Morning lads, how are we? Doesn't seem to be a thread so here we are. Typing this at work so bare with the frugal nature of the OP>SCHEDULE: https://www.flashscore.com/snooker/>STREAMS: https://www.viprow.nu/sports-snooker-online
Anime.This is me when there's no >new for a whole day, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
>whitewashed by ShornKyle, you jobber, you had one job. At least we still have Ding, Gnelf, Blorko, Willo and Lyu (for me) or Bing (for the others).
You guys suck at baking. (It's your responsibility, not mine)Also>Kylel
>>151288008>Waiting for the Women's Snooker Open
here are we
>>151288534>Willo vs HawkThis is the real final
>Liam Pullen v Daniel Wells What a quarter final we've got in store for us, can't wait to see one of them lose 10-3 to Shorn/rpmmie in the final.
>>151288617A grim post, but it made me realise the final can't be Shorn v Rowan A'Tkinson.
GWAN DINGGWAN JJGWAN LYUGWAN BLORKO and WILLO
Never seen such an obliteration. Koiren should commit sudoku.
And of course the YCP who beat Jobbo gets whitewashed the next day.
>>151288510very very based
The GOAT is back, the nerds are seething and the sun is shining!
>>151289307alright mate but it's my turn to give him a nosh
>>151289307*and the Hawk is soaring!
GWAN Latvia's Anna Prisjaznuka!
>>151289307It always warms my heart how many people on /147/ still love Ding Junhui
>>151108341>>151108364>>151108757>>151109019>>151128258Alri. Once I am home, I will post a snooker related image>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse [More Info].
uhhhh Blorkbros??
>>151290049And how are you enjoying... *searches capital of Georgia*... Tbilisi, lad?>>151290173He flew too high
She still has plenty of time
>>151291628>named Žņuka >isn't actually that good at ŽņukaOne of God's cruel jests
>>151291628Prisja is Latvian for loopy
>>151291736>>151291754so her name is Anna Loopyznuka?
>>151291776And nuts are we.
We are žņuka prisja.
And we wear these gargools.
>This is Pullen's first quarter final appearance.I read it as "this is Pullen's final appearance" and thought that he's a bit young to pullen out of snooker already.GWAN THE PLAYERS
>>151304889Barry accidentally leaking the roof collapse script
/r/snooker is sucking Shorn's cock atm
>>151305239Hardly a surprise
WILLOCIDER
Daniel has pullen it off. He does wells.>>151305822GWAN THE PLAYERS
Willo won, by the way. The Heaven or Hell session begins in ~40 minutes.
>>151306208Take my energy Ding and Gnelf
GWAN GNELFGWAN DING
lmao that fluke
>>151306529>Gnome.gif
>>151305239M-m-m-m-m-my Shornona
Does Gary have enough mana to use his gnelvish forest magic for another few frames?
>>151306683Maybe. He seems transferred his forest magic abilities from Scotland to China.
ynr moustache Ronnie
>>151306738ynr moustache Jebb
>>151306769lelGWAN DING HES A sMUG
>>151306769>Bing bing, baby!
Ding is doing IT! (choking)
GNELFTURY
bRO'S... this can't be happening...
>losing to a literal tyne forest gnelf
>>151307025Still alive.
>>151307220>>151307245He's just too powerful
>Oh Sullied ManShut-incels feasting AGAIN
GWAN DING SUMMON YOUR CHI
>>151307480Forest magic is stronger than chi.
>The GOAT is b-ACK!
Since dropping out of the top 16 Muffy has now played 17 matches and won 16, how do we harness this power for good?
GOAT derangement syndrome is back! I've missed you old friend!
>>151309721Punished Shorn: a man denied his chippy chips is an inherently evil, unstoppable force. >harness for good Lol. Lmao, even.
>Final on a Monday
>>151311200Means it's on the same level of prestigiousness as the WC.
Just thought of a top quality post to make if Alan McManus were to die
>>151313056yfw he's immortal
>>151312029Well neither event is held at the Mattioli Arena so how prestigious can they really be?
>>151292277For me, it's Mink's name, which also means "snooker loopy".>Snooker loopy Nutcharut,>Me and her and Tati's butt>We'll show you what we can do>With a lap of balls and [redacted] too
>>151313056Is it, "He's with the angles now"?>>151290049I have a foreign flag this week too! But you're a celebrity and I'm just a guy whose parents live in Belgium. When can we expect your snooker-related image?
>>151313056I've been sitting on a perfect shop in the off chance that Ding won this tournament, so I guess I can forget that.
>>151317626>>151317718RARE
>>151317718>Is it, "He's with the angles now"?Yes
>>151317718>>151323121Good, now I can stop hoping that a man dies.>>151318511Don't ask how I know, but you'll get your chance to post it VERY soon.
GO ON WILLER
WelshWorldOrder
Why is the final on Monday?
>>151330280>monday final >not even on a public/national holiday very strange
W I L L O T U R Y
Daniel didn't do Well(s) enough
Sent so much of my energy to Gnelf this morning that I can't get up out of bed
>>151330877Thank you for your sacrifice. Maybe this lemon will invigorate you.
>>151330877>stuck in bed all day watching snooker heh how horrible...
GNAN GNELF
GWAN GARREH
>morph
GO ON THE GARY
1 3 9
>>151331541Is that the list of invitees for Gary's birthday?
>>151331541>Dick-a-Tuesdays a what now?
>>151330877Anon, I hope this message finds you well, because I have a favor to ask of you
>>151307681Forest magic is failing us. Gnelf needs to dip into his Gnostic magic reserves.
*eats your gnelf*
>Riyadh invitational
DO IT GNELFY
>fouling oneselfunforgnivable
>back to back shorn finals
>>151332317>could have been 4-4
>GNSTDLTBBB
>>151332458>>151332843
oh gnohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7kvGqiJC4g
Q-Tour 3 Final, Mark Joyce vs Simon Blackwell.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mUxnK1iKALE
In times of strife I like to contemplate Ania
>>151334489Ended in a decider, and a close one.
>>151336369>>151337814
>>151336369>>151337814>>151347021
GWAN WILLINHO
>>151351000Trips confirm the going on of the Willo
Luv Willo. Simple. As.
>>151353095Seems they also confirm the number of frames Shorn will win.
>>151353297You had to quaff it, didn't you
>4-1 leadIt's basically over for Willo
No, really, why is the final on Monday?
>that yellow >>151353491Reasons beyond our comprehension (rigging)
Why does British Airways hate snooker players so much?
how important (relatively) is this tournament?there are so many these days I can't really tell.
>>151353540>#12thousandpouvdsforinewaycgsbfeiskaughsvoeble>>151353612None of these events matter, we are all just >waiting for the shoot-out
cheeky W I L L O T U R Y to end the session
>wake up>match overgwan shron
>8-1 and a centuryCheers Willo
W I L L O>>151353373What? It's like I told you. 3 zeros = 3 won frames.
Thank you based kebab man
THE REAL JESTER
Xintong's let himself go
>>151354545lel
and just when you think the uk events post final ceremonies go on too long
the hero we don't deserve
>>151354638>Aged 50 years and 206 days, Williams became the oldest ranking title winner ever (so far). Ray Reardon set the previous record when he was 50 years and 14 days old by winning the Professional Players Tournament 1982.
>>151354672Can't stop winning. I'm going to get a kebab on the weekend to celebrate.
>>151355100but it's the weekend now, I mean the final was today so it can't be a weekday, right?
>>151355100>>151355187>least retarded /147/ers
>>151355724Imagine not being retarded. Could never be me.>>151356125lmao seethens face
>>151355724Not getting a joke is nothing to be embarrassed about.
TUESDAY - Scottish Open Qualifiers Round 1 (bo7)>10:00Liam Highfield v Michal SzubarczykAmir Sarkhosh v Amaan Iqbal (a)Haris Tahir v Stuart Carrington (a)Liam Davies v Hatem Yassen>13:00Sam Craggy v Florian NestleArtemijs Zizins v Mateusz BaranowskiHuang Jiahao v Ng On Yee (f)Chris Totten v Ryan Davies (a)>16:00Haydon Pinhey v Mink Nutcharut (f)Julien Leclerqc v Umut DikmeJiang Jun v Reanne EvansZhao Hanyang v Ashley Hugill (a)>19:00Iulian Boiko v Jimmy "Whirlwig" WhiteLouis Heathcote v Yao PengchengMitchell Mann v Ian BurnsLan Yuhao v Liu Wenwei
>Scottish Open Qualifiers>Robin Park Leisure Centre, Wigan, EnglandI'm glad Uncle Barry is taking the players' complaints about having to play in dingy leisure centres seriously
>>151360005hahathanks for the heads up too, its really near me
>>151360339You going to pop in and catch some matches?I looked at google maps and the venue has a KFC, a Nandos, a Taco Bell and a Burger King all within a few minutes walk - clearly the Big Breakfast League committee were heavily involved in the venue selection. Perhaps if you hang around in the evening you might see Mink going for a cheeky post-victory nandos?
>>151357218GWAN MICHAŁGWAN NESTLEGWAN ZZGWAN MATIGWAN NG
>>151363774i am tempted
>>151363774do you think you need paid tickets for these qualification matches? the crowd area looks empty
>>151369795F for the Polish Boy GWAN WELSH LIAM
Alri, back again.>>151291269>And how are you enjoying... *searches capital of Georgia*... Tbilisi, lad?Tbilisi itself is fine. Lots of dogshit though, kek. The countryside is what it is all about!>>151306529>Gnome.gifIs this what being Gnelfed is like?!>>151336369My ginger princess>>151317718>When can we expect your snooker-related image?H-here I go~
>>151375438>Lots of dogshit though, kekAny white ones?
which hypothetical snooker match do you think would have the highest scrabble score? I reckon Artemijs Zizins v Michal Szubarczyk>>151375438alri, very nice lemon jester photo, but where are the lap(ped) maidens??
>>151375438>GeorgiaWhich pieces of Stalinist memorabilia did you purchase for your family?
Granite ZZ
>>151375438>jester in georgiaCool painting but I never knew the Georgians were Mark Williams fans.How's the food over there?
>Dikme>Mank
>16:02 Q Rd 1 Sam Craigie [84] 4 - 1 Florian Nüßle [120]Y-yamete--
>>151376921All my boys and girls are getting genocided.
>Hugill match still on I wonder what the record for longest bo7 is
Celebrating. Can't wait to see the stream.>Jumbo>>151377618Seems it finally ended.
>>151379433>Willo over.pngweird, it says he's still in for me.>Seems it finally endedAfter four hours lmao GWAN THE BOI
>>151381559>GWAN THE BOIbut Judd isn't playing
>>151381623and if he was the Boi would surely destroy him
WEDNESDAY - Scottish Open QualiesRound 2 (bo7)>10:00Anthony Miguel v Liam DaviesJordan Brown v Amir SarkhoshBen Wool v Liam HighfieldOliver Lines v Stuart Carrington>13:00Jamie Jones v Sam CraggyMichael Holt v Ryan Davies (a)Jimmy Robertson v Artemijs ZizinsLiu Hongyu v Huang Jiahao>16:00Ben Mertens v Julien LeclercqMartin O'Donnell v Ashley Hugill (this will NOT finish before the evening sesh)Matthew Stevens v Haydon PinheyLong Zehuang v Jiang Jun>19:00Robert Milkins v Iulian BoikoAaron Hill v Ian BurnsRyan Day v Yao PengchengSanderson Lam v Lan Yuhao
>>151381559>weird, it says he's still in for me.His wife is still trying to convince him to go.>>151382088GWAN JORDANGWAN BENJAMIN
Good morning chaps.>more qualifiersFantastic! For me, it's Davies, Hilly, Mertens and Milkman (Ben has Tati he doesn't need anything else)
>>151390024>he doesn't need anything elseHe does need to defeat Hairfield.
>>151390471>He does need to defeat Hairfield.What use is this when a man is full with rump?
>>151390024YoungWelshProspectBros... it doesn't look too good
GWAN ZZ>>151390842Notwithstanding, he did it.
wake me up when Bai Yulu is on
GWAN THE YBPsGWAN THE YCPs>>151392313Going to be a long sleep. About how long I sleep in 4 nights.
>Ben Mertens ast: 39.3 seconds
>>151393086nothing personnel, kid
>>151393110H-He's fast!
I finally finished reading The Wheel of Time, all 15 books, including the prequel, "New Spring". It took me nearly 22 months. Now I can read a good book. I think I'll get "War and Peace" by Leo.>>151393086>>151393110Finally some high quality snooker.
>Milkins was 3-0 downTypical Boi.
>tfw pulled a muscle in my back rearranging a pillow>hurts to breathe or moveI think I am officially an old manalso, Bai tomorrow at 10am
GWAN BAI AND THE YCPs (m)>>151397632If your back hurts, it means you're growing, therefore still young and just need time.
>>151375582>alri, very nice lemon jester photo, but where are the lap(ped) maidens??I have to be honest with you, fäm, but Georgians girls aren't really my type apparently. Give me a Bulgarian or Polish maid!>>151375624Kek, there were unironically lots of Stalin socks and magnets being sold.>>151376458>How's the food over there?Amazing (if you love cilantro). However, after more than 10 days you look forward to eating something else again.>>151377036It never even began für us>>151393717M-Must not pull....
>>151395762This season is hard times for Boy/Boi gwanners
Good morning lads, how are we? >Only player I'm gwanning is young Pullen What a line-up fuck me.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DESI
>>151403014Take the KowalskiPill>>151403197GWAN DESI
>>151403197>dubs birthdaychecked
check out Kreishh's gargools!
>>151402904This does NOT include Bai.
>>151403284In dubs-related news: Only 55 days until the 2025 Snppker Shppt Put!
Bai is looking kinda... heh... pullable...
>>151403286>supposed to help you pot the lot >highest break of 43>>151403288>>151403563MenBros are quaking
>yellowwashed
GWANTONI>>151403565>MenBros are quakingLiterally never stood a chance.
GWAN
>>151403014>not gwanning my boy Jordan BrownKenneth, I am disappoint.>>151403197Happy birthday to are little goblin!
>>151403197Oh, forgot about this post. Happy birthday, Desi!
what's the best Desi moment? for me, it's this
>>151405917Table climbing Desi is best Desi
>>151393329>I think I'll get "War and Peace" by Leo.I've read War and Peace; it's overrated but it's okay. I recently read The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky and that was pretty good, although it's incredibly boring for literally the first 300 pages or so. The best classic Russian novel I've read is Crime and Punishment, and the real GOAT of classic literature is Les Miserables. Les Miserables dabs on everyone, no cap fr fr.>>151403197Happy birthday, Desi! I got you a present but it's at the bottom of this full box of popcorn on my lap.
FRIDAY>10:00Robbie Williams v Bai Yulu (f)Scott Donaldson v Gao YangXu Si v Changler Bingyu>13:00David Lilley v Antoni KowalskiGonk Chenzhi v Robbie McGuiganIshpreet Singh v Dylan EmeryDaniel Wells v Liam Pullen>16:00Theppy Un-Nooh v Chachapong NasaLuca Brecel v Steven HallworthRicky Walden v Wang YuchenFan Zhengyi v Cheung Kawaii>19:00Stan Moody v Ross MuirMark Davis v Liam GrahamHe Guoqiang v Alex UrsenbacherZak Surety v Duane Jones
>>151408284I liked Karamazov better than Crime. But I most likely haven't read Les Miserables, I'll keep it in mind, thanks.>>151409307GWAN BAIGWAN SCOTTGWAN THE YCPs
>>151405917Either webm related or the /147/ shout-out she gave >us>>151409307GWAN SCOTT DONALDSUNN)))
Alri' lads, how are we? >>151417705>GWAN SCOTT DONALDSUNNYES
>Bai, you lose!
GWANTONI
>>151420489more like INtoni
Brelel pulled out again btw
>>151420489how do you say 'go on the boy' in Polish?
GWAN THEPGWAN RICK>>151420750IDŹ CHŁOPCZEOr, colloquially:DAJESZ CHŁOPAKalthough it doesn't literally mean "go".
I don't want to upset anybody, but I was sent a preview of the schedule and it seems that there is no snooker tomorrow. Let us hope it's just a clerical error.
>>151422155>a whole 24 hours without snookerwat dou?GWAN STANIEL
>>151422734>wat dou?I just bought five video games out of sheer despair.
Exciting news everyone, /Are Girl/ Yasmine has been sent to Egypt as an envoy for the WST as they push to secure a Giza Masters event for the 2026 season. Talks have been positive thus far, and it's thought that qualifiers for the event could even be held in the prestigious Tomb Of Tutankhamun (subject to minor refurbishments).
>>151419071>Alri' lads, how are we?I'm out and down with a cold.>>151420172She's still young>>151420608Of his cocaine gf?>>151422155Barry Hearn will pay for this>>151425963Imagine you are inside a dark pyramid with only a candle to give you light and you turn around and see Mr Rob
>>151425963>held in the prestigious Tomb Of TutankhamunGWAN RAY>>151433089>I'm out and down with a cold.>
>>151309721How does he wear his sunglasses so far down his face like that?
So, what are >we watching?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ILvJlM2viY>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZZQ9tIOZ5EI think I'll go with the latter, because it doesn't have fisheye effect.
>>151435505Happiest Snooker enthusiast
>>151425963Yasmine reminds me of my old archeryfu who was also called Yasemin.
>>151436040this cannot be a coincidence
Alright, ordered that celebratory kebab.>>151435760At least he still has some hair.
Good luck to all EFLchads today (not to be confused with GNELFchads)
>>151434933What? Sorry?? They are in a normal sunglasses position so please learn to into sunglasses positions.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnEmD17kYsE
SUNDAY - Northern Ireland OpenRound 1 (bo7)>10:00Chris Wakelin v Lan Yuhao>13:00Zhao Xintong v Jordan BrownWu Yize v Scott DonaldsonNoppon Saengkham v Ashley Hugill (a)>Followed byMark Selby v Ian BurnsHossein Vafaei v Ben WoollastonPang Junxu v Robbie Williams>19:00Judd Trump v Anthony McGillDavid Gilbert v He GuoqiangJackson Page v Steven Hallworth>Followed byJohn Higgins v Louis HeathcoteJack Lisowski v Hairy Tapir
>>151442769>Zhao>Brown>Wu>Scottson>Noppo>Selby>Pang>Tony>RiggyWew.
While >waiting, I was browsing random things and accidentally remembered a free RPG Maker game I played a few months ago. I tried looking for their site to see whether they're making another one, but instead stumbled across a store where they sell stuff like art books or acrylic stands and since I liked the game quite a lot, I bought something digital for 5 pounds and added another 5 as a tip.Funny, when you do something good, it's like some kind of a meter has filled, so you can now do nothing with clear conscience. Need to do this from time to time, since it's the easiest and quickest way.Mark Selby, one hour until snooker.
GO ON THE UHHHH PLAYERS
Is there a reason they’ve given Weakling a session all to himself on the first day of the tournament? Seems like bizarre scheduling to me.
>>151461021there have been three w/o in this round
>>151461021I agree, Kyle should be on table two.
>>151461021Fu would have been playing but he had a wanking accident
GWAN JBGWAN SCOTTY GWAN NOPPY
>>151461846This, except Wu and Zhao too.
GWAN all six players in these first three matches of the afternoon session, actually.
>>151461890and Hugill
Tong getting thoroughly zested here
>>151461021>morning shift>called Wakelinthis is fine
>>151461932>>151461933Actually, yes. GWAN ALL>>151461989It would be a different matter, if his name was Wakelate.
>>151461953It's surprising how badly he can play in these smaller tournaments.
>>151462422Yep. He's without doubt the most hot and cold player on tour.
Here's your next world champion bro
W U C I D E R
>>151462852Sounds good to meGWAN JESTER
GWAN THE SHARK>>151462852Fund it!
>>151462854>M U L L E T C I D E R
>35 left>35 differenceYep, it's snooker time.>Scat
>>151463227Wu "Cletus" Yize
Z E S T U R Y
>Freeview channel DMAX is showing weekday afternoon sessions and all semi-final and final sessions.
>>151464530Turns out 30 quid a month is too much for the snooks!?
>Iam Burned
You now remember when Nppppn was good>NI Open round 1: lost 4-2 to Hugill (a)>Xi'an Grand Prix round 3: lost 5-0 to Pullen>British Open round 3: lost 4-3 to Changler Bingyu>English Open round 2: lost 4-2 to Zhao Hanyang>Wuhan Open round 2: lost 5-1 to Yuelong>Saudi Masters round 4: lost 5-2 to O.Lines
>>151464530good on you for the heads up
Jester: IN>>151464901Redemption arc: SOON
>>151465741>Redemption arc: SOONI elected to omit two defeats to Robertson (Jimmy) this year and losing to Sunny in the WC Qualifiers
Cheatong bros...
funny how the non stop centuries cease as soon as they are back playing over here
>>151466182noooo stop noticing
>>151466182China is closer to the equator, leading to higher centrifugal forces towards the corner pockets.
When Luca was shit after his WC win at least he had the excuse of being on a year long drugs bender. Whats Xintong's excuse?
>>151467831Triad sponsored sleep deprivation by the looks of him
GWANTHONY
>>151469943>JebbWe need a strong Anthony like never before.
>>151470257>jedd still without his nawty potting powersAntoknee ez w
>>151470468oh fuck what have i done
>>151472066It's already over at this point, so there's no need to worry about it.
>>151472066you jebbed it, curse you
GWAN McGRILL
two more ant'ny
Anthony Hamilton: MENTIONED
>>151475272that was some top banter from the young lad
This program was sponsored by It Is What It Is Inc.
>>151476130I'm tired robbie
MONDAY - Northern Ireland OpenRound 1 (bo7)>10:00Elliot Slessor v Fan Zhengyi>13:00Barry Blorkins v Zak SuretyZhou Yuelong v Dylan EmeryYuan Sijun v Daniel Wells>Followed byShaun Murphy v David LilleyLei Peifan v Aaron Hill>19:00Stuart Bingham v Jimmy RobertsonMark Allen v Robert MilkinsJak Jones v Martin O'Donnnell>Followed byJumpin' Joe O'Connor v Theppy Un-NoohGary Wilson v Chang Bingyu
>>151475845I keep getting older but he just stays the same
>>151487948GWAN SLESSGWAN FAN
>Missing loopy season due to fucking workI want to NEET so badly. Life peaked during the UK championships 2020
>>151492961Someday we'll all be free (to watch snooker all day)
>>151493781I would like to know more about this sausage competition. Is it who can eat the most sausages? And are there players who can really compete with Shaun Murphy on that?
>>151493781>‘I’ve spoken with the Wilsons about it and it was purely just said in jest,’ Jestpilled
gwan Blobbyungwan everyone elsesimple as.
Neil manages to contract COVID-25
>Judd and Jegg could potentially meet in the final
>>151494354>Ynr the multiple moggings Judd has handed out to his "friend"
GWAN BLORKOGWAN YU(ELONG / AN)>>151494300>game has an unnecessary number of sequels>>151494354>>151494519Let's not do this again.
>>151494354isn't this the case in pretty much every event that they both enter
I've been sick...
>>151495397omg
>>151434750Thank you, Polefren. The last two days I was pretty down and out but feeling better today already.>>151461021>>151461989...heh>>151462852Yes, yes, YES!>>151464901>You now remember when Nppppn was goodI think I actually don't remember...>>151466182Barry Hearn has never rigged anything>>151492961>Life peaked during the UK championships 2020Good times, Kenneth, good times...
>>151495730>Good times, Kenneth, good times...May they come back again, Austria, much like my copy of woodcutters.>The last two days I was pretty down and out but feeling better today already.Good, bad to be sick over a weekend.
I'm not seeing nearly enough posts about Blorkyhawk's latest destruction
>>151496033Trying not to jinx the eventual Jester - Hawk final of course
>>151496638One extreme of the pendulum-chan swing is a Jester v Blork final, the other extreme is >>151494354
>>151497004Judd and Jack would be fun too (IF you know what I mean, haha)
>>151497354Imagine the post match party... actually i'd rather not
>>151489588
>>151497573>Imagine the post match party
/AreEternalGirl/ Jasmine has today won the Arab Championship! (*cough* 9 ball pool)
CIDERMANCIDER
>managed to finish 3 (Mark Selby, 1 + Mark Selby, 1 + Mark Selby, 1) framesPiggy: O U T>>151499267GWAN LMAOLLEN
mork and mindy, action man and sindy
>>151499414>ast below 30s "Real Snooker" yeah ok
>bongham
>>151499453i dont mess about
GWAN THEPPY GWAN GNELF
>>151499468Strange, it must've glitched or something when I was taking the screenshot. They're both over 30s, of course.
>>151499521das it mane
TOOSDAY - Northern Ireland OpenRound 1 (bo7)>10:00Stephen Maguire v Luca BrecelZhang Panda v Mark Davis>13:00Kyren Wilson v Oliver LinesSi Jiahui v Cheung Kawaii>Followed byAli Carter v Stan Moody (Moodygoat going for the hattrick)Matt Selt v Ryan DayRound 2 (bo7)>19:00Judd Trump v Jackson PageChris Wakelin v Tom FordYuan Sijun v Long Zehuang>Followed byBarry Blorkins v Aaron HillJohn Higgins v Pang Junxu
>>151503899MAGWANNERGWANDA
>I missed the Gnelf black ball decider
You know that copypasta we have that goes, "Imagine being Kyren Wilson and having to be all like, DAMN, Sophie, you so fine" or whatever it is? It turns out that's an edited copypasta that gets used in other places as well: >>>/p/4475190So now I want to find the original, and I can't. Does anybody know where it came from?
>>151514463It's was originally about the strip scene from True Lieshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3RmcXXeWQu8>Seethen IN>Mavis INnice
>>151514463oldest post like this I could findhttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/24535761/#24535840
>>151514527>>151514571Fuck yeah. Thank you so much.
>>151514605np. Reading that thread someone says it's originally about porn (because of course lmao), not the Arnold film. Learn something new everyday i guess.
Oli Lines looking SEXY again
>>151515062absolutely mogging Koiren
Might grow my beard in appreciation of Oliver "Sex Hunk" Lines
Shame about the Mouse, but the more important match went well.
>>151514463Ha ha.. very cool, good sirs..but please send your energy to Koiren Wilson, all sirss.
>byeren>>151515297Dark Mavis is just too strong these days
>Wilsonofabitch
>doubting the Worrier
GWAN 'THEWGWAN ALEH>>151515631Can he win his first ranking title before Jack Lisowski though? The competition between the two is going to be legendary.
GWAN MOOD
M O O D C I D E R
go moodyman
There's a bloke in the front row that looks suspiciously like Elliot Slessor
>>151516436>>151516803>>151516816Sorry lads, the shart always wins.
>>151514463I can't believe you didn't know that. It's about based Arnie as >>151514527 and >>151514571 have already posted.>>151516816>Moodymann[1].pngBased and Moodymann-pilled. For me, it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KrFelB-0Hw
Anna is a palindrome
>>151517838Where can I subscribe to more Anna facts?
gwan pagemaster
GWAN JACKEH
>wackson
GWAN THE HAWK
>>15151993410/10 post
>>151515973Resentment Jack will never win a flower pot.
>>151520767Never doubted for a second that he'd pull this back for a HAWKCIDER
Rip Hawk, Big up young Hilliam.
why is he like thiswhy do I love him more than ever...
GWAN THE PGWAN THE YC P
>>151437979but they're literally below the equator
>>151522694He has a certain magnetismGWAN ALL THE LADS IN THE SESSION
>New Laptop>Have to start my /147/ folder againOff I go!
>>151529852
>>151529852Have a Tati
>>151529852got you senpai
Haha time for lemons
Dearest sirs and lady-sirs, please continue to support Vache-ji in celebrations of Diwali, thank you very much. _/\_
>jagg>>151530700Good afternoon Kyren Sirss, I will send the energy to the warrior. Hopefully he redeem, thank you sir.
busty Malgorzata is looking particularly busty today
GWAN SELBEHGWAN GUIRE YOU RETARDED GORILLA
>lelby
>Pester
>jegg
>Lester
>Muh Gwire
At least Thep won...
>KekbyThat was a negative, and now I need two positives.
>>151531438You'll get one soon, but only if you like Murphy.GWAN THE GNELFGWAN THE SLESS
>>151531448The Geordie lads will do the needful
>Losing to Jegg
>>151531516Alas, Sless is slain...
>>151531573>lelby losing to jobbers weekly >shornwinslol Good thing we have Gnelf to save us from a third morph final... right?
>>151532197That's a heavy load to carry for one tiny gnelf's shoulders.
>>151530324is Tati natty?
>come home and check resultsWhy...>>151530700>>151530772Speaking of, anyone seen India-Anon?>>151529852Here you go, Kenneth.
>>151532592>Speaking of, anyone seen India-Anon?Not since the last time Kylel's only fan turned on his vpn
>>151532592Yesterday, when Kyle was playing, of course. >>151515602
>>151532851What is it with you and Koiren anyway? a strange sort of hatred for such a meh fella.
>>151533891>defending champion>forced to play the late session
GWAN ZHOUGWAN JORDANGWAN MORKI caught something again. I think I'll need a few days of video games, snooker and Hako to return to health.
My boy Jordan brownwashed the destroyer of Nop, the Huge Hill himself.
>>151536489he's making good use of that +250% Potting Accuracy buff he gets when in Belfast
Is Jordan Brown the worst ranking winner?
>>151536596there's a World Champion that is worse.
add Are Yassy to the list of people that have won more events than Jegg
>>151532901It's all starting to make sense>>151533891>We live inside a dream>>151534070Get well soon and don't forget to eat your lemons>>151536489>>151536548I love my boy Jordan "Jordan Brown" Brown>>151537961GO ON THE GIRL
>>151537961Just take a trophy, you... you... DOUBLE ARAB.>>151542913>Get well soonN-nooo...>picLmeol.
GUAN YUANGWAN GNELF
GNAN
what does it feel like to be "gnelfed"?
Gnelfsisters...
>>151546801It would be extremely painful>>151546897The comeback starts now
>Jumpp Turd
>defeats young Moodygoat>leavesmy president
>Mugg Tramp
>losing in style
>>151547116That’s an incredibly muscular neck. If women have weird fetishes like men do, Gary the forest Wilson is going to have an entire website dedicated to lusting over him. The fact that he’s based means this is fine, of course.
>>151547083do we know why hes pulled out?
Not the best couple of days.Alright, time to do the 'rona test (plus four other flus). Hope I can pass, I didn't study at all.
>>151547116JUST >>151547698>I haven't practised at all since I got back from China, apart from one exhibition. That's no excuse but I have had a very important family matter which has been in the background for 18 months, thankfully it is all dealt with now. Maybe something to do with this
kill jester
>It's a "Semi's are better than the final" tournamentI have a feeling this will happen
I failed all five of them.>>151548168>It's a "Semi's are better than the final" tournamentIt could be Kyle, Ford, Jebb and Shorn.
You will be watching the prestigious 2025 Machineseeker European dart championship along the snooker, right /147/?
>>151548900>dartsI am yet to be convinced
is there a stream for my boy jordan and not my boy shorn?
GWAN JORDAN>>151549806Yep, this one has both matches:https://snooker-live.ru/
>>151548447>get ill >hehe time for snooker>it's a Kyren - Shorn finalPerhaps you dodged a bullet
>>151549864cheers, but i can only see two videos both playing kyren
CAM ON JORDYN
>>151549051Yeah, the carpets are nothing to write home about
>>151549916>cheers, but i can only see two videos both playing kyrenmy condolenceshttps://cdn.livetv868.me/webplayer2.php?t=ifr&c=2858411&lang=en&eid=309538894&lid=2858411&ci=234&si=29
>>151549894Going to the doctor tomorrow and I'm stil going to try getting the whole next week off, since there's Women's Open.>>151549916Yeah, the second one was Jordan, but not any more.>>151550212Nice, thanks!
>>151550225>Women's OpenAh a fellow patrician>JB I never doubted for a second.. unless
>>151550624The only thing I doubt is whether the food establishments of Belfast can meet the demands of Morphy's post-defeat appetite.
>>151550665Spoiler: they can't
GWAN THEPPY
The Vanishing of Ali Carter
>>151551149>The Vanishing of Ali CarterOr Gone with the Wind.
this is why brown is the worst colour.
BASED JORDANNow I can use my remaining gwan energy to gwan Thep.GWAN THEP>>151551499>implying>gnelflying, even
>>151551201lel>>151551499*wins*
>Shron
we're so back
>NI Derby Quarter-Final/Kino/>>151551776Thank you based Jordan for saving us from the prospect of a third consecutive Morph final
Thai bros...
bro this match is fire fr fr no cap ong they is str8 bussin out there ong Jack is playin clean ngl imma dap it up
>>1515520976 7 bro, 6 7
FRIDAY - Northern Ireland Open Quarterfinals>12:00 (bo9)John Jiggins v Judd Jump>15:00Kyren Wilson v Jegg Lisowski>19:00Mark Allen v Jordan BrownTom Ford v Zhou Yuelong
>>151556991Whatever happened to this guy?
>>151547116>wut.pngWhat did he mean by this?>>151548900Ah, damn. Thanks for reminding me, I haven't been watching the arrers for a while.>>151551748>>151551776>>151555153I love my boy Jordan Brown so much
[The hahaing in the distance draws closer.]
Time to go to the doctor. Should be back for snooker.Doktor, turn off my video games inhibitors.
>>151548447>I failed all five of them.STOP THE COUNTI have the 'rona. Video games, snooker and Hako until the end of the month.I thought covid was some super-dangerous disease, and they didn't prescribe me literally anything, just told me I can continue taking something for the fever.>>151560648No.
>>151561174>>151561495Did you pay the doctor under the table for a sick note so you could watch Snooker and play vidya all day?
GWAN SHIGGY DIGGY>>151562147Poland has never bribed a doctor or feigned an illness.
>>151561495>I have the 'rona.>In 2025 ADPoland......
Crazy pot to go for there
>>151562274I read old books and play popular games only when they're old, because if they can stand the test of time, it means they worth the effort. Same with flus.
>jeb
>>151562327I'm still waiting for the jury to be in on Game of Thrones.
>>151562204>Poland has never bribed a doctor or feigned an illness.We need a independent tribunal ASAP
GWAN HAGGIS
Riggy, please...Semis and final could still be not bad.>>151562517Two weeks until the last book is out.>>151562667Poland has never bribed or threatened an independent tribunal.
>Crudd Lump
>John Higgins has ne-
>The Boy is actually back
could this be jecks time?
>>151563028>Boy-O-Vision
All good sirss , please send all your power to Worrior Wilson. Thank you _/\_
[A wafting cloud of Axe body spray engulfs you. It's getting harder to breathe.]
Is it finally Jegg's turn?
>>151563556>>151564190>Not so fast, young man.
Jegg's first semifinal for about 5 years I think
>>1515649772
>>151565304you're right, maybe I was thinking of ranking final?
>>151563556>>151564190Yes, the "ranking titles" jokes end in two days. Laugh while you still can.>>151565360It's been 5 years since all the Jebb v Jegg finals?GWAN ZHOGWAN JO
>>151565360Yes, during the Golden Age of Marshall Arena in Milton Keynes... home.
Jegg bros... we've see off SelbyWe've conquered KyrenIt's our time. It's our moment.
>>151565558I will always laugh at the fact the poor fucker had to go up against Super Boy in 3 of his 6 finals or whatever. Poor little jegg
>>151565578All this just to lose to the Chinese version of himself in the semis... it's LISOWSKIAN
>>151565583and it got progressively worse>10-7>9-2>4-0
>>151565583Fourth times the charm as they say
tati hips
>>151565708good post
>>151565708[ USER WAS BONKED FOR THIS POST ]
>>151565708Wrong gif. Again.
what has Mork taped up on his sleeve, some sort of banned sponsor?
>>151565723>>151565729>>151565751>too distracted by tati to choose the right gif Many such cases!
This looks like a great venue when the cameras pan around.
>>151566378Yeah it's nice, all the players seem to mention how they like it as well.
J B T U R Y X2
>Jobberdan
My boy Jordan needs more time. At least Zhou won.I decided to turn my alarm off and use this opportunity to check how long I can sleep. Hope I won't miss the final.
After years of what seemed to be fatal exhaustion, I give my organism a chance to recover and what? I manage to sleep for 7 hours, then give up after 30 minutes of trying to fall asleep again.Maybe I wasn't that tired after all. Maybe I could play video games for an another half hour daily.
good luck to all EFLchads today
>>151582285He's not even playing THOUGH?
>>151582452
>>151582318Read THE post again!
Where are we watching streams these days?
>>151582452Ayup MorkAnon>>151582583https://snooker-live.ru/
GWAN ZHOU>>151582501Oh, you forgot to include the important information:>(not to be confused with GNELFchads)>>151582583>https://snooker-live.ru/Straight outta Kremlin.
>>151582583Based DMAX has it on real TV! Sky channel 159, Freeview channel something else!
>>151582583good ol' freestreams
>>151582688>>151582690>>151582695>>151582716Danke gozaimasu
>>151582583VLChttps://pastebin.com/tRSLRCNm
>>151582791
>Haha thanks for all the links lads, gonna get the unpaid interns to take them down later.
>>151582912>.ru>*laughs in KGB*
>>151582912only streams he knows about is the streams of saudi money to his Jersey accounts
This time it has to be it, right?
Liking the look of this young Lizardski lad. Reckon he’ll do well on the tour.
>>151583003The Boi awaits
1 red 1 black
>>151582957Vladivostok Masters soon...>>151582980Barry Hearn would never accept funding from dubious governments or individuals
My boy Zhou is just waiting for the right moment to settle.
me love yuelong time
o-oh my!
Fuck sake Jegg is going to face Mr Haircut 100 in the final isn’t he?
Jack the YCP killer
>>151583146The six frame surge starts now>>151583261He's a married man Jordan
Jack will never recover if he somehow fucks this up..
Fuck sake Jegg
Jegg bros... this is our moment. This is our time. I believe. I DO believe.
What would be the worst event to win as your first ranking title? Do NOT say Shoot-Out.
>>151583240Jimmy White mentioned “Ying Tong” earlier. I don’t know if he was talking about Zhao Xintong, which would be forgivable but who isn’t playing, or Zhou Yuelong which would just be unacceptable.
>>151584446Saudi Arabia Masters
>>151584446Riga Masters
>>151584446I think winning the Riyadh Masters without scoring a 167 would be fairly unprestigious.
GWAN JACK THE LAD
Who is this Temu Desi?
>>151584615That’s Jack Lisowski
>>151584446World Championship
>>151584615Desi's mum
>>151584446Imagine winning the masters but not ever winning any ranking events
>>151584446Champion of Champions.
>>151584529Jimmy had a flashback to the song "Ying Tong yiddle I po"
>>151584679They should wear those shirts more often for... reasons.
Players were asked who they thought would be top 5 in 2030, Maguire's answer:>I couldn’t give a shit. Five Saudi players we’ve never heard of. I don’t know. I don’t care. Not me.
>>151585990
>>151585990>before: money you win = ranking points>after: money you own = ranking points>first non-Saudi players appear around 110
>boys are back in town>captcha: whyypwhy indeed
I'll say what we're all thinking:GO ON THE BOY!
>>151585990lmao>>151588368>>151588575BoyChads we are so back
GWÖN MÖRK
zesty boy
How hard is it to shut the fuck up while a player is taking a shot
>all reds on the baulk cushion100% certified Mork match
I'm drinking this rnand I'm super coumfy, like in that pic with willo in a pile of pillows
>>151594468>mörk glögg
>>151594020certified Bobbins classic >>151594657>tfw no Glögg
>>151594468I'm sipping picrel.
>>151594468>glögg glögg glögg glögg glögg
>>151594877I have to be careful with anything that has even trace amounts of caffeine in the evening or I'll stay awake the whole night>>151594657>>151594823>>151594902it's delish
new!?
>>151596810are we back?
>page 10
>>151595505>I'll stay awake the whole nightAnd this night is going to be particularly long, worth to remember.
I guess we areimagine if we had to crawl back to sportschan so soon haha...
Snooker Island are laughing at >us again
>>151596810>>151596998>page 10But far from the bottom. I think it should live until Mork wins.
>>151597149>waiting for the decider
>>151597324>I think it should live until Mork wins.that's another 7 hours or so
>>151597149>>151597798>rerack
Okay, we're two steps from the abyss.I can't make a thread, because I have covid, so I'd infect everyone.GO ON THE BAKER
