Game #5 at T-Mobile ParkSeries tied 2-2>>151296046
Name one (1) random Mariner from Mariners history
wet dump
>>151297541Jackie Chan?
Imagine being a Tigerposter
One of the best throws to catch a thief I’ve ever seen.
M A R I N E R S
CAST MY GLOVE OUTTA PLATINUMCAUSE I AIN'T FUCKIN JOKIN
>>151297541joey cora
>>151297541Mario Mario from Super Mario Bros.
>>151297541ARod :)
>>151297558that was the best throw ive ever seen
>>151297541Jay Buhner
>>151297541Willie Bloomquist
>>151297541ryan langerhans
neutrals, who's your favorite player from each team's history? i go for verlander and edgar
>>151297541Wladimir Balentien
>>151297541Richie Sexson
>>151297541Lou Piniella
>>151297541Harold Reynolds
>>151297541Ryback
that throw by Raleigh was actually perfect. he must've gotten a little lucky on that right? there is no way you can calculate EXACTLY how someone will slide and how to place a ball pixel perfect to intercept their slide right outside their sliding foot like that
berds
>>151297541john mabry
>>151297541DA KING BAYBEEE
>>151297541norm charlton
I am here. I have not been since Pinella left. Please Mariners. I give you the last of my remaining hope for you to see the World Series. Don't even care if you win it...Just fucking get there for once.>most winningest team >>151297541Tino Martinez
>>151297570Same
>>151297590they practice those throws more than you can imagine. like to insane person levels
This is a great crowd. Hopefully they reach the WS
>>151297541Ken Suzuki Martinerud III, Esq.
>>151297541brett tomko
skubal should learn to throw screwball just to mess with announcers
>>151297541Jamie Moyer
>>151297541Raul Ibanez
>>151297590It bounced lol so definitely luck
https://vocaroo.com/1264Ogt4xUaF
>>151297595Johnson was the King. >he hit exploded a bird with a pitch
>>151297557
>>151297600>tinoI was 4 years old and didn’t understand people shared last names and thought it was cool Tino and Edgar were brothers on the same team.
we're never going to be able to keep skubal on this shit team. detroit is where careers die in every sport
>>151297541john olderud
>>151297600right there with you bro
Why is this Julio guy batting 3rd?
>>151297570Runner was lucky JP caught that because that would have broken his cup
>>151297541Bret Boone
>>151297581
>>151297557You don't have to imagine, Tigers could use some new fans
>0 passed balls in over 1,000 innings caughtwhat the fuck lol that's unreal
God damn polo lol
>>151297541Ken Griffey Sr.
>>151297631Jared Goff might be the exception
Skubal gonna give 1 up in a minute
>pitch is 3 inches outside>catcher frames it in the middle of the plateWhat's even the point
Just walk Polanco, bro
>>151297622did you make that? would be a good tik tok compilation
>>151297643god Tigers are such based animals
>>151297541Damn, the autists are having a field day with this one...
>>151297639Japans single season hr leader now right
>>151297622lel
>>151297541Joey Cora
DOITFOR HER
>Live near seattle but Fox doesn't come in on my antennaWhat do I have to pay for to watch this bros?
>>151297657yeah (no ai either)
i wish the pohlads weren't such cheap fucking jews and we still had jorge...
>>151297630good times. >ywn see Pinella kick dirt on an ump again :(
>>151297667Fox sports website
Skubal just shit his pants lmao
>>151297664my nigga>>151297566
>>151297667use the foxsports.com incognito trick
>>151297667STREAMvipboxstrikeout immlbwebcast
>>151297666my god, those are some pointy nips.
>>151297666>do it for some random teenager who has no virtuewhy
>>151297685Literally just go on the site in incognito mode?
Skubal is making the Ms shit their pants
Okay bench Geno wtf
IS HE GOLFING?
damn that was nice from Skubal
>>151297666god i love whores
who is winning the game I dont have internet
Skoobs cooking these guys
>>151297693should let you preview the legit stream for an hour at a time
would be nice if the tigers could score before the 5th
>suarez
>>151297696Can’t get to Kirby tho
Imagine the big powerful thrusts Cal's big dumper generates
>>151297705the Cowboys
>>151297708Nice, thanks
>>151297590>he must've gotten a little lucky on that right?Bro this ENTIRE "sport" is all luck and RNG momentum swings, that's why we call it a pastime.
>>151297704Based
>>151297712They can the third time through.
How does the announcer not mention that he has 7 straight strikeouts?
The Mariners are having some pretty awful ABs, but it won't matter since they already got one and the Tigers ain't doing shit
>>151297705cubgers
>>151297715alright, i'm imagining them. now what?
Can mariners win please? dont want to face skubal
fuck he is throwing good stuff
Geno and his consequences have been a disaster for the Mariners Baseball Club
why are so many of you so fucking gayjust watch the goddamn game man there's nothing funny about constantly talking about man ass and junksome of y'all need to be slapped irl
>10 Ks in 4 innings
>>151297705Seahawks
SKKKKKKKKKKOOB
>>151297721Don’t want to jinx him
Jesus Skubal is killing it
Why aren't you guys watching the WNBA finals?
>>151297727The mariners NEVER win!
Imagine wasting this effort from skubal because your offense gets manhandled by George Kirby.
>>151297731Worked
>>151297749because we are busy watching baseball
BRO CAN MY TIGERS HITTERS HELP SKUBAL OUT CMON BROTHER WTF
>>151297734literally means only TWO outs have been on something that isn't a strikeout
why cant the tigers hit the base ball
>>151297727You'd only have to face him in 2 games in a best of 7 series, I'd take the Tigers because the rest of the team blows
>>151297752alright, i'm imagining it. now what?
>>151297749Cause the Aces are gonna sweep
>>151297735Tigersisters… what is he??
My wife had completely stopped putting out and we’ve only been married for like 3 months
>>151297751I had two shirt ideas I was gonna sell outside the stadium>"They were off to a good start">"Bring Back Pinella"
>>151297760cause their hitters suck ass
>>151297771time to find her a fuckbuddy
>>151297756Oh we don't do that hereIf Skubal is pitching he's getting 0 run support
>the difference in the game so far
>>151297766No that’s it. Just simply imagine it.
>>151297705wait just a damn minute you posting by carrier pigeon?
>>151297749midney
SKKKKKKKKKKubal
>>151297771Buddy tell that to you're therapist
>>151297760They're only here because their competition has been comedy central slop teams
>>151297647? the Lions have won nothing with him yet. he will leave after his contract is up and win a super bowl, mark my words
>>151297751Mariners will probably win tonight but they will not make it to the World Series we aren’t worthyt. Lifelong Mariner
5 innings only 50 pitches...so the tigers are hurry to make something happen
>>151297789don't knock ithttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers
>>151297794those bugs do not look better at all lmaoeven with the enormous amount of surgery
>>151297788based beyond belief
>>151297749Only women’s sports I watch are volleyball and curlingI love tall girls but something about women in curling uniforms does it for me, weirdest fetish ever but hey, the heart wants what it wants
>>151297796I don’t have one This place is my only male support
>>151297760It's not the 5th inning
>>151297771I’ve been married 3 years and I’ve kinda stopped putting out. Wife got lazy and stopped taking care of herself.
Cal Dumper is an absolute power bottom.
>>151297796>…you’re the rapistMight be his only option
>>151297794that bug wants to be white so badly lmao
>>151297802i'm glad i'm not alone. could you imagine what that place is gonna be like tonight if they lose? people will throw themselves from the 300 level
>>151297813your job probably offers them for free. they really do help, just try it
>>151297788Webm!
>>151297810Tbh I’d fuck all of them. Or like I’d want to but I’d be too scared to actually do it
>>151297731>there's nothing funny about constantly talking about man ass and junkum yes there is
>letting josh naylor steal a base
>>151297812Olympic Gymnastics are the only women's sport i can tolerate. That shit is great. And they usually have very nice asses.
>>151297816>Wife got lazy and stopped taking care of herselfIt amazes me people STILL fall for the marriage scam
the tigers getting this far is a testament to hinch being the best manager in the league. they have skubal, and a bunch of scrubs that play decent sometimes
>>151297771>>151297816how does this happen to you guys? there is nothing better on earth than nutting inside a woman while vigorously french kissing and squeezing each other's bodies
>>151297794Nobody asked for your bug cope.you Blowtani fags need to go back to your pedo tranime>inb4 tranime website no
>>151297756
>>151297834You literally can't stop him.
>>151297834He’s the second slowest player in the mlb but he’s an incredible base runner. It’s fun as fuck
how good is kirby
>>151297841yepretards in Detroit were calling for his job a few weeks ago. dumb fucks.
unc cam
>>151297843gets old once you start living together. gotta spice it up
If mariners and Brewers make it to the world series, isn't it basically Reddit vs 4chan?
>>151297857Puts a lot of zeroes up but then hangs a big number randomly most outings
>>151297857He’s very good he’s my favorite mariner but his error the other day almost cost them the game
>>151297866>gaysconsin>4chan
>>151297866Which one is 4chan?
>>151297866...no. why would it be?
>>1512978664chan is really a doyers site
>>151297857Pretty mid but the tigers offense is so shit it gives him the illusion of being elite.
>>151297835Actually that’s right, women’s track and field too
>>151297861creampies and tongue wrestling and feeling a woman never get old
im a bit of a dingler myself
>>151297841Are u stupid? Hinch is telling half of the bottom of the batting order to stare at pitches and meatballs in the middle of zone. Fuckk of with this homer bullshit
>>151297877>4chan roots for California Literally neve
>>151297835for me its volleyball. mostly indoor but outdoor is nice too.
>nintendo-owned team prevailing due to the efforts of 'kirby'hmmmm.......
O Ya
>>151297881what if she gets fat
SIT THE FUCK DOWN BITCHSIT THE FUCK DOWN BITCHSIT THE FUCK DOWN BITCHSIT THE FUCK DOWN BITCHSIT THE FUCK DOWN BITCHSIT THE FUCK DOWN BITCH
LFG!
>>151297889Doyers run the genny
>>151297893BASED
>>151297881i know you think you have life figured out at 22 but things change bud
>>151297897good point. I've never been with a fat girl so idk. and I'm not married yet so Idk what I'd do if someone I found beautiful became fatI guess I'd ask her to take care of herself lol
Kirby falls apart next inning
>>151297893poyo
At least the ump got his head out of his ass
>talking about all of these goober relieversWhy would you not be putting Castillo in for a few innings before gambling with the pen? Saving him for game 1 with the jays isn’t a good answer because it wouldn’t matter if the pen blows it. Yes, I was alive for the Dbacks World Series win btw.
14 pitches for kirby in the 5th inning total of 63 pitches total...this game is over gg mariners
>>151297877White Sox are the most /sp/uh team. Cubs are the most reddit team.
I swear to fucking god if they pull Kirby after 5 shutout innings with 60 pitches, I'm gonna FREAK
>>151297909>telling a woman to take responsibility for her actionslol
>>151297541Queequay
>>151297909>ask her to take care of herselfyeah have fun with that
>>151297667Guessing you already found a link by now, but I just checked OTA and it's free for me
>>151297893He knows too much.
>>151297875Marinerss are the reddit team, Milwaukee is 4chan cuz drumpf won Wisconsin by a landslide, so I'm guessing it's redditors vs drumpf redneck chuds, right?
>>151297908I'm 32 but fair point. so would you rather be a single dad with a constant rotation of women in your household>>151297925my mom carried our family on her back. I gotta believe there are some amazing women out there who will work hard to maintain the family just like my mama did
Hinch is overrated. McKinstry sucks meadows sucks, Greene is overrated and Torres was an overpay doing jack shit in the playoffs. Keep TORKELSON, Riley and Carpenter, Keith and Skubal. Scrap the roster
>>151297923the A's are the most /sp/uh teamRays reddit
>>151297923>White Sox are the most /sp/uh team.bases
I’ve seen enough. It’s time for the mlb to step in and get skubal out of detoilet.
Tigers bats are NOT hotI'm tired of these bums
>>151297924the longer he goes higher chances of random rumber being put up in the frame
Tigers do you even have an offense holy shit
>>151297944A's chads rise up
>>151297941you're 32 and you've never lived with a woman?
The hardest part about being from the Midwest is sucking enough cock to keep the fent and meth speedball addiction at bay
Right wingers don’t even have a baseball team
>>151297957offense?
i want to see some bad managerial decisions
Is Skubal going to get too cocky bros and lets Mitch Goober or Robles go yard on him?
Detroit could probably still win this but they are so shit no runs in 5 innings they will get destroyed by the Canadians
>>151297940...no? you need to go outside sometime, son
>>151297963I have and she was kind of gross. but she was a psycho so we broke up
>>151297967
>>151297967didn't one team refuse to do faggot night or something? was it the Rangers?
skubal deserves better
>>151297973seattle isn't exactly a slugging powerhouse either
>>151297967They do, it's the Texas Rangers
>>151297968Maybe try bunting. Thats a good trick.
>>151297987Are you retarded?
I’d let Skoob go the distance today if that’s what it takes
>canadians vs doyers WS Kill me
>>151297987It’s the marine layer, they don’t just suck
>>151297987the only reason they are here is cuz of the longball
Moved onto a lil Old Forester. Tasty.
is there anyone better than skubal at the high hot cheese/changeup game
>>151298001Awful
>>151297996Extremely
>>151297987At least Seattle is making the best pitcher in baseball throw pitches. The tiggers are getting absolutely cagey by George fucking Kirby.
>>151297996yeah i'm sure the big dumspter will alone will beat the blue jays
Why do they call it slugging anyway? What’s it have to do with being a mollusk?
Doyerpacos are the worst posters on this site
>>151297999Is he going to bat too? Otherwise who cares what he does
>>151298008one of my favorite parts about england was how easy it was to find kentucky bourbon everywhere
...
>hits 60 HRs>still can't break 1.000 OPS because he's objectively a poor hitteris this truly your god, /mlb/?
>>151298020if you hit somebody it is also called slugging. all the boys with high slugging % are fantastic fighters.
>>151298034I only rate obp and dwar
>>151298019Suarez, Julio, and Polanco are all slug
>>151298010Losing with impressive pitching is still losing. I know this because I’ve watched Mariner games
>>151298001If the dodgers reach the WS again I MIGHT take gookmoot hostage
Guys please tell me. Is Detroit really gonna waste this gem by Tarik?
>>151298020It means you have no spine because you're scared of smallball.
>>151298001grim
Toronto will destroy either of these teams. stop your bickering.
>>151298034.948 for a catcher is absolutely insane, what are you talking about
>>1512980513rd time through the order or bullpen is coming up so we’ll see
>>151298043>dwarbaseball reference slop
>>151298051
>>151298034No of course not lol
>>151298034YEAH BUT HE HAS LE FAT ASS XD
>>151298043hits rbi and hr the others are made up stat...obp hahahahahahaha
the fly out rule should be a strike
Whoever scores more wins the ALDS
>>151297943yeah skubal is a yankee man
>>151298051Yes.
>>151298034he's single-handedly redefining what the catcher role is capable of
>>151298047They’re a shoo-in. Brewers and cubs are not threats unfortunately
OH MY FUCKING GODHE IS THE NUMBER 1 PITCHERHE IS BAITING YOU-AND YOU'RE SWINGING AT THE FUCKING GUTTERSHE IS B A I T I N G YOU WHAT THE FUCKYOU HAVE EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO LOAD UP THE FUCKING BASES YOU FUCKING NOOBS
>>151298034He gets on base.
cheeky little double
>>151298082Typically, according to John Madden
It's over.
greedy javy
Pull him
>>151298066but it's not insane for 60 dingers>>151298043his obp is relatively poor, hence the underwhelming ops despite leading the game in home runsraleigh is basically just chris davis offensively
EL.MAGO>>151298051My tigies do that all the time
god this ballgame fucking rules
TIME FOR THE MEMEINERS TO CHOKE
not like this...
ya did good kirby. ya did good.
HOLY KINO
Navy Baez is the only guy who would do that… and that’s not a good thing
the payment has come due for el mago’s contract
>Literally me being a Tigers fan watching this masterclass pitching go to waste because of no offense
Yeah just slide as far out of the base path as you want, senpai
>give up a double on the first pitch>kerry bonds up nextyeah they have to pull him
The mariners need more intentionality in their approach to metrics and data.
I love science, nintendo, fangraphs, XKCD, smashburgers, IPAs, baldur's gate 3, and the seattle freakin' mariners
Incredible slide. Thought he was out for sure.
spier? didn't he start the avalanche that was game 4?
It’s over
are the nintendo mariners going to put zelda in the game now?
>>151298126lol seethe bitch
>>151298111Comparing someone to Chris Davis without specifying the season doesn’t mean a ton kek what a rough contract that was
>>151298117This. Have faith in your fucking starter. Brash is a choke artist.
It's never been more over
>>151298111for a CATCHER, yes it is
This is how it always starts...
>>151298137Yes but the alternative is turd ferguson
i want to see skubal go for the complete game with like 140 pitches, would be kino
Baez is the opposite of Judgedogshit regular season player but just lives for the moment in the playoffs
>>151298137give him another chance
>>151298051Yeah, I don’t forsee the Tigers ever becoming productive offensively today
The tigers will not score
THE MARINERS WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES
Not this shit again...
>>151298129Nah vibes based decision making
Given the tigers about a 20% chance of getting this run home tbdesu
>>151298156nolan ryan would’ve done it
>>151298155what about all the starters that are out there? what the fuck is dan doing?
>tigers have a chance to tie the gameno...
Cant belize Java Buyez just won the game for the t*gers
>>151298152but not when that catcher hits 60 home runs. it would be insane if he wasn't such a power threat. name another player who hit 60 HRs and had an OPS that doesn't even break .950>>151298145I'm a Mets fan. we're used to rough contracts
>>151298137He just needs more time
>>151298160is this a boy or a girl tits
>>151298029Yeah we've got a pretty humble offering in stores. My local Tesco has an alright selection, then anything a little more obscure can be picked up on Amazon.
Here we go with the over coaching bullshit. Muh analytics.
They let him throw one pitch this inning……….
why did they take out their starting pitcher?
hey kid...
D’troit lmao
jesus
DETROIT WHAT
its over
it's actually over
BOOOOO
that's it
>>151298190and look what happened
KERRY
why did they pull the starter for the mariners...he was dealing
LOL MEMEINERSGET FUCKED
We're a soccer city anyways
managers just don't understand gut instincts
WOW LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhas anyone thrown themselves from the 300 level yet???
TIGERS TAKE THE LEAD
lol
>>151298172I think we're transferring our curse to other teams
It's so over...
KERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BONDS
FUCK
Welp that's the game. We are done here.
uhh... Marinerbros?...
Holy shit
kirby woulda got him
And heeeeere we goooooo
I fucking knew this would happen. Why do they do this shit?
CARPED DOT COM
Kirby oughta backhand Dan
Hahahaha
LMFAO NICE PITCHING CHANGE NIGGER
let skubal go the distance, don't fucking tempt the baseball gods
The season is over. Another failure, nothing good ever happens and I hope I die before spring training starts again.
>>151298212a basehit is worse than a homerun apparently
>seamenEmbarrassing coaching
How many ALCSs have the Mariners participated in in their storied history?
Dan Wilson is a fucking idiot.
>memeinerskek
Tigers done playing with their food
>no fly zone
>have lead entire game>pull starter early because...reasons>within 5 pitches you're now losingwait, is Roberts also the manager of the Mariners?
>>151298231>my stream is so far behind anons are posting webms before I see it "live"why live?
>take out dominant starting pitcher in 6th inning>immediately throw gameWhere have I seen this one before? Muh stats fags are fucking retarded
There it is! Dumb fuck coach taking Kirby out to prevent muh home run...Carpenter hits a home run anyway.
KERRY FUCKING B O N D S
>>151297541Tommy La Stella
>>151298240statistically, it was the right thing to do. just bad luck I guess
no fucking way
my fucking god Mariners what the fuck
>>151298261Within 2 pitches*
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIT'S HAPPENING AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
i can only laff mbros. i can only laff
>>151297971ask and you shall receive
>>151298190>>151298212>>151298210>5th inning >a hit is given up>immediately pull starter >bullpen immediately allows the baserunner to score plus moreHas this happened in every series this post season??
Of all the things about the modern game that I hate the most, the absolute cowardice of managers to not stick with a starter who’s dealing has to be the worst. Blake Snell in the WS shit.
Should’ve put money on Carp hitting the most obvious dinger
>>151298248Skubal ain't that type of player desu
>>151298265Pass on the 3yrd with the best runner vibes
Mariners lost
>>151298261familiarity breeds contempt...but also idiocy it turns out
Fools, there's still plenty of ball left.
I THINK THE MARINERS SUCK!
>>151298269Lel this is still going? How about Gabe Speier
>>151298271TEAM OF DESTINY
>shitattle
why fuck with whats working...baseball is not that hard of a game
>pull your starting pitcher whilst he’s tossing a gem
Damn you see the ass on that trainer chick in the Tigers dugout? Hollllyyyy fuck
KERRY MOTHFUCKKIN CARPENTER
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYOU'RE GONNA KERRY THAT WEIGHT
A Tigers Mets WS would be absolute soul for the colours and the fact both were on a late season collapse, but unfortunately the Mets are too shit to beat the Marlins
>>151298240Google stat analytics shit plus muh sabermetrics.
Padrebros who do we root for next?
>>151298307>pulling his replacement after 4 pitchesfucking lol
>>151298308Post it
>>151298281I guess there’s always next decade
>>151298285i think all the runs dodgers scored on phillies starters came after they were pulled from the runners they let on lol
>>151298314A meteor to take all the other teams out
Of all the "manager pulls dealing starter" decisions, I really didn't hate that one, Carpenter owns Kirby like nothing else, he's literally batting 1.000Unbelievable that it blew up that badly
>>151298314doggers
thought you needed 3 batters before being able to change pitcher? homerun and one guy. did i miss something?
>>151298271Lmao
I blame Ubaldo, he gave up the home run that made every manager afraid of not getting to their good bullpen guys. 2013 maybe? Idk when
>>151298314The Dodgers
>>151298285its managers over managing I dont understand it, but it happens in all sports
>>151298314the winner of the nlds tomorrow
>>151298314Your big brother up the I-5 :)
>>151298315This wtf. This switcheroo shit doesn't work.
imagine taking your ace out after a flawless 5+ innings to bring in a literal who relief pitcher because muh matchups... seattle should rightfully be seething right now utter tomfoolery and befuddlement throughout that stadium baffling hw one person can ruin an opportunity decades in the making
I would've just intentionally walked Kerry after all the other games in the series
CARPET BOMB
>>151298285This has been happening all the time for the last half-decade. I still don’t understand this strategy. It’s just plain retarded.
>>151298324I said it earlier in the thread. Instead of trading down to a bullpen reliever, put Castillo in for a few outs.
Why are baseball players allowed to wear white after Labor Day?
Why would you not just intentionally walk carpenter? How do these retards get hired to manage major league teams?
>>151298330homerun + 2 groundball outs
>>1512983302 groundouts after hr
>>151298340>>151298346we don't want that poodre loser energy
>>151298330u missed torres waddle his fatass to first i assume like i did
>>151297541Ken Griffey sr
Narratively the Tigers are the good guys here
“3rd time through the order” is such bullshit by the way. Case in point: the Kerry Carpenter homer.Your pitcher was throwing a gem. You deserve to lose.
Why would you be surprised that a team named after soaking meat in herbs and lemon juice is playing the long game?
It's gonna be Dump 62 that saves the Mariners season...
>>151298358Carpenter doesn't dominate everybody, just Kirby
>>151298358analytics, you are literally only up by 1 and walking the go ahead runthey ran the analytics and brought in a lefty and still got smoked
Skubal WILL have to be tqken out soon then it's anyone's game
>throw 4 pitches>get subbed
>>151298375alright I laughed
>>151298376I dream
>>151298375…the tigers?
>memeiners
SURELY my slugging memeiners will come back
>>151298366No problem because we would never root for the D*dgers
>>151298377he ended that gambler clase's career too
>>151297541Tyler Anderson
>>151298373Both these teams are the good guys
Poseidon has abandoned us
>>151298381No mercy in the playoffs
>>151298387The marinators
Pulling Kirby there is hilarious. It's game 5 bud. You're saving him for nothing if you don't win.
>>151298379>follow analytics over vibes>loseA tale as old as time
>>151298387Oh marinate damn im hungry
>>151298350This.
sometimes magic happens.
>>151298395perfect. go curse the brewers/cubs.
>>151298379Such a fucking meme. >@grok uh what should I do here?>t. highly paid mlb manager
>>151298365kek that's a deep cut from the dark times
>>151298375nigga wut
hope for another classic muhreener moment
JAYS in 4
2019 World Series Champion Victor Robles will deliver, trust the plan
Hey guys I've been in a comma since 2008, how many championships has the mariners won? With pitching powerhouses like Felix, bedard,, and putz we must have been crushing
>>151298375KekCaptcha - MVP XWWhat does it mean???
>>151298400Nah we all hate the Mariners and want to see them lose.
>>151298403Shit, you beat me to it.
>>151298350
>>151298270I tend to go with "if it ain't broke, don't fix it".
mariners sisters can’t figure out if they like Kirby or if he sucks dick flip flops
>>151298377Carpenter uses the power of Jesus Christ to come through in the clutch
Crazy with how dominant Kirby was, you still can’t let him face carpenter who owns him. Can’t overstate how big that double from Baez was. Could easily see 7-8 scoreless from Kirby without that hit.
KEK nice bullpen
well it was fun while it lasted, Ms bros - we had it all and we pissed it away
I’m so tired of analytics bros
Imagine being surprised that bolognese’s shittier little brother is underwhelming lmao
seattle needs to extend this manager!
>>151298423Mariner here I can confirm this I’ve hated the mariners since before 99% of posters in this thread were born
>thread screeches to a haltholy fuck that's funny
Mariners look dejected like it's not just a one run lead
Time for the high powered mariners offense to take over this game
FAGGOTners
this commentators trying to defend the retarded decisions lol
Analytics when building your team, vibes and eyes when ball is in play
>>151298344>root for the cubs who eliminated themKek!
Hinch should just let Skubal go the rest of the game. Let him go 120 or 130 pitches. Fuck it, he's gone next year anyway, get everything you can now out of him
>>151298457Can you post some examples?
>>151298455The game, and thus the thread, is effectively on cruise control until Skubal is out of the game
>>151298434Kek saved
>>151298455Well i mean how many Detroit fans are there really? Have you seen the population of Detroit? They aren’t really baseball fans
>>151298467poodrefags would absolutely do this
>>151298466The hardest balance in sport
>>151298456They were ready to coast on 1 run
>>151298430Jesus Christ doesn't have anything to do with wins and losses when it comes to sports. The only victory or defeat Christ cares about is for your soul.
>commentators literally coping and seethingKWAB
Looks like these Marinades are in a real pickle
>>151298423this is the true mariner fan. not these fairweather faggot fans that have shown up the last couple years. im gonna rub this in all their faces and its gonna be glorious
>>151298480No we wouldn't
>>151298421stop giving your kids cocaine and locking the dog in the bathroom>>151298428anything else is just stepping on your dick
>>151298468>he's gone next year anywayhe's not a free agent until 2027
>>151298455Marinsaars are one of the fervent fanbases on the genny
>>151298478Detroit franchises have fans all over Michigan.
baffling hearing this commentator try to justify analytics matchups nonsense, mariners deserve to lose for blindly following numbers instead of feel... the entire team and stadium became deflated watching their most worthy pitcher be told to sit down for no reason other than muh numbers
>>151298381them’s the playoffs
>>151298487To be an announcer for the Mariners is to cope
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You don’t leave Kirby in because you just don’t okay?
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>>151298488Conservative kek.
Marinades boutta get sent to the briney deep!
okay okay I must admit this year 2025 playoff were some terrible baseball but enjoyable
do the right thing, 140 pitch complete game
>>151298478Detroit belongs to the Lions with their recent immense success
>>151298495They'd be retarded not to trade him before next years deadline & let him walk for nothing
Big Slumper
Baseball
>>151298525The end of the phillies/doyers NLDS will be a meme for years to come
Dumper status???
>>151298478I am a fan. So suck it.
>this old people homecoming big pharma ad
GO MARINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!
