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How many tonight?
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Do Kosovo have more fans in Sweden than Sweden, that's the question.
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last digit
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>>151355711
It doesn't matter if you have a good attack, when your defense is poor. Attack wins games, Defense wins titles.
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-3
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SACK THE DANE
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>>151355818
We have 2 goals in 3 games
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how many minces for burgervall?
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>>151355711
They’re unironically a part of the worst Sweden team that I’ve seen in my lifetime (born in 1992)
Look at their midfield and defense. Not a single name that any normie would recognise.
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>>151355930
You don't recognize Bergvall, Ayari, Kulusevski (injured but still)?
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>>151355711
two misses by left and no shots on goal by right
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>>151355818
We can't score goals unless it's against Azerbaijan or Estonia.
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Sweden is one of those few countries that has both types of blacks.

The West African:
• Tyrone adjacent
• Muscle maxed
• Banger of blonde Stacey’s

The East African:
• Pajeet adjacent
• Shaped like a twig
• Forced to settle for a hook-nosed bulbhead. Only chance of fucking a blonde Stacey is raping one.

grim reality for Isak…
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>>151356189
Only east Africans are kind of common though. But even then blacks are only about 3% of their country when mena people are like 7-8%. There are more Iranians, Syrians and Iraqis in Sweden than any black country
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This is match thread btw
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>>151355711
I have $20 on Kosovo
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>>151356189
someone actually made that collage
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>Sweden thread
>quickly devolves into bbc cuckposting
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watching this as a comedy show
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Stream?
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>>151357597
fawanews . sc
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How do you swedes feel knowing the zlatan generation was the last good one in terms of football for your country?
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>>151357683
That generation didn't win a single knockout match.
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>>151357683
I miss the pragmatism of 2016, boring anti-football that gets results!
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>>151357702
btw I assume you were talking about the 2002-2010 generation with henke, mellberg etc. The Zlatan/Hamrén era was far worse than even that.
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Are Kosovians really this brown
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>>151357655
really bad quality. any better stream?
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Is this the first competitive Sweden home match played outside of Stockholm in like 30 years?
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cam on sweden

i believe
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Why should I even watch this?
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we shoul win this easy
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>>151357762
huh? the Kosovars are the ones in white. The brown and black ones are from your team
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I have absolutely no expectations
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>>151357762
kosovars a cute!
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>>151357562
this tbqh

our national team is the greatest comedy show you can watch atm
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we shoul lose this easy
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>>151357784
Looked it up, this is the only competitive sweden match played outside of råsunda/friends since 1992
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>>151357683
I don't even watch football, just some national games every once in a while for fun. I have no idea who these players are
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>>151357843
Botox?
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Where the FUCK is Saletros?
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>>151357906
Djurgårdare cried too much so he got petad
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Swedebros....surely we can win at home against this tiny noncountry
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>>151357958
Mm strax
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>>151357958
not with a danish sleeper agent coaching us
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Why can't i post on my pc? Does 4chan ban mobile hotspot?
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>isak
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will i ever get to witness sweden win an important match again?
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Varför skriver ni på engelska? Det är bara svenskar här ändå.
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so is the swedish guy whose girlfriend left him still alive?
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>A nobleman, he is the 11th Baron Lagerbielke and the oldest son of the 8th Count Lagerbjelke

hadde helt glemt at sverige fortsatt har adel
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how has sweeten not scored yet
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>>151358091
jdt
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>>151358066
You mean Forsberg? He is enjoying jew york atm and doesnt care much for europoor.
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What do (ethnic) women think when they see Bergvall?
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>>151357983
>Does 4chan ban mobile hotspot?
My mobile ISP is banned too most of the time. One time it showed the reason and it was some anti-russian posts on /sp/ that I never made. Really weird. Then 1 out of 10 times it works but I've stopped trying to solve the captcha now just to get told that I'm banned.
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>>151358091
>attacking fodboeld
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>>151358096
why hasn't he been fired yet?
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hold up

didn't say we had some of the best offensive players in the world?

well seeing as we are totally incapable of scoring i'm starting to doubt this
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>>151357784
>>151357877
Friends, and Råsunda before it, is the only big football stadium we have.
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>>151358125
svff is conservative and will not fire a coach during a campaign. He might not even be fired if we fail to qualify
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>>151358164
yes in sweden you get promoted if you suck at your job at least in the public sector
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>>151358164
how are swedes not rioting. You guys have gone soft, letting yourself getting cucked by a Dane
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Jon Dahl did this btw
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>>151358223
danish shit coaching a suck, our players fucking suck
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>>151358223
awful awful awful. hurts to watch
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>>151358244
danish shit coaching a side*
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Sweden if you don't win against this noncountry I'm going to bully you again.
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>>151358259
You might as well start now
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Why did Gyökeres and Isak turn to shit after this transfer window?
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>bögvall
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Prata svenska jävla inavel
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I'm laughing
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HAHAHAHAHA
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nej nej nej... HAHAHAHAH
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Jej
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oh no...

is it happening again?
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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OH NOMOMOMOMOMOMOMONONONONO
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Haha orkar inte
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>>151357838
>I have absolutely no expectations
see. told you
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kaos
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>>151358324
We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue, we can praise Kosovo's efforts
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Adla JDT!
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>Am I RATwatching Sweden vs Kosovo?
>Yes
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I'm not even mad, I knew this was going to happen lol
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cursed team
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Inspirerande!
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>Matchen sänds inte ens på tv

Hatar Viaplay att ha tittare eller?

Jag bryr mig inte tillräckligt för att fulstreama en landskamp mellan Stockholm vs Nordvästra Skåne.
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lmao
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Kollaps
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easiest group, still bottom.. I miss 2018 Sweden
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Sweden will play 4 4 fucking 2
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Is this /sug/?
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>losing to Kosovo AT HOME

erm swedebros.... care to explain?
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>Sverige är nu 6 poäng efter Kosovo hörni
asså hatar kommentatorn.
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>>151358423
Immigrant players
Foreign coach
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>>151358423
If we score two we can win
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Glad to see Gyokeres being exposed as the fraud he is
Somehow Kosovo is a bigger threat than Portugal's farmer league
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Is this the match thread?
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>>151358418
are u blaming someone/something?
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>Gyökeres

Was he always this bad?
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>>151358440
>Immigrant players

Bruh an immigrant player was the best one you ever had.
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Big dick Iceland showing how real Nords do
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>lose 1 (one) player (Kulusevski)
>entire team collapses in a historic new low
Bravo JDT
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>>151358429
Ja, vem fan är han??
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Vi kan skämta, men jag ville faktiskt kolla vm i USA med sverige.
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>>151358423
Swedes don't fancy their vibrant communities chimping out
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>>151358472
Never won us anything. Don't rate him over our 94 team
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>>151358494
Jag ville se på Sverige i Mexiko
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Sveriges sämsta landslag! Ja ni är Sveriges sämsta landslag! Sverigeeeeees sämsta landslag ja ni är Sveriges sämsta landslag!

Fuck er alla bitches!

/Olsen
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>>151358494
world cup in NA is gonna be kino no matter the clown show. also what does skämta mean?
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>>151358503
Henke, forgotten....
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>>151358494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOuKVk4yjW0
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Köpt domare
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>>151358487
Niklas Holmgren heter han.. ett viasat pucko
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Slutade kolla fotboll helt efter EM 2024, tänker inte börja nu. Shit så dåligt.
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Hey swedes. Stop stealing our gimmick. Being garbage at football and choking against weak opponents is our thing.
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>möh playoffs
This indicates the danish coach's confusion and lack of understanding
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lmao
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>>151358552
Fuck you bitch we run this shit now
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lmao what a farce that chance was
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
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>>151358552
But we are not choking, we are just weak.
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Holy kek
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>I CAN'T SCORE
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>>151358541
Hatar dessa kommentatorer som ska leka idiot varenda gång. Ljungberg verkar ju vettig...
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Fucking hell our defence is hilarious
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Sverige detta vm-kval
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>getting destroyed at home vs the mighty kosovo
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if sweden loses what then?
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de bästa vi kan säga gubbar är att de KAN inte bli värre än såhär., bara uppåt härifrån.
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>Forgetting that pissak and jorekes barely had any preseason
What's the excuse for the rest of your NT for being so shit?
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>>151358616
Det är över
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>>151358616
Then we finally retire the national team
We will only focus on pole vault from now on
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Can we fire the Dane yet? Any serious nation would have done so a month ago when we lost to Kosovo the first time.
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>>151358616
we will hire Ole Gunnar Solskjaer to ruin us even more
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>Jon-Dahl Thomasen and the Ngbubu National Team
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>>151358616
We still make it to the playoffs through the Nations League rankings
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>>151358633
We have a Danish saboteur in charge
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>>151358656
pls explain how, haven't understood that yet
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lol useless fucking niggers
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>>151358616
don't you have an impassioned speech to give JDT?
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>>151358680
Based Gunde telling it like it is
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>muh danish head coach
Why did you hire the enemy to lead you then?
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>>151358656
lmao really? we don't deserve anything after this display
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This is good. Now Kim Källström and the other retards don't have any excuse for keeping JDT. Try telling me you still believe in him after getting 1 fucking point from a group with Kosovo, Slovenia, and Switzerland. Fire him. Now.
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secret undercover agent jon dal tommason strikes again
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you lads down to some nothing country? kek
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de blev inget vm
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>>151358700
Vi har varit naiva
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>>151358729
det blir en vinst lite längre fram
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Is twinkval playing?
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Oacceptabelt. Vi måste se över våra rutiner.
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>>151358715
the absolute STATE of those hairlines
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>>151358712
We lost to them 2-0 literally a month ago. This is just confirming that it wasn't a fluke. We really are *this* shit.
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>>151358703
That incompetent loser is too busy blaming Swedish fans than fixing this god damn mess. Fuck him and the entire SvFF.
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>>151358703
idioten Källström landar värsta chefsjobbet out of nowhere med NOLL meriter för att leda (vadå några sketna år i Rennes)

Har vi bajs i ledningen blire bajs överallt
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Cmon Swedes we're trying to qualify today
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Okey now that we’re Worst In The World at football, can Tre Kronor go back to winning shit sometimes in hockey please?
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Tur att jag gick förbi systemet idag
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>>151358800
bara Duplantis vi har kvar.
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new plan for second half.
shoot the ball towards the goal, get the ball past the opposition keeper.
WE WILL WIN. WE WILL QUALIFY
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>>151358781
Fotbollsnepotism - jävligt cp
(i know I follow Helsingborg)
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>>151358066
can we get an answer please? getting worried.
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Step your game up you Sverige shits, this is unwatchable.
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Skip this lady... pls
Why have this?
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>>151358677
>>151358701
The winner of the group qualifies directly, the runners-up qualifies to the playoffs. The 4 best ranked teams from the NL who don't come in 1st or 2nd also go the playoffs.
Picrelated, yellow are the ones who will make it through regular qualifying and blue the NL 4. I strongly doubt any of the yellow countries above us is going to fail, and there needs to be 2 of them.
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JDT är en DILF
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>>151358873
Ja jäklar va källström hittade spriten efter karriären
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Tror aldrig vi har varit så här dåliga förut. Någonsin. Med dem här spelarna dessutom. Det är ändå imponerande asså.
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>>151358859
Thanks. What an unfair system!
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>Jonas Olsson
asså fatta att han styrde i West Bromvich hahahaha
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hate how i go to watch the goal, search for it on X (the everything app formerly known as twitter) and all the videos are taken down with a copyright notice
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>losing to a literal non country
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>>151358656
Football is retarded
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i think the real losers are arsenal and liverpool who bought shit players for record expensive sums
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>Rooney på väg in
va
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https://www.aftonbladet.se/sportbladet/fotboll/a/GyoblQ/jon-dahl-tomasson-inte-presenterad-pa-ullevi
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>>151358954
NO REFUNDS
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AVGÅ AVGÅ AVGÅ AVGÅ AVGÅ AVGÅ

LÄTT Å VINNA ÖVER AZERBAIJAN OCH ESTLAND DIN JÄVLA SOPA
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>>151358954
Hilarious. Haven't they heard about Brolin lol
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>SEND IN THE NGUBUS!!!
Keeeeeek
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What the hell Svenne!
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Hur fan ska vi vinna playoff mot ett riktigt lag om vi förlorar dubbelmöte mot slav-san marino?
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>>151358873
can swedes hear how retarded he sounds even in English? In Danish he sounds like someone with severe brain damage. Legend tho
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Ingen seger utan neger, heja heja heja
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This is unfuriating. There are too many whites in our national team. FITTA!!!

Jag skiter i om vi måste ta i in en miljon afrikaner till, detta får aldrig hända igen.
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>>151358656
so jdt has time, you're telling me
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>>151358987
kanske om vi spelar 4-2-3-1 å inte nån efterbliven dansk guardiola wannabe taktik.
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>>151358987
Tror ingen svensk är delulu nog att hoppas på vm längre
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Volumes
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I’m enjoying Sweden’s demise

BOTH on

and off the field
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>>151359015
Problemet är att vi har två anfallare som är för bra att ha på bänken och som inte riktigt kan spela på andra positioner.
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How is this "sport" fun if 0-1 early in the game is a death sentence
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He plays three at the back three at the baaaaaack
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>>151358987
I'm 100% certain we will finish last in the group, but I also have this feeling we could still qualify through an unbelievably cheeky and lucky run through the playoffs. As long as we sack JDT before then.
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>>151359036
who tf are these people?
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Why did your retarded manger sub off Bergvall
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I thought Isak was good.
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>>151359038
sätt Isak som Offensiv mittfältare typ false 9 och gyök högst upp å sen elanga å bardgji på kanterna å ayari, bergvall mittfält.

Svensson, Hien, Lagerbielke, Gudmundsson som försvar.

de går om man vill, men JDT är efterbliven.
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>>151358859
>Moldova

coughed hard
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>>151359046
It's a death sentence because we're playing like shit and have been playing like shit forever now. For any serious nation lead by an actual manager a one goal deficit at home to Kosovo by half time is fucking nothing.
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>>151359072
Cause he sucks, but to be fair they all suck
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>>151359046
Go back to baseball Svenne.
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>>151359072
too white. makes him uncomfortable
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Ja låda! Med Saletros vinner man matcher

Tack danskjävel!
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>>151359100
Ta tillbaka er landsman tack
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>>151359072
He should consider himself lucky he even got to start in the first place, having made the worst miss in football since TORRES
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A literal Kuwaiti born in Kuwait playing for the SWEDEN national team

It’s over isn’t it…
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>400kr för 2 sverigematcher
>PL och CL ingår inte ens utan man måste betala ännu mer
Yeah yeah sicken what a deal
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--------------- Gyökeres -----------------
Elanga -------- Isak ------ Kulusevski
-------- Bergvall ---- H.Larsson ------
Gudmund - Lindelöf - Jansson - Bernard
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>>151359152
>Oh no the two black players and one token mena player on Sweden versus the countless black and mutt players on England
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Sack the dane, sack Kim, hire some Mjällby lads and the coach and we'll win the playoffs
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Should I text her
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>>151359159
HIRE THIS GUY NOW SvFF
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>>151359178
Heem her
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>>151359178
What's the worst that could happen?
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>>151359159
Bergvall would be a segundo volante or mezzala in this setup, and Hugo Larsson more life a defensive playmaker.
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Cmon Sweden. Beat Malmö. Want to banter in WC next year.
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>>151359174
The Mjällby coach has leukemia
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>>151359152
Rppney
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SPARKA DANSKEN
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>>151359168
We had a global empire on which the sun never set.

Sweden didn’t.

They have literally no excuse for importing Arabs to their frozen tundra
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>headbutts it out of play for no reason

are these players supposed to be good?
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>>151359159
Too much Malmö-players
But correct formation
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>>151359212
That'll only make the players more determined
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>>151359194
She broke up with me 2 weeks ago and said last week that she doesn't want to be contacted but I miss her so much and I think of her constantly
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Come on Svenne!

Do it for Frida!!!
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So much racism towards danish people itt. makes me uncomfortable an fearful
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>>151359236
Definitely blow up her phone to the point where she blocks you. That's 100% the correct move.
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>>151359217
Ask your masters der juden
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>>151359236
In that case you should do this >>151359193
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>>151359233
But do you think he wants to spend the few days he has left having the most high pressure and shit coaching job in Sweden?
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>>151359217
Stop repeating this dumb excuse. Every single western nation has had this policy forced upon it. They just use different lies to justify it.
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Camp Sviiden rural retards in panic mode, good! To hell with the ”national” team
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Swedish commentators absolutely seething lmao
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Where’s Greta Thunberg when you need her
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>>151359152
>Bardghji was born in Kuwait to an Assyrian family from Aleppo, Syria.[3] He is of Armenian descent through his paternal grandfather.
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>>151359236
You should definitely get drunk first, I always get loaded before making decisions like this.
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What's the point of qualifying if we're not going to win the gold anyway?
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Surely you have someone better than Lindelof for a CB. This guy was literally at fault for half of the shit Maguire got memed on for.
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Is Danish similar to Swedish? (language)
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Jag var lite sur för matchen inte gick på gratiskanaler men tror det är lika bra, ett vmhopp är ju helt över nu..
>>151359178
Ja för fan, det är värre att tänka på vad som kunde ha hänt än att bara vänta på att något ska hända.
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KOM IGEN DA
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>>151359231
How many Malmö players do you see?
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>>151359288
no
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>>151359248
FEDT FUCKING WICKED MAJN
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Just tie it
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>>151359248
I love you Kamelåså. You smell of swine meat and tuborg, and I love it.
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>>151359288
It's a bit hard to understand when they speak. It's easier in text. Norwegian is much easier to understand.
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>>151359288
Both of us have an easier time understanding Norwegian
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>>151359288
probably as much similarity as Dutch to Irish.
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>>151359236
Nvm i detta fallet kanske det är bäst att låta det gå.. hoppas du klarar dig
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>>151359288
Swedish, Danish and Norwegian are mutually intelligible, but Danish can be difficult to understand if they speak too quickly.
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>>151359217
The trick is to own land around both poles. Should have kept Canada and you would still be in the club.
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>>151359254
Not planning to blow her phone up, but this is fucking torture
>>151359266
Did think of heeming myself favä
>>151359284
Just had some bourbon, think I'll stick to one glass
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>>151359315
<3. she cute, I love here
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they hate their manager but are too meek and mild to say anything KEK
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>>151359217
Yeah Sweden had an empire and also territories in Africa, the Caribbean and North America.
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THE STATE
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They're frauds. Losers. There's no honor with these players. They're apathetic losers that only care about their paycheck. They suck every game while they defend the eternal dane that is literally there to destroy the team. The treacherous FA keep blaming fans while they are mediocre game after game.

There's no joy watching this shit. Their football is terrible. Their attitude is terrible. They're shit. The good thing is that they're getting exposed as the frauds they are.
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>>151359269
Landslaget is so normie/pk-coded
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Wild how they’re fumbling the easiest group available.
Losing to Kosovo is unforgivable. England beat Serbia 5-0 in Serbia last month. Imagine what we’d do to svaria
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>>151359346
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>>151359288
Norwegians (bokmål ) It's pretty understandable. Swedish I don't understand at all. maybe a little bit written
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>bajs
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>>151359344
Everyone hates the manager. He got booed by the home fans a few days ago so they stopped introducing him with the players.
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>>151359323
Dutch is more similair to Swedish than Irish
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>>151359287
My guess maybe starfelt
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Finland has a better chance of making the world cup than Sweden
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>danskjävel banner
l o l
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>>151359335
Stop simping you little bitch. Nothing good will come from contacting her. Get on with your life. If she misses you she will contact you. If not then let it go.
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>>151359395
Kosovo have a better chance of making the World Cup than Sweden
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Thanks for the replies. I was just wondering if Tomasson gives his interviews in his native tongue or what.
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>>151359396
peak
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i fight for kosovo i cheer for kosovo i am albanian we fuck the sweedes
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>>151359406
I know 3rd worlders don't understand love
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>>151359288
Swedish= Standard American Accent
Danish= https://youtu.be/3VA9vuId3ds
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>>151359248
I kinda like denmark for whats its worth
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>>151359420
probably English, but i don't know
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>>151359431
Nice LARP
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>>151359396
Screenshot?
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>>151359420
JAG SKA KLIPPA HANS TUNG
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>>151359337
She's not cute at all and a terrible person!
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Is Isak really the kind of player you build a team around?
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20 minuter kvar boys.
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Why are they just passing around the ball back and forth
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>>151359451
aren't all women. face is cute, is she is fat underneath?
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Hoppas vi förlorar. Vill inte att Kim och hans gäng ska ha några som helst ursäkter.
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>>151359315
Stupid sexy finn, must start a new crusade
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Även om Sverige inte kvalificerar till World Cup är det fortfarande värt att fira då man är mycket bättre än sin granne i öster :)
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>>151359456
No, and that's a good thing. We were shit when the whole game plan was "just pass to Zlatan".
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>>151359134
In the play he has been on our best if not the best
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>>151359420
I haven't watched any of his interviews but unless he's a fucking retard or assume Swedes are fucking retards he gives them in Danish.
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>>151359435
>I know 3rd worlders don't understand love
she doesnt love you
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>>151357438
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>>151359456
No, it’s better to realise you have a team of shitters and just park the fucking bus, 10 at the back and just kick the shit out of people
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Why is the clock running while they are changing players
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>>151359524
He gives them in English :-)
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>>151359524
It's not retarded to not understand Danish. They completely ignore consonants.
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>>151359420
He gives them in English as a humiliation ritual. To be honest we deserve all this for hiring a fucking dane.
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Imagine what Sweden could have won if this guy hadn’t wasted his prime years at Celtic
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>>151359506
Tror hela det där "Vi är åtminstonde bättre än Sverige" är mer av en finne grej. Har aldrig hört någon bry sig om att vara bättre än Finland här.
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Spelar Sverige i Kosovo?
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>>151359506
Hur går det för pekka?
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>>151359565
Nej, de spelar i Skjuteborg
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>>151359561
he still delivered in the nationalteam, don’t get how him playing for another team would change that?
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>>151359565
Ullevi, göteborg, men nästan rätt
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Hur känns det att se sitt lag vinna? Har glömt bort.
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How do you have gaykeres and Isak and not score for 3 matches in a row??? Almost 270 minutes of not scoring.
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Remember when we won by like 8 goals against Luxembourg or whatever? This team would instead lose by 2
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Alexander Isak
• 0 goals
• 0 assists
• 0 dribbles
• 0 key passes
• 0/1 ground duels won
• 0/1 crosses
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>>151359605
Samma
>AIKare
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>>151359605
Ganska kul. Mitt favoritlag i baseball vinner konstant.
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>Ishat
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it's like they're playing shit on purpose. dude
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>>151359344
are they emo?
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>>151359612
Best part is that team was known for having shit offense and yet now we are supposedly having some of the best forwards in the world.
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>>151359626
Conny...
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Leeds > Eritrea
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>>151359631
I believe it. It's the only way they'll ever get the Dane fired.
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JDT performed a magic ritual and sapped all the footballing ability of Swedish strikers into Højlund over the summer. Devious stuff from the dane.
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>>151359387
Tycker synd om JDT...
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>>151359413
Grim
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>>151359644
Jag är född och uppvuxen inom gångavstånd till Råsunda
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>>151359631
This really is the only explanation. They must hate his fucking guts.
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>>151359611
gaykeres is a fat lolcow that we somehow nigeria prince'd the entire world was somehow world class when in fact he's a lazy fraud. same goes for pissak.
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>>151359663
Knight him
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Ett lag som leds av ”stjärnor” som Isak och Viktor, två personer som i somras tydligt visade för hela världen att dom är giriga små as och fitthuvuden. Hur kunde det här någonsin spelats ut på något annat sätt?
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>>151359647
Can any Norwegians confirm whether Haaland sounds as retarded to natives as he sounds to me when he speaks Norwegian?
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>>151359670
Ses om 5
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£245m Isak & Gyokeres against Kosovo.

Still lose.

L
M
A
O
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>>151359682
>två personer som i somras
De gjorde inget fel
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>>151359697
lol!
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>>151359693
bor inte i stockholm längre :)
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>>151359697
Roflcopter
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>>151355711
Why does the Kosovanistan team look whiter?
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fatta att åka på den här matchen från typ Sthlm.. LOL
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Do it for Minja!
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lmfao bardghji
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>>151359437
Kek
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I see the regulars are here
>norway
>denmark
>UK
Reminder we literally dont think about you
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>>151359697
Stop pay these niggers so much money for kicking a ball
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it's never been more vorbei than this
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>>151359718
cuteee
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>180 minuter
>0-3 mot en mikronation
Inte ens de mest PK mediafittor kan väl försvara detta?
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In med Magnus Söderman som sportchef
Kan inte bli fel, HELL SEEEEGER.
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SKÅNE TILHØRER DANMARK
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>>151359724
I regularly wish I was Norwegian or Danish instead of born in this shithole country
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>Lagerbjelke
Han ser ut som en jävla stolpe. Noll finess, skapar ingenting. Slår några trötta bredsidor och går hem och runkar
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sack this danish fraud
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>>151359724
I want you to qualify. we need more scandi derbys in wc and euro
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>>151359756
Ta skiten då
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>>151359685
he's comes off as a bit retarded, but he has improved a lot over the years, more mature.
also he comes from bryne, they have a strange dialect imo
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>>151359697
Isak might be the worst superstar ever.
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>>151359751
PISKORRRRRRRRR
...
...
OCH
SPIKKLUBORRRRR
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Lagerbielke ser svartmuskig ut, knullade hans far någon bosnier?
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>>151359724
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>>151359762
>bielke
>är en stolpe
inte vilseledande iaf
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>>151359685
He has a normal western dialect. I've not seen him in many interviews, but he sounds normal to me.
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>>151359760
isn't it super easy migrating to denmark or norway from sweden?
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>>151359697
Those 2 are worth almost 4 times as much as their entire team btw
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Why is Roony pretending he is Ronaldo? He can't fucking dribble. Just fucking pass the ball.
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Could he fix Suede NT?
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>VIKTOR GÅ IN
nån som skrek de nyss..lol
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>>151359783
det är högadeln du talar om
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>suedilandslaget
sitter i skamvrån och skäms över mitt land
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Surely Liverpool and Arsenal fans are concerned right now?
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>KRAMP
KRAMP
>KRAMP
KRAMP
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Käften blattus
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Swedens manger actually needs to get arrested. Losing to Kosovo TWICE is insane!
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>>151359799
The problem is I'd have to live in Norway or Denmark.
Working there is fine, living there is aids.
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>>151359724
How new are you?

Love Sweden.
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>>151359724
us wootchers would be wootching U19 friendlies if it was the only thing on, dont take it personally
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>>151359837
Gyokeres seems like he'll grow into the season with Arsenal, he hasn't been totally shit.
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>>151359874
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zapping between the match and twilight
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You know lads, I'm starting to think we're not that good at this "attacking football"...
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Alexander Isak , Sweden player of ERITREAN descent LMFAOOOOOO. With these performances , gotta give that nigga the Lukaku Belgium treatment ..
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Will Niva be in the studio?
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>>151357438
made $190, tack sverige
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It’s a disgrace!
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TOTALFIASKO
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Ø
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>they're actually going to lose to kosovo again
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jaha...
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>>151359907
Love Ebba

E B B A
B
B
A
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>>151359886
that's me except it's all pirated streams and the only guy I know who wants to talk football is the 63 year old invalid at work who supports Ipswitch
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åka hem nu, jon dahl
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I genuinely thought Sweden was just unlucky and a little bad on the day, and fans were a bit unfair towards jdt. But he has to be a big part of the problem. how do they manage to be so shit, when the players (most) are pretty good at club level
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>>151359972
>>151359972
>>151359972
it's up.
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I feel bad for JDT....
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jdt måste avgå efter detta
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>Subs off your best player at half-time

Do Dane’s really?
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>>151360009
That was completely insane
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>>151359998
Me too, he'll always be a legend to me and I don't even really care about football.
I'm just sad Denmark and Sweden won't face each other at the tournament. It's always a fun and even match.
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it's been real see you in the next
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oh no no no no no
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>>151360050
Sack his ass
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>>151360051
there is stil nl play off spots
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Disqualified lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>151360078
But they will lose if they play like this.
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fittpisscphornegerbajsjudekuklandet sv*r*ge
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execute the whole team and the coach
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>>151360078
I sure as shit hope they make it. They just need to eat a bag of OLW cheese doodles before each match
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>>151360103
yeah, but they'll have a new coach by then
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>>151360009
its over
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>>151360078
We lost not one match, but home and away 3-0 to a fake micronation. We won't win a playoff against a real team.
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A V G Å
V
G
Å
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>>151359976
TOP FUCKING KEK

Same. Only its Luton Town.
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>mfw I didn't even watch the game
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Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ni är Sveriges sämsta landslag!!!!!!
Sveriges sämsta landslag!

Jaaaaaaa ni är Sveriges sämsta landslag!
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Why does Viktor speak like an immigrant?
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>>151360213
Han är ju en jugge
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>>151360179
hela förbundet
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>>151360213
how could you tell?
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Shout out secret agent Jon Dahl
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>>151360231
Hans farfar är ungrare, i övrigt är han svensk.
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>>151360256
I mean who better to distinguish an immigrant
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>>151360273
Trodde han var från makedonien
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>>151360291
Du tänker på Kulusevski, han är 100% jugge.
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shouldn't these professional football players with huge salaries be able to beat a small shithole country even if the coach is a bit retarded
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>>151360348
They don’t give a shit, they’re just phoning it in
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>>151360348
hey now
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>>151359569
Hyvin menee, toivottavasti myös sulla on kivaa
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how is this cunt already washed at 19?
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>>151355711
0
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>>151355711
Sveninho
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it's okay guys, don't fret, you will make it to the world cup by beating us in the play-offs, like in 2018.
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it's over.
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>>151374769
kwab



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