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Stars Edition
Previous >>151285617
there’s no hockey tonight
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shit thread
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eat dick dylan ya gay fag
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>>151290075
my canesies are UNDEFEATED :)
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My name is Traxson and I love large black penises
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/playoffsbound/
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didn’t ask
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>>151290083
cope this is the stars year
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My Bruins will win the Atlantic
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>>151290075
shit team
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I though the troonins were the worst team ever and were taking years to get back into relevance, now the retard is saying they're back?
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Travis Hamonic
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thread fucking sucks see ya in the next one
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>>151290140
that’s you actually
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>>151290078
goalies
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>>151290145
Visigoths
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Somebody post it
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Thank god it’s Friday
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>>151290157
the roast?
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>>151290119
They’ve gotten lucky twice, they aren’t making playoffs
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>>151290157
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>>151290163
from your lips to god's ears
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>>151290075
>rags
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someone needs to photoshop a mamoswine with utah gear
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lol what happened here I was sleeping
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>>151290205
ded things still suck
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reminder that if you don't watch anything but the Gary League, you have no ice hockey to watch today
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Gary needs to find a new scheduling czarina. Four teams start their season with back to backs. Zero broadcasts 4 days into the season.
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What’s on /hoc/ fm today? I’m thinking psychedelic or metal
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Collage hockey fans really hate McKenna already
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>>151290205
Detroit's post-season drought record is assured
it's nice they're not making us wait till mid-season this year
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>>151290205
Trust the Yzerplan
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>>151290227
why not listen to BTBAM and do both
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>>151290219
at least my local collegepuck team is playing
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>>151290246
shall give them a listen
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>>151290230
What's your favorite collage?
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Zeev Buium? I hardly know 'um!
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>>151290131
According to Wings fans he was supposed to be a GR pick up.
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>>151290230
Four ranked Div1 teams lost yesterday, including my Golden Gophers to the BC Eagle, also a ranked team
This year is going to be an interesting one, I can already tell
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>>151290227
Gary's favourite song about the humble, spring-time cuckold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WqmkSMpqvg
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The Detroit Red Wings are extremely bad at hockey.
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>>151290289
This isn't news
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im on fire this morning, lads
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>>151290284
this is bc’s year :)
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>>151290295
I was at the game yesterday and it was brutal. Plenty of boos and then the crowd started cheering for the Lions and the Tigers.
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>>151290289
just relax bro trust in the 12 year rebuild
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>>151290163
‘Thank God it’s Friday’? Interesting… so you’re attributing the earth’s 24-hour rotational period reaching a particular orientation relative to your employer’s arbitrary work schedule… to God. fascinating how humans assign divine significance to a planet simply completing what it’s been doing for 4.5 billion years
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>>151290075
It's one game in, but am I right to be worried that my Cappies miss the playoffs? Think we are just too old.
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>>151290314
Who started its doing 4.5 billion years ago? Checkmate.
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>>151290298
Too early to tell, but they have plenty of strong competition, including Penn State, BU, and UMass
>for a start
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>>151290289
At first I wasn't going to blame Gibson since Detroit's defense allowed like 4 2on1s but then The Canadians scored by like sauce passing it to the net from the blue line and then I gave up
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>>151290314
This gimmick is Gold, is this new???
>I'm a fan
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>>151290314
Kek bodied that retard
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>>151290314
I wish I could be a neet but im poor
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>>151290324
Penn state are fucking cowards, they decided to go the "easy" route when playing schools outside their conference. I'm glad they lost to Clarkson, even though Clarkson is a good team
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bruh
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>>151290324
for me it’s zoomass
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>>151290364
Clarkson is also a strong contender this year
At any rate, BC and Gophers play again today, so maybe we'll see something good from Minneapolis, who knows
>Air Force and Denver drop puck today, too, that'll be fun
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Gibson embarrassed himself
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>>151290406
he's been an enemy of the dead wings for years, probably sandbagging as payback
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The only real upset last night was UNH over Michigan State. Western Michigan is only ranked 1 because they won last year, they probably won't even be ranked at the end of the season
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>>151290388
The Minutemen are a great team
I love the small campus party scene; nothing really compares to it
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>>151290406
yanked in his debut
big oof
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>>151290434
Amherst is full of libcucks
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>>151290438
That's a yikes for me
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>college town in new england is full of libs
no shit
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>>151290446
Does that offend you? How do you deal with your hurt feelings? Are you a drinker?
I hate politics; let's focus on hockey instead of politics, K? pretty please?
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does poouin get suspended, chat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmlsGxVWoU8
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>scoreless draw in Karlovy Vary
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wtf gary where is the hockey
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>>151290476
Those Pissburgh unis are as awful as the city
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>>151290484
why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?
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>>151290446
I know but that describes all of mass desu. They have great food
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>>151290485
smackdown isn't even on tonight
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>>151290493
hot take for the day:
massachusetts has the best chinese food in america
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>>151290485
Gary wisely took the day off for all of us to be able to play Battlefield 6 on launch day
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>2 PPG players
>still get MacKenna

You will hate us for 15 years
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>>151290461
Just like our eastern Canada
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>>151290507
I had some excellent chinese food in Quincy
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Gary is taking the interns for ice cream and a movie
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Why no games today?
Gary is such a retard sometimes.
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>>151290548
suck it up, buttercup
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>>151290535
my great-grandmother was born and raised in quincy
ive never been, tho
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>>151290545
how kind of him. i doubt he’s paying though
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>>151290527
??? you're not enjoying the gentrification of north end halifax?
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>>151290558
Hey, my Gramma was born and raised in St Louis, MO
never been
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my dabres :(
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>>151290535
I need to go there and get hot pot
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>>151290575
Stefanesque
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>>151290575
sharks belong in the ahl
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What is this dogshit new format???? BRING BACK THE OLD BOARD
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>>151290571
did she pass on any good bbq recipes?
i got colcannon from my great-nan
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>scoreless Finnish draws
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Thank you Gary
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>>151290638
Gary needs better interns
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>>151290558
Irish or Italian?
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>>151290623
Oh yeah, all my Aunts are big foodies, and BBQ at our place is always a treat
I think one of my aunts is a food purchaser, she'd jet around the globe making business deals for large amounts of food products and raw materials for Kroger, Albertsons, and other large markets
>anyway, she really knows how to cook; family dinners are always epic at our place
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>>151290663
irish
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>>151290643
don't post that, you'll make the interns cry =(
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>>151290667
that's awesome!
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>>151290650
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>>151290650
Jen
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Flames 6 defenders have combined for a total of 0 points in the first two games. Play Parekh.
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>first game of the year for Dallas
>copey's already a seething bitch
Feels good to be the king
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>>151290775
No he just blushes and laughs when they ask him why he doesn't have a girlfriend
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>>151290595
They wouldn't be able to compete with the Baracuda
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>>151290793
where's your cup king no milly?
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>>151291058
Where's yours from last season copey?
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>>151291142
knights: milly
stars: no milly
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>>151291022
Yzerplan status?
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Predsbros…
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>>151291022
You can't judge a season off game one but when your big off season trade puts up a .615 and gets pulled and your third d pairing goes -3, one of which is another brilliant offseason addition, you really need to take a step back and consider if the season is already dead. Gibson and Hamonic can't be handwaved away as first game jitters, they were straight up abysmal dogshit the whole game and it isn't going to get any better.
Like for fuck's sake, you have Trey Augustine quickly coming up for a slot on Grand Rapids seemingly permanently taken up by Cossa, in what world is cycling through washed up goaltenders the right decision to make instead of acclimating him to the NHL already? Does Stevie genuinely fucking think the wangs have a shot in the playoffs if only they keep around vet goaltenders? Oh man, we better fucking trade for Jonathan Quick just in case we make a run, we wouldn't want to trust a rookie goaltender in that situation.
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Is Threepeat still on the menu?
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we're watching Björklöven - Kalmar

get in here
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>>151291546
BASED
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>>151291520
Absolutely
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>>151290095
Our Debbie’s!
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>SHOOT!
>SHOOT!

How do we deal with these spectator menaces
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Travis Hamonic couldn't have been that bad last night. He was a good Islander
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>>151291599
are you the chill swede or the bitter angry-at-the-world swede?
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>>151291612
What made you think playoff goals count toward the regular season record?
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Chicago Blackcocks
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Just dropped a marner so huge it felt like I got punched in the stomach
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>>151291599
Maybe the retards should shoot the puck instead of passing it like a retard
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>scoreless draw in Kalmar
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>>151291650
based and rod pilled
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>>151291654
CORRECTION!!!!!!
>the city of Kalmar
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>>151291654
yeah this is going to be dead, I put a modest 4€ on less than 6 goals
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>>151291645
Ever taken a marner so huge you image that's what it must feel like to ass raped?
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>>151291520
>>151291557
Meow meow
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>>151291634
I wonder what kind of music they play on black K/HOC/
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>>151291670
You understand you are whats killing hockey? (You) are the reason Gary pumps ads whereever he can? This rant brought to you by DraftKings
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>>151291693
You can ban gambling and ads are going nowhere
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>>151291520
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>>151291693
>(You) are the reason Gary pumps ads whereever he can
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>>151291675
after not eating enough veggies
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>San Jose Sharks owner Hasso Plattner on Erik Karlsson: "You know his qualities and you know his deficiencies, he was not the most, how do I say it, team-friendly player".
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>>151291818
>Meanwhile...
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jokinen's hifk boys aren't doing too great
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>>151291838
My lynxiues are too strong
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>trb being an rb again
many such cases
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>more dangerous draw in Joensuu
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>>151291479
It's not only that, it was centennial night so there was this pre-game show set up and all this other shit, introducing players either making their team or NHL debut.. Only for a massive underperformance after halfway through the first. After Montreal scored with 6 seconds left it's like they all collectively gave up, which would be whatever if it wasn't for so many circumstances
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I'm a new fan - what are some websites for player and team stats you guys like? what are good stats to look for in player positions? I'm coming from baseball with WAR, wRC+, etc etc
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>>151291835
Why hasn’t Dubas traded him yet
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>>151291956
he's waiting until they are absolutely confirmed shit and then the fire sale begins
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My habbies are playing their third straight road game tomorrow, all home openers for their opponent. Nothing to see here!
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>>151291981
I can confirm it right now
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>>151291955
I watch the games to see what fowards can dance or who is nutty in net.
We don't moneypuck here
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>>151292010
Your calculations are... wrong
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>>151292010
then get Sid to my habbies STAT
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>>151291955
hockey stat nerds don't really exist on /hoc/
But this book is a bestseller, and I recommend it if you need a ground-floor view with reliable stat guidance
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>Karpat and Jokerit both lose
no joy in Mudville, lads
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>scoreless intermission in Frankfurt
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>it's a rapey talking to himself about eurotrash no one watches episode
and I'm out
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>most dangerous draw in Kalmar
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>>151291838
The most finnish man ever
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Rags play tonight
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>>151292042
How about retard RAKELL?
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>scoreless draws in Europe(Yurop)


>captcha: AP00R
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>>151291955
Hockey stats are still in their meme phase since the data is so much harder to generate and isolate than baseball
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>>151291955
the only stat you need to know is that bud 1 on 041722
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The biggest difference, I think, between baseball and ice hockey is the boxing and the allowability of fisticuffs during gameplay
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>>151292279
holy reddit please go back
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>>151292156
a tale of Milan to Minsk?
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>>151292307
Another large difference between hockey and baseball is the surface of play and, of course, skates v/ cleats
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george parros returns
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Normalize watching your sisters sweaty face as she defecates from chili
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Johnny was a hockey winger
Thirty-one years old
One too many cold beers one night
Found himself on the wrong end of a Cherokee manifold
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Thanks Gary
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>>151292382
As of this post I'm over the sexy sister gimick
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>>151292421

bad boy
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>>151292411
another disgusting trb post. you should be rotting in prison next to your hero sean higgins
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>>151292437
don't say that, he would want that
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Hungry at work but there’s no free food :(
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>>151292489

dont ever tell me how to live my life
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Heard Dustin Wolf got heavily exposed last night KWAB
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>>151292495
that's awful news
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>>151292545
I might break down and pay for food
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>>151292579
I guess it was impossible to imagine this morning that getting hungry would be a possibility for you today
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>>151292593
But I ate breakfast and lunch
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>>151292593
It happens everyday but I never plan for it
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>>151292579
have you tried stealing a co-workers?
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>>151292629
what do you mean you don't plan for it? what are the hours of meal prep you're doing on Saturdays for then?
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>>151292650
Wanking
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>>151292633
I’ll check the company fridge. There’s a lot of leftover food there
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Our Sennies won yesterday!
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should have known the yank on meal 8 of the day is going to rummage through coworkers lunches
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failed connections today
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>>151290205
Gibson is toast
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>>151292733
See >>151290003
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>>151292279
>>151292328
I miss him so much bros.
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>>151292421
struble didn't get one for his on jenik in the preseason, jenik was bleeding too
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my S&Psies are collapsing :(
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>>151292757
Dont cry because he's gone, smile because he was here.
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>>151292757
Well, turn on Zug and Servette, he literally still exists and plays in Switzerland, you knob
>You miss him not playing for Gary, that's what
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>>151292798
My Lizzies just keep going up
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>>151292757
Have we established if Puljujarvi is a Stanley Cup champion or not after last season?
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>>151292901
He’s not
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>>151292901
Jesse is as mediocre as they come and shows no sign of improvement, and it's a coin flip if he ever returns to the North American side to play again
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>>151292798
Our bearsies can't stop winning :)
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>>151292933
So he left as a champion?
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>>151292942
He barely suited up for the Checkers in that last series, and they lost
So no.. no ring for Jesse
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>>151292755
today i stand with you
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>>151292757
I will cut you a deal

>Canada gets pulju
>Finland gets $0 (CAD)

Will you take my deal?
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>>151293012
>not even future considerations
.... buljubros....
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Artem Zub has more points than McDavid. Ergo, Zub is the best player in the world
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>>151293076
retard
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>>151293076
compelling analysis
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RrrrrrrRRaaaarrRR im gonna win a cup!!!
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>>151293102
Hi Connor
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>>151293131
cute :3
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>>151293145
retard
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>>151293076
The fact that choose to compare Zub to McDavid instead of any other player reveals who the best player is
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>>151293157
what literature are you reading this week? have you shared any with drai?
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>>151293228
retard
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Did you know that eagles fans think never winning the division back to back and 2 Superbowls in 7 years under entirely different systems counts as a Superbowl lmfao
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>>151293247
Only football talk that is permitted is CFL talk
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>payday
Should I get Wendys or Chinese tonight for dinner
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>>151293247
Do you know where the handegg thread is?
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>>151293263
Chinese since it’s more special
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>>151293263
you should make your own food instead of ordering overpriced goyslop
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>wendy's
>chinese
yikes, take the veganpill
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Having a Sabrehood kind of day
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>>151292745
>waste the last good rebound season of your career on the fucking ducks
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MY nuckies beat YOUR flamsies yesterday
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>>151293286
Chinese it is
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put on a recap of the pens game last night and my dog immediately shat all over the couch
thanks islels
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>>151293331
did you know that china and japan are actuarry different country?
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>>151293331
Get some twice cooked beef and fried rice
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>>151293399
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>>151293330
Flamesfag in SHAMBLES after Wolf got exposed
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whats jamiroquai
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>>151293428
Not much, what's jamiroquai with you?
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>>151293399
just like my islanders
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>mid october
>still 70+ outside
JESUS
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>>151293460
tee time was delayed due to frost this morning
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>>151293418
>Bi-Landers

Thats the lgbt stuff Gary has been trying to promote
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Gary
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>>151293428
jamiroquai? j'ai pas entendu
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>>151293460
>b-but climate change is totally fake!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J31WHdPkeUg

it's up!
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>>151293294
I would tell you to kill yourself but you're way ahead of me on that
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>>151293488
careful now, keep talking like that and Thiel is going to call you the Antichrist
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>he was very "you can play" about it
kek
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Really Shorked it last night
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>>151293551
kek sedin sisters is my go to also no tampon bay?
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It's tenth and I have to tell you, /hoc/, I don't think we're as spooky as we should be at this point in October
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>>151293551
>Calgary Flamers is banned
Didn't the gays take these words back ?
Id say if we don't use these words the homophobic chuds win
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>>151293596
>tfw it is pumpkin month
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>>151293628
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>>151293596
Past few days the weather has cooled so it feels proper autumn, ive only watched one horror film however
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>>151293592
tampon bay is permitted but tampon gay is strictly forbidden
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>>151293460
it was that hot early this week but now it’s in the 50s
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>>151293654
What movie have you watched?
I try to watch all the Jason movies before Samhain arrives
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>>151293551
>hags
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>>151293551
>banned for saying "frog"
>habsgots the official reddit team
fucking quebequeers are something else
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>>151293736
Messiah of Evil. Might watch Cure (japanese occult detective stuff) tonight
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Which teams would match the Halloween theme if they played against one another?
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>>151293854
Princeton and RIT would be a bloodbath
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Kinda crazy Buffalo Sabres are already knocked out of play off contention
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>>151293854
Jets and Blue Jackets so the ghosts of Dan Snyder and Johnny Hockey can do battle in the ethereal realm.
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>>151293912
>Josh Norris already injured

Gawddamn I feel bad for that man
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>>151293854
San Fransisco Spiders vs the Savanna Ghost Pirates
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>>151293854
Oregon State Beaver
OK State Cowboys
Campbell Camels
Idaho State Begals
Lots of Tiger teams, actually
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>>151293854
Golden Knights vs senators could be spooky
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>ISU Bengals
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Wait... is there not a single game on today???
GAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRYYYYYY!!!
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>>151293951
Idaho State Beagles? That's not very spoopy
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Yum
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>>151294010
I'd rather have a cum bucket than that bucket of diabetes
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>>151293972
why do you talk about yourself so much?
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>>151293996
Don't worry, Our Sennies play tomorrow :)
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>>151294010
Noone likes freeze dried strawberries.
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>>151293998
sorry, I was talking about a Kittie team
my bad =\
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>>151293996
Must be some other major sport with a lot of games on today
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Is there anyone who is going to deny nhl goalies have gotten worse now? My beer league tender has better mental than these chucklefucks
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>>151294068
Hope you like college handegg
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>>151294073
gary made the pads smaller and he also put a small but powerful magnet in the puck that he can activate at will so that shots are more likely to curve at the last moment towards the corners of the net
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>>151294010
we're such a wasteful species
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>>151294073
Goalies are worse because shooters exploit them better. They should increase the size of the gear again
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>>151294073
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>>151294125
Can I draft her onto my fantasy team
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>>151294106
Shut up faggot
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>>151294127
Am I bothering you, you fucking pussy?
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>>151293854
Some would say a Leafs-Islanders game with playoff implications is downright terrifying
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>>151294095
>>151294108
what do pads and sticks have to do with doing spineroonis in the crease or scoring on yourself? Goalie coaching collapsed, now goalies are collapsing. Even the "good" ones pull shit like this now.
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>>151294158
Probably the vaccine
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>trb still can't acknowledge his infamous loss from april 17 2022
kwarb
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INCREASE THE SIZE AND WEIGHT OF THE PUCK, GARY

SLOW THEM DOWN WITH A DENSER, HEAVIER PUCK
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>>151294158
gary also put a small chip in every goalie's brain that when activated will instantly decrease their iq by 25 points. take the sharks goalie yesterday, for example. he pretty much had it activated for the entire game.
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>>151294158
>poke checks you with my extra long stick (lost art)
They need to do that more, you may be right anon
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>>151294186
No
no one ever remembers any of the things you talk about cause they never happened
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>>151294184
true which is extra sad because he still pretends to be an expert on ego death despite everyone seeing that he can't admit he lost to bud and mitch
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where are you guys streaming games now since streameast got nuked?
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>th-that chilly easter evening never happened!!
oh he's bubblin' already
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>>151294212
onhockey .tv has that shit now
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>>151293504
>we got shannon at home
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>>151294044
Smoothie strawberries are too expensive for the sharks
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>>151294212
just be a good goy and give gary your shekels
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NEVER FORGET
THE CHILLY EASTER WHEN "IT" HAPPENED
KWACERB
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>>151294212
this little box my indian friend gave me. It's like roku but everything is pirated. It's full of indian shows but they have every live sports channel and every TV or movie the day it's released.
I think Chinese people have something similar here, just with Chinese stuff.
Seriously, just ask minorities.
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>>151294212
Nice try Gary
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PLEASE CONTACT RAINN OR YOUR LOCAL SUPPORT CRISIS HOTLINE

KWACERB
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Looks like the jig is already up for who wins the Hart again this year...
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>>151293504
>"the first jersey I was buying for this season"
>mental breakdown over another team's jersey being out of stock

Americans have too much money for their own good
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>Uuhhhhhhhhhhh this place called the Internet... duh
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>>151294270
Why doesn't this guy ever win the Hart trophy?
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i wonder if trb cried when he went to bed the night of the chilly easter evening because it finally showed how much he's hated
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>>151294279

You need the jersey to help keep you warm from that chilly easter night

KWACERB
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>>151294279
he's a canadian you stupid smelly swedish freak
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>>151294284
the gummer crew is now blacklisted from winning any trophy, otherwise it would make a lot of sense for hart to win the hart I do agree
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>>151294301
We don't alliterate here on /hoc/.
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it's gonna snow tomorrow
:)
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>>151294301

You are upset because of what happened on that Cold easter eve

You were violated
You are a victim
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>>151294327
It started pissing rain in Vancouver
6 months until sunlight
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>>151294301
Canadian is not the preferred nomenclature. Chinaman, please.
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>>151294301
why the fuck is a Canadian wearing full pens gear and buying Blackhawks jerseys
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>>151294335
stop it rapey, we all know it's you
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>>151294343
It’s going to rain a lot here in >rags territory
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>>151294301
Swedish is not the preferred nomenclature. Somalian, please.
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>>151294353
because he's the poor man's shannon and buys gear for all teams. his accent is canadian.
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The schizo is back and making every post about himself.... again
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>>151294378
Doesn't sound Canadian, they say "about" like "aboot"
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:3
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>>151294399
Bet he can bench 3pl8
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>>151294378
>his accent is canadian
that's just normal among many diehard hockey fans in the USA: https://www.popsci.com/science/hockey-weirdest-thing/
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>>151294399
Do you think he could've carried the sabres to a cup?
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>>151294378
>he's canadi- *looks at pic rel* ack!!


he's likely just from minnesota or one of the dakotas
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>>151294353
Both the Penguins and Black hawks are Canadian teams
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>>151294413
doesn't even look like he could carry the cup, let alone the sabres
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>>151294418
Yah you can tell by his accent he aint canadian
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it's apart of the game
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>doesn't even look like he could carry the c-
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copey's Acies finna win dat chip
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>it's time for Reggie Time
>get ready for Reggie Time
>if you're not ready for Reggie Time
>get ready for Reggie Time

HALF A BONG
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>>151294443
But like, why do you have this saved.
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>>151294418
that anon just thinks if a person doesnt talk in black ebonics they must not be american
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>>151294477
I mean... if they're under 20 it is a good generalization
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>>151294327
No snow until December in my neck of the woods :(
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>>151294404
wolf can't but cros can
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>>151294476
Because I took that photo
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>>151294491
Mirin’ those legs
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>>151294520

Stay away from schools and daycares weirdo
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>>151294530
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>>151294545
takes a full minute for his ass to follow him through the door when he enters into the room
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>>151294530
>>151294545
Dat ass. No wonder he wears a jockstrap
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Crosby will pull a Jagr and
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>>151294441
I don't think rachel has ever met a minnesotan (lucky desu)
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>>151294520
Flames fans have the best oc :)
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>>151294520
from a young yard to a full grown tard
what have the flames done to him?
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>>151294576
:)
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>>151294443
Anon. I know you canadians haven't seen the Stanley Cup in some time. But that is not the real one.
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>>151294607
I've seen the Cup. I've seen it plenty. And by that I mean:
C - see
U - you
P - pee
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>>151294624
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needless to say
our flames are
/cupbound/
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>>151294624
trb RTFO
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>>151294571
I hope Crosby plays until he's 45
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Bitch Marner
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>0 games today
>16 games tomorrow
>1 game on Sunday
When the literal fuck will this Gary bullshit end?
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>refuses to have games on the same day as baseball or football games are on
cool sport, Gary
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>>151294700
Just took a bitch marner right now
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>>151294690
If he starts abusing PEDs like OV this last season he could
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>>151294711
Gary is very precise when it comes to scheduling. He weighs each day against every single popular televised league in America and calculates the exact amount of viewers were they stacked head to head and also what overlap there is, and within that overlap who will choose this over that. So sadly, it will never end.
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>>151294715
Gary wants people to go out and have sex on friday nights
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>>151294748
Is Gary gonna pay for my vasectomy?
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>>151294755
No but he did pay for your circumcision
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>>151294748
Gary supports our volcel friends
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>>151294742
Wish americans forgot about hockey desu. Frankly dont care about the usa sports leagues that are fucking up our hockey shedule
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Gary would just as soon you go out and get some ice cream and maybe buy a jersey this season
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>>151294742
gary goes through all these lengths to "gerrymander" viewership then still ends up losing to the wnba
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>>151294799
Gary can't compete with my Acies
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>>151294776
mlb ploffs are kino
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>>151294470
tru king only two and a half hours away
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reminder
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>>151294860
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>>151294875
kino stick
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lads make sure to send OUR acies your eknergy toknight. we all know the elimination game is the hardest to win
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>>151294857

stay away from women creep
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The NHL has moved up the start time of Monday's Leafs-Red Wings game to 2 p.m. to avoid going head to head with Game 2 of the ALCS hosted by the Blue Jays.

Fans are invited to stay in their seats at Scotiabank Arena to watch the baseball game, too
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>reggies
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>>151294860
>no flyers home
>no blues home
?
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why do other leagues have such weird cups
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>>151294860
imagine being so transgender you put two Dickgirls jerseys in your list
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>>151294905
the other League don't have cups
trophies instead
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>>151294905
They’re not cups
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>>151294922
but how do you drink out of the flag one?
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>>151294932
I'm uncertain
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even the CFL figured it out
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I can't eat Captain Crunch out of a chrome football
terrible design
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>>151294954
rightful stampies property
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Bros did anyone else see the Leafs win a 5-2 slobberknocker against rival Montréal?
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>>151294905
what city owned all 4 at once
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>>151294964
oulu
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>>151294748
But I don’t know any women
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>>151294960
remember when our stampies greatest rival changed their name from the eskimos to the elks kek
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>>151294327
>>151294490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q_Bbd2SGtY
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>most dangerous lead
>>
SCARRRRRRRRRR
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>>151294010
3,200 calories
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>red wings know they are shit after 1 game
>buffalo knows they are shit after 1 game
>sharks know they are shit after 1 game
Who else?
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>>151294988
cute :3
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That's my goalie, right there. Future's bright.
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>>151295024
Well, we're all big, strong, growing boys
>except for that one lady, she's not a dude
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>>151295026
Flames
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>>151294010
That looks disgusting
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Reminder: Flames convincingly beat the oilers ass 2 days ago
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>>151295048
>solved in gary time
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>>151295036
Hate the flames but they are 1-1.

Detroit's coach gave a press conference after the game calling out the team for being shit. After 1 game.

Buffalo got boo'd off of home ice on opening night.

Sharks just shorking.
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>>151295057
Only got that far due to insane luck on the oilers part
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>>151295036
They beat the oilers on opening night and they'll use that cope through November at least
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>>151295068
more like wolf choking away a point to a division rival
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>>151295076
Flames are winning every game against the Oilers and losing every other game. We shall win the battle of Alberta and secure McKenna. Try and stop us.
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>>151295097
>fumes finally get a first overall
>use it to draft a winger
pottery
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>flames top draft pick ever was fucking Sam Bennett at #4
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FUCKING SCARR ALREGGIE!!!!
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>it was 0-2
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>>151295130
;p;
>>
based edition
also fuck you gary for 0 games on first friday night
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WAGING IS OVER :D
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>>151294766
thanks
>>
DALLAS
>STARS
DALLAS
>STARS
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Real queers queering off hours.
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>friday night
>day 4 of the season
>no games scheduled
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>>151295048
We are the best! :)
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>>151295321
Thank you Gary
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>>151295308
My time
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I don't see why Friday has no games
Caps and Rags play tomorrow, and then, they play Sunday
We could have had another pair of teams play back-to-back
>We won't, but we could have
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcHwdv4hvho
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What did he mean by this?
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remember when ashley got kicked out of cornell KWAB
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>>151295400
stud is a horse breeding term that implies that the athlete is of high grade
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>>151295412
No, proof or go fuck yourself
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sippin tea, rippin ass, what could be better than this
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>>151295416
I thought it was stud as in a wall stud.
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>>151295400
Barzal didn't watch the WCF
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>>151295308
Wagies have escaped
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>>151295423
where does she play now you simp raped retard?
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reggies are getting regulated
>>
BKFC ICE WARS 3: Laporte vs Lafferière
in 15 minutes
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>>151295374
I don't see why you thought playoff goals counted toward regular season records
>>
>>151295460
they do



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