Previous >>151145716>October 11th DAZNDave Allen vs. Arslanbek Makhmudov>October 11th DAZNJaron Ennis vs. Uisma Lima>October 25th DAZNJoseph Parker vs. Fabio Wardley
TAKE A POINT FOR FUCKS SAKE
not a fan of anime lads
1st for no gf
This is going the distance.Draw.
Allen doesnt really jab, makhmudov can just throw out a couple jabs and pivot and win easily. But arslanbek falls in after he throws so much, ends up at the range Allen wants him
lmao theres a dave allen shaped punching bag in the ring
BASED GET FUYKED YOU MUSSIE FUCKER
>>151316237>drawlol, if it goes the distance, dave is down 5 round by my count, he'll need to win every round from now
>Dave Allen is in the best shape of his lifeFucking hell
Johnny Fisher is packing a glass chin
Makhmudov 6-1 Allen with a point deduction for Makhmudov
8-0 Makh
Who /BoshArmy/ here?
>>151316221I used to start >tfw no gf threads on /sp/ for years and I had a gf the entire time
Time for the Rhino rounds
Allen is walking right into the punches. Someone needs to teach him some proper defense ffs.
Allen looked tired that rd fwiwCant believe this is a 12 rd fight
>>151316287Who needs defence when you have a chin like a rock
>>151316287when you're a thick lump with a great chin, you don't need defence
this retard might just be dumb enough to be 7 rounds up and get disqualified for cuddling
>>151316287
>>151316287Both of them just stand straight up
This is like hungry hungry hippos and one of the hippos is broken
post slags to fuel are dave allen
Valuev vs Makhmudov would've been kino.
shit fight
He's gonna get disqualified
literally no power in allens punches now its ogre
when they clinch up and dave allen punches over his head reminds me of a fight i had with a taller skinny kid in year 9.. cunt kept headlocking me so i was wing milling
>>151316351What else are you going to watch
>>151316345This guy come out of a time machine or something?
>>151316300This only works if you can knock your opponent out or at least land on him more than he does on you
Makhmudov 7-1 Allen with a point deduction for MakhmudovAllen is so dumb, makhmudov is holding a ton sure but Allen is just smothering his own work by going in like that
>>151316345Ogre vs True Ogre
i just dont understand how a seasoned professional gets this far into a fight without realizing he needs to open him up by going to his body
>>151316345Pickle looking ahh
Dave beat Lucas Browne, he can't lose to this fucking jobber
spitting a gumshield out is such a bitch move
>>151316414Lucas Browne was some fat aussie doorman
CAM ON DAVE
>land a big shot>know the cunt wants to smother you>go in close and let himwhy
>>151316432Is there a generally accepted tier of non-boxing jobs that are good at boxing? Like where bin men beat taxi drivers but are beaten by plumbers who are beaten by doormen who are beaten by squaddies?
Why the fuck does he always go in and smother his work
CAM ON DAVE DO HIM LAD
CAAAAM ANNNE DAVEEEE
GO ALLEN GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
OH SHIT
RHINO POWER
>>151316470scaffolders are the hardest men in this country and its not even close
K I N O !
>>151316397Makhmudov 7-2 Allen with a point deduction for MakhumodAllen's gotta go for broke now
FUCK
Makhmudov's head twitching annoys me. You just had your bell rung and now you're going to twitch your head amplifying the damage?
This is a fucking pub fight and I love it
>>151316515Helps that he doesn't have a brain to rattle around
>>151316506Surely professional fighters might edge them slightly in that
Makhmudov's right hand is so lazy and slow
This is fucking annoying to watch, Allen has the slowest motherfucker in the world standing infront of him throwing the same left-right over and over and his response is to over-respect by not throwing shit, walking too close and letting himg grapple and not throwing at the chin of a guy who has his hands down half the timeI don't want this cunt to win anymore fuck the reddit fairytale
>>151316529They're fighting in treacle
Brits have the strongest chins on Earth
>>151316470all of them lose to 8-0 young Deanos signed by Frank Warren
>DAVE HE'S FUCKEDkek
>>151316512Makhmudov 7-3 Allen with a point deduction for Makhumod
HES FOOKED YOUVE GOTTER STOP EM
makhmudovs head moves like it doesn't belong to his body
SCORE SAM FACKIN KAYOS
devin haney ass clinches
nice uppercut
WHAT A ROUND!
where does allen go from here
>>151316718he's got a good personality, he could be a presenter/commentator on dazn
>>151316718back into depression and gambling before he shows me another grim showing like that hopefully
>>151316718William Hill
>>151316718He's more popular than ever, they'll find him something
>>151316718He's gonna fight for the British title
with the point deduction i don't know, allen probably needs a knockdown to win. muk took the early rounds with allen coming back late but it might not be enough. both are gassed and allen missed after that left hook muk's feet were wobbling hard.
>>151316652Jeet ancestry
>>151316718Dave Allen vs Chisora at the 02
>>151316753nah unless he knocks him out, even with a knock down, I've got him down 3 rounds
THROW THE FUCKING LEFT HOOK DAVE
Jesus that right
>be dave allen>wwalk into mak with your guard up>too much of a pussy to throw bombs>get clinched>repeat
ref ruined this fight by not taking points off him earlier on in the fight
>>151316718the pub
HAHAHAHHAAH THAT ENDING
Lmao that end
Cant wait for Allen to win a split decision
gg give him a bum to fight at the o2 for a retirement pay day and leave it there
It would genuinely be disrespectful to the sport of boxing and the sanctity of life feeding Dave Allen to a top 10 heavyweight
If it was scored on heart, Allen would win. But the Russian freak wins on my card.
Anime moments of Dave slinging those right massive overhands from the hip
>>151316851>gg give him a bum to fightThey gonna clone Dave Allen?
if allen wins it will be a majority win thanks to the second point deduction. i would like to see muk fight someone athletic that isn't going to stand there and get heemed.
>>151316843Like something out of a cartoon
>>151316851Allen-Fisher trilogy?
>>151316871i've seen lads tee those kind of shots up in the pub. similar result.
Mak fought the same fight for 12 rounds, if Allen went nuts for the first 3-4 he'd have knocked him out.
>>151316814The russian jabbed Allen really well. You can't blame the ref for that.
>>151316880>i would like to see muk fight someone athletic that isn't going to stand there and get heemed.He loses whenever he fights anyone good
>>151316880>i would like to see muk fight someone athletic that isn't going to stand there and get heemed.He did that 2 fights ago against Guido vianello and got kod
>>151316893I think Allen's gameplan was to tire him out and get the KO in rounds 7-9, but the Russian's chin was too good
>>151316898should have had 2 points taken off by round 6, would have changed the fight
INCOMING DRAW
ez money got Makhmudov by decision @9.50. I bet that because I thought this was an 8 rounder kek
117-109 heeming
>Makhmudov is atop 20 in the world operatorWhat are they talking about? Getting wrecked by Vianello makes you top 20 now?
>>151316928hah, wrong
>>151316940that one seemed a bit off, the first two judges had it about right I think
Chisora vs MakhmudovWot a scrap.
>Makhmudov is one inch taller than Fundora>and 110 pounds heavieri love boxing
Wilder Vs Allen makes senseAllen is a bum who Wilder doesn't have to worry about and collect another highlight reel KO and Dave Allen brings the British audience and gets to retire with a few million after getting brutally KO'd
YOU GONNA LUH ME
Makhmudov has a tic?
>>151316942I wish he was just a little better because some giant feral cave man with tourette’s is a fun gimmick
anyone staying up to watch the boots fight? I'm on my last beer
>>151316942Yeah idk how you watch that fight and try to sell either guy as top 20Insulting to the intelligence of anyone watching, just two complete bums
Hopefully Makhpoodov clips GayJ's biscuit chin
Allen is one of the biggest names in boxing right now, he'll be given another fight soon and we're going to watch it.
>>151317023Valuev did the neanderthal thing better
>>151317080I won't after this, he's shit
>>151317092>lying on the internetshame on you
BRIDGERWEIGHT RHINO
>>151317080Why is this guy popular? I heard the name so I expected him to beat the big Russian oaf, but looking at it his record is not exactly stellar
>>151317165Brits love losers
>Allen will win!>This isn't Britslop!Allen lost the Britslop. Absolute bum.
>>151317165he’s basically Ricky Hatton if he was a shit heavyweight
Any man who loses a fight to David price should be put down like a racehorse with a broken leg
>>151317165He was the man to beat the Boshinator
>>151317256he shouldn't have lost all that weight for this fight. it was his secret weapon
>>151317298>it was his secret weaponHis secret weapon there was throwing punches lol
>muh mental health>muh kids>muh in good form>muh can't be moved>muh love a fight (doesn't throw punches)>muh british cult icon>muh charisma>muh such a personality>sees a slowmotion left-right telegraphed combo for 12 rounds and can't time a counterGlad this meme got exposed
>>151317442Well shit, who expected a professional boxer to go into a ring and not box?
Overall decent action on the card, not disappointed.
AJ gonna sleep this Russian bum in 1 round if they actually end up fighting.
motivating gamrot
Updated schedule>October 11th DAZNJaron Ennis vs. Uisma Lima>October 25th DAZNJoseph Parker vs. Fabio Wardley>November 1st DAZNJoshua Buatsi vs. Zach Parker>November 7th YouTubeNicklaus Flaz vs. Decanter Johnson>November 8th DAZNVergil Ortiz vs. Erickson Lubin
Allen should move to greener pastures, the US of A. Down there he can break bucks to his leisure, grab some American chow. 400lbs Allen would decimate the heavyweight division and force Andy Ruiz out of his retirement. This is the timeline.
Roman is becoming more competitive in the 2nd half.
Another robbery in America. The tide rolls in, the tide rolls out.
Another Amerifat robbery
BASED GUIDO FIGHTING
CAM ON GUIDO
Roman has more ring experience, but Smalls is better conditioned overall. He can score in pot-shot opportunities, of which there were many against the inefficient Smalls, but he struggles to fight in close quarters.
Guido 10-9LETS GO GUIDO!
>>151324711Isn't the guy he's fighting trained by tysons trainer
>>151324915Yes, Barriere was a sparring partner for Fury too against Usoyk.
>>151324953No wonder he got battered, these guys are BUMS
>>151325014Fury won. Twice.Guido, class heavyweight.Barriere, very solid.
SHARPEN YOUR DEFENSE, GUIDO
Barriere has power.
GUIDO SURGE
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHGUIDO'S GOT HIM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Giga bum
GUIDO GUIDO GUIDO
We have a fight.
WHAT. A. FIGHT.
GUIDOTHE FUCKING GLADIATORVIANELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>mama mia!>gladiator, I salute you!Holy FUCK give me Jim Lampley back
Vianello has mastered the Lennox lewis uppercut, where you grab the back of the opponents neck with one hand and push it down into your other fist
Live shot of Barriere's lung
Guido may be the most handsome heavyweight next to Tyson Fury.
Had big money on the White Rhino, thank fuck I also placed money on Guido a week ago.
GUIDO WANTS GAYJIN THE COLOSSEUM
He destroys Joshsoya
Reminder Poop Ennis lost to Karen Chud twice.
shades of adesanya (getting buck broke)
Big bird looking ass
>>151326355they shouldve let that mf on the challenger instead of the teacher
>>151326355I lol’dwatching on mute currently, thank god
Dead thread. Ennis isn't a draw.
poop pennis
>>151326471good choice ... miserable overdone performance by a "black power" type.
>yank matchmaking
convenient cherry picking.
That was a complete waste of my time, I feel disrespected
lel. nice sport. jesus christ.
who couldve seen that one coming lol
Well that was a complete waste of time lol.
>>151326602You should know better watching blk fighters. They're always favored whether by the judges or matchmakers. Good thing no one watches blk fighters.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS
Can someone explain what separates Dave Allen from the big boxers at my gym? They have the exact same build, fight the exact same way and have the same attributes yet Dave Allen is fighting world class opponents and they are fighting alcoholism
>>151326585>eddie hearn >yankget it together pussyboi. go clean up the pakis. the rape gangs. cry about this post pussyboi.
>>151326539he crushed a tomato can in one round, but you’re not wrong. man FUCK poop penis!
>>151326650Absolutely obliterated that pakibong
>He knocked out THE Literallywhoisma Lima bean!!!!
>>151326650>>151326685Why do yanks have absolute shit banter, never once even cracked a smile at a single thing a yank has said on here
So now what?
I hope Lima got paid well
>>151326735I dont remember anyone asking.
>>151326735Yanks don't understand the concept or the soul of banter, they see Brits bantering and when they try to imitate it it's always forced.
Is there any hour of the day where you arent seething about yanks? Go to bed you fat loser
Prime David "Haymaker" Haye schools the entire current heavyweight division. If AJ and Fury struggled with Usyk prime Haye KO's them FACTS Also haye has the best quotes in combat sports "If someone breaks into your home are you going to apologise after you knock them out no you'll stomp on their head, like any normal person would""This fight is going to be as one sided as a gang rape""He was in my face I felt his knuckles in my face what am I gonna do I gotta close the show" "You little Scouse spastics take all your benefit money and put it all on Tony Bellend to win so I can bankrupt Liverpool when I knock him out"
>>151326916You should make your own /britbox/ thread and only post there. You can talk about all of the british world champions there without anyone else. Itll be perfect
>>151327010Even this reply you just made summarises his entire point, proper boring bastard you are mate
>>151327010They already do that. The fag spends days talking to himself. This general has gone to absolute shit along with this site. Even boxing feels like it’s in the gutter right now. I watched that poop pennis fight for five seconds on a pirate stream and even that felt like a waste of bandwidth. Parker vs Wardley should be fun at least
Important time to remind everyone that America has never had a single world class elite white American boxer yet Britain has had dozens of white British boxers Levels
>>151327049Make /britbox/ Do it. I promise you wont be missed here
make like Ricky Hatton and ACK!
Tyson fury beats any white American heavyweight who has ever lived Carl froch beats any white super middle weight or middle weight white American boxer who has ever lived Joe Calzaghe beats any white American boxer who has ever lived period I could go on and on for every weight class
>4:00am corey slurp
>>151327102>>151327171Factual posts.
DAZN is shit. Dana is a fucking cancer, worse than shit. The soulless commercialization of boxing is caused private equity firms like Blackrock. Private equity owned promotions don't give a fuck about their boxers, it's all about pumping their corporate performance on paper so they can dump it in the future for a profit. Turki, on the other hand, is just a sucker being scammed by the West, much like many Saudi investments, except for their investments in precious metals.
Dave Allen KO’s Crawford.Pat Brown KO’s Crawford.Johnny Fisher KO’s Crawford. Chisora KO’s Crawford.Dubois KO’s Crawford.>muh weiggghttt classesArbitrary nonsense made to cherry pick fights.
>>151325262Blanchardstown is a shithole. Dublin is a shithole.
If you want to hide something from Terence Crawford put it in a book
>>151327171They’re just mad because they only have 1 (ONE) heavyweight and he got flattened by Jalolov
If Crawford was truly a GOAT he would fight Bivol or Janibek. He won’t though because he’s a coward buck. Doubt he’ll even fight Sheeraz. He’ll probably take the easy money for a Canelo rematch in 9 months time then retire.
Vergil Ortiz KO’s Boots. It’s been proven for years that Mexicans are the only real gangsters left in US boxing. The divas are all bucks.
>Yank boxing
COREY MENTIONED O RE Y
Kino suit. I saw the yanks seething yesterday about it even though it was a known joke between mates.
Aaron McKenna really went TWELVE ROUNDS with Lima. Fivey’s best fighter is a BUM!
My mistake it was only 10 rounds point still stands.OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH SUCKKDEEEPP BATTTTTYYYY
Aaron McKenna is built like a twelve year old. Spotty mick looks like earthworm Jim. ALL IRISH FIGHTERS ARE BUMS!
Zach Parker.
Sukhdeep Bhatti.
Dave Allen is what heavyweights look like when they don’t take steroids I’m afraid
Zesty!
Stop spamming the thread you mongoloid
>>151329852Lmao what you gonna do about it yank?
>>151329896I’ll do what everyone else is doing. Close the tab and leave the schizo to his own devices. You take care now
>>151329959Go have a cry you sorry little loser
Yanks have 360 million people and they can’t find two white men to put in a ring
Boots is really 180 fighting at 154. This exposed how yanks fraud themselves into getting belts.
>>1513301255/10needs heels
GayJ really fighting British title level opponents at 36 years old. Hope Makhmudov knocks him out that would be class. Also >next yearHow much time does this nigga need off after Dubois buck broke him
https://talksport.com/boxing/3636186/tyson-fury-ricky-hatton-funeral-suit/Fury is truly the GOAT. He knew he would take flack from the public and /box/cels for wearing that suit but he knew Ricky would be smiling from Heaven.
Who /teamFroch/ here?
You now remember tyson fury
lads hear me outdave allen to the BKFC
>>151330625Remove the B and you got a deal.
>>151328533>>151328565>>151328608Nonce cried all night again because he still knows shit all about boxing and picked and harped on about Canelo to beat Crawford every day for months.Then goes on to pick Dave Allen. Awful. Not to mention the usual picks and subsequent bawlings.
if i were a boxer i'd stuff my underwear during the weigh inbrutally dickmogging the opponent adds another intimidation factor
When is Usyk's next fight?
>>151332395If I had to guess probably January/February against the Wardley/Parker winner
>>151331667You don’t make picks because you’re a big fat pussy. Wardley KO’s Parker.
No matter what, Usyk fans and more importantly Usyk need the Fury name to stay relevant. Usyk has been forgotten about now unfortunately. The truth.
>>151332748He’s fighting Wilder because he’s too scared to fight Parker or Wardley. Blanchardstown is a shithole btw. Dublin is a shithole. https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/36968449/deontay-wilder-boxing-fight-anthony-joshua/
Imagine cherrypicking a fight against Wilder in 2026. Hope Usoyk gets brutally knocked out with one last BOOOOMBBBBB SQUAAAAAADD
>>151333322Wilder looks like he took a time machine to 1997 and robbed a Jamaican entertainer's wardrobe.
>>151331667You missed this retardation. So of course he then cried a bunch about Boots. His whole life is dedicated to being wrong and coping.>>151238980
new schedule >October 25th DAZNJoseph Parker vs. Fabio Wardley>October 29th TBAMelvin Jerusalem vs. Siyakholwa KuseMark Magsayo vs. Michael Magnesi>November 1st DAZNJoshua Buatsi vs. Zach Parker>November 8th DAZN Vergil Ortiz Jr vs. Erickson LubinFloyd Schofield vs Joseph ‘Diazthe only reason Kuse vs. Jerusalem is on the schedule despite being a minimumweight title fight is because Magsayo vs Magnesi is for the WBC featherweight title and is on their undercardSome other fights i didnt put onif you wanna watch them: another minimumweight title fight on the 26thLuis Nery fighting a nobody on the 26thCasimero vs some jap that Picasso beat on an undercard on the 25thClarke vs. that TKV dude on the 25th>>151333167dont think that fight will happen, there were rumours of it but wilders not even ranked in the top 15 of any of the belt orgs, it would only make sense if it were usyks retirement fight and he was willing to relinquish some belts>too scared to fight Parker or Wardleynot even you believe that, also not sure why youre obsessed with Dublin/Blach since i literally agree with you, everyone who doesnt live there knows theyre both shitholes
>>151333440>Melvin JerusalemSounds like an American politician
>>151333358BOMMMMBOOOCLAAAT SQUAAAAAADDDD>>151333395You’re still a giant pussy though no one respects you here and you’re trans >>151333440Wardley by KONever heard of her Never heard of her Zach Parker SDVergil Ortiz TKOFloyd Schofield TKO
>Clarke vs TKVClarke SD
>>151333440Just thought I’d rile you up a bit because I thought Steve Collins gym was there
I TOLD Y'ALL BOOTS IS GOOD
>>151333907All we know thus far is that he's better than Lima.
>>151334027and the 34 other niggas he's dominated
put the winner of eubank v benn in with boots LMAO
>>151333395The sad nonce never learns.
Fucking size of him
>>151334206Stop samefagging yourself loser
So when is Boots going to fight someone good?
>>151334212you know how bars will stop serving people when they're wasted?shops and restaurants should do the same with this fat cunt
>>151334238idk
>Nonce cries.
>>151334238Ortiz probably. There’s a good chance he can become undisputed at 154. But I don’t think Murtzaliev will be a pushover and if he goes to 160 Janibek is a monster with height and power. Eddie’s getting way too high on his horse about Boots he’ll no doubt get exposed at some point. Boots is still a weight bully at 154 he looked twice the size of Lima, the more he moves up the harder it will become. I don’t think he’s getting that Crawford fight anyway he’s too old now.
>>151334299You’re sitting here samefagging and talking about nonces when we’re talking boxing get a life “mate”
Big John goes full WOKE
>>151334362>>151334299
>>151334472He's right, go after big business.
>>151334474You post like a femboy.
2 bin bags of Chinese. He’s a sick man.
>>151334634Wow, you don't even really see that type of shit from Yanks.He's like world champ of fatting.
>>151334693He’s actually surprisingly active for a 400lb man, which means his calorie consumption must be absolutely off the charts. Must be eating 10k calories a day to keep that size on.
>>151334735>He’s actually surprisingly active for a 400lb manIf you see him wearing a knee brace in the next 36 months remember this post.
>>151334773Big John would be a top 10 yank HWhttps://youtu.be/FUYrtqufxqs?si=v79_5h58YzVKu2mX
>>151334853>Big John would be a top 10 yank HWNot black enough, judges would never allow it.
Rachael ‘Cordingley
>>151335388ugliest woman in the 'cord
>>151335419We had to let Froch get one he was desperate
Reminder that this is what Fury haters sound like. Disgusting. https://youtu.be/dFewO08BgXU?si=7SKT5J1CnVS19MAg
Fuck is wrong with yanks. Fury won btw twice.
>it’s real
>>151336133>>151336195what the fuck?
Interesting
Canelo won the story
>>151333907Boots is obviously but I still don't know where to gauge him against truly elite guys like Ortiz and such. His defence still concerns me, here it obviously didn't matter but against Stannionis and Chud he got caught a ton. I'd like to see him against Murt next
>>151336824I’d like to see you throw a left hook with proper form
Froch suggesting Allen go after the Brit title.Says the portrait of Lord Lonsdale is uniquely hand painted on each belt handed out.
>>151337818Isn’t Fabio Wardley the British champion right now? I don’t really know how that title works t b h
>>151338045Actually it’s David Adeleye, Allen probably isn’t beating him
The British title is vacant. Frazer Clarke will be fighting Jeamie Tshikeva (who?!), who lost his last fight by knockout to David Adeleye, for it.The absolute state of the British boxing scene.
>>151338317Dave Allen is Spoons level. Johnny Fisher is chinky shop level.
>>151338317That’s pretty bad but let’s not act like some absolute bums have been British champs. Danny Williams was British champ and despite beating Tyson was a bum.
Mental how you can beat one good guy and somehow that's enough to get you in the "GOAT" category.Crawford literally beat Spence and Canelo yet somehow that puts him in elite tier
>>151338504He’s obviously an elite fighter but extremely under accomplished in terms of resume. I don’t really care about all the belts he’s won because he’s just been sniping belts off of soft touches like a spent Canelo. If he beats someone like Janibek I will rate him highly but I doubt he will. He’ll want another soft touch for money then retirement.
How tf is this pre pubescent nigga top 5 at middleweight
>>151338317The boxing scene around the world is grim. Britain is actually doing pretty well in comparison. Still a huge fan base and decent cards. All it takes is one look at boxrec to see how grim some divisions are nowadays.Poobank is a top 5 middleweight. Josh Kelly is a top 5 junior middleweight.Now let’s look at welterweight,Lewis Crocker is an IBF champion.Rolly Romero is a WBA champion. Mario Barrios is a WBC champion. Brian Norman Jr is a WBO champion.That’s peak grim.
Matchroom HQ: right Dave Allen just KO’d Johnny Fisher and he’s at the absolute height of his popularity, we could probably aim to get him the British title.Eddie: nah throw him to Makhmudov mate I need to see more of my signings get destroyed
/box/ give me an example of: - tall pressure fighter-outboxer with KO power-Brawler with a great jabGO!
There’s local levelThere’s area levelThere’s national level There’s international level There’s world level And then there’s Nick Ball level
>>151340124Tommy Hearns
>>151340190can't forget level level
Jake Paul KOing Skank then hitting one of these will be the most viral meme of all time
Paul needs to walk out to this banger https://youtu.be/owK-2zmVhd8?si=beq5Td0cntiNagjq
>>151340220ESL failI meant to say, for every description give me a fighter with those qualities
>>151340124>tall pressure fighterFundora>-outboxer with KO powerBoots >-Brawler with a great jabChisora
>>151340124Lennox/VitaliAli/HolmesListon/Frazier
Black American fighters that I rate:>Terrence Crawford>Boots Ennis
Dave Allen is forever classed as bongslop. Richard Torrez Jr would kill him.Speaking of losers to Torrez, Canada sucks to have their number one heavyweight lose to Italy's number one heavyweight, bum Guido.
>>151342688Never seen Dave Allen like this thoughbeit and Makhmudov is Russian like Beterbiev, Canada doesn’t have any boxers
Dave Allen is primo bongslop and there's nothing wrong with that.
>>151342802From the amateurs against Jololov 6 years ago, where Jololov was 5 years older and had 33 more fights than him. Torrez is a lot better since then and has advanced further than the losers you've been slurping, Fisher, Allen, Guido, etc.And you're a fucking idiot for thinking I was talking about Makhmudov being Canadian when he knocked the hell out of Guido. I was obviously referring to the bum Alexis Barriere, which seems to be about Guido's level.
torrez jr deserves a shot at an eliminatorsadly he doesn't do tickets so he's being frozen out
>>151343112Torrez will get smashed the minute he steps up to world level he’s shite Jalolov is a bum too
Kino https://youtu.be/KaVsYRsB0TE?si=p0vJR2aWPIdKPhAq
>>151343353So Guido, Fisher, Allen, and anyone else you slurp, are turbo bums, got it.
>>151343539Never slurped any of them “mate” (you will never by my or anyone’s mate)
When will they add Ricky to Tyson's record on boxrec?
Allen fell for the Ruiz trap. Losing weight fucked him up. Get some kebabs in him and he'll knock kabayal out cold.
>>151336133>>151336195Absolute state of yanks.
The hardest man on the planet is an Englishman https://youtu.be/n2tWbsZKiTw?si=ZIz4b-mWanSycTmN
>>151333440>Joseph Parker vs. Fabio Wardley>Joshua Buatsi vs. Zach ParkerAll the best fights recently have been in Britain. Prove me wrong. You can’t.
>>151347567We also have Benn vs Eubank 2 on the 15th of November
Cause one of these /box/cels Big B got to sleep with
Based Dwyer says Fury is better than Calzaghe https://youtu.be/Y2mqEtrr2ZU?si=BU36793jdzn8ldU2
>>151316200Duran vs Pacquiao?
>>151352551Damn, Calzaghe relegated to King of the bums.
>>151356224Dwyer says you have FDS and that Fury is greater than Joshua
How’d you get knocked out by that, it was hardly even a punch. It was like Dubois was just placing one of his golden stickers on AJ’s chin.
36 year old man calling himself ‘Ghost’ on Snapchat
>>151356586>Retires and ducks forever after a legacy of ducking and his hardest challenges all being exposed.
Disgusting human being
>>151356819>>151356831>>151356885utter cretinmakes fury seem like the good guy
>>151356880Usyk lost to Derek ‘Del Boy’ Chisora and got knocked out by Daniel Dubois. LOL!
Ducked Wilder, Fury and the Dubois rematch
Nonce going to have an all day cry about all these losers again. Have fun with your waste of a life.
>>151356896Fury is the good guy, dosser.
>>151357093Too bad I’m a totally different person, Big B isn’t even here.
>>151357099usyk is the good guy
>>151357116>warmongering draft dodger with nazi links
Fury won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_muwRoUT95sthe hero's music
>>151357397Usoyk changed the spelling of his name multiple times because one way is the Russian way of saying it.
luke partridge
I used to have a screenshot of Usyk’s merch when he called himself Aleksandr Usik. It’s probably in the archives somewhere
The Boshfather looking dapper.
>>151357551disgusting fat pig
>>151357551Couple of half pints by the pool. Boshhh
children are starving in Ukraine and this cunts scoffing down chineses like they're going out fashion
Torrez doesn’t seem to have any interest at fighting at top 20 level. TopRank are stalling him like they are with Jalolov waste of talent.
>>151357551He used to be based before he went full woke
He’s getting rinsed
>>151357839Fury is cray kek
HAPPY NEW YEAR
>>151340124>tall pressure fighterBohachuk>outboxer with KO powerKlitschko, or for a non-heavyweight answer, Rigo>Brawler with a great jabThere are so few brawlers nowadays. Choc i guess?
>>151357839What kind of magic
>let’s not forget that your people the Ukrainians were the guards at the death camps where my people were slaughtered>so if you really want to go into it we can both play silly cunts can’t we you stupid fucking Ukrainian prickhttps://youtu.be/8Hn8m3Xlgxs?si=oQ7aYkr7MdV2nZjT&t=1m30s
>>151358034the gypsies that died in the Holocaust were Romanis, not Irish Travellers
>>151358076unfortunately
>>151357975Dark occultic neo-Egyptian satanism
>>151358283Elaborate
>>151358699gnarly
https://youtu.be/6QXO1XL0E5g?si=nmTpNtVL4pbQg3GA
>>151358034Giga based.
>>151358699>>151358747>Lost
>>151358590
I miss packed lunch Haye
>>151358590Klitschko is a descendant of Kabbalistic Jews who used to perform magic tricks and miracles for the Tsar.
Cheating bastard, he tried to cheat Fury with a bouncy ring as well he knew he could never beat him fair and square
They tried to rob him in Düsseldorf.They succeeded in Riyadh.
fury fanboy get over it challenge difficulty level: impossible
Watching some of TGKs greatest hits
>>151361335In the immortal words of HE, Turki Alalshikh>I counted that Usyk has 4 rounds more
OOOOOOHHHHHHHH GUIIIIDOOOO VIAAANELLLLLLOOOOOO
>Vianello putting the final nail in GayJ’s coffin
>>151361609Tyson quite literally got robbed.
>>151361865Unfortunately
>>151357114>Big BNonce trying to make himself feel better.>>151357139>Nonce posting a photo of a trip after Chisora trod on Usyk's foot.The pathetic nonce did indeed proceed to cry about all those losers all day again, just as I predicted.Shame all your predictions always end up wrong.>>151361576>>151361609>Picks Guido to win.>Loses to Richard Torrez.>Nonce thinks Guido will beat AJ.Forever wrong nonce never learns.
>>151362258Show me where Chisora stepped on Usoyk’s foot you lying tranny
>Gonedhi lying again
>>151362433i'm an usyk fanboy but this was a legit KD
>>151362433>Ref says it's not a down straight away.Retarded nonce. At least you admit to lying in your own post.
>>151362469refs get stuff wrong all the time
>>151362469You’ve already backtracked on saying he stepped on Usyk’s foot
>The WBA has now officially ordered featherweight champion Nick Ball to defend his title against the mandatory challenger Brandon Figueroa next. The pair have until November 12 to reach a deal or purse bids will be called.Ball by murder
>>151362433>>151362459>>151362487>>151362534When you don't crop the video you can see it happen you lying nonce. KYS.
>The WBA has ordered welterweight champion Rolando "Rolly" Romero to defend his title against the mandatory challenger Shakhram Giyasov next. The parties have until November 13 to reach a deal, or purse bids will be called.Manny down bad
>>151362568lol wut he lightly taps Usyk’s foot AFTER the punch lands you’re actually just delusional
>>151362626Again nonce, kill yourself. Everything you say is either a lie, delusion, cope, but above all, wrong.I predict you'll now cry all night.
>>151362721Foot trapping is used all the time in boxing, it’s a legit move taught by coaches
>knock your opponent clean out >Noooo it doesn’t count because you stepped on his foot!!!
Based Fivey
Gonedhi crying his eyes out again
>Janibek Alimkhanuly and Erislandy Lara have agreed to a middleweight title unification Dec 6th in San Antonio. Alimkhanuly will put his IBF and WBO titles on the line while Lara will risk his WBA belt. The 160lbs title bout will take place on the undercard of Isaac Cruz vs Lamont Roach. Fulton vs. Foster is also rumoured to now be added to the undercard of Roach vs Cruzstacked card
>>151364814>Elder abuse>Shitbull >Bumton
THE OBJECTIVE TOP 10 LIST OF /box/ WINNERS IN 2025 (in no order):Usyk won.Crawford won.Inoue won.Jack Catterall won.Puello won.Bivol won.Roach won.Pac won.Hrgovic won.Nick Ball won.
Usoyk
John Fury fucked this pussy up
Reminder that Dubois was robbed on Ukrainian Independence Day
>Ricky Hatton Cause of Death imminent...What's with the normie angle I see of "I HOPE IT WASN'T A SUICIDE!" around Twitter and such? Who cares? He died, and that's bad enough.
>>151371633I mean it’s generally worse to die of suicide than natural means. He must of been a serious cocaine addict to take his life like that.
Wonder when big John sr’s heart will explode like a ball of gelatinous pus
I’m more of a Marissa Dubois man myself
Who’s Chisora fighting in December then since it’s not Moses or Dubois, I reckon it’s Baby Miller or Michael Hunter. Could maybe even see Bakole.
>>151362611GIGASOYIGA SO Y
>>151372689No free title shot for Pacman
>>151371423>>151371465>>15137151624-0
>>151372914Safe and effective. Trans women are women.
Frank Bruno, Jimmy Saville and Peter Sutcliffe aka the Yorkshire Ripper
Joseph Parker became a world champion from robbing Andy Ruiz then had a razor close fight with Hughie Fury. Then lost to Joshua and Whyte, then went on a comeback streak against cans. Then robbed Chisora but beat him in a rematch. Then got knocked out by Joe Joyce. Then beat some cans, the ghost of Wilder, scraped by Zhang, 2 day notice 300lb Bakole. WARdley by annihilation.
>>151373653Forgot to mention had a horrible hugging match 12 rounder with Junior Fa who then got KOd by THE Lucas Browne in 1 round in his next fight. Went 10 rounds with Jack Massey when Opetaia KOd him in 6. Went 12 rounds with Cojanu who Ortiz KO’d in 2 rounds in his next fight. Went 12 with Chisora twice who Fury dispatched in 10. Splattered by Joyce who got battered by Zhang in his next two fights. Went 12 with Wilder who got splattered by Zhang. Went 12 with Zhang who got destroyed by Kabayel. Best performance is over 2 day notice Bumkole. Parker is one of the most overrated Hw’s of all time. WARdley will expose him.
I'm petitioning to change /box/ to /fury/. The Fury Family has given so much to boxing through generations, it's only a natural choice. Boxing is British, as is Fury, so we foresee no problems there. Yay or nay?
Fury is the one true GOAT.
>>151375041>/fury/has been done beforedies after a couple of days when the only ones posting are the same 2 or 3 shitposters
>Nonce cries all night.Another 100% accurate prediction.The nonce has got to be Jewish with how he argues. He's completely wrong, then pivots to something else, then rehashes everything the next day with seemingly no memory of the day before.
Hate
/box/ is saved. /brit/ is dead>>151377366
>>151377506Don't be afraid, I won't leave you alone poncey poofter
>>151377506>millions of posters lost because jannies after all these years STILL have are neets with a wage of 0 per hour and cant afford to scrounge together 20,000 pounds for some taxesincredible
>>151377728still are neets*
>>151377728>>151377746The state of you, drunk I assume?
>>151377506And nothing of value was losthopefully the spamming freak kills himself as a result
>>151377728>this is the janny’s fault that they wouldnt pay a fine for a retarded lawIt’s an American site, they dont need to respect a Britbong law. You should be mad at Britain for making that retarded law in the first place. 4chan is in the right here.
>>151378062Stop copying my posts. >>151328665I think you love me really.
BOOOOOOOOOOONNGGGGGGGSLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP
Well in ‘la up the fookin toffees ‘la fuck the tories ‘la
Why Frank didn’t set up Parker vs Dubois again, or Parker vs Kabayel the world will never know
Reminder
Fury chads can’t stop winning
>>151379529>nonsense twitter screencapAre you a bot?
>>151379571Can you read? It’s clearly decipherable
Big John Fury on Tom Aspinall: "I'll be ringside when he fights for the title"https://youtu.be/l31IFD85Hqo?si=PqMwPd4sdLb4CZee
Andy (Tom’s dad) used to train with John’s brother Peter in the 90s when Tom was born (1993).Both families are based in Manchester, and Tom maintains a close relationship with the family to this day, particularly John’s son Tommy.95% of people are within 5 inches of their parents height, 68% of people fall within 2.5 inches. Tom (6’5) is 9 inches taller than Andy (5’8). John is 6’3.
>>151378650Grim. I dont know what the plan for Whittaker even is
>>151379853It's official, Andy must have fucked Peter.Shut the fuck up you dumb gossiping nonce.
>>151380065I can tell you don’t box or lead an athletic lifestyle. Anyways sour and moaning like a bitch.
The Furys are the boxing heavyweight champions and MMA heavyweight champions of the world.
>>151380028Crush cans and snipe a belt once all the good fighters at 175 are retired
>>151380255Facts
>>151380255Excellent post.
>>151380245>AnywaysLearn English, and stop spending all day every day here crying about the losers you backed, before you can even attempt commenting on other people's lives. Oh, and kill yourself nonce.
Big John “Woke Gammon” Fisher has been detained and deported from Australia for trying to do meet and greets on a tourist visa
It'd beat the piss out of every poster here. Furocity fed lad here.
Premium sloppa. Eddie Hearn now lives in Monaco 6 months of the year estranged from his wife
>>151381046Why they'd lock up the Boshfather? FREE JOHN
>Herbert
>>151381393He’s got them African liver disease eyes
>Matchroom
>>151381659Queensberry chads vindicated once again. Bongsa vindicated again.
>>151378650>>151378669>>151381081>>151381659good god i wasn't prepared for this torrent of slop to be unleashed upon me
>>151380261Hes going to be waiting a while, 175 has been getting younger since a lot of blown up super middleweight moved up a weight class
>>151382016I forgot to mention he’ll get found out along the way again since it’s the way all Matchroom prospects go now
Huh what's going on
I love the sweet science
>>151380255Factual post
>>151382696What the fuck?
>>151382696Textbook American stoppage.
Proper grub this.
Derision
>>151386714So he reviews food?Who the fuck takes food advice from fat people?They'll eat anything.
>>151390745
>>151390745nobody uses reviews for advice anymore you watch reviews because the reviewer has an interesting personality
>>151391440>implying people watch Report of the Week for his personality
CONTEMPT
>>151316280gf/nitis same thing in big 25
>>151386714the southern poof version of ratemytakeawaywoke cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzQNUMd8n_k
>>151356885Out of all the things said about his boxing legacy its the receding hairline that gets him kek
>>151392863>Can't say cheap as chips anymore, can they?Too real
Cool fight
>>151393314Chisora's last? Could do a lot worse than zhang, nice
>>151393314Chisora should get GayJ as a retirement fight for both but of course GayJ and Shitroom don't make fights for fans.
>>151393314jesuswhat a fight!
>>151393314Kino
New>>151393930>>151393930
>>151393314If Zhang loses it'll be two retirements in one fight.