OP is a lawyer
patty cuckatini
Drake Maye is LITERALLY a top 5 QB this season
>the Jets quarterback is a WHAT???
Patrick Mahomo is better than every quarterback Philly has ever had COMBINED
>>151293340>I DON'T START THE DEBATES I ONLY FINISH THEM
>>151293350It's amusing to me that Fields was basically a bust from the minute he got into the league.
is he the Dave Roberts of the NFL?
How probable is a post season with only white quarterbacks?I think the biggest reach is that no one besides Dart from NFCE makes it
>>151293389Answered your own stupid question
*walks up on stage**adjusts suit coat**shoots my cuffs**opens folded piece of paper**adjusts mic stand**taps microphone**ahem*>King Kong went to Hong Kong to play Ping Pong with his Ding Dong
Ok so what if I get a massive heavy giant QB thats more or less unsackable? I only need a center at the gigaqb just throws at one of the many many free receivers within 1.5s?
>>151293398
Reminder I wanted Sirianni fired in both 2023 and 2024. Kellen Moore clearly was the real head coach last year.
>>151293405Al Davis tried that. Biggest bust of all time.
>>151293405you'd probably win at least 1 superbowl
>>151293405I think that was the plan with vince young
>DuuuUUuUUuuVVvAaaAAAaaLLL
Daboll BTFO again. What a retard
>>151293405>QBJust find the hardest hitting linebacker you can find and move him to fullback
>>151293441This was Mara's opportunity to fire him
>>151293405The Steelers won 2 rings doing this
Did Diggs derail Buffalo's season?
what went wrong?
>>151293464Mara clearly doesn't want to fire him. He could have easily done it after the Chiefs game.
>>151293473kek based Dov brining the heat
>>151293473>35 out of 32 starting QBsWho are the other two outside of Mac, Wilson is probably one of the kek
>>151293494He's hotter than an oven!
>>151293500I'm guessing Wilson and Burrow
I said the Giants were going to have a good season at the beginning of the year, then I said they were not after the rocky start. I am now back on the Giants train. I knew they were going to have a good season.
>>151293523I thought they would be better than they started, but had they started with Dart they'd probably be at or above .500 now. They probably win both the Cowboys and Chiefs games with Dart.
>>151293405That’s pretty much Josh Allen
>>151293389Incredibly improbable and I'll be personally rooting against this for hate related reasons
>>151293464Everybody wants coaches fired, but nobody has any coaches in mind to replace them with.
for me, it's comfy sunday evenings starting from 8pm when redzone starts
>>151293473He was always a check down fag and meme scrambler. This style of QB is getting figured out.
We need more retarded, absolutely brain damaged running backs in the league
>>151293562Whoever your passing game coordinator is, just do it
>>151293562Miami has to pull the trigger first. The second McDaniel is on the market coaches are going to drop like flies.
>>151293562This. Fans are retarded
>>151293562Jim Bob Cooter
look at this shit 1/4
Does Ryan Clark know ball?
>>1512936492/4
>>151293656He's speaking in terms of physical talent and he's right.
>>1512936623/4
>>151293584No he wasn't lol. Had great downfield stats just a couple years ago
>>151293656Game management is the apex talent
Belichick must be absolutely seething that him and Jordon won’t be the Giants head coach next season.
>>1512936744/4
RYAN CLARK JUST APOLOGIZED AGAIN
>>151293662>negative yards>7 points scored???
it's getting chilly outside
>>151293708Finally comfy weather
>>151293405He gets addicted to lean and becomes a giant bust
>>151293705the Bucs foombled and they had a short field
>>151293714it is truly a blessing to have four distinct seasons
>>151293656He's right, none of them were physical specimens like Steve Young or Aaron Rodgers. Playing qb is more than natural talent.
>>151293656He's right, all three are ball iq over ability
>>151293683>has that dog in him >gayleb and kyler (korean) touche
>>151293656Peyton had the talentBrady had the gigabrainI dunno about Brees I didn't watch him play much, he had a dome I guess?
eagles bros, we're going to be okay
>>151293656>OMG Steven A. Smith said what???His job is to goad you into engagement, discussion, and bring attention to the ESPN show that he's on.
>>151293764brees was a leader
>>151293764Peyton had a mediocre arm, Ryan Leaf was all talent and busted immediately
>JAXSOOOOOOOOON... JAXSON WHERE ARE YOU?>Oh thank God, There you are! Hurry and grab your helmet Jaxson we're not staying in here.kek Daboll was in pure panic mode
>>151293764Peyton was an IQ guy who developed. Coming out of college Ryan Leaf was seen as the stronger talent.
>bustin fields APOLOGIZE
>>151293405There are no easy fixes in the NFL
>>151293656>>151293680>Game managementThese guys were putting up 4000+ yard seasons in their sleep, let alone a few 5000 yard seasons. Jalen Hurts has never had a 4k yard season. Lamar has had one. Josh Allen has had a few but never even sniffed 5k.
>>151293837Jameis had a 5k season, bit of a nothingburger imo
>>151293820bustin fields gonnna bust your bussy
really makes you think
>>151293820>despite the lossesC'mon man don't do this to yourself.He doesn't throw picks because he's too busy taking dumbass sacks and scrambling when his first read isn't open.
>>151293887Delusional. All six charger fans were on suicide watch after that game.
>>151293764Brees didn't have elite arm strength but he was crazy accurate. Has the highest completion % of the three
>>151293875Was that the year where he threw 30 tuddies and 30 interceptions? That was a wild season
>>151293656he wears a brooch with his initials on it
>>151293806This is actually funny. Dude has no poker face
>>151293875He was in a target rich environment, offense was tuned for numbers
>>151293815No. Peyton was actually NFL ready and elite from day 1. People meme on his rookie interception record, but they forgot that he broke like a dozen rookie records including most pass yards and most TDs, and was 3rd in the league behind Favre and Steve Young.
>>151293905You sure obsessed with us 6 fans, living rent free in your head for no reason unless your team has a nigger QB and your seething
>>151293473>There are eagles fans that thought Jalen was a top 10, even top 5 qb.Lmao
Herbiebros... the Madison Beer pussy was a trap...
>>151293875And Jameis has as many owl rings as Lamar and Allen
>>151293678He probably had more time when he was starting and then tape happen. He has no damn arm strength, it's above Tua, but he's trash in that department.
>>151293905To be fair, I'm on suicide watch regardless of whether or not the chargers are playing
>>151294001With jews you lose
>>151293806that's a spanking
>>151293820>minimum 4 games playedcherry picked ass stat
>>151293806me peeping in the shower while my sister is in there
>>151294001>Seahawks trade Wilson and start Geno at the right time>Seahawks let Geno walk and sign Darnold at the right timeWhich QB is revitalizing their career in Xeattle next?
>>151294001He should've denied her his essence
>>151293324Hello yanks.Who is this bloke?Met him last week on a job. We were comparing rings.Seemed nice enough just classic yank excitable. Shared some sweet potato chops with him.
>>151294059Fields
>>151294059Whichever bust the Jets draft next I guess
>>151293977Nah I've just been been following the Chargers more closely for the past couple of years because its fun to see Jim coach in the NFL again. I hope you guys win an owl with Harbaugh to make up for that fact that we got so close three years in a row with him.
>open twitter screenshot>it aint my man Dov but some irrelevant nobodyPAIN
>AFC is wide open Aaron Rodgers is getting ready for one last ride to the Super Bowl
Jalen Hurts is just a black Bo Nix
>>151294150Goodell will never let it happen.
>>151294136Heartbreaking: it's not my dovslop
>>151294080Dick Ringle
>>151293473Black qbs
>>151294080How the fuck should we know? Didnt you even bother to ask his name?
>>151294182Steelers stairway to seven is Goodell’s plan B for when the Chiefs miss the playoffs.
>>151293405Big Ben was arguably the closest to this and he turned into a statue by the time he was in his mid 30s. He was the best QB of all time when it came to breaking tackles and extending plays, plus he had an amazon cannon for an arm. Unfortunately, most colleges nowadays just want thin, sneaky dual-threats for QBs rather than guys like Ben who can't rush for shit but can take a pounding and lob missiles. Closest you got right now are Herbert and Lamar, but the latter has dropped and gained weight every other season and the former has a god awful o-line.
KWAFB
>>151294059Darnold was already balling out for the 49ers and Vikings before though.
>>151294251It was very fun to watch while it lasted though
>>151294268AAAAHH REFFIES SAVE ME
>>151293405Cam Newton was close to this but got saddled with shit for offensive tackles his entire prime. Once Jordan Gross retired he never had a left tackle that wasn't replacement level again.
>>151294235Presumed he was staff.Someone told me after those rings means he's a sports player. They wouldn't tell me his name though. Don't care that much, just wondered.>>151294193I presume that's a joke because google didn't come up with anything.
>>151294080Why are you hugging another guy, you're gay lmao
>>151294080thats my unc joffrey
>>151294318Shit, I forgot about Cam Newton. He should've had a super bowl win, that man at his prime was as close as we got to an IRL Juggernaut.>>151294281We were spoiled for QB talent in the 2000s, hopefully we're going to be out of the dark ages soon
>>151293683>Bryce>no dogBasically every win he's ever had has been a come from behind game winning drive other than that 30-0 rape of the Failcons
>>151294328How is my arm around him? He forced the selfie then sent me this later after getting my number off some other fella we were working with. Blocked him instantly
i do not care for cam skattebo
>>151294268Eaglesfags are so fucking soft holy shit lmao
>>151294406Coward.
>>151294392Dawgs don't lose by 3-4 possessions every other week and go down 2 possessions most weeks
>>151294080thats the mahomes schizo
>>151294393kek the absolute state of you ladWhy did you save the picture, then post it to 4chan to try and satisfy your curiosity if youre so bent out of shape by the whole thing?Hes probably just some assistant or staff member who seemed like a friendly guy. no need to sperg out
>>151293806Yeah I don't blame him. I was at the game and when Wilson threw that shit pass into the turf the Boos came down hard on him from the crowd.
its time Breeciebrostime to become a Bearsie
What does Nick Wright have against Brock Purdy?
>>151294471he cute
>>151294471>what does a Jew have against a devout Christian.It's a mystery...
Soon
>>151293473>YikesI have that click bait faggot
>>151294001>D. Maye in top right, despite being supported by a top 32 run game
>>151293905THERES HALF DOZENS OF US
He was a Skattebosaid see ya laterbohe wasnt good enough for Hurts
The Immaculate Reception was an incomplete pass btw
>*cooks up the 12th most passing tuddies of all time*Your response sp?
The Hail Mary was Offensive Pass Interference. Drew Pearson pushed off.
>>151294600Cope, dykequeen
hey, I know you guys forgotso I just wanted to remind youthe green bay packers are in fact an nfl football team
>>151294595BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151294595Go home and start a podcast.
apologize
The Philly Special was an illegal formation btw
>>151294632How did he get his head to do that
/ourvikies/
>>151294613>>151294648hmmmm
>>151294632We all know squirts is a fraud and bus rider
>>151294638This is correct.
>>151294414Eagles fans are fucking insufferable entitled cunts and always have been. The only reason that it hasn't been highlighted as much is because they've had a great team but the shittiness has always been there. There is genuinely no city least deserving of seeing their team have success than these pieces of shit.
>JAXSON DONT GO INTO THAT TENT!>JAXSOOOOOOOOOON!
>>151294641Do what? Progress through his reads? Idk he's sharp
>>151294414Beneath their tough guy bravado, absolutelySome of the most overtly sensitive faggots who take every bad play personally
>>151294670kek he said that
>>151294670lmao
i miss the Nick foles led eaglesbus rider Squirts aint it
>>151294678They’re the only fanbase I genuinely believe are a vast majority of awful human beings.
>>151294703AJ Brown gonna revoke Squirts' pass soon.
1-16Cam Ward will feast
I sometimes wonder to myself why philly is such a terrible placeand then I remember it’s where pennsylvania meets new jersey and it starts to make sense
Post>your team>your rating of the season so far out of 10
>>151294721I cant wait for AJ Brown to do absolutely nothing after he gets traded.
Going to the UNT game tonight. Ate a bag full of reeses and drank a cap full of miralax with a coke. Building an ass bomb for the bathroom.
>>151294747Jaggies9/10
>>151294752He'll be a 2000 yd receiver in NE
>Hail Mary pt 2 on MNF this weekOh yeah I think we have kino on the schedule lads. Gayleb gonna be crying on the sideline again
>>151294764there are no nfl teams in nebraska
>>151294595How does he feel knowing Daboll hates him so bad
>>151294770I can't wait bro. I miss my Commies
>>151294790Sean Payton hated him too, so I'm sure he's used to it
>>151294790Every time I see Russ, Johnny Cash's version of Hurt plays in my head.
>>151294790Daboll sucks just as much as he does.
>>151294796Rooting for Caleb, Jayden, and Penix to succeed.
>>151293378so's is his replacement but Williams has had one good game this season so he gets a pass for now
>>151294811>Williams has had one good game this seasonHe's played well in every game so far
>>151294790Wilson has a ring, Daball won't have a job by the end of the year>>151294797Does anyone like Payton? Even Aints' fans say hes a worthless hack
godleb is elite
OP is seething again
5000 word essay on Cam Skattebo descending to the 7th level of Hell to defeat Lucifer
>>151294796The future is bright fratello
I just know that meathead Dan makes them hit too hard in practice
did we ever get an update on the anon who had a chance to cash out for $1250 when the score was 17-14?
>>151294452Just asking who it was and being friendly in a foreign thread, fuck do I know about your gayboy sport.
>>151294810cool it with he racism anon
>>151293683Kek
>>151294802Is he really playing himself out of the HOF?
>>151294870Youre clearly enamored and obsessed with big strong Americans
>>151293662Sirianni is very lucky and very overrated coach but he have to go Sandusky to get fired after a Super Bowl season.
>>151294879If Aikman can make it in then Wilson will eventually too
>>151294879>Is he really playing himself out of the HOF?>playingPlayed. Youre looking for the past tense word Played, because its already happened.
>>151294858brah...at this point we might as well have the practice squads be playing. never seen so many injuries this season
>>151294873No
>>151294406i do not care for AI women
>>151293977Luckily his ass got benched for Indiana Jones and he's not coming back anytime soon; especially after telling his agent to tell the media that he would like to be traded. As if any team in the NFL is dumb enough to trade for a lazy ass running back who took himself out of a game because he was tired.
>>151294831Trubisky was trash and Shitleb is even worse.
>>151294870Are you with the face scribbled over who is wearing the rings? Or the other guy whose face we can see but doesn't have rings? What is going on here
I think Rodgers still has another year in him after this. He's looked perfectly fine.
>>151294942I'd trade for him but he needs to learn how play WR or TE
>>151294943You don't watch games
Ngl fun first season to watch the sports.
>>151294907See>>151294891
>>151294952Rodgers is gonna play until a team refuses to start him.
>>151294973How do you deal with all of the alcohol ads? Don't you people find it haram?
Why traditionally shitty teams seem to be doing well or better as a whole this year while powerhouse teams keep losing to them?
>>151294013This is me if we lose to the tuna fish
>>151294974Aikman was well liked by his team mates and coaches. Plus he got the "played for the Cowboys" bump.Russlel is hated and tossed out on his head by teammates and coaches everywhere hes been. He gives everyone the ick. Hes out.
>>151294013God, I love these.
>>151295005Those "good" teams are paying several guys top dollar whereas those "bad" teams tend to have more cap space to work with
>>151295021
>>151295012Aikman also played on an offense with 5 HoFers but only broke 20 tuddies once whereas the only potential HoFer's Wilson has ever played with was Lynch and Jimmy G
>>151294981nah he's not gonna sign for a team he doesn't think has a chance
>>151295033
>>151295012Isn’t he known for giving out noice gifts to his o line? “His teammates hate him” seems kind of suspect.
>>151294747>Colt 1911a1s >100/10. benched lazy, ugly, entitled, stupid negroni QB
>>151295055the gift was his wife's warm bussy
>>151295055he's a cornball brotha
>>151293977>your seething>your
>>151295055Yeah he did which is ironic considering he was constantly playing behind a bottom 5 oline in Seattle. He was probably delusional enough to think that their performance would increase if he gave them gifts
>>151295043Anon, he was a Jet last year.
>"i'm very excited, especially knowing what he can do with the ball in his hands" Higgins said of Flacco
>>151295082you don't know ball if the think the Jets weren't a QB away from competing in 2023
>>151295034>Aikman also played on an offense with 5 HoFers but only broke 20 tuddies onceDifferent era, different game. Boomers gonna boomer. >the only potential HoFer's Wilson has ever played with was Lynch and Jimmy GMarshawn carried that offense in the playoffs not Rus. Its Lynch who has a play immortalized with a special name, not Rus.Also just casually ignoring one of the greatest defenses ever to try and play goalie for Mr. Unlimited diarrhea is silly. Hes OUT anon, and that okay.
>>151294926And yet Dan will somehow coach them to a pro bowl performance before inevitably, they have to find 4th stringers in Canada
I don't not not know no ball
>>151295093A QB won't fix an organization that hasn't won a playoff game in 15 years. You can blame the coaches but at that point the blame falls on ownership for neglecting to do anything about it
omw2fyb
>>151295132black never looked so white
>>151295100Look up Marino's stats from the 80s and you'll realize that that's a retarded argument And they had Lynch as a starter in 2011 with TJack as QB but went 7-9 again even with ETIII, Sherman and Bam Bam. The Seahawks didn't become a legitimate threat until they drafted Wilsona and Bobby Wagner in 2012. Wilson was never going to be a first round ballot and will probably have to wait longer than Alexander does but he has the stats to make in eventually
>>151293473Squirts is a game manager, not a playmaker
>>151295093>The jets were one player away from being a force in the NFL, you just don't know football
>>151294831black QBs who can't run sometimes have long careers
>>151293324>he's sneaky fast>he's a team player>he's a respectful young man>he's got the "it" factor>he stays out of trouble
>>151294670Lol
micro penis jr
>>151295162MAC
I matched with a black girl on tinder
>>151295185Ask if shes willing to call you Massa
>>151295046How much meth do they smoke?
>>151294747>Loins>7/11(defensive starters dealing with injuries)
>>151295143>Look up Marino's stats from the 80s and you'll realize that that's a retarded argumentIm not going to do that, as im already quite familiar with one of the GOATS. He was a true outlier. Bringing up Marino works against you here because he never won a owl, he got in on pure talent and absolutely shattering passing records. Some of which are only just recently getting broken by NuNFL meme chucking. RusSHIT hasnt done anything close to that. He has rings, yes, but literally everyone agrees now after seeing him outside of Seattle with a generational RB and an all time defense that he was a soggy ass bus rider. Its over anon. Most QBs go out sad, let it go.
>>151295074Russ makes all of his offensive lines look worse than they really are because he runs into sacks and can't see over them so he can't make a lot of quick throws and his difficulty accounting for rushers. It doesn't help that he he's never been very good at reading a defense either.
Honestly, I think Ernest P. Worrell would be a better coach for the Browns than Stefanski.
>>151295110might as well get half of the UFL too
>>151295132Based Wiggers
>>151295222Adam Sandler would be a better coach than Kekstinki
>>151295185Thats how you know your down bad
>>151295208I think Brady and to an extent LeBron convinced certain players that they could also age like wine. They didn't realize Brady and LeBron are one in a trillion superhumans with devil magic on their side.
>>151295241Sandler knows ball, so probably.
>>151295046
I used to know ball but then forgot
>>151295255CTE. Many such cases
>>151295255are kiwis friendly?
>>151295132>>151295240I have been really sad lately, so to cheer myself I matched with a girl on tinder and decided to try out this "wigger" character I have been workshopping. I bought some jordans and some oversized shirt and jeans and picked her up blasting "mafia nighaz" by 3 6 mafia. I had it on loop and I drove her to restaurant that was 20 miles away. The restaurant is chilis. After the third loop, she asked if she could switch songs and i just turned up the volume and said "nah, I needs to get in my zone, pimp." I also finished every sentence with "pimp" or "nah i'm sayin" When we got to the restaurant, I ordered a ton of food- like $80 worth and even casually ate out of her plate sometimes. I then whipped out a flask and said I had lean in it and kept telling her to try it, knowing she wouldn't. I then told her I had to go to the bathroom and just left the restaurant. Made me feel so much better. I needed that.
>>151295249this gets me every time kek
>>151295244Devil here, can confirm.
>>151293405Jared Lorenzen. Played for the giants
>>151295244but Lebum isn't even good anymore, at least Brady was performing
>>151295273
>>151295292F to a Super Bowl champion.
>>151295292I never remember the Pillsbury throwboys real name
>>151295207I wasn't comparing Marino to Wilson you retard, I was pointing out that Marino had better stats in the 80s with completely garbage team than Aikman did in the 90s with one of the most stacked rosters in the history of the game because you said it was a different era of football. I could have mentioned other QBs like Montana, Favre and even Bradshaw too but went with Marino because he was the best ally it>>151295208I'm a Shithawks fan, that's true nowadays but he developed that habit because he could never get a clean pocket in Seattle because they never choose to invest money in the oline. Looking back at it trading away a 2nd year QB's only good olinemen for a TE that couldn't block is what ruined his career, and that's entirely because Pete Carroll chose to get cute instead of running the ball. SB49 broke both Pete and Wilson, just in different ways
>>151293523Dart almost got killed last night. He's doing an RG3 getting beat up way too much
Was he framed?
>>151295320Yeah, framed between the asscheeks of his center.
>>151295046I thought Sweet Dee was an Eagles fan?
>>151295343she's a bad actress, is what she is
>>151295320Nope, just hammered
do jets fans miss the mark sanchez days since its the last time they were kind of good?
>>151295364if by hammered you mean high on coke>was seen doing wind sprints in the alley
Free Sanchez
Giants are in troubbbllleeeee for their shitty concussion protocol last night
>>151295320Sam Bankman-Fried?
>>151294747>Jags>8/10
>>151295371>ynr that Dirty Sanchez brought the Jest to back to back AFCCG's and outplayed Brady in a post season game
>>151294013>>151295021>>151295033>>151295046>>151295273
>>151295376I heard he was wasted but I wouldn't be surprised coked up either
>>151295317>All that yik-yakin>Turns out to be a literal braindead 12th man Russlel dickriderSorry anon, I wont participate in your deranged Wilshit cope tantrum disguised as "conversation" any longer.*Click*
>>151295409>since 2016>previously 0-767I don't think those numbers add up
>>151295320Cuh nigga got that Ben Franklin cut kek
>>151295196none. no tweaker could afford tickets to that game desu
How trashed do you need to be to start screaming at a 60 year old door dash driver and try to beat the shit out of him for double parking?
>>151295418>typing like a faggotI accept your concession anon
>>151295431he was 69 actually
>>151295431oh and he wasn't a doordash driver. he was driving a grease collection truck picking up old cooking grease
>>151295386>daboll rushes dart out of the cuck tent to save his job>gets fired for itpottery
>>151295435>typing like a faggotYou'd know all about faggots wouldnt you, Shitattle Shecock tranny
>>151295425There were like 2500 games in that time frame
>>151295452Case in point
>>151295431i yell at old people sober
>>151295455Yeah my drunk ass forgot that there's 32 teams in the league
>>151295457Stop talking to me you freak.
