PREVIOUS: >>151304211SEA: Josh Naylor went 3-for-6 with a run scored and a stolen base in Game 5 of the ALDS against the Tigers on FridayDET: Kerry Carpenter homered and went 4-for-5 in a 15-inning loss to the Mariners on Friday in Game 5 of the ALDSSEA: George Kirby didn’t factor in the decision after giving up one run in 5 1/3 innings against the Tigers on Friday in Game 5 of the ALDSDET: Tarik Skubal struck out 13 over six innings of one-run baseball but didn’t get a decision in Game 5 against the Mariners on FridaySEA: Jorge Polanco drove in the game-winner in the 15th with a single to give Seattle a 3-2 win over the Tigers on Friday in Game 5 of the ALDSDET: Gleyber Torres said after Friday’s game that he’ll have hernia surgery in the offseasonMIL: Brewers manager Pat Murphy told reporters that he’s not ready to name a starter for Game 5 against the Cubs on SaturdayLAA: Jeff Fletcher of The Orange County Register reports that Albert Pujols met with Angels general manager Perry Minasian
Jays
Can my tigs return to the ALDS next season?
go cubs
Mariners going to the ALCS! Who the hell is starting game 1??
Dodgers will win the WS again
>>151305489If you guys learn to bunt, yes.
>>151305494Woo, nigga
Racism with no baseball content = tourist retard post Keep it hateful Keep it baseball related No fighting about which fanbase is more whatever race is not baseball related.
shut up nerd
>>151305482Love yourself edition.
>>151305505ThisBaseball and DEATH TO ALL WHITOIDS!
every team that assembled a "super bullpen kek" has been eliminated
Jays all the way edition
>>151305522Simply win all the first games then go all in with your starter game 4 out of the pen if you're gonna win. Can easily blow up in your face.
>>151305504Well then… bring da mutha fuckin ruckus
So the M's are just getting completely fucking stomped in the ALCS right?
>>151305539They'll win at least one of their home games
>>151305522You still need a super bullpen, but you also need a functional, clutch offense that can give Run support for your bullpen. Reason the Phillies got eliminated by that brain fart throw. No offense = Tired out, exhausted bullpen.
>>151305539just like my doggie doos (kek) in the NLCS
>>151305539Everyone is saying this but you just know it's not gonna happen. Baseball is too random to be predictable like that.
>>151305539They have to play the games first before we know for sure. But once they fames have been played we will know more.
>>151305539If Reggie shows up to the game with his Nintendo 3ds™ its over for the Jays.
Mariners. It’s your time.
>>151305482Skubros... it was our turn.....
Cow Rollie dumping long fat turds right now
>>151305539If the Mariners can scrape together a game 1 win then Blue Jays will get swept.
>>151305565Lol
>>151305565Lmao
>>151305569Blue Jay Bullpen is bottom half of the league meaning Mariners can brute force home runs to win.
>>151305580Omg Migu!!!
>>151305576Did you watch today's game? The Mariners had so many chances to win but struggled to score for 7 straight innings
>>151305595Yes. Because the Detroit Bullpen is incredible. Everyone was exhausted after 5 hours man that was a defensive slugfest.
So the Mariners rotation is Gilbert, Kirby, Woo, Castillo, but who's the fifth guy and will be available for Game 1?
>>151305614Speier most likely. He got pulled really quick today but normally when I watch him he’s a great reliever.
Just woke up and found out the mariners won. 15 INNINGS! I guessed wrong and thought the Tigers would win. can't wait to see the game on Monday
>>151305602The Tigers bullpen is also in the bottom half of all of MLB. It is not as good as you're saying it is, the M's had a bad approach at the plate. Really both teams played like shit today, it was a tossup not because of any amazing performances but because both were so ass with RISP
>>151305595Are you implying the tigers didn’t have many chances? If not more?
>>151305647What does that have to do with anything? I'm talking about the Mariners-Jays matchup. If the Tigers won I would also think they are heavily disadvantaged going into that series because of how shit they played today.
>>151305647That’s a big understatement
>>151305539No, those gay birds are getting bootyblasted again.
>>151305643>both teams played like shitNo. You watched aggressively good pitching. Things only really got sloppy in extra innings. When everyone was exhausted and you keep throwing new pitcher variables in. someone is eventually going to make mistake. That’s how extra innings go.
>KEKeringo i am keking
>>151305664Because you’re making it sound like the tigers didn’t simply just choke with the back to back CY young and best pitcher pitching an absolute gem
>>151305694Nah the tigers should be embarrassed by how they played. They would get shit on by the Jays, but I'm also pretty certain the Mariners are going to get shit on too.
>>151305688Good pitching doesn't excuse how bad the Mariners were at the plate.
>there’s no such thing as good pitching only shit batting
>>151305719Don't be disingenuous you fucking retard.
>>151305719See>>151305694>>151305672
>>151305717My point is the Detroit pitching outclassed mariners in a way the Blue Jays simply cannot. You have no Skubal equivalent and Mariners won every game against Skubal.
Glenn Burke was an American Major League Baseball (MLB) player for the Los Angeles Dodgers and Oakland Athletics in the 70s. He was the first MLB player to come out as gay, announcing it in 1982 after he retired.
Dodgers aren't going to lose another game.
>>151305719Batters literally can practice with pitching machines that imitate major league pitches from pitchers they will faceAs far as I know the opposite does not exist for pitchers
Have you guys noticed when your pitcher pitches a no hitter it’s excellent pitching but when the opposing pitcher does it, it’s because your batters are shit.
>>151305728And my point is that regardless of who was pitching, the Mariners overall had a bad approach at the plate.
>>151305745My pitchers are shit as soon as they get behind in the count, but they become excellent when they end up getting an out.
>>151305745A no hitter requires both a pitcher and defense having a great day but also the offense needs to be just completely shit that day. These are professional hitters, you have 27 outs to work with, there's no excuse for getting no-hit anymore.
>>151305746Today? Not great. I was mad at them a lot today. But. And this is a big but. They were good enough. They advance.
>>151305756And? The whole point is that they don't have much of a chance against the Blue Jays if they continue to play like this. The Blue Jays have been playing very well.
>>151305539>>151305482M;s in 6 cap it
>>151305745Have you ever noticed that you're a bitch?
>>151305767You misunderstand again. Mariners were mogged by excellent pitching and still won. Imagine what they will do against mediocre pitching.
>>151305782You already revealed that you're a Mariners fan so this is pointless because you're biased and can't see it objectively.
What’s his problem? Why does he always blow games? I get we only scored 2 in 15 innings, but why is it ALWAYS this guy?
>>151305796>you like the mariners therefore blue jays pitching will outclass SkubalNice argument
Will the Muncy spammer keep going when the Dodgers don't pick up his option and he leaves to a different team?
>>151305807No you like the Mariners so you can't see the team's objective weaknesses.
>>151305810Only way they do that is if they want to sign Murakami and really feel good about putting him at third when he should be a DH or at first. Muncy's only going to be paid $10 million next season.
>>151305832Well Ohtani wants all his Japanese buddies on the team and the Dodgers bend over backwards to do whatever he wants so I don't see why they wouldn't do that
>>151305816Anon the Mariners weakness is in their soul. It is the coaching. It is their management. Dan Wilson is a publicity stunt. Nothing changed. And their players’ casual attitude. Low confidence and lack of a clutch. I would change so much about the mariners but their defense is excellent most games and enough home runs are being hit to compensate for glaring weaknesses. The difference between this year and last year and the 21 year streak of nothing? Two players are hitting home runs now in place of doubles. That’s it.
please happen
>>151305844Well it's nice to have confidence but I personally don't see them beating the Jays.
>>151305847'It'll never happen'
>>151305803someone has to choke on defense when your offense is wrapped up in a carpet and being driven down the road in a trunk ready to be dumped into a lake to sink to the bottom and be forgotten
>>151305803Blame him if you want. It’s not his fault.
Blue Jays - Dodgers World Series and Doggie Doors repeat.>Game ended at 7 amMy goodness, I was too tired.
Frame it for the annual /mlb/ collage
>Padres considered the second most likely spot Schwarber would landthere's no way, but also, I'm not even considering it until we get a new hitting coach. I don't want him to come to San Diego just to become a small ball Victor Rodriguez disasterclass
>>151305943>>151305894>it’s not his fault>proceeds to LOAD the bases
gm
>>151306088I'm still awake
>>151305805based
>>151306092go the fuck to sleep
puerto ricans its your time to shine
>both teams that fired Victor Rodriguez saw a jump of 50 team home runs the following season>The Red Sox literally won the World Series the year after they fired himThis genuinely should be the first thing the Padres do in the offseason if they want anyone to think they're serious next year.
>>151306117I keep telling myself I will at a normal hour one of these daysten years ago I believed this
/mlb/, our response?
>>151306150Is he getting fired for 2 straight playoff chokes?
>>151306150we liked him in that spot
>>151306085>>151306133Yeah Victor Rodriguez needs to go. Being 28 in HRs and leaving runners stranded really killed us this postseason
>realizing that 90% of shortstops are either Dominican, Venezuelan, Mexican or American.
>>151306150It's not Hinch's fault that his bullpen sucks. Blame the GM.
>>151306252What do you mean? Other than Kahnle, the BP was lights out all series, especially game 5. Owner is cheap but hitting was the issue
will mariners fans be satisfied just with finally getting to PLAY in a world series game, even if they don't even win? that's still something that they can't even say they've done before
>>151306313not happening this season
>>151305730just downright peculiar
>>151305730he probably wasnt gay before he had to move to california
>>151306281I was referring to yesterday's game. But yes, Detroit isn't the most feared collection of hitters, either. Again, not Hinch's fault.
>>151306313As a Tigers fans seeing my team at least go to 2 World Series takes the sting out of getting bounced in the playoffs. Just a bit anyway.Mariners ownership seems willing to spend so I could see them making another run after this year. Especially considering how ass the rest of their division is now.
>>151306252>>151306281The hitting is bad becauae the owner refuses to buy bats or trade their golden calf prospects.On one hand ownership is atleast making an effort to consistently make the playoffs and if the prospects do hit that goes a long way to accomplishing that...On the other hand we are exiting the Skubal window and if he walks and the prospects don't blossom we are fucked.
He's gonna get out of it
>>151306157No.Choking in the playoffs 2 years in a row is an amazing run for the Tigers. And is kind of their thing. Then they suddenly get their shot together go on a mega run and win a WS before sinking to irrelevance again.
gg mariners. I'm not even mad the tiggies lost, but I sure am annoyed the bats went ice cold while Skoob had such an awesome performance.
>>151306640I'm old enough to remember 1987, when the 98 win Tigers lost the ALCS in 5 to the 87 win Twins.
>>151306650Even Kirk Gibson said enough and left for the Dodgers.
Cub'em doe!
>>151306639If that happened in the Tigers-M's game last night it would have been an inning ending triple play.
THE BAD GUYS LOST IN THE AL!!!!!
Happy for the Ms but with the way both teams were playing last night, felt pretty clear the Jays would rape whoever won. Should be a short and sweet series.
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>>151305730>Hello, thank you all for coming to this press conference today. We have all the major media outlets here because I have a huge announcement to make... and that announcement is.... I like to take penis in the buttbased or cringe?
>>151305486BASED
>>151306949this angle made me think i was about to watch some liveleak shit
Mariners vs Dodgers. Mariners win
>>151306792>Based Conduct towards womenN-no... the Tigers were the good guys... we didn't know. We didn't know! Why! Why! Whyyyyy!
>>151306986same i thought it was that clip in the middle east somewhere where some cable snaps or something and just obliterates like 50 people
>>151307015Come closer...I need.I neeeed...A reliable batter.BECAUSE I CAN'T HIT WITH RISP!
>>151306792>both Trump teams choked in the AL>both Trump teams are winning in the NL (Cubes have momentum)I always knew the AL was best but unfortunately moral superiority rarely wins championships
>xeattle or pooronto are guaranteed to reach the super bowlcringe
Seattle didn’t win that game, Detroit lost it. How do you have Skubal put on an all time performance and your hitting is as cold as ice? They even had multiple chances to take the lead before and during extras. Then you have Carpenter swinging at everything eye level during his last at bat. Detroit does not deserve Skubal.
Hey!!!
>>151307075>muh Trumpyou’ll be shocked to learn just how many players are republican or conservative
>>151307015>>151307039Am I the biggest loser in the playoffs!>No I am I committed an error on an inning ending play at home.>No I am I got blown out at home.>No I am I have the highest payroll and didn't get in.>What happened to you?I lost in 15 innings.>How?When I couldn't hit. With RISP~I thought that I had everybody on my side and then I went and blew it all sky high.Now /sp/ won't even spare a passing glance.All just because I. Can't hit with RISP.When Big Dumper came round just to put him down~The Tigers turned into a clown~And no girl ever wants to dance with a team that can't Hit with RISP~I know I shouldn't mope around I shouldn't curse but the pain feels so much worse~Cause 15 extra innings is a lot less fun~Then fielding errors~Or getting blown out at home~Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget~So listen and you won't regret~Just hit the ball~Don't miss your chance~And you won't end up like the Tigers Who Can't Hit With RISP~
The joke is that he has a big butt lol
>One month ago, the polymarket favorites to win the AL were:>1) Tigers>2) Jays>3) Yankees>4) Astros
who else here jombie?
>>151307104just leave the fucking guy in. hes in the middle of an all time postseason performance and you just put some literally who reliever in. what the fuck? im not even a fan of either of these teams but its so painful
>>151306899Fuck the poo crew, I need more people from Gaysconsin to suffer
>>151307123>players are republican or conservativeBased.
Hope the poo crew get obliterated 30-0 and all the fans leave after two innings lol
>>151307239>>151307222Based.
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>>151306899Brew crew will do it for him.
>>151307123>most professional athletes are retardsyou don't say
>>151307259did you make this or something? Why did you pick the most generic music possible for your hype video?
>>151307296Most entertainers are even dumber Don't listen to the dumb.
>>151307259Oh Oh Oh Oh>Oh Oh Oh OhOh Oh Oh Oh>Oh Oh Oh OhOh Oh Oh Oh>Oh Oh Oh OhOh Oh Oh Oh>Oh Oh Oh OhOh Oh Oh Oh>Oh Oh Oh OhOh Oh Oh Oh>Oh Oh Oh OhOh Oh Oh Oh>Oh Oh Oh OhOh Oh Oh Oh>Oh Oh Oh OhOh Oh Oh Oh>Oh Oh Oh OhWe hyped.
>>151305539Schneider will get cute and repeat 22. Vladdy only hits well against stanks pitchers.
>>151307300I didn’t make it. I just like it.
>>151307296have you reached max level in nightreign yet?
>mfw da cubs get btfo in da superb game 5
>>151307289why didn't they do it for him when he was alive and would have gave a shit
>>151307319so you just happened to stumble upon a video with just a thousand views?
last night was the most exciting baseball game ive seen in a very long time. and I say that as a tigcucks fan
>>151307344erm...???
>>151307296isn't this dude part of the terrorist organization on antifa
>>151307289Cubgawds will do it for him.
>>151307329Dead men make for more emotional rallying cries>cusb getting f'ed in the a hard
>>151307340Not him but lately YouTube has constantly been recommending me random videos with less than 1000 views lately
>>151307360Sandberg was always a Phillie at heart.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING MARINERS NATIONand gm to worthy opponents the tiggiesbut also a gm to the friends to the north
>>151307344i just got the ick
>>151307380Good morning sir
tonight's game is gonna suck isnt it. just blow out those cubbie bears. do it for an old cards fan
o kek
may Fat Cow Amy's tears soil her scorecard tonight.
>>151307340Searched “Cubs Hype”
The Cubs will win tonight because that's what will benefit the Dodgers the most.
I'm glad the Mariners won cause you can just tell how much it means to their fans. Make fun of them all you want for this but they clearly love their team and sometimes it's just nice to feel like all those years of love and support paid off. Most people hope to be reimbursed for their pain at some point but in the end they rarely are.
I fucking hate the Doyers so much
As a Yankees fan, who do I root for in the ALCS? I want both teams to win but that would mean someone has to lose…
>>151307466reddit already found him and bought him a lifetime supply of crickets
>>151307466on the otherhand the city of Seattle is full of faggots that deserve to suffer
>>151307486>I want both teams to win
>>151307486Yankees fan here, and honestly I'm pulling for the jays. They won fair and square got to respect them
My Doggie Doos
As a neutral hater, I only root for injuries. The more devestating the better.
Alex Call is a nigger and should be flayed aliveFuck him and fuck these nigger umpires.And Orion Kerkering better not show his face at the Bank ever again
>>151307487>>151307493I feel bad for people like you. It must be dreadful to be this miserable.
>>151307455Are we writing in the doyers already? They beat the mets last year to get into the world series and a yankees team that never belonged. Don't get me wrong, I think they're a great team but both the cubs and the brewers will give them a run for their money.
>>151307466dis nigga really crying like that over a tie game. I can’t imagine what he was doing when Polanco walked it off
>>151307512>both the cubs and the brewers will give them a run for their money.Lol. No they won't. You know this is just cope.
>>151307505kys
>I feel bad for people like you. It must be dreadful to be this miserable.
turns out homegirl does not know ball
>>151307525
>>151307499>having this on handHinchydoo ‘em!>>151307504It would be nice for the Jays to shake off the noise from that ‘22-’23 wildcard run.
How are we feeling about M’s saars
>>151305614Miller, but actually Castillo will pitch game 1 because he only threw 15 pitches last night.
>cards fanWhy do the Chicago suburbs’ teams like St. Louis and Milwaukee hate us so much, bros? Is it just a metropolis-vs.-periphery type of jealousy or what’s going on here?
>rick lee field
>>151307539it'll be close, I think the longer the series goes on the more the jays pitching depth will be exposedthey have to win game 1 and 2
>>151307519I know the Dodgers aren't a postseason juggernaut. I've seen enough of their chokes. If you watched for more than one year you'd see it as well.
>>151307555Don’t you guys have to worry about getting mugged by black people after games?
I will be rooting for the Dominican team (the Mariners).J-RodPoloCastilloVargas
>>151306313Yes, I want an AL pennant more than anything.
>>151307380gm
>game 7 of the ALCS>bases loaded, top of the 9th>JP Crawford hits a weak fly ball to shallow centerWhat happens next all depends on whether that absolute RETARD Bo Bishitte is allowed back in the lineup
>>151307535kys :)
I sense a plot to destroy the dodgers
>>151307380you just gonna walk by without saying gm?
>>151307607It's me. I'm the plotterI hate you faggots with all my being
Your AL Manager of the Year award recepient
>>151307210>>151307104For over a decade the mariners had this problem.
>>151307618
>>151307628Baboonebros…
>>151307531God, I love women. They are so cute and dumb.
>don’t like Toronto >really like their jerseysIt’s the same thing with the Maple Leafs, maybe I just like deep blue and white.
>>151307611*sips kershedly*gm
>>151307628I like this guy, when he talks he reminds me of SchwarberOn that note I hope Schwarber gets into coaching later in life too, not that he knows much of anything other than hitting dongs but he'd be a great leader
>>151307656>schwarberAh yes, the left-handed John Carlos Stanton
I AM ISSUING A CORRECTION: Toronto is 270 miles and 4° farther SOUTH compared to Seattle.gm to our friends to the east :)
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, the Brewers are going to choke BIGLY.
>>151307676Cope, the Brewers are the NL Jays.The Yanks are the AL Dodgers.
Blue Jays aren’t American how can they be in the American League
If Mariners don’t beat the Jays they are a disgrace to America and I will never be friendly to them ever again.
>>151307687Get past the Cubbies first.
we... 97-72 now...
>>151307690>if the Mariners don’t win the ALCSthat’s a tall order, friend
>>151307628Seahawks managerial LEGEND john schneider
>>151307701Cubs feel like a perpetual June Boone Swoone Yankees. It would be a disaster if we allowed them to advance.
dodgers about to feast on all these shittersyou retards have no idea what you're up against5 (five) world-class starting pitchers, and 1 of them is working as a relieveragain, you faggots have NO idea what you're up against
>>151307703Thanks for reminding me jackass!
>>151307727You’re annoying and retarded and a gay faggot
>>151307732Only 1 of those things are true.
Kahnle’s elite changeup
>>151307732>and a gay faggotthat's true, did you see his meltdown after game 2? he was begging for vladdy to fuck his ass for hours on end
>>151307745Tigs got Stank’d
Kahnledoo ‘emKahnledoo ‘emKahnledoo ‘emThe Mariners should thank Yankees legend, Tommy Kahnle for letting them advance.
Mariner fan here it’s hard to describe this feeling but I after last night I think im just like one of those retirement home bus drivers that just released a dozen elderly couples into a Costco to jam up isles with shopping carts.
>>151307804Fuck my mariner ass
Isn’t throwing a changeup 95% of the time just a pitcher with a slow fastball?
>>151307804We're giving Toronto the "vancouver special" iykwim.
>>151307804I remember going to a mall before it opened in the morning back in the day and seeing one of those buses dropping off a load of old people. As soon as the doors opened, they all rushed in. I waited a bit longer in my car smoking a cigarette and when I went inside, they were all racing to secure the best benches in the mall to just sit there and watch people. I found it pretty depressing.
>>151307848Anal sex with lolis?
>>151307853No, I don't think that's it.
>>151307840They have late downward movement, even if you know it's coming it's hard to square up
>>151307859I could draw straighter lines with my dick, the fuck is this shit?
The Mariners couldn't square up a ball if they put lasers on their bats. Should be a blowout.
>>151307881doubtful
I haven't washed my ass since the Yankees lost
Faggot cubs
>Vladdy will go cold again>Bassitt will have a usual autistic melt down in game 3>Yesavage will be brought down to earth and pulled early>Bo will remain a crip>Kirk is done
Mariners arms are blown out … what shall they do …
Brewers vs. LA would be the ultimate SOUL vs. SOULLESS matchup
>>151307947Are their asses blown out too?
>>151307947Detroit merely adopted that loss. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn’t see the World Series until I was already a… wait no I’ve never been.
>>151307967whom's?
>>151307952Brewers were owned by Selig who handpicked Manfred to replace him. They're as soulless as it gets.
>>151307493Tbf those are just the faggots from the city. Most don’t even like sports. Pretty much everyone east of the mountains is right and are huge Ms fans. It’s funny how baseball is unironically the most diverse sport and the east pozzed
>>151307881About to steal second is what
Weren't the M's overwhelmingly favored? Why are their posters here acting like underdogs
>>151308028Losing in the ALCS is kind of our thing.
>>151307947Woo Tang is fresh AF pal. Also Castillo threw 15.
Mariners fans. We don’t shit on Randy enough. Mother fucker jogs everywhere. Closes his eyes and takes the biggest fucking hacks. And apparently forgot how to take angels on balls in the outfield. Naylor is a god though
Blue Jays lost
>>151307947tbqh for how many arms have been used only Bazardo and Speier need rest and Speier only because he's been dogshit two games in a row.
>>151308055Naylor should be first in the batting order
>>151308055He was so good in august man what happened?
>>151308063STOP THE COUNT
I wouldn’t mind the Nintendo patch if it was just the white text without the red background. There’s just something about the giant red square that doesn’t mesh with the rest of the Mariners color scheme
.......where is everyone?
>>151305482There was a line last night to get your photo taken with Jameson, the fan what caught Dump 61 in Dee-troyt.
>>151307506Based
>>151308220Sleeping in and enjoying the morning. Cubs don't play til 5
>>151305486fpbp
>>151306645I was watching the game with a couple of friends who don't even watch baseball and at the end of the game one of them said Skubal didn't deserve to be on the losing side. GG lad.
Is it a crime in Milwaukee to rape a cub?
>>151308360Skubal deserves a fanbase that can create a Polanquake and should come back to Seattle.
>>151308379No jury would convict.
>>151308360Im surprised out of all the American sports, Baseball won’t take off in Europe.
>>151308400He did nothing wrong. He killed terrorists and pedos.
>>151308416They were known Cubs fans.
>>151307466Nah it's incredibly funny that they're the only team to have never played in the World Series and I hope that time honored tradition keeps going.
I'm not trying to hate but I don't understand why everyone is calling yesterday's game the game of the century. it was two teams making a lot of mistakes and showing how shallow their pitching is and how anemic their bats are. people are gonna stop jerking off about it as soon as the Jays destroy the Mariners
>>151308470If you could win a pennant without going to the ws I would choose that. I mean, winning a ring would be great but the real prize is the pennant.
>>151306923I say this
>>151308486Shut up doyerpaco
>>151308578idk what your terminally online language means
>>151308578I say this
>>151308448Confirmed? I heard the pedo like the Sox.
>>151308493winning the division is the prize. anything else is extra.
>>151305803It's good for Kahnle that his Tigers tenure ended with an away gameDude would have gotten booed so fucking hard if this ended at Comerica.
>>151308600>Idk what the most common nickname for a dodgers fan, that is used on this thread every single day, means cause I am not le terminally online
>>151308637Kek doggiedoos
>>151308664i don't use 4chan that much outside of big events. irl people would think you're a retarded freak if you said doyerpaco cuz no one would understand it and then you'd have to explain it and then you would get ignored until you meekly left. so i don't see any reason why you would use it online unless you're a coward
doyerpacos seething kek
>>151308628Pope covered it up, the Opus Dei send its regards.
>>151308718mow my lawn paco
>>151308718PFMA?
>>151308768i'm not hispanic and i'm not surprised you use 20 year old middle school jokes even though you're 40>>151308782english
Win or lose every single time the Tigers are in the playoffs it is a kino playoff.
>>151308796kek seethe bitch
>>151308796PFMA
>>151308796fuck my ass
>>151308806>>151308816>>151308836you guys love making irrelevant points. this is probably why you spend all your time online. you don't have conversational skillsback to the discussion: Mariners just proved they are a weaker team yesterday who will get swept by the Bluebirds
>>151308851BONK!
>>151308718>>151308796I gotta be honest I could go for apoundin
why do you have a mancrush on max muncy? he looks like he works at arby's
>>151308851Tell ‘em based normie chad. These autists have ruined this once respectable website and it’s time we took it back.
>>151308851this nigga thinks we care about baseball kek
>>151308718*anon’s first son is born*>normally I would never ever do this but it’s time to see what everyone’s favorite Japanese manhole smelting forum has to say about this
>>151308943I don't know if 4chan was ever respectable, but it definitely was not this grim. Dead internet theory is real. All the digital terraforming and social media have destroyed most people's ability to critically think.t. 2010fag
>>151308990fuck my ass
>>151308990as someone who has been here since 2006 /sp/ is not any different than it ever wasif anything its actually better because users are more on-topic than ever
So when do the games start today?
>>151308986false analogy. my son's birth will (most likely) not be a national event
>>151309047Based Chiang Kai-shek enjoyer
>>151308990im doing my best
>>151308990Honestly I had no idea
>>151307656Schneider still carries that minor league next man up mentality with him, I honestly can't think of a better manager for this type of team.
>>151308935Im not the Muncy spammer, but as someone who's into dudes he's a good looking guy. He's strong, got a cute face and tall. He'd probably give really good hugs
>>151309084unfortunately chiang kai shek was not a particularly big baseball fan
>>151309138>as someone who's into dudesjust say faggot
>>151309047That’s my bad
>>151309149Neither is the ROC but here you are.
>>151308990Sorry sir
>>151309192>Neither is the ROC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8ICTUCWGsk
>>151309224Why is he named Humpy?
>>151309192Well basketball has given baseball a run for its money but there are still plenty of people that like itall the lottery stores have the postseason games playing in the morning if you go out at the right time
>>151309251Wow, I love your nation. You deserve freedom.
>>151305643Skubal is the best pitcher in the league. Melton and Flaherty are great too.
>>151309192CPBL just smashed its season attendance record
>>151308887do you think if judge was a 5'9" manlet he'd actually make the catch?
>>151308990I know it's a meme but election tourists poisoned the well and things have never been the same since. Everyone loves to say "4chan was always racist" but I was a degenerate edgelord /b/tard circa early-2000s and back then the racism was deliberately over-the-top and played for laughs. Now it's just genuine virulent racism and we can't have a thread without two schizos foaming at the mouth and accusing the other of being brown
>>151309293jack has a player option for 20m next year and I guarantee you exactly 0 people in the FO want him to exercise thatwith the cheap ass ownership the Tigers cant afford to spent that kind of cash on jack fucking flaherty
Phillies: PLAMets: ROCGuardians: DPRKYanks: USADoyers: JapanBroors: Yugoslavia Marinsaars: IndonesiaWho'd I miss?
who would you rather have for the next 5 years?>Skubal or Skenes>Soto or Vladdy
>>151309335early 2000's was still before all the cleeti and such got online
>>151309349skenes and soto
>>151309349Shitbal and Shito
>>151309346Jays: Bangladesh
>>151309341Man it's sad that historic team like the Tigers can just be taken over by shit ownership and be cheap like that. I mean it's the fucking Tigers, one of the original AL teams.
>>151305844>lack of a clutch
I can’t believe Mariners have historically won every playoff series against the Blue Jays imagine being a Blue Jays fan.
>>151309335>>151309367I miss girls actually posting tits and doing degenerate stuff on /b/there was pre-schizo 4chan and there is post-schizo 4chan. times have changed
>>151309399Jays: India
>>151309349Skenes and Soto is the right answer, but Vladdy is living up to expectations.
>>151309401The rest of the league forgets you guys exist most years
>>151309406have you been on /b/ lately? there was a thread last night of a girl doing that. nothing really has changed
>>151309349Skubal and Skenes. Even if your offense is shit you can meme your way into wins having two of the best pitchers on the planet..
>>151309429I'm not even a Tigers fan. I just have a lot of respect for a really old and storied franchise. I feel the same way about the Pirates.
>>151309406I miss pre-internet. I'd prefer to live in a world reading newspapers and knowing less about the world in real time. I've come to the conclusion that being more ignorant would be an acceptable tradeoff to what we have now.
>>151309467w-what happened to the pirates
do Mariners fans really??
the question is why did they do it?
>>151309502>w-what happened to the piratesBob Nutting.
>>151309499We are actually more ignorant now. Being Overwhelmed by content (not the same as information) has destroyed our minds.
>>151309499it's not about being more ignorant, it's about the distribution of ignorance vs. well-informed opinions. the fact that we live in a time that has the greatest transmission of data, and that coincides with the greatest amount of vitriol and conspiracy and polarization and misinformation, just confirms how dumb the average person is. and it makes critical thinking a greater skill than it ever was
>>151309335Society itself is more racist because forced mass migration made it so it had to be. Its not a 4chan thing. Everyone was forced to confront reality yet again after nearly a century of only seeing the best and brightest of the lesser peoples.
gee I wonder where he'll end up what a total and complete mystery
does anyone have one of those live win probability graphs for last night's game? curious what it looks like
>>151309550I agree it feels that way collectively but like>>151309555 (checked) says, the most well-informed have access to information in ways they've never had before at the same time.
Is /mlb/ giving the cubbiebears a chance?
>>151309615This was ESPN's
>>151309615I believe it looked like a duck season poster underneath a rabbit season poster underneath a duck season poster and so on
>>151309659
>>151309614Dodgers have Freeman
>>151309615Here's baseball savant's
>>151309367I think this is definitely it. Back then the internet it was a more of a niche thing and you had to have some general intelligence and savvy to use it. Now just anyone can go online and posted the stupidest shit you've ever seen
>>151309250Humpback salmon
>>151309250he humps the fans and gives them HIV
>>151309614maybe not dodgers and maybe dodgers will get another jap that's not him
>>151309634Yes but that either requires elder god tier bullshit detector schizophrenia or someone spending all their free time like a full time job of confirming information and sources like journalists pretend to do but for real. And by the time you do that for one story a dozen more appear in their place.There’s too much data for the human mind.
>>151309614There's a non-zero percent chance he ends up on the Angels. Arte is going to want a big name position player and we have a hole at 3rd and he think's Murakami will be it. Personally I'm not sure i want that, it seems like this dude strikes out a ton and that's the last thing the Angels need when we almost broke the record for strikeouts in a season.
>>151309614Everyone saying Dodgers don't know ball
>>151309697curiosity also. people then were all generally curious and in awe of what the internet was bringing. now that everyone is on it, it's watered down from the influx of dregs.
Damn Detroit really did choke their season away, out managed themselves out of a chance
>>151309614Mets should be runaway favorites with a clear corner IF bat need.
>>151309720The only Salmon i like is of the Tim variety.
>>151309744Sato, yeah
>>151309748Me tuning it all out and watching baseball while masked federal agents arrest American citizens until they prove they were born here and arrest senior citizens for posting anti trump memes on Facebook
>>151309693This game was frustrating to watch. They need to change the rules to increase scoring
>>151309819If they fall flat I'm all for the Sconnie rage
>>151309614whoever pays for Murakami is going to get hosed. 2022 was clearly an outlier, and 9 out of 10 Japanese imports end up doing notably worse in the MLB (and some can be outright disasters)this dude's gonna be making $30m/yr to bat .230, hit 20-22 HRs, and play middling defense
>>151309861whoops wrong screenshot
>>151309819Did everyone just watch that one Cueto video and decided to start doing that again? I swear i haven't seen crowds do that in years
the 'lot
>>151309885I WISH the Mariners crowd did this to Tarik Skubal lol. Really could have been something. It actually fucking worked in Pittsburgh.
>>151309872This dude playing for a yogurt brand lmao
>>151309828He was great too bad he was 10 years too old to play with Trout.
>>151309861Now you know why I want the Dodgers to re-sign Muncy
>>151307689WAfags are basically Canadians. You can consider this internecine warfare.
>>151309429Only because the ownership allows them to be irrelevant. The Tigers used to be an upper tier team AL team but 40 years of bad owners fucked that.
>>151309669>>151309693thanks. it really is this meme visualized. >>151309672
>>151309936Not to mention he's the owner of the worst pizza chain in America too
>>151309697>surely the racists are stupid newfagsNo. We’ve been on since usenet. Normies only know "___ scary" "le IQs, le per capita crimes" and nothing about the real shit like heritable culture (aka "why white america is socially fragmented and non-cohesive") and outbreeding depression fucking over organ transplant patients and causing hernias and autoimmune disorders even between so called white peopleRacism proper is an underappreciated science and taking it seriously requires a total break from all mainstream narratives period. Terms like master race do not exist in it. People are adapted to their environment and culture, like dog breeds are adapted to their environment (human culture) and job.
>>151307848Vladdy in a fentanyl fold by game 3?
<3
>>151309950I aint reading all this shit dude
>>151309748I agree. I feel overwhelmed. I try to be very mindful of what I take in and have my go to's in independent media that I mostly align with from a values standpoint. I take some comfort in the fact everyone whose opinions I value echo the same sentiments we're touching on right now regularly. /mlb/ has become more important to me also. getting to be an irreverent dickhead here helps keep me grounded because I can say shit here I can't to my peeps irl.
>>151308028Cause /sp/ doesnt understand pitching and Mariners are preparing for disappointment as is tradition
>>151309768that's because they're weabs
>>151308055Calm down next year is his contract year so he should magically be great again
>>151308055I think we let Alonso walk (or shift him to DH) and sign Naylort. Mets fan
>>151309950
>>151309950PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>151309950Go back to the Norway vs Israel thread, Alejandro
>>151308055Yea I was surprised at how many balls got past him and rolled to the wall, that most outfielders would have cut off
>>151310026He's gotta earn the bag the Dodgers are going to give him yeah
why do people seethe about the yankees though
>>151310117Dodgers are saving up for Teruaki Sato though
>>151310145Why did you jinx them, the Phillies, and Tigers, Alejandro?You realize you are a curse?
>only White fanbases left in the AL
>>151308028Can't win with Ichi and Cammy, can't with with Junior and Edgar and Randy.
>>151310146mmmmmmmm teriyaki sati
>>151307466>>151308470This is why Brewers v Mariners is the best world series match up for baseball.
>>151310188Wrong thread, Alejandro
>fanbase who seethes about chikaner the most are MESTizos>c-chikaner curseKEKhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/151033150/#151034576
>>151310202>Pilots vs Pilots 2 Kino
>>151310182and it's an even bigger crapshoot now with more teams in the 'offs
>>151310218>jinxed the Yankees>jinxed the Phillies>jinxed the Tigers>might jinx Brewers tonightJust take the Ls bro, maybe if you go 0-4 you can start convincing anons that baseball is inferior to soccer again
>>151310202Sewers are the ultimate ratings killer
>>151310218No one cares alejandropaco
>>151310261Based
>>151310208time to spam haaland to trigger thiridie dogs and spics on /sp/our guy scored 2 goalslatinx fuming>>151310251i was rooting for the memeiners though? and i never actually cared about the yankees or phillies, especially the yankees have lots of spics i just post whatever makes you madthe reality is the people who hate me the most had the most heart wrenching end to their seasonit's the people who seethe about me who are cursed
I don't care who wins tonight's game, I don't hate any team remaining left.
>>151310261Dude... their NLDS thread for G4 only hit like 300 posts lmao.
KWABejandro lmao
>>151310301Cool, but I will never watch divegrass. I'm not gay like you are.
>>151310320kek what a faggot
>triggered MESTizoKEK>>151310334who said i'm watching? I just google the score and shitpost on /sp/the game is not the game, the game is making enemy flags mad.
Why ibb anyone
>>151310380Congratulations on coming out. I'm really proud of you coming to terms with your sexuality.
The funniest thing about last night's game is it absolutely will cause a windfall for more teams to acquire pitchers with wicked sliders. Just throwing sliders works.
>everyone laughing at Alejandro >somehow this is the Mets seething he might actually be less than 70 IQ
KWAB
Your star player is a cheating fat monkeyYour country is subjugated by se asians
>>151310436Based as fuck
The best part about this ALCS is that it makes the Trashstro and Yankoid fanbases seethe immense buckets
>>151310499for me it's the most interesting ALCS matchup that I can remember off the top of my head
>>151310108>>151310286based
>>151310588it's first time since 2016 the ALCS has not included the Astros/Yanks.
>NOOOO stop pointing out the canonical team of chikaner haters are the mests who got fucked hardkek
good late morning mariners nation
you know the brazilian's on /int/ are much better at this than you are
>>151310261Ratings don't matter. Only SOVL
>>151310307Nah we all hate the Mariners
>>151310588No it isn't. Just because it isn't the usual teams doesn't make this match up interesting. None of the remaining possible matchups are interesting. The only potential interesting matchup of the playoffs was Dodgers vs Phillies and the the Phillies failed to make that interesting. Now the only interesting thing about the playoffs is whether anyone can stop the Dodgers. Yawn.
>>151310380>he game is not the game, the game is making enemy flags madsome of the most loser shit I've ever heard. fear and regret will cover your deathbed
>>151310671>soccerSorry, homosexuals are not welcome in /mlb/
By giving Schwarber a plaque, the Dodgers have recognized him as one of a handful of players who have hit a home run out of Dodger StadiumOnly one of the these 6 total plaques is a dodger... kek ;(. The others are Willie Stargell (Pirates, 1969 and '73), Mike Piazza (1997, Dodgers), Mark McGwire (1999, Cardinals), Giancarlo Stanton (2015, Marlins) and Fernando Tatis Jr. (2021, Padres).
bryan woo has been added to the mariners 26 man roster. he wont be available for the first game but perhaps by the 3rd gameLETS [blanking] GO
>>151310705hope Ohtani can do it also
>>151310588Last fun ALCS since 2016
>>151310653Nah fuck off I don't want to see uncle Bryce Harper and Rob Bonehead Thomson shit the bed again
At the End of the Day, i'm White with Blue eyes and you're br*wn with br*wn eyes
>>151310705Cool tradition I've never heard of until now. Shows respect to the game by doing plaques for opponents that accomplished it. Do other teams have something similar?
>>151310705i feel like McGwire's needs an asterisk next to it
>>151310752That means one of Ford/Williamson not onHonestly don't get the appeal of Williamson desu, he's not a good hitter but they like his defense? He's no Kyle Seager, not even close
>>151310787>remember reading the issue of SI with Bryce Harper in HS on the cover>now he gets called an uncleI feel ancient.
>>151310840imagine how you'll feel when his kid is in the league
>>151310705>mounting a cuck plaquekek doyerpacos
>>151310801The Orioles put plaques in to mark homeruns hit onto Eutaw street, it's pretty common knowledge
>>151310653DDDDAAAAAAAHHHJANKEE LOSE
>>151310897Post the Griffey one
>>151310879>>151310705hispanics are a cuck race after all
>>151310912The Yankees losing isn't interesting either. Unless Judge puts up video game numbers, it should be expected.
Friendly reminder that baseball is small potatoes to The Real Game and at the end of the day you're probably coping because your NFL team is shit
>>151310920i don't just have them saved, i just looked up eutaw street plaques and saved a random non-orioles one
He just wants attention, his spam threads weren't getting enough replies so now he's spamming gennies like it makes a difference.
>>1513109582 days in a row you went mask off and admit you hate baseball lmaoJust sad
>>15131095833% of your broadcast time is ads faggot
Will globohomo rig it for canada because trump put 100k fees on H1Bs or will they rig it against them because they recognized palestine?
>>151310653Sports is inherently interesting, especially with higher stakes. It doesn't matter which teams are playing. No one would have said Seattle-Detroit was an interesting matchup, but that last game was one of the best MLB games I've ever seen. Then again most watchers aren't interested in high skill playoff pitching battles with strategical nuance. I don't watch the playoffs hoping to see a lot of home runs or whatever. And if you're talking about the cultural/city matchups, who gives a fuck, it's sports not politics. I don't gaf what city happens to bank roll a winning team.
>he's latinx
>>151311000no, i want to help ruin the experience for people i dont like and have fun while postingalso to inject /int/ and /pol/ topics because fundamentally this is a racist nationalist Xist maximalist website and the last bastion of free speech on the internetgo to reddit if you want le hecking baseball discussion o algoand dont even try to say "muh thread quality" when your general has apparently been discords/autistics spamming forced memes for yearsyou're just mad about racism because you're fucking bad at ittake a page from the spics on /int/ and /his/ and learn to larp as romans o algo
>>151310958I enjoy both. I don't get what sports fans that don't do with half the year.
>>151311026>that last game was one of the best MLB games I've ever seen.You must have not seen many games if that's the case. Last night was shit show of both offenses being fucking awful
>>151311071>o algoYou are not white. You are not Northwestern European. You are a self-hating homosexual Latinx and you hate baseball.
>>151311038
>>151311026You thought last night was a good game? Bad baseball isn't interesting just because the game is close.
a hat trick for our side against your side>>151311099i am tho, pure NW european with blue eyes. >he doesn't know about o algohttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22o%20algo%22/
Motherfuckers still trying to gaslight people into thinking last night's game was good lmao
>>151311130>tf>tpGood morning saar
>if you shit up /mlb/ it means you don't like baseballon the contrary
>>151311144t. ADHD riddled retardit was great baseball and i now want the mariners to win if they can
>>151311000Isn't it obvious? We all crave attention but some ppl don't have the capability of being creative or funny to gain any positive attention so they'll do whatever it takes to get even negative attention because at the end of the day we are social creatures and we need attention (social bids) and they'll resort to do things like this.
>>151311177It objectively was awful baseball. Both hitting coaches should be ashamed of how their players performed
>>151311167Prove you like baseball without mentioning muh race, Muhammad
>>151305551Little Carmine ova ea
>>151311181fuck my ass
>>151310705Cuck move
>Alejandro is so mad he invited his Shartycord to damage control for himkek
>>151311181>it's ok when people spam the genny for years with forced memes or images i like thoughyou're just mad because i expose you chicanos
>>151311232Worry about being nuked by Russia, Kowalski
>>151310628Jesus, I knew it was bad but I guess I blocked it out.
Uh ohAlejandro having a meltyKEK
>>151311232this is nuts
>>151311272He might actually break if the Brewers lose tonight
>>151310815Can't have only 2 catchers on the roster, Ben has to go which means we're riding with Geno.
>spam and avatarfagging is ok when i like it
if the sewers lose we get spic on spic violence and either team is guaranteed to lose to the White Jaysthat might be the most fun outcome in fact.Go Cubs!
>>151311318what kind of precious medals will they give out to the winner?
>>151311292I don't want Ben to be the answer at 3B in 2026He's not a good hitter. Either we wait for Emerson or sign one of the lower K guys
>>151311365>>151311365>>151311365New
let's not let all this baseball distract us from the fact that leftcucks lost their only relevant influencer this week (and as hispanics you are canonically leftists)
>>151311148>>151311277based
>>151311232>7cm total rangeWow it's fucking nothing
>>151311081Found the "pitching doesn't exist when I'm trying to make certain arguments" guy
>>151311108Found the "i love those games where one team gets a lot of home runs" guy
>>151309861So in other words, it'll be the Padres
>>151311382>lostnigga people will forget about this in a week
