CHAMA EDITION.
good thread
>>151298836chama
anime
>>151298836Pereira was, unironically, always my boy.
>>151298960>literal tranny groomer
>didn't even bother to come up with a new emote for ankbased
>>151298997how do you know that
6 7?
>>151298960the tranime pipeline strikes again
>>151299049I thought everyone in brazil fucked ladyboys like Toguro
>>151299027That entire third round all I was thinking was "Better get on your bike playa! Keep that chin tucked!" And then that dumbass just decided to stand in front of Jiri loo
>>151299063Jiri is a fucking bum nigga
>>151299154chat is this real
>>151299174The smartest man in retard town is still a retard
>>151299154one right hook from Ngannou and that thing is dead
>>151299154I could heem this elephant if I card to do that type of thing
I am the richest man in bum city (10 dollars to my name)
>if I card
sean will lose his firrst fight back in the ufc
>>151299393*heems you* anyone else feeling lippy?
>>151299174Blachowicz pushed his fucking shit back in
Jiri would tank Polish power and show Jan Czech levels
>>151299701Shut the fuck up you clueless dumb faggot.
A friend of mine had her two brothers kill themselves. I feel for their mother.
>>151299701Jiri would take Polish phone and show Jan CzechStreets
>>151299792
>>151299800I don't give a damn about your fucked up family nigga I got my own problems
gonn shave my head tomorrow for the ufc card
>>151299800Fuck you nigga
Jiri haters are subhuman and highly likely to be brown.
>>151299919>>151299981Idgaf btw
>>151300047anime is for browns now
man I can't wait for GFL
Curently pooing ama
>>151300074Always has been. Despite your pathetic fantasies, Japs are, in reality, brown. Visit the country sometime and see for yourself, bitch. Fuck you.
Smirin' Sam Arvey
>>151300155When you wipe, do you have a moment of panic that your skin is coming off?
>>151300167I'm jewish you can't speak to me like that
>>151300208No I have an bidet unlike yuo, subhuman
When it’s about time to pay imma bail on these bitches.
>>151300517I do that sometimes. It's funny because it works.
ITS FKN OVER
>>151300466>yuo>not knowing that you still wipe even when using a bidetI just 10-8'd your curry munching ass, btich.
I could beat the fuck out of spammy but I never would, because I'm benevolent and only want to see my brothers prosper.
all aussies should walk out to land down under
Jon Jones vs ChamaStanding they are equal I think but if Jones takes Chama to the ground he is better there.
>>151300898riveting analysis josé
>>151300830Im Taiwanese but I do ejnoy an good curry so you got me there b
My gf is on a girls trip to Vegas so I'm going to dominate heem tonight.
>>151300404S M A S H E DLAMMED
>>151301083Donimate this sac across your scalp. Respectfully.
>>151299618Jiri never fought Blachowicz
sneed why are you like this
i often feel like im the only straight guy on heemim probably right
>>151300945Post yours so we can compare mate.
Standing... who would you say is better? Jones or Chamaman?
>>151301462Alex Standing
ive never seen a good or fun jon jones fighti started watching ufc at 229
>>151301509From a distance I think he could be better but what about in the clinch? I think Jones is better in close striking, clinch, back against the fence...
jon would KO alex standing
When Poatan fights Jon, I'm going to start heeming my meng at the opening bell and see if I can finish before Poatan finishes Jon.
>>151301083She's fucked two different guys by now.
I had a dream where I got insider information that Pereira was going to rematch Adesanya before he moves up to fight Jones
>>151301716It's a girls trip, anon. Not a girls and guys trip. She's just having fun.
>>151301744What you think she's going to the nunnery what the fuck do you think they're doing in Vegas dumbassShe's blowing guy number 3 right now
ay ay ay ayay ay mi amoray mi morenade mi corazon
Most people agree Jiri is not really a good technical fighter, right?How about tactical? I recall some quote from GSP where he said what separates the contenders from the champs is their tactical ability (to recognise patterns, and set traps, and avoid traps). Poatan and Izzy are both S+ calibre tactical fighters, they're both pretty conniving at setting traps.Or does Jiri suck at both technical and tactical ability and only wins because he out-warriors everyone else?
>>151301804Whats wrong with you b
I'm guy number 4 she wants me to pull her hair
Jones vs Pereira at the white house card makes bare sense
>>151301804She's at a 2 day event where the crowd is 98% women, 2% gay men.
Remember when Jon Jones equated fighting at the UFC White House card to serving in the military?
not only will i be champion, but i will also be the hokage
>>151302164No you won't
remember when jon jones was so overcome with homosexual lust whilst riding bitch on the back of a moped that he grabbed, sniffed and put a brazzas long disgusting sweaty hair in his mouth?
>>151302183shut up heemed bitch
>>151302216raped that heemed bitch
I'm 34 days into NoFap. What WMMA fighter should I tribute when it's time to clear the pipes?
>>151302259trevor peek
>>151302164Bitch I'm the Hokage daddy
Woke up cuddling the cat
>>151302259shut up faggot
>>151302259Cory McKenna
Wait shit oliveria is fighting gamrot. That's a banger
>>151302582
does the sweet old babuskha have one more run left in her?
Mumbled myself awake
>It's upI tried to make a more /heem/sclusive video like you guys encuradged me to do. Here goes to my first video you guys helped me to make. Hope its better this time and you all like it. It's only for heem not for promoting anywhere else. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6vQy7UbKvQ
MMA sluts are the lowest of the low. Real vile creatures.
>>151303271this man married a towel and killed his fazza, but worst of all he ducked tony
>>151302893>Cumbran
>>151303258>VELCOME TO FITE CORE USA SARRRRRR you know Beautiful stuff Ramesh.
>>151303419Don't know what that means but Im glad you enjoyed
DANA WHITE YOU FAT BALD BASTERD
we dominated chama for 5 rounds he landed one fluke overhand on us with an injured rib
>>151303258I’ve been seeing more of these bizarre videos. Is jeet in the thread? Why do you guys make these? Are these actual jeet mma fans trying to make videos? Or is it just call center mills where they tell random jeets to make Wikipedia ai slop channels about every sport and this jeet just got assigned mma?
>mfw my cute coworker calls me at midnight to bitch about work despite being out with friends and tipsyshould I ask her out on a date, bros? she's chubby but could be a legit 8/10 if she lost the weight. I could make her into my glow up project
>>151303258>Tyron Woodley had Dana White privilege. He only got the title shot because he was marketable. He was really a MASSIVE 6'1 welterweight and if he was any less marketable he would have been forced to fight at middleweight. But because of Dana White Privilege, he was allowed to weight bully and skip the line to the titleWoodley is 5'9 and Dana hated him, pajeet. Stupid fucking retard.
LOOK IN MY EEEEEEEEEEYYESS
>>151303905Short bros… don’t buy tables that tall it makes you look like even more of a midget. Or get taller chairs or a booster seat ffs.
>>151303757Nah dont b youll spend less toime with us
>>151303757More than likely she already called 5 other people and talked to them before you. Probably just uncomfortable and going through her phone b... I'm sorry to tell you this b...
>>151304131heartbreaking admissions!!!
>>151304163Sit on that thang and fart n spin, playa!
>>151304206
>>151303757do it, or you'll regret it. forget everything else.
>>151303757>>151304332her messaging you means she has discussed you with them, btw
more like bore-y mckenna lollame
Moisten my tip bitch- Me to you
Does he win tomorrow?
CHARLMA!
Guru just DESTROYED themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQbMYVtDRJw
>>151304448Yes it will be a classic levels demonstration. Something about hues make them age really well in their post champion career. They don't become delfated like the others.
What's a good routine to look like poatan I'm 6'1 with Af1 158 lbs
>>151303258fucking awful AI slopsure you didn't actually make this and you're just trolling but still fuck you
>>151304533step 1: find a married succubus
Ill have you french kissing my frenulum faggot
>>151304554Alex already had my goal physique before Merle
im uFC now saars
>Friday night, why are you here
Ill have you sniffing my smegma, cake boy
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Gmhh
y did he do it
i can't go on like this man
>>151304739are u crazy in your head, man?
MY APE TECHNIQUEhttps://youtu.be/Cl-beMYQ-K0?si=yA10YvJsUG3_cjp8
>>151304548Quit hatin playa!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa6hY5lR4pY
>>151304727Spit and ride, playa! Fart n twist! Scratch n Smiff!
>>151304819I can’t even ironically get through this. The cringe is too much. I have goosebumps from embarrassment. Why are jeets like this?
>>151304801https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDkzy_eCeBo
>c...conor will lose.... THIS time!
>>151304793Are you intoxicated or something?
>>151304533Almost surely not possible for you. Are you a soft 158lbs at 6'1? Or are you a low body fat lanklet string bean?
>>151304890His only wins the last 7 years is a flushed Cowboy and that old guy in the bar
>>151304865>Wednesdays on Spike TVwe didn't know how good we had it
>>151304928I can see my top 2 abs if I flex, but also I've only been hitting the gym twice a week my collarbone is slightly wider than my waist too
>>151304947>pre-acceptance balding daner>ultimate fighter denver nuggets jerseystake me back
>>151304933it's actually been over a decade since conor's last good win. i was going to suggest that mendes was a good win but featherweight mendes was a turbomanlet so we need to go back even further than that. conor is a fraud, sadly. daner been selling you goofs wolf tickets for over 10 years
Gamrot man.
When did TUF lose it's sovl? One of the last ones I can really remember watching was either the HW Kimbo season or some bisping one, maybe mayhem season
>>151304982when they banned alcohol
Mateus Gonorrhearot
>matuessz I'm not imprezzed by your performance
>>151304987they should bring back alcohol and also stock the house with fentanyl IMO
im gonna laugh at heem if gamrot gets rolled over
groomer
Pronto para chamar
CHAMA
matthew garnett
charlie oliver
>>151305110charles is freshly ctemaxxed from his recent concussion and gamrot has no chance of winning
>>151298836why is bigfoot silva brutalizing an amish man?
>miami wife
Topiglet was dominated by Dade county Dominicans
How about jacuzzi jacuzzi
Ilia Topuria is the #1 p4p fighter in The World.
Ilia Tåbira haha only swedes will get this one
I've told my friend some /heem/ jokes like fazzaposting and he said that it was mean spirited and extremely disrespectful.
>>151305285hahahahahahaha
>>151305285lol
>I won't let this be for nothinSOON
>>151305287did you heem him, respectfully?
>>151305304Awesome fight absolutely brilliant matchmaking
>>151305287It really is
>>151305313Yes, a lot of times. We've been doing MMA for years and he's a can.
>>151301804Factual>>151300837Factual>>151304490Factual>>151304839Factual>>151305273Factual
So Usman popped for PEDs? Kamaru is for sure juicing tok
cup of sugar Joseph
Kyle Daukaus vs Gerald Meerschaert banger alert
Thawlts?
Gambeast will heem
>>151305548every great man needs a strongman leader to look up to
>>151305548So he has this picture at his gym in Dubai?
i believe Paulo is the only one who can stop Khamzat
>YABBA DABBA DOOOO IM KING OF THE WORLD MATESOON
>>151305570Palo corsa
unpopular opinion but jones still beats tom even if he is ducking him
>>151294599You want my honest answer?Honestly I'd have a hard time not wanking
>>151305564YesTheir love knows no borders
>>151305656Dana owes us an apology for making us stare at these inbred freaks in every weight class
khamzat wasn't like that in Sweden
Gamrot retweeted my tattoo
>walk past the MMA gym that just opened>pleb wageslave employees standing outside, handing out fliers to passers-by to get them to join>they always ignore meHeh.... Probably they assume I am already part of an MMA gym or something, given I look tough and in-shape. Douchebags. Not like I want to join anyway. Keep chatting to the normies, wageslave.
>All Stars' training culture was so tough it broke Khamzatwtf do their fighters in there
Honestly ? Respect
>>151305697Ever stop to think that maybe they assumed you were one of them?
id heem tyreek hill
>>151305777he's already heemedtry again
I am a science-based fighter. Titles? No, I ain't got 'em. But I can tell you what you need to do in order to get them, based on science.
Honestly ?
I could kick the crap out of everyoen in this thread. I just don't feel the need to.
Respect>>151305841>don't feel the need toThis is why ywnbac
Sorry charles but i just cant risk compromising my routine alpha male grindset to watch you at 3AM get potentialy grapped by a polack. You're on your own for this one i fear
*teeps you*
>>151305986*retreats into my philly shell*
If you disrespected me, I would wait 6-8 hours and then sneak up behind you to sucker punch you, bitch
>>151306003Based Raja
Dagestanis can't fight.
>>151305986>>151305995
>>151305995McDonald's London is doing Philly Cheese steak now. The world is well and truly globalised.Some old geezer that used to work in the coalmines in probably walking past the poster thinking what the hell is that? Haha
dillershaw
Mick Parkin
shamil gaziev
Shamick Parkiev
JDM is going to systematically dismantle islame.
>Figeuiredo a 5/2 underdog
There is no fucking way they don't fuckhttps://youtu.be/YyFq_FOz2sQ
Lucas Almeidas hand looked fucked at the weigh in. Aswell TKO is free money
This is what the average Ganecel looks like
>>151306197This is correct.
"The average Ganecel taught me everything I know." -Georges St-Pierre
>>151306258jiri without beard
>>151306300Indeed.
Charles Oliveira vs. Mateusz GamrotDeiveson Figueiredo vs. Montel JacksonVicente Luque vs. Joel AlvarezJhonata Diniz vs. Mario PintoRicardo Ramos vs. Kaan OfliLucas Almeida vs. Michael Aswell Jr.
>>151306331GamrotFigueeiredoJoelDinizRamosAlmeida
>>151306331gamrotfiguiredojoeldinizofliaswell
>>151306331OlivesFiggyLuqueDinizRamosAlmeida
>>151306349I kinda look like Ank actually.
absolutely horrific card
>>151306379Or maybe horror-ific card. You know like its october
my left pec has been twitching uncontrollably for a day now, any remedies heem?
>>151306331GamerFiggerLuquerDinizerOflierAsweller
>>151306137that's pretty crazy, I'm going to the casino later, might put a cheeky tenner on him
>>151305696wow! cool!
Fighting is like a stock market
>>151305548cool Photoshop but wheres the original?
little kid kicks a cockhttps://youtu.be/UMjqY6CCz-Y
