SEA leads series 1-0Game tied 3-3, Top 3rd
>>151361698I hate this panamanian faggot
Hockey is for fags.
>>151361698I love this panamanian friend
>>151361690>>151361690>>151361690Use this thread
>>151361785we'll come here next bro unless somebody else makes a thread i can't stop that
>a fucking leaf
DAAAAAAA BLOO JAYS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
nth for my mariners and getting pegged by my wifey
>>151361698is this really necessary?
Canada is gay as fuck lol
OUR MS ARE LOOKIN SOOOOOO GOOD!OUR MS ARE LOOKIN SOOOOOO GOOD!
>>151363828Twins have a really good farm going right now. They will be good in the near future
>>151363837yes there's still plenty of time to dunk on the Blue Jays
>How is this division so dominant?
This Jays postseason reminds me of silksong. Can't even get all the way to the boss, just getting gaped on the way there
DAAAAAAAAA BLUE JAYS LOSSSSS DAAAAAAAA BLUE JAYS LOSSSSSS
go here>>151363838>>151363838>>151363838>>151363838>>151363838>>151363838
Let's here it for Canada everyone. They've got a nice state here and they beat the Yankees, can't forget that. Canada. Canada ladies and gentlemen.
>>151363869Game ain't over yet blud :)
>>151363876no :)
>>151363876lmao lol even
Taco Bell using Sum 41 in their commercials to market to zilennials makes me feel old bros.
>>151363876no
>>151363876why would you split
>>151363876sybau
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
>>151363876DO NOT REDEEM!!
why does 6 7 make zoomers so mad? is it the first meme they're too old to get?
>>151363876mmmmm, no
blowgaydoo ‘em
DAAAAA BLUE JAYS LOOOOSE
>>151363891those faggots werent even alive or were babies at best back then it shits me so muchmy culture is not their costume
>>151363920BLOW GAYS LOSE
If jays get eliminated I WILL be rooting for the Mariners because fuck doyers
>hey guys remember me?
>>151363935Because 7 ate 9!
Just want to say you’re all huge fags for constantly splitting the thread and being autismo about moving exactly at 500 on a slow ass board. If I saw you IRL I’d heem you and rape your bussy.
i'm actually a montreal expos fan
>>151363956behave
>>151363956preach anon preach
>>151363956don't threaten me with a good time, no homo btw
>>151363951Based, fuck the Dodgers.>>151363965I miss the Expos
>>151363956we need nu tho
>>151363965Sad
>>151363935I assume the joke is that someone said 6 7
>>1513639562012 Lulu St pull up bitch
>>151363956height/weight and do you have facial hair
>>151363956why am i not surprised it's some dork from /heem/ who has to be desperate for attentionyou retards are mentally ill
DA YANKEES.....PFFFTTKKKCKKDA..PFFBAHAHAHAHAHADA YA-BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDA YANKEESSSAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHADA YANKES LOOOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i shunned my family to watch this?
ive been trying to get a good fart on vocaroo for an hour now
>>151363956Hehehehe o no please don’t
>>151363956what are you packing?
>>151363953I knew last year was gonna be tough when they replaced Louie Louie with his pump up song, during the 7th inning stretch. So many people hated it they changed it after one season.>>151363965Here's a truck for you.
>>151363990lulz
>>151363989>you retards are mentally illits all of the blows to the head
BLUE JAY FANS CHECKED OUT AND GONE
maybe the local sports guys can finally stop playing highlights from 2001.For years I would check up on a game from my car radio. If they're yapping about the 2001 season I don't need to hear the score to know they were loosing.
Turkey slop burgers
>>151364003based
The REAL world series
>>151363965a former expos player i met at a local tavern told me i was beautiful and kissed me on the cheeki am genuinely considering the possibility of becoming a sugar baby
>>151363990I’m glad it makes you feel better little guy. 27 by the way kiss ‘em!
>>151364017looking GOOD mate
>>151364003yay!
>>151364026nobody in seattle is saying this
I can't wait to see this ump scorecard
>>151364017damn i'm hungry
>best players name is big dumperWHY THE FUCK ARE BOREBALL FANS SO HOMOSEXUAL
>>151364017what are ya washing it down with fella
>>151364017Kino
>>151364029when is the next Yankee Playoff game? shouldn't they be playing the mariners right now?
>>151363956Recker had a point
>Saskatchewan Roughriders mentionedGo Riders, best CFL team. Wish we had a CFL team in the USA, its actually a lot of fun to watch. Plus they have the same colors and mascot as my high school
>>151364010That means it will turn into a classic, comfy, Mariners thread.>>151364016Seattle has been waiting for a long time to turn back into a baseball town. Whenever the Mariners are actually good, it's all anyone can talk about.
>>151363965what happened to the rumors that they were going to get the rays?
that is a lovely green top she has on
what is she explaining?
>>151363956faggot retardfuck you
>>151364058:)
>>151364053Elaborate.
>>151364054Drank a bad amount of crown royal black once again so probably just gonna sip some blue powerade
>>151364075how great her trip to cancun will be in a few days
>>151364073>that one umpie that ack’d himself while saying out during that dodgers game
>>151364073Bro the commercial isn't even over and you clipped the highlight
Just sim to end already
Schneider actually thought he was frauding his way to a ring kek
>>151364073just the first clip would be fucking hilarious
>>151364050
In retrospect, I'm glad I had a nice Thanksgiving dinner with my family instead of watching this slop.
>>151364075my girth
>>151364075How to doctor a baseball with a cheese grater.
>>151364075is definitely not jew nepotism, that's for sure
>>151364075holding the head of john the baptist
Da yankees losed to THIS?
>>151364102WE BE DA YANK-AAACK!
>Olympic hockey in February>WBC in March holy kino
>>151364028Are you a girl or a boy?
>>151364107
>>151364050its going to be a shocking scorecard
That dude nearly bit it going for a foul ball.
Is that Canuck ded?
>>151364138kek
LOL I have the feeling the Mariners are turning this into a HR contest
>>151364075DAAAAAAAAAAA YANKEEEES
>>151364136i don't think that's particularly relevant
>raleigh goes 0-3 >still winning by 7 runs wtf lmao
this game is actually turning into kind of a slog and im a mariners fan
a chinaman has colonized cheesehead's seat!
Hello guys. My name is Spencer Torkelson. Ask me anything
Polymarket favorites to win the AL one month ago:>1) Tigers>2) Blue Jays>3) Yankees>4) AstrosKEK
>>151364073i think i have this or something similar
>>151364174spencer how do i properly mourn my favorite hooker dying?
>>151364073>ai generated product name
>>151364174>detoiletLMAO!
>>151364174did the kids at school tease you calling you spencer dorkelson?
5 days ago the Boone, Cashman, and Hal would have tried to convince you the Yankees ran into a juggernaut Now that juggernaut is down 2-0 to the Seattle Mariners after two homes gamesThe Yankees and what they’ve built is the problem — see u this off-season
what ethnicity is naylor? he is a weird looking cat
>>151364179whats updacitinib?
>>151364134Hopefully all the actual best MLB players will play in the WBC this time that would be extra kino.
>>151364174It's your father really named Torkel?
>>151364179>upadacitinib
>>151364154>margins v blowgays game 2, colorized 10-13-2025
>>151364201el goblino del norte
>>151364204not much whats upadacitinib with u
>>151364204Nothing much how bout you?
>>151364050>>151364142>what happens when you don't apologize for your car
>>151364154might as well use the time to practice them
>>151364204not much, whats updacitinib with you? :)
Elite frognigga ratboy Emerson Hancock is cheesed to meet the birds
i turned on nfl
>>151364204not much what's up with you
actually in authentic baseball rules, the blue jays already won the pennant when the regular season ended
He can not possibly be made to look cool
Bassitt is doing some elite innings eating, this bullpen really needs a break
>>151364163It is to my penis
>>151364163
>>151364219>>151364222>>151364226>>151364229reddit moment
what's the key to why the blue jays are getting raped back to back?
>>151364178You don’t. You be happy >>151364181We will be back next year >>151364198Yes and I Beat them up for it >>151364208No his name is Enochs
>>151364238im going to have sex with here
>>151364234Dumper looking into your soul
>>151364246>anything i was too slow to post is REDDIT
>>151364246tis the season
why are baseball players allowed to be fat
>>151364273analytics predict their impending heart attack will happen after the season ends
>>151364254pitchingand also hitting
>>151364238>>151364243fine, woman, if it matters>>151364255more like eunuchs LOL
>>151364255>You be happyhow? she was too dumb to know how attractive she was, her rate should've easily been $200 more per hour
>>151364254>why is [enter team here] losing so badlyBad pitching or not enough home runs, there I solved this sport for you for the next 20 years
okay im out of here gg leaf you fukken fent drug dealing country...100% tariffs are not enough
>han COCK
For me it’s Major League Baseball featuring Ken Griffey Jr. for the Nintendo 64
>>151364201I think he’s just a biracial guy, I thought he was Latino at first kek. His brothers look half white half black
>>151364273>amerifat league what do you expect
>>151364291im going to have sex with you
>>151364291Oh...nevermind
>>151364273it means they hit tanks
>>151364302based choice. how do you feel about madden football 64
>>151364304he somehow got the black face parts on a white face shape
>le BIG CIRCLE!soulless ballpark desu
>>151364304yeah the fro hair and blue eyes is throwing me off and he has like zero accent
>>151364292That’s her problem. You have to understand that. There is no reasoning with chicks
>>151364309anyway go mariners
First time Vladdy reaches base this series
>>151364317Tommy Lasortof Baseball for NES
>>151364317Haven’t played it unfortunately.
MARINERSMARINERSMARINERS
>>151364329>problemdid you even read my post
THROW STRIKES COCK
>>151364302I still quote that great game>OH COME ON! *breaking imaginary bat over my knee*>use it for minor inconveniences in jest>realize I'm being sperg and no one knows what I was talking about>now just do it in my head>still smile
naylors fat latina wife use to be kind of hot
>>151364201>>151364304>>151364327pure blooded canadian. these two pumped out 3 mlb players, pretty impressive.
>>151364354Yes. But I’m very focused on trying to swing at sliders in the dirt anon
PUT ON YOUR RALLY CAPS SIRS!
>>151364330Shut up breeder
just do me like herbie and han me a cock
>>151364374>dad's strength on mom's frameok i get it now
nyeeeeeeehhh, cheesed to meet you jays
>>151364374>dads an aryan beast>marries a bugged eyed black womangrim
>>151364374strong genes
>>151364234He never sleepsHe says he will never die
>>151364308okay>>151364309aw, come on, anon. don't tell me you're a... fudanshi...
aaron judge is still the mvp
Throw strikes is hard
the ALDS game has started btw
>>151364431Yeah, we know retard
>>151364431the alds has ended anon
>>151364431oops THE NLCSim retarded
>>151364409if you'd ever had black pussy you'd understand
>>151364431the what now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where's the Canadian flags?
Hancock pls. Its garbage time.
>>151364468Shootin syrup
>>151364464not much whats updacitinib with you?
Don't let my Jays get hot
>wagie job in the morning>Jays losing badMore turkey and more beer will help me cope with this
vladdy heads up playthis is the turning point
>>151364504LMAO!!!
SOULJA BOY TELL 'EM
>>151364523kek
>can't even score off emerson hancock
uh oh bases filling up quick and ump is doing ump things
NOOOOOOOOOO SEATTLE TOO HARD GIVE ME THE YANKEES RIGHT NOW NOOOOOOOOOO
>>151364468hockey season started and laffs lost today they couldn't handle it
ernie 1/7 in 2 days he's never slumped like this
>>151364503fucking lel
do you like wendy's, /sp/?
Jays are saving their clutch hits and good pitching for Seattle, then they get eliminated back home.
>>151364581ew no
>>151364581Go to stoner meal. Triple baconator, large frosty, and large fries to dip in the frosty.
>>151364581i don't but their app deals are too good to pass up. nobody else lets you use points AND promos, plus there's one 3 minutes from my job so
>>151364581It's always a little disappointing.
>>151364581I'd just get a frosty and leave
>>151364468Check the hockey threads
>>151364581Jr Bacon Cheeseburger still low key slaps frfr
Mastrobuoni in the game.
>>151364581Ehh, I've had worse
>>151364600>>151364601>>151364612>>151364613>>151364620wendeez YANKEES LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dairy queen
>commentators were justifying the seats behind home plate being empty because they're in the club eating the foodfucking lmao dude come on
soon the jays will be shitting on a beach in cancun
>>151364641kek
>>151364641lmao
>>151364644I'd just get a blizzard and leave
>>151364651do they have to dig a hole and then cover it up or do they have people who come around to wipe them and clean up the pile?
>mastrobuoni jersey with a WS patchPlease let this happen.
Based Seattle. Can't hate em.
Garbage time Geno slap!
I wonder what Josh Naylor is going to have for dinner tonight. I'm thinking of ordering wings.
1. blizzard2. mcflurry 3. frosty
>>151364641Top kek
>>151364674i think the family puts down a shitting tent when they camp out for the day
lmao naylors mom and dad looked pissed. are they having a fight?
>>151364641
>>151364676that's one you stick in the closet for a decade or so then pull it out
>>151364651The Canadian dollar is too weak. They'll go to Galveston
>>151364695good take
i like eating wendy's while listening to imagine dragons on CD
>>151364695Correct
Jays fans really dgaf do they? Mariners fans in Seattle would not leave in the same situation.
>>151364721based
>>1513647212010 kino
>>151364716do any of those exist in a third world country like Panama?
>>151364701Bub Rub! It’s that woop woop!
>>151364581It’s good for fast food, prices are decent for what you get.
>>151364695Frosty's always get fucked up the quickest, but I like their consistency more than the mcflurry. Blizzards are goated though.
lifelong brewers fan here
how are people still ordering and eating food in the 9th inning
>>151364742Canadians don't really care about baseball to begin with
>>151364742You saved positive frog :]
>>151364742the fans in seattle basically didn't sit down until the 13th inning during that game 5
>>151364762canadians build up a massive blubber layer to prepare for the harsh oncoming winter
>>151364751you'd be surprised, we even got Olive Garden and Applebee's
Mariners mind fucks canada
Even if we lose, we still win.
>>151364581just a humble man that wanted to feed his community for an affordable price
>>151364759Everyone in Hongcouver are switching their hats to Mariners
>>151364790>There is at least one Canadian on the team, that makes it a Canadian team!There's that CLASSIC Canadian Cope(TM)! I was getting worried.
I think this ump might be cross-eyes
tony hawk more like blow-me cock
>>151364769me on the left
>>151364790>1993
I always wear my Oura ring when I dap up my fellow stylish minorities
>>151364846is that tony hawk?
>>151364784sad
>>151364829what's with these angry Americans? Geez Louise...
>>151364863till the battery swells and it gets stuck on your finger
>>151364846>Sell your soul for waterI don't get it
>>151364852we don't post our weight here
>>151364790I didn't know Pivetta was an ice beaner
>>151364870it's 1/10th of tony hawk
Cock fucking please
>>151364892It's actually soda flavored sparkling water
>>151364892>assloads of money for a 3 hour shootyeah why would anyone do that
rally caps aren't working
Hancock should have better control out of the pen.
end it already
why don’t they make baseball kinos anymore
they could just put in their fattest player to throw Ephesus pitches he'll get out before 7 runs
>>151364937didn't he have 1 or 2 good outings from the bullpen? he's shitting the bed now
>>151364932what emotion is this?
>>151364963Big lips karen
>>151364581its okay
>>151364963Resting Bogged Face
>>151364982would desu
>>151364963lack of comprehension
>>151364963not a single thought is happening inside that head
BAH GAWD THAT'S FREDDIE FREEMAN'S MUSIC
>>151364963Trying to look sad at an event you don't care about
Bros...
>>151364825at least his strike zone has been inconsistent for both teams lol
>>151364963
>>151364963the dude next to her is going to beat the shit out of her when they get home because the jays lost and she's not going to be able to go to her botox appointment on wednesday and is going to have to cancel her session with her trainer Raul and he's not going to be happy about that!
>>151364963the botox is migrating to her brain
>>151364641heh
>Hancock actually struck someone out
MARINERS WIN
>>151364846I bought the THPS 3+4 remasters recently and I fucking suck at those games now. I don't get what happened. I used to know both of those games like the back of my dick and now I'm struggling to get 1st place in the competition levels.
DOUBLE PLAYMARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMETHE MARINERS STEAL TWO BALLGAMES IN CANADA
DOUBLE PLAYDAAAAA BLOW GAYS LOOOOOOOSE
if we had Bo it coulda been 10-4
>>151364963thousand cock stare
GG Mariners, see ya in wednesday
MARINERS WIN!MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN!MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN!MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN!MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN!MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN!MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN!MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN!MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
DP TO END IT! FUCK YEAH
Unbelievable.
FUCK YOU SEATTLE
>poo jays
>>151365061gg anon see ya then
>I'm going to have to root for the Mariners if it's a Mariners/Dodgers WSFUCK
I... did not enjoy that. GG Seattle. Here's hoping game 3 goes a little better.
Msbros, we believe in you.
>>151365071kevin smith is canadian?
The Seattle Mariners are 2 (two) wins away from competing in the first World Series in the franchises history.
basedbros what happened?
>>151365151Game 4 will be the last.
>>151365104We will never forget what you did for baseball in Seattle
I still don't believe in my M's. Everytime I start to believe in them, they collapse. Every. Single. Time. I will continue to fuel them with my everlasting doubt.
>>151365195>clemente chest protectorfucking based
>The Mariners have never started 2-0 in the ALCSGod please
>>151364644john madden
>>151365223spoken like a true lifelong mariners fanim with you
>>151365223Same. I moved to Texas a decade or so ago and I want to rub it in all these fairweather Astros fans but the M's have dick punched me so much that I don't even banter with them.
>>151364016the real victim of 9/11 was Seattle baseball
job ain't done (but it's lookin' good)
>>151365385never forget
>>151364742I mean, the jays don't want to be there, why should the fans.
>>151364273you're allowed to be fat if you slug >0.400
>three times as many strikeouts as Seattle>five times as many errors as SeattleThis is ridiculous.
>>151364892>no spoken lines>30 second photoshoot of a wax bustyeah I'm sure he's real torn about "selling his soul"
>co-workers in Everett wearing Mariners gear today>some of them had no idea there was a game todayIt's like 2013 all over again when everyone suddenly starting flying 12 flags.
Oh wait, that's probably earned runs. I'm retarded. Still ridiculous.
>>151365595Yeah but they gave up the long ball and Schneider's bullpen strategy sucked
>>151365247Usually they lose the first two
>>151365646kek
>>151365646i probably see you daily
>>151365714>Usually they lose the first two>1995 1-1, 2-4>2000 1-1, 2-4>2001 0-2, 1-4
>>151366554sorry, i forgot
>>151366616all good
Guys I want to go to the game Wednesday but I went to game 1 against Detroit and I went to the 18 inninger against the Astros 3 years ago. I will not jinx this team. I will not go
>>151365646Oh 100%. Tbf it seems like people generally are more knowledgeable about the Ms this year than the we’re about the hawks in 2013. There’s a reason when it’s hawks or mariners I watch that shit at home alone. Last time I went to this shit hole “just chill” to watch the hawks I had to leave because of the retards around me crying for flags constantly
>>151367351Maybe just go down to Elysian Fields?
>>151365207Tigers shit the bed.
fuck the Poo Jays
Fucking KEK. Blue jays scoring all their runs in the first 1 or 2 innings YET AGAIN and blowgaysisters think theyre facing the yankees only to be gaped YET AGAIN. Heh.. its like 2022 all over again... heh ... FUCK THE BLOW GAYS
>>151368188Have ALEastsisters won a playoff series against ALWestGODs in the past 15 years