Stars Edition Previous >>151285617there’s no hockey tonight
shit thread
eat dick dylan ya gay fag
>>151290075my canesies are UNDEFEATED :)
My name is Traxson and I love large black penises
/playoffsbound/
didn’t ask
>>151290083cope this is the stars year
My Bruins will win the Atlantic
>>151290075shit team
I though the troonins were the worst team ever and were taking years to get back into relevance, now the retard is saying they're back?
Travis Hamonic
thread fucking sucks see ya in the next one
>>151290140that’s you actually
>>151290078goalies
>>151290145Visigoths
Somebody post it
Thank god it’s Friday
>>151290157the roast?
>>151290119They’ve gotten lucky twice, they aren’t making playoffs
>>151290157
>>151290163from your lips to god's ears
>>151290075>rags
someone needs to photoshop a mamoswine with utah gear
lol what happened here I was sleeping
>>151290205ded things still suck
reminder that if you don't watch anything but the Gary League, you have no ice hockey to watch today
Gary needs to find a new scheduling czarina. Four teams start their season with back to backs. Zero broadcasts 4 days into the season.
What’s on /hoc/ fm today? I’m thinking psychedelic or metal
Collage hockey fans really hate McKenna already
>>151290205Detroit's post-season drought record is assuredit's nice they're not making us wait till mid-season this year
>>151290205Trust the Yzerplan
>>151290227why not listen to BTBAM and do both
>>151290219at least my local collegepuck team is playing
>>151290246shall give them a listen
>>151290230What's your favorite collage?
Zeev Buium? I hardly know 'um!
>>151290131According to Wings fans he was supposed to be a GR pick up.
>>151290230Four ranked Div1 teams lost yesterday, including my Golden Gophers to the BC Eagle, also a ranked teamThis year is going to be an interesting one, I can already tell
>>151290227Gary's favourite song about the humble, spring-time cuckold.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WqmkSMpqvg
The Detroit Red Wings are extremely bad at hockey.
>>151290289This isn't news
im on fire this morning, lads
>>151290284this is bc’s year :)
>>151290295I was at the game yesterday and it was brutal. Plenty of boos and then the crowd started cheering for the Lions and the Tigers.
>>151290289just relax bro trust in the 12 year rebuild
>>151290163‘Thank God it’s Friday’? Interesting… so you’re attributing the earth’s 24-hour rotational period reaching a particular orientation relative to your employer’s arbitrary work schedule… to God. fascinating how humans assign divine significance to a planet simply completing what it’s been doing for 4.5 billion years
>>151290075It's one game in, but am I right to be worried that my Cappies miss the playoffs? Think we are just too old.
>>151290314Who started its doing 4.5 billion years ago? Checkmate.
>>151290298Too early to tell, but they have plenty of strong competition, including Penn State, BU, and UMass >for a start
>>151290289At first I wasn't going to blame Gibson since Detroit's defense allowed like 4 2on1s but then The Canadians scored by like sauce passing it to the net from the blue line and then I gave up
>>151290314This gimmick is Gold, is this new???>I'm a fan
>>151290314Kek bodied that retard
>>151290314I wish I could be a neet but im poor
>>151290324Penn state are fucking cowards, they decided to go the "easy" route when playing schools outside their conference. I'm glad they lost to Clarkson, even though Clarkson is a good team
bruh
>>151290324for me it’s zoomass
>>151290364Clarkson is also a strong contender this yearAt any rate, BC and Gophers play again today, so maybe we'll see something good from Minneapolis, who knows>Air Force and Denver drop puck today, too, that'll be fun
Gibson embarrassed himself
>>151290406he's been an enemy of the dead wings for years, probably sandbagging as payback
The only real upset last night was UNH over Michigan State. Western Michigan is only ranked 1 because they won last year, they probably won't even be ranked at the end of the season
>>151290388The Minutemen are a great teamI love the small campus party scene; nothing really compares to it
>>151290406yanked in his debut big oof
>>151290434Amherst is full of libcucks
>>151290438That's a yikes for me
>college town in new england is full of libsno shit
>>151290446Does that offend you? How do you deal with your hurt feelings? Are you a drinker?I hate politics; let's focus on hockey instead of politics, K? pretty please?
does poouin get suspended, chat?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmlsGxVWoU8
>scoreless draw in Karlovy Vary
wtf gary where is the hockey
>>151290476Those Pissburgh unis are as awful as the city
>>151290484why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?
>>151290446I know but that describes all of mass desu. They have great food
>>151290485smackdown isn't even on tonight
>>151290493hot take for the day:massachusetts has the best chinese food in america
>>151290485Gary wisely took the day off for all of us to be able to play Battlefield 6 on launch day
>2 PPG players>still get MacKennaYou will hate us for 15 years
>>151290461Just like our eastern Canada
>>151290507I had some excellent chinese food in Quincy
Gary is taking the interns for ice cream and a movie
Why no games today?Gary is such a retard sometimes.
>>151290548suck it up, buttercup
>>151290535my great-grandmother was born and raised in quincy ive never been, tho
>>151290545how kind of him. i doubt he’s paying though
>>151290527??? you're not enjoying the gentrification of north end halifax?
>>151290558Hey, my Gramma was born and raised in St Louis, MOnever been
my dabres :(
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>>151290535I need to go there and get hot pot
>>151290575Stefanesque
>>151290559Of course, he's paying>but all the funding for the interns is in a trust fund remunerated by shady figures and possibly the Freemasons or the Rothschilds, so of course, Gary's money isn't hisWhy should Gary Bruce Bettman pay for things with his own money? was is he, the Government?>/sheesh/
>>151290575sharks belong in the ahl
>>>what is he, the[]
What is this dogshit new format???? BRING BACK THE OLD BOARD
>>151290571did she pass on any good bbq recipes? i got colcannon from my great-nan
>scoreless Finnish draws
Thank you Gary
>>151290638Gary needs better interns
>>151290558Irish or Italian?
>>151290623Oh yeah, all my Aunts are big foodies, and BBQ at our place is always a treat I think one of my aunts is a food purchaser, she'd jet around the globe making business deals for large amounts of food products and raw materials for Kroger, Albertsons, and other large markets >anyway, she really knows how to cook; family dinners are always epic at our place
>>151290663irish
>>151290643don't post that, you'll make the interns cry =(
>>151290667that's awesome!
>>151290650
>>151290650Jen
Flames 6 defenders have combined for a total of 0 points in the first two games. Play Parekh.
>>151290667do your aunts know you spend all day on 4chan being called a raped retard?
>first game of the year for Dallas>copey's already a seething bitchFeels good to be the king
>>151290775No he just blushes and laughs when they ask him why he doesn't have a girlfriend
>>151290595They wouldn't be able to compete with the Baracuda
>>151290793where's your cup king no milly?
>>151291058Where's yours from last season copey?
>>151291142knights: millystars: no milly
>>151291022Yzerplan status?
Predsbros…
>>151291022You can't judge a season off game one but when your big off season trade puts up a .615 and gets pulled and your third d pairing goes -3, one of which is another brilliant offseason addition, you really need to take a step back and consider if the season is already dead. Gibson and Hamonic can't be handwaved away as first game jitters, they were straight up abysmal dogshit the whole game and it isn't going to get any better.Like for fuck's sake, you have Trey Augustine quickly coming up for a slot on Grand Rapids seemingly permanently taken up by Cossa, in what world is cycling through washed up goaltenders the right decision to make instead of acclimating him to the NHL already? Does Stevie genuinely fucking think the wangs have a shot in the playoffs if only they keep around vet goaltenders? Oh man, we better fucking trade for Jonathan Quick just in case we make a run, we wouldn't want to trust a rookie goaltender in that situation.
Is Threepeat still on the menu?
we're watching Björklöven - Kalmarget in here
>>151291546BASED
>>151291520Absolutely
>>151290095Our Debbie’s!
>SHOOT!>SHOOT!How do we deal with these spectator menaces
Travis Hamonic couldn't have been that bad last night. He was a good Islander
>>151291599are you the chill swede or the bitter angry-at-the-world swede?
>>151291612What made you think playoff goals count toward the regular season record?
Chicago Blackcocks
Just dropped a marner so huge it felt like I got punched in the stomach
>>151291599Maybe the retards should shoot the puck instead of passing it like a retard
>scoreless draw in Kalmar
>>151291650based and rod pilled
>>151291654CORRECTION!!!!!!>the city of Kalmar
>>151291654yeah this is going to be dead, I put a modest 4€ on less than 6 goals
>>151291645Ever taken a marner so huge you image that's what it must feel like to ass raped?
>>151291520>>151291557Meow meow
>>151291634I wonder what kind of music they play on black K/HOC/
>>151291670You understand you are whats killing hockey? (You) are the reason Gary pumps ads whereever he can? This rant brought to you by DraftKings
>>151291693You can ban gambling and ads are going nowhere
>>151291520
>>151291693>(You) are the reason Gary pumps ads whereever he can
>>151291675after not eating enough veggies
>San Jose Sharks owner Hasso Plattner on Erik Karlsson: "You know his qualities and you know his deficiencies, he was not the most, how do I say it, team-friendly player".
>>151291818>Meanwhile...
jokinen's hifk boys aren't doing too great
>>151291838My lynxiues are too strong
>trb being an rb againmany such cases
>more dangerous draw in Joensuu
>>151291479It's not only that, it was centennial night so there was this pre-game show set up and all this other shit, introducing players either making their team or NHL debut.. Only for a massive underperformance after halfway through the first. After Montreal scored with 6 seconds left it's like they all collectively gave up, which would be whatever if it wasn't for so many circumstances
I'm a new fan - what are some websites for player and team stats you guys like? what are good stats to look for in player positions? I'm coming from baseball with WAR, wRC+, etc etc
>>151291835Why hasn’t Dubas traded him yet
>>151291956he's waiting until they are absolutely confirmed shit and then the fire sale begins
My habbies are playing their third straight road game tomorrow, all home openers for their opponent. Nothing to see here!
>>151291981I can confirm it right now
>>151291955I watch the games to see what fowards can dance or who is nutty in net.We don't moneypuck here
>>151292010Your calculations are... wrong
>>151292010then get Sid to my habbies STAT
>>151291955hockey stat nerds don't really exist on /hoc/But this book is a bestseller, and I recommend it if you need a ground-floor view with reliable stat guidance
>Karpat and Jokerit both loseno joy in Mudville, lads
>scoreless intermission in Frankfurt
>it's a rapey talking to himself about eurotrash no one watches episodeand I'm out
>most dangerous draw in Kalmar
>>151291838The most finnish man ever
Rags play tonight
>>151292042How about retard RAKELL?
>scoreless draws in Europe(Yurop)>captcha: AP00R
>>151291955Hockey stats are still in their meme phase since the data is so much harder to generate and isolate than baseball
>>151291955the only stat you need to know is that bud 1 on 041722
The biggest difference, I think, between baseball and ice hockey is the boxing and the allowability of fisticuffs during gameplay
>>151292279holy reddit please go back
>>151292156a tale of Milan to Minsk?
>>151292307Another large difference between hockey and baseball is the surface of play and, of course, skates v/ cleats
george parros returns
Normalize watching your sisters sweaty face as she defecates from chili
Johnny was a hockey wingerThirty-one years oldOne too many cold beers one nightFound himself on the wrong end of a Cherokee manifold
