Bahamaschizo Eternally BTFO ed.>Sunday scores: https://plaintextsports.com/nfl/>Loins @ Choof to-nite
>>1513451851st for realignmentNew South DivisionCowboysTexansSaintsTennessee >Southeast DivisionJaguarsFalconsBuccaneersDolphins>Central DivisionVikingsPackersBearsColts>Mason Dixon DivisionPanthersBengalsRavensRedskins>Colonial DivisionPatriotsGiantsJetsEagles>Rustbelt DivisionSteelersBillsLionsBrowns>Western DivisionRaidersBroncosCardinalsChiefs>West Coast DivisionSeahawks49e4wChargersRams
We fucking suck
>>151345261You can't put teams that share a stadium in the same division. That's a scheduling nightmare.Go back to the drawing board.
>>151345362And you improved greatly this week
Rams
We back
ZOMG GUIZE WE BEAT THE BUNGLES BY 9!
>>151345261Shouldn't have two new york teams in the colonial, replace one of them with the skins
>>151345409Lil boy ass
>>151345393improved our draft position
>>151345442Do you really think one draft pick turns things around for you guys?
The jets don't stand a chance next week right? We are basically 4-3. I can start hoping for a wildcard spot.
who is moving up and down bros?
>I want Mahomes to drop a patty in my mouth>I want Joshie to Buffalo my bussy>I want Bo's Dix in my anus>I want Jalen to tush push my shit in>I want Kendrick to rush my angus with his Lamar>I want Jaxon's Dart in my mouth>I want Jayden Daniels to commandeer my angus>I want Tua to concuss my penis head>I want Mayfield to bake a baby in my bussy>I want to ride cowboy on Dak's Poopscott>Aaron Rodgers>I want Trevor to pounce on my bussy like a jaggy>I want Jordan to pack his Love inside me>I want Matt to Pua his Stafford in my mouthWhy is every /nfl/ genny like this?
>>151345433You don't need to post what you're staring at, packtard.
The 49ers should trick the Jets into giving up multiple first rounders for Mac Jones in the offseason and then use their picks to fully rebuild the offensive line in the draft.
>>151345466no
Confirmed Frauds>Chiefs>Eagles>Ravens Highly Sus>Packers>Vikings>JagsI'm keeping my eye on you >Bills>Rams>Broncos
>>151345485Mac Jones should be knocked off the mountain unless Nick is still in his Purdy hater arc.
>>151345485Dart, rodgers upHurts, tua down
Imagine being such an annoying shitbag you get custom memes about you.
>>151345509>>I want Mayfield to bake a baby in my bussyi say this and look like this thoughbeit
>>151345574just acquire a woman brain and your lust for attention will earn you some custom memes
>>151345509it's funny
I'm going to ask kay adams out on a date
>>151345261why do you retarded fucks need to be reminded that teams that share a stadium and NEVER be in the same division as that is two game worth of lost revenue...Let me do a PROPER realignment map
>>151345485Bryce Young and Dart replace Tua and Rattler. Tua down one, Bustin Fields gone
>>151345553Colts are frauds
>>151345600>lust for attentionThis is a big problem on the internet.
>>151345509because spuh anons have no identity and need to latch onto a qb to feel like somebody
*Sucks Teeth*>Watchu mean THROW nigga
>don't tread on m-ACK
>>151345574Enough about the kiwi
>>151345671>His smile and optimism: goneSeriously, though, that game was embarrassing for everyone involved.
>>151345651>problemwould you bother posting if no one ever replied to you or didn't even read your posts at all?
how many 1st round picks are already busts?
>>151345261
>>151345745Maye looks phenomenal but he's last yearDart looks great
>>151345745none, because it's way too early. but if i had to choose one, it would be that tight end the dumb fuck bears took at like #10 overall
>>151345745Me. Still scored far more TDs and played real football unlike you armchair cucks
>>151345743The difference is I'm not a trip/namefag nor "the kiwi" or "the Bahamian".
WHO YA CALLING BUSTIN?
>>151345691That shit hurts.
>>151345482We can get another 5 easy wins (Jets, Saints x 2, 49ers on Monday Night Football, Falcons) and always have the potential to get 1-2 upsetsWe could actually finish 9-8 or 10-7 this year and grab a Wild Card spot :)
>>151345885>The lowest point of the season... so far.
Still not a Bryce Dung believer cuh
Refbros, we're back in action
>>151346015He has the clutch gene.
the fuck is he wearing?
>>151346015>wins the Super Bowl this year>"still not good cuh"Losers stay losing lmao
>>151345261>>151345391Here you go.>NFC North and South stay the same>Raven, Raiders, Cowboys and Cardinals switch Conferences>AFC South becomes Florida v Texas the division with an in-state rival>NFC East is renamed to I-95>Steeler join the AFC East and has travelling symmetry with the Bills>properly divide the AFC South and North> all teams have a division opponent they can drive to with the exception of the west because the west
>>151346091>Milhouse tier flood pants>Tee too long for hoodie>Are those fucking AF1???? What year is it???
>>151346091Those are unmistakably the garmets of a true Black man. Whitey will never understand true fashion.
the chiefs are so bad the refs aren't even hiding the refball anymore
>>151346091Tech wear from the late 2010's. All he needs is the Fish mouth hoodie>t. techwear enjoyer
Fire every single referee and start over
>>151346076Reminder that the cowsois secondary gave up 450 yards to old man rus and 4 TDS to Gayleb Williams
>>151346228>talking about 1 game>"b-but this other game that happened!"Sybau
>>151345485>Fields on the mountain at all
>>151345261>>151346142aligning teams according to geography = GAYaligning teams according to how much they hate eachother = REAL MAN'S FOOBAW
>>151346228but still held Hurts to 150 yds and 0 tdswhat a shitter
>hurr durr refball!APOLOGIZE
>>151346313I think he literally rode the week 1 performance until tonight.
I love Bakey so much it's unreal
Chiefs are wey concern to booty blast di lions and usual suspects go still complain wey concern refball. Mahomes na number one, no you fashi it
>Jordan Love isn't clut-APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>151346142Here is a Map if this helps
>>151346294It's more damming than anything else if Bryce only looks l33t vs the retardnals and dem sois. Wake me up when he isn't being embarrassed by a real defense.
>>151346316Aligning teams where fans bases and tailgate and shit talk with each for over 10 hours on Sundays = BASEDThere is NO reason outside of gang violence that the Commandskins/Ravens, Cowboys/Texans and Jags/Dolphins can not have a great rivalry
non-ball knowers will think this is refball
>>151346228>>151346449Panthers have glue eater Legette at reciever who dropped a would be game winning touchdown at the eagles last year. Bryce is absolutely clutch, his shit team just holds him back. Now the panthers have a defense and McMillan they will start to win games.
>>151345885>Have to watch 11 games of FieldsShit...
>>151346522the cope is that they aren't allowed to throw a flag after the fact as part of the scoring review but it's such an obscure rule i don't really blame them in this instance
>>151346142>>151345261Consider an expanded league>NFC EastPhilly EaglesWashington CommiesNew York GiantsCarolina PanthersAtlanta FalconsTampa Bay Bucs>NFC CentralChicago BearsDetroit LionsGreen Bay PackersMinnesota VikingsNew Orleans Saints*Oklahoma Twisters*>NFC WestLA RamsSF NinersSeattle SeahawksArizona CardinalsDallas Cowboys*Portland Thorns*>AFC EastNew England PatriotsBuffalo BillsNew York JetsMiami DolphinsJacksonville JaguarsBaltimore Ravens>AFC CentralPittsburgh SteelersCincinnati BengalsCleveland Browns*St. Louis Stags*Indianapolis ColtsTennessee Titans>AFC WestSan Diego ChargersLas Vegas RaidersDenver BroncosHouston TexansKansas City Chiefs*Oakland Tuskers*
>>151346076I saw some stat where he has like 9 come from behind victories which is way more than anyone else since he's been drafted. It's even funnier cause he only has like 11 wins in total
>>151346449We don't have Chuba Hubbard our RB1, Jalen Coker our WR2, JaTavion Sanders our TE1, Robert Hunt our best Center, or Taylor Moton our best Right Tackle. We played our backups and still won. Imagine Bryce Young with his best weapons, he'd have 6 TDs instead of only 3 this game.
>>151345185God I wish my Patties drafted Ladd instead of... well you know.
I believe in Joe Flacco
What do YOU say when you see a Jewish boy kicked on the streets of New York?
Don't look now but my Chiefs are already booty blasting the Loins.
>>151346621Bryce has 8 game winning drives iirc. He has 9 wins.
>>151346646i wish you'd get paralyzed from the neck down
>>151346648i mean he already looks 10x better than brownig
MAHOMES TO XAVIER WORTHY TOUCHDOWNTHE CHIEFS ARE BACK
wtf da flu posters i thought the big bad chiefs were dead
>>151346619>Still trying to keep teams in the same conference even at the detriment of location, fanbases and schedulingIt is okay for teams to move conferences. it is really the most common type of alignment change in league history. Also, expansion will not work as the TV deals is where most of the money comes from and having "smaller" markets means the TV deals will be worse. look at the MLB right now
>>151346329That was a case where the eye in the sky should have overruled it in real time. Along with that clear catch and fumble that was ruled incomplete.
>>151346522what was the penalty here I haven't been watching
what's his name again?
>>151346753you're not supposed to score a TD before the chiefs, goy
>>151346758KWAB
>>151346753illegal formation because goof motioned after being under center
>>151346329What about the fumble?
>>151346698Whoa, don't be so fucking cunty.
rooting for the lions even though i hate them
>>151346642And it would still mean jack shit bc dem sois secondary has been gashed by almost everyone they've played so far this season.
Uh oh lionsissies.... our booties are being blasted.
>>151346823I want the Chiefs to miss the playoffs so badly
LIONS BILLS OWL PLEASE!
kek, how fucking mad is he?
>>151346884Too bad we're winning our division after Rice gets back :)
>>151346892Lions v Colt Owl
>>151346691Yea that sounds right, thank you for correcting me
It's going to be Chiefs Eagles again :)
>>151346664Nothing. I would listen to what they had to say. And that's what no one else did.
>>151346634Wouldn't have happened if you could hit manlets and halfmen with shoulderpads to the chest or head
>>151346935>>151346892>>151346966Not so fast.
>>151346923he's going to get his whip
>>151345185The Mayeflower just keeps winning
>>151346892>Bills
>>151345261>southeast division>falcons having to walk into a state dominated by three (3) division rivals
>Buncos and Chorgers tiedProblem?
>>151346923The Cowsoys pass rush looked really fucking anemic if that terrible manlet styled on them that hard. Maybe Dallass should consider trading for some kind of defensive end talent
Literally the only thing he is lacking is volume stats. He will have more rings than Brady.
Mahomes is literally better than Brady in every way
>>151347026I have three cats that look like this and say that
>>151347094>he deliberately omitted mahomes
>>151347094Bakey confirmed future Owl winner?
>>151347079well.. almost every way
Why does NBC keep playing this commercial during a nationally broadcast NFL game?
>>151347052>He will have more rings than Brady.truth be told, if he ends up with more rings than Brady, then it all but confirms the NFL is rigged and is just the NBA with Extra steps. Which is the direction the league has been going to quite a while.
>>151347126
>>151347126>flyover in charge of reading comprehension :/
>>151347159Stupid anime poster
>1-1 against Joe Flaccohooray
>>151347158How does that confirm that at all? Because someone did better than Brady? Was he supposed to have all the records in the year 3000 when the Olympus Martians play the Alpha Centurions in the Bowl of Supremacy?
Well... it was fun while it lasted.
For me? it's Analzone in prime time.
>>151346416>barely survive Bungles defenseWho is their QB again?
I think anyone referring to Lamar as "mobile" is a joke because Mahomes mogs him in every way in terms of being a running QB.
>>151346845Yeah okay well when the Panthers make the postseason you'll be eating your words big time, buddy
>implying the bills arent intrinsically better than tranny sucking new england
lollmao even
>>151347238
Why even bother watching these games when a 3 and 18 is nothing because a check down turns into 17 yards lmao.
Thoughts on week 6:NFC West>3 way tie for 1st. Two of these teams are guaranteed a wild card slot if they continue playing well and get healthy>cardsAFC West >Chargers and Broncos are fighting for distance against the chiefs>raiders still suckNFC North>Lions have the lead and doesn’t look like they’ll lose it anytime soon >packers looking suspect>vikings and bears existAFC North>Steelers went from joke team making the playoffs to actually having a lead>rest of the division is complete unwatchable ass>NFC east>Eagles struggles might cause them to drop to the Commanders. Giants fun to watch despite their record>cowgirlsAFC East>Bills look like they’ll comfortably ride into the 1st seed. Patriots are a fun underdog team to look out for>Dolphins and Jets are failed experiments NFC South>Bucs looking like they’ll dominate their division as well as have a chance to fight for 1st seed.>Panthers are a dark horse to look out for>Saints and falconsAFC South>Colts look unstoppable after Richardson was benched>Jags frustratingly proving how offensively inept they are. Not consistent enough to win their division. Texans are the same but slightly worse>Titans Fun season so far
>>151347321people are hoping to see what the Chiefs look like without ref help, we were promised that the iggles and some other fag team are the new ref teams.
>>151345671>stares at a receiver on a flat past the first down marker>seconds pass>gets sacked
>>151347200Mahomes and the Chiefs will have to replace Andy Reid, change GMs AND draft well for the next 10 years.The Pats had Belichick as both Defensive Coordinator and GM while Brady from the Star QB and Offensive Coordinator, while both were relatively young. Reid has always been a great Coach but the fucker is 67 years old and has been a head coach for 27 years (?). Brett Veach is not a good GM and is being bailed out by both Reird and Mahomes.The amount of luck for that level of success is way too hard to pull off without some kind of help along the way
the queen of pop linked up with the queen of the wnba
>>151347370that last play would there have been a flag 9/10 times in the last 4 years.
>>151347126retard
>>151347357>Bills look like they’ll comfortably ride into the 1st seed.In what universe?? New England is right there and have the h2h win. Next game h2h is in Foxboro. It's over for buffalo.
>>151347270Are you delusional? Even if they fluked their way in they'd get assraped in the wild card weekend m8. My Pats BTFO'd two weeks ago and I know the Pats aren't that good.
>>151347357>Giants fun to watch despite their recordyou mean the random win from a shit org is fun to watch? how about watching them over the last decade
>>151347422Imagine the tribbing.
based goof
Goff is Alex Smith re-incarnated.
>>151347357>>Colts look unstoppable after Richardson was benchedliterally the only thing they need is to trade for Trey Hendrickson or another top tier Edge to get better pressure on the QB.
Fire the Seahawks social media guy I don't want to see fucking cats getting takes away by birds of prey to be eatenhttps://x.com/Seahawks/status/1977491297998094469
>>151347593Ironic.
>>151347610KWAB
>>151347619Alex Smith's trajectory was steadily rising until he took an arrow to the knee.
>>151347651He legitimately almost lost his leg.
>>151347608fucking kek
>>151347593dafuk
>11 more games leftForget practice squaders, the niners will be fielding water boys and the cafeteria cooks by the time the season is over
>>151347681>AIslop
>>151347680>That webmI'm not opening that shit
>>151347729Everyone's fashion sense is fucking dogshit in the current year.
>>151347321Running QBs can pull that off, 3 yards mark they can convert because you have to grab their little legs instead of treating them to a brick wallWhat even are we watching?
>USAA is the best insurance in the world but you aren't allowed to buy itWhat the fuck is Gronk's problem?
>>151347781>MFW I have USAA
>>151347781What is even the point of advertising it when 90% of people can't even get it and the people that can already know about it?
>>151347781Anon, there is a way for you to buy it... (:
and there it is
>>151347826it's deep conditioning to encourage and get people to join the military
lol
>>151347897That does make sense.
>>151347897
>>151347826Reminder, the NFL's (((owners))) just want you to save some money. Watch the jets in the sky, and maybe enlist.
ya, I'm thinking Patrick's back
>>151347897>people join the military for car insurance you're an /x/-tier schizo
>>151347987Uh huh, you're sure it's not what they would do? All that patriotism, there's not some hints of maybe cultivating a new base?
Every team except the chiefs are frauds
>>151347855They deserved it tbhwyYou cant pick fights with superior fire power
go AWAY bitchknees >>151347610WHAT A MAHOMESIAN PLAY TO RECOVER THAT FUMBLE
>>151348157>the 2001 Patriots should've conceded to the Greatest Show on Turf
need those Baldy Breakdowns for my team
>>151348202Hahahaha people now know who the Chiefs are and their support fades every day. We all know they are the bad guys no matter how much astroturfing there is.
WE WANT SHEDEUR
>>151346970Kek
Goof is smeth, both look and play like Ryan Gosling if he devoted his youth to football instead of acting
>>151348305In reference to?
>>151348340Look at this photograph.
>>151348364I thought it was Baker but idk it's funnier if it was Baker so I'm gonna assume that
>>151348340Oh no goof! you are about to get traded for a hot stud one read and run nigger qb! again!
>>151348364
>>151348390>tatted up haji wants to bomb the united states>us military after 25 years of bombing hajis
>>151348467I don't like Hurts but even that is a bit much. I REALLY do not understand how Fields is in the league.
I think Baker Mayfield is my favorite player in the NFL. Which is really weird cuz I have no rooting interest for or against anyone in the NFC South. Dude is such a fucking gamer tho it's hard to not love him.
>>151348390This photo is racist because Alex Smtih looks like he has a big brain and Krappernigger looks like the smol brain jak
kwab
>>151348467Correct, he is a super bowl champ.
>>151345185This is the white boy
>>151348572baker is a weird angry goblin and his fans are annoying
>>151348305this cuck retard defended him to the death even though he had these issues since year 1 and never improved. after the third year he deserved no defenders whatsoever but now it's okay to hate on le black qb so he comes out and says thiswhat a faggot
>>151348228I understand you want a Palestinian fist in your cavernous butthole, lol but you can't murder another nations civilian population and expect no repercussions. Granted, you're worn out cavernous butthole is probably fatigued from the workload...but they deserved it. You're are free to cry about it though. I permit it.
>>151348613I don't think I've ever posted in a Bucs game thread. Might be easier to hate him if their fans are as annoying as you claim.
>blo dix
>>151348613making em seethe
9er bros...is it over?
>>151348390
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>151348467SoonJalen sharts, begins anew
>>151348674That's on Bolles. I'm so fucking sick of that guy
>>151348688Until it's not, again
>>151348590The Mayeflower bringing all of you all good tidings.
>>151348688Don't worry yall have a competent front office. You'll probably just suck for a few years before the Nanners pull another contending core out of their ass again.
>>151348629KEK
>1-5 RavensThose guys have totally given up
>>151348674i'm impressed at dobbins willingly offering himself as quinnen williams's next meal for the sake of the squad
>>151348745How the fuck are the Broncucks winning with Blo Dix as their QB?
>wife of your children fucked you >you're okay with itKek
>>151348643OK, NFLIDF. Thanks for the checkin.
>>151348744Very true. I tried to tell myself the same thing after LVIII. I trust John and Kyle and hope Saleh stays around again too but this just isn't our year I guess.What's the smart move? Sell everyone and tank for Carson Beck?
>>151348693kek
>>151348764>seething so hard you had to spend 10 minutes in MS paint on this editKWAB
>>151348789Idk I'm not a skilled NFL GM, John Lynch is.
>>151348777I don't even like kikes lol.But faggot, you must know they deserved it. You are permitted to cry faggot. I grant you the right.
>>151348843good pointI'll just have to Stay Faithful To The Bay I guess
You don't get to complain about the referees the Lions defense is simply horrible
>>151348693
I find it hard to believe that my chargers are favored in this game.
>>151349007They're basically not. They're home and it's only 1.5
Turning this rigged shit off. Chiefs are back to being completely carried by the refs. Only ISIS hijacking the Chiefs team plane will sooth me at this point
>>151348693Fuckin microcephaly ass nigga.
>>15134881920 minutes actually. gotta get the pixels right
has this game even been that rigged? I refuse to watch a single minute of a chiefs game until Mahomes suffers a season ending injury or they are mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.
>>151348629Pretty sad he can't beat the Rockies.
>>151348693>4
>>151348695kek the Steelers are ACTUALLY going to win the division, I have been predicting this for weeks and /nfl/ called me delusional. Apologize, fuckers. I'm not even a Steelers fan, it was just obvious to me that every other team in the division was doomed once Baltimore's season started to fall apart.
>>151349174lol
>>151348695>Ravens imploded>Bengals are shit without Burrow>Browns are Brownsto be expected
>>151348764why can't the butt pirates win an owl
lmao Detoilet looks like shitnext week is going to be an easy win
Somehow... the Chiefs have returned.
>>151349176it was a pretty obvious outcome once Burrow's tootsies exploded
>>151349159What we learned is that you can score a touchdown with no flags, but the refs can form a kike cabal meeting long after the fact and call your touchdown back for a penalty some jew from new york saw on a replay. It was by far the most egregious refball shit ive ever seen in 25+ years of football.
>>151346091Imagine how demoralizing it must be to play professional football and have this busted twink wearing capri pants be your "head" "coach"
>>151349267Bucs looked great today, they might come out of of the NFC. At the very least I'm not sure if there's anything standing in the way of them getting the #1 Seed, not with the Eagles suddenly looking mortal.
>>151349366Every time something like this happens I remember that one Brazilian soccer ref who made a bad call and then he got beheaded by the local fans.Actually I think he got quartered, too. It was truly medieval.
>>151348695he's going to get away with it again isnt he
>>151349410We'll see.I'm kind of feigning confidence in beating the Lions next week it's going to be anything but easy and the Bucs schedule still has some brutal games coming up not even counting the Detroit game with the Rams, Patriots, Bills, and the Panthers games don't look like gimmes anymore either.
>>151349267>Superb Owl LX becomes the Dungy Bowl
>>151349481Pats looked good, too. Imagine being a Patriots fan, only having to suck for a few years after Brady before it looks like you're back.Actually, no. Imagine being a JETS fan and watching the Patriots only have a few years of suckage between Brady and now.
>>151346316Yes
>best game this week was Panthers Cowboys
BASED SMETHI MEAN GOTH
What are we thinking Jetsbros?
>>151349652Not true, that would be the Cards v Colts game.
Chiefs and Lionsfags should both be executed for crimes against the genny
>>151349833Wtf that sounds like a really old rule and obscure rule. What counts as "Disabled"? Does being on regular IR count, or does it have to be season ending IR?
I always love hearing about how fucking stupid the Browns were to trade Baker after every win we get.
>>151349833doesn't fix anything. Problems start at the top, just like every other shit franchise
>>151346091capri pantsall he needs is a manbun and a labubu to complete the look
>>151348688>>151348744This season is over but the future is bright. The only real areas of need are on the offensive line. They need two franchise tackles. Most of our guys are young outside of Trent Williams, Kittle and CMC(for an RB).
who could have guessed that maybe the new york jets were that problem and not the top 5 QB all time
>>151349947Seems specifically for something like the team bus crashes or Bane walks onto the field but the wording is left open so they could do anything they wanted.
>>151350039start negro qbs at your own great peril
>>151350056The Jets fucking suck, nobody ever doubted that but that doesn't mean Rodgers is good. Rodgers is also shit, he's just lucky that this is the year the Ravens imploded, Joe Burrow is dead and the Browns are the Browns.
>>151349474That ref killed a player so it was a justified crashout
>>151350108Wow dude you didn't seriously post that did you?
>>151349947It's basically an emergency rule if the team plane would go down or something akin of that nature
>>151350115Rodgers is an above average starter he isnt near his prime but to say he's shit is retarded and shows you dont know ball
>>151350194He's not going to win a playoff game and will likely throw a game ending interception. I'm just getting ahead of the curve when all the Steelers fans will be shitting all over him.
>>151349833You could allow the Jets ownership and front office to make the first picks for the next ten years and still end up with a shit Jets team. The problem is the owner who is a genuine imbecile who constantly meddles in the day-to-day affairs of the front office, and the front office personnel who are certified idiots. Until the owner decides to be hands-off, and until the owner learns how to identify and hire good football people to his front office, the Jets will continue to be a shit show in all directions.
>>151350039>black qb>black hc>black dc>0-6
>>151350254This reminds me how Robert Kraft let Gerard Mayo coach the Patriots for a single year, with a shit roster, just to satisfy the Rooney Rule, then when the season was over he immediately shitcanned him and hired Vrabel and started to spend in free agency.
>>151350153>noooooo!!!!11!!>you aren't allowed to recognize patterns
I don’t wanna fucking hear about the Lions being an elite team again while it’s the year 2025What a bum ass team
>that returnYeah this over
Rodgers and Metcalf were roommates during training camp and they said their rule was if you go to the bathroom after bedtime you can't flush until the next morning. Seems gross to me. I rather wake up for 5 seconds from the flushing noise than piss and shit being floating around.
I guess congratulations to the Bucs and... Colts? for being the 1 seeds after this game ends
>refs take away 4 points from lions>gift the chiefs a touchdown>chiefs up by 10haha weird
>>151350350Yeah that sounds like the kind of rule a guy who takes a darkness retreat and believes in holistic medicine would lay down.
>>151350350>blk boy shit>white pisswhat a dreadful combo
>Goof haa never lost against the Chie-ACK!What other copes are you retards holding onto to trying to argue against the Chiefs' greatness?
>>151350395he still hasn't lost to the Chiefshe did, however, lose to the refs
>>151350365There's not enough hostility encouraged towards the referees. All the sports talk show hosts slurp Goodell's cock so they never say a bad word about the officiating.
>>151350350They had ONE bathroom? And their room was so close to it that the sound of a toilet flushing wakes you up?
>>151350395The fact that they lost to my Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the Super BowlAnd they also lost to the Eagles in the Super Bowl And they are literally 3rd in their own division right now
>>151350108
>>151350309Are you implying you're autistic? That doesn't give you right to spew hate.
>>151350146Imagine if a ref did this to Josh Allen
>>151350350Isn't Rodgers married
How do I get a job posting cringe shit on a team's Twitter?
>>151350463Based but he needs to play well next week or his fraud status is confirmed
>>151350463what does that pic of a white QB have to do with it?
>>151350477No. Why would you think that?
>>151350434The Steelers do their training camp at Saint Vincent College, a small Catholic school, and the players stay in the dorms.
I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT AT MY GAME <3
>>151350534He said he was
All the bad guys won
>>151350508that's not up to him but the OC
>>151350596Nah the Cowboys lost, it ain't all bad
There are people in this thread that still don't consider the Chiefs the Super Bowl favorites
>>151350309the issue with retards is that you aren't actually good at recognizing patterns.
>>151350634They're currently third in their own division.And they STILL have to play their least favorite game of the year: at Denver.
>>151350365you are absolutely mindbroken if you think thw refs are the reason the lions lost
Caleb Williams reposted a tiktok that said if you're not making the girl cream, you're not doing it right.
>>151350634correct
>>151350695>10 point swing>winning by 10
>>151350700Isn't he gay?
>>151350673>They're currently third in their own division.Are you retarded?They will clearly beat both teams now are you fucking watching the games?
>Cuckers and Queenz fans actually supported the Queefs implying they wouldn’t get fucked over if their shit team actually met them in the OwlThis betrayal won’t be forgotten. Actual crabs in a bucket retards.
What do they fucking do
27-17UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!
THE WHITE MANMARCHES ON
>>151350700extremely "i love women haha" type of thing to do
>>151350766they are a super bowl caliber team in an era where mahomes/brady don't exist
>>151350759The NFC North has been crabs in a bucket for my entire life, almost. For the most part, at least. Basically the Packers and three shit teams that love to cannibalize each other.
Spiritually the Lions are 0-6
The worst part of the 49ers season is that the team still has to play in MetLife Stadium in a few weeks.I just know that field is going to injure some of our guys.
Eagles would’ve beat the Choofs tonight
>>151350806Delusion level are off the charts
Nobody actually believes the 26 QB class is bad right? It’s not generational but there’s going to be plenty of good options for franchises who need a guy to field general. Sounds more like the media is just pissy that the manning baby looks like dogshit
>>151350798lol seriously
>>151350834Shanny tears his ACL lol
>>151350862>no argument
>>151350244>he doesn't know woke is dead bad bunny was chosen to placate them but also to drive a counter-reaction and the super bowl MVP (Aaron Rodgers) was chosen as the champion for the chuds
>>151350855I fucking hate Taylor Swift and all the elderly Millennial white women who love her. Fucking bitches should have gotten married and contributed to the white birth rate.
>refs go full trainingwheels mode after the queefs got exposed in Jacksonville
>leads the nfc in ur path
>>151350864he's not in this draft class.
>>151350878Yeah how about this oneHow many playoff wins?
Why did the refs go back to constantly helping the queefs?
>>151350894This sadly
>>151350749yeah and they STILL need the refs to drag them to wins
GUYS WHICH GAMES FROM TODAY ARE WORTH WATCHING???
>>151350886
>>151350941None
>>151350466who said anything about hate? criticism =/= hatefacts =/= hateyou absolute fagit
>>151350941As in watching the replay? Honestly fucking none this week sucked. Maybe Dallas Carolina…
>>151350759>detoilet thinks he’ll receive any sympathy from anyonego fuck yourself
>>151350941Dallas losing
>>151350881Rodgers is going to retire as the gay Brett Favre with one ring.
>>151350855Swifties won bigly tonight :)
>>151350896leads 23-14 to enter the 4th quarter and throws a game losing INT with a minute and 32 left
>>151350766they're a good team that is currently being handicapped by awful playcalling and a mediocre QB. Goff is not a bad QB but he isn't a talent elevator either. He's a top end game manager.
The Lions are frauds. The Eagles beat this Chefs team and they are completely dysfunctional.
What went wrong with the Lions, I didn't watch
Fucking retard.
I'd like to congratulate the Lions on losing their superbowl tonight because it means you guys at least played in one lmaoooooo
>>151350806Kek Mahomes and Brady are the reason they choke in the playoffs?
So proud of my chiefs
>>151350899He shouldn’t be in any draft class.
>>151351064all of their corners are dead and mahomes is good at throwing the footballalso some fuck up on offense at the worst possible moments
>>151351064Offense didn’t do much
The Lions should trade for a real QB like Matthew Stafford
>>151350855Based and saved
>>151351022this nigga lost to the browns lmao
>>151350975Cheering for every injury that happens to your shit team Packerfaggot. Maybe the league will let you job to the Golden M*tt if you lap enough Goydell cum up.
>>151350980Is that Andrew Santino giving her the ick?
>>151345185Lions and their meathead coach are the fakest tough guys in the league. Now they will run the score up on some shit teams to statpad their offense.
Love to see packerbros happy
>>151351022fudge packers are going nowhere boy
>>151351122kek bases
Fuck the Chiefs. Refbabby having franchise. Every single game about them has the refs in the conversation. No other fucking team has that much ref discussion BUT the Chiefs.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>151351148Yeah
>>151350941Giants/EaglesBucs/9ersIf youre feeling really frisky you could watch the Chargers/Dolphins
>>151351083Does Rice come back next week?
>>151351064Dan Campbell. The Lions went for it on 4th and 2 from midfield and got cute instead of leaning on the run game picking up 5 yards a carry. The Chiefs took the ball down the field before halftime, then got the ball to start the second and scored again. That's how you end up down 20-10 instead of up 17-6, 13-6, or tied at 13
>>151350980She's starting to look a bit jowly. I don't much care about TayTay so I don't follow her appearance obsessively, has she gained weight recently?
Why didn't they call any penalties on the chiefs tonight?
>>151350896My vengeance is upon you
>>151351140>EVERYONE THAT INSULTS MY SHIT TEAM IS A PACKTARD REEEEE!!this is viqueer fan behavior
So the loins are just mid now?Would not be surprised to see the Vikings or Bears win the division if their QBs can develop
Branch is basically an ape that they put in pads. sorry. i get some of you liberals may find that offensive but its true. hes an orangutan
>>151351181Yes 100%
So we all agree that the Chiefs are back right?
>>151345185Detoilet is such a classless franchise. Can't believe people root for them.
wtf why are they back to rigging it for the chiefs?
>>151351103>mutthomes is good at throwing the footballsource?
>>151351222why would anyone think that?
>>151351161Enjoyed this SB I alliance, even if it was just for tonight. Thank TayTay for me for getting it done.
Congratulations to the chiefs for another penalty-free quarter!
>>151351188If they dropped to 2-4 with the remaining teams on their schedule they’d be pretty much out of the playoff hunt. This was a must-win for the reffies and they delivered
I regret watching this garbage and not the ALCS.
Alone at the top, as expected.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LIONS LOSSSSSSSSSSSSS DA LIONS LOSSSSSSSSS
>>151351194>v-viqueer!kwapacktard
>>151351221Legitimately kill yourself, you fucking faggot. Keep jerking off to obvious tranny Taylor Swift, you braindead donkey.
Chiefs are truly the new Cowboys of this sport. HATE WON.
>>151350941Panthers cowgirls was the best game
what exactly did branch do wrong, he's not obligated to shake mutthomes hand , it's Jujus fault for chimping out at him for not doing it
>>151351161Of course you do. The league and their manufactured m*tts are destined for the Owl apparently. Remember when the league pulled the plug on the M*tt king in the Owl though? That’s what he is without refball never forget that.
>>151351223they’re reddit’s favorite heckin wholesome underdog turned contender, thats the only reason anyone gives a shit about them
>>151351265KWACMBB (Kek What A Coping MindBroken Bitch)
>>151351272looks like branch swung first after juju started chirping at him, they're both retards
>>151351192>Saquon is regressing>AJ is being a diva because muh touchesDev better turn into prime Randy Moss
I'm drunk
>>151351215just injuredoffense has regressed a bit but the stats don't show it because of the takeaways. need to open up the playbook more, morton is a pussy.
>>151351263Stay mad
>>151351262>t.
>>151351272wait...there was a chimpout after the game because mutthomie didn't get his precious fingies tickled?
>>151351304Goof is dogshit
>>151351258(-1)
Lions are Ben Johnson merchants
>>151351310Fuck, I'm actually mad I turned the game off if I missed a chimpout.
>>151351272>>151351296JuJu called him a pussy for not shaking Mahomes hand after the loss. Branch chimped out and attacked JuJu. League needs to ban that nig, this is his 4th time doing this.
>>151351309>y-y-yeah but!kwab. got 'em
>>151351265
NFL reffies just exposed the entire refball whining base as noball knowing rejects Last week they gave KC 13 penalties in a game and you were drinking from the palm of their hands and this game they shut off their piss colored flag valve for 0 KC penalties and had all of you begging for a pavlovian flag to bail the lions out Master class psychological trolling by my zebras, it's why they're the ones in the black and white truly
>>151351188Usually when this happens the refs will throw a couple of ticky tack flags late when the game is already over. Guess they didn’t want to take even that slim chance tonight.
>>151346091Big boyBig boyBig boygive me two pairs(Cause) I need two pairs
Hold this L nigga
>>151351064Running teams are built to play with leads, and Goof can't win a game that isn't already tied up with a bow.
>>151351280Lions haters are delusional. The M*tt and Swifties are R*ddit incarnate.
aPACKGODS
wouldn't be surprised if Chiefs won the Owl desu.
>number 1 NFL power ranked team>best offense>gets blown outUhh, Lionsisters ,what happened? I've been a lifelong fan of 3 months and was promised it was OUR YEAR!?
>>151351316nigger you lost to the GIANT KWAB
>>151351258
UAE faggot never gives any insightful takes, funny posts, or anything worth replying to. This fucking faggot has to go. His posts are always just either nothing or T-Swift simping.
>packtards are only (((in "first"))) because their mutt QB hit his WR in the ass instead of the handskek
>>151351188They just outplayed the Lions at every level. Completely clean game. I dare you try to find a SINGLE error they made the entire game, wouldn't happen.
My Commanders will heem both those shit teams
Based queefs makin’ ‘em seethe!
fruits
There's a reason Goof got exiled from the Rams
>>151351351AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND Ya'll lost to ussooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....
I NEED a webm of that guy snubbing Mahomes
>>151351365The Lions defense looks like the same dogshit it was last season so probably
>>151351348Yeah Cuckers back on top now huh? Glad you were able to tie the score with Flacco today.
>>1513513431993. You lose every year, faggot. Keep clapping for American blacks, though. You fucking cuck.
>>151351342lions unfortunately have become pretty reddit i say this as a lifelong loins fan
>>151351192>My veng-ACK
WARNING MAX LEVEL INFOHAZARDPLEASE DO NOT LOOK IF YOU ARE A LIONS FAN OR YOU WILL BECOME MENTALLY DERANGED, ENRAGED, AND MENTALLY ILL (if you weren't already kek)
>>151351373Both faggot teams tbqh
>>151351374Yup, there’s a reason why Stafford has a ring and goof has none.
>>151351316You faggots will be lucky if you make the playoffs LMAO
Chiefs just dominated the best team in the league and did it without Rashee Rice.
>>151351373lmao googoo sheister got rolled a second time while pacheco was holding him back
>>151351384The Lions have no secondary because of injuries (again)
>>151351373lmao boo boo got bitched up
>>151351316You can thank my Giants for that -1
>>151351386this argument makes zero sense and youve been using it since the offseason
>>151351388make one of the mugging AJ got on the play before
I really don't understand that penalty where the Loins ran wildcat and threw to Goof for a TD that was called back at all
>>151351373I like how he flopped on instinct.
>>151351373based branch slap that faggot chimp in faggot face.
>>151351398>the 40-40 tie puts GB on topThis year's script is amazing
>>151351382>>151351414 -2
>>151351398My kangies stayin in the mix
still got the tigers at least
>>151351417I haven't been here in about a year and he was using it then, too. Vicuck if I recall correctly
>>151351437Anon...
LIONS FAN'S BOOTY STATUS[x] BOOTY BLASTED[_] NOT BOOTY BLASTED>30-1730-17>30-1730-17>30-1730-17>30-1730-17>30-1730-17>30-1730-17>30-1730-17>30-1730-17>30-1730-17
>>151351405They did not beat the Colts
>>151351360cry about it
>>151351401*
>>151351437dohoho
>>151351417>youveRetard. There are 10+ posters of this. Lurk moar, retard. Get on my leash next. :^)
>beat the current top NFC team and the future AFCCG winnerYeah, I'm thinking my shitty dysfunctional team is still the best in the league.
>>151351422they committed the penalty of endangering the Chiefs of going 2-4
Lions need to fucking get to mahomesWhy does the pass rush still suck
>>151351426Hey...I know that Twitch meme!
>>151351437kek
JuJu is biggest raging faggot in the NFL, even more than Rodgers.
why are bills favs for everything? they beat a 1-5 team, a 0-6 team a 1-5 team and a 1-5 team then lost to patriots
>doo doo shit-pooster
>>151351445>y-y-yeah but!!!kwapacktard
>>151351422The chiefs needed help from the refs
>>151351444Lmao the first good team the Colts play are going to rape them, they are 2020 Steelers-tier. Stop gassing them up.
>>151351457Lions can't use that as an excuse because Goff had more time to throw than Mahomes did.
>>151351422can't go in motion from under center
>>151351462Everyone else is kinda shitting themselves or injured to hell and back right now. They are the default
I can't wait for another season of lions fans tryoling to tell me goff is an elite qb when he goofs in the biggest moments again and again
>>151351342Leddit has been seething at the Chiefs since they started getting good and it only surged when they found out their Aryan QB was a republican. Heckin wholesome Chungus and Knuckles and eating kneecaps is exponentially more popular on Leddit's NFL boards.
Quakey status?
>>151351472how red are you
>>151351457the pass rush is fine, chiefs were getting the ball out quick with lots of dink and dunk against a secondary that was letting them get 8 yds on every pass
>>151351343>>151351386Lions fags are so mad tonight. Honestly, their chimping started early this past week. They’ve been incredibly agro in the general, because even they could feel what was coming. Packers are off vacation. Daddy is home. The Lions are back to the trash heap with the rest of the division. Hope you enjoyed your 2 weeks in the driver’s seat.
>still replyingkwapacktard
>>151351452it's a strange feeling but a good one because we just stomped the owl
>>151351452no but for real we're absolutely fucked if we can't get our trenches back to 100% and sort out the offensive coaching
>>151351457It isnt running on the power of friendship this year.
>>151351478>mindbroken by a horseToxinsfag? Broncostard still salty over week 2?
>>151351462
>>151351457Good luck getting to Mahomes when the entire line is allowed to hold without impunity and touching him the second after the ball is out of his hands is a roughing the passer. Or if you tackle him too hard and give him a boo boo. There's a reason this nigger is never sacked. It's not just a Lions thing.
>>151351493New>>151351493New>>151351493New>>151351493New
>>151351485shut up faggot
>>151351385I couldn't tell you how little I give a shit about Jordan "Ass" Love or the Puckers.
>>151351422Because Goof was supposed to get set instead of having the ball snap when he was motioning. It was blatantly illegal and anyone calling it refball is retarded.
>>151351373detoilet is a classless team
>tomorrow
>>151351481>>151351494Fair enough, just fucking sucks to have a broken secondary again
>>151351488Go back to reddt faggot
>>151351422They did some retarded meme shit when they should have just ran a fucking normal play like every serious contender
>packtards and queefs fans think they getting reddit-tier karma for every post they makekek
>>151351508I don't even dislike the Colts and love the Danny Dimes retribution arc but let's be honest here.
>>151351478>Meth addict hands typed this
>>151351422He was set, you have to step back before you move, probably could have called him for a false start too if they understood what was happening.
>>151351422Dan Campbell is too meatheaded to know the rules.
Baker GX Mayfield is the best player in the National Football League
>>151351493New
>>151351496That's a vicuck man
>>151351493Thread new
>>151351452>>151351500>>151351502>My eagles beat the Chiefs without their WR1 and WR2>Their offense looks completely differnet after getting just 1 of their 2 WRs back>We only won by 3 points
>>151351496Must be nice to be a Fagkers fan because after your shit m*tt throws a game losing pick in the WC round you get to cheer for your backup Queefs m*tt winning another Owl after a miraculously penalty free game and their opponent making all the mistakes!
>>151351524I accept your concession that the Loins are the bigger Leddit bandwagon fanbase. I bet you're a lifelonger of 3 months yourself. :^)
Steelers
>>151351573Which part of Wisconsin are you from faggot?
>>151350766Have they tried having a defense?
>>151351561Nah, the Chiefs are no different. Those shitters don't move the needle.
>>151351512Mahomes has gotten a single RTP flag this season, while Dak has 6 and Baker has 5. Jawaan Taylor is the most penalized player in the league, again, and has 4 holding flags by himself. Keep crying, bitch nigga. Lions are frauds when they don't have to play dumpster teams. Get better.
>>151351631The great state of Kansas.
>>151351662I didnt know you hicks could read and write
>>151351673I'm one of those city slickers in the big city of Topeka so I'm using the communal computer with text to speech to shitpost.
lotta seethe up in here
>>151346619>Consider an expanded leagueNever happen. NFL will go with each team playing 18 games per season, 2 being overseas games and two by weeks.
>>151347942> hutch gets penetration> over pursues like a spazz> misses the sack
>>151349366Isn't the rule that the refs can't review play where no flag was thrown?I thought they could only review plays _with_ a flag and then overturn it or let it stand?
>>151350695
>>151351064Defense is shit and the offense couldn't dig them out of a hole (plus, refball).
>>151351310
jews rigged it for the mullato again?
