>Lap:#8152>Countdown to Texas GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>151288586>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>new in this: 24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:208>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:219 (218 starts)>2025 WDC Standings:PIA: 336 (+12)NOR: 314 (+15)VER: 273 (+18)RUS: 237 (+25)LEC: 173 (+8)>2025 WCC Standings:McLaren Mercedes: 650 (+27)Mercedes: 325 (+35)Ferrari: 298 (+12)Red Bull RBPT: 290 (+18)Williams Mercedes: 102 (+1)>2025 WEC StandingsNOR: 1092.24 (+69.89)BC: 1073.33 (+68.75)TSU: 1023.08 (+78.98)>News:Bathurst is this weekendKalle Rovenperä moving to Super Formula, has F1 in sightsZak Brown sucks (not really breaking news)Pirelli plans C6 tyre changes for 2026
gimi.
>>151305352that's craig lowndes btw
>>151305352>News:Literally nothing ever happens ...
gn
Jensen butthole
>>151305372good post hadjar
>>151305372why havent you moved to France yet?
>Russell and Leclerc are mathematically still in WDC contentionSo what kind of miracles would they need to win it this year?
>>151305588oscar.. DIES
>>151305593Wouldn't be the first person Leclerc sacrifices for a win.
Such a relief I don’t have to sit through something like last week’s race this weekend.
>>151305635are american race times gay for you fags as well or is it just us
amx
gimi
>>151305641Usually, no. The US is UTC-6 to UTC-8, I think. So if there's an afternoon race (14:00) in the US, that means prime time or late evening (starting 21:00 to 23:00) in central Europe.For some fucking reason that Las Vegas shit is at night though, so that means 5 in the morning for us over here.
>>151305641just us fellow ass end of the world liver
austin is the worst. 3am start
>>151305747braziiiiiiiiiiil is 3am too
All races should be in Europe with one in Japan, one in Australia, one in Brazil and one in the US. Fuck the middle east especially. 16 race season is plenty.
last 2 digits is number of crashes we get in the race tomorrow
>>151305770There is no proof that Lando is gay
morning lads
>>151305751yeah but interlagos is kino so i'm happy to get up @ bullshit o'clock for that
>las vegas @ lunchwfhfags won BIGLY
>>151305778>"in a relationship" with a famous beard for faggots>this clipWhat more proof you need? A press release from McLaren announcing that he's homosex?
Texas next
>>151305778thats all the proof i need
>>151305761They simply need to stop extorting the race tracks and make sure that hosting a race means making a profit for the tracks. Right now the tracks have to pay FIA and get very little from ticket sales, effectively making every F1 race a net loss. Hence why only terrible race tracks, in autocracies willing to subsidize the event for publicity, can really afford to host.
>America next
Edduardo Strawez
>>151305831Eduardo Estevanez
>>151305770
>>151305747Sucks to suck.Austin does also really suck. It's terrible.
America next
>>151305710>For some fucking reason that Las Vegas shit is at night though, so that means 5 in the morning for us over here.The areas they race on are extremely busy during the day which is why they only start building the track at like 8PM and have it torn down and open for traffic again at 6AM each day of the event.Plus Vegas is even more disgusting during the daylight hours.
>>151305778
why dont they have a race in the atlantic, like they build a track in some of those oil rigs, or maybe even in one of those huge boats idk
>>151305939>or maybe even in one of those huge boats idkA track inside one of the cars? That's quite the task.
>>151305953very funny
chadders
>>151305957Thank you, thank you.But I'm guessing you meant a yacht or cruise ship?
>>151305963like a cargo ship, you know, that are hugeeeee
>>151305869
Amerika next
>>151305979vgh
>>151305911>start building the track at like 8PM and have it torn down and open for traffic again at 6AM each day of the event.That's fucking retarded. Either close off the whole thing for the weekend (it is weekend afterall) or just don't have a race.
>>151305979sovl...
>>151305979you can walk here
how did euros develop such a superiority complex towards americans anyway? even in the poorest and most remote village in moldova they say that americans have no culture
>>151306033Nah. That's a road for service vehicles.
>>151305979Unironically how do Americans pathfind? I find large cities disorienting by default, but whenever I go into an American city on google maps it is either endless square blocks of highrises or endless square grid suburbs that look identical no matter where you are, or parking lots. Almost nothing in terms of landmarks, ring roads or main streets that can be used to navigate.
>>151306024>or just don't have a race.This would be ideal, unfortunately Vegas is one of these retarded shithole cities in the US where affluent cunnyfornians have begun to flee to as their state collapses so it's been getting an insane amount of growth and investment which is why LibertyMedia spent like $500M building that permanent (don't call it a) paddock building in the heart of the city.The city are more than happy to make a bunch of stupid decisions purely to encourage continued investment.>>151306033>Walk in the designated rascal scooter laneWhy?
>>151306033Those bushes are infested with moon crickets, so no.
>>151306049That's why god invented GPS
Adreas Seidl
>im tired of you fucking pasta faggots, im tired of preteding to like you, im tired, and im angry (continues like this for 5min)why did he say it
>>151306033ah is this what they mean by walkable cities.. kino..
>>151305878Why did I know it's Lia just from the shape of her ass before reading any text
>>151306094based
This is who gave Alonso driver of the day btw
>>151306094successfully conditioned
>>151306125you already posted this webm...plus maybe she is a stroller or a beequeen
>>151305800Boing
>>151306044>even in the poorest and most remote village in moldova they say that americans have no cultureThat's because it's true. Americans have no culture.
/f1/ secretly loves george they're just tsundere about it
>>151306149>stroller They barely exist >or a beequeenI should hope not
>>151306049soulless cities for soulless people (protestants)
>>151306158tomatoes on the napkin is the crime here
>>151306183thigg ::::----DDDDDDDDDD
Ollie...
Burger next
Sex...
sexo next
>>151306282with whom?
>>151306291Super Saiyans
>>151305778If you ignore all the proof, then yes there is no proof
Minivroom
Gimi Gimirinos
>>151306376That man should wear more clothes
>>151306164Are you really back?
>>151306377okay here's one with more cover
>>151306383Is that (you)?
I wish gimi patted me
>>151306399no that's me
>>151306172True, but Dutchies are mostly protestants and their cities are still relatively easy to navigate.
>>151306376>doesn't have the tits for the topsad
>>151306399why, are u Leclerc?
This is a fucking post... to some fat FUCK from The Race named "Edd Straw." Now, I'm tired of this fat FUCK popping up in all of my fucking /f1/ generals when I'm looking for a FUCKING gimi post! I don't give a FUCK about the aftermath of ANY of you Edd Straw fans that feel sorry for this greasy fuck! You fat fucking disgusting: Ass-smelling, blob, cheese-drinking, Flora-bathing, lard-gargling, calorie-thieving, Cabbage-Patch face having, Dr. Robotnik looking, Greggs eating, McDonalds gorging, T-Rex arm having, non-vegetable eating, cook with a George Foreman grill just to drink out the drip tray, wide load, Hungry-Hungry Hippo, planet, pretending to have a fucking thyroid problem, whale slash Free Willy, part bus, yokozuna, flubber, *blows up cheeks then exhales* Kirby, salad dodger, chair crusher, butter ball, go to Subway but put everything on it, go to Tesco everyday and buy all the processed food, Michelin Man, Happy because Hostess is back in business motherfucker!I know there's gonna be a lot of people out there calling me a bully, well guess what? I'm not! I just don't feel sorry for fat fucking people, especially fat journalist fucks who sit there all day, gorge and eat, and make money for absolutely nothing! While a bunch of sorry fucks like yourself play into it! *does pull-ups* You don't like what the fuck I'm saying? Then FUCK YOU!
>>151306486LARDEATING
>>151306486unfathomably based post
>>151306486you on the left rn
>>151306486good post
>>151306486
i don't believe a single post above me is geniune
>>151306486>LTG postshype
>>151306442Top view B cups
>>151306376>>151306383>wearing this harlot outfit to an all ages eventwhy are seaniggers liek this
>>151306538Don't bother zooming in, you won't see the nipple. Only Leclerc is allowed to gaze upon such beauty.
>>151306486edd's honest reaction
>>151306486>No mention of the British Broadcasting CorporationCouldn't be LTG>>151306549 >>151306538 >>151306446 >>151306383Who is she? Is she a Chinese?
>>151306486Very unamerican post, commie
>>151306414I would love to have known what Michael thought of Max today :(
>>151306597IMMA CHEW THINGS MY WAYITS MY WAY OR THE FRY WAY
>>151306597I DID IT ALL FOR THE SOSIGTHE SOSIG
>>151306486>>151306517https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQn8E7vm9wc
>>151306665>>151306671>>151306676BOOOOOOOOO!
test
America Next
i think this thread sucks asssss
>>151305979Grim. Americans should ride more MotorCycles
>>151306722
>>151306655
Marcos Red
>>151306288TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>151306732I had this but my dad hated it and thought it was gay.
>>151306881>Harleywell he's right. they're owned by fags who also own fords and chevrolets
>>151306881Looks pain to ride for daily commutes. Just use a Scooter like normal people do
>>151306881based dad
I said I was baking how could you?
>>151306985*crushes you're skull*
>>151306720>movie bobjej
>>151305352Ummmm... Totosisters?
>>151306993rip bozo
>>151306997ajjajajaja
thats so funny, im considering calling perez cp from now on
>>151306997>tf>tpKeep it in the soccer threads João
>>151306997Tudo bem, anon?
>>151306993
>>151306997
no fun allowed in 5
inb4 the no fun
>>151306997r nige, please, deal with this noncery
>>151305747yeah not to fond of big tech moving to my state either, thankfully austin is a giant containment zone
>>151305761>Fuck the middle east especially.The Emirati anon isn't going to be happy about this post
we need more races with yellow women
So if Lando is gay (allegedly) would he be a top or bottom?
>>151307297Unwilling, squealing (but secretly enjoying it) bottom.
>>151307297he'd be one of those fags who put versatile on their profile but then you meet them and they're complete submissive bottom only twinks
>>151307238we need more races with latinx women
Greta Thunburger said I have to drive a Tesla and watch Formula E. Sorry lads!
>>151307116lesbian mana badly needs rape correction
>>151307238This^>>151307561Not this^
latinas >>>>>>>>>> chinks, easyyyyy
>>151307609>Greta Thunburger said I have to drive a TeslaI doubt she'd approve of driving a fucking murder-car and thereby supporting Musk of all people.
>>151307633Nationalism^
>>151307633>tf>tpExplain the philippines then
>>151305761The middle east has good tracks.
>>151307671List them
>>151307670They don't speak Spanish though.
>>151307682That just means they couldn't say no.
>>151307679Sakhir and Jeddah
>>151307670we stole them from the portubros, God gave them those islands, we are bad friends...but we had to, you know exploreee and shit
https://www.autosport.com/f1/news/the-f1-record-schumacher-just-lost-to-hamilton/10766818/
>>151307695yeah, i was writting a post with all the desert tracks, but i couldnt remember them all so i deleted my post, but i was going to say that those 2 were the only good ones, brarehim is good for testing and it can have a race, saudi is the best desert track
>>151307662True and if I remember correctly, Arnold Swartzanaggoror bought her a Tesla.
>>151307736Not fair, he didn't have to use his brakes that race which usually slows you down.
>>151307561>has a feminist tattooshant, i mean, she is good enough for sex and maybe cumming inside but thats all
>>151307736>the-f1-record-schumacher-just-lost-to-hamiltonI know of another record someone will lose to Hamilton soon.
>>151307695Bahrain is okJeddah is a concrete lined parking lot. It's only remarkable because the Saudis paid enough for the FIA to allow them to build a track with no runoff
>>151307561Good post
>>151307782so this next race he will tie the record and by the next he will have itbut this is the longest it took them to get a podium, is there another driver with more starts for ferrari without a podium??
>>151307805zoomer beauty standards and courtship rituals are truly a mystery
>>151307805That's not a LatinX woman>>151307824*Hebrew beauty standards and courtship rituals
>>151307774We also need east asians
>>151307824stupid hair, but good lips/mouth, nose has good shape, maybe a bit too big but i dont care about big noses, good eyes and eyebrowns andforehead isnt big, but pointy chinanyday she can fix her hair and that would solve most of it
>>151307846dead eyes
>>151307847>good eyes>they are poop colored
>>151307795yelistener is such a fraud, he was good in 2019-2021
>>151307870Mean colourist chud!
>>151307812>but this is the longest it took them to get a podium, is there another driver with more starts for ferrari without a podium??No. Hamilton already holds that record right now. The one who held it before was Ivan Capelli with 14 races.Once he has this other one too, the only question will be which one he'll keep when he ends his career.
>>151307870He meant eyebrows not T50 swarthoid eyes
>>151307874All I see is Strulovich
>>151307870idk, i like them, thay are alive, unlike the other chink that was posted here>>151307877its very unlikely that he will retire after this season, and next season, most likely the engines wont be very reliable at first, so maybe he lucks himself into a podium
>>151307893no, i like her eyes
>>151307908>so maybe he lucks himself into a podiumMaybe. Or maybe he'll break Massa's current record of consecutive Ferrari races without a podium (at any point, not necessarily from the first race), which stands at 34, I think (that question came up in another thread).
>>15130793335Though I don't think he would have had such a long drought if Hamilton hadn'tve kept crashing into him that year.
I knew it he likes brown women.
>>151307870Better than having grey eyes.
>>151308040I bet you've got gay eyes
Mclaren is about to get bvck broken by a RED BVLL
>>151306486rude
German farmess boobiesgimi
>>151308053Bit mean.
>>151307774That goes for every woman, anon
>70-80% of the world have brown eyesyuck
>tfw green eyesboy am i glad to be born in alaska
>>151308195That ball is heterosexuality
>>151308177im hopeful for what the future holds
>>151308195why do zoomers kick like such faggots?
>>151308195death penalty to gays!
Americunt Next
>>151308241
>>151308218Anon, I...
>>151308243>if seinfelief was still on tv in 2001
>>151308180They are the best because they blend in with skin.
>>151307782Stupid to say, I hadn't realised how many all-timers had driven for Ferrari. Imagine all the 1st race 1st podiumers in one grand prix.
is McLaren having a money issue?https://rmsothebys.com/media-center/press-releases/the-triple-crown-auction-history-to-be-made/
of all the great circuits in america they have to pick cota
I AM THE DOMINATORI AM THE DESTROYERI AM MEGATRON
Circuit of the Americas in Austin, TX next
>>151308302>megatroon racing
>>151307782>fangio >láuda>ascari >irvineAll the greats
Elkann and Vigna status? Lynching when?
>>151308396I've never seen an Herbert quote that is not unhinged
got a lewis hamilton on deck
>>151308283>brown skin
>>151308396>"Their prime target must be Christian." - no one gives a fuck>"Their prime target must be Jewish." - huge scandalWhy the double standard, anons?
nigger
nigger x 2
