good morning you fat retarded spastic cunts

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I need you spastics to behave today. No schizo posting please

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HEAVE HO UNNA

shit thread

Good morning alf

>>151295194
>>151295766
Good morning!

shart kilda, peelong, and crappingwood are cooked and not making finals kek

>>151296204
I'd argue saints are now in a better position than pies. Geelong are still making finals. Their cheat ground will give them enough wins like always.

saint kilda are trash they did this with Ryder, Hill and Hannebery and looked at how that worked for them. they're a fucking rabble team who have just sold their future for second round final exits

>>151296575
Who are St Kilda's starting midfield?

You did have sex last night, correct?

Hey google go Bolte Bridge

I'm at a loss without the football.

If I had an extra half inch girth on my penis I'd be unstoppable.

>>151297510
couldnt have stopped any cunt last night I was so wankered. reminds me of my 10th birfday.arse was bleedin more then. got a dollar m8?

thought machetes were illgal? don't these future draft picks READ THE NEWS?

https://removepaywalls.com/https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/shoppers-scream-as-pair-swing-machetes-at-each-other-in-broadmeadows-20251011-p5n1q1.html

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iggs win again

>>151297953
Gold Coast has almost as many high selections as you and will be using them to bring in Uwland, Patterson, Petracca and JUH.
I think they're winning.

>you

>>151297953
The draft is a compromised mess.

>>151298026
fuck up ross

third consecutive fictional argument in my head successfully won today

>>151298162
*eat the rich*

>>151297953
Who has the worst hand? Collingwood with its lack of youth and no trade ins is grim but North's hand for a team that finished 3rd last is abysmal and Spargo is a spud. They better hope they get some internal growth.

Off to spargoshed, you blokes need anything?

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who /horse/ here?

>>151298343
Yeah, an arse fucking. Cheers, cob.

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>>151297953
>norf

Why does winning a hip feel like nothing lately? You get all the hype in August/September but now it's all gone, just like another ticked off box in sport debates about the better team. Haven't even thought much about Bane's second win, like it just... happened. Now we're already talking about them next year like it's back to square one

>>151298651
You are becoming an adult.

fuck up banesperg no one cares

>>151298651
Why does the AFLW premiership feel like nothing? Because the quality of talent is much lower. These premiership teams of the current day don't compare to previous years

>fans of 17 other teams dont give a fuck
yep sounds about right

dev robertson, the igg

dev robertson, the delisted lion

>>151298343
pick us up a few kegs of norfs. i'm finna have a go at making vodka

dev robertson, west coast's best mid

you can make vodka with shit?

>>151298651
the more grand finals you live to see the less significant each one becomes
also the (((afl media))) needs constant new talking points to drive engagement so they, more so now than ever, move on straight away

Nick Daicos

Why is Dominos suddenly sending me emails out of the blue? I haven't ordered from them in months or given them permission to send me anything.

10 years from now people will speak of this brisbane team with reverant awe
the ashcrofts
neale
charlie
zorko
mccluggage
harris andrews

You'd be hard pressed to find anyone on this green planet who gives a shit

>>151299017
meant brown

>>151299017
Are you talking about your life?

Pacem volo, bellum paro
Ea est natura hominum
Inter arma enim silent legis

Can't even remember who won the last two hips tbqhwy

crisp nrlsperg

>>151298964
you deserve a pizza happiness

>>151299255
So you got the same thing, huh? The deals aren't even fucking good. Fuck them.

i am you

Imagine how much Aleer's holiday has been screwed. He would've been relaxing overseas thinking his future was secure only to find out the club that had wooed him and promised him a long term contract had just walked away out of the blue. Apparently no one from St Kilda even called him. What a horribly run organisation.

dying of baffurst need water

>>151299516
>someone is going to make it about him being black

you just did.

you guys realise this is all scripted for last day le epic trade drama xd

>be me
>put on my tinfoil hat
>google earth
>inspect my city for occult symbols in the streets layout
>mostly just an autistic grid
>notice the anglican cathedral is on a strange angle
>as is its upside-down cross garden across the road
>draw a line from the cathedral, down the the central beam of the cross garden, and see where it leads
>mfw it points directly to the freemasons grand lodge
>mfw i have no face
spooky. almost as spooky as the financial management of the geelong football club. so many secret, so much shadiness, so much conspiracy. there is more to the geelong football club than meets the eye. daresay they are the freemason club of the australian football league, in a manner of speaking. the occult club. hidden knowledge - ie its finances.

>>151299516
Oh no this professional elite sportsman who makes hundreds of thousands of dollars a year is going to continue making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year but in X city instead of his preferred Y city, I feel so sorry for him!!

>>151299974
The freemasons set up all towns like this. Pretty sure every town is like that. It's also probably orientated north and south or east and west those buildings.

Freemasonry started off from stonemasonry guilds. So these guys would build the cathedrals and churches, castles etc.. in medievil times so they'd orientate buildings in the town according to their mystery religion bs. Every town is like this.

>>151300050
not him but st kilda lured him with like 700k and now gws will give in the bare minimum contract cause he already knocked their contract offer back

>>151300147
So he's still getting hundreds of thousands of dollars to kick a ball around. And I'm supposed to feel sorry for him

its all relative then i guess
enjoy your piece of shit life

>>151300120
that's a reasonable and sober take on it tbrh, and that's basically my broad understanding on the matter. i just weird found it weird how the christian cathedral points directly to an organisation that is essentially contra-christian. is there a link between the two? i don't know, maybe an archbishop could've been a freemason idk, all conjecture and speculation.
incidentally, i could not find any autistic occultic patterning with the catholic cathedral - the denomination that completely and explicitly forbids its members to be freemasons

fuck up cunt

no i'm going to keep posting as much as i want, cry more

dogshit thread

>>151300332
try me fuckhead

>>151300347
sorry mate, you're mistaken, this is afl, not nfl.

>>151300186
He didn't make that decision on a whim. According to GWS' list manager he was in tears at his ext meeting. It likely took a lot of consideration and he made the decision with the thinking that the club that had wooed would follow through. Why would he have any reason to doubt they would? St Kilda pulling out at the last second has not only likely cost him millions of dollars but left him in the lurch as he now has no ability to do any due diligence with other clubs. His original club likely moved on with its own plans under the assumption that he would be leaving meaning and deal he now gets could be compromised. It's an absolutely low down move from a completely unprofessional club.

i don't give a fuck, he shouldn't even be in this country

>>151300418
While there might be some merit to that the fact is he's in the country and Shit Kilda did him dirty.

>>151300284
It's called inversion, satanists do that shit.

A simple one imagine a crucifix shape turn it upside down it's the shape of a sword and a prominent satanic symbol.

It's kinda based in mockery, openly mocking the church so anyone who see's this shit understands it and is in on the joke.

It's also based around how they are against Christ and lucifer is their god so their place is worship is based directly perpendicular to the church.

FUCK ITS HOT

>>151300284
Catholicism is a captured religion unfortunately.

>>151300569
20s here but feels like 25. Supposed to rain but later those weather cunts don't know shit anymore so it probably won't.

when does trade period end

>>151300568
that's an interesting perspective, i've heard of inversion/open mockery like this in (alleged) demonic attacks, it's interesting how there's a tangible parallel to urban planning and architecture

>>151300592
how so?

>>151300724
Wednesday

>>151297255
no DIY jobs to do?

>>151300735
>Current day evidence of capture

Popes allowing for transgenderism and other anti-christian shit (making oneself like the devil/baphomet) I know the nonce gnostic glowie will say it's to bring us to the point in the garden when adam and eve were the same thing but that's just satanic nonsense

Priests, bishops being nonces all the time

>Olden day evidence

They were infiltrated by the illuminati back in the day like 1600's.

>creating of the catholic church
making christ more palatable to the roman empire by making saints similar to roman deities

which is idol worship

The Catholics are right though on the fact we are in a spiritual war against satan, his demons and his followers.

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>no DIY jobs to do?

day home "reno" culture is cringy as fuck
>i'm just gonna larp as a pioneer frontiersman because my masculinity is beyond fragile
>*gets a drive-through latte coffee in his luxury yank tank on the way to buy already sourced materials in a suburban big box chain hardware store
yeah man so rugged and independent and manly lmao

all homework should be done by licensed tradespersons

Christianity is for fuckin retards kek

>>151300912
being a theology and religious history enthusiast, i disagree with some statements made here re: catholic theology, but it won't argue the point (i doubt i'd change your mind anyway)

>>151301227
Even so doesn't mean the religion wasn't captured by the illuminati. Obviously I can't prove this but the rampant noncery and lax attitude towards forbidden practises is a very good indicator that it has been captured.

Basically we need another crusade to save the west and take back the holy land for good.

>>151301365
the nonce is problem is more of a homosexual issue than a catholic priest problem in and of itself. something like 85%+ of all 'abuses' are against boys. homosexuality is the issue, not catholic priesthood in and of itself.

The tokyo chicken is rather disappointing.

>>151301520
read the last sentence again

>>151301829
i had literally zero sleep last night, please forgive me for not being on the ball.

>>151301941
>please forgive me
never.

>>151301825
Are you talking about the new glazed chicken from KFC?

>>151302478
okay, you do you mate. those who don't forgive won't be forgiven.

>>151299974
based geomancy enjoyer

>>151297183
NWM, Flanders, Macrae. Windhager, Phillipou, Steele and Hall to rotate through.

>>151300398
If he was so upset that he should be thrilled that he can go back to GWS lol

>>151302849
>Love a place but make a difficult decision to leave for your financial well-being and career opportunity
>Commit to a move
>Accept you'll be moving interstate, your life will be changing
>Excited for change
>'Haha, nah sorry bro we don't know what we're doing with our cash plus our list manager just gave his son a million so see ya'
>he should be thrilled that he can go back to GWS

>>151302789
who?

>>151302592
You just made an enemy for life.

This heat is not normal. It is not okay. Something must be done.

>>151303074
just move to a first world city like melbourne u fucknugget

>>151303074
based neil mccauley

>>151302789
That's alright, I guess, but still on paper doesn't look as good as the top teams. Depth falls away pretty quickly, feels like the game is going away from the Steele types, hence why they tried to push him out, Flanders to date has played his best footy off half back and NWM is likely going to have to learn to deal with a hard tag every week. If Flanders improves his mid craft and Phillipou can stay fit and develop how he's anticipated to then it looks a lot more secure. Still question marks though.

i don't get avocado
it's like tasteless green snot

>>151303791
I only eat it because Big Terry eats it

>>151303791
>tasteless
You're eating shit or underripe ones.

Need some /horse/ tips

get fucked worthless motherfucking arsehole idiot

>>151303920
he didnt fly too good

Never said I liked it

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>>151303866

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This is the difference between Sydney and Geelong.
Sydney actually understand getting Curnow means pushing players out, something Geelong are terrified of.

>>151303791
go shop
feel em
if thy're soft and squishy and black/brown they taste bearable

who the fuck is florent lol

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>>151304353
This is the difference between Sydney and Geelong.

ONLY TRUE ANONS ARE ON 4CHIN ON A SATURDAY 1!!11!!!!11

packaging up spuds is no better than geelong lol

>>151304383
sure but right now sydney have a much better list for contending in the future. the gap will widen when/if they sign curnow (geelong are 0% chance)

>>151302992
well he could be staving in africa, or a NEET on centrelink, instead he's a well payed sportsman making hundreds of thousands, I think he should be thrilled regardless

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Anyone watch the Socceroos today?

>>151300398
>blacks are emotional
more breaking news at 11.
>they also like shiny things and buy more shoes than they could ever need
sound like women? yes. same emotional trainwrecks.

>>151303825
describe what a good one tastes like

A man who only eats for satisfaction is a woman

>>151301029
this, but my significant other's sexual needs.

>>151304494
clean penis

lol

>>151303074
Its 1 degree hotter than it should be because of BOOMERS

are port power actually eligible to get Dougie Cochrane via nga?

>>151303920
>>151304002
>If I tackled you would you die?

>>151303920
A big wog did that to me at school one day when I wasn't even looking

no I did'nt miss, he's lyin. I was at tafe

>>151304663
i'm gunna fuck you up you snitch bitch. right after I fuck your mum with the boyz.

Just ate too much

>>151304403
This

>>151304732
he said true anons, not fat anons.

Former West Coast captain Oscar Allen farewells last year's wooden spooners to join reigning back-to-back premiers the Brisbane Lions, a league first.

What a great leader

>>151304773
west coast were pushing him out the door, they were desperate for the draft pick. they even played him in defence just to tell him to piss off

my state has fag light savings

:(

Business Idea:

Whichever states has the most jeets. Make an AFL team called the UBER JEET SIRS

if we are all aussies, why do indians here always act like they are superior? why do they keep ascending to manager roles in wage jobs then firing whiteys for more indians? why do they always do such sloppy jobs? why are they rude so often?

>>151304480
Missus was captivated. Never knew she liked soccer.

>>151304866
to prove they are more aussie than you.

>>151304876
saar

we might be all aussies, but their caste(new australian) is superior to your caste (bogan aussie)

>>151304866
They all have to do masters degrees to get a visa which inadvertently makes them "qualified" to do shit they are far too stupid to be trusted with

>>151304787
My family are over from Melbourne, in Adelaide, and can't believe how few Indians there are in Adelaide compared to Melbourne. They keep making extremly racists comments about jeets

>>151304907
Adelaide is a big country town, so no one migrates there.

>>151304895
they need masters degrees to fill up all the 7/11, supermarket and courier jobs?

ITT: strayans larping as jeetoids

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>>151304941

>>151304950
>$180 a week to sleep in a closet
It's so fucking over.

>>151304950
zach's new digs?

>>151304950
I own my house so I don't give a fuck what you renters do. I laugh at these situations

awesome, I was looking for a new cuckshed close to work. maybe they'll let me keep the matress

>>151304957
Spidermen_Pointing_at_the_other_Spideyman

someone post it kek

I find it morally reprehensible that men are paid millions of dollars to promote gambling and alcohol companies.

>>151304986
I agree. They should pay sexy scantily clad women to do it. Women whose finances and bodily autonomy I alone control.

>>151304986
based david pocock

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What's for dinner?

>>151304822
they said it would be easy

>>151299974
it makes sense. lotta small hats in geelong.

>>151304980
>I own my house
which you will soon have to pay tax on for the privilege of living next to jeets.

kostecki got bathurst pole again

>>151304950
i don't. i actively hope for a civil war

>>151304783
>west coast were pushing him out the door, they were desperate for the draft pick
great system we have where this is the preferred option

>>151304920
yeah if you ask them most of them probably do, they cant stay unless they do a masters, the jeet who helped me at the bank the other day was telling me he did a masters in early childhood education, I reckon that would be a popular choice cause its probably very easy to pass.

>>151305164
>don't get the draft pick
>all the bottom sides lose their best players to free agency for nothing
>stay at the bottom forever
is this better?

>>151305177
yeah looks good to me

>>151304825
honestly feel sorry for people who never grow out of the sjw 'multiculturalism is le good' politics that was taught to us in high school, imagine having a school curriculum designed for 16 year old kids as your worldview kek

>>151305253
They don't deserve your pity. They're grown adults with zero ability for critical thinking or even basic pattern recognition. They deserve contempt and ridicule for being so stupid and feeble-minded.

>>151304837
the ROYAL Uber Jeet Sirs

Need a kino tonight that the missus won’t hate, save me she wants to watch horror slop

>haha stir the misso up haha she's been ripping shreds off me giving me the shits haha few beers

>>151305281
tell her if she wants horror slop she's getting the worst of the worst then put a ukraine war drone kill compilation on

>no social life
>no footy
>finished the tv series I was watching
My life is without meaning.

>>151305340
start another series you daft cunt?

>>151305281
irreversible

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norf will finish bottom 4 in 2026

how did we get to a place where people want the government to solve all their problems?

>>151305281
aflw starts soon on 7mate

Please just put me out of my misery already

thinking amp

>>151305386
Agreed
Bottom 4 predictions (no particular order)
>port
>roos
>dees
>(t)iggs

Top 4 prediction (no particular order)
>gold coast
>hawthorn
>lions
>gws

>>151305435
but theres aflw on soon!

anyone know a good site for a custom mousepad? preferably cheapish though i don't mind paying a bit either really

might watch misery

>>151305449
gws will be lucky to make finals imo

>>151305449
>Top 4 prediction (no particular order)
>>gold coast
>>hawthorn
>>lions
>>gws
christ, what a relentlessly dogshit era we are currently suffering through.

everybody wants to be my eneMEEEEE

just remembered the artsc*w threads on /a/ when you could get a custom mousepad printed and shipped for $1
looks like that word is still filtered and seems like they shut down, shame

>>151305452
temu

>>151305472
i'm asking because i did that literally 10 years ago and haven't gotten a new mousepad since
wish i'd stocked up more at the time

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>>151305391
Not really a new thing. Just got worse.

>>151305370
But they all look so shit.

>>151305460
It's tough, but we can always hope for another meme winner of the minor premier (to disappoint their fans in the finals)
I'm betting on St Kilda

>>151305452
I’ll do it m8

>>151305527
Saints won't rise that far that fast. I could genuinely see it being sydney again (softer draw, better team with a real key forward assuming they get curnow) which would be very funny

BE ENTHUSED

What are your predictions for the uncompleted trades

>>151305501
FROM
SILO
FUBAR

i could go on

>>151305608
Nothing ever happens

bottom 4 next year will be iggs, norf, carlton, pies
st kilda will finish 9th
geelong will also miss finals

>>151305608
somebody getting fleeced

kinda sad how desperately you want certain teams to miss the 8

Will we all get latina gf's when we are drafted to Venezuela?

>>151305657
Even if some jews and neocons want regime change in Venezuela why would they need Australian assistance?

didn't know they were even getting an afl team

>>151305679
That doesn't answer my question.

>>151305686
that's a loaded question

>>151305686
It does because the answer is no as it won't be happening.

>>151305689
Ok fine if you don't want to answer the question what about a nice polish gf when we go fight for NATO?

>>151305704
What wont be happening? Anyways see >>151305705

Thinking it’s a prostate probing kind of night.

>>151305711
>What wont be happening?
Drafting to Venezuela.

>>151305718
So you don't think that the war with China won't be a whole of country effort?

every auskicker should get the nick daicos participation award for playing

Curnow to my norfies

thread theme
https://youtu.be/Zczco7c15eg?si=puxpzo8rhyzKXW0v

>>151305769
didn't know ed was coming out of retirement

northern bullants are defunct mate

ynr ww3 with iran

pies got reffucked

My norfies could use a key forward snd a couple key backs

>>151305798
whats wrong with larkey and logue

>>151305739
China won't go to war with the US over Venezuela. They will reluctantly concede the loss of their oil trader if push comes to shove. Pretty sure they were already scaling back investment in Venezuela and importation of their oil back in April due to US sanctions.

>>151305798
maybe you can pick one up in the draft
oh wait hahahahahahaha

>>151305801
not him but
>larkey
Need support
>logue
lol

>>151305801
More of a pink pony club man desu

Have you blokes ever lusted after a footy player

>>151305830
Yasmin Duursma is pretty hot.

>>151305830
i made fake myspace profiles of Brett Peake to pull chicks

>>151305705
Australia's in the Northern Atlantic now? goddamn climate change.

Post dinner diarrhoea.

>>151305653
I didn't want bulldogs or sydney to miss finals this year, but alas

Who takes life of one despised must take the life of one beloved; this is the Law of Balance.

gonna play with my bum hole tonight

>>151305961
Don't you do that literally every night?

>>151305967
no

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bane

Bane to Bane to Bane

>>151305967
the same thing we do every night, pinky...

TRY TO FAG UP THE WORLD

>>151305864
summoning joshy like that, why?

it's nice to know my dick still works

Don't call me champ mate, you might want to look up what that word means in certain circles. Might save you a lot of pain one day.

who is champ?

>>151304825
>>151304853
>caring about r*ddit
back you go

>>151306110
THAT WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT
FOR THE LOW LOW FEE OF $49.95

it's so fucking cold

im in Thornbury, this place is tranny central. Brunswick is based compared to this shit. What the fuck is wrong with high St?

>>151306299
Why aren't you in Malvern?

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>>151306299
problem?

I am legitimately unemployable

everything between moonee ponds and northcote is kino as fuck, interstaters have no equivalent

>>151295159
how is that type of neck called? its like people with these floppy skin in their necks have a disease or something, I have a female friend with the same issue and she always tries to hide it

>>151306463
Crisp 72% of immigrants between 2008-2024

need a latina gf

caxias du sol gf

might be a good idea to move to /ayy/ for a basic au/sp/ type poomunity during the alf and nrlel offseasons. it's either that or (the dying sport and genny of) /cric/

>>151306620
stop shilling wogball in here faggot
wogball is a dead sport

i'll do what i want thanks
>he doesn't realise that aussie football is dying fast
sad, unfortunate

>>151306620
lol no

about to stroke my doodle till it makes willy juice

I just remembered the onepotchefshow

>>151306308
East of the Yarra is where pedohphiles, Catholics and retards live. Fuck you

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*zap*

drilling my arse with a glass dildo

bum by the right quick march haha

For the /horse/ men
Seymour Cup today
#2 Charterhouse win @10
Beat Globe last start, gotta be a bit of value innit

iggs

>>151309452
crisp

be amused
but dont get too confused
this is a queendom
please respect the rules
oh ih eh ah eeh ah eh ah

penis

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Wouldn't mind a dart desu.