heemvious: >>151298836news>Pereira wants Jones at UFC White House
Yan by whatever he wants
Pereira Jones is the biggest fight of all time
>>151309954I want to see Yan v Umar and Umar v Merab 2both will be kino
Gane by whatever he wants
Petr Yan is literally the easiest fight for Merab.Merab can MAYBE be beaten in the early rounds, e.g. Umar beat him in R1 and R2 because Umar is elite.But R3/4/5 are going to be Merab's against pretty much anyone. If Merab does lose later rounds, it's probably just because he isn't implementing his plan A strategy because it is just too easy, e.g. when he stood more with O'Malley in R5.Yan's entire game is giving up the first round or two and winning the later rounds using downloaded data and conserved energy. A strategy that has precisely 0% chance of working against Merab, whose energy reserves are unlimited and will just take down Yan anyway so any downloaded striking data is ineffectual.
>>151309968favorite Jones hair/beard style?
Anyone streaming top dog prospects?
https://youtube.com/shorts/XmQw-a5xxvo?si=52B8BNjqiossJhcg
>>151309939heeminder his testosterone levels here were equivalent to someone who'd been castrated and he was acting even zestier than usual
You now remember that Warmachine used to fuck a pornstar
>>151309991When he smashed his face on the pigmobile
>>151310016No now fuck off
AGPigRoevWade suckles on xer Jondaddy’s BBC. Tomala watches from the cuck chair.
>>151310038no idea what that means spammohow are your legs?
Is Schaub fighting today?
>>151310090Wow not cool manAre you aware that's against site rules
Dirty diaper Tyla already oinking for xer Slamdaddy sadly
Two cousins should not 69
>>151310096My legs are bad i did squats yesterday im not the gay sex spammer but i do hate cops a lot
Jon fought the law and the law won
>>151310135This will trigger her AGP I fear.
I don't like this Merab fellow I will choose Yan
>>151310180ahh you're talking about "officer nerd" jonesyes that was a good one
>>151310135No way this will trigger my AGP by the way
>>151309973Does this guy still fight?
Ya Dirty Diaper Panties REALLY stuck to ya necrosing decaying flesh huh?
>>151310012this is the cgi gane model they used to fabricate the jones fight
Officer AGP
Merdab should be cut
2.5 bong
where did ufc get this card, the toilet store?
GamrotDon't care about manletsDon't care about huesWhoWhoWho
Power.Precision.Pico.
quitting bitch
I'm watching Sneed fishing through the cross hair of my rifle right this very moment
>>151310578Take the shot.
Dirty diaper Tyla floating on the AGPond like a big blubbery Walrus
Charles Oliveira vs. Mateusz GamrotDeiveson Figueiredo vs. Montel JacksonVicente Luque vs. Joel AlvarezJhonata Diniz vs. Mario PintoRicardo Ramos vs. Kaan OfliLucas Almeida vs. Michael Aswell Jr.
44 have tried, 33 have failed to solve Charles Oliveira in a Mixed Martial Arts setting.
>>151310714Kill yourself faggot
>>151310745999 have tried and 999 have succeeded in fucking your mom
>>151310778
>>151310784OH MY GOODNESS IT IS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OVER!
>>151310784Good for her?
>>151310798Fucking goober.
>>151310890Yeah, you wish you could work as fuck as hard
>>151311025As I can
Im in your face so what the fuck?
>mfw charles in 2025
>mfw charles in 2026
This is for my safety sir!
>>151310714all left side
this might be one of the few times I wish UFC was already on cause I'm off work and already caught a buzz
>>151310714GamrotFigueiredo AlvarezDiniz Ramos Almeida
Only watching to see if Walker continues his heel hook streak
>>>/wsg/5995634
>>151310297Big if true
>>151311444It's not.
CGI Gane? I'm scared.
Hellos brazzas
>>151311514Oh shit, here we go again
Quantum est in rebus inane.
>>151311600Brutal glove strikes.
>>151311514Looking good ilia
>>151311514Which UFC fighter am I looking at here Slovenia bro
>>151311600>my hangryness leaving my body as soon as the food arrives
>>151311514im maori bro
>>151311634Khabibmaevslam Magomedoev
>>151311480Totally is
>>151311635
>>151311670got any recs for Ljubljana?
>card has 12 fights and one of them is worth watchingpeak Danaslop levels have been reached
Dana belongs in prison for crimes against humanity
>>151311616I forgot gloves have a force field around them that prevents energy from passing through. Thank you for reminding us retard
>>151311811Mad bitch.
>>151311811Newton'd that apple
>>151311811>>151311977VPN tranny
>>151310714GamrotFiggyJoelDinizOfliAswell
>>151310714CharlesFiggyAlvarezDinizRamosAswell
>>151311992Mad bitch.
>>151311093dont ever post this or anything aspen ladd related here ever again
>>151312030We don't sign our posts here!
>>151311852My nigga won, ain't to reason to be mad. Cope
>>151312078*No reasonFuck
>>151310714OliveraFigueirdoLuqueDinizRamosAlmeida
>>151312065I disagree- Mengus Maximus
>>151310714>heemlets counting out Do Bronx ONELASTRUN
>>151312123
what's charles new nickname?
I uh... I hate 21st century descendants of anglo-saxons.
Charles "The Child Rapist" Oliveira
gambed away 3k this month help me set up a parlay to save my life
Charles "La Leyhenda" Olivera
Afraid I can't stop thinking of Nina's nipples.
which mma fighter is a fan of sph content
>>151312428Alright retard I'm going to tell you the secret to gambling. Instead of pissing away 3k on shitty bets like you did take that money and put it all on money line for an even money fight. If that misses simply double the bet and do it again. Keep doubling it until you win and you'll easily win back all your losses.It's literally that fucking simple. Speed up the process and just do it on roulette.
Scared money don't make money.
>>151312316la pedophile
>>151311123nerd got destroyed
am i allowed to ask why its called /heem/ or is that gay
who wins in a megan vs sanko oiled twerk off?
>>151312664this question is so gay
>>151312676Meg's got the extra weight from shitting out a kid
>>151312631sad if true
>>151310714CharlesFiggyAlvarezPintoRamosAlmeida
>>151312664FFFFFFFFFAGGOT!
>>151312664it's some ebonic phrase (heem meaning him) that appeared in some old worldstar fight video
CHAMA!!!!!! *farts on your face*
Schaub is right, if you doing no nut november , you are a bitch, you should be doing no nuts for a whole year
>>151312865yeah that's the paki janny, he's a sensitive guy
>>151312664https://youtu.be/Us9p0C5oWFo?t=195
>>151312900What about locktober?
>>151312865Lmao, pakijanny got your ass boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frA5kulw7gYYou're so weak /heem/, you're a little fat pussy
14 days until Gane fights.
>>151312865i used to get banned for calling Lisabong a pak, i see the same janny is still working
cleaning jerkneon bellyweighing ceremony
>>151313085I'm his neighbour, I heard him say the other day "I'll have Tom murdered 3 days before the fight"
>>151312865OHHHH HES NOT OUT, HES NOT OUT, HOW DID HE SURVIVE THAT VICIOUS FLURRY FROM THE JANNY
24 mins until the heem gods bless us>>151313099Pakistan is currently going to war with Afghanistan I think he needs to log off and hide in case he gets conscripted for his poo slinging war.Signing off my post with I hope Charles wins tonight (in case the faggot bans me for unrelated content)
Chama beats aspinall by flying knee
All the real niggas watch ufc on shrimp
>need a nap>still an hour til WMMA reeeeeeeee
>>151310714Shartles MJLuqueDinizRamosAlmeida
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151313220What's that?
Brazza I lidl bit retarded guy brazza
rate my parlay boys, am i cooked?
>>151313373it's like netflix but for gay porn
Usman popped
Zatdaddy looking extra sexy
>>151313419I just caught another largemouth bass!!
Khabib, whatever happened there
>>151313524I was a largemouth bass for my Daddybolajo
>>151313582Based
>>151313419built for kadyrov cock
im the pimp daddy of /heem/
how tempted was sanko to choke her out and just keep holding on til total brain death occurred
>>151313582You are Poatan's grandson
If I ever meet schaub I would say: "hey schaub good meet you, you're my biggest fan"
just got a BMBBJ
>>151313637Wood nut in cider xD
>>151312865Jandaddies and Pakidaddies got ya boiminge in a twist, huh?
>>151313669Factual post I'm afraid.
You know spammy got your ass when you ain't even discussing MMA anymore just seething about racial bullshit. Revved bitches.
anyone watching the glory card
>>151313763>Eating McDonald's right before a steak dinner
>>151313763Huh?
my hairline is in the deep walders b's...
>>151311360nvm just found out that fight's offno point in watching these prelims now
>>151313786more than a neet deserves desu
>>151313780>danaslop >steak dinner
>no real gamethread>no shrimpjeet gamethreadheem is flushed
>>151313816sorry you don't know ballbut at least you know bald >>151313786
>>151310714GamerMontelJoelPintoRamosAlmeida
>>151313824Im gone fishin'
>>151313835BMWs are so shit, thank god I never was stupid enough to waste money on that crap
>>151313824no one is watching Salmon Oliveira vs Luan Lacerda brazza
Anyone got a stream link?
do bronx? what does that even mean
>>151313844Your dead daddy went fistin’ in ya DDPond
>>151313884kek i agree, it was a car my friend was hyped about bmw , so he sent me bmw shit
>>151313893Yeah I've got a stream for you right here pal, open up
>>151313901from the favela
I think I'll drive Honda or Acura all my life because a Honda saved my life when I was in a really bad crash. walked out of it without a crash even though my car flipped over multiple times
>>151313927https://youtube.com/shorts/jhP6rT-VNPc?si=V16lVbDZozNkw6We
>>151313961>walked out of it without a crashwithout a scratch*
>>151313961>when I was in a really bad crash>walked out of it without a crashbased Schrodinger's car driver
>>151313835This is my favourite car.
>>151313893
DALE
>>151313939You've just posted a child with it's pasta dows, golden showering
>>151314023WDWTCH
>pasta dowsI need this for my safety saar
>>151313939>>151314038if that anyone doesn't delete his indecent image of children within 5 minutes, there is sound basis to report him on 4chan for violating U.S. law
>>151314008You're a chav
>>151314078i made a thread
>>151314030Who would have thought that MVP would have been the one to be proven legit in PooFC instead of this guy
>>151314038If you find this image of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbs to be sexual in any way you need to be thrown into a woodchipper.
Nina's pierced nipples
>>151313893Freestreams . su
>>151314138Virus.
Noooo not his pasta dows!!
>>151314069Had an armenian gf in 2013 and she was driving one of these and i loved it and i loved her.
>>151314023fuck off kike
>>151314023this works>>151314138this doesn't
PowerSlapbros we eating goodwe're getting like 3 event in 1 month
>>151314281Redditers will seethe about this.
merab is one ugly wonk nose nigga
>>151314203I bet she was so sexy, post her. How does an Armenian afford that? I wish I had a car
that was slick
>>151314500You are a weird fucking guy
>>151314500STFU retard
>>151314281Powerslap tonight?!
I'm not gonna watch until the main card. I know, I know UGH! Im just not, lmao
>>151314577What's your problem? Have I said anything wrong to you?
>>151314588You hate your life
>>151314680No, Im sorry sir
Shut up mate
>>151314609Come get it
PUT THE PHONE DOWN
>>151314724Appreciate that nlmate, takes a big man
>>151314715Turn your monitor on
>>151314789Lmao got him
Nagger
seeing you euro fags cope is funny
>>151314789
Is streameast really dead this time?
You could never
rip glory
MMA Math works 99% of the time. In fact, you only remember the times it doesn't because of how rare it is, like the rock paper scissors results of Glover, Smith and Gus (Glover beats Smiff, Smiff beats Gus, Gus beats Glover)... Comon opponent MMA math between fighers is even more sound. >Islam instantly flatline heemed Tibau in the 1st round.>Khabib got taken down by and lost to Tibau, according to the criteria.>Islam beat Oliveira, thoughbeit Charles got up from Islam's takedowns and had to be dropped and subbed in the 2nd roundTherefore, since Islam INSTANTLY flatlined Tibau in the 1st, and Tibau outstruck, outgrappled (getting the only takedown) and arguably won, we can conclude that Oliveira would have finished Khabib. Khabib wouldn't have tapped, but he would be dropped and then put to sleep in a choke.
>>151315889Corrupt asf
>>151315972how? he clearly won
>>151314102>signing off>comes back to seethe at Sexy Pakidaddies Kek our BPC's really got piggies squealin', huh?
>>151315969Khabib also got warned every round and should of gotten a point taken. Kek Mario Yamasaki exposed Khabib's biggest cheat codes of grabbing the fence offensively. Something khabib has done in every fight since then. If you rewatch all khabibs fights and look for it, it really changes how you view his wins. https://youtu.be/8AIwL71JgDE?t=983
>Bahram retiredkwab
>>151316029Maslobojev denied taking any peds, they clearly took his title away because he didnt have lots of fans.
>>151316201>cheater denied he cheatedwewBahram is like the biggest audience pull Glory has at the moment. Robbie was already begging Bahram to reconsider lmao. Says a lot that the Moroccan fighter gets booed in Netherlands (Moroccan colony). Bahram clearly didn't prep for 5 rounds, Tarik did
>roider denied taking roids means he was clean
>>151316311Bahram looks 50, genuinely surprised he was 34
>>151316311Bahram's just being a baby. He'll be back
>>151316110>Khabib stop!>Stop that get your hands out of the fence>STOP THAT>STOP GET YOUR HANDS OFF THE CAGE >IM GONNA TAKE A POINT GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF THE CAGE>STOP THAT GET THEM OUT>Get your hands out of the cage!>Oh well. What can you do.
Which weight class is this?
>>151316741meat mountain
>>151316741Him vs Gaziev is the fight to make
>>151316311>>151316314Roids or not he dogwalked these two brawler retards. He showed the skills "chills" and displayed the levels 'LEVELS".I cower in fear from the common man's repugnance
are brazilians the master race?
>>151310714GamrotJacksonAlvarezDinizRamosAswell
>>151317601A nice set of tits really makes a lady
Gaza is washed
>>151310714OliveiraJacksonAlvarezDinizRamos
>>151310714>>151318226Wait the last prelim counted?
>>151309939A bit zesty, no?
Figgybros…
that girl was hot
Just how GOOD is Islam? Best lightweight of all time for sure.
Another great win that's aged well for Islam, Arman and Ilia. They really are the cream of the crop at LW.
>more white people in the Brazilian crowd than American crowdstop kek
>>151323626so?
just how good is topuria
Just how good is Paul Felder?
charles taps clitia in the rematch
>We're going to be treated to seeing Shartles get Topsploded into the shadow realm againDelicious.
Holloway heems him if they fight again, this is LW Max now
Gamrot is so pillowfisted he made Charles look like Jiri
Current 155 Max unironically boxes his head off
I hate to bring this up.. But everyone, especially the Armen fans in the hooker vs armen buildup, said Gamrot beat Hooker... And now Oliveira easily manhandled and submitted Arman's TOUGHEST opponent, who beat Armen....If Armen doesn't heem Dookie, this will be VERY bad for Armen. UFC pays attention to this stuff, sad as it is.
Gapedrot sadly
>Poatan and Do Bronx wins back to backWe're back on top.
>>151323939KWABOTY
>>151323940mma maffs adds up b
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>vandiroba dern co-main of a ppvare they fucking serious? did a fight drop off?
>>151323917I wish. But this is terrible for Max. Especially the way Oliveira shoots his takedowns. Gamrot had no answer. Even Topuria got Max down.. As soon as he gets on all 4s to stand up, Charlie takes his back and the round is over.
>>151323940Arman honestly should have gotten that decision but even then Charles had nothing for Arman on the ground, he was completely neutralised. MMA math is useless considering they have fought each other.
Wellness check on Chinada?
Dan Hooker is the only one that stops Topuria
>>151323983>38 and 35there is no future for br mma
>>151323940No, Hooker deserved the decision against Gamrot. He did more damage and blocked most of the takedowns.
>>151324035Poor poor Shartman piggy cope
how did fagrot lose to old chinless shartles
>>151324042dookie dan gets mauled by topturo thougheverbeit
>>151324059You were saying?
>>151324029Max popped up immediately against Ilia and in general has great TDD. Gamrot looked shook as fuck just now the moment Oliveira reversed his grappling. It's a completely different fight.
>>151324101This fight generated the bad karma
do people really think gane stands a chance? is there really a serious person who thinks that
>>151324079you don't get scored for defending takedowns caz
when it comes to jiu jitsu no one is even close these bums got nothing on o iluminado
>>151324137>THE benoit st dennis
>>151323939Anallyfuckedrotbros...
cuckrot
>>151324177Most gane posting is ironic but I fear the super retarded Brazilian and Slovene are serious
>>151324035>>151324079This is the second pitfall you run into... You could then argue Oliveira beat Arman. It's a minefield to navigate... All I'm saying is Arman NEEDS a heem. And that's just the reality of the situation. Let's hope he can do it.
>>151324235GAPEDspinall tranny spotted sadly
>>151324180
>>151324102Gamrot is a bum who lost to Hooker.
Let me get this straight:You "think"(you don't actually think) Gane will win against the guy JBJ is afraid of?How does the ganecel mind even work
gamrot wins the rematch
>>151324102Polish power
Would you creampie Karen Bryant?
Shartles landed a combined total of 10 significant strikes in round 2 and 3 against Tsarukyan. I had it 30-27 Arman
>>151324272I'm afraid Jonddady has Tomala Asspisstranny locked in her interim chastity belt however
Ah yes Tomala the retard who rushes in with his retard chin up in the air is beating Gane aka. the best striker in the UFC
It all comes back to the question just HOW fucking good is Ilia Topuria
Max Oliveira vs Charles Holloway 2
<---------Tom vs Gane leaked footage
>>151324247>You could then argue Oliveira beat Arman.It was a clear Arman victory. The crowd going nuts for every little thing Charles did created the illusion of a close fight. One judge literally scored the third on who got the louder crowd reaction lol.
>>151323940>>151324247Brutally factual posts, I do declare, sadly I fear.
>>151324289yes, lad
>>151324300We scored it 30-RAPED for Olivedaddy
>jon ducks tom>tom retires jon>jon comes out of retirement to fight poopatan
>>151324337Charles destroyed Dariush, who shut down and embarrassed Gamrot. MMA math made the result of this fight obvious
Astounding how much AI generated garbage Ganetards spam. At least it’ll stop when he embarrasses himself on PPV (again)
LA LA LA LA TOMALA IN THE KEK TROLLEY LA LA LA
>>151324377We meaning 60 Iq gypsies I assume
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
Tomala got RAPED and GAPED in the sweltering summer of 2022
Guru literally praying on Merab's downfall rn
>>151324468nigger literally zero people care, go to your containment general
>>151324345>oh nonnnnnn ah HAH HAH... HAH...
>>151324388ganecels have humiliation fetish
>tfw raped
>
Yuck, Brazilians starting to get real uppity after their big wins tonight. Disgusting. Never forget your place subhumans.
>>151324500ya seethe?
>>151324562They feel safe to post here again after pereiria heemed big stank
>>151324565OHHHH the successful bets revved him!!?
>>151324562Shut your ass up, champlet
What goes in the mind of people like Gamrot? He watches people like Oliveira and other submission artists threatening their opponents with submissions left and right, becoming beloved fan favorites, winning bonuses and good fights and he never thinks to himself: "i'm a good grappler, i should do that, maybe good things will happen if i do". Why would anyone choose to be a "control wrestler" in a sport where more entertainment = more money?
Ganecels are actually betting on a knee injury for a win
>>151324562Brazildaddies got your armpitpiggy bussy in a twist playa
>>151324648Oh yes just change what is working for you all of sudden
Do people actually think gane is good?
>>151324645All the champs are our champs you fool, UFC an American company. We deal the cards. We roll the nickels. The game is ours.
I hope Brazil keeps posting. Why are you homos seething at them?
Chama no chama
>>151324718Holy copium lmfao
>>151309939Fuck Dana
>>151324718Good goy
>>1513247361776 + blow it out your ass
really happy for Charles :) he's got an incredible storyrespect to Gamrot for taking this on short notice and always being ready to shoot his shot. maybe he'll get someone like loser of Arman/Hooker next. either rematch would be good since both fights were so close. or he and Fiziev could run it back, the first fight had no true winner
Dawlgs, I just had an awful feeling. For some reason I'm thinking Allen might somehow fluke a win against RdR, and cuck us out of RdR vs Kumsplat. That bum is so trash that it just makes sense for him to fuck up an interesting match up.
How are people still hyping up gane after he lost to ngnau and bloated jones?
You lads reckon Charles will retire after the Max fight? I feel like he's the type to keep fighting well after he througly flushed like Tony but I hope I'm wrong
Its Monkey Takeover
>>151324791It's entirely possible. WE are still looking towards Strickland vs Fluffy as the true number 1 contender fight, then Strickland reclaims his rightful place as the champion. Where he belongs.
>>151324766>be american>finally create a league people care outside of your own opioid ridden shithole of a country>manage to be bad at itLearning from the British, I see
Dirty diaper Tyla is entering one of xer steatorrhea seethes, sadly
>>151324804>fight Gane won and a scripted fightGayrot lost and you're dumb
>>151324804the ganecel mind works different
>>151324766charles and figgy are both proud zionists kek
>>151324696How is it working for him?He had to take a 2-week's notice fight in Brazil because no one wants to fight him, and the UFC is never booking him against some of the money makers like Holloway or Pimblett because of how boring he is. He needs to win twice as much as entertaining fighters to climb up the rankings.And let's not forget that he was the official backup of a title fight in 2023 but they still didn't gave the opportunity to him because he's boring.
Is Gamrot better than Colby or is he quintessentially what Colby would be in this division
UFC is owned by mossad.
>>151324855strickland would get heemed faster than reddit rob unfortunately
>>151324865Good evening spammy.
>>151324863imagine being an irrelevant portuguese and thinking your opinion on america means absolutely anything to anyone
Gane is built different (incorrectly)
>>151324679>imitating pakibong
Thanks for saving the main event, Gamrot.
>>151324889People said the same thing when he fought Adesanya. We see how that went.
>tfw arman lost to gamrotmakes you think
>>151324876>How is it working for him?he probably has 1 million dollars
>>151324727no "no chama" thing from Ankalaev was kino.
should I drop a Schaub or save it for later?
Would be funny to see Strickraped crushed and destroyed on the White House lawn while Khamzat screams ALLAHUACKBAR at Zion Don. A final humiliation for the crumbling American empire
>>151324925jizzy was gaped from fighting too much too soonmany such cases e.g. volk, poatan
>>151324942Double it, and give it to the next person.
>>151324871For them Israel is just a name they see in the Bible once.
Another Brendan Allen main event
>>151324884>Owned by mossad like most business in the world>Still unable to produce one decent fighterUnironically how? They hold all of the cards.I've yet to see a good fighter from the small hat tribe both irl or in the Poofc
>>151324930Arman beat Charles should make you think more
>>151309939If Aspinall wins his match against Gane, I could see them matching Alex vs Tom. Jones vs Alex isn't farfetched, but Dana seems adamant about not wanting to put Jones in the White House card. Dana says he wants the most reliable guys there.
>>151324958True, Khamzat will never have that issue since he fights 1 time per year exclusively in Abu Schaubi and pulls out of every other fight.
>>151325004once per year if we're lucky brazzahe's taking the clitia route of maybe once per two years while asking for fights up a weight division
>>151324969Fighting is for plebs
GOAThttps://youtu.be/taxsw7HdqqA
>>151325039Is pre Ramadan brazza you know dis
>>151324791Allen is a very talented fighter, his only problem is he has quite possibly the worst fight IQ in the entire UFC. Hopefully his retardation wins out.
As a chosen person it brings me great pleasure to watch goyim bleed and suffer for my entertainment
>a very talented fighterlmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>151325058how will drumpf and marco rubio ever recover
I don't actually buy the whole Brendan Allen has low fight IQ meme. You don't know what he is feeling out there, fighting is 90% aggression to 10% game-plan despite what Joe Rogan tries to tell you.
>>151325097It's for everyones enterteinament doe
Brendan Allen is shit its that simple
>>151325166entertainment*
>>151325188He might be, but he fights at middleweight
>>151325040Every man wants to be strong though. That's why we go to the gym and learn how to fight, it's in our DNA.Unless of course, the men we were talking were inhuman and merely pretending to be like us...
>>151325188And his division? It’s a sewer
>>151325238Dirty diaper Tyla identifies as a raped steatorrhea sow, please use inclusive language
>>151324984>barely beats a washed up Charles.>pulls out of fights at the last second several times.>loses to bum gamrot.>refuses to fight again for years>cries for another title shot.>convinced Chimaev to gay wrestle for 5 rounds instead of strike, giving us one of the most boring title fights in recent years.fagman is a bum fag. the only conclusion you get by thinking
I had it up for Gamrot
>>151325322>>loses to bum gamrot.That was a robbery tho.
>>151325322A bum fag that Ilia is ducking, really makes you think again
>>151325434Truth nuke
And i mean i had my dick up for Gamrot.
>>151324984Disagree
Dricbeast status
WE are hoping for Dan Hooker to somehow fluke a win over Arman.
Polandbros...
>>151325434>>151325493>ducking is le based and epic when Jones does it>it's bad when GODpuria does itGODpuria heems Arman dead in round one. Arman simply does not deserve to be heemed by GODPuria.
>>151325795Dumbass motherfucker.
heh you think you stopped gamrot with this? you really think that??
>>151325795>ducking is le based and epic when Jones does itWho are you quoting retard?
whats what gamrot gets for doing this
>Arman? Take my belt I not fighting him, no.Pity Dana to be honest. Ought to put Ilia's money where his mouth is and book that matchup but Arman has ALSO been a little bitch lately so he can't. Fucking hell.
Garmot sucks dick! Hooray for Barsil
>>151325852all of heem besides the bongistanis
If Joel Alverez got a sub like he absolutely coud have in the 2nd and 3rd round at least 6 times I would have won $3800 off a $10 parlayThis Spanish cunt is now my most hated fighter in the UFC
You wanna talk shet pojja
>On this day, one year agoChills...
>>151325972Oh so you mean you made it up? Got it
I honestly thought Jozay has been retired for years
I would pay for a Megan Anderson onlyfans. She was a bad fighter and objectively isn't that attractive, but she just does it for me for some reason.
>>151326039Tom Aspinal must not have any good wins if people are hyping up a Gane fight.
>>151326257Because you're gay (me too)
was izzy's gyno ever this bad?
>>151325795>>151325852He is trying to copy Jones' Aspinall build up. Only difference is the UFC weren't trying to make Arman Topuria. Arman already told them he will earn his title shot again after fuckinig up the Islam fight. Dana said he's gonna have to work his way back. If he heems dookie dan, there might be enough public outcry to make Arrman vs Topuria for the Paramount match. All of the shit Ilia is doing is good for their eventual fight, otherwise no one knows who Arman is.If Arman heems Dan and is ready to fight again, they will not give Gaethje a shot.
>>151326369Who's that blonde milf she's always with?
>>151326369I would die for Joanna
>>151326391Tbh I doubt Arman will, he didn't even want to fight Islam after 300 in June. I highly doubt he'd take an even more dangerous fight in the same timeframe. If Arman does beat Dan, we probably won't get the Ilia until March/April at the earliest, they might even save it for the White House.
Arman's last win was 20 PPV's ago and it was a split decision.
>>151326369Yum
he damn near did Tsarukyan just as dirty
>>151326496The white house card is looking grim. There are no american champions and not a single american fighter who might be in position to fight for the title untill then.
>>151326440her gf
>>151326600Any proof of this?
>>151326586what's the point of wearing a dress like this when you have 0 titswhat's the point of wearing a dress like this at all. what happened to virtues such as modesty, dignity and chastity?
I remember having an threesome in an Osakan home with an old friend and her best friend almost 20 years ago. Woke up and had an nother threesome. Life is full of belssings, when the hard times comes think of the weller times. Lets go Joe Pyfer!
>move up, relinquish belt>lightweight champ moves up exactly a month later, vacating beltThese are facts
I'm scared.
>>151326586this is a porn outfit wtf
>what's the point of wearing a dress like this when you have 0 titswhat's the point of wearing a dress like this at all. what happened to virtues such as modesty, dignity and chastity?
>>151326586what did ortega to do her
>>151326645yeah, my dick
>>151326551>TsarukyanFrom and including: Saturday, 13 April 2024To, but not including Saturday, 22 November 2025Result: 588 daysIt is 588 days from the start date to the end date, but not including the end date.Or 1 year, 7 months, 9 days excluding the end date.Or 19 months, 9 days excluding the end date.
>>151326682dont be scared homie
>>151326677>Ilia vs Oliveira was in June>JDM vs Islam will be in NovemberThat means Islam could've defended against Topuria in June and still have 5 months to fight at 170. In fact he could've defended earlier than June if he wanted, since he took no damage fighting Moicano in January.These are all facts
>>151326586Disgusting unironically.
>>151326586who is this chinese?
>>151326587America has always been a nation of mutts so I doubt anyone would really care as long as the fights are good. No one really takes them seriously anymore.
>>151326586Her poon tang is rightfully Taiwanese clay. Repsextfully.
Topuria vs MachachevJones vs PereiraThe 2 big fights people want to see.
>>151326586Hookers have better class than this filth
bros... how come arman couldn't do that to gamrot? but more importantly, how come arman couldn't do what ilia did to charles?
>>151327003because it would be too easy, Arman likes to play with his prey
>>151327003I think, and, someoen stop me if they disargee, I think the main contirbuting factor pertaining to this is that as follows: Arman is an retard that sucks
>>151326923Taiwan is Chinese clay.
>>151327091>an retardYou might be onto something Ranjeet
>>151327003>Well you see, Charles...You have to remember.. O-or really the thing about Arman is, h-hes..... OOH I OUTTA SOCK YOU RIGHT IN THE MOUTH
>>151326794
>>151327115Sned I have always shown you respect
>>151327212You've lost all respect for telling us gamrot was good for the last 5 years
>>151324876He got into MMA as a wrestler, that's the skillset he trust himself in.He can't go back in time and train BJJ as a kid instead of wrestling.
>>151327279Thats not me, I never liked Gamrots lame ass
>>151327212As you damn well should.
Arman lost a decision to Gamrot, who lost a decision to Guram, who lost a decision to Damir, who got dominated by Grant Dawson, who got heemed in 30 seconds by Bobby Queen.Really makes you think.
>>151327394>Bobby Queenthis might be the funniest thing a leaf has ever invented on /heem/
Charles Olivera is on a very short list of guys I would not agree to fight. I don't want those problems.
Ducking is gay, champions should be forced to fight every 2 weeks
one of these days The New Guard will get the chance to show their skill they just need the old guys to stop ducking
>>151327519Arman's the last man standing. too bad UFC won't push him. Hooker feels like such a waste of a fight. I hope he gets a vicious r1 gnp KO
Umm...brazzas?
>>151327560NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151327497Back in the old days, Sugar Ray Robinson fought once a month for 12 years straight, retired for 3 years and came back to fight 64 more times over the course of 10 years.And they didn't even have roids back then, modern fighters have no excuse.
Gonna racemix with a hue
Gona give Sneed head
google>alexis doll steffy moreno>alexis doll sara retalithank me l8r
>>151327599That was back in the good old days when the promoters could cheat the stupid fuck fighters, and that's exactly why the UFC is removing the Mohammed Ali act before taking over boxing.
Don't watch pornography
>You now know why Khabib was always pushing for Gamrot to get a title shot when Islam was champ
ZAMN, Brazilians look like THAT?
>Gamrot in the frisky favela fall of 25 Don't look into it
fuck harold
yweah bitch im the heem gawd
bobbymothafuckinGWEEN
why are brazillians like this, they booed every fighter that was no brazillian
>>151327749That's based you fucking clown. It's called national pride, something a rat who flees from China to Canada would never understand.