Premier League resumes this upcoming weekend
Mbeumo has good xG.
>>151319362so?
Few hours until sakaposting occurs
oh my science is that our boy bukayo saka, my wife's boyfriend will be hearing about this nintendo switch
BLUDCLAAAAART
why are we posting in this one instead of the otheractually idc i dont like the indo
>he forgot to change his vpn
comfy
>>151327903This is why they got beat by Germany
>>151327903couldn't they invite tranny slags over like how foden does
>>151319362expected gayness
Erling Haaland scored more goals (18) this season than the following players combined:• Sesko• Gyökeres• Isak• Ekitike• Lewandowski• Salah
>>151329862how many vs moldova?
Imagine how good he'd be in the pl
>>151329947leliga shitters always flop big time in england
>>151329862the best striker in the world scores a lot of goals, what a shocker
>>151329968>Diego Costa>Alexis Sanchez>Rodri>Cucurella>Raya>Laporte>Ozil>OdegaardSince when?
>>151330069blud tried to sneak odegaard in there
>>151330080Retardbro...
Erling Haaland has been raped more times by his father Alf (18) this season than the following players combined:• Sesko• Gyökeres• Isak• Ekitike• Lewandowski• Salah
very tired of this international break pointlessness
arsewog melty keknot our fault your cone placer spunked 90m on a swedish donkey
>>151330069>ozil>odegaardIf you want to prove him wrong, probably a good idea to pick players who were actually succesful in the league.
>>151330199you were saying?
>>151330304>assistsmeaningless stat pushed by yanks
Do Arskeks actually rate Odourshart? He’s woeful
>>151330342
>>151330363He's a player that'll turn in a world class performance once in every 30 matches so the customers memory hole all his stinkers
>unironically using the term "memory hole" (in replying to himself)shut-incel confirmed
Fuck up arsewog you sad cunt
>>151330094I think he's trying to say Odegaard is shit
only pakis and malis care about arsenal (like or hate)white people don't care and don't talk about arsenal
Currently listening to Sunday Edition with Shaun Custis & Henry Winter on Talk Sport and I simple do not care how "gammon" that makes me in the eyes of guardian readers
>>151329947Saka is already in the prem
>Serbia somehow lost to Albania>This means an England win will guarantee 1st spot and qualification for the World CupWill Tommy Tuckle fuck up against Latvia, lads?
>come into epl>not been here for weeks>the arsenal obsessed freak is still heredid he have a meltdown over saka scoring for england or something? fuck it i don't care actually, 4chan is his life it seems.
Loving the international break lads! :D
>make port back in the country on my yacht after my summer break>arrive home, chauffeur is still parking the bentley>pop on to epl to see if there is any news>AW is still seething over a bit of banter aimed towards his gay little clubclassic love to see it
how many people are meant to be this AW according this bloke
>>151330467>did he have a meltdown over saka scoring for england or something?Yeah the other day - at 5am - this one goal scored by England out of the three 9 hours prior appeared to drive him utterly mental Then the next day at 5am he was seething about Saka again and re-posted an image already posted in the same thread He apparently was too upset about Ian Watkins to have stayed up that late last night
are >we still discussing the 5am bandit? my god he is POWERFUL
>posts only about arsenal>brags about himself being "a bandit"5am Arse bandit
>>151330548He can't be stopped
>>151330555Trips of truth
the 5am arse bandit has pulled the gooners pants down deary methey are STILL talking about him days later hahaha
>dayshmm
>>151330533>stayed up that lateI think he wakes up at 4am and just begins seething 2bh. About his life obviously.
why is it that most football discussion ends up in twitter 17 year old with footballer avi type of discussion >x is shit>y is a flop>z needs to get out of my club>change formation
5AM BANDIT NOOOOO
>>151330533went to sleep early cos sleep schedule is fucked like saka's knees in it. wwe is in australia this week so been watching that at 1pm
Loves: WWE, AI slop and staying indoors seethingHates: Friends, women and grammar
great a new boogeyman is created and he'll get off on it
>Alexander Isak only has himself to blame for his struggles at Anfield >Liverpool legend Don Hutchison says the former Newcastle United player brought it all on himself, with his selfish embarrassing behaviour. >Liverpool fans and Sweden fans united in their view of how poor the striker has been, in no fit shape, physically or mentally, in order to be of any use. >It was unprofessional and naive not just to down tools but to also sacrifice his match fitness for whoever he was going to play for." https://www.themag.co.uk/2025/10/former-liverpool-star-calls-out-alexander-isak-for-don-hutchison-newcastle-united/
>>151330606friends is pretty shit tbf, pure normgroid white girl slop
>>151330564Should have at least posted the Echo link instead to see Liverpool fans seething in the comments: https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alexander-isak-liverpool-newcastle-transfer-32657396>b-b-but muh Wissa
>>151330623Don Hutchison death threats incoming
do niggas actually read newspaper comment sections
>>151330684Only to see retards seethe.
>>151330602Didn't ask
>>151330734but enough about what girls say when you speak up
Jadon?
>>151330792thought you had your own thread why are you bothering this one too
Wahhhhgwan
>>151330800Because no rule can tie me down
>>151330806it was a hint not a rule
I'm not surprised a SEA is one of the mongs obsessed with a player rather than a club. I'm more surprised the player in question is fucking Jadon Sancho.
>>151330533this is such a classic arsewog postonly needs something about enic protests to round it off
Someone's totally not seething i see
>>151330897Nobody likes you.
El Kloppo's been wheeled out to stem the tide of Scouse death threats, in typical fashion he's put in a ludicrous lie to see how much he can get away with. See if you can spot it! >Jurgen Klopp on Florian Wirtz: "No need to worry about Wirtz, he possesses exceptional quality. He is the talent of the century and he will show that in every match just as he did with Bayer Leverkusen"
you're not playing against poopensharten anymore "Flo" you actually have to score now
but enough about odeshart
>talent of the century
>Nottingham Forest have a real interest in Rafa Benítez as a replacement for Fat Ange "Ange" Postecoglou should they decide to part ways with the Australian manager
>>151331038>Dyche>Rafa
what the fuck is going on with Wirtz that so many sports media personalities line up to defend him
I've seen no Wirtz arselicking tho?
>>151331049He's the talent of the century mate that's why!
are beeb with an article/poll about how the big striker signings of the summer are doing so they don't have to address wirtz
>>151331253>big striker signings>Thierno Barry>Calvert-Lewin>IGOR JESUSlol
why do you fags read the news in current yearcongrats on falling for the rage bait
>>151331296then how would I know when to set my clock back?
>>151331261Bit mad how many of them are saying Joe Pedro is a runaway success. I initially thought he was a great signing, but then realised his purple patch came against West Ham (who are guaranteed to be relegated) and he's almost been masquerading as Wirtz since then.
>>151331365Also got sent off
>>151331365chelsea attackers are all dysfunctional with palmingz being injured, enzo and caicedo are their current topscorers nowjust hilarious squad building
>Even though he hasn't scored any goals, he is still the player who creates the most chances in the Premier League," Nagelsmann to British Journalists ahead of Northern Ireland match
>>151331365Also didn't take a shot for like 3 games in a row
creating chances for your team is bad
mbeumobros....
>>151331467Could create 10,000 chances a match, means fuck all if nobody can score them.
>>151331491so we are to blame the man leading the horses to water? hardly
hard to get an assist when you got a washed up kingall he does is cut inside and shoot
>>151331510I'm pretty sure Cucurella gets a foot to that. The Wirtz spin didn't put him off at all.
Maradona, Pele, Ronaldo, Messi, Thin Ronaldo... Wirtz
my goat <3
Maradona, Pele, Ronaldo, Messi, Thin Ronaldo... Foden
>>151331539still saddened due to Jota's passing
>then I said Wirtz was the talent of the century
>>151331564kek
Maradona, Pele, Ronaldo, Messi, Thin Ronaldo... Saka
>t-talk about other players- All this cope over Liverpool's greatest ever manager saying a player he didn't even manage is the best player of the entire century Literally said it as well, that's why it's getting to him
Hopefully Wirtz shows all this potential after Liverpool have binned him.
Maradona, Pele, Ronaldo, Messi, Thin Ronaldo... Grealish
5am bandit fixated on his new target
Whose Sam
>>151331379Spurs legend Klinsmann said the same last night as well Maybe.. maybe Wirtz is the best player of the century..
even messi never got this amount of praise
ruthless aggression
I'm gonna stay up late to catch the 5am bandit in the act
>>151331674"Talent of the century" places Wirtz above Messi In fact it places him above basically any player anyone's ever heard of even going back as far as your Stanley Matthews and Dixie Dean(post-Tranmere Rovers)s
they are STILL talking about him days later
>>151331704Yes fuck klopp desu you can tell it wasn't hyperbole and he actually believes wirtz is better then allah
>>151331705the old 5AB? he really is unmatched in his power
Now the cope has shifted >ok h-he said it but he didn't mean it, j-just trust me-
did you lot head what gary neville said? summat about wirtz being the best since 92
I wouldn't even put Wirtz up there with your Iain Dowies and Peter Beardsleys
arsenal bros martinelli is goated
I wouldn't even put Wirtz up there with your Cody Gakpos and Sadie Manes
>>151331696It's harder than you think, I tried the same thing but ultimately I was too tuckered out (I had a big day)
really had to look for who are playing for northern ireland team now since the only player I know is Evans and he has retired, i only know bradley, peacock-farrell and galbraith (because he used to be a man united academy player)some serious conversation will be made if le 150m man can't even nick an assist against these lots.
wirtz.
did you guys know about wirtz
oh my science is that wirtz
why would someone attempt a backheel in a football matchthis isn't fuckin fifa is it, what a tosser
You're supposed to keep the ball Wirtz, why would you fucking pass it?
wirtz is a shitcunt
thats not even the wirtz wirtz liverpool webm someone post it
i bet wirtz is a fuckin nazi too
oh my days is that bloomin bukayo saka
If you cost €200m you should have 100% pass accuracy.
complete Dave melty today
Lmao fucking slag
Dave really hates Wirtz
spamming/flooding & racism outside of /b/, it's very obviously a janny.
*does a tricky little no look 360 degrees spinning backheel right to the opposition player*based wirtz
did bukayo saka score a goal for his country? oh my heckin science my wife's boyfriend will be hearing of this
*passes it into the back of his own net*wirtz is arsenal
Bros, Wirtz was absolutely shit against 10 men Luxemburg, wtf did Slot do tp him?
also it's clearly an arsenal supporter considering this shite only ever kicks off when someone dares make fun of his beloved arsenal
>>151331850why are you crying arsewog
Why do white people make shit attacking midfielders?
>>151331875He didn't really cover himself in glory in the Europa League either
Probably because he's white which is a shit build for a CAM
>>151331882the only reason you're trying to ruin the thread is because you saw something that hurt your feelings
>>151331889He was great at Euros, ever since he joined Liverpool hes been dogshit for the NT.
when did this place become twitter?
>>151331906what the fuck are you on about
>>151331908he was shit at the euros lmao tf you talkin about
The only club in the world with a more embarrassing decline than Man United
gerrard slipped again? sounds like his idol wirtz
>>151331879my files say he wanted to punch saka, I might need to update them (and go back and check the original source material for reference)
>The "Talent of the Century" is not a specific official award, but if you mean the FIFA Player of the Century (awarded in 2000), the joint winners were Pelé and Diego Maradona
klopp is a fraud why are people listening to that mentality midget
Am I the only one who reads "Caoimhín" as "Xiaoming"?
>>151331958no no this is all part of it you see, it's a false flag this poster who gets irrationally upset when you talk about the 5am Arse Bandit is actually not him and supports arsenal
>>151331986Jürgen Klopp is the best manager in the world, that's why 4channel takes his word verbatim. His opinion matters. Don't be racist.
Am I the only one who reads "Caoimhín" as "wirtz"?
and there it is the classic neutral who jumps in to defend arsenal for some reasonyou aren't a tenth as clever as you think you are mate
I just can't stop thinking about wirtz
the mong who keeps tabs on when people are posting and has conniptions about it is arsewog. he's not even subtle, he writes the same way every time. he's been having an almost week long melty because someone said thierry henry was shit he's the biggest cancer on this board bar none
>>151331987his name is Queefin'
>@UTDTrey with a post about Wirtz on 4chan. Here comes @Starboy_AFC with a Wirtz webm. Ohhh and here's @xFlo10_YNWA getting all defensive.Are you all under 18 or smthn, the post quality is shit >>151331987is the only decent shit
>>151332024>someone saidyou mean you
>>151332040>Are you all under 18 or smthn>smthn
O Florian O FlorianHe cost a hundred million quidBut he's really rather mid
wirtz is a bum lol virgil van wirtz
>>151332063go watch your oiled up gay fake fighting, BRUV
That's what you get when you sign a White fraud from the German farmer league. Havertz 2.0.
>>151332080it's like 10am there's no way it's on
O Wirtz O WirtzHe cost a hundred million quidBut he's really rather mid
If your white then you can't play ball
I'm noticing a racist tone starting to emerge and frankly I won't be standing for it
>>151331727>wirtz being the best since 92Are Kev is still the best tho
>>151332181racism is a keystone to human advancement
>>151331771lmao
>bunch of c-tier footballers who had no hope of entering their original country NTs decided to hop into indonesian NT after being promised they're building something strong enough to enter next year World Cup>but the disagreement came between the head of the NT association and the coach led to the firing of the coach who built the long-term project in the first place, and he promised the gruding supporters that the new man, Patrick Kluivert would be good enough to lead to WC>immediately tanked the team until they were mathematically out of WCrarely cared about the NT since i was born, also didn't care when they started importing these foreigners, and also didn't get disappointed when they didn't get qualified. it's just who we are mate. losers in football forever.thank you for reading my blogpost.
>>151332063He signed off with a review of his own post
>open thread>another schizophrenic meltdowni'll try again tomorrow
>>151332637Wirtz derangement syndrome
Man United will be above Liverpool in the table on Christmas Day.
>>151331908I mean IMHO Liverpool was a weird move. Would've made a lot more sense at City given Pep prefers a false 9 with fluid wingers.
>>151332637>open thread>they're still posting only about man utd and liverpool and never anything else>Ctrl+W
I've realized that all of your collective schizo posting have scared the good posters like RFN away
Did you hear that nonce got stabbed in prison
>>151334083>>>/int/brit
>>151334083I heard he was a great of Young Boys
>>151333525You’re one of the worst posters in this general and actively make the thread worse every time you post.
>>151334398Not just this general, on the whole board. He tried shitting up the Northern Ireland match thread on Friday with his failed comedian shtick. An absolutely desperate attention whore.
>>151331564>and I said he created the most chances in the PL! And they believed it!
Statement?
>>151334452Doesn’t surprise me he’s a complete fucking faggot. Can count on one hand the number of times he’s actually posted about football in here, usually it’s posting about schizos or his hilarious comedy routines
>>151334452We don't sign our posts here
>>151334840Whichever Anon gave him the stand-up definition got it spot on. I called him the Limpet Leaf at first because he clung on to people.>>151334889Take a look for yourself you sad cunt: >>151292334
>Pool's gonna extend SlotGrim. Richard Hughes is literally massacring the club for the next 20 years.
>>151334613i played the gaem(as mark kikebridge says) but watching footy for so long without actually playing it you forget the stark difference between watching the pitch from an elevated camera position which shows you everything in full three dimensions compared to being a player on the pitch where your eyes can mostly see just X and Y axis, it's so much harder to spot your teammates runs, spot offsides, play long throw balls etc, that's why good creative no.10s are a rarity imo.
Floppian Auschwirtz and Analxander Peesack IN> 007: NO TIME TO SCORE
https://x.com/LeagueOne25/status/1977376608722866279
>>151333334City couldn't compete with Liverpool (who famously don't spend money) unfortunately.
>>151336212Isak is a fraud. Arsenal tier player.Wirtz is good, but weak mind. A complete pussy even.But the source of the problem is Slot. That guy purchased success and still manages to choke. Imagine if Klopp had his budget.
>>151332257You kicked out the Dutch and now you're bringing them back. Why? They're the living embodiment of failure.
>>151336472>Imagine if Klopp had his budgetWouldn't matter. First of all Klopp wouldn't spend that kind of money (said so himself) and it's Hughes and Edward spending (blowing) it anyway. Edwards has been living off that Salah signing for about 10 years now. The amount of hype he gets for identifying "hidden gems" and signing them at a "snip" should be investigated as equally as the amount of protection Wirtz gets in the media.
>>151330069>OzilMate, he was a lazy overpaid fuck when he was in England.
>>151336231Good banter
Tuchel to United? Yay or nay?
the zuck must step in
>>151338295Nobody cares, Neil
>>151338295
>>151339276Fun fact that girl in the Bristol Rovers shirt was dating someone I knew
>>151339517Did she go to games?
>>151339600Yeah
>Klopp wouldn't spend that kind of money Notorious pauper Klopp buying Darwin for a low price of €100m
>LOOK AT ME I HAVE A VAGINA AND WATCH FOOTY AREN'T I COOL, NOW FOLLOW ME INSTA Notice how most of the pickme football slags are conventionally attractive even if they're average. Simps should've gatekept the sport but they're too limp wristed for that.
>Jack Wilshere has agreed to sign at Luton Town as new head coach
>>151342729is head coach the manager
Puskas was born 98 years ago so unfortunately within the Century of Wirtz
>>151339276Kej, w*men are too unintentionally funny
>>151334613Imagine the league without Brighton bringing in talent.
>>151339517Quite the forehead on her.
i love women pundits, get me a woman to tell me about the game
>>151343257Yeah, it was called 2016
>>151335818holy shit is that a good, well informed, rational post in /epl/
Agieroooooooooo
i hate wanna punch saka + wirtz
>>151330069Half this list are shitters bruh
>>151330131Is that why he’s so good?
>>151336822He was bretty gud until he got his first contract extension then he played like a washed turkroach bum
>>151346779he was physically washed by then and it showed a lot more when he kept getting injured when he's playing in turkey
this general has been r/soccercirclejerk for the past year
>>151342311He also wanted Caicedo for 300M
>>151343476not enought (you)s for me to keep providing these nuanced high value takes though :/
>>151348124true didn't they put a record bid in for caicedo and got BREAKING: SNUBBED?
>>151348160all of us played. your post was right but everyone knows thatthere's only one person in /epl/ who played full 90s, and he even played against tim ream. our hero... but when we needed him most he disappeared.
>>151348574Wait....what? He played against *the* Tim Ream? Former Fulham defender of the month?
>>151348574I-i miss him........truly all the good gimmick posters have gone away.
>>151350017yes. he played a full 90 against tim ream, professional footballer (we call it soccer player but you know what i mean)>>151350884he's gone... maybe someday he will return to educate us... because only he knows what it's like to play a full 90 against a professional footballer...
>bruce arena is still an active managerman, i remember his 1st usmnt stint.
>>151351591you type like a mbeumobro....
>>151352180that united loser? nah idc about himjust sad... about our long lost tim ream poster...
>>151347025Not nearly enough Indians for that to be the case
>>151352495they're here they've just "assimilated"
playing the witcher 3 for first time and am not sure why this game is considered the best thing since sliced bread? it's okay but nothing special
bc it's reddit and reddit loves rpgs
was too busy cheering my people being freed to post at 5amcan't seethe with so much good news
>>151352773Lovely atmosphere and characters, its my weak spot. Wasted countless hours just exploring the world.
>Tottenham midfielder and noted Fat Ange disliker Yves Bissouma's nightmare season has continued after he was stretchered off while on international duty. >The 29-year-old is yet to play a competitive minute for Spurs under Thomas Frank, having picked up an injury in training ahead of the first Premier League match of the campaign against Burnley.
>>151353294plausible>>151353402maybe need to play it a bit more.
My stepdad is a lifelong United supporter.Asked him how he thought the season was going, he said he doesn't watch any more and can't pronounce half the players names so stopped caring.
>>151353508frank tried to sell him and wasnt going to play him anyway
ranger fans at least can take a solace that this very good manager in Patrick Kluivert will soon be available to be hired on free
>>151353352lmao dumb pali
>>151334613Mad to think those two are good mates and this for them was probably similar to seeing and old chum on a work trip and hanging out for a couple of hours.
>>151353539fairweather glory supporting fag i support liverpool (even through the hodgson years) but the support started to die when i realized how cringe football fans were and how my fanbase was but i still know the players etc. didn't celebrate the ucl and league wins thoughbeit
>>151353561also i still watch every game but don't care as much when they lose or win and i don't troll/have twitter bants with rival fag fans
i support my team so i can dunk on my Real madrid and uefalona customer friends when we beat them in the ucl/they choke out.
>>151334613where is blud going
>Former Arsenal and England midfielder Jack Wilshere has been named manager of League One side Luton Town.
>Newcastle United's secret tactic to ensure Alexander Isak flopped at Liverpool >Ex-Newcastle midfielder Jeff Hendrick has suggested keeping him on Tyneside until the dying embers of the window was a deliberate ploy to affect his form. >"I wouldn't be surprised if there was a little bit of tactics involved. Let's send him to Liverpool not fit. He won't have had a proper pre-season. They're going to have to get him fit." Eddie's a genius!
>>151353691bvsed
>>151353691>jeff hendrick has retiredHuh didnt know that
>>151353561He supported them in 73/74/75 and said the away days were amazing, some of the best times of his life. Said he just doesn't recognise the team as part of the club any more
>>151353659They'll suit league 2
>>151353659Good luck to him. Its weird to see players switch to management. When i see Ancelotti for example, i never think of him as an ex-player, he was always a manager to me.
>>151353659>Non-leagueFuck off, m9
It's over. Who is the back-up to the back-up? Who the fuck replaces Kane and Watkins? Abraham? He's dead. Toney? Saudi mong. That leaves Lolanke and Nshita.
>>151353762Kane can play, if his knock's that bad then why was he arsing around on media duties playing NFL during training https://www.goal.com/en/lists/harry-kane-nfl-skills-eberechi-eze-touchdown-england-training/bltd37d9434295df45b
>>151353762>watkins out of england squaddidnt they get him in prison
>>151353765Oh. Well my question still stands, who plays if both are injured?>>151353767Cheeky
>>151353772Bowen & Rashford It's not the position of concern, it's more the defence
>>151353774youre right its going to be rashford aint itgrim
>>151353772They called up Spurs legend Dane Scarlett to senior training today so could see him come on (seriously doubt he'll start but who knows) https://x.com/England/status/1977672494011310382
>>151353402why didn't you use that time to explore how to get a woman instead, anon?
>>151353774>RashfordI forgot about that mong, so yeah you're right. Funny thing is that I saw this question asked on Talkshite and nobody mentioned Rashford lmao. Also the defence is the position of concern? I think the defence is fine t b h.>>151353777He is shit, sadly. It'd be Delap if he wasn't injured. Scarlett went to Championship on loan and did crap.
>>151353774me fucking you in the ass, try and defend that
oh he's seething don't bore us with 'I-I couldn't sleep' blogging today
>>151353772England have a bunch of attacking midfielders and most of them are going to be sitting on the bench since you can't fit them all in the starting XI. In a pinch, you could always play one of them as a false 9.
>>151353784bit gay.
>>151353762Toney is based and Solanke is better than Morata (Spanish)
>>151353790Bellingham clearly wants to be a FW so I'd say play him.>>151353796Yeah but Toney isn't being picked is he? Apparently Kane is fine so he'll play tomorrow, but it's a bit weird.
>>151353791yeah bit gay if you can't defend yourself and let another man sexually violate you like that lmao
>Ryan Gravenberch has handed Liverpool a fresh injury concern ahead of their clash with Manchester United after helping edge Holland nearer the World Cup. Gravenberch was replaced at half-time as the Dutch romped to a 4-0 win over Finland on Sunday night to remain top of their qualifying group. >Holland boss Ronald Koeman later revealed the Reds midfielder had been substituted for "hamstring problems". Now the best player's out
>>151353800>Toney isn't being picked is he?Depends how the next year goes, the Spurs interest in bringing him back to the PL seems legitimate enough so he could be in with an outside chance for the WC. Seems risky though.
>>151353808Lads, it's Manchester United.
>>151353808already sandbagging ahead itty bitty yanited.
>>151353808alisson is out?
>>151353837Yes? He's out for another three weeks.
>>151353837Alisson got injured for 6-8 weeks about three weeks ago. It's a major reason they lost those games. It was kinda big news because of how good he is for Pool.
>>151353838is he?
>>151353842Yep. Potential return is end of the month.
>The Athletic asked agents to vote for the worst signings of the summer. They voted Sesko as No.1
>>151353853have they been playing tesco? forget he exists
>>151353861Yes, he avoided 007 by scoring on his seventh game.
>>151353853Weird, he scored goals, unlike Worstz.
>>151353841>>151353843but why?
>>151353853Wirtz must have the footballing world's version of Epstein's files.
>>151353853>he made it up
not bad picks to be fair
>>151353909>he made it up
>>151353932Trafford is bad because sitting on the bench when could have been playing every week for Newcastle, according to one agent. Why did City even need Donna? Was Ederson actually that bad?
>>151353808Honestly I have no sympathy for Liverpool. If you spend half a million strengthening a title-winning side, you really should be able to cope with injuries. The main reason City have been so dominant in the past decade is precisely because they knew how to strengthen their squad when they were on top (instead of just buying marketable star players).
>>151353762member Rashford at centre forward?I member
>>151353949Ederson got pozzed over the summer and returned to training looking like a 50 year old drug addict
>>151353866He's injured mate
>>151353782Spurs academy/U21s could field a lower-mid table Championship side. Total joke they haven't sold any of them yet.
>>151353853>>151353932>The Athletic asked agents to vote for the worst signings of the summerI wonder how much of an impact his own agent had on their ratings after those media reports that he's an arsehole. He clearly isn't the worst signing.
>>151354021>pozzedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4FOQCp4K-I
>>151353932>BuonanotteHe's on loan, kekIs it what's worst for the player or the club?
James Trafford hahahahahaha
OI AM A MADMAN UNO
mamadashvili is shit bc valencia lost 7-1 or summat
>>151339276I agree with all of those
>England legend Sir Geoff Hurst labels Jude Bellingham's dad an 'absolute disgrace' after he confronted Borussia Dortmund coach who subbed Jobe off early Probably best we don't deal with the Bellendhams when it comes to the national squad.
>>151354180You just know that Geoff hates seeing any blacks in the England team.
>Jordan Pickford's new long-term contract at Everton will be the biggest contract in club history Copied verbatim, can't tell what it means. Surely not biggest wage? Assume it means longest but he's 31 already so maybe 9 years.
>>151354232why not biggest wage
>>151354232journalists love sensationalism. surely it's some terms or whatever
>>151354232>>1513542374 year deal and he is already their highest paid player other than grealish, doubt they are doubling pickfords wage to be bigger so i would guess theyre excluding loans or are city paying some of the loan?
>>151353762Bowen could do it. You could play anyone there. Tommy Tooks will figure it out. Eze false 9 situation. There's loads of ways.
I really hope Belgium FC beat Wales FC tonight, now that we have another golden generation it would suck if we don't even qualify for the world cup
>>151353949Trafford deal is good because Newcastle were in for him and got Ramsdale on loan instead. Now City can sell Trafford back to them for Livramento, who was their real target all along. Trafford would've been a decent starter but Donnarumma only became available later on and he's obviously an upgrade, so it's unfortunate for Trafford, but tough competition is expected at this level. Also yes Ederson was getting really bad, he was switched off and not all there mentally. Was getting immense hate from the fans for losing the Al Hilal game. His wife was getting death threats even.
>>151354320your sheep are about to get shagged lad
>>151354321>City can sell Trafford back to them for LivramentoNo deal
>>151354329You'll do as you told GB like you did with the biggest legend in your entire history Alexander "not being sold no matter what" Isak
>>151354329He's crocked now anyway, you don't want that shitty fullback. get yourself a proper fullback like Matheus Nunes available now for cheap price just for you
watching wwe and can't help but come back to the thread and laugh at how tragic wirtz is
>>151354360based bandit
is wwe just constantly running on a loop in the UK with occasional breaks for the Simpsons?
Trafford going to City was just bizarre, there's no evidence he'll ever be at PL standard let alone City standard
ah it's alri the women are wrestling and i aren't watching that slop lmao wirtz more like shartz what a shit cunt
do feel a bit sorry for scousers, they had to deal with jotas passing and now they have to deal with wirtzs passing
I told you guys Pool would crash and burn brutally because Galacticos windows never pan out but you didn't listen.
anyone else not having wrestling trunks growing up so you had to watch wwf in your tighty whities?
yo i saw a 15 year old paki say that on x and i was howling hahah wirtz passing
>>151354379>Pool
>>151354379Thank /bundes/ from us for ripping off Liverpool
>>151354384>X
>>151354299See now this is why you have Maguire in the squad.
>>151354058Unironically it's just Spurs and Brighton that are building armies of talent in their academies. A combined team of teenagers from both clubs would win League One and likely finish top half of the Championship
it's been like 6 games alri haaland is the only good player in this farmer league
why should england fans be crying, it's latvia bruvu don't need a striker inni
>>151353762There's another Harry, a Harry that bangs goals
>>151354416blud tried to sneak spurs in dere
>>151354435>n-tv
>>151354431bro fuckin sharted that cunt what a bennuldy
>>151354435I forgot how much Kloppo looked like a bad animatronic
>>151354448He was the most mocked footballer, possibly personally, in the country at the time. School kids shouting "Harry Maguire" constantly. He was unphased and just blasted that pen home while the more urban lads all let the nation down. He remained humble.
>>151354466he wouldn't have to shoot a penalty if his shit defending didn't cause England to concede
>>151354400>us
>>151354435>and at some point
chat are barzil cooked? they named a city after wirtz florianopolis hell nah
>>151354490>barzil
>>151354474The fault was Grealish for missing an empty net.
Estevão vs Salah
>>151354494Don't blame Grealish. He's White and cute.
>>151354498Mbeumo vs Kudus
>>151354516Bruno vs Foden
>>151354524Simons vs Wirtz
>>151354498>more key passes out less actionsefficient salah >kudus mbeumo kudus>bruno fodenfoden is arse bruno been good
>>151354529>>151354524wirtz playing like foden lmoa
>All these hipster graphs Nobody cares lol bro
yadiddamean fatuuuu
>>151354336Do you think “GB” has a direct say in Newcastle’s transfers or something?
>>151354551don't tell me there's another one joining the coconut community theatre
https://x.com/DexxterUtd/status/1977653131917054100?t=vOm2iQtUZ-f1nZz7e5saRA&s=19>pissnaldo
>>151354558idk mate i've never been to the theatre
>Arsenal captain Martin Odegaard not expected to return to action until after the November international break due to MCL injury. Set to miss a minimum of nine key games for club and country.
>>151354564The original negger
>Liverpool midfielder Florian Wirtz ruled out tonight for Germany's match against Northern Ireland, after an ankle sprain suffered during training. It is estimated that Wirtz will be on a flight back to Liverpool shortly in order to start recovery.
>>151354599KWAB
>>151354599What having 5 noshows (Portugal, France, Slovakia, N. Ireland and Luxembourg) does to a mfer
>>151354488He still has the rest of the century left tbf
holy cannoli bayley's tits
>>151354599Liverpool had their pants pulled down over this cunt.
We're winning the league because arsenal can't keep their players fit. Simple as.
>>151354805
>>151354805>>151354810Imagine if they started kissing through the bars haha…
simp general
>>151354886We don't sign our posts here.
Joe Gomez and Florian Wirtz combined have scored 0 premier league goals in 158 apps
>>151355009but enough about what people say when they bully (you) on 4chan
Freddie Woodman and Florian Wirtz combined have scored 0 premier league goals in 12 years of premier league experience
>>151352773it's shitt. a pole
my favourite wrestling pundit has the same amount of premier league goals as wirtz, and he's in a wheelchair
>>151355129You got done LOL 4chan is your life, bore us with your sleep pattern blog again btw
Florian Wirtz
>>151355155Now type that without crying
>>151355129>>151355155>>151355438a real battle of wits (or wirtz as it wirtz (were hehe))
Flo Rida Wirtz
Lads.Who's the back up?
>>151355531someone made this joke earlier you unfunny mongrel
>>151355544we don't sign our posts here
>>151355570turn your monitor on
>>151355579so you DO know
after he scores I'm going to call him deflorian wirtz
>>151355658i'm gonna deflower you if you don't shut the fuck up
>>151355466>>151355621My sides!!!! You are absolutely hilarious xD. You should get your own standup show at the fringe!!
>>151355679call me bobby kelly :3
>>151355679I feel like you might be putting me on, but if not I've always considered myself to be a bit of a standup (and this is where I hone my craft, a sharpening of my blade as it were)
a perfect circle - judith
a wirtz circle - judith
>>151355705>>151355716we don't sign our posts here
>>151355691Forgot to switch your VPN
>>151355696xD that’s hilarious, you’re so funny!
>>151355734thanks, I like to fashion myself after some of the British greats, mostly handpicked selections from your mr beans' and segments of your fast shows
>>151355734>>151355679all this anger because you were reminded not to sign your posts once or twice?
>>151355721We actually do sign our posts here you fat gay foreign cunt - Barry
>>151355753I'll Barry my fist in your ear hehe
>>151355746Omg Mr Bean, I get that reference xD. That’s hilarious!
>>151355725idk which vpn works on 4chan :3
>>151355773I'll recommend you some privately, I'm colinhuntfan69 on the 'cord
>>151355789wanna goon over blake monroe together on cam?
>>151355806bayley is my waifu I could never
>>151355531thought he was Welsh
>>151355544Imagine being here 24hrs a day. You must fucking stink.>>151356006Don't think that was proven in court.
>>151355531>watkinsthat was also his first question on a date
Pray for Germany - Pray for Wirtz
Cape Verde have just taken the lead and will qualify for the world cup in 45 minutes if they win. There is no thread for this.
>>151356600sorry 'keeping tabs' anon I haven't been paying close attention, however I just took a look and have to Benin is serious or nothing to worry about (iykyk)
>>151356600do eswatini still call themselves swaziland or is it a netherlands holland situation
>>151356727>eswatinisounds like a fintech company
>>151356699don't think i'm the anon you're thinking of>>151356727they're down as eswatini yeah2-0 welcome to the fifa world cup GREEN COAST
>>151356760interesting, i was keeping tabs (also not that anon) and they are using SWZ for their name
>>151356797How curiousAlso got the Cameroon game on (been watching both since half time) and they've been battering Angola but cannot score. Banana into the playoffs.
>>1513566007-2-1 in qualifiers not fucking bad
>>151355531aw, I loved H from Steps
so 'keeping tabs' anon is trying to shake the moniker and I'll respect that
>>151357055if it was keeping tabs anon we would have had a rundown on swaziland skull shape
>Ilkay Gundogan believes calling Florian Wirtz "a transfer flop" is "completely exaggerated" after his start to life in the Premier League with Liverpool. >"I would like to see a bit more in-depth analysis here - and not just focus on the bare assists and goals. I'm sure the goals and assists will come very soon - if not in October, then from November onwards." No goals or assists for Wirtz in the next 3 weeks and that's confirmed by his mate Gundogan
Anime won
>>151357117>demon slayercool name
>I'm sure the goals and assists will come, very soon, any second now, they are right around the corner, in 2 weeks, any day now
>>151357108>What's his xBackheel tho?
>>151356317Do NOT mention his laptop password.
IRA IRAAAAAAAA ZOMBIE ZOMBIE EEE
>>151358019can you fuck offyou always come in here with your gay german posts
>>151358040Cunt is never on topic either.
>>151355531Injured because he got cut inside.
More JF seething over the PL: https://comofootball.com/en/club-statement-on-potential-serie-a-game-in-perth/>We understand that this journey may demand sacrifices in convenience, comfort, and routine. Yet sometimes sacrifice is essential, not for individual benefit but for the greater good, for growth, and above all, for the survival of the league itself.>We have all seen what happens when a league fails to evolve. In France, the collapse of the domestic broadcasting deal left clubs in turmoil, players unpaid, and fans disheartened. French football is still struggling to recover from that setback.>We must ask ourselves honestly how we can retain our best players, build competitive teams, and attract the world’s elite to Serie A if we do not adapt. This is not a matter of greed. Most clubs in Italy are not profitable. It is about ensuring survival, and building a future where Serie A remains competitive, respected, and globally admired.>Our goal is clear. We want to restore Serie A to the glory it enjoyed in the 1990s, when Italian football was the most watched, most respected, and most loved league in the world. To achieve that, we must evolve, unite, and make Serie A the talk around the globe again.Quite possibly some of the most delusional tripe I have ever read. Embarrassing that a club that has had a grand total of 14 seasons in Serie A is able to control the discourse like this.
>>151357639Graham Rix had the same one
>NIR - GERmhm, not a very inclusive from fifa.
>>151358181inb4 that screenshot gets postedthe country code NIG is used by Niger and Germany has never played them in football irl
>>151358252Kek.
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>>151358359I think it's from the 2010 WC game
Tired of these international breaks
isakbros...woltemade is humiliating us...
At the age when Wirtz won the double with Leverkusen, Woltemade was playing on loan in the German third tier for a season.It is unclear how well he will perform in the Champions League. He has not played in the competition because Stuttgart did not include him in their squad for it last season. He has not yet scored against big teams, his most important goal coming in the cup final against the third-tier side Arminia Bielefeld.He is a player with virtually no track record. At the European Under-21 Championship this summer, he was the top scorer – one of the oldest players in one of the oldest teams. The best footballers, such as Lamine Yamal, Bellingham, Jamal Musiala and Wirtz, do not take part in such tournaments having long since outgrown the level.Woltemade is unpredictable, his dribbling, passing and shooting are not found in the textbooks; they are unique, with no international comparison. Unlike other top players, his centre of gravity is rarely at the centre of the movement. He thrives on his free spirit and self-confidence and seems to want to reinvent the game at No 9.But he has not yet developed any consistency or patterns – not in his first touch, not in his combination play, not in his timing on headers, not in his shooting. His goals are not the logical consequence of excellent actions and skills. His excellence is not repeatable. And he still has to prove that he can last 50 games in a season, because he is tall but not robust.The €85m (£73.5m) that Newcastle are paying for Woltemade is therefore a gamble. For the player, the new contract is a once-in-a-lifetime project. He wanted to go to Bayern Munich, and when someone else paid the asking price, he went there. The owners from Saudi Arabia and the club’s management are new to the business. In a gold rush atmosphere, mistakes are made and miracles are believed in.
>>151359090>Woltemade is unpredictable, his dribbling, passing and shooting are not found in the textbooks; they are unique, with no international comparison. Unlike other top players, his centre of gravity is rarely at the centre of the movement. He thrives on his free spirit and self-confidence and seems to want to reinvent the game at No 9.Why we love him. The goal posts may as well be jumpers for him.
Kosovo beating the two best strikers in the premiership
>The new independent football regulator has published plans for a licensing regime that it says "will go further than anything currently in place by assessing the full financial picture of a club".>For the first time, all 116 clubs across the top five divisions of the men's game in England will be required to hold a licence to compete from 2027-28.>Being granted one will depend on submitting financial plans, meeting corporate governance standards, and consulting directly with fans on key matters.>Under its proposals, the IFR would have the power to cap clubs' spending, and require them to reduce their debt.>Clubs will need to apply for a provisional licence from next season in what newly appointed IFR chair David Kogan said was "a transformational change".
>>151355658>deflorian
Another disasterclass for Wirtz
>>151360000wait til 5am buckonice quads btw
Arsewogbros...I thought Txeireiriseisixiieski only buys world class players...I thought we had London class...why is our striker shitted and flopped??? ffs...
>5.9was he playing in his jeans again
Pissakbros...Gyokoventrybros...it's looking grim
JDT clearly transferred their powers to based hojlund
oooo talkSHITE saying Woltemade dived today. Eddie's taught him well!
Dave having another melty
Did german deliberately play slow or NI suddenly got better? Cant believe they only won 1-0
>>151360350Arteta Finally Got His Manthey didn't buy gyokeres to play football or put up sofascore ratings, they bought him to score goals and when you watch him play 90 minutes of football you think to yourself: now there's a player that's on the pitch solely to score goals
>sweden dead last in the group that has kosovo and slovenia
It took 5 games for the effects to show but Man United have officially had a better window than Arsenal and Liverpool. Liverpool may genuinely get relegated.
>>151358089not wrong though are theythe premier league financial dominance over football is clearly not a good thing for the wider game
>>151358089Serie A was the original big money oil league, do they think players were going there in the 90s to see the sights? They were paying more than anyone else could dream of at the time because they had major oil backing, that's why so many of the clubs are in the shit now
>>151362218>not wrong though are theyThey're completely wrong. Playing matches in fucking Australia will not solve the disparity.
>gyokeres and isak flop>woltemade and sesko succeedingBased timeline
>>151362233I do like that the apparent reason the French league is dead is not because of QATARWINSLOL, but because the league didn't "evolve".
>>151359090>The €85m (£73.5m) that Newcastle are payingThey aren't though.
maybe eddie meme wasnt a meme after all
>>151319281M'boombo is my favorite Pokemon
>>151362494Didn't Ligue 1 have really good parity before PSG came along too?
>>1513628978 different winners (counting Marseille's stripped 1993 title) in 10 seasons, followed by>lyonwinslolthen 6 different winners in 6 seasons including Lyon's last titlethen just 2 non-PSG titles since 2013
>>151359090Florian Wirtz is a once in a century talent, please just give him more time. He still has nearly 99 years and 10 months to live up to his potential.
>>151363185Some nice variety in there with multiple multiple winners.A shame how many of these leagues would be interesting without the one club that ruins it
some great atmosphere from nornwembley makes me depressed
so how many zimbabwean dollars liverpool will spend to get woltemade next season now that isak experiment has proven to be a fraud?
>>151364864>>151364898how ominous
Yeah Liverpool are getting relegated
>>151364898the rat is pleased with himself
>Ashley buying Wednesday
>>151368140it's monday man get your head right
>>151364898>>151364864I though Sweden played Kosovo, ngl
FLORIAN WIRTZ IS DOG CRAP!
Athletic to Wirtz: he's a real fighter, his number doesn't explain his underlying statsAthletic to Sesko: HE'S DA WORST SIGNING OF LAST TRANSFER WINDOW
>>151371830>Flirting_vs_Harassment.jpg
still the international break then
>>151372892in about 10 bongs and 45 bings i invite to witness the most SOVLful match of any int break you ever witnessed, it will be iraq vs saudi arabia, good vs evil, shia vs sunni, the forces of light vs the light of dark.the stakes? couldn't be any higher, the winner gets a ticker to the WC.the history? bloody, the 2007 asian cup final still fresh as ever in the minds of these saudis.they want blood, and by gods the shall have it.
>>151373056the football? extremely low quality.might give it a whirl though cheers lad sounds like a potential bloodbath
>>151373086>>151373086
>>151373056same time as the england match albeit
>>151373078nothing but brexit tackles and hoofing it to the lad up front, we all need a little shift from the modern woke non stop passing footy.>>151373092oh is it? sucks :/
>>151373056based promo ngl
