hard
Ok reffies stepping in now
wait, is North Texas legit? I thought they were a meme FCS school
>ivy league kickers
>>151296542napier is a bad coach
>>151296593nvm
>>151296612K I N O INO
>>151296542S
>>151296612>Now you're sweaty and sticky
>college had a half daybased 13th graders
>Hes a big guy, for us
>college admin encouraging tailgating at untSo many faggots lefty admins have destroyed tailgate at various schools
holy shit, get that screaming girl away from the field mic lol
>>151296693>Scheduling any classes on fridayWho does this?
>last name>NimrodWho convinced his slave ancestors this was a good idea?
>>151296712Yeah between two teams in the SWC and the Big-8...
>>151296712Yeah back in the day
>receivers named Jeramiah
>>151296657Ref bros... not like this
>>151296504Arch sucks and sober Sark really sucksits already over
>>151296748I did but I was/am a complete loser. There was a food truck parked outside of that class building that had a Friday only slop special so I brought that to class as a little treat.
>>151296829texass defense is going to kill Mateerit'll be a pyrrhic victory
>>151296830First semester i had an intro to soc 8am as did my roommate. You had to sign in the sheet. After 3 weeks we just alternated which one went in. Once I signed the sheet Id just walk out.
Didn't I already see North Florida beat South Texas?
>>151296896no such school
Reffies are in control
Holy riggi
it's our game now
what did they say that they had to mute the broadcast?
>>151296957He called him a nigra
>>151296957Who's the most famous austrian painter
>>151296975Noah?
>>151296892I did a 7 AM one semester. The only thing I learned there was that I am confirmed for not a morning person.
>>151296829ill be at the gamemy sooners :)
>>151296957Gave a description of how a metzitzah b'peh is performed
>>151296997I am very jealous. I keep telling my Dad we gotta go. Maybe next year.
>>151296957"We must secure the existence of our program and a future for wide receivers"
My Mean Greenies :)
>>151297039it's really fun but so are games in Norman
What a play lol
>>151296997sold my tickets because I have to attend a conference, made a mint
Could North Texas beat Texas?
>>151297045why are they mean?
>>151297069Many ARE asking...
>>151297068yeah its ~$500 for decent seatsfucking annoying
>>151297025Generational trauma from this explains a lot
>>151296814
>>151296260It's to keep the G5 from filing an anti-trust lawsuit against the P4. It's also why they were given a NY6 slot that often ends up with their team getting slaughtered. It's basically a bribe to not drag everyone into court.
Bullsbros it was fun while it lasted
>>151297069Texas power rankingsFaggiesTacosFrogsMean greensBaylorHoustonTexassRiceUtsaTexas stateUtepSam pooston
>>151297174
>>151297174where's Tarleton?
>>151297114G5 should just have their own playoff. In no world is a G5 team ever winning games against 3 back to back top 10 teams. There is zero chance for a G5 program to ever win a natty in modern day college football.
>>151296772It's the name of a king in the book of Genesis. He is said to have been the first human to be a "mighty man".
>>151296748>scheduled classes on Friday>just didn't go
bad throw
>norf texASS
kek nice arm punt dude
damn thanks for the WNBA score update ESPN
>>151297272They want the big money that comes from being in those games. They know they won't win a natty, they want the cash.
>usf clock management
>meanies
What the fuck is this game
Lmao based Friday night spaghetti game
the quality of play here just really isn't very good now is it
lol this fuckin game
linetogainchainbros....
one more turnover b4 the half please
>>151290717Lol the shadeur browns jersey next to "we here"
>>151297435ACK
>>151297272I mean they have never had much of a chance. A non-power conference team has only won a natty twice.
>>151297461FOOOOOMBLE
Both these teams look playoff worthy to me
Amazing coaching
this clock management from usf is brutal lol
>>151297461you'd think they'd put a little retaining screw in the foot
wew
>>151297174Tacos beat faggies
>>151297487Apologize
Guess it paid off
fucking no ones at this game. also Jesus fucking Christ can Rutgers please get a fucking Big 10 win.
>>151293510>YouTube comedianall youtubers are comedians even if they don't know it
girl's volleyball halftime show
>buttgers
Washington is running all over buttgers, this is over...
>he's a perfect 5 for 5 on the seasonThis nigga has money on Rutgers and the under.
>yнивepcитeтcкиe кикepы
what a gross kick
>>151297737лoл
>>151297743ugh i cant look
>>151297798penix in the box
big day of shitposting tomorrowfor sleep is now
new>>151297919>>151297919>>151297919
>>151279744Fuck off Finebaum you limp wristed bald headed old fag
