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Patty Cuckitini
The Kansas City Chiefs became the first team since 1972 to record zero turnovers, zero penalties, and one or fewer punts in a single game, following their victory against the Detroit Lions on October 12, 2025. This is a rare accomplishment, as zero-penalty games for a single team are infrequent in the NFL. The Kansas City Chiefs became the first team since 1972 to record zero turnovers, zero penalties, and one or fewer punts in a single game, following their victory against the Detroit Lions on October 12, 2025. This is a rare accomplishment, as zero-penalty games for a single team are infrequent in the NFL. The Kansas City Chiefs became the first team since 1972 to record zero turnovers, zero penalties, and one or fewer punts in a single game, following their victory against the Detroit Lions on October 12, 2025. This is a rare accomplishment, as zero-penalty games for a single team are infrequent in the NFL. The Kansas City Chiefs became the first team since 1972 to record zero turnovers, zero penalties, and one or fewer punts in a single game, following their victory against the Detroit Lions on October 12, 2025. This is a rare accomplishment, as zero-penalty games for a single team are infrequent in the NFL.
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Haven’t seen /nfl/ this buckbrocken in a long time
>hurr durr the refs bailed out the choofs again!APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
It's LIVE!https://www.foxsports.com/live/fs1
You may only reply to this post if your NFC East team won this weekendUH OH NOT SO FAST>sheagles>cowgoys>soon to be cumhandlers
detoilet cryons
fire chris grier
>28-3nick is playing with bad juju he does not understand!
Vintage Mahomes is back
>>151358038BUY ANADUYANAD
>>151358028Literally no one cares if it was a penaltyEveryone cares that they wait for the Lions to score and then go and review and go "Well actually in this one SPECIFIC instance we can call a penalty after the score is reviewed and confirmed and we didn't throw a flag and the play was over but now we can take off points :)"If they just threw a flag as soon as the play started because he wasn't set then everyone would call it cringe but be like "Alright, yeah." It is just the way it was done and you know that and everyone knows that. It is hard to take the integrity of the games seriously when conversations amongst Refs can go on for minutes after a play with no flags and a confirmed score and then have it taken off.
>Titans HC is outTitansbros, I thought this was our year?
>>151358028ChatGPT trash as usual. Sad.
"The only New York football team" by the way
>>151358020Im pretty sure no penalties is not that uncommon this is cherry picked
A banner salesman approaches you /sp/... how do you react?
>>151358083Can I trade that fancy graphic for long island?
what are the retards in nashville doing?
>>151358038>>151358068>>151358073israel please.
>>151358079lol
>>151358093>>151358068TheTackleThatTurnedThe Tide
no one respond to the faggot unironically posting nick wright shit
>>151358093>improve to 3-3>chiefs best team in footballMan I have no idea why nick Wright and the chiefs fanbase are so cloying
>>151358079>detoilet public school educationthe pool report explains exactly why there was a delay in the flag
>>151358093>>151358073>>151358068It's crazy how if it weren't for the embarrassing chiefs dick sucking he would actually be pretty likable. People pretend like he hates white QBs or something but his top 10 is predominantly white and then mixed raced QBs. He only rates Lamar highly and is critical of the guy.
Dov runs /nfl/
>>151358112>replying to your own post
>>151358099They should just sell the team to tay tay. Let Goodell rig the next few drafts
>>151358073>They think we're one posterkek
>>151358099Licking the nearest window.
>>151358099snorting Nashville hot sauce
>>151358083Who was here first?
TUA NO! YOUR HIP!
>>151358099They did what every NFL team does when bad things happen: Fire the one black guy in the room
>>151358020>>151358087>>151358028It was a playoff game for the Chiefs so they didn't make any mistakes. The Lions were 4-1 so they didn't care if they played sloppy.
>>151358044With all of the trading for a receiver talk from the Giants reporters, which realistic option would you want?
>>151358129Swift can't afford the Tits lmao. Even shitty teams make a profit hand over fist
>>151358099taking a page out of the Chicago playbook
>>151358093>.500>best team in the NFLRetard gets paid to ragebait and some retards actually take him seriously, quite sad
>>151358053This is very indian
is he right?
>>151358146aj brownthey have the cap all their current stars are dirt cheap
Amy Strunk the stinky skunk fired Coach Mike Vrabel because he wouldn't curtsey for her whenever she entered the room and now she had to fire his replacement before Vrable got a chance to hang a hundred on him.A joke of a team and a joke of an owner.
>>151358025bix nood is a black QB
>>151358099Making Tepper look patient
>>151358122>our on field refs are incompetent so NY had to break the rules to fix it. thats what they said if you can read
Explain why the Lions didn't just kick the XP before the flag came in to force the refs hand
Nick Wright is live!
>>151358139Nashville Hot is a seasoning.
>>151358124>embarrassing chiefs dick suckingIt's only embarrassing when you are sucking off a bad team like the Cowboys. The Chiefs went to 5 Superbowls and 7 straight AFC championships.
>>151358143yjk
>>151358165(((roseman))) would never allow that
>>151358170wut
>>151358122No one cares. Change the rule. It is still a penalty if the QB shifts and doesn't get set. That is totally acceptable. But make it so you have to throw a fucking flag during the play, not wait until they score and then do it.I am not even a Detroit fan, I just cannot believe people are actually defending this idea of Refs being able to take points off the board without throwing a flag during the play and just deciding after that it is a penalty. If that is the case then they need to do it on every play for every penalty. Have an all 22 review after each play and then assign penalties.>NO BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT BECAUSEShut up, you know it is retarded lmao. I would say this about any time. Hell, I'd even defend the fucking RAVENS if that happened and I am a Steelers fan. Penalties are called during the play, not decided after.
If I was a Broncos fan I would be bummed out, Bo Nix ain't it
>what race is this "Justin Fields" guy...?
>espnbabbies shitting their pants seerhing over Nick Wrightlike pottery
what the FUCK has josh done this season to deserve being the odds favorite for MVP?
>>151358160T R U T HN U K ENext week they end the Raider's season and then end Josh Allen's MVP chances.
Broussard is right, Baltimore and Lamar is always the sky is falling down when they lose the ravens locker roomnot a peep from KCits a culture and leadership thing
>>151358038n*zi government took down all streaming sites or just me?
>>151358189Oh wow, you're actually being serious.Watch more football. You're going to have a stroke when you see intentional grounding in a game.
>>151358201Its a prediction anon they assume bills will be the first seed overall and josh will play well
>>151358178It's embarrassing because the show is like 70% Mahomes, 20% who Mahomes beat recently, and then 10% cowboys or ravens.Mahomes is the best QB playing, but I grow tired of the repetitive nature of all shows like this. Can they really not sit there and talk about each and every game? Then they publicly say on air "Oh our producers said not talk about that team cause of the market"
>>151358154I will back up your notion by adding recent information I found out. Ross, owner of the phins, turned down a *10 billion dollar offer* to buy the Miami Dolphins.The Phins haven't done a fucking thing since he's bought the team and he's spent a ton of money on the stadium and the team.>stadium also has a fucking f1 track in addition to facilities and tennis courtsIf a nothing team that is permanently .500 can turn down an offer like that, imagine what some of these fucking franchises are worth.
>cam ward just posted thiscoincidence?
You now remember Will Levis
>>151358204>raiders vs chiefsHUGE game for my boys in stripes
How many more white coaches need to be scapegoated before we just collectively admit black QBs are not good
BASADO
You guys were making fun of Mahomes stats.
>>151358201The other QBs that are having a good season with a winning record are journeymen
>>151358160absolutely based and true. assblasted webm spammer can post his one new clip from the jaguars game, but we all know mahomes was battling a groin strain and that game is like their superbowl (beyond pathetic), so it doesn’t really matter
>>151358239He had a good grip before that
>>151358231He was scapegoated
>>151358231mayoman to the panthersmeme it
>>151358028can someone post a webm or link that shows goff before he come under center? all i can find are vids that start as soon as he goes into motion. this is suspicious and makes me think he never really assumed the QB position.
>>151358251clown
>>151358219First of all, flags are thrown for intentional grounding. Second of all, as a penalty it does necessitate coming at the end of the play (like with roughing the passer) because it is literally the last thing to happen, but they still try to make sure it is clear what is happening as quickly as possible. That is just reality. You can't call intentional grounding before the QB has thrown the ball (unless their name is Bo Nix or Justin Fields).Secondarily, the penalty we're discussing happened BEFORE the play started. What is the justification for not throwing a flag for a presnap penalty?
>>151358230Where does he keep his frontal lobe?
>>151358267lol
>>151358250>but we all know mahomes was battling a groin strain and that game is like their superbowlYou know anon, I heard he was suffering a bit of a flu before that game
>>151358280flu, yeah more like flu into another man's butt lmao
My Raidies will bootyblast the Queefs as long as Geno doesn't attempt to pass the ball
For me it's the firm yet yielding touch of another man and my Kansas City Chiefs
>[Sweeney] The #Chiefs aren't saying much on Josh Simmons' personal matter. Unclear right now when he will be back with the club.shieeet what do y'all think it could be
>>151358228funny how these valuations are skyrocking at exactly the same time invesent firms are being allowed to buy stakes in multiple teams. almost as if they are setting up wallstreet to hold the bag when pro sports collapses into the rubble of western civilization
>>151358307Domestic violence
>>151358225>It's embarrassing because the show is like 70% Mahomes, 20% who Mahomes beat recently,Chiefs are now America's team and get the highest ratings. Sports shows care about ratings.
>>151358299Made me think of that one where Aiden didn't complete a pass after the first quarter and still won kek
>>151358028the real reason was because a lions insider leaked the playcall to someone who bet on it and DraftKings called in a favor to avoid the payout
>>151358307Didnt even miss last night desuI hope nothing serious tho
>>151358312> when pro sports collapses into the rubble of western civilizationthis post is very brown-opinionated
Refs can fuck my girlfriend
>>151358201What the fuck has Mutthomes dome
>>151358307>back with the club.
>>151358319>ratingsYeah, that's why it sucks. They never talk about anything new or interesting
flores was right about pooa
Detroit got reffed
Chiefs are the most hated team in footballtheir dynasty gets both the 90s cowboys shitposting and the 00/10s patriots refball shitpostingno team did it better
>>151358319Yeah? And? I don't get it, KC fans are not 90% of football fans. If people are tuning into First Things First they like the personalities of the cast and their chemistry, running bits, and analysis. How many people really tune in to hear:>Chiefs good>Mahomes best>Chiefs good>Mahomes best>Chiefs good>Mahomes best
I briefly forgot how retarded and irritating and lacking in ball knowledge your average queefs bandwagoner is, now that they've clawed their way back to semi-relevance the genny is quickly becoming unusable again
Dolphins Herbert would have a ring already
>>151358362i was here the entire time, your preference is AI generated pootent
>>151358329And there it is WWE is less fraudulent than this shit
The NFL is boring and has been for years. I don't even feel like watching until either Mahomes retires, or maybe the combination of Kelce/Reid being gone slows him down.Right now if you're in the AFC you might as well not even watch until the Championship game to see if anyone beats KC. If you're in the NFC you're basically just competing to lose to KC. Every regular season they start slow and then turn into juggernauts that are unstoppable. I dunno, somehow this feels worse than Brady and the Pats. I think it is because KC is actually better than them and has a floor of the AFC Championship game while the Pats would get bounced in the divisional round sometimes. They were much less dominant.
>>151358348all these mid day sports shows are geared towards unemployed blacks who smoke weed all day
>chiefskiddies arrive en masseschool's out
>>151358307A little struggle snuggle incident
YEPI AM THINKING THE LIONS SPIRITUALLY LOST
>>151358312Well in the case of the phins it isn't too overblown when you take into account over a decade ago he paid half a million for 50% of the phins. He has since spent hundreds of millions on the team and the stadium each independently even if it hasn't worked out. Point being while I wouldn't say 10b is worth it for the phins it isn't some absurd number really. I'd say closer to 2-3 but obviously if you're not trying to sell you get to make those kind of calls. Ross intends to leave the team to his daughters.
>Me listening to everyone say the Chiefs are dead in the water after week 3 only to witness them crawl back into relevancy (they have done this repeatedly)
>>151358348>How many people really tune in to hear:Ask the NBA how their ratings are doing now that they don't have a dynasty. Fans pretend like they don't like dynasties but they do. Even the Chiefs haters need a them to exists.
>>151358307got buck broken last night
>>151358267intentional grounding isnt even a penalty. its a sack. its a terrible rule that encourages QBs to make wreckless throws. the penalty for intentional grounding should be an actual loss of down. for example, intentional grounding on 3rd down is a turnover on downs. you would never see an intentional grounding again, and aint that supposed to be the point of penalties?
>>151358327Geno is so bad it makes me miss O'Connell
well, /nfl/?
>>151358391>neet doesn’t know what day itgo outside
>>151358381GOOGLE NO
>Za'Darius Smith retires mid seasonWhat playing with Gaylen Squirts does to a motherfucker.
Bonus since I'm talking about Ross the owner of the phins:He went down to the field to celebrate the win only to watch the phins lose yesterday kekApparently media saw him talking to McDaniel and then just walking away.
>>151358426Myles Garrett attempted to kill a man on the football field and every game he's been allowed to play since then is conclusive proof of black privilege
>>151358426Dov doesn't miss
>>151358342Duh no shit
>>151358362You sound like a mindbroken faggot. I can't blame you since you hate the Chiefs and they keep winning. I've been saying since the Jags game that the offense was ascending and to buy stock in them but of course you're all braindead haters, so you acted like I was crazy. That that it's undeniable that they're going to not only be a playoff team but also, retake the division, you're all going into hypercope mode and will try to desperately nitpick anything you possibly can to discredit them. It's going to be fucking hilarious to watch you all do this as they keep winning.
>>151358391shutup idiot. im sorry that your flyover shitter is irrelevant and has to go all out in a meaningless midseason matchup against an injured and weaponless chiefs squad for you to feel like you are part of something other than sitting in your grandmas basement eating cheetos
>>151358413The NBA has a lot more problems than lacking a dynasty. Yeah, a villain to root against helps but they have a whole ton of issues that need to be fixed.I think the complete lack of teams and just individual players going wherever they want and having total control is a bigger issue.
>>151358470Didn't read
>packed up dem 'boysMy Midget Quarterback Can't Be This Based
>>151358420lel
>>151358435its not really hurts fault. smith didnt sign up to play 70% of snaps. hes supposed to be a 3rd a pass rotation guy whos there for the buffet and a decent chance at a ring
>>151358490i know it will never happen but you know its a good idea
Contenders:>Chiefs>Bills>Lions>Bucs>SteelersPretenders:>Packers>Colts>Jags>Eagles>Broncos
>>151358484>beating a team that let the corpse of russ wilson throw over 500 yards against them and let bustin throw 245 yards and multiple TDsimplessive
>>151358481>asshurt enough to respondYeah, you did read and it upset you. The Chiefs are taking the AFC again.
>>151358475Isn't Kansas the definition of a flyover state though?
>>151358484they’d be starting andy dalton right now if it wasnt for rico dowdle coming in and taking over the last 2 games
>queefs>contenders
>mad at my colts yet again
>>151358413the NBA is struggling because it's boring to watch, it's extremely "woke", and the player empowerment era has killed the sport. It's not fun anymore. LeBum broke the league.
>>151358484You beat the 32nd ranked defense by a FG. Congratulations.
>>151358526Im adding this one to the end of season collage
>>151358508I have far more faith in the Clots than I do the Stoolers.
>>151358518this summer KC is going to feel like NYC with all the poorfags flying in to for affordable world cup tickets
You just know Geno will put a monster game vs my chiefs
>>151358384queefs literally suck ass brodon't tell me you actually fell for the etroit Lions media hype AGAIN???
really makes you think
>>151358512>>151358525>>151358535ya niggas seethe
>>1513585473 scapegoats and one brain-spider-addled retard
>>151358546Yeah they suck so much ass that they are either in the AFC Championship or Superbowl every year including getting a 3peat attempt.
>>151358518shutup, just shut the fuck up. KC is more refined and cultured than jacksonville or some shithole like new orleans
>>151358329Would murder every ref and jewdell in Minecraft if they fucked me like this
Excuse me, gentlemen, but the Panthers have the best mascot in the league.
>3peat attemptHANG THE BANNER
hey guys i know you want to be mad about this or happy about that but i just want to say fuck the dolphins fire chris grier.thanks everyone hope this helps
>queefs literally suck ass bro don't tell me you actually fell for the etroit Lions media hype AGAIN???
>>151358566>AFCwho cares lolif they make it to the superbowl they're just getting raped again
>>151358575>more culture than New OlreansLouisiana might be a shithole but it's got SOUL (unique language, natural disasters, music, art, legendary battle in 1812). Missouri and Kansas are just... there.
>>151358546lions are lowkey ass , none of their wins have aged well
>>151358603squirts already got carried to his DEI ring, he’s the Russell Wilson of the 2020s.
>>151358580I actually think aside from the Commies the Panthers are the second worst designed team. Their mascot sucks. Their colors are ugly. They have basically no history or culture. It is basically just Cam, lmao.
>>151358614groin flu
NOBODY CHECK MAHOMES ACCOMPLISHMENTS WITHIN HIS AGE BRACKET VS BRADY!!!! YOU MIGHT UPSET THE PATS BANDWAGONERS!!!!
>>151358614Notice the queef running out of bounds making no attempt to immediately reenter the field of play (unflagged, as is customary)
>>151358603by who? NFC lost its luster now the eagles are exposed
>muh pace
reid and mahomes will forever chase the ghost of brady and belicheck, unfortunately neither will get there, but it will be fun to watch them try.
>>151358508>I don't know ball
>dem sois
>>151358632They were cool when they joined the league with Kerry Collins at the helm, but that was like 9001 years ago.But I disagree with you about the mascot. Sir Purr is cute as fuck.
>>151358621>ebonics>wind and rain>beating on a 5 gallon pail >graffiti>beating an enemy that already surrendered tell me more about the great culture of new orleans
>>151358629>>151358657>implying the Eagles were ever legitYou REALLY don't know ball
Baker > Midhomo
>>151358665I see no reason to doubt they will. They're playing in an even less competitive era in an even worse division.
>>151358614>groin injury>weaponless>missed intentional grounding call by refsand yet, jags and bunco troons act like they won the superbowl. Enjoy your wild card exit
>>151358068>Chiefs are the best team because they got a home win against a team that has never even been to a super bowl in their entire existence
>>151358632dumb zoomer put respect on jake delhommes name
>when they ask you to actually play football
>>151358697Goddamn, that was harsh.
>>151358711>guys, I'm thinking about trannies again
Remember that little turd sniffer GayGay McSharty? Remember how upity Kangnigs got because he completed some passes in the the quarter? Almost a year and a half in the NFL and hes played a total of 2 games with 3 ints and 2 tds.Massive bust
>>151358705>ringless>check down merchant>statbabbybaker is an insult to football
>>151358665I doubt Mahomes thinks much about Brady anymore now that they can't really hang out, Brady however is required to think of Mahomes quite often due to his job as commentator and part time NFL owner
>>151358160Yeah? Explain why the Chiefs got exposed so hard against the Jags then? Chiefs managed a comfortable win against a very injured Lions D with a first year defensive coach and I'm supposed to be impressed?
>this is _________ _________ rumored new girlfriend bet you can't guess the NFL player
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>151358697That's still more than Kansas and Missouri have combined. >muh Gateway to da WestAdditionally I don't think anything near fucking St. Louis should talk about ebonics
>>151358742>>151358711
>>151358632titans?
>>151358742Sorry, buddy, but my chiefies are the only team that gets injuries
>>151358641There's at least 40 anons who post here during the regular season yet all of us combined can't name a single thing Brady had over Mahomes at this age. They are tied with 3 rings, but Mahomes beats him in everything else.
>>151358748forgot my pic
chiefs are back until they lose to the raiders next week then it's all over then they're going to be the best team in the league when they beat the commanders, only to be the worst team in the league after they lose to buffalo, and then the greatest team after they beat the broncos, repeat ad nauseam.
>>151358709>in an even worse division.Have to disagree. AFCW sent 3 teams to the playoffs last year. There's no way that ever happened in the AFCE during Brady's reign.
>>151358748day'von'tray'darius shay'lon wash'ington
>>151358774Mac Jones, believe it or not
>>151358727They always talk about HOW I’m thinking about trannies againthey never stop to wonder WHY I’m thinking about trannies again
>>151358774
>>151358774Jared Goff
>>151358776>after they lose to buffaloChiefs usually tank against the Bills to not reveal their playbook for the regular season but this year is different. Chiefs no longer have any games to lose and are already in playoff mode. Mahomes is already using his rush trump card. Bills are NOT winning that game. Screenshot this posts.
>>151358790>wondering about the obvious Why bother
>>151358749Vintage AFCW fuckery
>>151358790you mirin' trannies, there anon?
>enjoy winning your superbowlWhy are Fentadelphians and Kansass Shitty residents like this?
>>151358776I may dislike the Chiefs but aint no way Geno carving up the Chiefs Defense. However that would be funny as fuck.
>player's wife or girlfriendbunch of candy ass faggots around here
>>151358774Aron Rodgers of course
>>151358782Maybe don't put your city in two states dipshit
lmao this was a retooling year, there was no expectations for KC coming in and they're almost garuanteed to win their divisionits wild
>>151358770>all of us combined can't name a single thing Brady had over Mahomes at this ageWhen Brady was 6 games into his year 30 season, he was 6-0
stupid trash ass detoiletnow we have to deal with chiefniggers acting all high and mighty despite being .500 this is why you’ll never even sniff the superbowl
>>151358820The Chiefs have been to 5 of the last 6 super bowls. Beating any team isn't a super bowl for us.
Whose best coordinator is ditching them mid season to go be a HC in Tennessee?
>>151358484Best part was the Panthers put together a video of all the "lifelong Cowboys fans" who raided their stadium getting BTFOhttps://x.com/Panthers/status/1977534658087719343
>>151358740>mahomes isn't a checkdown merchant
>>151358853>usStop drinking and driving, JaQ'vian Monk'ESpeed
>us
>>151358853>KC reading comprehensionKWAB
>>151358780>>151358786>>151358797>>151358803>>151358837you people are awful. it's jaxon btw
>>151358814>chiefs in lastIf only things could go back to the way they were
>>151358770Brady isn't a mudblood married to a whore that enjoys cucking him, for starters. Also, anyone using the phrase "that game was like their superbowl" or any permutation thereof needs to be beaten within an inch of their lives to harvest the salt within them.
>>151358224It's not a prediction. Those lines are based on how much action they can get on it. The well-known names will have "better odds" because those names have a higher likelihood of Joe Q. Public betting on them, especially if they see those names at the top. They are pretty much selling you a confirmation bias.
>>151358853i got hired to be an andy reid look alike at a fan event and the front office mailed me a super bowl ring after LVII
>>151358881LMAO really?
>>151358881the kid from utah isn't gonna get with a nig, he's going to get the penultimate blonde haired blue eyed mormon supermodel.
>>151358869Just got done listening to a montage of sois fans melting down. It was glorious
>>151358230Damn. I like Gruden. I don't want to have to hate him if he's coaching in >my division
>>151358894>john q. publicyou still never said what your picks were for tonight
>>151358851>uppityChiefs fans don't get uppity, we are royalty. We were a coin flip in overtime from playing in 6 of the last 7 super bowls. We're so successful the analogy for us is trust fund babies. Only poverty fans can get uppity. Stop using words you don't understand.
>>151358881X to doubt
>>151358881She looks 30yo
Micah Parsons before facing the Joe Flacco: “I haven’t had Flacco yet. I need him. I want him. It’s time to get him.” In his two games against Joe Flacco Parsons recorded 0 sacks.
>>151358234If they aren't mixed race or they don't have "Lamar" as a first name, then I don't want anything to do with them.
>>151358740>Checkdown merchantBaker currently leads the league & has twice as many TD passes of 20+ air yards as the next guy in the league fyi. (8)You are wrong, shut up.
>bakey is an evangelical *pukes*
>>151358818Need me a mommy domme with a cock like a pringles can. Even better if she still lets me violently fist women on the side. I'm a Toxins fan btw.
>>151358969I like him even more now
wtf, drake maye is white?idk why but I assumed he was black because of the name, it sounds like a black name but he's fucking white, I guess I just don't know football I barely pay attention to teams outside of my own but I just always assumed he was black
>>151358969That rustles my fedora
>>151358969I hate him even more now
>>151358955>I haven’t had Flacco yet. I need him. I want him.Gay
>>151358969zionist baker mayfield confirmed
>>151358998I didn't know tyrod taylor was black until like a week ago
>>151358973>I'm a Toxins fan btw.They're so trash that I actually forgot they even existed just because they're on a bye week.
>>151358969gaycker gayfield
>>151358969>we're retaking Constantinople, on a boat carried by a tide of saracen blood that will then wash over and drown the trespassers of JerusalemJesus Baker
>>151358973Have you seen the colts?
>>151359011This is the gayest general on the board and if you can't get behind the bussy posting you should probably just leave. We fuck man ass around here lil nigga.
Mahomes should be the MVP. He has the best stats and did it without his best receiver(s), two novices on the oline, and with the toughest defensive schedule in the league.
>>151359030Yeah, man. She's a real looker
>>151358998Drake Maye is a white football name. It can be subtle for people who don't know ball or race but there are very specific rules.
>>151359028>and drown the trespassers of Jerusalemoi vey, the glazer family won't like that
>>151358940>Poverty fansClearly you started watching the Chiefs in 2018
>>151358969Can't believe this pro athlete thinks God had a plan for him.
>>151359049Well if you want males your options are limited.
>>151359025They'll still somehow make the playoffs. >>151359030I'd let Ms. Irsay hold my keys
>>151358996>>151359003>>151359004>>151359019>>151359026>151359028Stop giving (Yous) to twitter screenshot post from MLFootball who use AI to generate their content farming tweets. Thanks.
>>151359071There's no way anyone who played for the Browns and Panthers believes in god anymore
>>151359070anon, 2018 was 10 years ago it might be time to move on
>>151358869hope they had ICE waiting in the parking lots
>>151359049kek I can't unsee it now
what's patti thinking at this moment?
>>151359112Looks like shocked disgust.
>>151358864They're going to promote their OC to HC and then make McDaniels the new OC.
>>151358969cringe shit
>>151359114>it's going to cool off in the fallYou don't say?
>>151359112>>151359124if I had to guess>inmates running the asylum in detroit huhhe's a texan after all
>>151358329Imagine how ridiculous your brain must be to think this way. How many millions of bets are happening every day? Zoomoids believe that refs are on 24/7 call for every little scenario that can be bet on in a game.Draftkings made $4.4 billion last year. $450k is literal peanuts to them. But thousands of (brown) people do their implausible (brown people) conspiracy theories. Like I said earlier, this is all hindsight and assumptions. You guys really give Jews waaay too much credit for their machinations and scheming abilities. If you asked the average brown zoomoid, Jews are omnipresent living gods.
>>151358864Jeff Saturday
>>151359114kek you joke but people really aren't ready for the coming ice age.Going to love when the northerners think they'll be able to come south for the long winter only to meet a wall.go phins!
>>151359114the fuck you do want me to do about it
>>151359131why would McDaniels leave the Pats with Drake Maye to go be the OC for the Tits and Scam Ward?
>>151359139You dont understand. This isn’t normal cooling temps, its literally an ice bulb in the atmospheric river, it can cause permafrost at ground level. Fucking moron
>>151359150as if south florida wont be part of the atlantic ocean by that point kek
>>151359171>it won't be so hotHow do we make this happen sooner?
>>151359176When.. most of the world freezes? Florida is going to be part of the only livable part of the planet, anon. A thin band around the equator. I know as a chiefs fan it is hard for you to understand complex topics like this but let the adults deal with it.
>>151359188Farting more
>polar vortexes cause permafrostwe're reaching levels never thought possible, we have to keep going.
>>151359171>permafrost
>>151359171icebow* pardon
>>151358484>panthers are 3-3wtf? congrats, unironically that's not bad
>>151359112I wonder if this dude would fuck my wife while I watch?
>>151358632DEM SOIS are still fucking seething
>broncos official highlight video was like 4 minutes longI'm sorry, London. The NFL should stop hosting international games
>>151359205>>151359171The boomers who control the world only have 10-20 years left on this earth, it's unironically not their problem. Deal with it nerds. Get rekt.
>>151359220Bro thats not fair that is a lot of pressure, can you like watch on a security cam or something? I don't want to see you watching me watching her watching me watching you fuck her in the pussy.
>>151359188this guy gets it
>>151359214They play the Jest next week. Basically going to be 4 - 3 going into a bye.
>>151359214They're not too shabby when bryce doesn't spot the other team 10-20 points early
We should focus on technological advances that will allow us to blow up the sun. Too long has it oppressed us, bearing down from the sky.It is time for that to change.
>>151359234im surprised they even got that much, should just be the 9 sacks and the TD to the backup TE
>>151359258>t. Matrix robot
>>151359249>>151359257.500 is respectable, that shows progress for them.
>>151358484WE UPWILDCARD SEASON LOADING
>>151359221Oh trust me, I am glad the cowboys lost to the Panthers. I just think the team needs a reboot. Their unis and colors suck.
>>151359214same record as undisputed super bowl champs kansas city chiefs btw
>>151359171>>151359114This is factually incorrect, sorry anon. But October is expected to be the hottest month on record. Wetbulb temperatures are expected to soar to 120, it will be so hot you won’t be able to survive outside 3-4 hours without dying of a heatstroke. Global warming exists and it is getting hotter year after year thanks to the greenhouse effect, so you were right about a climate crisis. In about 2-3 years you can expect earth’s surface temperature in the South to soar to 130 degrees on average in the summer. Carbon emissions are literally burning holes in our atmosphere and killing our flora
it's never been more over than it is now
>>151359114Lies we been having record wetbulb temps all year
>>151359237dont worry the people waiting to take over are just as greedy and morally corrupt
>>151359237The world will start to heal when the boomers start dying off. A great healing.
>>151359114>18,000 feetforgot to crop your iphone picture moshe?
>>151358623They're the most fun team in the game. Jags are up there too
>>151359306Rattler is legitimately better than anyone thought he would be, but he is still not that good and is not gonna lead you to a #1 overall pick.
DARPA controls the weather they fucked me last year with two feet of snow after posting wrong thing
>>151359297And I think your opinion sucks. Black and blue is cool.
>yfw you get called for another multi-million dollar gig playing a game
>>151359358Do not mention us again
>>151359362I am over the black NFL uniforms. Everyone and their mom has one now.
>>151358300For me it's Daisy Taylor at full volume and my Las Vegas Raiders
>>151358749>All teams win>Still look like shit
>>151359394anon, those jerseys are blue
>>151359362Those colors really are nice.
>>151359369Gruden will never coach in the NFL again. However, he could coach in college I think.
>>151359369Anti-football pussies will be forced to bend the knee
>>151359394all white uniforms are much worse
>>151359394Meanwhile the new uniforms for the Phins for their rivalry set aren't even black they are "dark navy" with some stupid fucking bullshit on them. NFL are tards.
>>151359367
>>151359418The Bills one is pretty bad that they showed off this year. I think the Bengals have very nice white uniforms. MY steelies always had good looking whites.
>>151359369We're so back (I hope)
Running quarterbacks are not special anymore.
>>151359426Mahomes will break this record
>>151359426Big if true
>>151359426
>>151358093>>151358099you mog 151358097
>>151359439league are cowards they would never.Mike McDaniel better watch out just in case though.
This is the best Chiefs team I've seen in my life and the first time they are elite on offense and defense. • Defense held the Ravens, Lions, and Eagles to under ~15 points by the 4th quarter all of which were top scoring offenses• Chiefs finally have depth in the OL and WR room and are now scoring 30 points and that's before they get Rice.• Mahomes has never lost a Superbowl when he had a stable OL and currently leads the league in total yards and total TDs.
>>151359448Well, Jayden is a QB who runs, not a running QB
Eagles are cooked. Nibbas out here retiring
>>151359367>>151359426>>151359459This guy fucks his mom
Who here is watching the World Cup qualifiers? It’s football!
Mahomes is too good the NFL needs to step in and make him play with a eye patch or something to even the odds
>>151358010MVP Front Runner Drake Maye is MY QB!!!
>>151359492kwab many such casessocioeconomic factors
>>151359369isn't he currently suing the NFL? I doubt they would let him coach if that is the case
>>151359482Poetry
>>151359482stfu weather boy
>>151359448What's special is the mobile pocket QB. Pure runners are irrelevant and pocket QBs are too stationary.
who did it better?
>>151359507>Mahomes is too good the NFL needs to step inThey already did. They tried to suspend Rashee Rice for 12 games but the NFLPA stepped in to stop them.They would be 6-0 if they had Rice
>>151359482BASED NOOTICER
>>151359544i love that he thought he wasn't going to get shoved back, what a fucking giant pussy
>>151359544Tart got more of a windup, real pimp slap action
>>151359544You can slap a chiefs player during and after the game and the league does nothing. Chiefs owner should file a police report for assault. That will get the league to do their job.
>>151359482you should not post hate rhetoric. 2/3 of Jews in the united states face harmful and hateful racist comments every yearinsane baseless conspiracy theories are considered hate rhetoric.
>>151358187the refs on the field didnt know it was an illegal formation. NY called in to fix it. goff is 6'4 and 4 feet wide and 4 different refs are watching him from presnap through whistle its impossible to lose sight of him. this transcript is intended to make it look like they did their jobs a little late but the truth is they didnt do their jon at all.
>>151359544Kelce wasn't hurt so I guess Branch
>>151359544you know Branch was replaying this in his head since the JuJu hit and just went for it lmao
>>151359578The tart one was a flag tho
what's his name again?
2024 QB re-draft1. Caleb Williams2. Drake Maye3. Jayden Daniels,, 4. Bo Nix5. Michael Penix Jr.6. J. J. McCarthy
>>151359583lol
>>151359508I'm happy for you guys. I'm sick of Josh Allen getting a free ticket to the playoffs. Finally he has some competition. Now if only the Jets and Dolphins can get their shit together.
>>151359567Everyone on the queefs is bitchmade
>Chiefs Schizo returns>Spamming the general Nick Wright screenshotsLast night was their Superbowl it seems and they needed the refs to win itKEK
>>151359544My Chiefies got them big mad Kiss the rings chumps
>>151359603I'm worried this could hurt >us in the playoffs. Something has been very wrong since his surgery.
>>151359583>NY called in to fix itWRONGsee >>151358028
>>151359508These North Carolina boys are pretty good at football
other than caleb, who is the CEO of zest?
>>151359618When the Lions and Chiefs play each other both olines hold and the refs let them play. I don't see a problem with it. They wanted it to be a shootout but Jared Goff couldn't hang with Mahomes despite having vastly superior weapons and OL.
>>151359635>OMG A PIECE OF PAPERRRRRRR
>>151359581for absolutely no reason at all
>>151359657OBJ
>>151359658You should've stuck with the weather shtick.
>>151359657
Do the niggles make a splash trade?
>>151359657Terrell Owens
>>151359658you should be happy Columbus discovered americaWithout it, you’d still be eating dirt in what ever shithole country your ancestors came from
>>151359686Embarrassing himself in front of his snowbunny
is there anything more embarrassing than getting tackled by the punter?
>>151359609He's coming for your ass too
>>151359686RG Zesty could deepthroat a blue whale
>migrantsyou’re getting your stories mixed up there, Moishe.
>>151359707losing games
This is what Mahomes looks like with and without Worthy and will look even better with Rice.Chiefs would be 6-0 if he had all his weapons.
I think the chiefs are the only team whose defense actually gets better in the second half
>>151359707Yeah training punts all week only to need your punter make a tackle to save a TD KWAB
I'm thinking about men with dubious sexuality. Go Chiefs!
>Patrick: I don't think that was a penalty >Ref #1: You heard the man, it wasn't a penalty>Ref #2: Ok, I will pick up the flag
>>151359749Coach spags makes adjustments.
As a fan of all 5 AFCW teams at once, nobody has it better than us
>>151359725>>151359643>>151358833>>151358864>>151358897>>151358899>>151359025>>151359028Reminder that there are people who genuinely believe that being good at Yugioh puts them on an ascended plane of humanity and will treat you like trash at a tournament
>>151359707If it's Shane Lechler it's acceptable
>>151359779You just activated my trap ref
>>151359744Why would IDF be in /sp/?
>>151359749Saints
>>151358770just like how no one wants to admit tiger woods is better than jack nicklaus.
>>151359779How do you make that many quote links? It cuts me off after only 5 of them.
>>151359508As a Saints fan, I gotta say that the refs were fucking over the Patriots nonstop and Maye just kept making plays. He looks legit.
>>151359804anon...
>>151359150>coming ice ageIt's been here for a while already. This is one of the cooler periods in the history of the earth. Don't let grifting faggots get you to believe that the amount of Co2 going from 0.021% to 0.046% is going to be the end of the world. It's all brazillian fuckshit and anyone that brings it up should be told to kill themselves or made to do so.
>>151359707wtf he's fucking fast
>>151359804If you're not gay, you can't do it.
>>151359778Still so fucking weird to me that Seattle is in the NFC.
>>151359477>Refs held the Lions to under ~15 points by the 4th quarter which is a top scoring offense
>>151358020>the Cheater City Cheaters cheatedyes we know
>>151358886Why does Mahomes children look more white than Brady's?
>>151359768This plus our guys dont seem to get tired (chenai, tranqull, karlaftis, bolton)Only one whos gassed at the end is chris jones but thats understandable
>>151359744post this stupid shit again and you are getting permabanned. /pol/ is down the hall and to the left
/hoc/ is making fun of how brown we are again
>>151344509Have you tried watching him play
>>151359707ya, colliding with your teammate and injuring him so he misses multiple games
>>151359823Shalom
>>151359823Oh no we're not even in it yet, it will get massively hotter first, then super cold for awhile before it levels out. You are correct though generally.The real damage as always humans do to the environment is the fucking CHEMICALS in the air and food and water and and and...go footballllll
>>151359830Same, but they were pretty insignificant in the afc outside of maybe largent and cortez kennedy
>>151359850kek
>>151359839Im.banmwd from pol but not here
>>151359823The planet itself will be fine. We're just fucking ourselves and the environment over.
>>151359477>Eagles>top scoring offenseshut the fuck up ball non-knower
niggers want to be al roker in here real bad today
>>151359606Why would Daniels go lower
>>151359779>>151359822>>151359829This is fucking BULLSHIT. When I try to make all those quotes it says it detects spam. Someone explain this to me right now. Fuck you. >Fuck you. Fuck you. >Fuck you. Fuck you. >Fuck you.
Huge day for Penis Jr today
>>151359811The Reffies were trying to keep it competitive, something they've been doing all season. And this season is brought to you by Draftkings!
>>151359881He looks so weird skinny now
>>151359909reset your router and delete your cache
Before I graduated high school, we had a third party company that was hired to come talk to us about the importance of recycling, energy consumption awareness, biking instead of walking, etc. All of this was pushed by their main narrative, that the Earth’s surface was going to literally turn into an inferno in the next 25 years (i shit you not they told us this). Well I did some further research, and it turns out they are one of the top donors and sponsors of JFNA. Shocker!
>>151359909The guy probably has 4chan pass
>>151359909It's like when Benny Johnson was complaining about adds for gay sex. Stop spamming the board.
Third year in a row a quarterback was #1 overall and third year in a row that player turned out to suck
Do any of you faggots who say that other people "don't know ball" actually know things such as coverages, route concepts, down/distance strategy, run concepts, protections etc.? Or do you just mindlessly watch like everyone else and think that your shitty eye test is the be all end all of on field analysis?
>>151359909>>151359909>>151359909>>151359909>>151359909why are you spamming the board? fuckin retard.
>>151359916jannies knee, explain this fuckshit to me. Why is this anon able to make so many links >>151359779 but when I try it says spam >>151359909
>>151359951I have never watched a football game in my entire life
why did the stoolers dump pickens? he seems pretty good
>>151359916Range ban New Zealand.
>>151359951go do some math problems and settle down fag
>>151359862Eh, it was different as a Chiefs fan. Sure, Seattle wasn't relevant in the big picture, but having a division rival just... gone, was and still is weird.Come to think of it, that had to have been super fucking awkward for Seahawks fans.
>>151344509Maye's completion numbers are Tua tier and he doesn't have Hill or Waddle. No injury or arm red flags either. You just don't know ball, or anything for that matter. I hate the Pats but he's an emerging superstar
>>151359951My closely curated opinions on how fucking much the dolphins suck and my hatred for them is finely honed over 35+ years of suffering and I will fucking cut you.
>>151359966Hothead he was getting flagged for some bulltshit every game
>>151359961see >>151359942Also, I am not sure why you think I am a Janny.
>filtered flag>filtered tripcode>filtered flag>filtered tripcode>pol spam and other nonsense the absolute state of this general
>>151359968the middle east too
APOLOGIZE
>>151359966Diva. Headcase. Too much of a pain in the ass.
>>151359966the good and bad about him are pretty well communicated in this webm
>>151359951Yes but at the end of the day the eye test is the only metric that matters
>two games today>they're both shitDoes MNF get last pick of network games this season?
>>151359877Don't care, just means I have to get a better AC unit. Until the shipping industry (which produces 70% of all greenhouse gas emissions because they burn fucking asphalt for fuel) is made to do something about the amount of pollution they spew, it's a nothingburger, and I will kick a science! enjoyer in the neovag if they even suggest I do anything about my personal consumption or emissions unless and until shipping has to do something about their own. I could buy a fucking detroit diesel 16 cylinder and use it to turn a generator at full bore rpm to power my home for the rest of my life and it wouldn't even be half of what one transatlantic trip in a container ship produces. Climate change is not my fault nor is it my problem, everyone saying otherwise can kill themselves, so something about it that matters first before you tell me I can't fucking cook with propane anymore.
>>151359968Just remind him of that one, sweaty summer of 2017 and post his picture. You know, the one that Ravens faggot shared of his exposed ass like the sissy showoff he is.
filtering posts is a sure sign of mental midgetafraid your feelings are going to get hurt?
>>151359994>>filteredimagine being so weak you need to hide posts you don't like
>>151359983Not who you are replying to but do interceptions count against completion percentage because they were tossing around stats about how Tua was 2nd in the fucking league for completion% and its like WOW HE SURE DID A LOT WITH THAT OVER HIS HALF A FUCKING DECADE ON THE PHINS EH GUYS?
>>151359994>pol spamexcept it isnt politics
>>151359779Only mods can make that many quote links. What is your team, mod?
>>151359951People really underestimate just how much each player on the field has to think about when executing a play. I bet some people here genuinely think that when a team runs the ball, they're just handing it off and the offensive linemen are just mindlessly blocking wherever they want.
>>151359994I saw a few racial sluts as well
>>151359991sure thing, Deepak
>>151359635>multiple officials lost sight of the quarterbackthis is a bullshit story to distract from the fact that NFL HQ is in the refs ear all game because the last thing they want is for fans to understand that every play is reviewed and nearly every bad call is approved by the league.
>>151360059they don't?
>>151359966Without Jerruh buckbreaking him into a good boah he wouldn't be worth a damn. Say what you will about Jerruh but he is kang of taking problem bucks and making them do their fucking jobs. If he could turn Irving and Bryant into mostly functioning human beings, Pickens is going to be a walk in the park.
I just woke up from a 7 year coma. How the Fuck do the queefs have 3 new rings?
>>151360113announcing reports is a bannable offense
>>151360129I will never understand this
>>151360129No it isn't.
>>151360114what are you going to do about it? stop watching football?
>>151359369What in the fuck did he even do that was so horrendously bad he has to be given the Chris Benoit treatment? They act like the guy never even existed.
>>151360114You can nitpick any team and find a bunch of penalties that didn't get called, but since it's the Chiefs you're all gonna act like it's some phenomenon unique to them. Face it, compared to the rest of the league, they're buttoned up and disciplined. Their players certainly don't attack anyone post game like Detoilet.
>>151360148It literally is bitchknees
>>151360065I could go for a Roti rn.
>>151360113Absolutely based
>>151360122
Explain how the Chiefs aren't the best team in the league? They dominated the Lions who were on top of everyone's power rankings. This isn't the same Chiefs team that lost to the Chargers, they now have Worthy and Rice and the two novices on their OL have more experience.
>>151360166being racist in a league that's 80% black is beyond unacceptable
>>151360148>janny that doesn’t know the rulesthat explains a lot
>>151360169Literally?
>>151360181Shhhhh, don't tell them. Let them all find out slowly and the mindbrokenedness will be even more hilarious
>watch game last nightYou sincerely cannot tell me that this shit tier rigged sport is better than cfb
>>151360189what's a sage?
>>151360114This gotta be bullshit only 12 games?
>>151360189What's the punishment for offtopic?
>>151360122They let my beloved QB, The Great Smeth, depart.And though it hurt me dearly, it turned out to be the right call.Still miss Smeth, though.
>>151360199I can and I will.
>>151360166He said nigger a few times in some emails. That's it. But since we live in clownworld that's worse than actual rape. And for what it's worth, just saying nigger isn't inherently racist unless used in a hateful context, which I have not done in this post, but it will be deleted and I will be banned regardless because - again - we live in clownworld.
>>151360199I know you're not typing after that Georgia vs Auburn shitshow
breaking news:mike mcdaniel is still not firedchris grier still has a job
>>151360204It's an herb mostly used in the winter, you'd associate it with Thanksgiving.
>>151360222You mean BYU @ UofA
>>151360204A wise man.
>>151360199It is. Those college kids are retarded, let's not pretend otherwise.
>>151360228
>>151360186Now was he actually being racist or was he "said something offensive to somebody that wouldn't be offended by it" racist?
>>151360114>>151360177>When the Chiefs win it's because of refs>When the Chiefs lose it's because the refs no longer helps themThese schizos want to have it both ways.
bradysknee is funny asf i like his style
>>151360221Im honestly glad that his ass was cancelled and now he's a shabbos goy for that barstool jew or whatever. The most overrated fucking coach in my entire life. I can't believe people still suck his micro dick.
New>>151360260>>151360260>>151360260
>>151360168the chefs penalty advantage is statistically impossible given reids history and mahomes wild playstyle. it can only be explained as am active choice by NFL officials.
>>151360255anon you are already massively disliked in here and then you say some stupid shit like that, come on now stop trollin broclearly you are obsessed with /sp/ and can't stop posting so cut it out already.
>>151360251>the refs do not help the Chiefs ever>the Chiefs are not going 20-0 every single year and winning every single game by 10 possessions, therefore there is absolutely no preferential treatment ever>look, the Chiefs lost a game here and there! that proves the refs NEVER help them win!
>>151360255brown people have to stick together
>>151360166He said some Maurice guy has lips like Michelin tires and you can't make fun of jiggaboos in this league
>>151360204If you write sage in the options line the thread doesn’t get bumped by your post. People used to post just the word to tell someone their thread sucked and it was annoying spam on half of the threads.
>>151360287>He said some Maurice guy has lips like Michelin tiresThat's pretty funny.
>>151360255shut the fuck up youre both awful
kek lions are shit. Goff ain't that guy.
>>151360357Black
