Tim Elliott fight week
Merle live reaction to poohand win leaked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Upt28j-VUes
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>151281477BRUTAL early stoppage TKO
>>151281304
>>151281570CHAMA
eat it coon
Many mengMany many manyMany meng50-45 on me
if I was Ank I would have simply started swangin and bangin and gone out on my shield
Oh man would you look at that Herb Dean gave Alex another early stoppage TKO who could have seen this coming
>>151281648I would have remained calm and used my superior technique
>>151281477The Zuck approves yay!!
Alex "Pereira" Jones
>>151281477Decapitated that inbred
Fight 1: Alex is visibly terrified of Ankalaev and shits the bed, claims to have been compromised before the fightFight 2: Ankalaev is visibly terrified of Alex and shits the bed, claims to have been compromised before the fightFight 3: ???
>>151281792Jones sleems Periredit with a sick ass kick
lil ank curled up like a bitch
>>151281792This is like the second Israel/Alex fight where the UFC is invested in ending the rivalry immediately so a rubber match will not happen.
>>151281915tactical shelling too bad the crook herb dean stopped the fight early
>>151281915it's called Smiff guard, Ank should have been granted at least 20 more seconds
>>151281477This stoppage was early, they should have allowed Poatan to continue dropping 12-6 elbows until Magomed's inbred skull until he stopped breathing.
This little piggy is so mad he can't even speak correctly.
oh boy I sure hate big asian tits is someone were to post some I'd get real revved
>>151282042I think your mistaken good sir. I believe "Smiff Guard" is when you sit on your butt holding onto your opponent with your legs out after you just rolled over from "Childs Pose". I know they are very similar.
cherokee blend
>>151281477Ank rib breaks at 0:13
CHAMAAAAA
Last post for the nightGn Ganegods and see you in the astral plane shortly for our usual meeting
>>>/wsg/5994004
>>151282964KWAB
Titanium Ribcage
>>151282964reminder that joe gaslit schaub into retiring because he was jealous of his success and joe was also a massive pride slurper and never forgave schaub for heeming cro cawlp
>>151283136Chael said that version of schaub would have given Cain his toughest fight. Apparently he had started going to a new boxing gym and trainer wrestling and boxing 2x per day every day.
>>151283206I trust Chael like I trust the pope.
>>151283243Chael was training with heavyweights at the time to prepare for his fight with Fedor
realize ur a bitchrealize ur the heemed
>>151283294Only adding to the voracity
There's still time.
>heems > winsbased garcia
>>151283310What do you think the word voracious means?
>>151283688I don't know your mom's calendar said it
>>151283756>I don't knowYeah thats what I'd figured.
>38
>>151283916mfw
>>151283916The number of unanswered strikes landed to Magomed before the stoppage?
>>151283206Apparently Schaub also worked with Machida for the Rockhold fight. His new boxing and head coach Tony Jeffries was a YouTuber but apparently that guy was good a teaching fundamentals, which Schaub could have needed.
>>151284149First im hearing of this thanks for sharing HH
how good is Dovletdzhan Yagshimuradov
>>151283916Glover won the title at 42, so Alex has, at the very least, 4 more years of title defenses in him.
>>151284682This sounds like a real name to me
How good is Dr. Doofenshmirtz?
they called us latch kidz
>>151284192The gap between the Browne fight and the actual retirement is a often forgotten time in the Schaubverse.
>>151285078it took a long time for joe and brine to break him
I got bullied once and what it did was turn me into where if somebody tries to bully me I'll show up at your fucking house.
>>151285303made you a little weirdo of a ting
ankalaev spoke with the prophet muhammed and basically got told he was going to hell
WE DID IT! WE DID IT PEREDDIT!! CHAMA WON!! UMA DELICIA OLODUM ACAI!! BREAK OUT THE RED FACEPAINT PANTIES!!!
brazza bros...we lost...break out the kvass..
>>151285303was so nice seeing that jew get put in his place saying bs like that
>>151285701
I wrote this pasta:"Every single discussion on /heem/:>look at this disgusting waifu I'm obssessed with>that fighter? can with zero good wins>I hate minorities>SchaubThat's this whole general."It's my proudest /heem/ accomplishment.
>>151285766they were wet after this althougbeit i fear
farts
>>151285808I invented heeming everyone here. There's levels, kid.
poops
it was all a heemused to boy alistair overeembryan callen and brandon schaub up in the limousine
>>151281477He wasn’t unconscious but he wasn’t showing any desire to get off the ground for a good 20 seconds, so fair stoppage
Total chamination
>>151285812this guy fears wet pussy lmao FAG
https://youtu.be/Rc7TQ55LRMA?si=4juRknWdDQA4N-mv
>>151286185
Wondering if its possible to get so physically fit that small bullets cant penetrate your body. Im not saying you wouldnt feel it at all. It would leave a purple bruise and knock you down, but not life threatening is what im thinking.
>>151286231
>>151286232just asked ChapGTT and he said he was a robot and couldn't answer flesh related questions
they asked a chat AI if they could take a bullet. I'm scared.
>>151285886Were you the first guy to heem himself?
Just a bloke
>>151286463nah, i remember that was you
>>151286542FINLISH YOU COME OUT HERE RIGHT NOW
unrelated to anything, but imagining 12k a year mma fighters coming out with their heads bowed low in the presence of the BIG BOOTY DADDY just makes me laugh and kick my fucking feet
I hate women
>>151286752
>>151286718I like the idea of Freakzilla walking into the 'gon and just suplexing people left right and center>>151286752Doesn't this nigga have a war to be defending
Goodnight and fuck you. Respectfully.
>>151286863I did nothing to you mate. I did nothing to you mate. Why are you being nasty?
Gmhh chama
Good morning ONEchads
WDWTCH sadly I'm afraid
>>151286834Or just showing up to kill everyone in the Apex center and call out a long retired fighter>MARK HARMER COOLMAN, IM CALLIN YOU OUT
We watch, enjoy and discuss ONE Championship here every week.
ONE? more like bONEr
Stubb is so fucking embarrassing
Volk is starting to get that nasally blocked nose sounding voice consistent with CTE symptoms, and we already know he suffers from depression and possible suicidal ideation...
>>151287059WOOO!!!
more like ONE fan HAHAHAH*farts**monitor go off*
>>151287138he should do a cooking stream with tito
Organ Harvesting with Volk
What is the sauce that makes a fighter marketable? Alex Poatan is a mumbling monkey retard who says chama and is a superstar yet gets knockouts It cant be knockouts as someone like Jeremy Stephens got tons of KOs but he never got the sauce why?
Sauce? I don't know lets ask Volk he knows sauces.
Okay, so Charles Oliveira is finding Matthews come. But in the main event have UFC. Rio. Are you left sea SAO Paolo UFC Brazil UFC fight night? UFC brasili., you have seen in Brazil, they're fighting it's, you know., Matthews were gaminals, is stepping in cause, because the other guy pulled out the fucking the little guy, the Kix guy, the leaning back guy, what's his fucking name. Rafael visited so basically. Shawn solitara is fighting Matthews camera in the main event. Can you see Brazil at uc Brazil? You've seen Sao Paulo, you'll see Rio de janeatbrazil, and you'll see you'll see some real fighting. There, you know, they're gonna, they're gonna battle that. And basically, if we look at the styles here, because the styles is really make the fight. You got Charles, he's got he's got, he's got the striking, he's got the, he's got the left hook, he's got the right hook. He's got the knee up the middle, he's got the deep kick. He's got the he's got the weird horse face retarded, looking leathery skin, he's kept the big year the form skull. And then you look at what they were grumbled, he's got that, he's got that sort of autism, asburger., he got the wrestling, he's got the cardio., he's got the the Bing glasses on. that make his eyes look big, just got the autistic gaze. The stair of the of the spurs, the autism ice burger. He's got. He's got the mental handicap, but Charles area has to deformed the boulegade physique of malnutritionists, and basically, it's going to come down to whoever can dictate the Pace that in that octagon, you know what I'm saying, whoever can impose their game, is it going to be the the the chain wrestling of the great mate's camera, or is it gonna be the the other stuff from charles. I don't know
why was gooby even in the pool if he was on the shits?
gooby was in the pool on stilts? classic gooby
>Gane: "One Battle After Another is simultaneously a testament to the filmmaking talent of Paul Thomas Anderson in having successfully expressed a fraction of scope of the vision of Thomas Pynchon in a visual form, while also an indictment on film as a medium, for if a copy of a mere fraction of one of the worst novels from Pynchon is capable of being declared generational and the magnum opus of a supposed maestro, one must question what the medium (itself an amalgamation of other, more pure forms of art) provides to the world"hard to disagree
"I never read a book" - Ciryl Jacky Gane
Gane Derangement Syndrome is running rampant in the United Kingdom, I’m afraid.
>>151287332Direct quote from Gane himself.
Gane doesn't read books, he writes them
Gane plays FIFA.
don't bother looking it up I transcribed it from a french interview and then translated it myself this is the first time the written words have been posted online
Gane got fucked by his male boyfriend in the ass
"Unfortunately, I’m lazy, that’s the truth." - Ciryl Jacky Gane
>>151287374I've got my gay sex expert sitting next to me and he's saying this isnt true
"I like to move it, move it" - Ciryl Gane
>>151287384How do you know Jon Jones?
>>151287384Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>151287384this is a euphemism for gay sex
Nigger
pick up the phone volk...
>>151287428after an extensive consultation, my gay sex expert is telling me no
the child predator
>>151287493Volk is right to keep his 12 daughters away from this freak
volk is terrified of the one guy in the division completely incapable of finishing him
merab vs volkits time
>smaller than onions bones gomezdios mio guys
Eat da punpun he says PUNPUNomg
>>151287705merab don't want it
>>151286834"LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN’, Joe Rogan, Dana White, and all you pencil-neck geeks sittin’ at home on /pol/—BIG POPPA PUMP DON’T NEED RULES, DON’T NEED ROUNDS, AND SURE AS HELL DON’T NEED NO TAP OUTS!!">Flexes and kisses his biceps."You see, this ain't no wrestling ring—this is the OCTAGON! But that don’t mean NOTHIN’ to me! Because when the Genetic Freak steps inside the cage, IT AIN’T MMA NO MORE—IT’S S-U-P-L-E-X CITY, BABY! AND I’M THE MAYOR!">points at the cage aggressively."You think jiu-jitsu’s gonna save you?! YOU THINK YOUR LITTLE ARMBARS GONNA DO SOMETHIN’ TO THESE ARMS?! THESE ARMS ARE LICENSED WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION! I DON’T TAP—I SNAP!">Fans start chanting: "SUPLEX! SUPLEX! SUPLEX!""You wanna throw kicks? I THROW BODIES! You wanna clinch? I’LL GRAB YOU BY THE WAIST, LIFT YOU OVER MY HEAD, AND DROP YOU ON YOUR SKULL SIX DIFFERENT WAYS BEFORE THE REF CAN EVEN BLINK!">He rips his shades off."And don’t think just ‘cause this is UFC, I’m gonna play by YOUR rules. When Big Poppa Pump hits the cage, the Freaks come out, and when the Freaks come out, THE PAIN GETS DIALLED UP TO A HUNDRED!">Starts yelling louder."And if you got a problem with that? WELL THEN STEP IN THE CAGE WITH ME AND GET YOUR HEAD SUPLEXED OFF YOUR SHOULDERS! BECAUSE I’M THE MAN WITH THE LARGEST ARMS AND THE GREATEST CHARM, AND I’M BRINGIN’ THE VIOLENCE BACK TO THE OCTAGON!">Throws the mic and screams:"HOLLER… IF YA HEAR ME!!"
Gane has never read a book, I'm afraid
>>151287800*immediately gasses*
Gane never reads because he photosynthesyzes the knowledge passively
>raja pleaded not guiltylol
>>151287822You would never say that to his face
>>151287810does the mountain stream regard the river? does the teacher learn from the student?
>>151287854gane evolved beyond the primitive, archaic way of consuming information known as "reading books"
>>151287890Why does the sun go on shining? Why does the sea rush to shore? Why do the birds go on singing? Why do the stars glow above? Why does my heart go on beating? Why do these eyes of mine cry? Tomcels know it's the end of their world, it ended when Gane said let's fight
mishima wrote of the corrosive nature of language, its fundamental inability to capture the fundamental experiential truth known to the individual. to mishima, and to gane, words are a mere abstraction, a blunt instrument that mangles the true nature of existence. so no gane does not "read"
>>151287921he just loses fights
ganescholars, I need help formulating a response to that one
>>151283916Yole is 54 and still going
>>151288030>deletedOh shit he was unto something...
>>151288250Wu tang is not for you somali
Ms Van Zant, drop and spread em!
Raja Jackson: NOT GUILTY
see you in 7 years lil nigga
You're going to build stu a ramp
I'm sorry, Ms. Dana, ooh, I am for realNever meant to stream your dreadful tripeI apologized a trillion timesI'm sorry, Ms. Dana, ooh, I am for real
Psycho Stu moved on?
what stupid stu didn't realise is we dont """work""" here. tired of errybody playin with me bruh
Me name's, Raj Jackson, ooh, I am for realNever meant to heem your psycho stuI apologize for being a poohMe name's, Raj Jackson, ooh, I am for real
Raja "My Bad" Jackson
>not guilty
>ayo raja mayne you aint gon let some yeeyee ass unc mafugga punk yo ass out like that>raja a straight bitch frfr took that can to the head like a cell bitch>aint no way raja get disrespect by a fake wrestler and take it like that this nigga sweet as a sugar plum>ayo raja light on he feet. he ZESTY. dont ever pull up on the block no more. on gang niggain a lot of ways raja had no choice, kick chatters dont play
Rampage Jackson is the Japanese purple aki
Aki only just died have some fucking respect you barnyard animal
within 10 years he'll be in prison
>>151288303What the hell is that?
Who is the best women's fighter?
>>151288501Who knows b
>>151285808>my crowning achievement is........being a whiny old bitch
>>151288453Josh Barnett seething
ol' raj has quite the odd dome
Rajamäki Jackson.
I miss DBol Dana.
>>151288624Who asked you ya goof.
You ain't about that life!!
Jiri will have the most spectacular CTE in later life
Reminder Julian Lane gave Mike Perry his hardest fight in BKFC and arguably won.
>Well done alex, however
>>151288802Tommy Fury looking ahh
>>151288678Imagine heeming miesha in her ooooooooh PRIME™
I will not follow them. Monitor off. Singing my post.
I'd sip Meisha's Meta Moon
I do NOT like ariel helwani hh
FREE RAJA
>>151288842Finally a decent post and nicely decorated too.
To be fair Raja is 70 IQ
>>151288844Excellent post.
>>151288866That seems unfair b
Jiri beats Alex 3-4/100 times.
Surely stu knew the risks of working a mark into a shoot?
They probably offered Raja a plea deal for aggravated assault with like 6 months time fucking idiot.
>>151288915shoulda made the zestpop purple like a sugar plum
>>151288941It’s not Rajadaddy’s fault that a piggy tried to suck him off.
>>151288953Ah, yes, the bong that makes everything about penis and buttholes.
The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice
>>151288961SuckitStu was fiendin’ for Rajadaddy’s ebony obelisk I’m afraid
